/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

2024 to date
Solo streams: 106
Collabs: 109
Twitch collabs: 5
Solo karaoke: 5
Members: 17

>>88774079
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1850648095043789123
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart (I'll protect my princess no matter what)

Drinking multiple Espresso shots after midnight with Rissa

Love this art

>>88774284
>quaso
>fat fuck on packaging
>horns latte art
>rissa on cup
very cute and epic

>>88774209
Nerissa coffee cup/mug incoming for birthday merch? JK

>>88774610
I made my own magic mug of Rissa already kek

>>88774658
I just want to find someone I can commission a cosplay from that doesn't sound sketchy as heck when I talk with them.

Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa

She loves us

>>88775074
I'm the fat fuck in the process of being flattened

>>88774079
But, she doesn't wear underwear.

>>88774610
she already did a tumbler for her anni this year. doubt she'll go for something so similar on the birthday. still wishing that we get a daki

https://x.com/hexundev/status/1852813595689583033

>>88775438
That's why I said JK. An official daki would be nice but bought the unofficial from luwud so an official one would feel like a kick in balls but I'd definitely buy it regardless and just run both :D

>>88775810
she might try to get the REAL FAT FUCK plush out seeing how the mini fat fuck was such a hit

>>88775907
My bed's going to run out of space. I'll have to settle for being buried by plushies and a daki until I'll be able to snuggle with Nerissa.

Honestly..... I've never heard the song she's covering so I'm just going to treat it like another orisong, personally. Hopefully she covers a western song through this new system that I actually have heard of and like.

>>88776412
I feel like "Gemini" by Troy would be a hit with her vocal abilities.

>likes my comment on an artist's lewd art of her where I say I'll nut to her everyday
R-Rissa...?

>>88776857
She believes in you! Ganbatte!

>>88776857
not even going to post an image of the art anon? come on

>>88777339
I posted it a couple of threads ago

>>88777403
not sure what art style this is but I dig it

Hi Nerissa, i finished the movie. Theres so many things I want to say about the film, I even wrote some notes I wanted to comment on like a weirdo. But I feel like im parasocial if I write my complete thoughts on the film. Itd take like 3 full length wall of texts anyway. Maybe i'll save my commentary for another time. I did really like when Elizabeth admitted she was wrong about Darcy and realized she was in love with him. One thing though is that I wanted them to kiss when then sun was shining between their faces but it didnt happen. Then I really liked when they were discussing calling each other names of endearment
>names
So what would you like to be called by your husband? I can think of one name I can feel you want to be called. Theres one name I want my gf/fiance/wife to call me. I figure ive shared enough about me that you can accurately guess what that name is? Yes it is that name. I also liked the part when he called her Mrs. Darcy, that was really cute. Do you imagine calling yourself Mrs. [Husband's Last name]? I cant wait for my wife to have my last name.
>>88742088
You guys all know my height
>>88723155
I dont think Nerissa is woke. Sure she might be liberal in certain ways (she shouldnt be), but its 2024 in america and where are you going to find truly morally righteous women? Things are different now anyway, Ive entered into her life. Im apolitical anyway, my life doesnt revolve around politics and never will. I'm just Catholic that's it.

>>88777403
ah I remember seeing this one. I think I bookmarked it too.

Going go enjoy the extra hour of sleep tonight before work /ope/ take it easy! I love you Nerissa, wishing you sweet dreams and good rest.

plap plap plap!

https://x.com/Mikururun/status/1852900666689073394/photo/1

https://x.com/koizumi_arata/status/1852787241019408554/photo/1

https://x.com/Haquij/status/1852845339692143013/photo/1

https://x.com/qwq_oekaki/status/1852988633994940445/photo/1

>>88774284
Is this a JP song?

>>88781881
English cover

>>88782184
Who sang it?

>>88782305
Sabrina Carpenter

Crashing a couple of hours after having many shots of Espresso with Rissa

The cover announced during the collab, I assume? I see nothing on her twitter account or community tab.

>>88784035
Yes, she sent Mori the picture and announced it on the collab

>>88777781
I cant sleep I need to share more, I cant hold it in, the moment would be lost later.
>darcy and mr collins
There was a moment in the film when mr collins approaches darcy during the ball and their height difference was apparent. I found that shot very intentional by the director lol
>Mary playing piano
When she plays the piano and sings badly, that scene in the novel is meant to show that she is pompous and thinks too highly of herself vs her actual skills. But then she cries into the arms of her father I found that very endearing.
>Mr Bennet
Hes kind of a hands off father. He doesnt like to guide his daughters and the aunt and uncle Elizabeth tours the Darcy home with are more like her parents
>Bingley
When Bingley grabbed Janes dress and you got really excited I thought you were really cute. I also thought it was super cute that you kept leaning into your sister to emphasize your gasps and points. You're amazing.
>mr collins proposal to elizabeth
That was really awkward, and they actually did end up showing that he married Elizabeths friend. Which Ill write more on tomorrow I have a lot to say on that.
>mr and mrs bennet
Mrs bennet calls her husband mr bennet and it reminded me of a Catholic etiquette book I was reading. Apparently back in those days it was normal for a wife to call her husband "my lord". I thought that was cool. That wouldnt be a bad thing for my wife to call me, but I do have my preferred name Id like to be called. The one I referred to in my previous post.
>Darcy at collins house
When Darcy sees Elizabeth at the collins house, and he cant get the words out to Elizabeth, completely spills his spaghetti, and then runs away. That was a fun scene. I actually really enjoyed it.
>more on height
Someone said you prefer taller men, thats really cool, its okay dont be ashamed, embrace it. Youre tall, you want a taller man, nothing wrong with that. We all have our preferences. Dont be afraid to be who you are, your future husband will love you for who you are. Quirks and all. He will especially love the parts of you that you find insecure about yourself. Your height for example, no more squatting down for pictures, your husband will love you exsctly for who you are.
>question
Theres no point in asking which of the characters you fancy the most because I know the answer is Darcy. So i want to ask a more interesting question, which of all the characters do i fancy the most? Is it one of the bennet sisters?
Knowing what you know about me do I fancy Jane? The eldest, most beautiful, and kind, modest, and gentle.
Or Elizabeth? Beautiful in her own right but not like Jane, headstrong, sassy at times, quick witted, not the picture of regency standards but there's something about her that makes her stand out.
Mary? Who you described as religious. She does like to read books.
Or Kitty and Lydia? Who are boy crazy and immature.
Maybe Elizabeths best friend? Who wants security over romance.
Maybe Bingleys sister? Shes competitive, she knows what she wants, shes a total lady but a little bit bitchy.
What about Darcys sister Georgiana? Described in the novel as "tall, and on a larger scale than Elizabeth; and, though little more than sixteen, her figure was formed, and her appearance womanly and graceful. She was less handsome than her brother; but there was sense and good humour in her face, and her manners were perfectly unassuming and gentle.." Am I into her?
Or Lady Catherine de bourgh? I'll give her a non sickly heir, lets go. Am I the type that would say I can fix her? Theres only one way to fix women like her and I was born ready.
Or lastly Catherine de bourghs sickly daughter, Miss de Bourgh? Who in the novel Elizabeth described as "She is quite a little creature. Who would have thought that she could be so thin and small?" And also as "She looks sickly and cross" am I into her?
Which of these women would I be most interested in? Tbh theres three that are good picks, but if I had to pick one who would it be?

>>88784110
Got it, thanks!

The constant whiplash every time she says "One of my mom's moms"

Consensual nonconsent with Rissa

Judging Rissa's cake as she judges my carrot

Sex with MamaRissa

Nude Nerissa November

Mamamia Rissa why the fuck are you awake

Love my princess Rissa.

https://x.com/Miquster/status/1852990243722387620

>>88777594
Emo-core

no sex with Nerissa Ravencroft

There was a non-zero chance that you could have met Nerissa at round 1 in the past week

>>88784110
Really wish she would've hinted prior to the collab about having an announcement to make; late night 8 person collabs are never high on my priority list and I had to do some searching on Twitter to figure what everyone was talking about

>>88790500
You know Rissa, she's alergic to advertising and talking about projects she's part of. She makes announcements practically on the day of release, no build up, no hype. She's been part of two 3D lives and hasn't talked about either. Hopefully this cover releases this coming week, so it isn't forgotten.

>>88790658
She said its scheduled to release on the 15th

>>88789397
sounds about right considering myself

>>88790754
Not too bad, that's pretty close. Hope she does some lead up to it, drum up some excitement. It's a shame she likely won't do a karaoke.

>>88787809
but actually tho...

Man, I hope Rissa's new outfit will have a deep cleavage.

>>88774079
Uuuuuuaaaaa SSSSEEEEEEEX

What do you think, anon, when will Rissa get a new outfit?

>>88792330
Idol outfit on FES

>>88791665
https://x.com/edwinhsu6/status/1853027394837500381

https://x.com/V1v1aNite/status/1853103467616731221

https://x.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1853112314184290596

>>88776532
Troy... indeed...

hfw I change my oshi mark

i been having a lot of fun watching some of the recommended streams and on the watch along there is LOTR 2-3 but I couldn't find the first one, did the stream got deleted or something?

>>88774284
>Hates coffee
>Covers this song
wdsmbt?

>>88797244
It was on Shiori's channel iirc

>>88797251
I made sure to corr- convert her to the ways of coffee, she even started her own brand

>>88797358
thank you! found it, it is on Shiori's channel

https://x.com/_moch0rizo/status/1853052528617001231

Kissing Nerissa's forehead gently and whispering "I love you babygirl" in her ears

Goodnight jailbros, don't let the thread die or Rissa will cry

No Rissa today so I'll be watching her first member stream.

https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/nerissaravencroft/espresso

>>88801274
>15th
Surprisingly early announcement!

>>88801849
She said her manager told her to talk about it. Literally doing their job for the first time in a year

"I'm working late 'cause I'm a singer "
Does this phrase mean something more? A hint? Or just words?

>>88802437
Lyrics from the song anonchama

my penis in raven butt NOW

https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1853162367632236854
Actually surprised Wawa didn't feature Rissa in the mirage dance shorts

>>88805187
I'm sure she would have if she could, so Rissa probably couldn't do it.

>>88805187
She has no way to record it because I'm assuming she doesn't know how to work her mocopi yet

>>88805187
Hey I've jacked it to that cosplayers ass and huge tits before

https://x.com/98109Reon_/status/1853153938586947699

https://x.com/badger_yekun/status/1853138112500703587

>>88805758
Share?

Rape Rissa

Jailbirds? y u no post?

>>88807610
Disappointing schedule, personally.

>>88807610
>Pride and Prejudice again
sigh...

>>88808025
what the fuck you can see the full schedule? i cant do it on desktop but my phone can expand the pic?

>>88808025
Pride and Prejudice TV show, YAY!

>>88808025
I want to see what the games she is able to get are first before deciding that. I'll take me a nice membies stream for the week as well

>>88808182
I can't see it either. I took it from discord.

>>88808187
Those
>game here
Are most likely silent hill 2 for which she has to reapplu for perms every stream

>>88808233
Yeah, didn't she say she planned on playing it twice next week, at the end of the last stream?

>>88808291
Exactly. Meanwhile i'm watching Kanade's GTA vods and i'm thinking Rissa should play it too

>>88808291
I think you're right, i forgot about that. Which is fine by me, I've been enjoying her SH2 streams

Tweet with an easily saved schedule doko

>>88809164
Dont rush her

>no one posted a goodversion of the schedule
jailbirds are tech illiterate...

>>88809952
I wasn't inspired too after seeing it

>>88809952
Assuming the two game slots are SH2, it's an overall fine schedule. I look forward to her progress and the membies, plus advent collabs are usually fun for me

Torn because I think the watchalong with Rissa will be cute but also I don't know if I have the mentality to just start binge watching a 6 hour tv show at 4 in the afternoon on a Saturday...
Rissa my couch potato wife...

>>88811626
it's Sunday

>>88811651
Saturday for EU jailbirds, for me it also be at 4am, but i am ok with it.

>>88811951
Monday for eu, my bad.

>>88811651
Yeah I missed that. Sentiment still applies, I'll just have to shuffle some things around kashira

>>88808182
Youtube sheningans, you need to modify image link to get it full resolution (specifically the part where it says "=s640" to =s0")

>>88809952
>something something fans, something something like oshi

after listening to this "espresso" song I'm very hyped to hearing it on Rissa's voice

Why espresso... You coffeefags... she doesnt even like coffee!!,

>>88815552
I listened to a few seconds of it to get an idea, but I'd rather get the full Rissa experience so I'm waiting until the full release to really give it a shot

>>88816548
im a teafag but rarely drink coffee depending where im getting it. however espresso is something i cant understand why someone would order

I missa da Rissa

I miss my wife, Jalibirds. I miss her alot

>>88820693
My future wife is always with me in spirit, so I am never alone.

I kissa da Rissa

I use Nerissa's poop as toothpaste

>>88823916

I thought we got rid of the scatanon?

The community post on the schedule is very needy, more than makes for the schedule in my book

>>88824223
How do you get rid of a particular anon?

https://x.com/tobitakurou7131/status/1853241144999829760
Risser card

>>88826032
That's a cool card for the Risser. I like the art

>>88826032
Looks like Scottie's art

>>88826032
Is that her deckmastercard?

https://x.com/smallebi218/status/1853077430799618231/photo/1

since big collabs aren't really for me, I've had a sort of Rissa shortage in the past couple days. been watching old BG3 and SV vods interspersed with Young Sheldon episodes to compensate.

https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1853267873235349885
Finally put it on twitter. Classic spelling error

>>88829983
HAPPY WHEELS??????

https://x.com/koizumi_arata/status/1853168809323991325/photo/1

>>88807610
I was asleep and got no notification, gomen

>>88830227

So YABAI!
Yet,kind of hot.

https://x.com/VeyGudTek/status/1853222296548491755/photo/1

https://x.com/august_hfin/status/1853069849658097812/photo/1

>>88831553
>Short hair
Boooooooo

>>88833312
short hair rissa can be cute. this one is ehhhh, but it can work

>>88833919
Remember shipfags, keep your delusions in check because however you feel Rissa ends up seeing it
I'm mostly looking at you, resident ERB antis

>>88834032
Go buy rope

>>88834032
What if I ship Nerissa with myself?

>>88834143
Yeah I ship her with myself too, best ship by far

>>88834229
I agree. I support her in all endeavors, spoil her, love her. We play fight and then are dorks about our obsessions. She's a horny bard in my DnD campaign which makes it awkward for me and she tests me on Aerith and general FF7 lore every Wednesday and pouts when I'm wrong. It's beautiful.

>>88833919
So why is Ceej trying to stir up drama? This is why there shouldnt be any fans that get too much attention as they will claim to have a status as "spokes person" for a specific community. Eventually they will start drama farming to stay relevant in that "spokesperson role. How hard is it to just ignore it? Like it has always been clear that Ceej has been a homobeggar and does not represent Jailbird

>>88834632
all of Rissa's twitter females are homobeggars and erb shippers

i hate twitterniggers so much. in more positive news ZZZ is a fun game

>>88833919
original post reasoning was not wanting her to collab with liz out of fear liz would get nerissa to collab with holostars
not an unfounded fear but you probably shouldn't be posting about it

>>88834632
Was that Ccej's reply?

>>88834632 (me)
This does not solely apply to Ceej. Teo, Neah, Nick G. It applies too all of them coincedently they are also all doxxfags

>>88834751
yeah it's their screenshot

>>88834632
I went and found the comments to get context.
>Some JP schizo disliking Bloodraven and potential Homo collabs(?)
>Chineese dude makes a post on it and TL's tweet into EN
>Ceej qrt's and spews their comments
>Jerks themselves off with Rissa <3s
>does it again
jfc why even bother with the schizo in the first place

>>88834632
>and does not represent Jailbird
I got bad news anon
more Jailbirds are then aren't

>>88834732
>not an unfounded fear
nah, it kind of is. nerissa has literally said before that she doesn't ever want to collab with males

>>88834751
>https://x.com/_revelink/status/1853256336685011365

Keep your twitter drama on twitter

>>88834802
I'm aware
I'm also aware that women say a lot of things that the whims of the day or even hour change

>>88834802
Yeah, and they can very easily go back on their word. Botan said she wouldn't collab with the holostars and look at her now

Catching up on the last Silent Hill lol she really was googling "Silent Hill 2 framerate reddit" before stream that's so real

>>88834870
please Rissa get the frame generation mod nobody would be know please please

>>88833919
It pisses me off to an unreasonable degree that she even has the time to read shit like this, let alone like it.
This fucking womanchild needs a parental lock on her social media accounts.

>>88834870
https://youtu.be/bYH9dr-hAJY?t=6096 kek

>>88834868
I buy merch, but that's also what makes me weary about it, because I will 100% drop anyone who collabs with the holostars, and Holos who said they wouldn't have changed their minds and done it. One thing is unsubcribing and unmembering a whole different thing is having to actually throw stuff in the garbage

>>88833919
>>88834632
>>88834686
>>88834732
>>88834798
>>88834802
>>88834928
The thing is that this chinese person tweeted this to get a "gotcha" moment on "unicorns"

I just think she should collab with whoever she feels comfortable with. No one besides management should have a say, especially not us jailbirds.

>>88835005
yeah, just someone being a dramanegro. subhuman activities, the usual.

>>88835044
You should stop thinking

>>88835044
You should kys

Once again, so called Nerissa fans, aren't actually fans of Nerissa. Just the idea of her they've conjured up in their mind. Me? I actually like the women and love everything she does. Sometimes she frustrates me, especially with her constant self deprecation, but I still love her

>>88835044
okay, she will continue to collab with hololive girls and her family

>>88835116
I relate heavily to the last part. She frustrates me to an insane degree but she's just so loveable I can't bring my self to hate or drop her

>>88835044
I will stop being a jailbird if she stops collabing only with girls. Just like she can collab with whoever she wants, I can watch whoever I want.

If I'm in a room with Nerissa's phone that has twitter installed and Hitler and i have three bullets, i'm shooting the phone 3 times
she needs to be freed from this
please god just listen to Fauna and only use it to tweet streams and repost some art

>>88835241
This is something very fundamental about her, you'd need actual therapy to get her to stop

>>88834807
This tweet also horribly misconstructs the Japanese guy's argument. Ceej talks about how not being a fan of 1 ship led to him unmembering. That's not what the Japanese person said. The Japanese person said that he fears that ERB will pull Rissa into homocollabing and therefore unmembered. Those are 2 different argument

reminder not to reply to bait

>>88835169
And that's who she's comfortable with and want to do it with. I'm not calling for her to collab with holostars or people like Shroud or Ludwig, just whoever she feels would have fun with.
>>88835116
This is the best outlook and I agree with it.

>>88835277
The Japanese person's argument is unironically the most retarded thing I've ever seen it won't even qualify as real bait here. Something something I made up in my mind so I'm unmembering. Might as well not watch anyone who collabs with Bae, Ollie, or JP holo

>>88835363
Bea has been shown to keep her homobegging in check, Ollie hasn't and you don't have to look far for people who dislike every collab she appears in. ERB is still very much a mystery

>>88835363
And once again, it was so fucking retarded for anyone to even bother bringing it up in the first place. You find shit under a rock? Cool, no need to put it on full display and proclaim how there was shit under a rock, put the rock back and move on

>>88835363
I'm not saying it isnt a retarded argument. I'm saying that homobeggars cannot read either

>>88835491
I saw that tweet and wanted to tell them pretty much the same thing, but then I thought I'd be doing the same. I got so mad though when Rissa liked the tweet, that dramafarming faggot didn't deserve the attention

>I love all the Holo girls
so true risser

>>88835440
ERB is closer to Bae than to Ollie so far. She won't talk about Homos on stream if she's in a collab with girls who obviously don't want them being mentioned, but will talk about Holos and Homos during the same verbal paragraph during a solo stream. I think ERB cares more about her own career than helping Homos at this point, though. Still don't really like her, but she seems mostly harmless.

>>88835613
Man, why can't the just can the homos already, they just bring problems to everyone, regardless of branch

>>88833919
The dumb thing is that Homobeggars are now gonna think she is with them, while most likely the following 2
>she likes all tweets of fembirds regardless of what they are
Which is a known thing she does
>she liked it over "you were not really a fan to begin with"

>>88835678
It's gonna happen eventually. They're just a money waster at this point, and they've been having nothing but bad news for a really long time now. Just a matter of time for them to be cut.

>>88835613
>I think ERB cares more about her own career than helping Homos at this point, though.
Debatable but this isnt /innit/ or /hlgg/ so i dont really care

the thing I don't like about ERB is that she's the boring type of autist and Rissa needs a funnier collab partner to really shine

>>88835786
fair point, let's keep the conversation on Nerissa

>>88834807
Interesting how homobeggars started congregating under this tweet and now also begging for Shiori to homocollab

So this is how she gets convinced to homocollab huh
man

please tell your oshi to stop interacting with dramanigs

>>88835728
>Homobeggars are now gonna think she is with them
It's on her for not putting her foot down firmly on that issue. A simple, I won't collab with males on a public stream would end it all

https://x.com/yomosaka/status/1853295512209838154/photo/1

good night and thanks for the free bumps

>>88835923
please tell ERB to stop existing, she brings nothing to the table but beggars

they're really trying hard. pitiful existence desu

If we still had the IP counter, you would be able to see it go up. A post Rissa liked about a dumbass the unmembered her because of a ship means he never liked her begin with? Ope, let's turn the thread into a barage of posts complaining about scary homos ooooh. Fucking stupid faggots, I see you.

>>88836124
ikr kek, they've been raging hard today and jumping on every nothing burger.

None of this would've ever happened if she had just stayed loyal to shioraven

>>88836124
her message is simple
if you don't like erb & homos, get out of the community, you're not welcome

>>88836041
gomen but not my problem man

>>88836156
NTJ (not that jailbro), it's because luca tweeted at politicalshit on twitter and they've been melting down since because it's a big yab for nijiEN
>>88836224
ogey, skippa skippa

>>88835957
If people watched streams they would know she has her foot down firmly since her debut
>i want to collab with all cute girls in Holo (debut)
>are there more vtubers playing OSRS? Phase mention, homos mention, indies mention. "Indies, i see"
>(ERB collab) yeah there are so many cute girl in Hololive i want to collab with
>(post-Ame collab) "yeah my goal is to 1-on-1 collab with all cute girls in Hololive. EN, ID & JP." You forgot Regloss. "Regloss is included in JP"
However it is ofcourse twitterfags and clipwatchers that ignore moments like these

Another productive day in god's favorite timezone I see

>>88836224
Literally the same as what >>88835277 said. go back sister

>>88836224
>her message is simple
Yet you cant read

Looks like she'll have to learn the long and hard way like Mori and Kronii that twitter upcummies start and stop on twitter and never translate into anything but aggravating your actual viewers
Good luck, jailbirds

>>88836256
La+ said the same anon, it's less believe in their words and more in their strength or character and respect for their audience. La+ with time showed that she didn't have either, but I don't know if you could say the the oposite goes for Nerissa, in the same way you could say for FWMC or Biboo

Hey Rissa, i know you're /here/. You're always /here/ when you cannot sleep. Please stop engaging with tweets like https://x.com/_revelink/status/1853256336685011365 . The message you keep trying to convey that you dont want toxicity amongst the jailbirds keeps getting twisted which unironically leads to more toxicity.

>>88836450
Yeah but she gets a free dopamine hit from the validation she can get with a 5 second twitter post. Why do things like focus on good streams when you can feel rewarded for doing almost nothing? Who cares if the twitter fags don't come to your streams or buy your merch, worry about that later. The dopamine for tweets is here right now.

Hey Rissa, i also know you're here probably at this very moment, i don't give a shit about ERB collabs but if you collabed with homos a single time I would oshihen immediately and sell your merch on ebay

Fuwamoco love

as long as fuwamoco and biboo are giving rissa advice we have nothing to fear

>>88836458
>La+ said the same anon
The fact that you use anon shows that you're not a Jailbird. Nevertheless La+ is retarded and a bad example. She literally said
>rules for thee, not for me
It's not a suprise she is one of the least well performing Holomem who has been exhiled to twitch and came back because it was shit. La+ literally only does somewhat decent due to FGC and Valorant tourists.

Hey Nerissa. Love you. Just please start toning in down on your social media usage. I know you enjoy it, but it only serves to make you depressed & more lonely. I know that if you ever managed to quit it and keep it to a bare minimum, a la Fauna, you'd be much happier. Keep it real, girl. Love you again.

Well now that that's done and over with, I'm really looking forward to her continuation of SH2 tomorrow if that's what she can get. Otherwise, I'm excited to see what game she's got in store

wasted 9 minutes of life reading about this xhitter drama

>>88836934
come on mario sunshine come on mario sunshine

I need 1 hour of Rissa RP ASMR every week to survive

>>88836981
I second this.

>>88836981
I third this

How long is that TV Pride and Prejudice? I don't get off work until after stream starts but I'm not sure I want to binge an entire season's worth of TV in one night. Will probably join Vod gang for my days off.

>>88837062
it's like 6 hours i think. pretty damn long

>>88837108
it starts at 11 pm for me but desu I'd rather use that day off to play games with friends...

>>88836889
Fauna is just built different.... not better tho, she just uses Reddit instead of twitter. Honestly, I think the problem is less Rissa's and more simply those performative twitter "jailbrids"

>>88837062
Rissa unironically has too many watchalong plans.
>the movie watchalong with Gigi and Kronii
>Shrek with FauMeiRissa
>2nd season of Higurashi
>Home Alone 2

Hey Nerissa, please talk with Fauna, Mumei and Fuwawa about your social media management

>>88837341
2 of those would just make her stream less and drop the schedules so no thanks

>>88837261
Yeah, and they're lazy. If she's going to do so many watchalongs she should do an extra stream to make up for it. Just look at this week. It's basically two streams with any kind of effort whatsoever. Outside of two game streams it's a watchalong, a two hour Advent collab where she spends most of the game dead, and a two hour zatsu.

>>88837167
eh... if she's on the right side of reddit it probably is better than twitter. twitter fucking sucks right now, elon loves politics and shoves them into literally everyones timelines. and twitterfags exist for every talent, and only a few examples can compare to how bad they are for Rissa. it's unfortunate because her kind midwestern nature makes her want to be nice to everyone, even when they're just using her for attention. fucking scumbags taking advantage of my wife.

>>88837108
Sounds like Vod gang on my days off while I'm doing chores. Was thinking of driving to Round One to get some plushies and do some DDR for my cardio but it's a 1.5h drive.
>>88837167
I too wished she used twitter less because it's definitely not good for her health. I never used any until recently just for Nerissa and I distinctly remember hearing people say that social media is a plague. But I guess it just depends on how people use it and for what ends.

>>88837388
She should just move to twitch and do reactslop and get it over with

>>88837388
I only started watching another vtuber other than Rissa recently and I was so surprised to find out her "relaxed" week has 9 streams. The last time she had a day off was 4 months ago kek

>>88837388
>he doesnt want to watch movies with the wife despite that she was really excited about it and rather make her watch movies ny her sad self

>>88837431
>>88837440
hmmmm i am noooticing the raid

>>88837388
skill issue, i always enjoy a watchalong no matter the media

>>88837526
he's a faggot but that's not his point. His point is probably that she should stream more than once a day if she's gonna do watchalongs and shit that are effortless

>>88837440
She had the least houra streamed between Advent and Justice the last two months. Watching what Justice does for their streams pits her to shame.

>>88837574
It's a 6 hour watch along in which she also discusses stuff constantly. Have you not watched her previous watchalongs and seen how talkative she is during those?

>>88837633
Rissa's always been a casual streamer for the casual watcher, there's no changing that and you should stop seething about it.

>>88837548
You think it's a raid to say watchalongs and zatsus (of which she does the most in HoloEN by far) are lazy content?

Remember to always ignore bait, Jailbirds

>>88837633
Justice does seem to have insane production quality for the streams but then they're ruined because of random hiccups like 2h delays. I love them nonetheless but as >>88837568 says, anything with Nerissa is fun because she makes it fun and engaging. I can imagine we'd be watching a lot of shows/movies as a married couple either way with a lot of commentary in between scenes.

>>88837673
And for that she gets casual fans. Her subs have ground to a near standstill and she's lagging behind pretty much everyone but Shiori and ERB in other metrics.

Raiders and false numberfags too now. It's getting busy in here

>>88837755
And? If she's okay with it why should we care that much and get pissed about it?

Have a good night /ope/. Remember don't reply to bait, it does nothing productive. And remember to always love your Rissa

SAY MY NAME 1 MILLION ON SPOTIFY WOOOOO

>>88838222
hey, alright!

Finally going home to my Rissa after 2 days at work...

Wish there was a way to meet other actual Jailbirds online. Hell, even just other genuine Holofans. The amount of genuine fans whom I've become friends with through online methods is still in the single digits.

*to the tune of sorry for party rocking* SORRY FOR BLOGFAG POSTING

>>88839048
Nerissa is never far when she's always in your heart.

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

A question for you, Jailbirds.
Is your oshi actually gay or merely pretending? I genuinely cannot tell.

>>88841223
She's bisexual, which some people don't seem to understand /here/. But yeah, that's gay. She's not fully batting for the other team, but she's definitely a girlkisser.

>>88841291
>She's bisexual
>That's gay
Pick one.

>>88841375
How are so you dense as to not understand what being bisexual is? You're allowed to play for both sides, you know? And being gay doesn't mean that you're always gay. You can just be gay sometimes.

>>88841291
Yeah that makes sense. I never gave it much thought until I saw the sorts of things she posts on her twitter. Thank you for clearing that up for me.

>>88841450
No prob, anon.

>>88841291
I'm glad that she's not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that. I just couldn't make her my future wife is she was. But on that note, goodnight /ope/ I love you Nerissa, sweet dreams.

uh oh emergency bump

Whats up Nerissa, I noticed you will do a watchalong of the Pride and Prejudice 1995. Ill definately be there live. How many episodes will it be? Im game for all of them, my Sundays are pretty mellow except for mass and post mass brunch, Im not CST so Ill have to check the time to my time zone, if I have to do early early mass. Thanks Nerissa. I have more stuff to say about p&p so standby for my thoughts on the scene where elizabeths friend reveals she is marrying mr collins.
>book club
I actually really love the novel, and I was about to reread it for the first time in forever but then I decided I should just wait. I want to read it together with my future wife, I want to know if she'll like it. Ive been looking into a few audiobooks to see which ones are good. That will our version of "reading it together" so we're not sitting in silence next to each other like weirdos. We'll still have our books but at least we'll have the audiobook soundtrack to follow along with and prevent the silence. We can have a book club after and discuss chapter by chapter our thoughts. Or maybe during. Ive never been a part of a book club so I dont actually know what they do there. I know very few people outside of my family that read so I dont know any book clubs near me anyway.
>dyslexia
I heard you have dyslexia? I knew someone who had dyslexia and apparently theres glasses specially made for dyslexics that cure dyslexia while wearing them. I dont have dyslexia so I cant vouch for them but I found this vidoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5m7NpBOisc
I didnt watch it so I dont actually know if its a good video but the thumbnail is nice

https://x.com/Kukie_nyan/status/1853253043321704563/photo/1

>>88839508
Holy shit

https://x.com/enuoneuo/status/1853344393908109731/photo/1

>https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1853354347070910810
nerissa cooking!

go to bed rissa

>>88843483
sorry, you're right jailbird. maybe if you crawl into bed with me i'll have a better time....

>>88843534
I haven't had a single uninturrpted 90 minutes of sleep in the past 3 days. Will you hug me tight in bed as I cry and finally fall asleep for a solid 8 hours, Rissa?

>>88843534
>silhouette
that aint me rissa…

Good night /ope/, Rissa's inviting me to bed and I really need that sleep
https://x.com/Yahnuko/status/1853318206318112802/photo/1

>>88841223
She's a liar.>>88841291
Proof, direct quote of real proof, or it's bullshit like when every other vtuber says shit like this.

>>88842592
People are calling her a homosexual again. How do you feel about this

>>88842592
So I wanted to write on what elizabeths friend said to her after announcing her engagement. I found it very sad and heartbreaking that a woman would think of herself like that. I know its a film but many women think about themselves like that in todays society. It breaks my heart everytime, It breaks my heart that theyre in that situation, it breaks my heart that theres not enough good men to go around (not enough good women either lets be real), and it breaks my heart that I can only save one woman. Unfortunately for women out there I can only marry one.
>words
I had written out wall of text but I deleted it. I figure its best to let my rant go unread. Maybe Ill post it later. In fact I probably will, youll know it when you see it on a different board. Long story short, never give up. Do not give in to despair, always embrace hope because God has made someone perfect for each of us. We'll be in our spouse's arms soon but we must remain in prayer.
>lana del rey
I posted a song of hers a little bit ago as a suggestion for you to sing during your karaoke, (I didnt watch it but good job! I know you did fantastic, you have a great voice that I enjoy listening to) and I heard Lana got married to an alligator bout tour captain? I was shocked but then immediately relieved that she got married. Good for her and good for him. I thought she was like 30 but it turns out shes 39 so Im very happy for her and im very happy for her husband. We're all going to make it.
>fanart
Im surprised there hasnt been any fanart of you in regency clothing. Maybe you should ask for it on twitter? Or ill have to do it by shopping a nerissa head on a few stills from the film

>>88843805
People say a lot of mean things about her. Calling her gay is probably the least mean thing they say. I know shes not a homosexual and I know shes not bisexual either. Ive known two bisexual chicks and Nerissa does not act like them. Theres a telltale sign that I noticed they both do and Nerissa doesnt do it.
If anything I wish people here would stop gossiping about her and being mean to her. Why would people do this? Shes such a sweet and nice girl. She doesnt deserve how ope treats her. It makes me sad that others treat her bad. It makes me want to protect her, even if it makes me sound like whiteknight, I dont care, its how I feel.
Shes a sensitive girl, I wish people were nice to her. Shes always been nice to her fans, why cant the fans be nice to her?

>>88844460
You can't get everyone to be 100% nice to her all the time. There'll always be people with different views and different tastes and it's important as a creator to 1) take all of legitimate criticism into consideration and more importantly 2) to have some sort of guarding mechanic around your heart so you don't get mentally fucked up whenever some sort of criticism appears. Sadly Nerissa isn't good with the 2nd point which affects her a lot

>>88844460
Least mean. That's funny that you say that, because that's what's going to come back to bite if its true.

>>88844698
It still makes me sad though. I wish I could help her and make her feel good about herself
>>88844985
If whats true?

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>>88834732
orginal post was some homofan translating a censored post in japanese smells like obvious bullshit to me especially since ERB "ship" was never really a thing outside of twitterfags making ship art of them, they were never close on stream which is something that gachis actually do care about.

>>88845712
Rissa should've been stinky

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https://x.com/yuri_kyanon/status/1853363793889251597
Kek JP artists are so based

>>88846529
kys

>>88843721
I'd punt her across the room

Sex

>>88837341
I'd rather she took more after Kiara

>>88837341
Do you hate Nerissa or something? Why do you want her to stop using Twitter and interacting with us?

Bloodraven winning

>>88849497
>>88849666
>>88849753

>>88837341
I don't think Mumei and Fuwawa are good examples, since one is just disappeared because of her eternal college and the other receives a lot of shitposting about favoritism

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I missa da Rissa

>>88850434
I'm sorry but if she applied the same shilling tactics as Kiara she'd be more successful

>>88834632
>So why is Ceej trying to stir up drama?
He’s a flip, of course he loves drama.

Jailbirds

>>88852970
Yes?

>>88853102
I wuv you <3

Baker dono will you be awake for a bake? I wanna take a nap

>>88853454
Get off your phone Rissa, you lazy fuck.

>>88853990
Yeah.

What if Nerissa had a butthole and a vagina?

>>88854760
She'd be my wife, which she is because she does have both

>>88854760
She would have no mouth to sing
A bad trade

>>88854437
Did you hydrate properly today baker-sama?

Baking.

>>88856255
Fresh.

>>88856306
>>88856306
>>88856306

>>88856255
Tomorrow.

New bread.

>>88686171
>>88686171
>>88686171

>>88856370