/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Twitch sites
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/
>https://streamscharts.com/

>>88873682
Strange kronii type

Niggas really just up and died for the last ten minutes there

>>88873682
Wait, this isn't the breasts thread!

>>88873811
This is the breasts, thighs, midriff, and elf thread

Shiorin on the koyonews

Big HoloYAB

teacher-kun I hope you get a biboo wife in 11 years time

>>88873906
Why not just get a biboo wife now
They exist in the wild waiting to be wifed up
Nigga should go and rizz up like Taotan or something, everyone knows they love teachers out there

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hey a rissa OP, pretty cool!

>>88874010
Onomatopoeia my beloathed?

lunner sounds
https://x.com/koi_217/status/1850735515064311880

Girls should kiss girls

Wassup

>catching up on small corpo news
>kawaii is dead
>eien is dead and forcing their talent to buy their models but the CEO charged them different prices depending on if they liked the girl or not
>whorse is leaving vdere
>VSPOEN collapsed right out of the gate
>anilive is accepting basically anyone who applies and gives them an ai model + rigging
Is the small corpo scene imploding? pixellink seems to have managed to avoid yabs though.

>>88874095
BASED BASED BASED

>>88872562
Please keep it wholesome to the end

>>88874133
This is the third Small Corpo implosion cycle.
We are moving swiftly towards the fourth kalpa.

>>88874133
Critical mass of oversaturated market, and there are only so many talented enough girls to garner an audience bringing in enough profit to keep the operation going.

>>88874133
Wasn't v4mirai doomposting on alt accounts as well? What came of that

>>88873682
* FINAL TALLY OF THE DAY *
>88,768: Fubuki (Hololive)
>70,499: Nijisanji (Nijisanji)
>53,951: Moka (VSPO)
>45,063: Marine (Hololive)
>42,914: AZKi (Hololive)
>39,868: Kuzuha (Nijisanji)
>32,855: Koyori (Hololive)
>32,543: Subaru (Hololive)
>32,423: Pekora (Hololive)
>31,729: Kagami (Nijisanji)
>28,750: Yashiro (Nijisanji)
>21,704: Polka (Hololive)
>21,500: Chaika (Nijisanji)
>20,115: Ibrahim (Nijisanji)
>19,214: Noel (Hololive)
>19,040: Mio (Hololive)
>18,892: Hanabi (VSPO)
>17,393: Botan (Hololive)
>17,140: Watame (Hololive)
>15,423: Chaika (Nijisanji)
>15,277: Koyori (Hololive)
>14,520: Furen (Nijisanji)
>13,332: Ness (Nijisanji)
>13,235: Okayu (Hololive)
>13,207: Tamaki (NoriPro)
>13,147: Fauna (Hololive)
>12,538: Dooby (Indie)
>12,489: Salome (Nijisanji)
>12,406: Lamy (Hololive)
>10,598: Fuwa (Nijisanji)
>10,177: Fubuki (Hololive)
>10,143: Shiina (Nijisanji)

>>88874133
pixellink and phase seem to be the only ones who aren't in some sort of implosion atm.

>>88873682
*FINAL EN COPE TALLY OF THE DAY*
>11/04 TALLY (1.000 - 4.999)
4.520: Mint (Indie) | Webfishing
4.024: Alban (Nijisanji) | Just Chatting w/ Sonny
3.187: Tenma (Phase-Connect) | Interview w/ Hongkun w/ Rie
2.861: Dokibird (Indie) | Payday 3
2.257: Vantacrow (Nijisanji) | Off Collab w/ Claude
2.238: Vox (Nijisanji) | Variety Stream
1.794: Nene (kawaii) | ASMR Stream
1.775: Shiina (Phase-Connect) | Cooking Stream
1.634: Bettel (Holostars) | Warhammer 40k Space Marine 2 w/ Bettel 2
1.604: Jelly (Phase-Connect) | Opus Magnum
1.590: Dizzy (Phase-Connect) | Just Chatting
1.468: Millie (Nijisanji) | ASMR Stream
1.271: Hakka (Holostars) | Just Chatting
1.235: Kanna (PixelLink) | ASMR Stream
1.207: Shinri (Holostars) | Mouthwashing
1.177: Roca (idol) | Karaoke Stream

WAKE UP BABE NEW BAIT JUST DROPPED
it was pippa from globie, not phase

Idea that I had while driving home from work
>Myth: Girls for men
>Promise: Women for men
>Advent: Girls for girls
>Justice: Women for women

It's been over 3 weeks since last Fauna short.

>>88874304
Please don't Jinx Pixel Link, I actually like the girls there.

>>88874487
>not wanting them all
sounds low test

>>88874133
How exactly do small corpos sustain themselves? Big corpos are either profitable because they get big legitimate numbers, or they are at least subsidized by an otherwise profitable parent company or simply don't pay the employees and contractors. Small corpos don't have an audience, don't make enough money to sustain even a sweatshop exploitation model, and have no rich parent company to fall on.

>>88874525
not trying to, I like some of them too. raki is even kind of like my actual oshi in a few ways

As far as I can see, there's no way to tell how many people contribute to these statistics or how often the songs are sung. I wouldn't be surprised if some of the Holos not known for singing have only couple of dozen karaoke requests. On the other hand:
-Suisei's Bibideba is 91st (down from 68th) in the most popular karaoke songs of October: (https://www.joysound.com/web/karaoke/ranking/all/monthly))
-Suisei's Moonlight is 29th and ReGLOSS's Feeling Gradation is 79th in the rolling monthly hot new songs chart (ie. 4th of October to 3rd of November): https://www.joysound.com/web/s/hot-new-song/1month

0kisei fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing 0kisei songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise of absolutely no one
-While the other four have at most 20% of their karaoke visiting fans be women, Suisei has an almost balanced 44%
-When it comes to female fans, over half of them are under 40 in every case
-Only Sora manages to have over 25% of her fans be over 40, Suisei is the only one to have any fans over 60 singing her songs
-Teenagers are even more scarce, with Suisei and Miko having the most
-Interestingly, Suisei is also the only Holo to have a description on her profile page (copied from Wikipedia)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUDbtOrPOzY

>>88874482
>NEW

>>88874487
At the very least I do think there is something to Myth and Promise for males, Advent and Justice for females

is hololyzer broken?

IRyS' scheduled stream isn't showing up
https://youtu.be/B9qgqDCp3w8

>>88874584
1kisei fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing 1kisei songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise of absolutely no one
-Matsuri has the highest amount of women singing her songs at 30%, of the others only Haachama has over 20%
-When it comes to female fans, the vast majority of them are under 40, Matsuri's female fans are all under 30
-There are no fans over 60, with Haachama and Mel having no fans over 50
-Teenagers are quite scarce, only Fubuki manages to have a quarter of her male fans and a solid chunk of her female fans be under 20

>>88874260
I would guess there's no lack of talented girls, just lack of an audience to sustain the corp until they reach critical mass. So small corpos almost shouldn't bother unless they're starting off with a sizable war chest

>>88874584
Id be genuinely surprised to find any Vtuber fan over the age of 40

>>88874511
Because she's been streaming regularly

>>88874558
>How exactly do small corpos sustain themselves?
I mean, they don't. All small corpos in west at least seem to be doing the same thing... Quick money without any long term planning. And it goes tits up.

>>88874663
2kisei fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing 2kisei songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise of absolutely no one
-Aqua has the highest amount of women singing her songs at 35%, of the others Choco has 30% and Shion 27%, the other two are below 20%
-When it comes to female fans, the vast majority of them are under 40, Ayame and Choco don't have female fans over 40
-2kisei in general doesn't have many middle-aged or older fans, only Shion manages to have some fans over 60
-Teenaged boys form a full quarter of Aqua's and Shion's singership; the girls aren't too far behind, and Ayame has a solid chunk of teenagers too

>>88874725
And yet Phase Connect keeps getting stronger.

>>88874304
The problem with pixellink is that they are being carried by one talent. Better hope she doesn't get poached.

>>88874726
Gamers fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing Gamers songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise of absolutely no one
-Korone has the highest amount of women singing her songs at 31%, of the others Okayu has 22% with the other two being below 20%
-When it comes to female fans the vast majority of them are under 40, Mio and Korone don't have female fans over 50
-Everyone except Fubuki has a tiny group of men over the age of 60 singing their songs at karaoke, but the number of people over 40 is very small in general
-Okayu almost manages to have 25% of her fans be teenagers, of Fubuki's male fans a quarter are teenagers

>>88874658
Neither is Biboo's Forest

>>88874725
I think that's why Phase doesn't seem to be imploding, compared to the other ones.
I remember that it was normal for all the talents to be working their normal jobs at least up to 2023, on top of streaming, and that the fish man was basically the only employee outside of one or two managers for years, to the point of him physically being the one in charge of their merch warehouse.
Shit ran on tight budgets.

>>88873682
https://litter.catbox.moe/a00uf5.jpg

>>88874769
lol

>>88874811
I wonder if it has anything to do with that Raora frame still hanging around. I've noticed that hololyzer tends to start behaving strangely whenever that happens or whenever a stream goes on for a really long time

>>88874790
3kisei fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing 3kisei songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise -- the average person singing Marine and Rushia songs is a woman in her 20s or 30s, actually!
-Rushia and Marine are the only Holos to have a female majority singership with 73% and 64% respectively, both Noel and Pekora also have 30% or more women singing their songs at karaoke leaving Flare as the only one with less than 20% women at karaoke
-Marine has comparatively large segment of men over 60 singing her songs, Pekora also has a small segment of over 60-year olds, but mostly the karaoke frequenters are younger folks; Rushia has no one over 40 singing her two songs
-Flare is interesting in that over quarter of her female singers are above 40 and none are teenagers in complete contrast to her male singership which is around 90% under 40 with full half being in their 20s
-Marine gets close to having a quarter of her singership be teenagers, and Rushia has teenage boys be over a quarter of her male karaoke singers; Noel and Pekora have surprisingly many teenaged girls singing their songs

>>88874725
>without any long term planning
that is the problem. even if the chuuba is willing to commit in the long run, people in the corpo aren't.

>>88874790
Women hate Mio because they're jealous of how sexy she is

v4mirai is doing pretty good for a small corpo

>>88874959
>Brave Group
>small corpo

>>88874769

>>88874909
4kisei fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing 2kisei songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise of absolutely no one
-Luna has an almost balanced 44% of her karaoke singers be women, out of the others Kanata has 23% and the rest are below 15%
-When it comes to female fans the vast majority of them are under 40; none of them have women over 50 singing their songs
-In general the number of people over 50 is vanishingly small, only Luna has some
-Over a quarter of Luna's female singership are teenagers and Kanata has a solid chunk of teenaged girls also, but otherwise teenagers too are few and far in between

We've got a lot of comedians ITT today

>>88874909
>Rushia
>majority woman audience
Huh.

>>88874921
Hopefully more corpos can follow the kawaii example and at least let the girls keep their channels, if it comes to that.

>>88874769
>still no 10k streams

>>88874930
Hot hag is a thing

>>88875026
*farts*

>>88874959
V4Mirai doesn't have to be profitable because they're just a small unit of a very large company (not even a primary vtuber company). So we have no idea if they're doing good or not.

>>88875065
CCV is a meme metric

>>88874592
pajeetson my beloved...

>>88875012
5kisei fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing 5kisei songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise of absolutely no one
-Botan has the highest amount of women singing her songs at 25%, of the others Nene has 22% with Lamy being at 20% and Polka at 15%
-When it comes to female fans the vast majority of them are under 40
-Over a quarter of Polka's male singers and Botan's female singers are over 40, otherwise the 5kisei audience skews younge; only Lamy and Polka have anyone over 50 singing their songs
-A quarter of Lamy's female singers are teenagers, otherwise they are quite sparse

>>88874909
>Marine has comparatively large segment of men over 60 singing her songs

>>88874133
the implosion of idol en was the symbolic end
first true "golden gen" outside hololive, five girls who were all good enough to be breakout successes
a couple almost made it
the last of them will be gone in a few days

>>88874909
>Pekora have surprisingly many teenaged girls singing their songs
She is the hero of the children after all

>>88874959
I would fuck vampire pomu, tbqh.

Thinking about it Vshojo is technically a small corpo.

>>88875263
It would contest the idea that it's a corpo at all, although it obviously is.

>>88875172
HoloX fans at karaoke:
-The average person singing HoloX songs is a man in his 20s or 30s to the surprise of absolutely no one
-Chloe has the highest amount of women singing her songs at 28%, of the others Lui has 23% with the rest being below 20%
-When it comes to female fans the vast majority of them are under 40; Laplus doesn't have any women over 40 singing her songs and Chloe only a few; Iroha on the other hand has a small segment of 50-year olds
-Lui and Koyori have a few men over 60 singing their songs, but in general HoloX has very few fans over the age of 50 and even those in their 40s are quite rare
-On the other hand, teenagers make up a quarter or close enough of the singers for almost everyone in HoloX

>>88875185
Fuck you mean Golden Gen the only one who was ever any kind of success was Rin and she did that by being basically the opposite of the hyper coomer pandering the rest leaned into

Let's go with the gold standard here. Beyond the plans and dreams of the girls, Hololive EN has been here 4 years now. Obviously small corpos can't have all the resources but neither did Myth nor Council in the beginning. If you have a long term plan as a chuuba in west and can't get in Hololive... Maybe indie is the best way to go, not joining in some dead end moneygrab where CEO wants to fuck you.

>>88875263
>vshojo
>corporation
it's more of a loose confederacy of indie chuubas than an actual corp. I can't think of any actions taken by vshojo staff besides bonking kson and making her delete that tweet about the froot drama

>>88874909
>perfectly split age proportions for rushia
do you know how many people actually sang her songs? this sounds like there were like 5 people total singing her stuff.
>>88875012
>towa that low
I'm honestly very surprised.

They are so special <3

>>88875263
Small corpo until CDawg ends stream

>>88875443
There has never been a good post with this image attached

>>88875126
That’s not how it works and that also only applies if the larger company is profitable and it isn’t

>>88875494
that post's literally just a statement of facts.

>>88875533
>statement of facts.
>facts

>>88874487
>>88874622
Council/Promise having an army of twitter lesbians was a thing before Advent dropped. So it's funny to see this kind of talk

>>88874584
>AZKi 57 songs
whoa

im starting to think that erb might be a mistake

>>88875418
Well, corpos get 2views.
You have to remember, most (over 95%) indies are literally 1views.

>>88873360

https://youtu.be/soGsHkDu3c8
Who will be the first Holo to cover it?

>>88875556
feel free to point out the wrong ones. i'm legit curious now.

>>88875286
Finishing up with some errata since Regloss don't have individual songs on the karaoke song list. Too lazy to do EN and ID right now, it's a Japanese karaoke thing after all.

>>88875190
teenagers are not children, back when the world was functional they worked and went to war

>>88875418
Nah, if you join a small corpo you're essentially given 30-50k subs at minimum which is a huge boost and automatically puts you in like the top 0.10% of chuubas. there are fucking thousands of 0view and 1view chuubas out there and if you're talented you either need luck or exposure to escape the pit.

>>88875680
>back when the world was functional
Anon they went to war because it was very much not functional
There wouldn't be a war if it was functional

>>88875041
>>88875446
Yeah, Rushia being terminated years ago is the primary (though not the only) reason I made that disclaimer about some of these possibly having very few people singing their songs.

>>88874558
>How exactly do small corpos sustain themselves?
Well they are either: sensible enough with the spending that they hit a point where they are breaking even or making a small profit. So they chug along until that changes.
They have a parent company or a wealthy backer dumping money into it to keep it afloat.
Or they fall apart after a year or two

>>88875645
Tsunowatna Wantonka

>>88875647

>>88875418
If you can get on twitch and get yourself in the right crowd that's really the way to go. 1k+ viewers with no one with their hand in your pocket. Trying to slog it out as a no name indie on youtube is pretty tough.

>>88875645
What a horrible song... the music is all over the place. The high pitch doesnt fit the tone it just one big mess

I hate kiara

I like Kiwawa

A new Hologra just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJFEPoD-pL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJFEPoD-pL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJFEPoD-pL8

>>88875012
I knew about Suisei, Marine, and Aqua having a pretty decent female fanbase, didn't know about Luna.
That was quite interesting, thanks anon

Hatesex with Kiara

>>88875719
No, teen should ironically go back to working. Too many people in universities for usesless shit, there's like 10 things worth studying and anyone who isn't going to study any of does should work after the 10th grade

>>88875856
Based

Since I started babbling... Justice was a great idea, even if I thought it came out of nowhere fast. Advent already put a buffer between Myth. Council and all the bad decisions that came after. But Justice helped Advent to move even more into their own thing.

>>88875762
>formed in Delaware
Actual red flag

>>88875418
The small corpo scene is rough but I'd probably still take a vspo or phase job over being a 1view or 2view. or any of the random Brave popup corpos. I don't know the other small corpos but there's probably a small handful of other ones worth it. and certainly I'd join nijien (with the conscious and explicit plan to quit in 1 year and take the free buff)
i wouldn't join some grifter's new project unless they had demonstrable backing of a bigger corporation though.

>Ironmouse released the first corpo vtuber DanDaDan cover

Did not expect that.

>>88875986
Who?

The forest collab cant start soon enough

I remember reading about some girl who was seething her father wouldn't let her use her college fund to buy a 10k usd vtuber model and set up a few years ago. I wonder if she ever became a vtuber and is sitting at 1 view right now.

>>88875418
Any of the small corpos that still throw lots of cash at advertising debuts is going to be much better than trying to start as an indie, even on twitch.

>>88876103
I will never understand how people spend so much on a Vtuber model as an indie.
There are so many steps you can take before getting kitted out with the sauced up models. Vtubing can be SO inexpensive if you're willing to compromise.

>>88875972

>suddenly getting a lot of recommendations of HER
Ok YouTube, pipe down.
>It's because gen Alpha and late zoomer tiktokers rediscovered the "Ok boomer" song and are making election memes
This is gonna happen every 4 years I guess.

>>88876237
The death of Peanuts altered the timeline

>>88876237
wow, it has been four years since the hellspawn of a year that was 2020.

>>88876293
>trying to do the Harambe thing in Reverse 2016
It's gonna be funny tomorrow either way, but still

>>88876103
honestly, if 10k isn't like 5% of her college fund she was fucked regardless. If you aren't sending your kid up to college with at least half a Million in savings it's so over for them, and they will finish paying their debts with your inheritance

>>88876346

>>88876237
>Gura put that thing in HER account so she can redirect anyone who discovered HER into Gura
Is this plausible?

>>88876302
>2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2020, 2024
Literally the worst year every time.
Actually, 2012 was more of a fun party, 2011 was crazy instead.
2000 too, both turned out way better than doomers said.

>>88875986
why vshojo still doing idol stuff ?

>>88874726
>3/4 of Choco female fans is 30+ cake
How did she do that

>>88876413
she wouldn't have placed the & at the end, and who was going to stick around when checking her stuff out after seeing that she has been inactive for 4 years

Doth Gura watcheth HoloEN from thine heavens?

>>88876103
It was a mom, it was probably 5k at the time, I remember it became a big "am I the asshole" r eddit topic that even Shilily responded o.
All vtubers were like, "No, don't let her do that"

>>88876437
2020 was a bad year but it started to shape up towards the end with Myth. Plus I got to indulge as much as I wanted in my true innermost secret hermit desires without any judgement from society so that was nice. and then 2021 was the best.

>>88876473
Everyone thinks the & is important, you sure she's not just retarded

>>88876561
It was only good for people stuck inside working remote, playing games and watching streams.

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvNb4SXPZU0

>No live

>1 hour video every week
thanks ina...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lv6lzMaSEw
>Hololive mindchair TO THE MOON

>>88876572
No, she is the OG shitposter, the master baiter. The & was deliberately planted to fuck with shitposters.

Who's playing this first?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2772820/ButtKnight/

>>88876633
>working remote, playing games and watching streams
The nostalgia is overwhelming...

Which one's better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NaWYDW5BDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ketQTGwA4Lo

Oh, shit. Niji Koshien might've gotten worse numbers in 2023 than 2022 because of the WBC. I will not elaborate.

>>88876891
>WBC.
White blood count?

>>88876334
College fund just means money for college, it doesn't mean it's covering 8 years at Harvard.

>>88876644
>HOLOSTARS
So close yet so far

>>88876891
White Big Cock

>>88876302
I got a work from home job in 2020 so that year was great for me

>>88876891
Who would watch Niji Koshien if you're a baseball fan?
You're gonna want to be a Hololive fan. The official partner of the Dodgers, who are Japan's team.

>>88876891
Web Browser Conversion?

>>88876891
>a fringe, troll Baptist group killed NijiKo
Maybe I was too harsh with them

>>88876934
>>88876983
World Baseball Classic. Fuck you niggas for forcing me to elaborate.

>>88876891
WBC was in March though. NijiKoshien happens in August I think. What's it got to do with each other?

>>88876827
Joji

>>88877036
>>88876891
That was the logic even back then, yes.

>>88876700
>Yankees lose the World Series ONCE
>throw a bitchfit that the world of Baseball is ruined
I hate the Yankees so much

Streams?

Fauna doko

>>88877190
They can keep seething forever. DOYERS DORYA!

>>88876827
I've never watched Fallen Angels, but still recognize that shot.

>>88875568
Yeah obviously they existed but it feels like post Promise additions really exacerbated it
Save for TakaMori, half of which hated the idea, there wasn't all that much pandering
Now you have several talents where their only personality trait is tactless dyke pandering

>>88877246
>several talents where their only personality trait is tactless dyke pandering
Rider is that you

>>88877190
i think i heard this thing before...

>>88876334
Why would you need that much? I put myself through University of Texas for around 30 grand for a bachelors degree. Did the first 2 years at a local community college. Unless you think it's pointless unless you go to the top college and get a job at a top corpo like some asian or something.

>>88876700
I'm not watching all that.
Are they basically going to become the MLB's Man City?
Get satellite teams all over the world, including Tokyo Dodgers?

and just like that cover stocks passed anycancer

sex with whores

>>88876942
It doesn't cover the cost of college then you're 100% getting out of it with debt you're not going to be able to pay until they are old enough to retire.

>>88877189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE5Yv3fBAVM

>>88877543
img

>>88877543
pic or fake

>>88877587
kys

>>88877543
It's close but I'm not seeing it yet

>>88877433
>Unless you think it's pointless unless you go to the top college
Unironically, yes. If you're not going to egress form an Ivy league college (and even then there's lesser Ivy legue colleges) then you just wasted 3-7 years of your life, because no one is going to care about your degree

>>88877575
spank that mole

kek

>>88877543
Who cares. Its not like a higher stock price has any meaningful trickle down for the average consumer.

>>88877575
How're you gonna fuck yourself?

>>88877487
basically the Dodgers are in the process of becoming a sports dynasty using various methods including more Japanese mindchair, and a bunch of MLB teams, including the NY Nazis, are ass blasting bitchloids about it. A lot of their players deffering contract money also means they can afford more great talent, the current best JP player is likely going to sign with the Dodgers once he's able to join MLB, Dodgers winning all around. Pretty neat stuff.

>>88875651
Forgot about Midnight Grand Orchestra and Blue Journey, and MGO's demo is kinda funny when compared to Suisei's personal one, so I decided to update lest I forget them again.

>>88877710
>gloat about Cover stocks dropping for weeks
>this happens
God exists and her name is Watamage

mamaela wants to feminize kaela...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRoU9iPWNNA

>>88877710
so.. hololive wins? just like that?

>>88877762
>hire Elevens to your team
>convince them to take an honorable choice and defer their payments until a decade from now
>use the money you would use to pay them to go and get more, better players
It's fucking genius in how fucking evil it is, go Dodgers

>>88877688
Lockheed Martin cared about mine. I'd say what's the point of going to Ivy league? You can get the same jobs outside of it. The only thing you get from those schools is connections with wealthy and powerful people. Sometimes those connections end badly for you.

>>88877710
Is the the first time in history? Will Gura's termination collapsed Cover's stock?

>>88876700
>No Gura mention

>>88877957
>>88877968
kys discordtrannies

>>88877246
>there wasn't all that much pandering
Baffling post.
Promise collabs have always had a fair bit of yuri, it only got stronger as got to know each other more. Fauna even got asked if people were taking the shippoing too far and she said it was fine, they found it fun. I'm pretty sure some others okayed it to.
It may have been less with Myth but they still did it from time to time. Do people not know about Ina's gen5 harem arc.

The big difference is almost all of that was on stream. It got exacerbated because Nerissa started openly pandering directly to them on twitter.

Where's Momseki?

>>88877957
Pagi, seafart

>>88877710
oh shit it actually happened?

>>88877942
Not even just the Elevens, a bunch of the Dodgers best plays are doing it too. and it's not even a new thing, tons of MVPs in sports history have taken pay cuts in the past so their teams have more money to hire better talent. this is just that taken to the logical conclusion.

>>88877487
More like Liverpool. Spend lot of money wisely and buy a star player like Allison & Van Dijk in 2017 which also brings in lots of new fans and then start doing well and occationally win shit

>>88877762
I mean, that seems like a really basic plan
>Have good team
>make money
>make better team by buying good players
That differing contract money though, does it mean they get paid in installments later on? Even a decade after they retire?
Todd Boehly already started that in soccer 2 years ago. Guess Chelsea was a testing ground.

>>88878038
>Discordtrannies
You talk about Hololive mindshare in this Holothread but No Gawr "Goddess of victory" Gura mention
I'm not happy Anon

>>88875286
Chloe had a popular tiktok song with her "life reset button"
Those usually hit the young, female, demo more.

>>88878053
On my dick, being Momsexy

>>88878206
CHIISAI RESSETTO BUTTON POCHIIII

>>88878112
Basically, they're paid little of their actual contract money until the contract years are up, and then the rest following those years. Ohtani for example is taking 2M a year for his contract years, and then 68M a year for the 10 years after them.

>>88878229
Imagine the Oyakodon

Please put up a frame. Fauna

>>88878112
Ohtani will be getting paid $2,000,000 a year until 2034.
He will then be paid $68,000,000 a year until 2044, and he will not play a single game from 2034 till 2044, unless he decides to keep playing even after the initial ten year contract.

>>88877710
no wonder the ndf was trying to spam so hard today kek

>>88878293
Still got awhile, patience

>>88877951
i work for <insert fortune 100> and a lot of engineers come from schools in the same state, even non ivy league. it's about 65:35 non-ivy:ivy for the people i work with

>https://x.com/Helmir_G3/status/1853495557412597928
did we talk about this?

>>88878112
>Be PSG
>Spend fuck ton of money to buy the best players (even Messi)
>No CL after 13 years

>>88878254
Jesas, hundreds of million extra $ per year.

Well, the league closed Todd's loopholes in soccer in just 1 year.
I'd imagine the baseball league will put in new regulations, so teams can't differ more than 50% of a contract, outside of a major crisis, or something.

>>88877710
Cover have beat them in Market Cap too. Lets see if they can hold the lead until the market closes.

Nerissa and Bae starting in 40 minutes.
https://youtu.be/Ha0_L5UuIKw
https://youtu.be/Aa8vCgMyVrk

>>88878403
They skipped the
>Have good team
part.

>>88878370
First I've heard of it. This is one thing that'll get fixed quickly since it affwcts Youtube's revenue flow.

>>88877710
is the stock forum still closed? wanna see their reactions

>>88878473
that's a strange nerissa

>>88878370
Youtube responded quickly and looks like it "fixed itself".
Probably a part of the dev team already knew about it and quietly patched it.

>>88878473
nigga that is NOT nerissa

>>88878473
>Wissa

>>88878473
Nerissa and Bae starting in 40 minutes.
https://youtu.be/WhtCSlVjGIY
https://youtu.be/Aa8vCgMyVrk

>>88878473
Looks like you accidentally liked the current top JP stream instead.

>>88878473
It's not Nerissa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhtCSlVjGIY

Anyone here wanna pump Nerissa Ravencroft full of baby batter

>>88877710
they'll just do buyback again

>>88878403
>spending billions of petrodollars on pissi riggitini
maybe should have went for chad chattini instead

>>88878293
Here's a white woman to hold you over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W8RkShAu_0

>>88878725
I don't want ANY white woman I want MY white woman

>>88878713
>0 IQ

>>88878699
No.
Creaming her ass is more appealing.

>>88878713
Sex with Chattini

>>88878699
Yes

fauna's refusal to even get on twitter unless she's going to post a new frame needs to be studied

>>88878908
Why? Its based

>>88878908
based. only using twitter for work.

Anycolor just went to the moon passing Cover.

>>88878825
chattini is not for sexual

>>88878954
She's missing out on all the good art of girls having sex with other girls

>>88878908
the only social media fauna likes is reddit. justice is the /vt/ gen.

>>88879075
Dont worry, the girls share the best art amongst each other in their discord dms

All I want for Christmas is that not-Ame fucks up and gets her special deal terminated. And that Gura graduates. Imagine how healthy start it would be for HoloEN for 2025.

>>88879078
advent is the twitter gen, promise is the tumblrddit gen

>please reply to my bait
No.

>>88879099
I don't not about that anon, I'm as we peak taking a peak of a really lewd picture of Mahiro, and it's good, twitter is very good I'd say

>>88878908
thats a good thing

>>88879122

Effortless 4k viewers for Mint. The Holobox is hers.

>>88879216
chu

>>88879216
chuchuchu

>>88879122
I agree. Old baggage that doesn't want to be there leaves and EN5 in in late 2025. We are getting close to actually functional HoloEN.

>>88879216
chuchuchu

>>88879245
>ironically, this was the correct option, as youtube registers actual stream vods and shitty clips as separate interests

>>88879303
stop replying to yourself

>>88879216
chuuu

>>88879245
>China observer
>China uncensored
>gif from 8 months ago

IPs from SEA should have a 24 hour timer for the first post

>>88878908
As much as I'd like Fauna to use twitter very slightly more, it is the greatly preferable option to say Nerissa being addicted to twitter

>>88879423
Rangeban

rissa is growing on me….

>>88878699
She's very wifeable

>>88879501
All so beautiful

>>88879423
This but Europe

>>88879523
sorry to hear that

>>88879370
Chumbuds could follow to watch her in Senzawa account just like Teamates followed to watch Dooby. And most importantly, HoloEN would be free of uncertainty.

SHE DID IT

Ok Fauna you can put up your POV now. It's almost an hour away, it's time to put up your POV

>>88879523
Like mold?

How many days sisters will attack Holo if we were to lose Gura?

>>88879865

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g9wuLGD4fg

>plays a game full of sharks
>doesn't mention Gura once
Oshi material.

>>88879929
NIGGA I KNOW THAT'S SHIORI

>>88879679
>free of uncertainty
man this is some next level copium, how does uncertainty even affect anything at all? what kind of calculus is negatively impacted by Gura not leaving?
it sounds like some bullshit buzzword born from corporate lingo

>>88879932
>Space Marine 2
Nice.

>>88874133
VSPOEN definitely did not collapse

>>88880046
>VSPOEN definitely did not collapse
baffling post

>>88880036
flora

>>88879932
cute momseki schedule art

gaming idol kirin

>fauna dodging a POV so she doesn't become a cope tally whore
Pathetic

>>88880174

do owls hoo at the moon?

>>88880046
This sure looks like a collapse to me

Advent Schedule

IT IS TIME FOR POWERYAPPING! COME WATCH MY WIFE WASH, POWER AND YAP: NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhtCSlVjGIY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhtCSlVjGIY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhtCSlVjGIY

>>88880412
my lesbian girlfriend

>>88880499
Mumei please stream soon

>>88880390
Sadvent

The real reason we need EN5 that ties closely to Advent and Justice, is that HoloEN as a unit can get a real majority away from Myth. &CouncilRys. Calli can keep on being the daisenpai and Kiara can keep on being Kiara and HoloEn has a chance to live on.

>>88880470
eh I don't like her solo streams. She only truly shines when she's collabing.

>>88880390
>FWMC and Biboo do Liars bar with their fans
>Shiori does Crab Game

>Nerissa does...a Pride and Prejudice 6 hour TV version watchalong

>>88880528
>t.Phasecuck

>>88876334
why not just sign up for FAFSA and pay nothing?
If the kid is smart enough, they can go to a good public university that provides food and housing for $0.

Time to wake up Fauna

>>88880550
as a jailbird, i think the opposite. unless its a collab with fauna, mumei or FWMC, those are about equal

>ennacuck still trying

>>88879941
I agree fellow CC fan. Her name has totally been blacklisted at this point and it's never been more obvious.

https://x.com/Hoshiiii_art/status/1853170178579902692

>>88880550
And only with certain collab partners.
Sad but true

>>88880589
>Nerissa does...a Pride and Prejudice 6 hour TV version watchalong
It's GFE?

>Still no Fauna POV
>Kalea won't have a POV
How am I supposed to watch this collab
This sucks

>>88880589
>Pride and Prejudice
Isn't that the book schools made you read and do essay's on? Like Lord of the Flies? Didn't know they had a tv series..

>>88880470
I like to listen to her and Hakka at the same time and dream about them collabing

aaand here comes their cuckposting

Finally home and ready to watch the collabs later.
Cant wait for tomorrow to be over so my mailbox and phone can stopped being spammed with messages

There has been an alarming number of people here who think Nerissa Ravencroft is sexy.
I am here to correct the record. Nerissa Ravencroft is not sexy. She is a dork. A dweeb. A theater loving failgirl who thinks she's cool when she spins around in her room and sings old pop songs from the car radio from the 2000s and flops her dinky little legs around on her bed while she endlessly scrolls through Twitter.

>https://x.com/SoftdevWu/status/1853492313743380631
oh another one of the pretty alright hologames is having an update too.
>sana
ugh, i know, but all of advent is cool

>>88880810
I'm surprised it took this long desu, seafags have been tossing angles for a while to no avail

>>88880854
Mumei is not that big

It was Silent Hill 2

>>88880863

>>88880869
I am fucking tired of Sana man. It's just straight up disrespectful to the girls who actually stayed and deal with management bullshit and still deliver content. She fucking quit, just stop already. Celebrate the girls who are still around. MOVE ON.

>It's nobody's fault that I didn't get permissions
>that's just the burden of life for beautiful women sometimes, you know? We have to hold that burden for everyone else...
God

>>88880863
correct!

>>88880991
it's even disrespectful to SANA, because just wants to leave that chapter of her life behind. yeah she did it for a year, made a few friends, and went back to what she's more passionate about.

>>88879000
it's afraid lol

>>88880863
>I am here to correct the record. Nerissa Ravencroft is not sexy. She is a dork.
>This Nerigga thinks dorks arent sexy.
Do you think Noel isnt sexy?
Do you think Lamy isnt sexy?
Do you think Ririka isnt sexy?

>>88881136
Noel and Lamy are not dorks, and only Lyrica is sexy

>>88880991
>>88881082
Towa hates Sana

>>88881184
>chestnut
>alcoholic lady
>not dorks
yeah oghey

>Bae
>late
Genuinely tired of this shit. This haha oversleeping!!! thing is overdone.

>>88881184
>Noel and Lamy are not dorks
DYRBI???

>he thinks women are sexy
kinda gay fellas

>>88881184
I can't speak for Lamy but Noel is a dork 100%

>>88881306
sometimes its hard to wake up at 9am, okay?

No Biboo No Numbers

Thoughts?

>>88881430
FauRyS collab doko

>>88880973
Sorry I've been massaging them

Fauna PLEASE put up a POV I cannot fucking listen to Biboo's voice as loud as it is in everyone else's POV

>>88881430
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>88879932
That's a good schedule

>>88881306
She brought it on herself staying up late for Midnight Radio.

>>88880386

>>88881184
Noel is just a dork with huge tits

Nerissa is promising to become a natural succubus without any magic powers purely via her own voice

https://x.com/idol_corp/status/1853606060403085349
https://x.com/idol_corp/status/1853606060403085349
https://x.com/idol_corp/status/1853606060403085349
?????

>>88880879
You mean eurotards

>no ame
>no gura
EN is going into 2025 in it's weakest state since the grim era how would you turn things around?

>>88881599
i thought they already left.

>>88881599
Why are you surprised
Did you forget idol got bought out

Big numbers day for America tomorrow

>>88881599
>departure streams

>>88881648
I think i genuinely missed that announcement, first time hearing about this

Not Cover friendly, fox!

>>88881661
can we push it back, i don't want to deal with that autism tomorrow

>>88881701
Brave bought them out.

>>88881627
Deploy EN5

>>88881710
I don't know why, but that specific kind of beer bottle reminded me of that one time a dude from here went to Breaking Dimensions and spent like ten bucks on fake beer by accident

>>88881661
Is endorsing presidential candidate an instant termination for Holos?

>>88881701
Idol got bought by Brave a few months ago. Existing talents were given the option to leave with their models. Although I did think most of the ones leaving had already done so.

NERISSA WANTS US TO COME

>>88881810
on stream? Yeah for sure

nerissa wants gigi so bad

EVERYONE
WANTS
GG.. WTF

>>88881810
Migo endorsed Trump

Why cant I be wanted instead

Gigi you little whore.

GG's Japan Arc will be legendary, every JP girl dropping their panties for her

>be a hebe fujo who is openly wild about all her interests
>like every fucking EN girl that talks to her: "Well I can't NOT fuck her"

why are there so many new threads with 0 replies on the 'log?

>i was made to be a cute small girl
Nerissa wants to be cunny

>>88881943
This is just Gigi

rissa was made to be a cute small chested girl

would nerissa make a good wife

Why is Shiori's thumbnail a giant Fauna? kek

>>88882123
Yeah