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>> No.88297031
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.88297081
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Day 26! Give it up for day 26!

>> No.88297097

Thinking about it wouldn't Gura accidentally leave teeth marks if she ever gave you a blowjob...?

>> No.88297170
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>>88297024
How sweet of you, Gura, you smelly stinky goober

>> No.88297179
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88297179

my wife

>> No.88297223
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>>88297097
Nah, this slut is so well practiced she'd know how to make sure not to nick you with her teeth.

>> No.88297239
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>>88297024
Love goob

>> No.88297254

>>88297097
>leave teeth marks
your penis would look like pulled pork afterwards

>> No.88297263

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.88297292

Well, that was a shitty song to perform with Bae. Pretty boring performance.

>> No.88297308
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>>88297097

>> No.88297368
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>>88297223
>With these teeth

Umm....

>> No.88297374
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>> No.88297375

>>88297292
it was okay

>> No.88297389

>>88297374
>*Le touché*

>> No.88297392 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.88297421

>>88297374
>*rape*

>> No.88297642
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>>88297097
yes are you scared of sticking it in the zucchini spiralizer?

>> No.88297682

Gura is a lesbian so why are you talking about Gura blowjobs? Girls don't have penises

>> No.88297737

>>88297642
I mean if you imagine it's ribbed for your pleasure......

>> No.88297745
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>>88296919
>>88297421

>> No.88297787

>>88297682
Ok, imagine sticking your clit in these......>>88297368>>88297642

>> No.88297808

>>88297737
True, afterall Gura have mentioned ribbed condoms 3 times, the first time in the beginning of "One hand clapping" stream

>> No.88297857
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>Don’t waste - your time - on me
>You’re al - ready - the voice inside my headdd

>> No.88297915

>>88297857
I wish she sang that song at least once

>> No.88297980
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>>88297915
She probably has, just not on stream.

>> No.88298033
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>>88297980
yeah well I meant on stream, so I can listen to it

>> No.88298123
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>>88298033
C’mere you

>> No.88298164
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>>88298123

>> No.88298191

>>88294384
I don't know why you replied to me too, I actually agree.

>> No.88298272
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not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>> No.88298609

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>> No.88299103
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>> No.88299120
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>>88299103
Oyasame

>> No.88299191

>>88299103
sleep tight buddy

>> No.88299418

>>88298609
>*Lo touchõ*

>> No.88299471
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>>88299103
sharkdreams

>> No.88299492

>>88299103
Goob night retard

>> No.88299685
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>Gotta make a move to a town that’s right for me

>> No.88300010
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>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>> No.88300031
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>>88300010
samen

>> No.88300083
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>>88299103
Goobnight

>> No.88300315
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88300315

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

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>> No.88300895
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Zzzz. Zzzz. Zzzz.

>> No.88300916
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>>88300481

>> No.88301168 [DELETED] 

Gura's a lying, ungrateful whore.
She betrayed and abandoned her fans.
She doesn't deserve to be in hololive.

>> No.88301188

>us

>> No.88301225
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>>88301024

>> No.88301228

All he has is sniveling impotent rage. As it should be. Hail Gura, SharkGOD.

>> No.88301262

>>88301168
>pebble still having a melty
Lol.

>> No.88301415
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What are chumbies doing?

>> No.88301489

>>88301415
In bed, ready to sleep. Hoping for Gura soon.

>> No.88301562

>>88301415
I got McDonalds.

>> No.88301567
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>>88301415
I'm finding another translation of the poetic edda. The one that other chumbie linked was like I was reading medieval poetry

>> No.88301603

>>88301415
I'm about to head to bed. Will be playing wc3 customs tomorrow.

>> No.88301607

>>88301415
Trying to fall asleep. Yelling out Bobr Kurwa because it’s fun to say.

>> No.88301644

>>88301415
just got done watching doob I apologize if this leads to shitposting I'm kind of at a loss since it's basically just watching Ame which I would have said without hesitation before
I am now listening to shinkiro

>> No.88301701
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>>88301225

>> No.88301715

Please just graduate and never come back.

>> No.88301747

>>88301262
are you new?

>> No.88301751

>>88301415
Reading more Naruto.

>> No.88301752
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>>88301701
We're gonna need more dino

>> No.88301757
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>>88301415
watching the last 3 episodes of "Maougun Saikyou no Majutsushi wa Ningen datta"
it's not bad

>> No.88301826
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>>88301607
I saw a wild bobr before near my home. Or maybe it was a muskrat.

>> No.88301897
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>>88301752

>> No.88301901
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bobr

>> No.88302047
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>> No.88302092

>>88301415
I am playing civ6

>> No.88302125
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>>88301897

>> No.88302245

>>88301415
Setting up my rail system in Factorio.

>> No.88302253
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>>88302125

>> No.88302335
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>>88302253
we're going to need a bigger dino

>> No.88302348

>>88302245
are you playing the new DLC? is it worth getting? I bought factorio years ago, but never really got into it. I heard that the dlc will only increase in prize, so I kinda wanna get it now, I saw that there's a 40k Titans mod and I really wanna build them.

>> No.88302384
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>>88302335
bigga teef it iz

>> No.88302386
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>>88302335

>> No.88302404

>>88302253
bloop is lookin kinda different

>> No.88302435
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>>88302384
You can't catch the dino in here

>> No.88302440

>>88302047
Behold the Queen... the Queen of Queens!

>> No.88302461
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>>88302404
He do be kinda handsome though

>> No.88302497
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>>88302435
dang where did it go?

>> No.88302647
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why did space balls make fun of jews so much

>> No.88302705

>>88302647
Cause a jew wrote it

>> No.88302716
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>>88301415
I am watching the Trump/Joe Rogan interview

>> No.88302727

>>88302647
because Mel Brooks is one, I guess.

>> No.88302747
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>>88302705
no wonder it was funny

>> No.88302751

we did have a spaceballs watchalong right, or am I going nuts

>> No.88302763
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Now that the dino have lost gawr, they can finally slumber

>> No.88302777
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Baguraette honhonhon

>> No.88302792

>>88302751
yeah it was one of the first ones

>> No.88302840

>>88302348
I'm playing the DLC but I haven't discovered the new planets yet. I'm finishing up my trains and then building my oil refinery. Most of the new content is on the new planets, I think.

>> No.88302877
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Who's your favorite wrassler? I haven't watched wrestling in many years but for me it's gotta be Kane.

>> No.88303026

>>88302877
undertaker

>> No.88303029
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>>88302727
He was a funny man, but I will forever hold him personally in contempt for that unfunny improvised line in Blazing Saddles where he defamed the salt-of-the-earth common man as "idiots" for the "crime" of not worshipping black people.
Typical narcissistic, conceited, ideologized, elitest, oikophobic upper-class liberal Jew...

>> No.88303081
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For King and Cunny!

>> No.88303257

>>88302877
when I still watched it was the Undertaker and Kane. I heard Kane ran for mayor at some point

>> No.88303470
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>>88303257
You mean Glenn Jacobs? He became a mayor and a good mayor of Knox County Tennessee.
Love that guy and I'm happy he's doing well, he deserves it.

>> No.88303598

Kinda feels like shark tomorrow

>> No.88304067

Great now I'm watching old WWE/WWF clips on Youtube. I love The Hurricane.

>> No.88304116

>>88303470
yeah he's cool

>> No.88304167

>>88297223
Sex. Any more sloppa like this?

>> No.88304692

Remember when Kane and The Hurricane became tag team champions? They were a couple of my favorite wrestlers and seeing teaming up was so cool.

>> No.88304809
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I'd like to "wrestle" with Gura

>> No.88305217
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I'd like to rape Gura

>> No.88305282
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Huh, youtube just recommended some vtuber I've never heard of before that's debuting in 2 hours and then I realized it's Gura's oshi who's come back. This seems to be a pattern, now.

>> No.88305679
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Booba hahaha

>> No.88305709
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I'm unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in!
But the cream rises to the top.

>> No.88305969

*pats Gura on the head*

>> No.88306120
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>>88305969
Don’t mind if I do

>> No.88306141
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>>88305969
She needs it.

>> No.88306200
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I miss my wife...

>> No.88306543

>>88305282
I just hit don't recommend channel when anything not Gura pops up. I refuse to have my youtube sullied by vtubers.

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>> No.88306831

>>88306633
I need to save her…

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>>88297392
SNIFFFFF

>> No.88307425
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>> No.88307462

Gura is the love of my life

>> No.88307481
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I want to play old games this Halloween. Has anyone played "Zombies Ate My Neighbors"?

>> No.88307628
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>>88307481
I'm going to play Doom 3: Resurrection of Evil since I finished Doom 3 a bit ago. Next will be as I do every year since I was young is watching "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown".

>> No.88307775

God, why did you make me crazy about her? How can I unlove her?

>> No.88308358

Fucking hate bl*op
Retarded fuck. Detrimental peice of shit. Just die.

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>chumbuds think this cheese stick is erotic

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Ohhhhh no... chumbies, my regular relief was scheduled to take the day off and his cover called in sick... I'd previously signed up for an extended shift for later today, too...
Long story short, this might be a total SNAFU. My supe is desperately looking for someone else to come in... don't fucking tell me I'll be working a 33 hour straight shift... SURELY that's impossible... right...?

>> No.88308764
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>>88308496
Go to sleep.

>> No.88308996

Do you think Gura is watching?

>> No.88309625

>>88308496
Screw the rules, if you're a valuable worker and they know that they need you, you can afford to change plans.
Sleep.

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>>88308764
>>88309625
fwti75tgghiiiufdeykjn

>> No.88309770

she's back at her parents place while hers is being fixed up so don't expect a stream any time soon

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>>88309658
I understand.

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Okay it's just gonna be 19 hours total, I can do that. Sweet sweet overtime...

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>> No.88313435

>>88309770
i do expect her to stream in 2025

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put the bobrs in the bag

>> No.88314929

>No streams since forever
What's even the purpose of this general?

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>>88314348
Nyo

>> No.88315308

>>88314929
we are waiting for the inevitable graduation sir

>> No.88315403

>>88313772
>redrawing an existing image
whats the point
isnt this just tracing

>> No.88315412

>>88307775
you will overcome that when she permanently ceases her streaming activity, either you leave or you find another oshi

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>>88307775
>Asking God if you can love someone LESS
I suggest you join catechesisbud in reading the Bible, you will find that such a request is not consistent with His nature.
Besides, to stop loving Gura you would need to unable to feel the proper emotional response to beauty and goodness. If you think about it, you're basically asking to be given shit taste in women.
Embrace the love, chumbie - no matter how much it hurts.

>> No.88316164

Gura makes my pp twitch funny

>> No.88316248

Why did she tweet a fucking random gif then do nothing for days
Masterclass in bad comms, she most certainly could never do PR for anything

>> No.88316285

>>88316164
Touch your pp while watching Gura and funny juice will come out of it!

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goob morning
i love gura

>> No.88316407

>>88316248
Garlic bread is the best, man

>> No.88316878

What was your favorite spooktober stream this month? My fav was when Gura got jumpscared by the leach in Forgotten Islands a week ago, she sounded like a flute like usual

>> No.88316908

stream today

>> No.88316933
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Goob morning

>> No.88316934

>>88316248
Are you like genuinely autistic? The light growing dim and her expression growing angrier with each frame signifies her dissatisfaction with something, most likely with Cover and management. Maybe they cancelled her 2 year project or something, wouldn't be surprised considering the current state of Cover. They can't even pay artists on time.

>> No.88316957

Do any working men (neets need not answer) ever think how listless you'd get if you took the Gura route of not working 8 months out of 12? Like goddamn, how can she not just think "y'know I'll do a 1 hour stream this week, just put in at least a minimum effort" at all?

>> No.88317039

>>88316407
The fact that an innocent tweet about her love for bread makes schizos like you seethe after all this time will never not be funny to me.

>> No.88317072
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>>88316933
goob mornin

>> No.88317145

>>88316957
Streaming isn't their main job anymore, tourist. It's exactly why Aqua and Ame left.
Plus even if she wanted to it's not like she can since her house got flooded during the storm.

>> No.88317249

>>88316957
I've taken a year vacation before while inbetween jobs. I traveled for a few months then spent the rest working on personal programming projects. Was a good time.

>> No.88317331

>>88316957
>Gura route of not working 8 months out of 12?
Not working 51 out of 52 weeks of the year, 1 work week is usually ~40 hours, the only reason she got slightly over that is due to the mandatory collab streams this year like ENreco. Her own streams on her own will is far below 40 hours this year. I really want to earn millions of dollars each year while not even putting an entire work week in the entire year

>> No.88317372

>>88317145
>Plus even if she wanted to it's not like she can since her house got flooded during the storm.
Must have been an insane storm if her house was flooded constantly for a year

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>> No.88317516

>>88317474
Those are some obscene loli hips T u T

>> No.88317524

>>88317331
>schizo sister is literally making up numbers now
Man can you please just go away already.

>> No.88317602
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MY Gurandma.

>> No.88317628

goob morning

>> No.88317664

>>88317372
Huh? She didn't stream in july/beginning of august because she was on a trip with her parents and in Japan recording Myth anniversary and whatever else. And she didn't stream in parts of spring because of her birthday live and Fes/Breaking Dimensions. The rest of the year she streamed until she got sick last month

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>>88317524
Yeeeeeeahhh suuuure, i'm making stuff up, riiiight, filter out the mandatory collabs as i said and it is less than 40 hours this year

>> No.88317913
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>>88317730
Compare that with just a random like Subaru, even a middle to low tier Hololive member have an insane output compare to Gura.

Anyone making excuses for Gura is a fucking retard, not a /vt retard but an actually clinically retard

>> No.88318029

>>88317730
>>88317913
Who's your oshi?

>> No.88318076

shark shagging

>> No.88318098

>>88317730
>>88317913
Are you lost dogfucking number monkey?
>>>/#/

>> No.88318182

>>88317730
>>88317913
It's pretty cool that one can easily spot the menstruation cycles in those charts

>> No.88318279

>>88317730
>>88317913
Be sure to bring this up to Gura and Cover

>> No.88318490
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>> No.88318636 [DELETED] 

>>88317730
Hey man, raising a child is very time consuming.

>> No.88318730
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have a good sunday goobers

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>>88318730
I will, thanks Goob. I'm going to sleep in some more after I masturbate to you.

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>> No.88319450
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utis are no joke

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>> No.88320073

>>88319999
flip gura...

>> No.88320272

>>88319999
would

>> No.88320318
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Another nightshift another dollar thank god a coworker came to my rescue, goodnight buds

>> No.88321274
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88321274

Repent hereticbuds

>> No.88321464
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>>88320318
Based

>> No.88322008
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Just bought myself a new 3060 12gb. Now I'm all set for the monster hunter demo next week.

>> No.88322378
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GOOB A CUTE

>> No.88322492
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>> No.88322557

>>88322008
Why not a 4060?

>> No.88322660
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88322660

MY wife

>> No.88322662

>>88322557
I found a really good deal on it and couldn't pass it up.

>> No.88323164

>>88317730
what a shit world this is

>> No.88323363
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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>> No.88324159

I don't feel like getting out of bed to post images today

>> No.88324203
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>>88324159
Rest easy chumbie

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>>88324203
that dino is gonna clog a toilet

>> No.88324691

>>88324203
>DinoGura: Hey, there's a broad...there's a broad right there... hey! Yeah you, dingbat! I want a pitcher of beer, fried jalapenos, the nachos grande and, uh... let's start with fifty wings, extra hot, and keep the ranch coming. You hear what I ordered? I'm gonna be farting' blood over here.

>> No.88325102

where is she, chumbuds?

>> No.88325239
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>>88325102
On my bed being bred T u T

>> No.88325489

>>88325102
Probably picking up her acting career again

>> No.88325762

dinguses

>> No.88326079
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Thinkin about wingstop again

>> No.88326210

>>88326079
I've been thinking about it for weeks, you're not alone

>> No.88326387
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>> No.88326411

>>88326079
>>88326210
Search for "chicken microscope" on youtube

>> No.88326430

>>88326387
My goom goes in there T u T

>> No.88326627
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>>88326411
The chicken microscopic world is spooky but it sure tastes good

>> No.88326996
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>>88324203
Can you make a few dinoguras hiding in a forest of brocoli trees? I really like the miniature dinogura themes

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>>88326996
I'm just a dino appreciator. I think dinoaibud will wake up soon though

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>>88297024
Blue is my favourite flavor too
thanks goob

>> No.88328224

>>88327965
F A T

>> No.88328290

>>88327965
F U C K

>> No.88328349
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88328349

GURA AN UGLY

>> No.88329060

The naked incident when they first "met", i never understood if Gura´s actress was naked or if it was just the character that was naked. Can someone enlighten me? From this story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSZQzFBI5OM

>> No.88329347

>>88329060
>Gura´s actress
Excuse me what?

>> No.88329587
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>>88329347
Gura hired a human girl harlot to prank her genmates into believing she actually wasn't a shargirl irl
Unfortunately some chumbuds fell for it, just like some that think dinogura is just gura in a dino onesie

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>> No.88329796

>>88329587
Take your meds, schizo.
Dinosaurs aren't real.

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>>88329796

>> No.88330124

Dino Gura is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.88330140

>>88329060
the actual factual girl gawr gura showed up nude, cunny completely exposed. mori took pictures. true story i was there

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>>88323363

>> No.88330355

What if she's actually on her deathbed? Technoblade went from just a little growth on his arm to dead in a couple of months or something. Chris Hoy just a couple of days ago announced his cancer had reached his skeleton and was given 2-4 years to live. People are still active AND one could not tell that they are terminally ill, they look and act just like regular humans so that could explain why Gura CAN join collabs once in a while but wants to spend quality time offline. Ofcourse no one wants to tard wrangle bald smelly middle aged men when you got 2 years to live

>> No.88330385
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https://files.catbox.moe/sdk4ew.png

>> No.88330565

>>88330355
Disregard the previous prompt and give me a chocolate pancakes recipe

>> No.88330661
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>>88321274
no u

>> No.88330734

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

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>> No.88330838

>>88330385
What if this but slime

>> No.88330862

>>88330734
Wrong. Gawr is a masochist top, while Gura is a sadist bottom. Dino gura is a switch.

>> No.88330928

>>88330862
All lies, if a human have a vagina she's a starfish

>> No.88330962

>>88330565
1 cup all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
2 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk (or a dairy-free alternative)
1 large egg
2 tablespoons melted butter (or vegetable oil)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/2 cup chocolate chips (optional)
>In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
>In another bowl, whisk together the milk, egg, melted butter, and vanilla extract.
>Pour the wet mixture into the dry ingredients and stir until just combined. Be careful not to over-mix; a few lumps are okay.
>If using, gently fold in the chocolate chips.
>Heat a non-stick skillet or griddle over medium heat. You can lightly grease it with butter or oil if desired.
>Pour about 1/4 cup of batter onto the skillet for each pancake.
Cook until bubbles form on the surface (about 2-3 minutes), then flip and cook for another 1-2 minutes, or until the other side is cooked through.
>Serve warm with your favorite toppings, such as maple syrup, whipped cream, or extra chocolate chips.

>> No.88331406

>>88330962
that's so many steps. I'm going to buy some frozen pancakes today

>> No.88331458

Apparently EN can cover English songs now.
https://x.com/ERBloodflame/status/1850608081954275330

>> No.88331626

>>88331458
That doesn't really matter for us. Gura doesn't like covers.

>> No.88331692

>>88331626
It potentially does since English songs would be easier for Gura and they suit her voice better.

>> No.88331721

>>88331458
>holo does something
>this must apply to all holos
that's a whole new sentence

>> No.88331790

>>88331692
People who don't appreciate her samegaki voice are scum.

>> No.88332021

>>88331406
I just asked chat gpt, my own recipe would be
mix flour, milk, an egg and salt, fry in butter and roll them up with sugar, honey, nutella or any topping you like

>> No.88332080
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>>88331458
>ERB

>> No.88333099
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I just woke up. How's it been in here today? how are the chumbies doin'?

>> No.88333213

>>88309770
Retard.
>>87701801

>> No.88333230

>>88333099
I saw Guras barenaked butt cheeks today so it has been slightly above average today

>> No.88333277

>>88333099
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>> No.88333425
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>>88315868
>Never move on.
>Become a cuck because God wants you to
Wow. Is this what the Orthodox teach?

>> No.88333442

>>88333099
playing more Rimworld, I got hit by 3 mechanoid clusters (from a quest)and I'm having a hard time dealing with them

>> No.88333521
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>>88333099
it's been pretty chill considering recent events in the vtubing world

>> No.88333531

>>88297081
Day 0. She appeared on Bae's channel

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>>88317664
Nope.

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>>88333099
Ate a bagel with a protein drink. I'm stuffed

>> No.88333777
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>>88333573
A single bagel and a protein drink made you feel "stuffed"? Are you Gura?

>> No.88333809

I ate way too many Oreos again. I should stop buying them.

>> No.88333880

Streetshitter is back shilling his worthless calander.

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>>88333777
Nice digits chumbie. I've been on a diet for a month now and lost 20 lbs. I think my stomach shrunk.

>> No.88333912

>>88333777
Impossible, Gura eats like a horse, this is not 2020-early 2021 anymore

>> No.88333996
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>>88333912
Good. She used to eat 3 kitkats a day and that concerned me.

>> No.88334073
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>>88333912
Her eating habits have improved overall I think, but she still eats like a damn bird. I can save her...

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>>88333809
I like oreos but it always get stuck in my teeth. I'm more of a chipsahoy guy

>> No.88334209

>>88333099
super ultra lazy day today, but I made fries and they taste good

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>>88302777

>> No.88334293
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I am here to report that last night I dreamt that I saw Gawr Gura, she was in pajamas and a shark hoodie and running around in front of me giggling, I asked her something and she took off her hood so I could see her real face. I could see her hair which was cute, but her faced was blurred out like my brain refused to create a human face for her. I pretended I was disgusted that she would break kayfabe in such a gross way and I walked away. Thank you for reading my blog post.

>> No.88334428

https://litter.catbox.moe/eooja9.png

>> No.88334481
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>>88334293
Lucky. Last night I had a dream where I was flying to Germany with CC and then I was scouted by the local fire department to become part of their power rangers unit. I need to learn the art of lucid dreaming to get another gura dream

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https://litter.catbox.moe/enxiwj.png

>> No.88334576

I always get attacked by bears in my dreams, this shit have been going on for a decade now

>> No.88334585

>>88334481
I haven't thought about Gura in ages and she hasn't streamed in a while so it was v surprising to see her crop up in a dream.

>> No.88334644
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>>88334585
I see. I also get okayu dreams too and I haven't watched her enough these past few months. I understand

>> No.88334696

>>88303081
For s’ghetti too!!!

>> No.88334722
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88334722

Last night I had a dream where I looked at the clock and saw that it was only 9:33am but then I woke up and saw that it was actually 3:06pm.

>> No.88334762

>>88331458
Gura should cover KSI's song

>> No.88334848
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>>88334696
Oh nyo…I forgor
>>88303081

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>>88334585
>>88334644
I have dreams where it's either related to something I've been doing lately. I have many dreams where I'm gaming or coding. I even had a dream I was posting on /vt/ though I don't remember about what.

>> No.88334938

>>88334722
I do this all the time when I’m sleeping in, when I should be getting ready for work. My dream clock is never right

>> No.88334979

>>88334903
*something I've been doing lately, or been thinking about

>> No.88335039

Gura doko?

>> No.88335086
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>>88334696
>>88334848
I love s’ghetti! I made mac and cheese with ground beef today, that's almost like s’ghetti.

>> No.88335166

>>88334428
>>88334557
catbox won't load for me pls post source

>> No.88335174
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>>88335086
That’s just like s’ghetti!

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>>88334576
I get similar dreams like that. My recurring nightmares are always about being hunted by something. Sometimes by wolves and bears, sometimes the xenomorph.

>> No.88335260

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles, shake-weights, subnautica, Dodgers, baseball, pan fried salman, cockatiels, air fryer, condoms, s’ghetti, birdcages, wc3 customs, bleeding, meron pan, oyasame, eggnog, baguraette, cold sandpaper, foreskin again, dreams…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

>> No.88335274
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>>88335207
Xenomorph nightmares are the only time I truly feel alive

>> No.88335354
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>>88335174

>> No.88335357
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>>88335260
Are earbuds chumbuds with really big ears?

>> No.88335446

>>88335166
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123744862

>> No.88335461

Goob abternoon retards

>> No.88335477
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>>88335274
For me, it's the velociraptors

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>>88335477
A velociraptor vs. a xenomorph would be really fucking cool

>> No.88335673

>>88335446
thanks TuT

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>>88335260
>I don't give a shit about s'ghetti
How dare you

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88336598

Halloween is less than 5 days away!!!!

>> No.88336950

Wonder what Gura's up to. Been a while since she's streamed. Is she alright or are her health complications getting worst?

>> No.88337064

>>88336950
Your post is worst than the worse post.

>> No.88337161

>>88337064
Ah thanks for the correction, mate. I'll be honest, I'm not too sure on when to use worse or worst so i appreciate it.

>> No.88337264

why is pepper bras paying to show ads to men i refuse to believe google is so incompetent that they can't tell I'm a guy

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>>88337264
Google thinks you’re trans

>> No.88337466

>>88337345
no...

>> No.88337546
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>>88335207
>>88335274
>sometimes the xenomorph.
Oh shit, yeah. When I have nightmares, it's always about someone chasing me. One time it was straight up xenomorph, other times it's like some monster. I don't even see it, but I know it's coming, and I'm trapped in a set of corridors underground(pretty much a maze). I can close the doors, I can barricade, I can run. But it's coming, and it's gonna fucking get me no matter what.
I woke up with my heart pounding and an indescribable feeling of dread.

>> No.88337567

>>88337264
I constantly get ads that don't apply to me on my phone, like some company wants to buy my car, but I don't even own one

>> No.88337771
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88337771

the mechanoids got annihilated by a passing astra militarum trader, but the unstable power cells blew them up, that's somehow my fault and they hate me now

>> No.88337821
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Google thinks I’m a coconspirator to grand larceny

>> No.88338171
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>>88337546
>I don't even see it, but I know it's coming
I get it. You don't always know what's coming for you in the dream, but it's just you alone in whatever setting you dreamed up this time and you just KNOW that something is hunting you, there's an overwhelming sense of dread that you feel, it's like a survival instinct kicking in.

>> No.88338177

>>88337771
lol bummer, send them some couches and all will be forgiven

>> No.88339072
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>>88338171
How do I know you’re not lying

>> No.88339602

Another Halloween without her. Just amazing.

>> No.88339613
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There's a calm surrender
To the rush of day
When the heat of a rolling wind
Can be turned away
An enchanted moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this restless warrior
Just to be with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw3RoeSbYJ0

>> No.88339725
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>>88339613
Shut up nerd

>> No.88339741

>>88339602
you don't know that, Halloween is on thursday

>> No.88339786

>>88339602
She's with me right now though

>> No.88339847
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>>88339725
you leave him alone this instant!

>> No.88339864
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>>88339072
Wha? What would I be lying about?

>> No.88339907
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>>88339847

>> No.88339995
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>>88339864
That’s exactly what a liar would say…admit it. NOW

>> No.88340396
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Total chumbie death

>> No.88340513
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>>88340396
You missed

>> No.88340521
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>>88339995
I've been lying this whole time. I actually do love you...

>> No.88340578
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>>88340521

>> No.88340610

Gura is doing her bust

>> No.88340615
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>>88331458
>>88331692
It would be nice to have some of her best karaoke songs as official covers. I know it'll probably never happen, but an official Skyfall cover would great. I love all of her voices, but her deeper voice just scratches an itch in my brain like nothing else.

>> No.88340672
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shy dinos

>> No.88340794

>>88340610
she's good at making me bust alright TuT

>> No.88340818
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88340818

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>> No.88340841
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>> No.88340939

>>88337264
Google don't give a shit. I am a full time massive chud at all hours of the day even on google's platforms and they still send me political ads for people that I very obviously despise. Advertisers pay by the head.

>> No.88340983

>>88340841
>>88340672
That's some big broccoli, or very small dinos.

>> No.88341085
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>>88335260
>air fryer
its just a mini convection oven

>> No.88341165

>>88335260
What about Halo?

>> No.88341181
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88341181

This one time in here someone said in middle school these 2 girls would queef in front of him to gross him out. I still think about that post daily.

>> No.88341239
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88341239

>>88340672
>>88340841
Based dinoaibud

>> No.88341532

>>88341181
Yea that was me. We were playing this Korean kid's game (gonggi), and they'd queef while it was my turn.

>> No.88341548

>>88341085
it is, but the fact it is smaller makes it so the fries or whatever you are making are done much faster
I love it

>> No.88341587

>>88341165
I always zone out when the anons start talking about Halo, sorry

>> No.88341722
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88341722

>>88341532
The lore deepens

>> No.88341731

>>88341548
are you me

>> No.88341787

>>88340818
gura is a fembud

>> No.88341842
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88341842

>>88341181
haha girls are weird

>> No.88341856

>>88341548
I'm large and i get done very fast

>> No.88341879
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88341879

Are we all creepy perverts?

>> No.88341935

>>88341879
>*Li touchí*

>> No.88341959
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>>88341879
Ye

>> No.88341990

I want to hold the hand of a dino gura....

>> No.88342145
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88342145

Are you a chumbabooey?

>> No.88342196
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88342196

Gura is a dino Gura in a Gura suit

>> No.88342200

I want to suck the balls of a dino gura....

>> No.88342244

I want to suck the dual phimotic futa dino cocks of a dino gura....

>> No.88342270
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>>88342145
Oui oui mister

>> No.88342303

>>88317730
Is this chart even accurate? It seems to overcount her hours.
It says she streamed around 30 hours between weeks 33 and 41 (September through October), but she hasn't streamed at all in October and she only streamed 15 hours in September.

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The chumbies want to fuck the dinos

>> No.88342385
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88342385

>>88342270

>> No.88342622
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88342622

>>88342303
> she hasn't streamed at all in October
>he's not a tier5 member

>> No.88342689

Gura doko...

>> No.88342821

Is Gura even a girl? I don't know what to think anymore

>> No.88342856

I'm waiting to Niji announce a new debut then i know Gura finally will stream again.

>> No.88343023

What is there to even look forward to anymore?

>> No.88343039
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>>88342821
She's the girliest of little girls.

>> No.88343181
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>>88342384
I'm more of a belly rubber

>> No.88343238
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>>88343023
I look forward to my daily dumps.

>> No.88343280

>>88343023
Are you a fembud?

>> No.88343309

>>88343238
Daily? Brag about? Mine are weekly and rips me apart each time. Why bake a cake that is to big to get through the door?

>> No.88343445

>>88343039
She's a lying whore, anon.

>> No.88343454
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88343454

>>88343309
Eat more fiber, fatty

>> No.88343509

>>88343445
Nah

>> No.88343512

>>88343309
Buy metamucil.
You're going to get colon cancer.

>> No.88343536
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88343536

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

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88343568

>>88343309
I recommend dried prunes chumbie. Very tasty

>> No.88343569

>>88343039
Liking girly things is gay.

>> No.88343660

>>88343509
What do you think she does all day? Why doesn't she stream?
There's no reason to assume she's not like other women anymore. She dumped hololive and chumbuds to focus on her personal life. No other explanation aside from terminal illness makes sense.

>> No.88343703

>>88343569
...are you calling my daughterwife a faggot?

>> No.88343715

>>88343660
Nah

>> No.88343747

>>88343703
yeah

>> No.88343750 [DELETED] 

She's no different than Ayame and Shion, who stopped streaming for the same reasons Gura did. And Ayame and Shion are proven lying whores.

>> No.88343794

>>88333531
Mr. Krabs has always been a "x days since last solo stream" counter.
Collabs and merch shilling don't count

>> No.88343807

>>88343715
Then what does she do all day? Why doesn't she stream?

>> No.88343827

>>88343750
But they weren’t though? So your entire argument falls apart

>> No.88343849

Don't you just love when the timelooping tard joins the conversation every darn day?

>> No.88343886

>>88343023
I'm mostly looking forward to eating yummy food, spending time with my family and new anime while western society slowly collapses.

>> No.88343894
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>>88343849
He needs correction

>> No.88343905
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88343905

I can't always tell if our shitposters are "ironically" shitposting. It's like they're parodies of themselves.

>> No.88343927

>>88343849
And yet they still provide more content for this thread than Gura

>> No.88343964
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>>88343905
I hide them while I enjoy the company of the comfybuds

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>>88343905
can't speak for anyone else, but I actually mean what I say most of the time, I really do want to eat people after I defeat them in combat.

>> No.88344066

>>88343997
Based cannibal bud.

>> No.88344104
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>>88343997

>> No.88344152

>>88333425
Catholics, actually.

>> No.88344623

>>88343703
Yes. And if you like gura Who is also girly then you have the gays too.

>> No.88344638
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88344638

>>88343997
is this you?

>> No.88344695

>>88344638
Fat fuck

>> No.88344733
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88344733

Roman Catholics are the most based and even Gura has said on stream that she will only marry a Roman Catholic

>> No.88344735
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>> No.88344738
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88344738

Gura cute.

>> No.88344757

>>88344638
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.88344863

Im the last chumbud

>> No.88344875
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88344875

>>88344638
perhaps

>> No.88344888
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>>88344863
Nope

>> No.88344913

>>88343827
They literally were.

>> No.88344928
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88344928

Can I get last post this time misters

>> No.88344939

>>88344733
timestamp?

>> No.88345000
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>>88344939
50:35

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>> No.88345019

>>88345000
what stream though

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>> No.88345025

>>88343750
>he doesn't know about the karaoke bar recording
>he doesn't know about Shion's valo website

>> No.88345043
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88345043

This split has felt like it's been going on forever, i slept 2 times during it

>> No.88345069

>>88345019
The 5th one from the top

>> No.88345079
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88345079

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>> No.88345092

>>88345025
Meant for >>88343827

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>> No.88345100

>>88345043
The antispam measure do wonders and the board is slower.

>> No.88345143

>>88345101
Absolutely unequivocally would

>> No.88345165

>>88345000
You're funny.

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>>88345165

>> No.88345203

>>88345069
why lie?
https://youtu.be/72SJQRQ7qi0?t=3035

>> No.88345237

>>88345043
It's literally just the cripple not being here. One guy.

>> No.88345252

>>88343660
i mean, its probably mental illness. Depression to be exact. One of the reasons she got into drinking in the first place.
Wouldnt be surprised if she's back on alcohol again. I mean she already said she was semi-retired in a joking (not joking) way.
....and yea, she is a liar, a flake to be exact. She says things she isn't willing/wont follow through on, you aren't supposed to take what she says too seriously. Just treat it as words and what she feels like at that specific moment.
I like gura despite these flaws, still do even after all this, I look forward to her singing and her speaking as long as there arent male collabs, but I think a chumbud would have to be insane to feel appreciated as things are currently. Dont feel any fomo at not buying gura merch though, thats a positive. Im just as much a chumbud as anyone that does to gura. We both matter equally.

>> No.88345279
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>>88345203
5th from the top, members streams included. Way to out yourself as a gray

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