/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>88480330
SNIFFFFF

Gura is a gay little girly girl

will never read
I LOVE GURA!!

Sex with a fembud.

MY Gurandma.gif

Huh, I apparently accidently saved the dino dance soundpost wrong the last time it was posted.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

For anyone who doesn't know about the gura mention by Kiara today(talking about organizing a possible Myth collab):
>Ina is not available to stream
>Mori's schedule is full
>Goobidiba I don't know......

>>88480389
This looks erotic for some reason

>>88480586

>>88480741
timestamp?

MY wife

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Doyers winnin 2-0 in the top of the first
If they win today's game they win the world series!!

>>88480976
Yankees really choked it

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>88480806
Thank you. What a cool dance though...

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>88480879
MY post

>>88480809
Looks like no one did timestamps in the comments and I'm not sitting thru a Kiara sc reading

>>88480754
Possibly because it's just the silhouette and her stance, with those hips looking extra noticeable. Everything else is left entirely up to your imagination. And your imagination is being horny.

>>88481697
so you're making shit up again, gotcha

Day 29! Give it up for day 29!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diW3LFhYj4E

>>88482070
samen

>>88482070
samen

>>88482207
I WANNA GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>88482207
YOU TRICKED ME ASSHOLE

>>88482437
NEWFAG

Wife soon?

>>88481800
You can see other people react to it on global and the Kiara stream summarizer has it. I don't care about your 0 IQ ass, just letting her others know

>>88482207
God there's just something about this nervous wreck of a womanchild... It's hard to explain.

Oh that Kiara thing is just people making it sound like more than it is again, because of course. Don't worry about it.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>88483016
i saw a clip and it's not conclusive what she's talking about. she could be upset over cover's reaction to dooby since it was something in the past few days and that changing what ame's able to be in. ame did say it was in their court whether she'd be allowed back down the line so the terms aren't clear, or at least weren't

Knife spoon!

I was saving some nice gura images from last thread and my pc crashed this must be a sign

>>88483640
spooky season

>>88483480
Nice headcanon

>>88484035

The HH and hammer feel so good in Wilds chumbies. Bonking monsters on the head is so much fun.

>>88483640
What kind of crash?
Is your PC getting old? I had a PC that I didn't replace until a couple of years ago. It wasn't prebuilt, but every component was at least 8-9 years old at that point. The amount of tricks I did to make her live without crashing upon startup was something, sometimes she lasts days before crashing. But when she did crash again I knew I was only getting closer and closer to just finally letting her go.
I miss my old PC, I treated her terribly throughout her lifetime, but she treated me so well.

>>88484307
unrelated to the post but that image reminded me of her reaction to finding a tiny jar of mayo
she just loves tiny things like an ebi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diW3LFhYj4E&t=992s

>>88484777
>she just loves tiny things
i have a chance...!

>>88485002
she loves tiny pp chumbuds, we fat fucks have a chance

>>88484777
She gets excited when she sees smaller versions of themselves. They're cute, she can relate to them, and she sometimes maybe self inserts as the bigger thing bullying them.

>>88485266
i love this moment

>>88485266
i would love to see her reaction to her firstborn and going "did i make this?" in disbelief.

>>88485445
making more tiny guras with gura T o T

>>88485445
thats how any parent feels

>>88485445
If she's not too scared of such a level of intimacy like she very well could be. I would be more than happy to join her in making this become a reality. And then we will live happily ever after.

>>88485633
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

https://files.catbox.moe/issz3s.png

gura when she sees your flaccid glizzie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diW3LFhYj4E&t=1829

https://files.catbox.moe/sf4j4k.png

I'm about to lose another gallon

https://files.catbox.moe/poogpy.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zq3k5i.png

alright i lost a gallon or two in the span of 5 minutes

>>88485916
I swear all of the "dirty" jokes she makes are no different than a 13 year old boy's jokes. Or an older girl who is mostly a shut-in that learned everything from the internet.

>>88486291
quickshot...

>>88486373
that's why it's so funny and endearing, i love her and i am marrying her

Wwyd?

>>88486606
die I guess? doesn't look like something I could win against or run away from

I made too much pasta...

>>88486939
just eat it later

I command you to love the shark.

>>88486939
Give some to the s'ghetti buds
>>88487043
Done

>>88487100
I think Ditalini is too different from s'ghetti for them...

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>88487043
You cant tell me what to do! I love her out of my own free will

>>88487043
this >>88487439

>gura gone, too sad to watch vods
>gura back, only want to watch her live
Ill never catch up

>>88487716
That's what happens to me as well. Now I remember there's a few VODs I never caught up on that probably happened over a year ago now...

>>88486479
>waving around a wiener in front of the camera, references that "glizzy" meme.
>I hope my parents aren't watching this...
She has good parents, they raised a good daughter. They don't want her doing silly "lewd" content and she was frankly never suited for it anyway.
Her dumb dirty jokes are still fine though. She never went that far and her parents are very supportive. Papa Shark is the biggest shrimp. And Mama shark is always on quick dial when Gura needs her....
I feel like I was about to go on a tangent.
Whatever have a Fansa.

>>88482437
>didn't memorize every title and thumbnail
couldn't be me

>>88487929
I do love how she's able to walk that line of making lewd jokes and teasing us, but not being overly crude and gross. It's definitely a gift.

>>88480621
>*Le touché*

Thoughts on "tootsie rolls"? I hate the amount of time I have to chew on these things and they don't even taste good.

>>88488374
they do taste good but i agree it takes a fair amount of jaw power to make it soft

this looks like some prechum type of thing

>>88488374
at least they're not fruit flavored

>>88488569
T o T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diW3LFhYj4E&t=4277

I'm looking at cars to buy again..

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>88488374
This is what I ate.
Ingredients: sugar, corn syrup, palm oil, condensed milk, cocoa, whey, onions lecithin, artificial and natural flavors.
People like this? Is the chewiness a plus? Are you supposed to spit them out like gum?

>>88489505
ye

>>88489555
it all sounds like alright as it goes for candy, beware of sugar substitutes such as aspartame

>>88488158
same desu

i am exited for the stream tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diW3LFhYj4E&t=5143

>>88489956
anon...

>>88488374
never had one

Gura's out there living her life. I know it's not comfortable, but you know I'm right when I say it's time you did too.

>>88489956

>>88490055
wait, that was 2022 holy shit i swear i thought that was last year 2023, buds i hate being old and losing track of time

>>88490119
Maybe your PC crashing saving Gura images was a sign for you to stop larping.

>>88490288
i mean some of these bots run on Pi hardware botnets so i wouldn't be surprised that was the cause.

>>88490288
it's always been a dumb shitpost angle anyways, as if streaming got in the way of 'living her life'
am I supposed to think she's taking dance classes and gardening at 8pm or something

>>88490369
>Pi hardware
anon, i'm the last person you'd want to larp about this stuff with

https://files.catbox.moe/szz7o7.png

Gura, you are my real girlfriend.

>>88490493
i just extrapolated the meme of running different ip accounts through electro domestic appliances to using simple pi computers similar to how chinese use botnets with smartphones.
to be fair it would be easier to do so with pi instances that can be controlled by less people than having physical phones.

>Gura blessing
More like the Gura curse

>>88491486
why do you think they use phones instead of 'pi hardware'?

Going outside is cool, but we're forever stuck on the internet.
There's always a balance to this however.

Man, I remember Gura being all excited for Halloween and Christmas

I miss my shark daughter wife and I wish she'd stream more frequently again

>>88490847
Definitely not what I was expecting when I opened that image...

>>88480643
>*Lo touchõ*

>>88491615
same desu

>>88491615
yeah
>>88491696
what could it- oh

She talks about things she wants to do and stream for us, she's talked about games she wants to stream, and so many things she plans to do that doesn't workout quite the way she wants to.
And talked about how she had games for this halloween that she wanted to play on stream with us, she seemed genuinely excited when she talks about it with us. Then things happen and it makes her super discouraged.

goobnight
i love gura

>>88492808
goob night

>>88492808
Stay awake.

I have to stay awake until midnight or I will get too much sleep

>>88491551
you tell us enlightened chumbus

>>88492929
nyo im sleepy

>>88492999

>>88491551
mmmh, I like pie...

>>88491615
>I wish she'd stream more frequently again
Tell her that when you can then

Slime Gura. Thoughts?

>>88493113
shut the fuck up feistybud if you're even a chumbud at all

Love gura
Love chumbies

>>88493139
inappropriate thoughts

>>88493139
I'll make her turn from blue to white

>>88493139
I'll make her turn yellow :3

>>88493033
i rather make you work for the answer.

in theory, it'd be much more efficient to run a bot farm on the same hardware using VMs. so why would you want to run a farm of phones instead?

>>88493150
People ask her things in all the time. It's perfectly reasonable to ask about streaming.

>>88493150
what about that post do you find offensive
after two years of waiting and the second halloween in a row with nothing, I think 'hey Gura can you stream a little bit more' is pretty tame

I'm so tired of this timeloop. People have told Gura how they feel and that they want more communication and streams like 10 different times now. It doesn't fucking work.

I also don't like work!

I love Gura.

>>88493571
you are me

I lust after Gura.

>>88493483
yes, but basically no one has asked her to please try and stream more outside of comments sections that she never ever reads after the first five minutes
not that I blame them when it took two miserable years to get her to say goodbye before going on yet another hiatus

>>88493483
She got asked about communication a few times, but no one really asked her to stream more. Don't know why you people get so offended by suggesting people to ask as if it's any worse than many of the other things people ask.

>>88493529

Love chumbies
Love gura

>>88493966

I'm possibly autistic so please understand.
Goob was really into slime for a while and was possibly playing around with it for a stream thing and definitely not just for fun, maybe.
Then Kiara asked "what's been with you and slime lately?" This not a slight against Kiara in the least bit, Kiiara is cool, I have nothing wrong with her, I like how nice she has been to my daughterwife for so long.
But that seems like the sort of little comment that might stick with someone like gura forever.

>>88493701
Because it's a disingenuous suggestion. Repeatedly asking people to do something that doesn't get noticed 90% of the time and is only a temporary improvement the rare times it is noticed by Gura is not helpful and really is just roundabout way of saying to shut up and suffer in silence.

Please protect the cute weird girl.

>>88494084
isn't that what you were doing
like I'm pretty sure 'don't bother it doesn't work' is telling people to shut up and suffer in silence
I agree that it doesn't work mind you, but I also agree that more people should fucking tell her this shit rather than melt down constantly only to pretend nothing is wrong as soon as she's available

>>88494280
>rather than melt down constantly only to pretend nothing is wrong as soon as she's available
Stop falling for larp. All of us know she's aware of the problem already.

>>88494249
With all my body

>>88494385
what fucking larp, you give me a name and I can point to a time they've shit the entire carpet over it but never asked her to please stream more or please elaborate just a bit more on what the hell is going on etc etc
in fact they usually melt down even harder during the very rare occasion when someone does ask, like when a million (You)'s called james a schizo when he didn't even ask for more

>>88493391
feisty buds discouraged her from streaming after long streaks being gone. you should kill yourselves for not trusting her.

>>88494605
lol

>>88494280
I get your point, but I really don't see how doing the same thing that's failed over and over once again would end up suddenly working. She knows what her audience wants, she just doesn't do it for whatever reason.

The only thing I could see working would be an organized group effort, like a letter signed by hundreds of fans and presented to Cover and posted online. But then cue the claims of harassment and just trying to make her feel bad, drive her off, etc. And of course a huge backlash from the mainstream fans about muh parasocial incels and all that.

I really don't think there's a viable solution. I hate thinking that, I hate giving up, but it just seems to be reality. If you can think up of a plan that might actually work, be my guest. Seriously.

Internet fights are what old philosophers arguing with each other would look like probably.

>>88494723
I don't have a plan, the only reason I got sucked into this loop is because I'm drinking
doesn't matter, in a few days the onth'll be over and I can give up for real since I sure don't expect streams during the real holiday months

Is Gura even relevant anymore? If she goes radio silent and disappears then it’s only expected that our lives move on. Sucks but that’s life, you can’t expect anything to last without working on it

Gura is my wife

Gura is my life

>>88494997
This is my post

I love the chumbies a lot

>>88495175

If you miss Gura you can check out AI Gura and have a philosophical conversation with her. https://youtu.be/QfXDRhNPYfo

my condolences to gamblerbud
hope you didn't lose too much

>>88494935
She's thinks that no matter how much time she's away it'll always be the same. It should be made clear to her that it won't and that what she's doing isn't right.

>>88494723
>don't see how doing the same thing that's failed over and over once again would end up suddenly working
People barely ever criticize her and give up practically immediately. There was never any concerted effort to get her to address anything.
>She knows what her audience wants
I'm sorry but that's just simply not true. She honestly comes across as extremely out of touch and doesn't really grasp how her disappearances are making her fans feel.

What da dodgers doin

>>88495225
AI can't replicate her godlike voice

>>88495711
The voice is not AI they hired a voice actress. See the description. They even commissioned the thumbnail artist the artist who does those black and white Hololive fanarts with chuubas next to pop culture figures. Xyanaid or something like that. A lot of commission work for only 4k views

>>88495270
her view count is still high and her merch is still selling like hot cakes, that hasn't changed so far

>>88495225
bruh, this is just a normie bint personality, doesn't seem to be trained for Gura at all.

I love my chumbies

>>88495953
She doesn't care about view count or merch sales. It's more about people making her feel it's alright through the messages they send.

>>88495675
A quick google search told me those Yanks won?
I'm not that big into baseball but it's safe to bring it up.

>>88496276
it ain't alright, who's happy about this
but as with every conclusion to every timeloop, it is what it is

>>88496307
ye...

>>88496307
Dodgers were up 3-0 in the series so this game they used their worst pitchers to rest up the starters. Plus the league wants more game for more revenue and would have likely rigged it for the Yanks anyway if it were close. Dodgers are in good shape to win the series if they focus. Shohei shoulder injury is a wild card though.

>>88496340
Then they should send more messages saying they aren't happy with what she's been doing.

>>88496276
>>88496340
there's always toxic positivity supas when she comes back about not caring how long she's gone and such things

>>88496471
>>88496488
dodghers

>>88496641
Gura is adept at dodging, I know

>>88496739
Doyers. heh donughters

>>88481123
>*Li touchí*

>>88496807
mhh donut...

>>88483016
Kiara talked today about feeling conflicted about future Myth collabs because its not the same anymore now that the gen has lost a member, and I don't think Kiara would feel that way if she knew that more members are graduating soon.

More Deep Rock Galactic soon?

All of this sports talk reminds of hockey. I really want the Maple Leafs to win the Stanley Cup again. It with happen.

>>88489505
Yes I am mister

>>88497508
Goob night retard

>>88497508
Oyasame

>>88497508
sleep tight buddy

>>88496971
Come on chimkken stop beating around the bush. spill the fackin beans! if you aren’t doing that then what is your screeching good for?!

>>88497508
Sharkdreams

I love RP

>>88494726
Same as it ever was.
>Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
>Bar of Athictus: I screwed the barmaid
>House of Orpheus: I have buggered men
>Atrium of the House of Pinarius: If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend
>Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza: Secundus likes to screw boys.
>In the basilica: Phileros is a eunuch!

I'm thinking about gura's clavicle

>>88483016
>people making it sound like more than it is again
what a surprise

>>88485633
Absolutely unequivocally would

>>88485633
I want to rub this so bad…

Gura is the love of my life

I LOVE YOU, GURA!

I really want to get physical with Gura and it's not in a romantic way.

I really wish Gura was a public use prostitute T u T

I really hope AI becomes so advanced that we can have cybersex with gura anytime with a click of a button

>>88500409
>>88500707

QRD on Kiara's comment:
>Kiara complained to management about GG in Mario Party, now the riggers have to make GG a new model because she is no longer allowed to be orange
>then Kiara got into a big fight with CC, who told Kiara "you're the second worst thing to come out of Austria" so CC is getting suspended
>Gura wanted to go trick-or-treating and asked Cover for a bag to hold her candy, but Cover refused to give her the bag perms, so she is VERY pissed off because she's not gonna get any candy this year.
>Ina is, of course, suspended, for the 10th or so time this year (Kiara lost count). She's a real rabble rouser and is always causing trouble behind the scenes.
>Mumei is extremely upset because management cancelled her planned Halloween stream where she would walk around and peek inside people's houses, Moom might end up quitting (or perhaps pay a visit to mane-san's house)
>Fuwawa and Mococo are going to split up because Mococo refuses to do a Rance marathon stream
>Biboo got kidnapped again, nobody is sure where she is at, although there have been some weird muffled noises on Kaela's streams lately

there's more, but that's all I remember

>>88501017
thank you holo spy

>>88501017
what kind of bag?

>>88501125
bag

>>88500922
What’s the name of the person that made this?

>>88501017
>Rance stream
Holy based. Ok, I think I would watch the teletubby sluts if this was real.

>>88501017
Why didn't they just give her the bag? Soulless animals.

>>88501017
wait which dog is the cool one then? blue? nice blue girls are top just like rance

my tongue burns a little whenever I use mouthwash, and I always imagine it's because of the mass dying of the bacteria on it

>>88501017
I can't believe this is all real...

>>88502132
Chumbie I think you're allergic...

>>88502381
No I think that might be kinda normal.

>>88502874
Those are some obscene hips and thighs

>>88502492
No, mouthwash is supposed to burn. The kind with alcohol in it, at least. If it's like kids' bubblegum mouthwash or something and it burns, then that would be worrying.

>>88503086
Woops, meant to reply to this >>88502381

>>88502874
God i wish gura was my little sister

>>88503247
Oh? And what would you do if she was your little sister?

>>88503309
NTA, but all the way to the red zone

>>88503309

>>88480806
What a cutie!

>>88503371
>>88503424
Prison

>>88503309
Unlimited spoiling and incestuous procreative sex

Gonna tie this dumb little slut up and feed her a bunch of oat milk and laxatives as punishment

Baguraette honhonhon

Would you guys want Gura to pull an Amelia and go back to her indie roots if that means more streams and more happy Gura?

>>88505089
After constant Cover's fuckups recently and seeing how happier Ame is now I want all of them to leave this shit corpo and join her.

I don't want to concernfag but the fact that Kiara doesn't know where Gura is is kinda worrying. Even last year when she was hella depressed in October Kiara managed to snag her for a con panel.
Maybe the rrats about her house have weight after all...

For King and Cunny!

>>88505492
Gura is fine, she's with me.

Stay strong chumbuds, you'll hear from her soon, hololive's infamous for inflaming their talent's lungs, i've never seen anyone without lung issue in here

Gura would love my feet and not be grossed out by them even I asked her to hit one of them with a hammer for no specific reason

>>88503783

goob morning
i love gura

>>88505089
Nothing would change. She didn't stream very much before hololive either.
Gura was never and will never be a power streamer, girls like her are for whoring and breeding.

>>88509664
Rubrubrub

heh

>>88480316
Just wanted to remind you that i love gura the most and if you disagree meet me outside bud
also:
I LOVE GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My pov before I sexually bully her T u T

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>88512604
forgot the picture of my wife

I just woke up and stretched a bit and got a massive charley horse in my calf, it's been awhile since that happened to me.
Sometimes I would get an intense painful cramp in my foot that would make my toe involuntarily curl.

Goob morning retards

>>88512686
Take your retard back, please.

>>88512647
source please

>>88481800
NTA, but you're a retard. You could've gone to Kiara's general or global to confirm it

>>88513030
T u T

Baby tortul

>>88512951
It's just another harmless falseflagging retard. You get used to them.

>>88512647
>>88513030
Why is my wife wearing nothing but toilet paper? Who let her out like this? What is the meaning of this

>>88513629
I don't know. I assume it's some meme costume cause everyone seems to like it a lot more than usual this year

https://files.catbox.moe/ognxo7.png

>>88505089
You're a delusional coping retard because Gura would never stream as an indie and she's perfectly happy right now. You think she's miserable because she's not streaming but it's the opposite: she's happy living her life with other people using all her fans' money and has no reason to stream.

>>88505492
>Maybe the rrats about her house have weight after all...
Retard.
>>87701801

>>88514018
uncensored art is gross

>>88514018
uncensored art is hot

>>88506603
>hololive's infamous for inflaming their talent's lungs, i've never seen anyone without lung issue in here
Many of them have voice issues and sometimes get laryngitis, but hardly any of them have lung issues. The only recent one I can think of is Mori because of Covid.
Are you actually retarded?

>>88514195
You're a cuck.

Goob morning

>>88514421
GOOB

>>88514018
I want to spread open her line with two fingertips T u T

It has been 137 days since the last karaoke
The other girls I like to listen to haven't been doing many karaokes recently either
I wonder if that's due to overworking their voices on all the projects they have in the works

>>88513067
Cute

>>88515817
Anniversary stream was probably supposed to be a karaoke since all other myths did one for theirs

Shitposting so early?

>>88515817
sure, that's why she hasn't done a karaoke in four months, overwork

>>88515817
All the other holo girls still stream.
Stop coping, retard.

>>88516146
That's a child wearing a onesie.

>>88516047
Yeah probably. With her birthday live, BD concert, Myth anniversary and other stuff going on I think Cover is telling them not to waste their voice. Nerissa has been going even longer without a karaoke

>>88514056
Yeah I'm sure she's happy with Cover randomly cancelling her projects and keeping Full Color hostage while fucking over EN in general, retarded bootlicker.
>Gura would never stream as an indie
You said the same about Ame and look at her now.
>other people
Who?

>>88516047
>>88516089
I think you guys misinterpreted my intention. I'm sad I haven't heard Gura sing in so long, and thinking about that made me realize that I haven't heard the other girls sing as much recently either, regardless of whether or not they kept their general stream hours up. We all know Gura's clocked out entirely right now, but I wonder if the rest have a reason for doing less karaoke these days

>>88516322
>Yeah I'm sure she's happy with Cover randomly cancelling her projects and keeping Full Color hostage
Proof, or you're a subhuman liar
>while fucking over EN in general
Not really. They've made worse mistakes with JP members. You're retarded if you think they're trying to sabotage their EN branch
>You said the same about Ame and look at her now.
No I didn't. I never once said that Ame wouldn't stream as an indie. In fact, I haven't seen anyone else say that either because she literally changed her bio on dooby's channel to "full-time streamer".
You're aschizo and your accusation doesn't even make sense. You're a room temperature IQ retard. Holy fuck.

>>88516494
Why are you replying to a seething sister?

>>88516494
That's fair then. My bad.
And you're right. I think there's been overall fewer karaoke streams lately too.

>>88516676
Proof or what lmao? Do you seriously not even watch streams? Why are you here?

Dino

>>88516146
Rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>88514158
I never said that her house was destroyed. But even minor flooding would take a while to repair.
It's honestly the most logical explanation.

>>88516798
>proof of what
Proof that they "randomly cancel" her projects.
Proof that they're holding full color "hostage". Proof that they're fucking over EN.

Projects get scrapped all the time for various reasons. Some of them have to do with Cover's incompetence, but a lot of time it has to do with permissions, funding, artists, or other third parties. Cover doesn't cancel covers. Artists do. That's why that one vampire song Gura was going to cover was scrapped.
Cover often produces projects, sometimes even funds them, but a lot of the time, the talent organizes projects themselves. You blaming Cover for literally every failed project shows you have no fucking idea how hololive works or what Cover even does or what they're responsible for.

If you're going to speculate, then you should understand that only Gura runs into this much trouble with projects. Kronii already has her MV and song out. The common factor in all of Gura's failed projects that we know of is Gura herself.
And besides, Gura has a 2 year project coming that she talked about that hasn't been canceled.
Gura is the only one in hololive who has this much trouble with projects and is also the only one who doesn't stream. Cover can be absolutely retarded sometimes, but the problem Gura has is obviously herself.

I'm not a bootlicker. Cover has made a ton of mistakes over the years. But Gura has shown a substantial lack of effort in most things she does now and so it wouldn't surprise me if she was irresponsible with deadlines and communicating with the peoplemaking her projects too.

>>88517449
Damn, it took like 20 minutes for your bot to generate this?

>>88517002
"Minor flooding" is considered major damage when there is substantial water damage to the home. There are only 150 power outages in the area out of over 300,000 buildings.
The chances of her house sustaining major damage is almost zero.

>>88517449
We will never know unless we hunt down Cover employees or stalk talents and find the cafe the like to go to and eavesdrop or befriend commissioned artists and try to butter them up or anything like that. We are running on incomplete information and all this speculation will lead to nothing but theories. I’m frustrated too but without new info we are lost

>>88517601
Lmao, you're a <70 IQ pagpag-eating moron and you have zero argument. If you know you're full of shit, then don't bother posting, you fucking idiot.

>>88517449
I think I should be assigned to Gura as her personal live-in manager
I'll be sure to keep her on top of her deadlines and regularly schedule streams in between our bed-breaking sex sessions

>>88517449
>my oshi is a giant soulless multi million dollar corpo
Take the corpo cock out of your mouth next time you want to speak.

>>88517732
All I know is that Gura doesn't stream or talk to us anymore. Nothing else matters.

>>88517449
So much this, Cover can do absolutely nothing wrong ever. Ina is also responsible for her visa getting fucked over and live delayed btw.
We love Cover here.

>>88517754
I already said I'm not a corpo bootlicker, nigger.
You're upset because you know that I'm right and that Gura is the only one having this much trouble. The problem is clearly Gura. And her never streaming or communicating with us supports that.
Now kill yourself, you stupid SEA faggot.

>>88517727
Or government employees. You’re telling me there isn't one county clerk or township official who doesn't have information?

>>88517732
Damn you sure are mad after getting called out huh? Dumb monkey

>>88517766
Meant for >>88517727

>>88517900
Me calling Cover shit really triggered you huh? Maybe your beloved corpo should pay artists on time and treat their talents better hmm?

>>88517943
You didn't call out anything. You're a subhuman retard getting mad at someone who pointed out the flaws in your asinine assumptions. You're frustrated with me and Cover and everyone else because you won't admit that Gura is at fault when the blame is obviously hers.

Gura is blameless.

Gura
Wife

Gura
Slut

>>88518035
I don't give a shit about Cover other than they brought these girls together and they keep gutter trash like your 3view indy or whore corpo oshi away from the holo box.
So shut the fuck up, phasenigger.

Also we know that Full Color is 100% Cover's fault since Gura's useless manager told her not to expect anything which means it's on Cover. Probably fucked up some legal bullshit as usual. Despite having more than 500 employees they still act incredibly incompetent.

>>88518149
Nah being an indie is preferable than being in Hololive at this point. Just look at how happy Ame and Aqua are now compared to when they were in Hololive.

>>88518173
Cover tells the girls not to expect anything when they used to ask for Konami perms.
Once again you demonstrate that you have no idea how any of this works. The issue is obviously negotiations with one of the artists involved.
You literally cannot think of a single non-tinfoil hat reason for why Cover would decide to stop Full Color from releasing.

>>88518050
Wait so you actually typed out all that autistic drivel manually? Oof, I'm sorry for you man. Have you tried finding a hobby?

>>88518327
>The issue is obviously negotiations with one of the artists involved.
Well yes obviously it's something among those lines. And it's Cover's job to make sure those negotiations go smoothly, a job they failed to do.
>You literally cannot think of a single non-tinfoil hat reason for why Cover would decide to stop Full Color from releasing.
Sheer incompetence.

>>88518231
Lmao, I knew Gura wasn't your oshi.
Also, Ame and Aqua didn't want to do idol performances anymore. They just wanted to stream. Dealing with Cover's bureaucracy wasn't worth it to them. Gura is the opposite now. she doesn't want to stream. She just wants to sing and dance and be an idol and she's not going to be able to do that on her own.

>>88518344
Have you tried supporting your own argument and not getting your shit pushed in by facts and logic?

>>88518449
>And it's Cover's job to make sure those negotiations go smoothly
No it's not. Most talents do it themselves. Cover might help with translating, but personal projects are supposed to be managed by the talent.

>>88518525
>Aqua didn't want to do idol performances
Absolute tourist.
>She just wants to sing and dance and be an idol and she's not going to be able to do that on her own.
There's nothing stopping indies from doing concerts, just look at Ui and other big indies. It's probably even easier since there's no retarded red tape and song perms bullshit.

>>88518648
Jesus Christ. Do you know the definition of the word manager? It's literally her sole fucking job to manage Gura and her projects you fucking mongoloid cretin.

hi

>>88518576
My argument is that you should suck my cock. What's your counter argument?

>>88518449
You can tell the issue is not Cover because of how smoothly lolikami went. Gura specifically said that the mixer and those helping her at Cover did a tremendous job. The difference is that Full Color involves people who don't work at Cover. There's at least one retarded westerner involved with writing the lyrics and the problem is probably either the composer or animators wanting a larger cut.
Personally, my guess is it's the composer. He's problably a retard and wants full ownership of the song or something and that's not how Cover produces music.

Give Cover some slack, they only have 1 fax machine and like 60+ girls to communicate with

>>88518823
he's a guy and that'd be gay, for both of you

They should just blame whoever is responsible publicly desu. That goes for all projects. If an artist responsible for an mv is taking too long then just call him out on twitter.

>>88518681
>tourist
Clearly, you are. Aqua knows she isn't going to be as popular anymore as she used to be. Her debut has gone well, but Aqua's viewership was falling before she quit. She doesn't have the same opportunities as she did in hololive. She wanted to do things on her own at the cost of those opportunities and in her fanbox posts, she talked about wanting to stream more.
>just look at Ui and other big indies.
Gura is not capable of being someone like Ui, who has connections everywhere and is personal friends with a ton of different artists and creators.
You really have no idea what you're talking about. Gura won't even stream as an indy. She never streamed that much even before hololive.

>>88518173
>Despite having more than 500 employees they still act incredibly incompetent.
not despite. because.

>>88518763
It literally is not. Managing does not mean producing. Her manager is not going to make creative decisions for her or negotiate with artists and creators. Her manager will relay information and communication between Gura and the involved parties and I sincerely doubt her manager ever failed to do that. That's literally their job.

>>88518823
That you clearly have no balls or cock because only an overly emotional zero-test troon would act like how you're acting.

That sure is a lot of text that I'm not reading.