/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Attention!
No SEX with little girls allowed beyond this post!

I better get a whole mahjong set while trick or treating

I'm in the OP!

>>88436431
You finally made the big time

Miko is finally living up to his character

>>88436605

I saved this baby for a future bake as well.

>>88436638

>>88436731
That's what you get for not partaking in anal play like a normal person.

I probably shouldn't have drank that so fast...

dora
YON
O
N

why would you cut any honors or manzu...

I was supposed to go to the combini today, but I guess I'll go tomorrow

I'm calling collusion

>>88437497
I don't defend in friendlies

How much did the fox pay you

>>88437625
Hello?

>>88437628
there's not defending and then there's suicide

>>88437739
if i die, i die

dora
GO
O

The dama

>>88438423
I needed to save my 1000 points...

I shall take refuge here until /mjg/ makes up their mind on which thread is the canonical thread

>>88438498
it's the last one made because he was enough of a based retard to bake

skip tsumo and let me farm my infinite renchans

>90 fu
Lmao, well jonged

I'd never skip a furiten tsumo, that's bad karma

I'm going to Alice

evens - build my dresser
odds - build my simrig
0 - jack off

>>88439647
Good, Good!

Moco doing commentary eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElAt33kbyss

>>88439733
I really don't want to put this dusty pos back toghether...

>>88439849
Does such a contraption improve your mahjong? Do I need to step up my game?

0 and I no friendly november

>>88440210
>>88440254
Good job

>>88440388
What are you smiling about? The koko couch just lost its best yakuman deal in slut for the next month

What are you going to do for an entire month of no jong? You're gonna miss the collab

I'm going home

i can't believe shiroko is fucking dead

evens - Friendly Only November
odds - Nurburgring Only November
0 - NFN

>>88441937
see you in 3 days

>m-league hours

it's going to take weeks to get used to racing in vr again

>>88436396
Whats the point of mahjong if you can’t have sex with little girls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBffuuzpyeQ
Mahjong with Hana!

>>88449351
>name is Hana
>doesn't play Hanna

>>88449997

>>88450118

>anon stole my Sara zzZz emote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGAac4meetc
Mahjong with Gomory!

>>88442564
Why is femanon reporting our only good
poster?

>>88454823
She's jealous because no man has ever handled her in that way.
/jong/ has the weakest femanons and they will never groom their perfect husbands.

i can't move layers in photopea using my drawing tablet i have to switch to my mouse >:c

Nya

>>88455310
use krita instead

>>88458723
I love krita. It's my favorite program to resize images into thumbnail size before drawing red arrows on them.

Khubie and Mitchie Soren are collabing

Khubie stream: https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
https://youtu.be/DOzssJT23X8

Mitchie stream: https://www.twitch.tv/mitchiesoren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74L2LOPzX9Q
More mahjong with the sword saint

>>88462772
Qbs the rc shill…

>>88462772
they're playing friendlies, you'll be nice right anon?

Nyagooey

Jong, you are mandated to absolutely destroy any streamer playing friendlies. Why? Because you owe it to the streamer to do your absolute best.

you're supposed to be a jobber to make the streamer happy

>>88466953
That's how you end up with streamers like Pippa who think they're good at mahjong.

>>88466790
I'm not falling for that, I sniped 10ma in ranked and she ragequit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rer3lPgzVxk
She actually changed from her clash royale to mahjong...

satisfy your ego but make streamers quite or jobb and keep it alive, which way jonger?

Im a trophy hunter, anybody wwith a name worth knowing is simply prey to me

I will post in his memory

i missed the jonging

evens - nordschleife
odds - akagi downhill
0 - random

I didn't pull the sheep but bought the skin anyways

>>88471306

>>88471306
SAAR DO NOT REDEEM!

>>88471306
you'll get the sheep eventually but skins are only rerun once so good job

My life is in shambles

>>88472832
welcome to the club

Hello Cynthia~

>>88473635
no...

>>88475154
your response to "hello" is "no"?
no wonder you have no friends

>>88475389
no.. he posted the wrong version of the image

>>88473635
I hope I'm in that image too one day...

>not in the image
okay jong

>>88475792
Yeah...one day {;_;}

>>88473635
Hi hi

blue hag. jong. now. please?

Majsoul Friends Room 91429(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=91429

shapeshifter-kun... how long have you been playing mahjong soul?

2/4 btw

where is everyone?

3/4 ;(

I'm at work.

I should have clicked join

and i'm leaving tongo to work :/

i guess i should just grind ranked until i get to expert... started btw

>>88477868
Stream it.

no

>>88478928
:<

>>88479054
idk how

>>88479176
1. install OBS, its free
2. link to youtube account
3. mess around in settings
4. hit go live

What if I stream on twitch?

>>88479400
link it to your twitch account then

>>88479400
Download obs, make account, get streamkey, settings again while inputting stream key, then hit go live

>>88479400
That would actually be faster because YouTube makes you wait 24 hours before letting you go live the first time.

>>88477290
WJ

well jonged! my first win in ages!

>>88481861
Me when I’m manifesting the last deal in tile

I am the unluckiest mahjong player alive.

>>88483990
post proof

>>88483990
are you trying to get an innocent /mjg/ banana branded or did you pass him on the amae unlucky leaderboard

You're not going to derank AGAIN are you an-on~~?

you opponents are retarded

Jong
I miss Pippa uuuuuu
https://youtu.be/2vh_mde6HQw

>>88485721
>red hag
>no red hag in video

why does blue hag keep avoiding me?

>>88486162
pink hag, red hag, same thing

>>88486162
>I used the wrong one
Fuck, my PC refuses to load icons since waking up so I was working blind and angry

>>88486325
check your c drive, if it's full/near full it won't load icon cache

you forgot to take your meds again, blue hag isn't real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYXH1Sg-FH0

Ninner has her breasts out and is luckshitting. very sleepy

>>88488985
UUUuuu

>>88490371
she has disappeared for unknown reasons

i hate meds. i know blue hag is real.

bunbuns sex skin looks like batatvideogames

>>88491933
Who?

someone post THAT catbox

wish i was jongin rn

>>88492349
moriko kyoho of girls fuck cocks https://x.com/BatAtVideoGames

>>88492847
Sorry, I meant who was bunbun.

>>88493041
bunbun

sittin in car, decide to log into mjs to get daily jade. get jump scared by yuzu login blog at full blast through Bluetooth

blessed

>>88493155
Yuzus blessings upon thee faithful anon

>let me in your car anon

The cylinder 4 mod in my car is leaking

you reminded me that one of the car talk hosts died and now I'm going to binge relisten to it

Matatabi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aSAHmp76yc

>>88490371
the BITCH just hit DAISUUSHI as DEALER!!!

>>88496061
cow

>>88492760
https://mjgbooru.com/post/5589

(「•ω•)「

>>88497955
I meant the bat one

>>88497996
Whats the bat one? (´⊙ω⊙`)

>>88497955
Are you telling me w*men play this game?!?!

>>88498280
No, just fags.

>>88497996
https://files.catbox.moe/mobj99.mp4

evens - do nothing
odds - do nothing
0 - sheep 10 pull

Hey anon! Earth to anon! It's your turn.

no it isn't

To do what

>>88498280
at least one of those toys is specifically shaped to stimulate an organ only males have in the butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxQwiidUadQ
Reid still jongin'

Thread death approaches

I baked mjg sorry

wish i was jongin rn

>>88504689
you can always play ranked...

>>88504707
I'm not home.

>>88504744
just play mahjong in your mind then

>>88504765
Ok.

I just dealt into a dama pinfu in my mind

I log reviewed my deranking mind game and all of my wait was in the deadwall

maybe you wait sucked, what were you in tenpai for

14p riichi nomi, I needed ura

I just furiten double rii'd a chiihou and dealt into a dama chiitoi on my 4th discard in my mind hanchan

hope you got shadowrealm'd

I can't visualize the mahjong...I have no internal monologue...

I'm out in the bush getting bitten by ants while people in vests keep giving conflicting orders on where to stand. My feet hurt.

>>88505088
maybe you can play it as a text adventure

E1 I'm dealer. I discard aka 5s.
I emote.

>>88505407
I tsumo a chiihou

wj

You didn't roll your dice

you didn't flip the dora

I go to draw my tile, my arm locks up and I knock over the entire wall. I chombo

I go to swap my wall with the one I stacked during shuffling, you discard a 9m
Ron, chuuren poutou

Jong is bad for you

so is alcohol, but I'm still drinking

Im so fucking tired someone come hit me with a mallet so I fall asleep

>>88510291
Okay but you have to hit me first so in an sleep

I can*

No time for sleep.
Just Hana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezEAFpG3fc4

>>88510356
Odds i watch hana
Evens i dont watch hana
0 i shove my face between her legs and domesticate her with multiple orgasms

odds I go to sleep
evens I go to sleep
0 I go to sleep
00 I kill myself

>>88510670

>>88510670
gud nai

Gari still live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooKODmysqas

Does anyone else just ejaculate when they get a rinshan?

Nyaa~~

>~~

i hate being a wagie, i wish i could just jong all day

>>88518582
Why do you replace suffering with more suffering?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PEw2hz6NNw
Mahjong!

>>88519638
The tier list goes, from most to least suffering
Wagie (retail)
Wagie (other)
Dead by Daylight
Mahjong

>>88522272
>pisses in your bed while you're asleep without waking you up
Nothing personal, kid.

Someone should stream.
Like (You).

0 go live
1-9 go sleep

If I just like vtuber music am I allowed in /jong/?

>>88525673
like half the people here don't watch vtubers at all

>>88525673
what's your favorite song?

>>88525673
Yeah, who's going to stop you?

>>88525729
I like all the Taku Inoue stuff, suisei, pekomiko, and this one is pretty cool https://soundcloud.com/v8schwester/shiny-smily-story-411-j-core-bootleg

>>88525972
good taste, I was already following that soundcloud and have a bunch of taku inoue im@s songs on my flow playlist

>Pippa said she wanted to jong with chinchilla on the kudoboard last night
will she finally show up to chinchilla's viewer games tonight

>>88525591
Maybe tomorrow I plan on soft debuting my new model as long as I complete it tonight

Why do I need youtube to tell me that Nina got a yakuman ealier?

>>88528911
because you didn't read >>88496061

>>88528911
Because you didn't backread.

Oh, I didn't search for the right term. Should've looked for "bitch" and not "nina" or "yakuman"

>>88528984
"Cow" would have gotten you there too, just one post down.
I'll make sure to refer to Nina as the cow bitch whore slut just to cover the words that apply to all women.

>>88529437

(「•ω•)「

Okay I admit, I'm addicted to watching Nina lose, shes the only streamer I watch

>>88529793
Good niina makes cute noises when she loses and shows off her slutty cleavage. Really shes the optimal mahjong streamer.

>>88530131
>slutty cleavage
We can go... bigger...

Nina needs to step up her game.

>>88530442
Bigger...

>>88530770
How big do you need your mahjongs to be?

>>88531028
the bigger the breasts, the higher the rank. pippa and khubie are completely flat, so they suck at mahjong.

skill is stored in the heart

>>88532001
So the heart DOES make boobies big!!!

Flat chested femanon should post her bare, flat tits next to her mahjong stats to prove us all wrong.

Yeah that would show me and I would start thinking about women as human beings with thoughts and feelings worth listening to.

I can't post my tits, but I could post my 250 pound beer belly

>>88533011
Do it femanon

>>88533049
I was lying

THAT UNCOUTH WHORE LIED HOW COULD SHE DO THIS SHOW US THE BELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways im going to go have sex

Yeah, with MIKOANON

>>88535768
Can you take the long way, I need a few more minutes.

>>88536010
Ok its been 12 minutes open the fucking door

>>88536713
Since you asked so rudely, no.

Fine I’ll just sit here and goon on your front porch your family and friends are going to think youre a freak for letting this happen

>>88537066
You aren't on my front porch. I would've seen you there on the cams and come out to tell you to fuck off.

>>88537186
>thinks his cameras arent compromised
got some bad news for you retard

>>88537401
Alright, I'll look out the window.

>>88537401

>>88537498

Qbs twitter is so girlfailurecore

jong? with anons? i'm so tired
Majsoul Friends Room 31902(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=31902

>>88540563
The jellyjonger
I have to go out in 3 minutes so I can't...

2/4

i'm not sure if jong is reclining or if anons suddenly hate me...

Its not you, its me...

sorry can't right now i'm already playing vidya with friends

I don't want to get out of bed

>the french has friends and (You) don't

i guess right now is not a good time, i'm so sorry, loli-anon.

>>88541082
play on your phone, you wouldn't let the jellyjonger down, right anon?

>>88540563
closed

Jellyjonger machine broken

poor jongless jelly

I was going to join but nevermind

SHAKE THE KITTY

dont shake the kitty

SEX THE KITTY

doko

Majsoul Friends Room 47547(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=47547

>>88549717
started

wait this isn't a normal south game

>>88550987
?

im in furiten. again

>>88551188
Why?

>>88551319
because i'm fucking stupid and i'm tired and you keep avoiding me

didn't realize I was in china

>>88551703
??

are you hallucinating or something anon?

I think I understand why you loop now

>clown-on-clown violence
i'm so sorry, fellow clown...

>>88552673

>>88549717
wj

i won but i killed my fellow cute clown, so did i really win?

>>88549717
Well jonged

>>88553444
That jorb is jorbin

Vroom vroom
https://youtu.be/Bg6BtrBpJZ8

>>88553525
that's because it's jorbin' time please kill me

hopefully all of those baimans fixed jellyjongers mentaru

i was having a menhera moment due to personal and work reasons. losing so badly kinda gave me emotional damage. but i like playing jong with you guys. that's the only reason i'm still here.

>>88557152
This is how we get lia into mahjong

>i wake to another day of chiitoi sill being a valid yaku

lmao at that 58p wait
completely dead from the start

and then it gets dealt anyway

is it jongstalking night?

>>88559866
If you wanna watch me slowly bleed points in third I guess

>>88560118
third is the most boring result, please start doing better or worse

>>88560252
If I could start doing better I would...

do worse then

>>88560411
But I wanna rank up

>>88560490
i wanted to watch you rank up, but i have come to terms with the fact that that's not happening and you need to too

>>88560490

oh i missed pippa doing whatever she was doing
i think pippa should jong

>>88560571
Bruh...
>>88560723
I'm leaving again, you can't stop me

>>88560773
I'll come down there and gatekeep you if I have to

look at him go

Memory is learning jong

>>88562006
I hope that gets Pico back into it, she hasn't played ranked in almost 6 months

Ranked is lame and gay

>>88562249
It's good for streaming, I don't want to watch people play east games with their viewers, collabs are the best though

I don't want to watch people playing mahjong when I can play mahjong instead

i dont want to watch anyone play mahjong or play mahjong but i've yet to find an alternative

I don't want to play mahjong when I can watch people playing mahjong instead

i want to play mahjong and watch people play mahjong

i want to watch people watching people play mahjong as they lose their fucking minds at the misplays

I'm going to force you all to play in blitz rooms so you play faster

>>88563856
Blitz is foreplay, blitz+no-tip is the good stuff

>>88564011
No, this is horrible.

Why do you need tips

you need the tips, every time it's no tips you guys drop the dora super early and I refuse to believe you know it's the dora

>>88564601
i do that even with tips

>>88564601
Sakigiri

>>88564372
I don't want to think. I play for fun and stressing out over tiles is not fun.

I WILL drop dora turn 1
I WILL riichi a 0 tile wait
I WILL not be able to see genbutsu
(YOU) WILL BAKE OH FUCK OH GOD

fine but only because chinchilla is jonging soon

I won a game of blitz no tips open hand

I baked
>>88565588