/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>88668565
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>88668584
AMEN
DINGO LOVE

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>88668584
amen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DINGO CHU

Axel, Bettel, Gibby and Flayon need to learn to be less misogynistic

Dingo giving Leader correction as a birthday treat!!

>gets Axel cancelled on his birthday

With Axel being busy with uni this whole time, what's his plan on his bday? Song cover release and zatsu with merch shill?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOG NIGGA
>>88668584
AMEN

>>88669268
Not sure if I'm remembering it correctly, but roulette karaoke might have been on the table.

>>88669176
Nah, Axel is great

>>88663461
I remember when I google for otokonoko porn, but used the wrong kanji for ko...

>>88669176
The other boys need to be more misogynistic

>>88669579
so you just googled child diddling, thank you for your confession fbi will be with you shortly

hey /mans/bros
tourist with a question
did axel say anything about why he didn't do a holopro halloween cover this year?
i felt like something was missing from holo's halloween output this year and suddenly remembered

>>88669176
Well maybe the whamen needed to be backhanded mashallah

>>88670035
He's getting raped with uni work and sick cat
Also
R

>>88670035
problem with perms and dude is busy with uni right now

>>88670035
Management on his side is failing, he even just mention on stream a few minutes ago how he's lost a lot of money due to cancelled covers

>>88670037
who has all the pics of the boys in Muslim clothing

>>88670035
He wanted to focus on his birthday cover this year since it's just a day after Halloween. Also perms and time and everything just going wrong it seems

>>88670035
Kronies are so annoying. dont you have more catalogniggers to beg positive affirmations from?

>>88669176
How are they misogynist name a couple instances

>>88669176
>Gibby and Flayon need to learn to be less misogynistic
What?! 0_o

>>88670492
All 4 of them called my neighbor a whore. However, she is literally a whore so maybe that's just objectivity

Now I'm picturing Axel literally sticking his cock in the dragon's knee via the hole he made in it

>>88670035
lack of popular demand

Which HolostarsEN boys are most likely to have gotten their dicks stuck in a pumpkin? Important research

Hakka will be in a minecraft event on November 9th at 2pm EST with this team, I only know Doki, who are the others?

>>88671122
who is your neighbor?

>>88671384
Vesper and only Vesper

>>88671417
A whore

>>88671389
>baby gamer of StarsEn
can't wait to see even more jobbing

>>88671389
link

https://x.com/momiage_40/status/1797282045217124783

>>88671533
https://twitter.com/BlockWarsEvent/status/1852380085388517709

>>88671459
Look, I need TWO dudes for this. Otherwise I have to explain cloning and that's a waste of time

>>88671602
Vesper and he tricked Axel in to trying it too (Axel wont make the same mistake twice)

>Axel will stick it in a quadripedal dragon's butt
>Not your butt
How you feeling

>>88669176
>Flayon
>misogynistic
roru

>>88671384
I watched Hakkers' first pumpkin carving stream, the way he wouldn't stop caressing it and talking sweet nothings to it leads me to believe he has some "memories"

>>88671880
>Anon doesn't know about Flayon's decree that women out of hijab are impure

>>88671880
He is. In the way that he really believes he understands them and is just one of the girls.

Every Worlds player looks the same to me

ayo this is kinda foreboding, honestly though I think past a certain tier holodex shouldn't put the menshi waiting room.

>>88672023
>Talk to women
>Become misogynistic

>>88672023
he is though? he’s my wife

>>88672196
GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENT

>>88671389
I feel sorry for the poor souls that are stuck with my ourple jobber babygamer

>>88672196
it's real

Actually, I'm just gonna leave it as a poll. Top 2 results will be the ones with pumpkin on their penis
https://poal.me/eg93o1

>>88672527
...of course I jobbed the poll and only allowed 1 choice. Donmai

>>88672527
KEK

RUZE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg6TMKooKTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg6TMKooKTY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg6TMKooKTY

>>88672234
Flayon will never be a woman, no matter how much he wishes

>>88673147
Ruze and Gibby are the only ones that cover murrican lunch hour times, now that I noticed.

>>88673286
cool, he’s still my wife

>>88672196
It probably is just about cover/song stuff and other projects put to the wayside. Nothing too serious

>>88673523
>other projects put to the wayside
Second outfit...

Who is the biggest misandrist in StarsEN

Altare is smelly

>>88673881
Shikamane

>>88673902
Yeah, reeks of crusty ojisan cum from his hair and anus

>>88673902
He smells of blood from the last person he raped

Ginka-mama!!!!!!
https://x.com/hagure_ginsu/status/1852412274289586429?s=19

>>88674147
imageboard!!!!!!

I can never get tired of Ruze's zoom ins

>>88671389
Don't think I've ever seen Hakka and Doki interacting so that oughta be interesting. That being said I feel bad for the rest of his teammates

>>88674170
what a cute face

>>88674147
>>88674170
Kyaaa I look so cool, sasuga ginka mama

>>88674170
Oops!!!!
Big ty anon!!!!!!

>>88674147
>>88674170
THANK YOU GINKA MAMA FOR THE MOST HANDSOME DINGO

Ruze is gonna fight Mariah Carey

>>88674543(me)
And now he's making a moveset of her vocal range

>>88674543
She deserves it

You will not get Cabinet, you will get a mole people gen
t. Omega

>>88674170
>skin fangs
downgrade from axel's actual chompers, but still very cute

>>88674874
Omegay, go back to the truck stop glory hole and slob this knob

>HoloMarches session 2 next week

>>88675024
Beating up /mans/ until I get HoloMarches session 2

I wish there was a VP where Azure FUCKING DIES

I kinda wanna chew the leather tray

>>88675101
Beating up (You) because you are smelly

>>88670035
An actual answer: he's still doing the big collab cover, but since the song he picked isn't really Halloween/horror/spooky themed like the last two, he decided to push it back on his timeline, so like later November or early December. Axel also wanted to prioritize a birthday cover instead this year, and if he did both, the birthday one would undoubtedly get overshadowed. (The one he's going to release was supposed to come out last year but shit happened and it got shelved until a few months ago.)

He's also been busy with university work and trying to get 2 other covers done/worked on (his first English cover and a cover with Hakka and Octavio), so shit has been slow. PLUS dude got like 3 covers canceled earlier this year (one was actually fully done but because it was a Royal Scandal song, Cover didn't let him release it because "EtHiCs"), so it's why he hasn't had anything come out since the beginning of the year.

(Source: he talked about updates on it in a zatsu on Sept. 13, I can't link right now.)

Ruze shoving Jutard into a locker but the door can't close around the fat ligger tail

>>88675612
doesn't work, jurard never has his tail out

i am going to give banzoin hakka a rape baby

Ahh, now I remember how he griefed in 7 days to die

>>88675612
trapping the tail between the door and cutting the rest of it off! hearing jutard's muffled screaming as the dull blade struggles to cut through the muscles!

>>88675953
fucking ligger deserves it, maybe he can save us the trouble and kill himself instead of spreading his rancid genes

>>88675953
stopping half way through to pull his tail the rest of the way off! listening to jutards pathetic crying while he rapidly loses blood!

>>88676091
>ligger
kys doxxnigger

Come on Ruze. Call Musk a flabby nigger

>>88676186
opening the locker and shoving the dismembered tail into jutards mouth! forcing him to chew and swallow his own tail while hes starting to lose consciousness from blood loss!

>>88676239
Nta but ligger = lizard + nigger

micropenis x flayon

>Ruze has at least 7000 fanarts of him saved
HE LOVES US

>>88676239
Way to out yourself

macropenis x flayon

Ruze is (you)r father

>>88676604
no thanks, that one hyper fanart of him already scarred me enough.

>>88676612
Time for incest then

>>88676604
Silly anon, A and I aren't even close to each other, how did you manage to typo that badly

i think im in love with crimzon ruze

Ruze wants to become a bug

>>88676676
oh hey, same

>>88676478
>>88676663
im tired of these lies! flayon has a big penis and i know that because he uses it on me!

Flayon has a NORMAL sized penis

crimzon ruze should say mean things to me and fuck me until the bed breaks and also he should stab me and punch me and bite me

>>88676733
Perfect for stepping on him!

>>88676755
i dont remember writing this

Axel's birthday stream in 6 hours

>>88676835
normal for prepubescent boys

>>88676887
Be there or be square, losers!

>>88676755
you just have a shallow vagina you dumb bitch

>>88676992
im a man

>>88672527
>There are only 11 anons itt
All me

kotomitakopenis x flayon

>>88677048
sure you are ma'am

>>88676914
why do you know about prepubescent boy's penises?

>>88677048
whatever you say hakka

>>88677071
Why is his penis in a taco

>>88677118
why would a machiroon not know about prepubescent boy’s penises?

i love axel syrios so much i wish australians were real

Ruze threatening to skullfuck Cthulhu using Zephyr

(゜∀。) you guys are the true embodiement of lust

>>88677339
im cthulhu btw

>>88677254
flayon is a perverted old man

>>88677356
Run kaomoji anon!

>>88677431
machina x flayon is a little young boy! still perverted though

>>88677200
extra fiber

>>88677467
18000+ years is OLD MAN

machiroons need to be banned from school zones

>>88676992
How the fuck do you have a shallow vag? Does vaginal depth vary that much in women?

>>88677431
>>88677533
shotaoji ToT

>>88677601
Not really no. Vag depth is around 5-6 inches

>Ruze is bad at racing games
I could teach him how to be a better racist

>>88677720
radicalizing crimzon ruze…

wreckfest babygamers collab when? (because flatout is fucking DEAD)

>>88677777
The quints have spoken.

>>88677777
>Quints of Racism
checked

>>88677601
yes i have a 5 inch dildo that hurts to use because it's too big...

>>88677565
It's your fault for not spaying and neutering roons like I said

>>88677601
the average depth is 3 to 6 inches, so yeah, kinda.

>Ruze keeping his family far far away from his content and no plans to bring them on stream

>>88677860
DIE UGGO! DIE!

>>88677777
Quints on racism, this is /MANS/ exemplified

>>88678054
does he also tell them he's doing webinars

>>88678054
Good, not everyone needs to do it.

>>88678086
he says he relies on them being technologically ignorant enough to not be interested

How does it feel to know you'll never have a wife like Gibby?
https://x.com/goldbullet_en/status/1852392832503349723

>come back to stream after pissing
>He's talking about cyberpunk 2077
Hmm

>>88678234
good, i dont want anything to do with a fat nigger

>>88677431
Isn't it wild how he is older than Altare, possibly older than Bettel too

>>88678281
Don't knock it til you try it, klanmite!

>>88678343
Yea he's 18,432 years old. Oldest fuck of them all

>>88677971
then don't shove it in so deep, doesn't seem like a problem

>>88678234
I am happy that banchou can have a doting wife

>>88677830
>Wreckfest
Would be kino
>Babygamers
Hakka, Flayon and Octavio, right? Does anyone else fit with the babies?

>>88678234
Everything GB cooks looks like greasy slop

>>88678560
i'd honestly think tavi is good enough not to be on the same level as flay and hakka. jurard really isn't any better either

Naw Ruze. There's a reason elves suck. Pic related

>>88678028
>>88677971
>>88677645
Well, goddamn. I had no idea it was like that.

GROUNDED ANON YOU'RE (PROBABLY) GETTING ABIOTIC FACTOR TONIGHT FROM ARMIS

>Bettel SH2
>Flayon Spider-Man
>Shinri watchalong
>Hakka Mouthwashing
>Armis collab
>Aniki birthday karaoke
stacked night

>>88678782
It also depends on your period cycle, during the bleeding the cervix is lower

>>88678234
healthier
>>88678435
the length is only half the problem tbdesu, it has 5 inches girth which is supposedly just a bit above average but its a struggle to even get the tip in sometimes

>>88679007
you just need to get wetter/use lube and your fingers first. a baby can pass through there, don't let your size queen dreams be memes

>>88678560
Throw Ruze in there just because, but yes.

>>88678938
What the fuck, it changes?

>>88678665
Polmite???

>>88678896
And all of it will overlap!

Who has the oldest fans? I'm curious

>>88679344
Just warning you all about feyggots. Leaf munching keeblers better stay in their forest

>>88679343
Everything about the female body changes a little bit based on the cycle, like weighing more before the bleeding starts, breasts getting sore and general swelling everywhere. And a pregnancy is obviously like hundred times more changes and it never goes back the same way it was before, even your eyesight might change and you need to get new glasses

>>88679782
Shit, I better not get pregnant, my eyesight is bad enough as is.

>>88677065
I don't open random poals

>>88680087
Which 2 tempus boys would get their cocks stuck in a pumpkin

>>88679654
I see....this picture reminds me of those old racist caricatures from back then

>>88679107
yeah that's the only way i'm able to get it in when i do try but most of the time it's way too much effort compared to flicking the bean. doesn't even feel that good either..
>>88680174
hakka if he could get a pumpkin would try it if someone told him it felt good. shinri would hear about hakka getting stuck and would try to show him the right way to do it, only for his to get stuck too in true jobber's guild fashion

>>88680174
Axel and Hakka

>>88680472
yeah, most women don't really get off from penetration sadly

>artist posted a version without the ugly moustache
based

>>88681041
Sneaking into Bettel's room to shave him while he sleeps ToT

>>88674147
>>88674170
THANK YOU GINKA MAMA FOR OUR SEXY AS FUCK, AMAZING, AND SILLY DINGO ANIKI AND FOR MAKING US LOOK COOL! MWAH MWAH WE LOVE YOU~

Eyeball docking with mama!

Oh wow good thing I went on to sleep this morning, it would be a real shame if I forced myself to stay up just for Axel's stream to be a collab with Altare.

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1852426858274476308
>Will miss his oshi's bd karaoke because he'll be streaming
MR. TOILET DESTROYER IS A FAKE FAN

>>88682362
Tbf, Axel didn't put out a schedule and Hakka would rather not ditch his fans for it which I respect. At least he wished him hbd on the correct date kek

>>88681494
I don't get how he managed to make it sound appealing...
maybe I, too, am in desperate need of some grass touching

>almost page 11 in less than twenty minutes
the fuck are they doing out there

Don't care

>>88681494
That just sounds like a weird way to say locking eyes with

Do care

Took a peek, seems like just general catalog faggotry

>>88684058
>Begging for us to care
Post Flayon's ass pics and we might

>>88681041
You just know he specifically asked to have it added.

>>88684142
today is Axel day, post Axel ass!

BETTEL ON THE TELLY FOR HALF AN HOUR BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAxOiDP73CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAxOiDP73CQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAxOiDP73CQ

>>88684331
That wife? Flayon

>>88684331
why is he a still png, not even reactive

>#malelivingspace
mama...
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1852464469848490109

>>88684515
mama by your own words you have around a year before the move why are you doing this now?

>My wife's ex husband
> I almost thought he said "my wife's son"
I am dumb

>>88684474
buy his wallpapers to see more erotic moaning bettel

>>88684515
I guess he has more room for VR now...?

>>88684515
Well that's way bigger of a room than I expected, but why not a regular mattress anyway?
>>88684552
>>88684683
Yeah he said he wanted more space cor 3D and VR, he's also probably just adapting to when he moves to Japan and sleeps in a futon kek

>what does 1 2 3 mean
He is a preschooler

>>88684515
>>88684593

>>88684515
Oh wow I hate that ceiling texture thing, why do burgerlanders love that shit so much? It can't possibly be that much expensive to have a smooth surface, the Mexicans will do it all for the same price

>>88684515
ok i guess he really isnt bringing anyone back to his place

>>88685051
Popcorn ceilings were popular in the 70s. Landlord probably never bothered to depopcorn the ceiling

>>88685045
KEK
get both of them a JP visa asap

>>88685045
kek

>>88679541
altare. babyboy energy attracts moms and ojisans

>>88684515
That puniko is suffering

>>88679541
Axelotls are quite old despite acting like toddlers.

>>88684515
Shinri is becoming a TRUE Holostars now.

>>88685404
>becoming
but he's always been poor?

Bettel vomiting from motion sickness! Punching him in the stomach so he vomits on his monitor!

Holy shit that's a lot of Turkish people!

>>88679541
Machiroons are quite young despite acting like horny old men.

>>88685513
He still had the luxury of sleeping on a bed

>>88685518
BWNVOS

>>88685902
Who will be the first star to vomit on stream?

I wanna be that wormy pit that gets to grope Bettel. Life is not fair

>>88684593
>>88685045
When the one that lives in a third world house with a tin "roof" that leaks and floods says that to you, you know your living situation is dire

FAT EDDIE SO FAT THE STREAM LAGS

>>88686002
Axel barf-burping when he strolled into Altare’s room drunk in japan is probably the closest you’ll get. Barring batsu stuff like oga juice

>>88686237
Axel has come even closer during his drunk karaokes on his own channel

>>88686351
Those are all menshi paywalled now iirc

>punching fat people
Based James

Axel tweeting like the kois /here/ kek
https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1852473231309172993

>>88685902
Bettel will now violate our son

Bettel should shoot Fat Eddie with Ozempic instead of bullets

>>88686237
Miyabi came close to vomiting during a workout stream with his little brother once

>>88686936
With his track record, it would be the other way around

>>88684552
>>88684933
>you have around a year before the move
>when he moves to Japan
Whoa wait, I've been away a while. Is it already set in stone that mama will be moving properly? And to Japan?
Finally good internet. Shame about the Summers though.

>>88685126
wdym, who cares about the space. i'd fuck shinri against the cold floor.

>>88687155
Yeah, one year from now we'll possibly have Shinri, Hakka and Axel living in Japan.

>>88687155
He’s seriously working towards it now, along with Hakka. Visa and funds are the only potential setbacks.

>>88687289
Can Hakka really leave his family behind

>>88687196
he needs to change his twitter pfp to this please... the buff furry has overstayed its welcome

Forcing Bettel to drink pondwater

>>88687572
NTA but Hakka has said that after her short stay, his mom is on board with the idea of living in Japan.
Also in Hakka's on words "I'll miss my brothers, but fuck 'em they'll do fine without me"

>>88687830
His mom only knows Spanish, living in Japan would be hell for her...

>>88687196
glad that it seems like stuff on there is viewable without having an account

>>88684515
Shinri is such a cheap skate that it’s comical at this point. There’s no way he can’t afford better than an air mattress.

>>88682362
SIKE, YOU THOUGHT!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AWOOOOOOOOOOO

>>88688224
It's up to the user, they can block people from seeing their content without being logged in

>>88687976
She'd leave the apartment and wander alone for up to 5 hours some days and did just fine. But you have a point, a month or two there and actually living in Japan are two different things.
>>88688296
I underestimated you birbo...

>>88688285
It's not about affording, he really just wants something he can dispose off easily. Don't think he bothered taking his old mattress with him when he moved

>>88688285
Of course he can. He dismantled his old bed and replaced it with an air mattress to have more space for VR and "practice sleeping on a futon" for Japan next year.

>>88688296
Hakka you sweet bird

>>88688576
Really vying for the top spot today

>>88688646
actually made me chuckle

>>88688646
I support Hakka in his efforts to get knotted, he is living the axelotl dream

MAMA ON THE SPOOKY WATCHALONG TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtRUipoqdgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtRUipoqdgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtRUipoqdgk

No Flayon today

>>88689373
>wolf
It's okay Flayon, you can just say that you're buttering up Hakka by being nice to his oshi

Mama moving his late night menshi from today to tomorrow 4PM, approx 60-90 min menshi, then SOMA after

please mama i would still love if you did lectures like that

>>88689747
hope he knows he doesn't need to be a scholar in order to eat rocks on stream

>>88689978
a rock sampling handcam stream would be incredible...

birthday kisses for axel

>Oh it's called steam! and the parent company is valve, I just now realized that

>>88668584
Amen.

>Re-listened to the original
Oh damn it really was a cranked-to-eleven-face-melting cover

>>88677431
source?

>>88692456
Here You should seek God

>>88692576
I have, I just really crave the rare flayon's lewds that are posted somewhere on twitter

>>88692456
one of my favorite lewd flay artists https://x.com/tempura932

>>88691839
I never thought about it...

>>88692959
First time seeing the artist, mostly because it have been a long while since I was in these threads, its really god tier shit, god bless u anon

It’s going to be really funny in about 45 minutes when Bettel is still bumblefucking his way through puzzles and overlaps a talent’s birthday for the second time this year

>>88693436
Dingoose is alive and well he wouldn't overlap axel's birthday stream

>>88692196
Hats off to the guys who did the instrumental, it really takes it to another level.

>>88693650
Bettel doesn't even know it's Axel's birthday

>>88685051
this is an older burger thing, new houses don't use this asbestos-ridden shit anymore

>>88693436
>the boys who overlap everyone are given the courtesy of not streaming on top of their special days.

great, now that everyone has cancelled their streams I have nothing to watch.

What ending is Bettel going to get

>>88694109
water i assume

Did bettel actually release his cover on Axel's birthday? Overlap has gone overboard.

>>88694179
hopefully he'll kill himself like james

>>88694375
But today's axel's birthday

>>88694527
It was also his birthday yesterday timezone wise

>>88676887
Can someone edit this into a lotl smoking a joint?

>>88694688
Only if you're a fliptard, he's an English talent and celebrates his birthday according to western timezones.

Damn Bettel getting his ass beat by the last few bosses

Someone tell flayon to stop white knighting bettel's retardation in chat

>>88695037
do it yourself you lazy fuck

>>88694895
Australian are English too though

>Flayon-Water
>Shinri-Leave
>Bettel-Leave
Okay, interesting. What's Tavi going to get, I wonder.

>>88695037
Flayon is the #1 bettel cocksucker and will always enable him to be the worst version of himself.

love

>>88695948
this is what bettel sees right before flay sucks him empty

AXEL ON THE BIRTHDAY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQF-tooyuiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQF-tooyuiY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQF-tooyuiY

>>88696103
comfy movie nights with mama uweeeh

>>88695948
>he sees your pussy

>>88696120
CAN'T YOU SISTERWIVES DO YOUR JOB AND KEEP HIM EXHAUSTED? I AM TIRED OF LOSING MY SEMEN INVOLUNTARILY. HE EVEN GAVE ME UNWANTED FELLATIO IN FRONT OF MY BROTHER AFTER HE SHOT HIS FUCKING KNEECAPS TO MAKE HIM WATCH

>>88695037
>66 chats
>57 from flayon
jfc

>>88696149

>>88696318
R

>>88696318
A

>>88696318
P

>>88696318
E

Boys Love! Except for bettel. He can die in a ditch.

>>88696103
that was nice, can't wait for menshi&soma tomorrow
mama LOVE

How nice of the boys

>>88696710
>bettel overlaps on the segment of the stream where Axel is thanking all the boys for not overlapping
You can’t make this up

I knew this retard wouldn't graduate

Chat GPT finally came back to bite him in the ass

Every time Axel says aging I gear asian

I don't think I've ever been asked for my ID

>>88693808
kek, confirmed

>>88697219
Go back doki

AXEL'S TITS ARE TWITCHINg

Axel’s twitching titty massage ToT

Aniki is having a titty attack...

>why are my tits twitch man? I guess it's cause I'm nervous
>*Confused Shinri*
kek I get that too out of nowhere

I made an Axel voodoo doll, sorry I couldn't help my self from fondling him

>>88697801

Woah sexo voice

hot

BIRTHDAY KARAOKE ABAYOOOO