/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>88413625
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://x.com/nerissa_en/status/1850648095043789123
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

2024 to date
Solo streams: 104
Collabs: 107
Twitch collabs: 5
Solo karaoke: 4
Members: 17

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft with all my heart (Crunching popcorn in my ear)

Jailbirds showercap merch?

I have been forced watch this movie too damn many times with my mom and sister

>>88413954
it's a good movie

My only experience with Jane Austen is The Lizzie Bennet Diaries youtube series.

>>88413954
You're busted. She's /here/

Mullet having ass Mister Bingley

ED SHEERAN IS IN THIS MOVIE??

It's weird seeing Tom Wambsgans as the lead in a romance.

I'm jerking off to that teacher rissa set

OH BABY A DOUBLE

finally some straight nerissa moments, was getting tired of all the faking and yuribaiting

https://youtu.be/D-j8QOgRppQ
The rose is mine I win the demon bachelorette

plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap

>>88415083
my mans has yet to discover the concept of bisexuality

>dark man on dark horse
>light man on light horse

>>88416016
just like the image of the black guy playing white and the white guy playing black in chess......

30 minutes have passed

is it a hot take that my ranking for the family goes
>oneerissa/malpha
>mamarissa/mother-in-law
>anerissa/aradia

not counting nerissa because that'd be like comparing dale earnhardt with someone like joey logano, just unfair to compare my wife to any other woman like that

There are some nice one-shots in this movie.

>this whole family is a mess
>t. Aradia & Nerissa

>>88416783
with enough money, any mess can be cleaned up

Would you let Aradia put her feet on your pillow?

>>88417527
No. We dont feet the feet in this household

>Darcy walks into the house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpJEg6MTPzc

So this stuff is like crack for women, right?

I'm gong to tell Nerissa I love her. Most ardently.

>>88418894
As a man I must admit, I rather like stories like this. They are entertaining

>>88418894
Not all women, if Aradia is any indication.

>>88418894
It’s not as bad as Invisible Man 2020

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft while Aradia watches along

>>88415939
she isn't and it's so fucking obvious

Time for the misunderstanding corner

>>88418894
The drama is crack cocaine. Why telenovellas are tirelessly loved by the ladies, is tension. Vampire Knight being one of the most watched amongst Holos pretty much not a coincidence.

Also Rissa is a tenderheart, dogged straightforwardness really seems to be valued highly with her above all else.

Nerissa should ask Shiori to make a thumbnail for her

>>88420968
Why? Rissa makes sovl thumbies

Was that Aradia with the Goofy laugh??

>>88421368
Yes it was

Just got home from work jailbirds. What'd I miss? I'll prob watch alone to the vod tomorrow.

This is a fucking telenovella as it gets, I am cackling.

>She's crying
Rissa...

Apparently I have the wrong version of the movie, the credits are playing for me.

BRO WHAT THE FUCK THE DOWNLOAD YOU GAVE ME FOR THIS MOVIE KEEPS PAUSING AND SKIPPING

>>88422298
The one above? It matched up great for me in the mega file

>they didn't check the download beforehand

>>88421759
>Rissa has secretly latina soul despite simultaniously being the whites holomem

>the office
We’re approaching unbelievable levels of white woman

>>88422484
Welcome to the Midwest, my friend

>>88422298
potato pc bro....

>>88422298
downloaded the 1080p Gofile one? That one was fucked for me, so I went to find my own

>>88422663
yeah...

>>88422484
Always thought the office was kinda overrated. Always Sunny was just kinda better when it comes to similar sitcoms, and when we expand it to all sitcoms, I say TBBT is king.

>>88422663
The gofile didnt have sound for me

>>88422472
We need more romantic comedies for her, the sheer sensationalism gets her.
But the one thing stories like this end up doing is thinking having a lack of tact is "genuine" when sometimes an asshole is an asshole. But it is also good not to judge people immediately, but I see a pattern in characters she likes. But hey, at least she loves a straightforward dude.

>>88422920
The sound cut out at the end.

>>88423006
No the whole gofile lacked sound for me

speaking of Alan Rickman, Mr. Darcey reminded me of him here. I feel like he could've made an excellent Mr. Darcey

>Arcadia just outright saying the dudes an asshole
She's not wrong but damn

>>88423166
Arcadia?

>>88423193
Aradia I mean

I just can't take this Mr Darcy seriously
this actor is succession's Tom to me

That sounds like a terrible time, but I'd do it for Rissa

>I'll have a party of the life time with Nerissa

My ears... Helppp my brain is meltingggggggggg pleassssaAa

Aradia's husband must have a fucking WILD sexlife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=VIHiG6OuqLQ

Rissa can measure my neck but i'm not into choke play or whatever you call it so no thanks Aradia

These sisters would be performative gold to play off of. How many Jailbirds gonna replay that little ASMR part?

I want to be choked so badly plleasassa.....

that's literally Astarion

This sisters are so silly

I hate to say it but this is the best stream she's done in months. It's cause Aradia is here. I'm not one of those ARADIA IS MY REAL OSHI faggots but Nerissa is just noticeably happier and more energetic when she's around. It makes for a great stream.

>>88423838
Just shows she's not cut out for this job. If you can't make good solo content, you shouldn't be a content creator.

https://files.catbox.moe/v07opp.mp3
Replace Neck with Dick in your mind and this is fucking amazing

>>88423838
were u not here for the membies stream with aradia, that was like under a month ago, wasn't it

>>88423915
No it just means she needs to get comfortable or Aradia needs to be her tard wrangler or something.

>>88423998
This is way better because Rissa is super passionate about this movie and Aradia is so over it.

>>88423917
Just beep out neck

>>88423838
It stops being something people take seriously when people keep saying "this was the best stream she has had in months", every other week. She's just good. And no shit she is happiest with one of her favorite people she has lived with all her life jesas h. christ. Sheesh.
Yes I know I bit the bait but this shit happens and sours good moments.

>>88423915
this is a subtle reference to vesper and look at where that fag is now, lmao

Aradia actually makes me laugh till my sides hurt.

>>>Br'ish

>We love ERB
No the fuck we don't.

>>88424269
yes we do

>>88424269
>Not liking br'ish kino

Making fun of the british will always be based

>>88424289

>>88424321
The only good British is Rowan Atkinson

I like when they do the racist accent

Rissa knew what Aradia did there.

I will marry into this family even if it's the last thing I do

She's saying come on purpose.

>Aradia: CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM

These sisters are DEMONIC!

just got here what i miss?

>>88424650
sex

>>88424650
Aradia sex

>>88424549
Same. I'd give anything to have Nerissa as my future wife.

Succession Watchalong when?

I miss her already...

Rissa...Come back...

>>88424909
Mr. Darcy is so fucking funny there

Hopefully with Aradias visit and their little sleepover, it makes her happier for a while

Does anyone have a timestamp of when Rissa started crying?

>>88425181
She didn’t say she wanted to kill herself even once this stream!

Listening to Rissa and Aradia felt like watching this movie with a bunch of bros and it's been a while since I laughed out loud watching a stream, good stuff

>>88425099
This
Tom and Greg are the real stars of that show

Is Aradia flat tits no ass like Rissa too

rate the stream jailbros

>>88425540
Good/10

>>88425510
Teats she does have, ass as well. Shes a fatass.

Thanks for the watchalong Nerissa, I enjoyed your commentary. It was really nice to watch and see what you thought about it. Say hi to your sister for me, I cant believe she wasnt into it. Ill have my full write up later tonight when I have better time to write. That was the first time ive done a watchalong with a streamer, it was legit fun. Thanks. Literally one of my favorite movies of all time. Way better than twilight :^)

>>88425540
bless Aradia/10

>>88425540
boy I sure do love me some boiled potatoes/10

>>88426009
Thoughts on this
https://x.com/CatholicTV/status/1850904910180532432 ?

>>88426233
Fuck off

>>88425770
She's perfect

Courtesy of our AI friends

>>88426401
AI's speed at improving is fucking scary.... the fact that it kinda looks good is terrifying

>>88426401
no mole no go

>>88426776
We will finally get a full 20 min hentai animation with Rissa in a year or two

>>88426865
oh shit you're right i had a spec of dirt on my screen and thought it was her mole

https://x.com/ShangXu_Shiori/status/1851056017968414851/photo/1

Let's go jailbros

>>88428635
WE'RE GONNA REPEAT HISTORY, 4-0 WORLD SERIES VERSUS THOSE DAMN YANKS

>>88428726

>>88429242
ohtani is so cool, bros...

>>88429242
kek
HIT EM WITH THE TWO SEAM JAILBIRD, OHTANI

>>88429350
>>88429413
Uhh...anons look at the number

>>88429656
oh shit im racist, that's yamamoto

still not used to ohtani being a dedicated hitter even after a whole season

>>88429656
I completely forgot they had Yamamoto as well. Sorry, Yama

>>88429719
Dont worry, it's allowed to be racist if you play the new Eurobeat remix album of HoloEN

Aight jailbros... it's 5.34am goodnjight. Love Rissa. Aradia is definwntly not under my bed

>>88426009
So thanks for the watchalong Nerissa it was super rad. Im glad you love the movie and Im glad you like Darcy and Elizabeth and their romance. Its so good. I was watching the baseball game with the homies, but I wanted to watch your stream more so I watched it on my phone with earbuds on. I couldnt watch the film obviously so I was just listening to your commentary, and remembering the movie. Theres no way I could miss this stream so I just ended up looking like a weirdo. Baseball is slow and boring anyway, so I was actually fully focused on your voice, and the game was background noise. I have a bit of commentary regarding the film.
>other wife
Youre correct that when Elizabeth visits Darcy's estate the film implied that there was a misunderstanding of Darcy with another woman. However in the novel, Darcy just appears (Darcy jumpscare) and catches Elizabeth off guard and he joins them on their tour of his home.
>asking Father for marriage
So a lot of people think its courteous to ask the father for his daughters hand in marriage. It is, but its not necessary. As long as the man and woman agree to marry each other, the father has no say. Not according to Catholic customs at least. It just depends on what you want to do, and the relationship between the man and his woman and her father. I could go on about this point but it would take up the whole page. Fathers generally dont do dowry either anymore.
>1995 version
So the 1995 version is really good too. I havent seen it but the general concensus is that the 1995 series and the 2005 film we just watched are the best ones.
>Darcy
You're correct again in that darcy in this film is a little mischaracterized. He is awkward in this film whereas in the novel he is haughty and thinks too highly of himself and has high standards. Similar to Lady Catherine. At least thats what Elizabeth thinks initially. Later when she tours his home, his servants talk about Darcy and reveal his true nature. Im going to nerd out for a sec.
>"I have never known a cross word from him in my life, and I have known him ever since he was four years old."
>This was praise, of all others most extraordinary, most opposite to her ideas. That he was not a good-tempered man had been her firmest opinion
>Yes, sir, I know I am. If I were to go through the world, I could not meet with a better. But I have always observed, that they who are good-natured when children, are good-natured when they grow up; and he was always the sweetest-tempered, most generous-hearted boy in the world."
What a great endorsement.
>Elizabeth almost stared at her. "Can this be Mr. Darcy?" thought she.
>"His father was an excellent man," said Mrs. Gardiner.
>"Yes, ma'am, that he was indeed; and his son will be just like him—just as affable to the poor."
>He is the best landlord, and the best master," said she, "that ever lived; not like the wild young men nowadays, who think of nothing but themselves. There is not one of his tenants or servants but will give him a good name. Some people call him proud; but I am sure I never saw anything of it. To my fancy, it is only because he does not rattle away like other young men."
>In what an amiable light does this place him!" thought Elizabeth.
Thats from chapter 43 or Volume 3 chapter 1 depending on how the version of the novel you own labels chapters.
>emma
You quickly mentioned anna taylor joy starring in emma. A little bit of a coincidence but if you look at the lecoledesfemmes website, on the front page on the image over the "bodysuits" image is actually anna taylor joy modeling the "sailor bodysuit". Shes not on the actual page for the bodysuit, but only on the front page. I told you its low key niche trendy and popular.
>ball
Going to a ball would be sick. Id be down to dress up. Can I expose my chest like darcy? or should I leave that for the afterparty? Can I dress like antonio banderas as zorro in the dance scene? Or can I dress as him while in the black zorro costume? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxXIiWCusVs
I want to wear that mask and hat and have my chest exposed. Do you know how to ride horses? I was riding horses before I could walk. True fact.
>Keira Knightley almost didn't get cast for Pride and Prejudice
I found this short video and I feel like you would like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEE6Ip7xoNE
Anyway thanks for the watchalong Nerissa, I really enjoyed it and I really loved your commentary. I look forward to watching the 1995 version, for the first time, with you in the near future.

Have a good night /ope/. Remember to love your Rissa

How do we manage to tactfully tell Nerissa to improve on her dead air during solo gameplay streams?
She's perfect in zatsu frames in comparison

>>88432036
Gotta hammer it into her collectively in YouTube comments like we did in the superchat incident

https://x.com/BlaParky/status/1850934154877345877/photo/1

>>88432036
She's the type to need to zone out and focus on gameplay if she's to perform well in said gameplay, so it's a bit tricky.

>>88433369
I'd kill for a soundbyte of Nerissa saying "Your mother sucks cocks in hell"

>>88433369
I thought they were smelling her feet for a sec

aradia > malpha > nerissa

Keep the thread alive or risk the consequences

>>88431589
Okay now that I have time to sort my thoughts. Everything I posted is pretty thorough, im surpised at myself but I have some stuff I want to add.
>bennets
The bennets were not poor they were upper class. They were just lower upper class whereas Darcy was upper upper class. They were in the same social strata otherwise Elizabeth would never have had a chance at Darcy. What made their situation troubling was that though they were upper class they were about to not be. Not only financially but also reputationally.
>clothing
Do you like regency clothing? I actually like how the women dressed. I think you would look good in it. I saw some clips of the film to jog my memory and during the dancing scene, the women had some flowers in their hair! Flowers in hair is always good looking on women.
>mate
I cant believe I didnt share how I drink it. I drink canarias edicion especial. Thats the dark green one because it has the most caffeine and it gives a lot of focus and energy, maybe even too much desu. And I use a stainless steel mate because cleanup is easy.
>the taste
Its an acquired taste like all bitter drinks. Personally I like the taste but I know some others dont, especially if they prepare it wrong, which is perfectly undestandable for beginners to do. So let me give you the best chance to enjoy it so you dont say "bro this is disgusting"
>1 let the first fill sit for at least 5 mins or more
(especially if using fine cut like canarias) this will allow you to press the mate with the bombilla onto one side once the leaves have absorbed the water. This prevents clogging.
>2 use cooler water.
They recommend using 80celcius water but thats too high for me, I use room temp water to lukewarm water at best. Ive never been a hot tea drinker so use the temp you like.
>3- the first sip is the strongest and most bitter.
Its is perfectly normal to spit out the first sip exactly because of that. I dont mind the taste but dont let the first sip ruin the experience for you. Even some lifelong drinkers hate the first sip.
>4- use lemon water.
If you still dont like the taste, then fill your thermos with lemon water or squirt a little bit of lemon into the mate. Try it then, it completely changes the flavor profile. It actually turns it slightly sweet and very enjoyable. Ive never met anyone that doesnt like it with lemon water. I recommend you first try it with lukewarm lemon water for best results. If you still dont like it you can add sugar to the lemon water, that way you can still enjoy the health benefits of mate. Its common to drink mate with sugar and lemon (basically lemonade) so no one can call you out for it because its perfectly common and normal.

>>88438388
of course my jit

>>88439363
What does jit mean...?

God I want Aradia to sit on my face with her fatass

>>88439091
I have some more stuff to share. I hate to sound like such a pussy for liking Pride and Prejudice but I like romance what can I say. Whats funny is that my physiognomy does not suggest I would like this stuff at all. Have you heard of resting bitch face? Ive got resting stoic face (my face hides my thoughts and emotions) some even say I look angry. Resting squinty angry face. But when I played football my teammates nickname for me was gentle giant. Do you believe them?
>netflix
Apparently netflix is making a new adaptation. I dont watch that streaming service but I know its reputation for making liberal programs so im not looking forward to it. I can already imagine what its like. No thanks. Who are they going to cast as Elizabeth and Darcy? Who would you cast as Elizabeth? I dont know any contemporary actresses that could pull it off. I barely know any actresses. Sydney Sweeney? Thats all I got. Rate my fan casting howd I do? I wouldnt be surprised if they pick the girl from stranger things though. I have a better pick, Lana Del Rey (shes Catholic I found out). Lana Del Rey would be good she'd be like a depressed Elizabeth who can sing well. Do you like her song "young and beautiful"?
>Lana Del Rey - Young and Beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1aF54DO60
You said you were going to do a karaoke soon, why not this song? You have a beautiful voice and I know you can pull it off! Who would you cast for Darcy? I dont know any contemporary male actors either. Darcy is described as "fine, tall person, handsome features." I dont know any actors who could fit that bill, maybe that guy from the sonic movie? Hes in everything. Or will they cast Henry Cavill? Henry Cavill would have been a great pick like 20 years ago
>Albert Mondego Birthdays - The Count of Monte Cristo (2002) HD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwgDOCCx5VE
Hes also Catholic irl. Btw count of monte Cristo is a fantastic film and an even better novel. One of the best novels of all time. The film is great but it doesnt do the novel justice. The novel is amazing. Watchalong soon? Its a man film, Ill tell you that. Its a revenge story, so youll likely not like it like you like Pride and Prejudice. But theyre dressed like you like. Jim Caviezel (Catholic) from The Passion of the Christ is in that scene. And the new gomez addams is also in that scene (hes not attractive enough to be gomez addams so hes not my gomez. Why would they cast him?) Did you watch the Wednesday series? I didnt and I never will until they do gomez justice. Morticia is good casting though, thats Catherine Zeta Jones who coincidentally plays the love interest in the Zorro movies
>The Strip Duel Scene | The Mask Of Zorro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzlQDtSpxr8
They could have had antonio banderas as gomez. I would have approved. Hes too expensive though so I get it.

https://x.com/LordJoeboto/status/1851174182534427055

https://x.com/ginotty/status/1851163431363375476
Why is this hot?

>>88441704
isn't this an mlp fetish

Rissa's ass on my face to wake me up

Someone should tell Nerissa about this mod before she plays Silent Hill again

https://www.nexusmods.com/silenthill2/mods/24

>>88445297
>mod
You want her to play the game or nah?

>>88445791
Would they even be able to tell if she had a performance mod on?

>>88446101
Yes

>>88446422
Damn shame, it might have helped with the stutter she's been suffering from

>>88446101
Only if it affects her performance

Rissa loves Christ

>>88447224
Which is exactly how they'd know that she used mods

I missa da Rissa

I should not have watched that romantic movie with Rissa

>>88450572
y?

>>88432510
The best thing you can do is be upfront that you like hearing her stories, which she has more freely been giving while playing, saying she has too much dead air when she is trying to enjoy the atmosphere the game she is playing and was honest when telling us when she enjoys games would make her too apprehensive, she is more quiet precisely because she is taking it all in. Meaning she isn't the type to just go a mile a minute yapping unless something really strikes her to talk about it.

sleeping over at the Ravencroft family manor on the couch and having Aradia sneak down in the middle of the night to have stealth sex with you while everyone is asleep

>>88450630
pic related
not actually anything serious

>>88451658
Down? Didnt Rissa say that her room was in the basement as she had to "run up the stairs"?

>>88452031
alright buddy it was just a silly little fantasy, no need to break out the blueprints of her home

>>88452425
It actually looks pretty similar

>>88449024
Just say she bought a 4090, EZ

>>88452031
???
She runs upstairs to return to her room
She also mentioned living in the basement a long time ago

>>88453093
The basement thing was "someone's basement" according to Aradia, at a time when they weren't living with their parents for some reason I suppose

>>88452950
Rissa doesn't lie... oh wait

>>88452950
In a perfect world where she isn't retarded, she'd have play tested it on her Pc, refunded it and bought it on her PS5 instead.

Rissa will be joining Mori on her radio show next month

>>88453709
I'm glad, I like when Rissa talks about music

>>88453709
Took her long enough. ERB was invited first ffs

>>88453709
>guys, check out my EP that came out *checks notes* 3 months ago! It has 4 songs, but I didn't write the 4th one so who cares, I guess

>>88453799
she's so overworked pls understand, poor thing, she's streaming so much

>>88452031
She has a movie theater in her basement, Paparissa built it a long time ago for himself.

>>88454483
I thought that was the sex dungeon?

I'm hoping for a proper solo cover or a duet at least. Last time we got a cover SMN didn't have a release date yet..

>>88455096
Sorry no more songs until all of the EP gets to one million

>>88455377
literally never happening. Ever if you merge spotify and youtube numbers Shatter would never get close

>>88454618
No the sex dungeon was removed and relocated after Aradia moved out

>>88452425
>Rissa wearing Fauna's clothes
Will she sniff them?

>>88455812
she will mark them

>>88452425
This Rissa is bare feet

>>88452425
another version

>>88457530
>goth fauna
>green rissa
h-hot

I missa da Rissa

No Rissa tonight... but i can now watch the Dodgers without guilt

>>88459172
you just feel guilty still

>>88455540
Shatter? what's that?

>>88459272
It's true i cant deny it

https://youtu.be/Fym5-3NLbrs?si=Qz0IfGAG5HFDk3gV
I'm not quite sure what I watched to be honest

>>88413625
Her husband gave her that dress.

>>88460611
Obligatory "yes, me"

>>88460669
Right after he got the sloppiest BJ of his life. All good jailbirds who give red Dono's get them, actually ^^

>>88460525
That's impressive

I kissa da Rissa

>>88462820
The Rissa kisses you~ *Mwa~*

>>88462928
Go back to /wAIfu/ before I shoot you

>>88462983

>>88462983
Oooh, Gonna make me jailbird? Gonna put me in some handcuffs and force me? Mhmm?

>>88463639
nah, but I'm gonna breed your sister and make you watch

>>88464062
Oh noooo~ dont cuck me anon!

>>88463639
Try again. Rissa would rather handcuff jailbirds than be handcuffed. Similarly she would only allow Kiara, Fuwawa or Shiori to handcuff her. Not some ordinary Jailbird

>>88464444
Don't Worry Nerissa, You get clean her up when I'm done! And just for Good Measure, Get your other sister in hear too. And is your Mom home?

>>88464499
you're underestimating her bottom energy

>>88464499
Yeah, Sorry Anon, But that's just wrong. Nerissa is desperate for a jailbird to show up at her door and take her in front of her entire family. She's a little bitch

This is me in Nerissa bedroom.

>>88464771
See >>88464920. See the picrel. She would be the one to put the handcuffs onto you but then still be the bottom. Regardless she will not wear the handcuffs

>>88465173
This, I can agree with. Regardless, the Nerissa RPer should come back. They are fun and I want to fuck them

>>88465336
if they don't come back, can you fuck me instead?

Nerissa the type of wife that would ask you whether she could put make-up on you

Cringe faggots

seethe

>>88465428
I meeeean, if you're willing to dress the part, Sure, dont see why not anon! What do you got?

What kind of Halloween songs do (You) expect or want to see at tomorrow's karaoke?

>>88465572
Last time she just sang the same shit she always sings, not expecting any thing different

>>88465480
would

>>88465592
Suit yourself then. Personally, I'd think it would be nice to see a Thriller rendition. She'd really hit those high notes quite well

>>88466086
I was thinking of Thriller too. Especially after remembering last time she said MamaRissa loves it when she sings something of MJ

Sex with jailbirds

>>88467655
Aradia... stop tempting me

>>88464771
I'll take her hand in marriage, but I'd ask Paparissa for permission just out of courtesy.
>>88465480
I would let her put make up on me. I'm sure that I'd still look good and if not, whatever. As long as the future wife is happy.

>>88460786
Does Malpha give good head?

>>88468136
Not sure about head but she got the leglock game maxed out

Rissa the type of wife that would ask you to follow her skincare routine because "it's a fun activity you can do together, which is also really really good for your skin (just believe her)"

>>88468262
This is just a win isn't it? I believe her.

>>88468319
oh to be so young and in love with rose tinted glasses

>>88468362
Ain't that young, but I'd give it a try honestly if Nerissa wanted me to.

>>88468262
man i'm not spending an hour applying skincare every day
i'll stick to my 3 min routine

>>88468169
Damn it, now I want Malpha leglock art.

>>88468525
masturbating and using your cum as face mask?

>>88468572
only on thursdays

>>88468525
An hour isn't long considering you're probably able to watch tv while doing it. Perfect for all the shows we'd binge together.

>>88468169
Leglock game?

>>88468889
its how babies are made

nerissa if you are reading this thread please do a devil wears prada watchalong

>>88468987
i dont get it

>>88469596
lurk more

>>88469435
Rissa I second this please, I unironically need to watch more white woman media

>>88469435
Nah. She's seen that before.

>>88469861
nigga every watchalong was something she's seen it before

>>88469910
Exactly my point. The best watchalongs were Home Alone and The Shining...things she hadn't seen before.

>>88469604
what does leglock have to do with 4chan

>>88470017
you'll learn after a while joseph, it's okay

>>88470059
Who's Joseph? I'm new.

>>88470153
Hi, New. I'm a jailbird. Submit yourself before my wife, Nerissa Ravencroft.

Tickling Nerissa until she's a cackling, sobbing mess!

>>88470319
DONT FEET THE FEET

Would you be disappointed if we don't get a 3D for her birthday?

>>88471785
not really, I don't expect any birthday lives on time and I don't expect any for advent at all (except for fwmc)

>>88471925
Yeah and Biboo in the future when she's done moving. I take Shiori and Nerissa will struggle with doing extra Japan arcs outside of FES and BD

>>88471785
>expecting she going to the studio to record dances, sing and invite people to it
no, because I already see not happening at all

>>88471785
Kinda? Not necessarily a 3D but I'd be disappointed if it wasn't something special she did while in Japan, after all the supposed work she did and the lackluster Summer.

>>88472056
You'll get a zatsu and merch and you'll like it, not even a karaoke

>>88472088
There's no way she doesn't do, at the very least, a karaoke for her birthday. I refuse to even entertain the possibility.

>>88472153
We didn't get one last time, got a cool cake though. Not sure if we're getting anything this year though with how her mood is going. That story about her wearing that one onesie for a long while when she was depressed hits really close now, she's wearing the same "content" the 2 to 3 games she always plays + recycled zatsus...

>>88468136
Malpha head game is fucking unreal. Sucked the soul out of me. You want a shot? She's still hungry-

3D Live for birthday. Standout appearance at the NY countdown Live. Appearance in the 2025 Shuffle Medley.

>>88472399
Temper your expectations jailbro, the fall is gonna hurt

>>88472433
I WILL NEVER STOP BELEEBING. JUST LIKE HOW WE GOT THE KARAOKE TOMORROW

>>88472524
I agree with your energy; never stop believing. Just like how I will never stop believing that Nerissa will someday be my future wife :')

https://youtu.be/1k8craCGpgs

>>88472738
jailbird official anthem

change the thread to /hOPE/

>>88473072
IRyS...

>>88473072
We need art of Rissa dressed as Supergirl.

>>88472738
>>88472950
How has she not sung this song yet. It is so Rissa coded

>>88471785
Yes. Her streams are basically anime filler content, so the big things need to actually be big.

>>88473381
No i feel like she did sing this. Am i getting dementia???

>>88473528
she's sung don't stop me now

>>88473573
No i know that but i vague have a feeling she did sing this song

>>88473716
Nvm it was Irys' version that i was remembering

Rissa, you must win...

Oh Rissa, my Rissa, where have you gone?

anal sex with my raven wife

anal sex with Brorissa

>>88471505

>>88475185
She's /here/ with us

>>88475185
Anon, I just went to the bathroom. Keep whining and I won't suck got ball dry tonight-

Psychologically preparing myself to how disappointing and underwhelming her birthday celebration stream is going to be, so I can actually enjoy it

>>88478625
Suck my dick, Nerissa, please...

>>88479040
Alright, Fine, But no more whining, got it?
> Begins to tie her hair back, pushing you back into your

>>88479229
I mean if Anon is Busy Nerissa, I can just...*unzip*

>>88479229
Tying your hair back? You can suck it just fine without.

armpit sex with rissa

>>88479229
Ok Rissa, now get to it
Can you put a condom on

https://twitter.com/LordJoeboto/status/1851413012176941479

>>88482171
Sure, Jailbird!
>Pops condom in mouth, prepares to suck

>>88482229
why her hands look like SH2 Mannequin

https://x.com/carrot_011/status/1851421014024208868

>>88483167
Pls Rissa... please tease my small pp...

small jailbird pp

>>88487249
Mamarissa so happy to see her daughter's found a husband to suck on.

>>88485411
not how that dynamic would go. Suisei would step all over rissa, fill her mouth full of suipiss

>>88487582
There is one weird guy that has some small pp fetish

>>88488149
that's not a "weird" guy, that's called a pedo

I've been gone are you behaving

>>88488370
Depends, Who's asking?

>>88488370
A Rissa-less day drives many a Jailbird crazy

>>88487444
I think this dude is my favorite artist.

>>88488313
Nigga wut

>>88488430
I liked the watchalong yesterday but I was still on my 3-day vacation(it was a lewd Risaa) so no live posting :(

baker dono are you up and awake? if so please make the bake halloween themed

>>88488062
not a bottom but I'd make an exception for suipiss

>>88489003(me)
Guess not, preparing bake

troy

>>88489687
Did you hydrate properly today reserve baker-sama?

>>88489887
I did! Though the water tastes weird at the hospital

do you need a blowjob baker sama?

>>88489878
Troy, I heard you didnt fuck my wife today. Do we have a problem here, Troy? Oh, your gonna head over right now and fuck her? Good decision, Troy. Oh, and Troy? You better not forget to send me the video this time... Got it? Good.

>>88489958
Only if you're Rissa

Did you went to church last Sunday baker-sama?

New spooky bake
>>88490786
>>88490786
>>88490786
>>88490739
About that....

>>88490871
Thanks for the spooky bake!