/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

Day 30! Give it up for day 30!

>>88535234
SNIFFFFF

Friendly reminder: Gura is a billionaire and yet she is watering down her mango-juice to make it last longer

eflgoob

>>88535224
I haven’t watched Goob in years. Why doesn’t she stream anymore?

>>88535303
maternity leave

>>88535303
She is going back to being a Hollywood actress again

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>88535303
Don't know. No one brothers to ask.

>>88535389
>*Lo touchõ*

>>88535277
I'm a billionaire and I'm watering down my coffee so I drink less caffeine.

>>88535277
Unwatered down mango juice is too sweet.

How can we be sure that it is the real Gura that makes these splits?

>>88535509
Woaaaah. Very cool desu ne!

>>88535516
That's the softest thing i've ever heard, glad to hear your HRT worked out for you

>>88535303
she doesn't want to

>>88535624
Enjoy your diabetes fatty.

Gura cute.
Discuss why.

>>88535532

Gura is a lying ungrateful whore.
She betrayed and abandoned her fans.

>>88535624
My bottom surgery is soon, I can't wait to get plapped by my kusogaki wife Gura and her dual shark cocks.

>>88535670
Look at this fragile human that can't survive 20 grams of carbs

>>88535703
Hmmm. Maybe it has to do with her diet…? Do we know what her diet consists of?

>>88535747
I think you're confusing your mom with Gura again

>>88535864
>*Le touché*

>>88535747
I'm playing wc3 customs

By 2020 to 2022, I meant from 2020 to August 18, 2023. 2023 was difficult, but manageable up until she disappeared and left us mid August.
Gura died that day and was replaced with a lying whore that hates her fans.

I have jury duty tomorrow. This is the 2nd time in 3 years. I hope I never get selected again.

>>88535820
Strawberries and undercooked chicken?

>>88536023
>us
Not fooling anyone, sis.

Gura only eats hardtack, mango-juice and kittylitter

>>88536049
Is that normal? Can't you tell them to fuck off after a certain point, like "hey I already did my duty, take my name off of whatever list you're pulling from"
They must really love you.

>>88536214
Get em, chumbie

Gura has syncope and pica

>>88536049
Same thing for me, I felt like an overly anxious kid wait for the time to pass.

>>88536281
I always thought you were supposed to be excluded after taking that first load to the face
guess I've been making the right move by sliding out of it 3 or 4 times now

>>88536340
>>85646751
>>85645520
>>84825020
>>83281620

So to summarize, Gura have:
PoTS
Bipolar Disorder
Psychosis
Pica
Avoidant Personality Disorder
Imposter Syndrome
Lesbianism
Syncope
Oat allergy
Diabetus
Borderline personality disorder
Mythomania
Lead poisoning
Crohn's disease
Arthritis

Did i miss something? Poor Gura, must be hard to be that sick :(

>>88536214
Yeah, not anymore. I guess.

>>88536281
Nta. I’ve never been selected and I’m around 30. I think it’s a lottery system. Apparently it’s easy to get out of if you just tell them you’re racist and sexist.

>>88536569
Or just tell them you will vote "guilty" no matter what even before the trial

>>88536023
>calls his supposed oshi a lying whore because she didn't stream while dealing with a bad case of depression
Honestly I won't even be surprised if this an actual schizo fan considering how many genuinely mentally ill "people" there are in this hobby.

Sex with a fembud.

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

i love gurass

>>88536569
I've heard that it's surprisingly easy to get out of it too, even though it's huge crime to avoid jury duty apparently.
If I ever get selected I'll just tell them that I'm mentally unstable and explain to them in detail that I'm actually married to a cute shark girl from Atlantis.

>>88536882
i ignored the three summons i got and they didn’t do anything to me.

Which Gura spooktober stream was your favorite this year?

>>88536961
can't they jail you or something for not attending?

>>88537011
Go back

>>88535703
Gura is ugly though?

>>88537123
yeah, but they didn’t. it’s such a waste of time and resource when they can just find someone else.

>>88536710
I think you're stupid if you actually believe her depression, which she has never said she has, prevented her from streaming for over a year.
There is no excuse she could make that would make these last two years make sense and make be believe she wasn't just a liar that ran off with everyone's money to spend time with people she actually enjoys being around. She's a heartless, horrible person that lied to everyone and is too much of a coward to just admit she hates streaming and her fans.

>>88535277
I thought big money would change anyone, but Gura truly is special

>>88537198
man what the fuck happened to blue horizon, it's been over a year now

Is Gura still the same same desu?

>>88537442
No.

>>88537314
I'm sorry for your mental illness, sis. It probably won't get better.

>>88537314
she doesn't owe you anything
by not saying anything she isn't lying to you
the word "whore" has no power here since a lot of hololive girls are confirmed whores

get it through your thick skull already

Apparently another way to get out of jury duty is to tell the judge you’re aware of “Jury Nullification”. But I don’t understand why exactly.

>>88537209
That's right, the district attorney chooses who to prosecute, so nothing is a crime if that choice is never made. You also can't sue a district attorney for not prosecuting a criminal, although you can seek a special prosecutor.

>>88537209
Ummm. Chumbie…are you sure you don’t have a warrant for your arrest?

>>88537442
She stopped playing Blue Horizon because she knows she isn't anymore.

Don't really understand why it's so hard for chumbuds to understand that she has health issues when she literally told you that she went to a doctor and got diagnosed with something bad and after that went on an official health hiatus.
Just because she doesn't constantly talk about her health and milks it like the ironlung doesn't mean that she's healthy.

Everything I know about jury duty is from tv shows, movies, and Ace Attorney.

>>88537585
Sorry, but that's not how this works. Lying through omission is still lying.
She called herself an idol. She said we were important to her.
She lied. And now she doesn't belong in hololive anymore.

>>88537331

>>88537734
No she stopped using Blue Horizon because whoever mixed it should be killed and Dudul did a shitty job animating it. At least he redeemed himself with lolikami.

>>88537591
Well, I guess it just means you're aware that you're allowed to return any verdict you want regardless of what evidence suggests, which does not make for a good juror.

>>88537585

>>88537847
She's way more of an idol than whoever your oshi is, nijinog/phasecuck/whatever brand of subhuman you are.

>>88537555
You can deny it all you want.
She still won't stream.
She still won't ever go back to being like she was in 2020-2022.
She still won't ever care about her chumbuds again.

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

>>88537980
No I'm pretty sure she'll stream after her health gets better unless you're implying that she's dead or gonna graduate in which case you're really are a schizo. Continue seething.

>>88537847
still far far better than lying through words like Fuwamoco did
god it's so satisfying seeing the two bitches overwork themselves only for them to lose to Kiara's numbers

>>88537797
If that were true, she would have mentioned it, not because she wants to exploit it, but because she wouldn't want chumbies to think she stopped caring about them.
But Gura has never cared about what her fans think. And she's never cared about what her fans think because her fans don't mean anything to her.

This has been a weird day, even for ggg's standard

So many fembuds in denial.

>>88537967
My oshi is Gura. Or at least it was Gura. I've already explained this.

Are these guys still fighting in here? I haven't read much of it, but no matter how hard you try to convince the other rando is wrong, neither of you have any interest on changing your stance on whatever the topic is about. This will never end.

>>88538224
Bro I literally told you that she talked about going to a doctor and getting diagnosed with something, on top of her saying that her health went to shit again last month.
Is this an actual fucking bot? What the fuck?

>>88538100
Her health is fine.
She doesn't stream because she doesn't have to.
She chooses not to stream because spending time with her fans isn't important to her.

>>88538338
Sure, sis. Mind providing proof?

>>88538137
Your probing is never going to work. I can see right through it. Gura was my oshi. I don't know why you can't accept that.

>>88538573
So why are you here seething instead of watching whoever your new oshi is?

>>88538362
it's just hotwheels and someone else pretending to 'defend' her very badly, as usual
going on a bit longer than usual though

>rake up leaves yesterday
>more leaves today

will goob play it?

>>88538827
where do they come from?

>>88538393
The doctor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_obeR1OIm8

I love the smell of dying leaves...
It's kind of weird that the smell of death that completely surrounds my home this time of year is actually comforting.
What's up with that anyway? Many people love this smell.

A verb is a person, place, or thing?

>>88538393
She went to a doctor and took two months off in December 2022 and January 2023. Then, at the end of January, she said she was healthy enough to travel to and live in Japan for three months. She was going to tell us what the issue was, but then decided against it because it was embarrassing.
Gura never once said she has or was diagnosed with a chronic health condition. You assumed she did because it’s convenient to spare yourself from your own feelings. You assumed she did because it allows you to continue living in the comfort of a fantasy where you still mean something to her. In your fantasy, Gura's unable to stream despite wanting to, instead of reality, where she simply chooses not to.

>>88538735
I don't have a new oshi.

>>88538964
Did they nerf the booby sizes or was it always like that?

>>88539441
nta, but I also remember their booba to be bigger in the show

Technically a verb is a thing right? So by definition, that means verbs are actually a subset of nouns…right?

>>88539259
Wait am I going back to elementary school?
Um that's a noun you're describing, a verb is an action?

>>88539278
Your legs don't work

>>88538255
I want to change Gura's diapers.

>>88538393
Wouldn't surprise me and there is evidence of that. Bots always go in a circle.

>>88539365
So you don't watch vtubers yet you spend all day shitposting on /vt/ and seething?

>>88539278
Yep it's funny how she's well enough to go on a camping trip with family and stream when Ame leaving but couldn't do the anniversary

>>88539474
Didn’t Gura start seething at this artist and ended up unfollowing him?

>>88539857
Still follows him, don't think she notices or cares

>>88539857
No, she's not a petty cunt like you are, renpc. Go groom your 2view whores.

>>88539786
nta, but you don’t need to oshi someone to enjoy watching them

>>88539846
Her camping trip was before her health got worse and during collabs with Ame she sounded obviously sick. Disingenuous post.

>>88539857
Mori and Ame both deleted his assets out of their setups, like the very next day.

>>88539536
Wrong bogeyman.

>>88539846
camping trip?

Chumbies English is my first language and basically my only language and I feel like I need to relearn it...
I was so much better at talking and writing in school when I actually was forced to keep those parts strong.

>>88539786
Gura ruined hololive for me. It was the last thing that gave me any joy.

>>88540076
And he got blacklisted by Cover too and is still mad about it. What a retard lmao.

>>88540137
greychama...

>>88540161
me fail english? that's unpossible...

>>88540171
I doubt you watched a single Hololive stream in your life, sis. But if it's true then the rope is always there for you. If nothing in your life gives you joy you should just kill yourself and stop suffering.

Day 2.

Why is Sephiroth want to be the bad guy?

I love Gura and no amount of larping will change that

>>88540252
he was a correct retard, unfortunately

>>88537679
Haven't seen a cop outside in literal years, I think they might be extinct
Maybe I should start dealing drugs

>>88540551
Go away renpc

>>88540648
he's off trying to groom I don't even know who now, it was neppie last year
he was still both correct about how movie may was gonna end and that she was gonna take off again after she came back

>>88540648
still his cunny art is quite good when it's not shondo art.

>>88539857
>>88540076
He did nothing wrong. Mori and Ame are whores for expecting Gura's fans to just take being treated like cucks and left in the dark for months with no explanation. And they're also complete hypocrites because they would never treat their own fans the way Gura does. Especially Mori. But they just expect total loyalty and faith in Gura ftom her fans, even though they know why Gura doesn't stream and we don't.

>>88540378
I've watched hololive since January 2020.
I know more about hololive than you do.
I've watched way more streams than you have.

>>88540935
he gave ame weirdo vibes so everyone cut him off, then she moved to an indie vtuber he tried to groom with art then moved to another one and so he goes again and again.
his british ass just can't help himself from trying to groom indies.

Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.

>>88540935
Gura is still not a petty bitch no matter how many times you try to suck this B-grade artist's cock

>>88540935
Very cool renpc, shouldn't you be grooming your schizophrenic 2view whore? Taking a break from being a creep to seethe at Hololive again?

>>88541103
>then he*¨movied to an indie

>>88540161
You should try reading some books too chumbie.

Trailer Park Boys apparently has their own chips, I stumbled across them when I was in town, I picked up a bag of "Dirty Burger" and "Dressed All Over"
Dirty Burger tastes pretty mustardy which makes sense, I didn't like it at first but I really started to enjoy them the more I kept eating them.
Dressed All Over doesn't taste that much different from All Dressed, which is fine, I love all dressed chips.
I'm only disappointed that I didn't see a "Sweet And Power" flavor.
Well that was my chip review, thank you for reading.

>>88541329
appreciate it chipsbud.

>>88541091
Oh so you're a dogfucker, your Gura seethe makes sense then. Back to /jp/

>>88541329
Hmmm. Interesting convention having the noun “dirty” in its title for a food product. Thank you for sharing, chipbud.

>>88541103
I suppose, but that's not why they dropped him. They very obviously dropped him because he was upset with how Gura lied about movie may and wouldn't tell us why or communicate at all. He was completely justified in feeling that way and voicing that in a humorous way through his art. The way that he was dropped by the rest of Cover and how Gura forced him to oshihen by never working with him again is why no one speaks up about the way Gura treats us. Everyone is afraid of becoming the next RenPC in her eyes. Because she doesn't want criticism, even as as a joke in artwork. She lied about that too.

dogfuckbud is back?

>>88541626
See
>>88541188

>>88541626
>They very obviously dropped him because he was upset with how Gura lied about...
stopped reading there, that's some retarded headcanon you got there i won't bother entertaining.

>>88541672
it's not a bud
its a janny that's been obsessed about us for years

>>88541746
Lmao. Gura even mocked herself about how she lied about movie may.
You aren't a chumbud. You don't evwn watch streams.

>>88541868
ESL

>>88541531
When Gura debuted, I fell in love with her.
JP holos are nice, but she ruined them for me too.

Schizo defending that waste of space groomer is a new angle I guess.

>>88541868
seethe about it monkey.

>>88541704
>>88541188
I sincerely doubt he's been here in years.

What da chumbies up to this evening?

>>88542159
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>88542074
This is insulting to Ayame, and she's a proven lying whore.

>>88542112
Are you kidding me? /vt/ is a perfect place to find new underaged grooming targets

>>88542159
helm chart yaml 'engineering'

>>88542112
Lies, you are here all the time, grudging on Gura 1 year later, pathetic

>>88542199
don't you just say, renpc
you would know better than anyone in here.

>>88542199
I think you're confusing 4chan with discord.
4chan is anonymous. The underaged aren't even supposed to be posting here, whereas discord encourages them to become friends with adults.

>>88542159
Reading more of the bible

>>88541329
Stupid sexy Julian and his sexy black t-shirt... He's looking as good as ever.

>>88542370
she looks smart but her head is empty.

>>88542194
I know you guys are not allowed to talk about EN on /jp/. Go post some more about how horrible hololJP is, I love all the infighting

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>88542370
Doesn't this picture of her just look like she is begging to be given a dirty sanchez?

>>88542194
I don't think your mother is Ayame

>>88542301
What's actually pathetic is your deduction abilities and your search for new bogeymen.
I am much, much smarter than RenPC.

>>88542159
I might stop browsing threads and play some Elden Ring.

cumbutts haha

>>88542510
Venom status?

>>88542510
Anyone who claim they are smart is the dumbest amoeba like creature, every god darn time, i have 90 years worth of empirical data pointing to the fact that you are by far the biggest mongoloid on this entire board, goodbye

>>88542429
ye

>>88542429
Oui oui mister

Shondofags seethe about Gura all the time for some reason. There's another one called neonswaglordchen that seethes about her constantly. Dude also writes weird fetish fanfiction online if you care enough to look him up.

>>88542159
dominating the galaxy with a swarm of colossal hermit crabs, huge parasitic worms, space whales, amoeba looking things and living crystals

>Losing in the first inning
GURA CURSE
GRADUATION SOON

>>88543062
sex
would

>>88539857
>Didn’t Gura start seething
No you fucking tourist

>>88542999
I think Shondo is cute

>>88543103
flaherty is poopoo

>>88542999
Shondofags seethe at Fauna and that extends to Gura. Though I doubt there are any shondofags here, just the usual off his meds schizo

>>88543132
ew, wouldn't

>>88542999
Ironic since CC has been extremely nice to Gura

>>88543132
Opossum are cute

>>88542420
>I know you guys are not allowed to talk about EN on /jp/.
That's not true. I don't go there too often anymore, but people post there about EN too. But there's a bunch of people there that hate EN and they get really angry when anyone talks about them.
It's very, very funny because it's only a few chinese schizos and they get progressively angrier and angrier and end up getting banned by the mods, who have specifically said EN was allowed in the past.
One of them just posts sad fubuki whenever people start talking about EN and then he gets instantly banned for ban evading. You guys would probably fit in pretty well since that shithole has been completely overrun with schizos and ritual posters.

>>88543534
rubrubrub

What are the chumbies up to tonight?

I'm in a dino mood

>>88543498
I want to learn more board culture

>>88542913

>>88542630
I think it been taking over some holomen lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcn5FGxJH30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cAocVBklag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVaygPBn814

>>88543726
Right now I'm reading the bible

>>88542758
You don't think you're smarter than Gura?

>>88543726
Sillymax in here and then fall asleep.

has anyone checked Gura's tiktok? what if she's been uploading there daily

>>88543190
I think Fauna and Shondo said they made up.

I've always dreamed of owning an exotic pet, mostly one of those "domesticated" foxes. They're so goddamn cute! But I realize that they're a lot to deal with and not really worth the effort.
It's just a pipedream that I sometimes think about. I'll just occasionally watch youtube videos about them.

>>88543945
it would have been spammed everywhere

>>88543782
There's a chumbud there in /hlg/ that always tries to snipe the last post with
>Gura olev
He's oftentimes successful.

>>88543114
Anon, that's literally just a cat with a hood...

>>88544241
No, it is Gura in a cat onsie

>>88543978
i want a bat. those little fuckers are cool

>>88543978
Foxes are cool. I really want a blue tongued skink

>>88543726
watchin a vod

>>88543782
Sometimes when someone is right and smug about something, people post this pic of Fauna. The antis call her "green turd", but a bunch of anons reply with a pic of a holo doing a dogeza and write:
>Mama!

>>88544579
Like a fruit bat? Those little things have cute faces that look like doggos.

Wife soon?

i think dudul is to gura what seafoam is to ame. i am expecting similar things. also, the fact that she is active again is telling.

>>88544809
Not till next year.

>>88544755
yup, those ones

>>88544968
Who?

Any good news? Is she eating well? Gassy? Does she unfurl her stomach flaps while showering?

Goobinating.

Shiori is using a loli halloween model.

People are really passionate about pizza huh

>>88545780
1) Who cares
2) She's using a chibi, not loli, learn the difference

>>88545380
You'd think that someone who spends so much time on her back would be pretty fat, right? Unfortunately for you, she's doing a lot to burn all those calories.

>5-0 on 3rd
What happened to the Gura blessing?

>>88546003
She said she wanted uppies, it walks and skips like a little girl, and she's completely flat. Chibi and SD models usually retain boobs when the normal design has boobs.
Also, it's cute.

>>88546160
The blessing goes away when she does something sinful. So I guess we know what she's doing tonight.

>>88545931
Did someone mention pizza?

Day 2.

Have any chumbies watched the new Joker movie? I heard he gets rape corrected.

hehe, get spooked >:3

>>88545780
its the same model shes been using for months you spaz

>>88546641
No. The pumpkin is new.

>>88546522
I didn't watch, but yes he did, the movie makers didn't expected people to resonate with the mc, so to spite them they destroyed him with this humiliation ritual

Oh so that's what it is. There's that baseball game happening and there's that serious looking in text sort of sports banter happening in here. Where everyone gets way too angry.

Is her Mordhaou stream worth watching?

>>88547087
sure, i think thats the one where the 'your oshis a whore' soundpost is from

is Gura a holoweeny?

Does the MLB fix their games?

>>88544622
Lizardbud? Yeah they seem cool. I personally want a small furry animal. Something like Pekora's faging monkey might work for me since they're apparently nocturnal and so am I. It could work out with my work hours, but I don't know if they're okay with being left alone for 12~ hours at a time.
I need to do more research on possible pets.

>>88541393

>>88547570
She always falls back to self-deprecating humor whenever she feels guilty about something.
She also called herself a whore with the "hor hor hor" in the title of the FNAF stream.
She feels bad that she made people think she was pure.

That is some shit tier bait.

larpchama is too busy being an armchair doctor to look up a meme

>>88548375
Has anyone noticed that phonetically, “Biboo” is the reverse of “Boobie”

I think the shitposters have used up all they have.

Shitposting aside I'm pretty sure Gura is a virgin

>>88548126
Yeah. Bush babies look like they are difficult to take care of though

>>88548099
No. Gura lost them the game by being a whore.

>88549134
no fuckign negro i meant this
https://youtu.be/BRWGlvQrJW4?t=736

>>88550032

>>88549861
I beg to differ

>>88550461
why does gura always have the dick when it comes to holo on holo

>>88550461
Shion is graduating

THANK YOU GURA

>>88550930
Because shippers are trannies and dykes and Gura is butch now because she said she cut her hair and doesn't want long hair anymore.

>>88551300

>>88551183
You should generate a dino on one of these.

>>88548126
How about ferrets chumbie? They look fun

>>88551542
NTA, but ferrets smell really bad. They're not called MUSTelids for nothing.

>>88548126
Get a African bullfrog

>>88551863
God I love frogs. I simp for a frog youtube channel, even

>>88551183
I love these little goobers

>>88551863
African bullfrogs are cool too. They look like they eat a lot though

Is cockatielbud around? I've also considered having a bird pet. I want a crow that remembers and protects me and sees me as one of their own.
Instead of calling for a murder that shits on my car and caws at my bedroom window for a while because I nearly ran over a few of them on the road while I was driving home from work one early morning.

>>88552015
Sorry, but she's too busy baking one of these tonight.

>>88550930
Sharks have 2 penises

>>88552325
Actually, sharks don't even have one.

>>88552427
Right, next you'll tell me Cows don't predict hurricanes.

>Check score
>Doyers came back and tied on 5th
I KNEEL

>>88552427
Yes they do they dual phimotic futa shark cocks

>>88552236
I'm here. I don't know if you should ask advice from me. My cockatiels don't like me much.

>>88552668
Nice. It was looking bad for a while there

>>88552668
GURAAAAAAAAAA

>>88551127
Didn't she say in a recent stream that her hair is really long now?

>>88553076
she did, that it got so long it hurts because it's heavy and tugging on her scalp and I imagine it probably sometimes gets stuck on things

>>88552756
Really? are cockatiels not actually very friendly with humans? Why did we decide to keep them as pets?

>>88553279
They are friendly if they grew up hand tamed by humans. I took these guys in from family and they didn't get hand tamed cockatiels. They are slowly getting used to me though

my wife

There's so much shitposting happening here. Should I just watch that dodgers game? anyone have a stream link?

>>88552236
I'm not cockatielbud, but crows and ravens are scavengers so they don't make good pets, anon. There are many other birds that speak though.

There are ones that can repeat human speech like
Regular Parrots
Macaws
Cockatoos
Myna birds
Starlings

And ones that just repeat noises like
Cockatiels
Budgerigars
Parakeets

Most birds live for a very long time though, so they're a huge commitment. Parrots, Macaws, and Cockatoos all live around 80 years.

>>88553076
>>88553197
During their off-colab Ame hinted that gura cut her hair really short and then Gura told her to shut up about it.

>>88553680
Sometimes I like looking at the google scoreboard. It seems pretty good at following the game

>>88553989
that was like 2 years ago

>>88553989
She was talking about Gura’s bush, retard

>>88553705
Thanks, bird expert. I just think it would be amazing to have a murder of crows recognize me as a part of their family, and someone they can trust.

>>88554116

>>88543726
I'm playing wc3 customs.

I wish to one day be raised by wolves

>>88543726
finding out how OP the beastmaster hivemind synergy is in Stellaris

>>88553279
They seem friendly
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QuEdmCvioDw
https://youtube.com/shorts/Ic0pzu_r4ZE

>>88543726
watchin a jerboa

What happens when Gura fishes a Gura shark?

>>88554771
chat is this real?

>>88554621
The way that some birds are able to mimic human speech will never not amaze me.

>>88554621
These cockatiels sing really well. Meanwhile mine sings like a squeaky monkey

>>88555017
There's probably a way to train them, but I have no idea.

>>88554582

>>88555131
Maybe you have to give them spankings

Gura stream

>>88555363
too many halloween beach parties to go to, sorry

>>88555363
in my mouth

>>88551780
They do seem pretty musty

buds, why did vanilla ice fall off despite his off his looks and drip?
shouldn't have he been the model white youth have followed?
what went wrong in 1991, jesas

Gura on shiori's stream

>>88555588
Digits of truth. Gura is a party-going whore.

>>88555218
it's 50 years into the game, I already have 60k fleet power, and I'm not even using half my fleet capacity(the more specimens I have in my vivarium the more fleet capacity I get) this is insane and it looks like I can rez some of my ships when they die

>>88555893
digits of lie you mean

>>88555734
Ice ice baby is the best version of the song. It dunks bohemian rapcity or however you spell that queer shit the original was called.

>>88556007
No. Not my post. The one I was replying to.

>>88556000
Very cool, desu ne. You sound like you’re the Overlord of Stellaris

>>88556130
>bohemian rapcity
under pressure by queen and david bowie

>>88556130
damn right

>>88556313
Eeeek!

A Halloween party would explain why it's day 2. I bet tomorrow will be day 3.

>>88556313
you're gay, we know

>>88556465
Hæh?

I'm falling down a rabbit hole about birds and why some of them can speak, they're so cool. This is the same type of shit Gura is into.

Are they really doing the "she's out having a halloween party and slutting it up" thing again? Good lord. I new it was coming, but I tried to give our shitposters a chance.

>>88557275
Just hide his posts chumbie

>Sigurð took Fafnir's heart and cooked it on a spit. When he thought that it was fully cooked, and the blood foamed out of the heart, then he tried it with his finger to see whether it was fully cooked. He burned his finger, and put it in his mouth. But when Fafnir's heart's-blood came on his tongue, he understood the speech of birds. He heard nut-hatches chattering in the thickets.

>>88557275
They just use the same rhetoric over and over again with different nouns.

>>88557275
Halloween beach party, actually.

Gura is slutting it up for me

>>88557275
What else would she be doing on Halloween? Why can't she stream? It's because she's hanging out somewhere.

>>88557850
What are you doing on Halloween, anon?

>>88557632
yeah that sounds like her, a halloween beach party is much more likely than her eating a snickers while doomscrolling or something

Halloween isn't a family holiday, anon. And she's definitely not spending the halloween, one of her favorite holidays, alone.

>the halloween

>>88557275
>new

>gummy bears

>>88557446
I'm pretty excited to start reading the poetic edda. Seems like theres a lot of norse lore in it

>>88558021
Yeah, I meant *the entirety of Halloween.

I don't spend halloween alone because I keep having to give out candy to kids that keep showing up at my door.

>>88558329
I think halloween died in my neighborhood. Everyone seems to go to the rich part of town to get candy these days

>>88558279
lmao, I can hear this gif

>>88536023
It all started in May of 2022. Not 2023

>>88556595
Some retarded larp of his.

>>88558618

GURA SAVES THE DODGERS AGAIN

Please shitposters, get your schizo larps straight.

There was a cute animated Gura in Shiori's vr stream but I'm too lazy to screenshot it

The fact they think Gura is a party girl tells me they don't actually know a damn thing about her.

>>88558732
did doyers wonnered?

Woah dodgers are back in the lead

>>88558329
in my area kids don't come trick or treating if the lights in your pumpkins are off

Remember, this all started in May of 2022. It went downhill from there. That's when Gura took break because she was moving, then when she came back, she changed it to house. And also dropped schedules at that time except for 1 for her birthday week.

the larper didn't realize when he started obsessing over us in 2021 that he'd essentially signed up for an unpaid job with no end date or days off

>>88558066
*knew
Please don't call me out like that. But thank you for correcting me.

>>88558609
Yes, but it wasn't unbearable until late 2023.
Also, she changed in July 2021, when she disappeared for a week for the first time and showed back up with a cat and wouldn't talk about what she did and wouldn't talk about the cat at all.
She stopped doing intimate streams after that and only resumed with the christmas wrapping stream where she wrapped presents for her parents, her brother and... her "parents". It was the christmas she lied about not knowing her parents were coming over even though she wrapped the presents a day before and matched the wrapping paper with her own tree.
And then when she got back she said she beat everyone at mario party and when asked who played, she said it was only her brother and her mom and said there wasn't an AI player.
In other words, there was another person there that she didn't talk about and was hiding for some reason.

>>88558801
There are different sizes of parties. She's probably just hanging out with a few friends and her friends' boyfriends.

>>88559671
odd how you seem to speak as if you know something and then use the word probably, where have I seen this before
oh right only every fucking thread

>cherry picking
>excluding info
>lying
you'll be larping here forever trying to convince us

>>88559819
You guys need to hide more posts. Theres no point in antagonizing the schizo

>>88559899
But I like antagonizing schizobud

>>88559899
You're right but I've been here since 2020 and all this shitposter has accomplished is convincing me she's a virgin. So I'll leave it at that.

>>88559819
She clearly lied about not knowing her parents were coming to visit.
She decided to do a christmas wrapping stream where she wrapped gifts for her parents.
Her parents would have never gotten them in time.
She couldn't drive.
She wanted the wrapping to match the tree so that they would look good under HER tree.
Her parents wouldn't have surprised her because you don't do that to a women because you don't want to embarrass them in case they're on their period or are low on toilet paper or their house is a mess and their panties are all over the floor and have mold in their sink.
She said she cleaned her house during the stream. She was expecting guests.

You can debate why she didn't want to tell us, maybe she was paranoid and thought fans would fillow her parents to her, but it's undeniable that Gura lied when she told us she would spend Christmas with us.
And she hasn't spent a single one with us since, unlike every other girl in hololive.
She's a lying wjore and you're a fool.

>>88560468
See
>>88559819