/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>8868041
so, what is everyone's thoughts on SIM (Sachi is Mumei) and Luthorposters?

why ded?

Schedule!!

>>8876675
>Journey
She has what, 20 minutes left of the game? It's going to be a Zatsu

takofriends forever

>>8876938
Such a good girl!

why is she so CUTE???

where did all the luthorposting go?

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1431921968400400385

>>8880376
Based livestars unity friend

>>8876938
I support Tako-Hooman unity

>>8880376
Fuck this, the rrats are true, she really is a whore.

Have you triple crowned her yet?

My wife is way too cute. It's too distracting.

Baby making thighzuri with Mumei!

>still no History/Museum stream scheduled
Dammit, I keep waiting for the first one of those to truly judge, she promised them. Are they going to end up just being her members content?

> 5 streams this week
We are going to make it bros

>>8876675
>collab with sana
Oh shit nice

How is this owl so cute?!?!

Who do you think was Mumei's favorite Roman Emperor?

I want to squeeze these soft-looking funbags so much bros... Do you think she'll have her oppai mousepad sold in the future?

>>8886328
Otto I

>3(three) /who/ threads up

>>8886794
Didn't expect that this one was still alive, better use this one. The OP of the other is a little more complete but this one will do.

Are you ready for all the rratposting on her drawing stream?

Remember your history
>>8868017

>>8887065
I'm ready to leave this shithole for a week if that's what you mean

>>8887065
No matter how it goes and no matter how blatantly obvious it may turn out that it is/it's not HER, there will be arguing. Just enjoy the luthorposting if it still exists.

>>8887229
Based. If you actually don't care about that debate, don't participate. It's annoying just fuels the flames.

I want to carry Nanashi on my shoulders!

>>8887229
There's always going to be those types of people, just look at them like they're retarded, which they are, and move on.

>>8886328
Aurelian is what every man would wish to be
>BTFO'd barbarians
>BTFO'd sand people
>BTFO'd traitors from the Gaul region
>Saved Roman economy
>Killed corrupt officials
>All of this in 5 years
>He's literally remember as "Restitutor Orbis", Restorer of the World.
Its a shame that praetorians ended his life, but alas, he died as a hero in the memory of everyone.

>>8887229
This is why wheelchair rrat is a simply shitpost white noise generator. To defeat a schizo, you must become one. SIM countermeasure is a stunning success.

>>8886328
Hadrian. For obvious reasons.

Bananashi

>>8887706
>I remember, moreover, having read one author who declared that he was born in Moesia...
based moesia chad

>>8887229
We have already established HER is a master artist capable of replicating any and all art styles in the world.

bananashi....

I wanna be in a threesome with Mumei and her boyfriend

>>8888451
i am mumeis boyfriend and she and I are only in monogamy

>>8888451
Sorry bro, i don't like sharing.

>>8888451
Sorry bro she told me (her bf) that she isn't into that sort of thing

bananashi

Doth not respondeth to fur-clad men of the printing-press (who is't stinketh of piss)

>>8888270
>>8888428
Ring ring ring

>>8888270
>>8888428
>>8888582
>>8888613
banana posting has been the main /wvt/ dogwhistle for months
kind of stupid, but it is what it is

I want to see her play the matching game in a clubhouse 51 collab

Whether she is expectedly bad or unexpectedly good it'll be fun to see

Why is Luthorposting a thing? Did I miss something?

>>8888810
Explain

>>8889012
Just the fact that Mumei is super genius capable of things one would think not possible

cute

>>8889030
There isnt much to it. If someone wants to claim selfposts they have to somehow verify that they really are that person so posting something random on twitter is the best way. Due to historical reasons this is a banana.
Of course randomly making a banana joke or reference means nothing.

>>8888810
Mumei please enjoy your drawing stream!

I want to do cute and indecent things with Mumei!

>>8889460
>Of course randomly making a banana joke or reference means nothing.
Whatever you say, Mumei

>>8889460

>>8886740
>>8889549
>Mumei lays before you, collapsed on the bed after another socially exhausting day of streaming.
>She barely had time to get undressed, or even pull any blankets over herself.
>A half eaten chocolate chip cookie lies on her chest. With each breath a new crumb falls from the cookie and into her meimei window.
>What a dork.
>Placing the cookie on her nightstand, you go and grab the roll of paper towels that she misplaced for toilet paper...again...
>You then notice something else out of place on her glistening pale skin.
>Melted chocolate smears.
>Licking your finger, you trace over a part of the smear, her chest is warm to the touch.
>Just as you're about to go for a towel, something else pops into your mind...
>Climbing into bed, you hover over the girl and undo her buttons. Pulling away her blouse to reveal her smooth, supple, chest.
>Her body heaves as she draws breath from her slightly agape mouth.
>Leaning in, your heart pounds faster than it ever has before.
>The sweet taste of the chocolate accentuated all the more by the rush of adrenaline you feel as your tongue glides over her chest.
>Her skin is softer than even the fabric of her clothes, you worry if you touch her too hard she might break.
>Giving her collar a quick kiss, you turn your eyes to something more tantalizing...
>Taking one of her funbags in your grip, you tentatively massage one, confirming that they are just as perky and pliant as you've always dreamt they would be.
>With one hand still massaging and kneading her, you dive in to give her a quick kiss on her neck.
>You feel a soft stroking on the back of your head, you don't think about it at first, but the realization hits you.
>Mumei...
>Your heart jumps out of your chest as you try to spring away from her, but she grabs you tight.
>"No no...don't be scared anon".
>"I", she stammers, "enjoyed that, all of it, a lot, stay with me please".
>Her eyes are still half asleep, but the smile on her face, and the way she holds you, tells you everything.
>She knew what you were doing the whole time.
>Settling into bed together, you spend the rest of the night in silence save for the sound of her breath and the thump of her heart.
>The two of you lay together in total stillness, aside from the occasional kiss and squeeze, until you are lulled to a deep and comforting sleep.

>>8889460
I have no fucking idea what you're talking about whatsoever.

>>8890460
>be Mumei's husband
>give her the best unprotective sex of her life for an entire night
>she forgets about it in the morning
No like this bros...

I have immersed myself in HER every style of drawing, and took notes of every subtle difference. I am ready for tomorrow. Come what may.

>>8891885
>She forgets about the best sex
>Fuck her again
>repeat

>>8891969
I'm actually at the point where it doesn't matter to me if it's HER or not.
>If it's HER
>She's unironically Lex Luthor
>If it's not HER
>She's Professor X
Both outcomes are kino.

>>8876675
>actually 3 zatsudans
I WILL suggest her every single autism game that has come out

>>8891969
I'm pretty convinced its a different style from garlic phone. The proportion and stroke discipline is pretty sus. But it's garlic phone, so it may be scuffed or a rushed job.

I don't give a shit either way, luthorposting is a go. The thread will be a warzone though.

>>8890460
Gosling.png

>>8891969
Get ready for "She can draw with 1000+ art styles gathered from all over the world, from cavemen painting, renaissance and moe pastel anime style, so that's why it doesn't fit."

>>8893062
What's with the Lex Luthor meme? This shit must have been born while I was not here and it's slowly getting to the point where I'm starting to feel like a newfag.

how would (You) treat her, anon?

>>8894241
Anon-chama, you image size reps...

how would (You) treat her, anon?

>>8894311
Like a normal cute owl despite her being in a wheel chair.

>>8894311
obligatory halal version

>>8894311
Carry her and let her pretend she's walking.

>>8894311
Girls in wheelchairs are the cutest

>>8894311
SAAAAAAVEEE

She can draw with 1000+ art styles gathered from all over the world, from cavemen painting, renaissance and moe pastel anime style, so that's why it doesn't fit.

>>8894207
Because whenever proof she isn't HER is presented there is always an anon who goes "but what if she has some sort of masterplan and is just pretending?"

>>8894207
Mumei is so nefarious that she pretends to be a retard. She has planned out every single detail, down to her mannerisms and her drawing skills. This is her secret plan to one day destroy Gura from the inside. She is the bald version of Lex Luthor, a diaperfag through and through. Kneel to Mumei.

>>8868041
Can't wait for the inevitable WWII in Color watchalong!

>>8893062
You know, that would make sense considering it's Mumei, the literal concept of Civilization. My rrat is that she can instinctively recreate every style invented by humanity.
Or, if it isn't her, we can attribute it to her having dementia.
Both are fine.

>>8894425
This rrat... is too strong...
LEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX

Rate the stream.
I may need a smiling Mumei transparency cutout instead, I'm running out of hopium right now.

>>8894311
I'd hold her hostage until she could beat my Leo

I'm not letting you out of the excavator Mumei. You need to dig all of the holes.

>>8894367
There's still too much hair and leg showing, شقيق

>>8894869
PETE HATE

>>8894869
Eat shit, Pete!

>>8894877
you should use اخي instead...

>>8894785
10/10

33 more hours until we get to see her again...

>>8896125
I already miss her

>>8896125
For some reason I get a feeling to bake something for her. What do you think she'd like?

>>8896426
Muffins

>>8896426
I think she'd appreciate a nicely baked cream pie

>>8896426
Scones with jam and cream

>>8896426
Chocolate chip cookies. But they have to be made from scratch and with love.

>>8880376
no moon rune pleb, what is the actual translation, anons? no way she is calling herself the "most decent" out of council

>>8896426
the base of civilization some good bread

>>8896686
The most serious, the most direct

>>8896686
https://jisho.org/word/%E7%9C%9F%E9%9D%A2

>>8882762
I'm sorry

>>8894785
what game is this

>>8882762
I can't even get a single constellation

>>8896888
will interpet it as she saying she is shy

>>8896980
Armored Core: For Answer

Mumi is cute

>>8896686
Through DeepL-
Astel:
>Thank you Hakos-san and Mumei-san for coming to visit us. This is the senior member of Holosta. I'm the most sane person in Holosta. Nice to meet you!
Mumei:
>Thank you for singing for me! I'm also the most sane person in the assembly
Just a lil joke

>>8886328
Augustus because she would think of him as handsome.

>>8897115
Mumei isn't cute, she is fucking amazing in every aspect

>>8894453
Riddle me this Luthor-san. Why is the illustrator for Mumei's song a friend of HERs?
I know because
t. Gachaversefag

>>8896686
It means decent/normal. I think they were both using it somewhat tongue-in-cheek but I don't watch Holostars so I'm not sure.
Incidentally, Japanese fans were calling her a まともな可愛い子 a lot during her debut. That was by far the most common reaction I saw.

>>8897192
ah, I was lacking the context of his twit, thanks anon, much appreciate it. it actually made me uneasy to think she would call herself "the most decent" without context bc that could prompt hate from fellow gen mates

>>8897297
Because SHE doesn't have any other friends and is trying to help her get by in the world since nobody else commissions her! She doesn't have friends, she has FAMILY.

>>8882762
All this image does is make me realize how much cuter Amber would be with a ponytail.

>>8880376
Out of curiosity, how good is the Owl's japanese? Is it something spit out from deepL or does it look like she actually typed it herself? and how does it compare to HER's?

We are here.

>>8897730
Mumei said she wants to learn Japanese again because she tried learning it before and failed literally me
I haven't watched enough HER to know her moon skills

>wheelchair
>nocturnal lifestyle
>knows what she's doing with forklifts
She works at Amazon Fulfilment Center doesn't she?

>>8897823
Worked*
She never went back after the "incident"

>>8897886
You should've finished digging that hole

>>8897608
Very wrong, Lex Johnson. HER is actually OmegaAlpha. SHE used her connection to lend the friendless Mumei a hand and got her an illustrator for her song.

>>8897820
Anonchama that was LORE. Mumei used to know every language but forgot.

>>8898121
She beat me at kayfabe, I lose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC46H0ekxzQ

>>8897297
Because that illustrator follows literally hundreds of indie tubers and their feed is chock full of commissions for random 2views?

yup, thats my daughter

>>8894207
It's a very old one, just applied to Mumei.
Gura/Kiara/randomJPHolo are merely pretending to be retarded and are actually master manipulators

watching this owlzheimer's-riddled goof trying to play that eurojank simulator, and maaaangs, it's such a good thing she's adorable.

I can't believe they made Keiichirou a vtuber.

Come on owl, give me the Primer watchalong.

>>8898227
Sir, I will have her home by 8, not a minute later!

>>8897931
PETE HATE

>>8896426
Rabbit pie.

>>8898227
I'm sorry about getting her pregnant, I promise I'll marry her and be the best husband to our autistic child I can be.

Fixed.

>>8898655
I would like her to do a gone girl watchalong, want to hear her reactions, hopefully she goes full menhera GFE on us after that.

>>8894022
uwa, sex, etc.

Is there actual proof to the rrat she's in a wheel chair? Would be pretty cute but I don't recall her saying anything about that.

Xavier renegade angel watchalong.
I wonder how an autist would react to this autistic mess.

>>8899241
just wild speculation

>>8899241
It is really is just wild speculah, propelled by the need to gosling ever so more.

>>8897886
>it's Christmas 2020. She's driving the forklift carrying the goods and toys.
>Bezos wants the shipment to be cleared ASAP
>Covid is getting real bad, not many people are able to work especially with these tight regulations.
>She didn't want to lose her job, had to skip Sunday church and work overtime.
>But she still has to practice Christmas Carol for her small 50 population town.
>Back on the forklift, she's determined to fulfil 2500 merchandise for the day so she can focus on the choir.
>Juggling all this work and choir practice, she was sleepy on the job near the end of her 18 hour shift.
>She accidentally hit a rack full of heavy containers. Bezos didn't even bother about maintenance, hence the welding broke of and the whole rack fell apart.
>One of the container fell on top of the forklift roof, formed a crater through and hit her head.
>She became disabled due spinal injury and memory loss.
>Amazon didn't even give her lifetime compensation, because she does not have complete recollection about the accident and swept under the rug.
>A Month later, the landlord pinpon'd her door. "Mumei you had to pay rent otherwise we had to-"
>Confused about her predicament, she did a google search about "suitable jobs from home for disabled person". And saw "livestreaming" on twitch.
>"Gosh darn it, I don't think I want to do bath tub stream. Father Simon and the other 3 families would make fun of me!"
>Then she came across "Vtubers", full of videogame streams without showing their faces.
>Came across a chibi artist that plays apex on twitch. "Wow, that looks so cute, you can get money by drawing cute stuff?"
>She followed her drawing tutorial every day, but unable to play Apex as good as her because she has motion sickness playing Apex.
>"Oh golly, this looks really fun and at least I don't have to commit to sinful acts! It's just Teletubbies but you only had to play videogames!"
>Search up "Vtuber vacancies". Hololive EN2 pops up.
>She applied unknowingly how competitive the audition is. A photo and a sample of her church gospel choir solo and "You Raise me Up" is sent to Cover's HQ.
>During the interview, there she was on the wheelchair in front of the 360p webcam of a beat up laptop. Yagoo and two other creative directors was in the videocall.
>The creative director already whispered among themselves, they wanted to end the interview early.
>Yagoo, through a translator; "Why do you want to be an idol, and why do you include Forklift Operator Certification in your resume? We're not a warehouse you know?" *laughs*
>Explains her limited recollection of the accident and how she got ignored for life compensation.
>"I need to pay rent, my landlord is evicting me next month and my closest workplace is a wet market that does not hire disabled persons"
>The other managers softly murmurs "Yagoo-san, you can't be serious there is no way we're going to ta-"
>"Welcome to Hololive, Mumei" Yagoo interjects in his soft spoken English.

>>8899241
she mutes mic when moving to hide the noise of the wheelchair on wooden flooring

>>8899241
some anon made a vague 3d reconstruction of her room from the mics sound waves, there where 2 round objects on the side of her chair, highly likely a wheelchair.

>>8898992
>>8898647

>>8899241
The rrats are true, I can confirm as I am her boyfriend.

>>8899335
I can confirm that, i was those sound waves that anon analyzed. Those wheels are super whack tho, you guys have no idea.

>>8899295
Yagoo...

>>8899335
You can't be fucking serious. There is no chance her walmart mic is gonna be precise enough for something like that.

>>8899396
Anon, it's very weird of you to pretend to be me.

>>8899295
Yagoo, I kneel...

More than 31 hours to go, so here's something to do https://jigex.com/Ks81e

>>8899295
Does yagoo get off on helping unfortunate females?

>>8899533
Unless I fucked it up https://jigex.com/BynZV

>>8899295
you sir.. have a gift. was really wholesome untill the accident, but after that it was just really cute and sweet, thanks for this, anon.

Required reading for /who/.

>>8899295
Welcome to hololive, now keep digging

>>8899617
which route do you recommend for a fellow Hooman?

>>8899617
It's been years and I still haven't read it.

>>8899662
Lily best route writing
Emi wheelchair girl
Rin for maximum schizo

>>8899295
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8899662
Just play it and see who you get 100% guarantee anons in this thread who play this for the first time are gonna get Hanako as their first deliberate choice

>>8899617
Moomay was once a dreamer...
edit doko?

>>8899295
don't do this anon my heart can't take it

>>8899295
>Wheelchair
>Literally who Christian farm girl
>Forklift certified
>"Gosh" and "Golly"
The amount of lore you squeezed into this fellow writechama....I kneel...

>>8899662
Hanako if you wanna go full saviorfag
Emi for legless girl and anal
Rin for autism
Protip: When you get to running around the track with Emi, the game is kinda stupid and will force you on her route if you try and keep up with her. If you plan to do literally any route other than Emi, don't overexert yourself when running with her

>>8899689
So fucking do it anon
Its really good

>>8899662
Lily is my favorite
But yeah Emi has no legs, so it will be more fitting

>>8899878
I don't read evns, but I'll put it in the backlog

>>8898318
MUMEI HUNGERS. MUMEI WILL DESTROY RRATS

I am the ogey of my rrat.
Schizoposting is my body, and Goslinging is my blood
I have saved over a thousand chuubas
Unaware of loss,
nor aware of gain
Withstood pain to support oshi, waiting for stream's arrival.
I have no regrets. This is the only path.
My whole life was Unlimited Save Works

I think this is the strangest narrative that I've seen that isn't just full schizo, but more grounded in reality.

>>8900172
>Grounded in reality
>Trusting the ears of the same board that thought chammers and that purple indie were the same person to hear a wheelchair on a scuffed mic

>>8900399
Counterpoint
Same board that isolated mori shidding

>>8900399
No I mean it's more grounded in comparison to schizo shit like people running drug rings and having various family issues.

>>8900399
I pretend Aria and Haato are the same person to make things more interesting, strongest idol

I'm playing Crusader Kings for the first time. I'm not sure the owl can handle it, there are so many mechanics and micromanagement. Maybe she's clever enough to make her own story since that seems to be the selling point.

>>8900674
>family issues
Who? The only one that is just rrats that I know is chammers. Most of the holos have neutral to pretty positive for Japan familial relationships, only standouts for the somewhat contrary in nature are Kanata and Watame

>>8900808
I'm pretty sure Lex Luthor can handle CK.

>>8900899
I'm not going to help spread rrats.

>>8899377
She's cute and dumb!

>>8900808
CK2 or CK3?
CK3 is a lot easier to pick up. Fedual is easier to play than Tribal, but Tribal can snowball out of control very quickly.

>>8900451
I want to hear it

>>8899816
>>8899603
Thanks for enjoying my ESL writing. I'm still shaky of grammatical errors.
I probably will write her first induction day with the rest of the council next.

When is the next stream anons? In a few hours or tommorow? I'm a euro fag and don't understand her schedule

>>8901423
in about 28hours anon

>>8901485
Fuck

good work, all

>>8901586
Should've set it for more pieces

We did it...and in less than an hour!
https://www.jigsawexplorer.com/online-jigsaw-puzzle-player.html?gid=ksxkm4ga-o32hjbez4tf&rgn=us&cstm=1

>>8900167
9 lives save works

>>8901586
nice

>>8901586
Thank you Friend

>>8901606
How much were there?

>>8868041
Head's up, council stream is back up. They removed about 20 seconds of scuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRclI_h2H-U

If you could also remove the mega link so our minuteman doesn't risk getting clover ninja sicked on him it would be appreciated.

>>8901741
please feel free to repost the magnet link without fear. cover cannot get to me.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:9183d09c1f0d6bb1bc433737ea928a27138c2bb1&dn=kronii%20WTF&tr=udp://tracker.cyberia.is:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.port443.xyz:6969/announce&tr=http://tracker3.itzmx.com:6961/announce&tr=udp://tracker.moeking.me:6969/announce&tr=http://vps02.net.orel.ru:80/announce&tr=http://tracker.openzim.org:80/announce&tr=udp://tracker.skynetcloud.tk:6969/announce&tr=https://1.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=https://3.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=http://re-tracker.uz:80/announce&tr=https://tracker.parrotsec.org:443/announce&tr=udp://explodie.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.filemail.com:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.nyaa.uk:6969/announce&tr=udp://retracker.netbynet.ru:2710/announce&tr=http://tracker.gbitt.info:80/announce&tr=http://tracker2.dler.org:80/announce

>>8901684
I set it for 588

774 seems like a good number of pieces
https://jigex.com/88Jsf

>>8897040
>Armored Core: For Answer
Looks like Metal Gear.

>>8901741
Any idea which 20 seconds?

>>8902194
>>8895195

>>8899617
I played this 6 years ago and left it unfinished as I couldn't bring myself to end it and go through with the feels/pain. even just thinking about it makes me tear up

>>8899295
She shipment that broke her? A crate of printers.

>>8902575
Rin's route right? The others are much easier to swallow

>>8899295
>>8902600
>Shocking footage of the incident emerges
Would you help Mumei commit hegh'bat if she asked you to?

Pop punk karaoke stream when?

I take a one day break from these threads and now I see some bald dude wherever Mumei is mentioned and apparently she's a cripple too.

>>8903269
A LOT has happened in the last 48 hours

>>8903260
It's gonna be a few weeks. Though, maybe you can get a song or two in her first karaoke stream that (hopefully) might be next week?

>>8903269
I love the return of Luthorposting and the new rrats. You're not too late!

>>8876938
Tako-Hooman supremacy!

>>8903269
luthorposting has died down a little, it was in full force around 30 hours ago and it was hilarious

>>8899295
based forklift certification
>>8899564
yagoo uses his powers for good, sometimes

Uh oh! Mumei forgot to clear her mods!

this owl has literally saved this gen for me

I just want Mumei to be happy, why does she have so many antis?

>>8904166
Its just people samefagging, pay no attention to their posts.

>>8904166
I just want Mumei to be a harpy, topless.

>>8904166
Its just a few doxfagging SEAmonkies who have an unjust vendetta against another chuuba who they are trying really really hard to push as Mumei. Just report and ignore them since they are just doxfags, they willl get booked and removed on sight

>>8904166
After stumbling into a thinly-veiled anti thread I got the impression that half of them are just jealous, vindictive women. "I can't believe she got in. She has no talents, and she's so stupid! She's just making autistic noises and thousands of men are flocking to her." They can't stand it.

>you'll never play AoE 2 with your autistic owl gf while listening old ADTR song that fill you with nostalgia
Why live

>>8904021
Mumei strikes me as the kind of girl who is incredibly seiso normally but secretly has over 100 porn mods installed in Skyrim and several dozen incredibly specific fetish doujins bookmarked on her browser.

>>8904349
But anon, that would imply women go to 4chan. That's not true. Except Mumei, SHE'S HERE.

>>8904429
>Pure, christian girl from bumfuck-nowhere with someone of the kinkiest shit hidden several layers of virtue
My oshi... is just a walking trope?

>>8904432
>That's not true.
Newfagchama...

>>8902830
I believe it was both Rin's and Hanako's routes that I didn't want to complete. Emi and Lily's routes made me cry and I had a feeling Hanako would too, in fact hers was the route I wanted to save for last

>>8904429
please be into food tf

>>8904432
does
does this mean i'm mumei now

>>8904237
You don't need to use a lot of imagination to work the owl harpy from monster girl encyclopedia into her.

>>8904280
After reading her dox I think she is actually a pretty nice girl but it all boils down to bf and cuck hahaha.
Anyway it shouldn't matter because it doesn't affect her streams.

>>8904432
I've seen enough disgusting vagina pics on global to know there are femanons here and they're somehow even more degenerate than the males

Bananamei

>>8904659
She acts, sounds, and even pronounces differently to the supposed dox, so the SEAfurry really needs to latch onto someone else

btw has anyone made a sound clip of her saying "bye bye"? it's so cute when she says it

>720p mumei streams!
IM GONNA SAAAAAAAAAAVEEEE

>>8904715
They should, but they're schizos. It's pointless to argue with them, just remind yourself that it's just a few samefagging schizos and the occasional bait by someone else trying to get your (You).

Mumei is not HER. I know this because I'm HER boyfriend.

>>8904692
Bananashi!

You cool guys at /who/ get it first.

Again, I ask: What do you call a magic owl, guys?

>>8905089
HOOdini

Nice work, anon

>>8905089
That takes me back anon

>>8905089
How'd she make her feet disappear?

>>8905089
I love Hoodini

>>8905089
based

>>8905089
Amputee Mumei.... Who took your wheelchair?

>>8905089
an ilhoosionist

>>8905197
A tragic accident

>>8905089
based draw anon, you even made her paraplegic by chopping off her legs, what a lad.
Also the answer is hoodini

>>8905254
I'm assuming it involved a magic trick gone wrong.

The paraplegic joke was absolutely unintentional with the drawing but I am 100 percent rolling with it, haha.

All this talk about the owl being a cripple is just shitposting right?? She is not actually a katawa shoujo right? Wasnt estabilished that she is a literal who amateur streamer? Granted that she is a little retarded, but she doesnr have such a bittersweet story like that right??? Please i dont wanna saviourfag, im not strong enough...

>>8905197
she never had any

>>8905537
Don't worry I'll take care of her.

>>8905388
Yes, also printers

>>8905537
It's just a funny rrat. God damn fucking newfags actually taking everything here seriously, are you all fucking retarded? Do you have no sense of wit, whimsy, sarcasm, humor? Do you think some people actually believe she is Lex Luthor from Superman too?

>>8905537
We're just shitposting

>>8905537
Its shitposting, just do your archive reps, people already mentioned it was a joke.

>>8905537
She already has her boyfriend (me) to take care of her, you don't need to worry about it. Just watch and support her streams, leave the real life stuff to me.

>>8905089
This is great

>>8905537
Shitposting. But it got us a piece of cute fanart. You can find origin few archives ago.
>>8905089
Excellent work

>>8905537
Yes anon, the rrats are all true. She is a crippled Christian youth group choir girl that watches youtube AMV's, works as a forklift driver at an Amazon Fulfillment Center, and is a literal 2view that streams off the windows XP her parents bought her.

>>8905881
She's perfect

>>8905537
Anon, you can hear a pretty distinct, hmm, squeaking noise sometimes when she moves if you play the audio very loudly. Sometimes like https://youtu.be/k2kAZ0yyhus
Could be a cheap gamer chair, but as someone who took care of my grampa it feels pretty similar.

>>8905537
>he doesn't know about the 3d reconstructed room

>>8906076
Got a timestamp of the dialysis machine too?

OP, please, no more one-color sky. i begging you

I thought Mumei was part of the make a wish foundation and she asked to be a hololive member?

>>8906209
nta but can you link the post?

>>8906312
Sorry I am on my shitty phone right now but pay attention next stream and you will listen to the squeaks

>>8906434
Oh no, what have you done anon

>>8906322
Better than a blank white background at least

>>8899617

>>8906633
I can't wait for her to somehow stumble on this.

>>8906434
You fucker I was gonna make that rrat

>>8899617
I remember spending all of an entire week going through this and I really want to do it again
Do I waste my time again anons?

Do this puzzle next. Make it like 3000 pcs.

>>8906508

>>8906633
Oh this takes me back to old days.

>>8906633
based

Also it's such a small world, you guys posting KS on these threads because I started out as a KS artist. Mumei would be a Hanachad too, if we're being honest.

I made a printer wojak but later felt like it would just be adding to the cancer.

>>8907538
You know what you must do, so get started.

Owl likes headpats. Remember to give Mumei lots of headpats.

>>8907029
wait I'm the guy that made that lmao, didn't realise that was the 3D reconstruction you were talking about
thumb is still swollen so I haven't been able to start the proper drawing yet fml

>>8905537
Anon, I...
Im sorry...

>>8908115
Loving sex with cripple Mumei that makes her feel loved like a normal girl for the first time in her life! it's like the first time, every time

>>8907773
hope you recover soon anon

>>8907009
https://jigex.com/zND6S
seems like it only goes to 1000 pieces
>>8908214
loving mumei!

>>8908115
Having to get up early every Sunday morning to help cart her to the church!

>>8908115
I like how she has a strap on her right leg which implies its a prosthetic.

>>8908361
Have mercy...

>>8908238
thanks :3 at least I have time to refine and gain new ideas from these threads

>>8904349
>She's just making autistic noises and thousands of men are flocking to her.
amazing people still don't get that's how it works

>>8908361
>As you make your morning routine towards the church a mysterious man jumps in front of you two aiming his shitty 1911.
>"Stop right there! Hand over the cripple right now!"
What do?

>>8908467
>The church has a set of stairs at the entrance.
>They've offered to build a ramp for her, but for some reason she claims it's fine.
>Looks like you'll have to carry her in again.

>>8908623
Rip his fucking throat out.

>>8908623
See the silver lining in that I'll have something to pray forgiveness for after I'm done with him.

>>8908659
>"I'm sorry you have to do this for me every time anon, I hate being a burden on you"

>>8908659
>"You know I won't be able to do this forever Mumei."
>She giggles but slowly her face becomes more dejected
>"I really wish you could Anon"

where is that last brown side piece damnit

>>8909125

>>8909144
i ate it
t. mumei

>>8908383
Well, it was meant to be the strap she has on her thigh-highs, but as every piece of art, it is for free interpretation

Crippled Mumei has been the highlight of EN2 and owl threads so far, amazing stuff

>>8909768
I have a fetish for melting anime girls

>>8908623

>>8887097
Why is she sitting like that?

>>8910138
no leg muscles

>>8910138
Delicious thighs

youtube keeps recommending me Taiwanese meimei clips

>>8910138
She's praying for a baby, so she adopted the leglock stance in hopes that it would symbolize fertility

>>8910138
>>8910160

She needs a long rehabilitation
It was years when she walked list time, you know, before the Amazon accident

>>8910077
>That dude on the left trying to take his gun out
Why are some action movies so fucking bad?

>>8910138
maybe her butt hurts

>>8910285
Because Hollywood, finding accurate gun portrayals is few and far between

Ahhh I want to skinny dip at the local lake with Mumei!

SHE HATES GAMES
BASED

>>8910548
>you're out travelling and exploring with Mumei
>you stumble across a pond in the forest with a waterfall
>you both undress and go for a dip
>as she rinses her hair under the waterfall you come up behind her and plant kisses on her shoulder and the back of her neck
>surprised bird chirps followed by giggles and soft little moans and hoos
>out of the corner of your eye you notice someone watching you
>you turn to see a green-haired woman with antlers staring jealously at the both of you

>>8906633
new and improved

when is she doing a karaoke stream? she like vocaloid so i want to hear some soulful covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYVFCfnBJgg

>>8911096
BABY MAKING SEX INFRONT OF FAUNA WHILE SHE BITES HER LOWER LIP IN JEALOUSY

>>8911096
>Fauna voyeurism
Pretty based anon. I want the loving nature mommy to teach Mumei and I how to have the most tender sex possible and how to maximize both our carnal pleasure and our odds of producing children.

>>8911503
Fauna will kidnap (you) while you're asleep, leaving Mumei all alone, you're returning to monkey like it or not.

>>8911583
Would this cause mumei to snap?
Emotionally manipulative and highly possessive mumei!

>>8911096
>"Fuck its that green bitch again" you muttered to yourself
>You took Mumei out of the lake
>She is very confused, but doesnt resist
><You tell her to get dressed and wait in the car
>"It was the last time you bothered me you veegan-looking bitch!"
>You get your chain saw from back of your trusted Toyota Hilux
>You spooled this motherfucker
>Trees are falling down, one by one
>"That will teach her" you think to yourself
>You started heading back thoward your car
>You see some old tires under this big oak
>You start to grin as you pour full carnister of diesel on it
>When you throw match at it, the heat blows into your face
>You get back to car, Mumei besides you
>You roll down the country road leaving only thick black smoke behind

>>8911721
HOLY BASED

>>8905537
So what if she's crippled and is unable to function by herself? She's happy!
https://streamable.com/8zzpo0

>>8911462
The Vocaloid producers she listed are all normie (relatively speaking) pop producers, not the older borderline shitpost type producers which would be kino

>>8910329
From what?

>>8912729

>>8911583
She'd kidnap Mumei before she kidnaps (You) though

Can you imagine if she was actually crippled, how bewildered she would be that people "figured it out" without her even getting doxxed first?

>>8913440
how do you know she didn't out herself because her low self esteem makes her believe she's somehow less valid of a vtuber than an able-bodied person, and she felt like she was deceiving her viewers?

>>8913440
>>8913703
Ok anons, thats fucked up
But if it turned out to be true, It would not be the first time when random shitposting was actually real deal

>>8913703
>her low self esteem makes her believe she's somehow less valid of a vtuber than an able-bodied person

>>8912729
From sitting in the wheelchair all day

>Ame goes on a brief tangent basically saying doxxfags are, indeed, fags.
>The SEAmonkeys are now taking that as a sign that they are right about HER

What did we do to have such dedicated antis?

>>8913971
Just laugh at them and move on
Subhumans as pathetic as them are not worth your mental energy

>Be you, guy from somewhat well off and stiff family
>Frigid relationship with parents, but still follow their desires because you have no clear goal in life
>Go to college, where you study and somewhat do well, but never feel truly fulfilled
>one day, turning a corner of the library, you bump and met this cute ditzy girl
>you decide to share the only table left with her
>you start making small talk, and her cheerfulness and energy affect you more and more, making you smile and feel less empty
>you start meeting her more often in the same place, studying together and exchanging pointers and encouragement
>you learn that she is from a numerous but poor christian family
>she is an history major who studies hard thanks to a scholarship, and her dream is becoming an accomplished professor and have someday a family with lots of children
>when she isn’t studying, she is working part time as warehouseman, where she learned how to use a forklift
>you honestly don’t understand some stuff she says sometimes, but you make an effort, if only because she does the same to your ramblings and makes you happy in turn
>time goes on quickly with her, and your relationship with her deepens to the point the attraction is clear to both of you
>you are hesitant to ask her out, since you are inexperienced for the most part, but eventually you manage to stammer out your feelings and ask for a date
>she is surprised, but quickly blushes and accept, happiness clear in her face
>the rest of week is a storm, but what it matters is that the date goes well: it’s full of awkwardness, but your efforts come through and you officially get together
>your halcyon days are spent in your college halls, each one of them filled with difficulties and sacrifices, and yet fulfilling thanks to her presence and support - you both become a pillar to each other
>eventually, by the time you both end your studies, you finally decide to pop the questions, ask her to become yours forever
>it’s a quiet affair, romantic and maybe a little cheesy, but not overbearing, as you know she would dislike it, modest as she is
>you take the knee, open the box and wait - the ring shines, and you heart threatens to explode out of your chest as you try to keep meeting her gaze
>she seems to take some seconds to process the whole thing, but eventually tears spill out of her eyes and she happily screams, shouting her acceptance over and over again while jumping on you, dragging you on the floor while hugging you
>you eyes meet, and you kiss her slowly, gently and tenderly, and you know, in that moment, that everything is all right in your world

I have a lot to potentially write yet, but it’s getting pretty long

>>8913971
Meh, there's a saying in Russia "He тpoжь гoвнo - вoнять нe бyдeт" - 'Dont touch the shit and it wont stink' don't bother giving the antis attention and they'll fuck off eventually.

>>8914696
>>8914387
Oh I know and honestly I love that the anti's have managed to resurrect lutherposting but it's difficult to ignore when every thread that isn't a general is an anti thread of one kind or another.

>>8914815
stupid sad fucks are wasting their time, not ours, let them figure out how pathetic they are on their own.

Can't wait for the 'stop calling me cute; it's infantilizing' menhera arc

>>8914495
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8913971
not even our antis; mumei has hardly been around long enough to gather dedicated schizos. These are Her antis who lost their lock and now are harassing a random new vtuber per gen. Watch as Niji 3 has their own Her after the drawstream kills the rrat

>>8914696
Based pyccкий bro

>>8914495
Based anon with the wholesome story. I can't wait for the arc where she charges out of the bathroom and kisses you with a positive pregnancy test strip in her hand.

>>8914495
My heart, anon, please.

GG puzzle chads

>>8915691
All the brown was hard.

25 hours left...

so how does it feel to simp for a boring retard with a boyfriend?

>>8916294
There is nothing wrong with simping for your own gf. Since im the boyfriend.

>>8916294
hey buddy, my girlfriend is not boring, say that again and i'll have to pay you a visit

Reminder

>>8916368
will u send her superchats though?

>>8916696
No. Youtube takes 30% of the cut. I would just take my gf out on a date

about to watch the Garlic Phone stream, what should I expect from our ponkotsu

>>8916842
abdl fetish

>>8916842
Her brain is so big that it's small

Do the other girls intimidate her or she just likes Fuana?

>>8916815
so why r u browsing this thread instead of spending time with her?

>>8917298
>he thinks we don't laugh at printers together while watching a movie on the second screen

>>8917347
pathetic. idubbz all over again.

WHERE IS THE NEW THREAD???

There's no need to create another thread after this one, >8886228 is still up. feel free to go to there whenever.

>>8918116
https://boards.4channel.org/vt/thread/8886228#bottom
Use the duplicate that was created

>>8918132
new thread >>8886228

>>8918177
Phoneposterchama...

I love Mumei

>>8905089
Are her fight inside a portal?

>>8918241
Im not on my phone and idk why it did this

>>8918251
Quite a controversial opinion in /who/