/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>88435965
Sex! Gura needs an outfit like this. Or any model with long hair, really.

For wings and nuggies!

Gurass

>>88436136
And pizza too!

Day 28! Give it up for day 28!

Yeah, mine.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkumV_dHbkg

Californiabud here, tomorrow's game is gonna be tough as a pizza delivery driver. Gura's buff will hopefully guide us and the dodgers to victory. Hail Gura.

There's no reason she can't talk to us.
She's just an ungrateful lying whore and she doesn't belong in hololive.

>>88436867
>Californiabud
my condolences

https://holo.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10625#
TuT

>>88436867
you can do it!

>>88437654
I like this image

>>88437164

>current state of chumbuds

>>88436392
>>88437898

>>88438191
i agree with that spammer, i'm making fun of chumcucks here

>>88437164
It's weird to me that western artists are almost always terrible at anime art style. Why is that?
Not to mention the anatomy just looks strange and off.

>>88438266
You're strange.

Sololive next year, guys. We're gonna make it.

I've been watching more reptile videos. Blue tongued skinks sure are cool

won't read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>88437164
Dang, they made a whole site for Holo lewds?

>>88436997
I know how much of a shithole I live in. But Gura and my family give me strength to carry on in here.

>>88437654
I will deliver pizzas to all dodgers fans in anticipation! Gura buff sugoi!!!

>>88439265
>>88436867
Bud I will watch for the two of us!!!

>>88437898
Don't shitpost with other holos. Only nijis foment hatred and division among their own.

my tummy horts

>>88436150
SNIFFFFF

>>88439790
what did you eat chumbie

>>88439790
FEEL BETTER CHUMBIE

>>88441194
oyasame

dino dreams

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gooba this week

I think I'm seeing double

>kiara hinted more graduation
Gooba!

>>88441486
go to sleep, you are hallucinating

>>88438695
What is this dino preaching and why in a library

>>88441536
oh nyo

>>88438571
Literally me
I had two brief naps at my station in the last five hours. In one of them I was at a strange different version of my normal golf course and while clocking out I passed right by Orange Man, who was there filming a surreal movie scene which I cannot possibly describe. Then I tried to go to a bath/spa area which doesn't exist in the real version, because I guess I shower at my place of work in dream world. However, I accidentally entered the womens' bath, which was filled back to front with beautiful girls bathing. They didn't mind or even acknowledge my presence for some reason.

>>88438601
lizerds r kewl

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>88441497
Goora love!

Relax, take a breather. Dont sperg out on minor things

>>88439326
Nah Gigi might as well be a niji or a vshojo desu.

Another nightshift another dollar

Gura is mine

Baguraette honhonhon

A friend of a friend in England just received this lovely communication
I am now encouraging him to report this creature to the police for homophobic slurs lmao

>>88444136
What does this have anything to do with Gura?

I want to live a boring domestic life with Gura

>>88444136
Who the fuck cares. Probably deserved it. Die

>>88444433
Mr. Rendon deserves castration and so do you

>>88444558
Shut up dramafag

>>88444583
Take your own advice faggot

Gura is the love of my life

Gura will graduate before the end of the year

>>88444136
I hope you're next.

>>88444136
people are crazy

>>88445236
Don't worry about me, I'd probably just think it was funny and threaten to rape his sister right back

>>88445535
Honestly if your friend found himself in a self defense situation with that loli-killer well.

For King and Cunny!

goob mornin
i love gura

>>88445635
I wouldn't exactly shed a tear. Fuck loli-haters.

Repent hereticbuds

>>88447039
Me the final chumbud

>>88447133
In your dreams.

Makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes
Makin' pancakes, makin' bacon pancakes

>>88447986
gen z boss and a pancake

>>88447039
The real final chumbie (me)

>>88447133
>>88448779
N化水

>>88436000
>*Le touché*

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>88436069

>>88444823
Wanna make a bet?

Goob morning retards

>>88449856
I would bully that thousand year old elf shark mage T u T

Sex with a fembud.

>>88450116
Goob morning faggot

Goob morning buttbuds

>>88435965
The rumor they're spreading is fake

>>88452159
Me spreading Gura's cheeks isn't fake T u T

>>88444136
I hope you, Dylan, and that friend of a friend all die painful and agonizing deaths soon xoxo

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>88446075
no u

shark shagging

booba huhaha

>>88456273
would

Goob morning

I had a dream in which Gura asked us to write a scary story for her. She was going to read some and giggled while stating she was going to rate them. Even in my dream she's a brat.

>>88456273
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>88457526
Goob nite

Wake up, chumbies

>>88437898
Kek they're so pathetic

gooba please

>>88459144
Now that's a wholesome Dino Gura

What kind of soap do you think Gooba uses?

>>88460008
Soap

The whole earth can rot for all I care. Just like you told me to rot. I thought you meant to say that not allowing you to accompany her was like letting you rot. I didn't wanna have you feel like that. I would have even sacrificed my first time with the love of my life to prevent it. Now I am apparently a villain because of it. Well, you know what they say, if you gonna take the blame, you might as well play the game.

>>88460008
mango soap

wat?

Back to my diet chumbies. I can't pass 1500 calories today

>>88460734
That's rough buddy
I just ate a bunch of costco samples for lunch and I have no idea how many calories were in the assorted fractions of servings of the things I ate

>>88460574
Kiara is an absolute sociopath. Nothing new. She can't stop thinking about black cocks either for """some""" reason.

Never trust a sociopath, zoomers. Actually, better to just not get involved with them at all.

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/117041389
ideal

Ermmm, what the sigma?

>>88441446
samen

>>88461183
If you like this you're fucked in the head

>>88450159

>>88462457
Fuck you gutsbud. Elves are made for bullying and breeding!

>>88462435
ogey

>>88447039
I am still here. I am rationing my Gura intake.

>>88462647
No bully.

they finally ported RDR 1 and Undead Nightmare to PC, but the price is way too high, I'm not gonna fork over 50 bucks for a 14 year old game with no added features, gonna wait until it's on sale. I hope it's possible to mod it by then.

>>88463840
>$50
Did they remaster it at least? I'd wait for a sale too

MY Gurandma.gif

My real girlfriend.

>>88463984
>Did they remaster
not sure, but the reviews are positive and only complain about the price, though it looks better than I remember

MY wife

>>88463984
it's not a remaster, but it is a good port for once
it also has no denuvo and it doesn't have rdr online like the original did, so you don't need to pay for it

I have written down all the names of every bad, misbehaving child in my big book and they are gonna get the whip.

>>88464362
h-harder daddy~

>>88464527
it's st. nikolaus!

>>88464960
this one has 2 black peters?

Every halloween I see there's more and more people with those giant skeletons in their front yard.
They're kinda cool, I guess...

Would Gura get upset if I peed in her cun cun?

Is she here?

>>88466054
yes right here
hello

>>88466054
no and yes, it depends on whether you're arguing if she is or isn't

>>88465894
spooky

>>88465998
yes. it's messy.

Want to know something really spooky? There's a deadbeat inside of you!

>>88466273
Oh shit... someone please get that fucker out of me.

>>88466054
Yes she is.

>>88466273
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope we see yer soon. I could really use her to brighten up my miserable day right now.

>>88466468
She's gone forever bro, never coming back, never to be seen again, i know this, you know this

I'm thinkin about goob smell again

She always comes back eventually, the question is how long...

>>88467245
I too walked past my composter earlier today and started thinking about Goob <3

>>88454274
HEATHEN APOSTATE

*humps gura*

>>88468016

*humps fembud*

*mumps gura*

my cousin was listening to this song and it reminded me of goob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aak6sSECvZc

i was at the gas station buyin that good candy and they had a sale on those cheap cigarettes huhaha

Smokers are subhuman, dunno why you'd admit to that

>>88468931
Is that you coffeeskittlesbud

>>88467271
>She always comes back
Especially once the Dodgers best the Yankees...tonight! Goob will be back for sure.

>>88468931
stop, put that down!

>*touches your shart*

There is a gura shaped hole in my heart

There is a heart shaped hole in my gura

>>88470021
same desu

There is a wrong hole in Gura.

There is a shaped heart in my gura hole

There is a gura shaped hole in my butt

There is a hole in Gura. I plugged it up T u T

Just Gura.

Do you guys remember your first Gura sighting?

Mine was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpfzaKPEIeQ
2 years ago, I had no idea what vtubers even was, and it was my first time clicking on the "shorts" tab on YT, at first i thought it was a kid, that reinforced since my 2nd Gura sighting was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3we0b4TyuUY

>>88470484
yes, the crunchyroll parody song

>>88470484
Her debut.

>>88470621
This pretty much. No interesting story to tell.

>>88470484
uh yeah, when cover first announced holoen. i thought 'hey that blue one is cute. i'll check her out'

I don't like oat milk can I stop drinking it now

>>88471647
who told you to drink it?

>>88470484
Yeah I remember I was playing Koikatsu at the time and people had made character cards of Gura and Korone. I had no awareness of who they were at the time though and it'd be a while before I got a Youtube recommendation that pulled me down the VTuber rabbithole.

>>88471647
no. you must drink the oat milk

>>88470484
It was from some meme that I saw like 2 years although I didn’t start actually watching her until this year when her lolikami cover got recommended to me.

>>88470621
Same desu, what really got me was her karaoke. I was hooked, never to let go.

Well done. I am now as sexist as one can be.

>>88472207
Nah you can always go deeper.

Interesting thread

Kiara said she can't even get in touch with Gura anymore when asked for Myth collabs

Funny thread.

>>88472304
timestamp?

Thinking thread.

Cute and funny thread.

>>88443658

Anger-management thread.

>>88472409
She's still streaming but qrd is:
>Ina is not available to stream
>Mori's schedule is full
>Goobidiba I don't know......

Itchy thread

>>88472207
I sexiester than you tho

>>88472606
Install this and you will be able to post timestamps before streams are over.
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/459535-ytbetter

>>88472304
>>88472606
Grim

Gura thread?

>>88472679
I'm not installing your virus...

>>88472745
The source code is right there.

Sleepy thread.

>>88445711
>>88436136
>>88436172
For s’ghetti too!!!

>Kiara can’t get ahold of Gura anymore
Welp boys I don’t wanna concernfag but…

>>88473023
It's already confirmed she's physically fine, but it certainly is worrying for the state of things otherwise.

>>88473023
nothing new about that

>>88472955
I love s'ghetti!

>>88472304
>>88473023
I mean if she was ghosting any of the other girls I might be worried. But this is Kiara we are talking about, perfectly understandable if you ask me.

>>88473142
>nothing new about that
There was a time when Kiara would say she wants a collab and Gura would instantly hop on for one just for her (aka 4-8 months ago)
So this is new

>>88472844
yeah right, you're just trying to trick me into installing it...

>>88473165
t. newfag who knows nothing about Kiara and Gura's relationship

>>88473023
How many times has kiara opened her mouth and said some doompost shit and nothing happen anon? I have nothing against her but let's be honest, she isn't the best at wording her thoughts.

>>88473135
>It's already confirmed she's physically fine,
???? No it isn't.

>>88473154

>>88473248
Sisters always fall for it tho. Kinda funny.

>"I don't know the specifics but Gura is busy"
>AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE SHE'S GHOSTING HER, GRADUATION SOON

>>88473258

>>88473248
She didn't say anything doomposty you fags just don't watch streams.
She said she can't get a Myth collab together because
>Ina is unavailable
>Mori is busy
>Idk what gura's doing
Then you all made it some doomshit

>>88473255
You really think her manager tweeted the gif? Or used her other account to follow dudul?

>>88473360
>Then you all made it some doomshit
People are extremely touchy understand

>>88454080
>*Lo touchõ*

>>88473414
>faggots are extremely touchy understand
FTFY

>>88473235
This isn't even the first time she's ghosted Kiara, newfag
Remember the Advent Calendar?

>"what's Gura doing?"
>Gura right now

>>88473023
Gura refused to shill her anniversary merch so I don't think she can log into any of her Hololive accounts.

gura is a recluse spider

>>88473248
You might be right, I just hate how Kiara’s like this

>>88473356
She never said Gura is busy. She said she doesn't know what's going on with Gura

>>88466468
Stop depending on women for emotional validation

And chumbie prime is chumbie prime anymore, by her own admission she is now obsessed with Gigi :S

>>88473543
It's understandable to not like Kiara's yapping especially when she intentionally or unintentionally brings up other members so she has shit to talk about

>>88473356
>Gura is busy
Busy with what exactly? And why does it prevent her from saying anything to her fans?

>>88473601
Not now, brownfeet.

>>88473639
nothing worth caring about unless you count a sub-50 minute 3d live in like ten months, probably

>>88473639
She never said Gura is busy, she said she doesn't know what's going on with her aka she hasn't been able to talk to her

>>88472715
I think so.

>>88473571
Are you gay?

>>88473764
>stop being a codependent little bitch
>are you gay?
This is what you sound like.

>>88473708
Retard, pretty relevant to the topic but you seem to braindead to understand, goodbye

Fun fact: Everytime i get invited to my parents for dinner i always get diarrea afterwards

>>88473906
It isn't relevant whatsoever.

Imagine seething at chumbud prime.

>>88474009
Gigi prime* get it right!

>>88473976
They're trying to kill you. Take the hint, retard.

>>88473639
busy getting nailed in the butt by me

>>88474009

>>88473976
do they cook something you're allergic to? or are they bad at cooking?

>>88474098
That's her pooping face. Did you put it in her butt by any chance?

Speaking of diarrhea, dried squid always gives me really bad shits. I can't stop eating it though

>>88473976
What are they feeding you?

>>88474170
yeah what do you think "nailed in the butt" means?

>>88474042
And Gigi also loves Gura. Fauna's grand master plan is to obviously have a sweaty threesome with the two of them. She might also be trying to get Mumei involved. Truly a devious woman.

>>88473847
Why does the idea of a relationship exist? Ultra individualist retard says because of culture rather than some instinctual reason.

>>88473976
My dads wife served me blue steak that was cold in the middle and I didn't notice something was off until after I ate two bites because I was watching something interesting with my dad.
I've been shitting liquid for over a week.

Where can I buy official merch of Luce?

>>88474210
Does it taste like calamari? I’ve only ever eaten calamari. It’s a interesting food

>>88474481
Its hard to explain. Theres hardly any squid taste at all.

>>88474609

>>88474609
nta, but I had either baked or fried squid (it had breading on it) from a buffet before, it was kinda rubbery

>>88474320
You are not in a relationship with Gura no matter how many superchats you send to her.

>>88475325
Yeah? And you don’t have a brain no matter how hard you try to think

I remember having some kind of breaded calamari or squid or something many years ago, it was an "adventurous" thing for me to eat at the time. The only thing I remember about it is how chewy/rubbery it was. The taste left no impact.

>>88475391
I touched the bait…

>>88475391
I want shwimp

>>88475325
Of course we're in a relationship, she's my wife!

>>88475477
calamari shouldn't be chewy if it's prepared right

>>88475817
Well yeah, whatever it was it probably wasn't prepared very well.

>>88474343
long lasting diarrhea after eating raw meat can be a sign of dangerous parasites, maybe you'll die in 6 months

>>88475817
Is that the real 1st edition default george?

>>88476299
fool. no one has seen the first edition. it's merely a myth

>>88474343
... Well blue in the middle shouldn't be bad normally, the germs on a steak exist on the surface, that sounds like the steak was stored improperly.

>>88474343
Yeah your tummy might hort if you aren't used to blue steaks

>>88476277
Wait a minute that undercooked chicken she ate... her recent sickness. And I swear she randomly brought up in a recent stream something like "what is dysentery and do I have it?" I think the Minecraft ones?
It's all coming together...

Gura has botulism.

goob rn

Gura's puffy pucci and tiny little butthole. T u T
https://files.catbox.moe/pkkvgi.png

>>88476958
I remember that time I correctly predicted how late she would be to the stream because she was shidding. :3

>>88476990
my wife

>>88477116
be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits!

>>88476990
I love my pink girly girl daughterwife

>>88477184

>>88477219
And I also love her when she talks like a boyish little shit.

>>88472477
La basé

>>88476830
would gura still love me if i was a little worm crawling around in her muscles

>>88436136
This dino looks ready for war

>>88473154
What are your feelings on wings and nuggies

>>88477885
That depends. Did you come from a space gas station bathroom vending machine egg sandwich?

>>88478302
I love eating crispy meat too!

>>88478899
Man I love Futurama

>>88477807

>>88479015
I like this

I like slapping my belly and watching my birds be confused

GO GO GO
LAST POST GETTO

>>88479385
I remember more of my dreams recently, tonight I dreamt that I had a leech underneath my calf skin, I woke up feeling a burning sensation, immediately checked the area and it went away

>>88479597
If I saw you start randomly slapping your belly next to me I'd be pretty confused too desu

>>88479939
Birds are pretty smart huh

I kinda like this silly game at the end we play.

I love burds

*Chops your dick off*

>>88480119