/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>88267684
SNIFFFFF

Day 26! Give it up for day 26!

love goobs
hate barracudas

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>88267432
>elite-haxor
no, not really. there's a reason why it took them this long to implement sessions, and googling CVEs is not hard

>>88267939
No one’s buying it

I love her.
I didn't need to say it, I just like saying it.

Sex with a fembud.

>>88267993
No one has to

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

MY Gurandma.

>>88268009
same desu

>>88268091
gura is cute in all her forms

>>88268250
Even this one?

MY wife

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>88267244
For some reason that and this pumpkin guy dance has been a thing that I watch every halloween.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJROKaZJgbI
Do you think big daddy wiz likes Tim Curry?

Want hear new recipe?
It called Rat surprise.
First catch rat. Careful no squish too much.
Hang by tail on wall.
Let hang til tail fall off. It ready then.
Eat quickly, if let sit too long, the surprise crawl out and fly away.

>>88268635
I love that when Aqua met her she understood that she is one of her people.

>>88267939
You're really dumb, anon.
But not in a cute way.

>>88268823
idk i'd fuck him, the dumb ones are fun when they get really confused and scared

>>88267939
>>88268052
You were already outsmarted by the cuckposter last thread.
Instead of being silly, you should post about Gura.

>>88268954
I thought you only go for Takos?

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>88269611

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>88269166
nta but when I tested cuckposter iq it was 80 while cumbud iq was 140.

Do you ever go into episodes where you're super interested about the universe and watch a lot of videos about it?

>>88269166
Are you false flagging to probe me for info?

>>88269915
Yeah, I really like those videos of what mornings look like on different planets

gura just peed

in my butt

Im horny

I am a firm believer that we as an intelligent species are not alone in this incomprehensibly massive universe, though I doubt we've been actually visited by others.
That's the thing though, the universe is incomprehensibly massive, we don't truly know anything about it and we're not as smart as we like to think we are.
I remember someone saying "we know more about the universe than we know about our own ocean" I'm paraphrasing and I don't remember the context but that's 100% complete bullshit.

>>88270777
agreed

>>88270736
source?

>>88270777
Even the distances are hard to imagine

>>88270777
>"we know more about the universe than we know about our own ocean"
that might've been me, but i remember saying we know more about the universe than our own minds, not oceans.

>>88270736
Why are her legs so long

>>88271172
No that wasn't you or anyone here. I think it was some scientist from a video I watched a long time ago. and some people have said similar things.
>we know more about the universe than our own minds
That's an interesting thought though.

>>88269611
>*Le touché*

>>88270777
I think the basis for that was about how we have detailed maps of the surfaces of multiple planets but relatively low detail mapping done of the ocean floor itself.

>>88270777
Well, our oceans are part of the universe and the universe is weirdly complicated. We don't fully understand all the forces at work.

>>88270777
what you're thinking of is that it is accepted that we have EXPLORED more of the SOLAR SYSTEM than the earths ocean
which is true

>>88269915
How come Goob never finished this game?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123658276
Enjoy

>>88269714
>*Lo touchõ*

>>88271874
Meant for
>>88271060

>>88271874

Wife soon?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123700020

winner shark blessing exists.
https://x.com/Dodgers/status/1850019815316172976

>>88269723
>*La touchā*

>>88272173
welp
there goes another gallon

>>88272282

>>88272346

>My heart’s getting heavy
>My blood’s getting cold
>You’ve changed me into something that I just can’t control

Are you more of an ocean fearer or a space fearer?

>>88272463
Space. I think I said this before, but one time I just looked up in the sky and got scared when I realized there was nothing separating me from outer space. Like if gravity just turned off, I would be swallowed up by the great expanse.

>>88272463
space

>>88272463
The ocean is full of creatures and there's little to no light when you get deep enough, so I'd say ocean is scarier. At least in space you can see where you're going and you don't have to worry about creatures.

>>88272607
nvm I read that as farer, I want to explore space

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>88272759
samen

>>88272463
Space can kill you but the ocean can eat you.

>>88272759
samen

When you realize we're always traveling at 67000~mph around the sun and that's not even CLOSE to the speed we're actually traveling when you take in all of the other factors.

>>88272578
Yeah, air pressure would cause you to be jettisoned into space very quickly if there was no gravity.

>>88272463
Why do you keep asking this? You ask it all the time.

>>88272463
space ocean is kinda nasty

>>88273701
nta but I think its a good discussion topic

>>88273107
Yeah okay then why do I not feel any movement idiot

>>88273107
even our galaxy is moving around the gravitational center of our galaxy cluster. we're moving at millions of mph when you take that into account, if i remember correctly. that reminds me, our galaxy is on a collision course with andromeda.

>>88273701
I brought it up maybe a few times ever. I didn't think it was that often, it's just a fun thing to talk about and I like hearing about other chumbies' opinions

Off, once again, to the nightshift.

>>88274352
I hope you don't die in your sleep

>>88274352
mace some hobos for me

Do you guys shit sitting down, or standing up?

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>88274352
Goob luck chumbie

>>88273922
I saw a video of what it would look like from Earth's perspective when that happens. It was cool.

>>88274443
depends on if im in the shower or peeing already

>>88274443
i prefer doing a handstand while poopin

not gonna read this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I kind of want to rewatch Gunbuster/Diebuster.

>>88274443
I squat

Seems like it would be possible to survive in space and expand by mining asteroids. We should send some humans to go live in an asteroid belt.

>>88274881
Space dwarfs maybe?

Can someone call me a retard please, I kinda need it

>>88274881
How would they eat? They can't eat space rocks.

>>88274741
we should do a cytube watchalong

I'm gonna sleep, post a timestamp to Gura's part in the live for when I wake up thanks

>>88275224
Mongoloid

>>88275360
I love the huge twist that in Diebuster humanity is so much weaker than they were thousands of years ago and that humanity has been fighting their own defense system, then the actual space monster enters

>>88275661
Yes i am...please be more offensive you western sack of shit

>>88275336
habitats, I think instead of colonizing other planets we could just live in space habitats, like the ISS but a lot bigger and self sufficient

>>88275868
Giga-Brained Mastermind

>>88275902
How would they deal with the ionizing radiation from the solar wind and cosmic rays?

>>88276059
how do they do it on the ISS?

>>88276100
Cancer, usually.

>>88276309
correct, hydrogen-rich shielding.

>>88275984
That was someone else, for the record I appreciate being called a mongoloid, I expected the tensai thing but I really really needed to be called a retard today

Reminder that this hack is the reason why theoretical physics has stagnated as a field

>>88276100
The ISS is in low enough orbit to still be partially protected by Earth.

We should just put all our resources into getting up into and exploring space. Currency is just gold that has no actual value anymore anyway.
I might take a paramotor into the moon one day just to spread my wings.

>>88276100
They don't. Although there is less radiation hitting the ISS than in deep space. You aren't allowed to stay on the ISS for a long time. The astronauts have to come back after 6 months. The longest stay ever was 374 days.

Other places in the solar system, like around Jupiter, have radiation levels much higher. We just launched a rocket the other day on its way to Europa, one of Jupiter's moons, to look for signs of life in its subsurface ocean. The radiation there on the surface is so high, that it would kill you in a single day.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_(moon)#Surface_features
>The ionizing radiation level at Europa's surface is equivalent to a daily dose of about 5.4 Sv (540 rem), an amount that would cause severe illness or death in human beings exposed for a single Earth day (24 hours). A Europan day is about 3.5 times as long as an Earth day.

>>88275336
Farm in space, you only need sunlight and minerals.
>>88276059
Just block it with lead mined from asteroids.

>>88274415
Will do
>>88274425
Will do
>>88274513
Chu chu~

Baguraette honhonhon

How am I only just now hearing about ISS? it seems super interesting and the stuff movies are made of.
I guess I've probably heard about it before and forgot about it.

>>88277362
The space station is pretty famous chumbie. I'm surprised you haven't

>>88277362
There are, in fact, dozens of movies about the ISS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRPjKQtRXR8

>>88277542
Looks flat to me.

>>88277362
Are you serious? Really?
You've never heard of the International Space Station? I don't know how that's possible.
Anyway, you can even see it fly over if you have a telescope or binoculars on a good day. It circles the Earth about every 90 minutes.

>>88277542
>>88277614
there's multiple channels and streams with multiple angles too

>>88277614
T o T

>>88277512
>>88277485
Like I said I likely know about it, I just have trouble with names.
So what movies you got that I should watch?

>>88277797
Moon.
Although it's not about the ISS.

>>88277797
idk they tend to be drama heavy. I think there's one about an alien that gets on the ISS that might be good, though.

>>88278135
The xenomorph?

Or maybe the necromorph...?

>>88277542
There's space junk flying by right now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9mYwRlucZY

chumbuds more like cumbutts

>>88278980
rude

>>88277294

>>88277797
Inuyasha Movie 3

>>88277797
I wish I was more of a movie person. I haven't watched the martian yet and I here thats good

>>88279471
same desu

>>88278959
So am I being trolled or does it only look like pngs scrolling across the screen. I cant tell if this is real and that's what it looks like when these cameras zoom in on something.

No joke I have actually convinced myself this Austria rrat is real based on the timing, I have officially snapped and gone schizo, one of you actual creepy stalkers please smack some sense into me or failing that a janny

>>88279080
La basé

For King and Cunny!

>>88279611
Retard

If dinoaibud gets on, I'd like to request dinogura in a spacesuit working on the ISS

>>88279877
I'd like to know how he trained his model since his stuff is pretty good

Guys, please lend me some of your strength. I am trying to stay up until 4AM to see a glimps of Gura, but I am alread so freaking tired...still over an hour to go...

>>88280164
You can have a sip. Only one tho.

>>88279471
The Martian is a great movie, it might be my favorite space related movie. There's something about following the journey of a lone man fighting against the elements to survive that's falling into madness which is basically the whole movie, it's mostly him talking to himself the whole time, and then he comes out on top in the end and returns home.

>>88279611
What austria rrat?

>>88279611
Actual 'schizo' here. You're being retarded. You idiots doing things like this is why she wants you off of her back.

>>88267939
I regret clicking through the chain of whatever the hell that was. I'm more confused and annoyed than I was before. I don't know why I even bothered.

Day 0.

>>88280250
I think I should give it a watch tomorrow

>>88280348
Oh yeah, I still need to finish watching that.

>>88280164
use your willpower or do some exercise to get the blood pumping

>>88279670

>>88280348
P.S. She's in Nantucket with her mom and dad, so she's fine. I assume her parent's place is being fixed up. I don't know what her brother is up to so he might not have been in FL when Milton hit or he drove out of state.

>>88279777
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>88279611
I don't know what Kiara said, or when. I don't know if this will hurt or help you.
Apparently, from a cursory search, she was guiding around a "cute Scandinavian couple" and was hosting them or something. She tried taking them to a restaurant.
Someone's birthday was the 20th.
Not online from the 21-24. Four days. If that corresponds with Kiara's guests, then it would explain a lot.
Kiara has a big mouth and it wouldn't surprise me if she was trying to brag while thinking her chat is oblivious. However if Gura actually visited her with her boyfriend/husband, then she would probably make Kiara swear to complete secrecy.
Do you have a timestamp for what Kiara said about the guests?

>>88281664
I lub sh’ghetti!

Did you guys enjoy all the spooky streams your oshi gave you this years spooktober? Which spooktober, this years or last years?

I should go to a Bucee’s, see what all the fuss is about

>>88281865
yep this years haunting was even spookier than the last!

What's the endgame of this timeloop? There's no newfags around to fall for it. The people still prowling around here have heard it all before.

Does anyone have the clip of Gura calling ame by her first name?

I want to be Moo Deng for Halloween

>>88282167
he wishes we were as ignorant and gullible as he thinks we are

>>88282258
based

>>88281694

>>88282258
I want to eat Moo Deng for Halloween

>>88282364
Well you’re not allowed to eat Moo Deng for Halloween.

Someone's been really horny about cuckoldry these last few days. You could just look up some cuck porn and throw a few off there if you really need to, there are places for that. Please don't force this fetish on other people.

>>88282339

>>88282259
well I got a free emergency pizza from dominos and I'm about to enjoy a cigarette while playing Contraband Police so fuck em

>>88282167
This kiara guests thing is new. I haven't heard of it until now.

>dead hang mention

>>88282259
I'm not proud of tracking her but this anti has been spinning stories and insulting our intelligence for too long.

>>88282642
I can do dead hangs for about 2 minutes now (only on the first try though), but I still can't do pull ups...

Can we go back to talking about the ocean and space and time?

I love Gura
I hope that doesn't frustrate anyone

>>88283119
Have you seen the videos where they simulate days on other planets? I really like neptune's evenings.

>>88283119
I wish our world could stop being utterly retarded, because I want us to become a space faring civilization. my dream is to explore the universe on a small spaceship, but that will sadly not happen in my life time, if at all. (unless I get picked up by Aliens or something)

I really miss my actress wife :(

>>88283365
Someone tell this fool to aim better next time

>>88283334
Same desu

>>88283334
Sadly I think we were born way too early chumbie

>>88283196
same desu

>>88283502
I see you saved a thumbnail too chumbie

>>88283606
....fug

Gabby is my wife and our child is George

Is ohtani ok?

>>88283334
The first step is bio mastery. Humans need longer lives without mental/physical degradation. That will let people develop a vast amount of knowledge and ambition over hundreds of years, which will facilitate developing into a space faring civilization.

>>88283708
That’s who George is???? I’ve been asking for years now

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>88283730
I see you've changed your naming convention dinoaibud

The sky calls to us if we do not destroy ourselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc

>>88283759
Then who was phone?

>>88283889

>>88283854
not dinoaibud, just using his lora

>>88283759
retard

>>88282781
Anon, you aren't tracking her. You have no idea where she is.

>>88283746
dislocated shoulder...

Oh yeah…I’m feeling feisty

>>88284058
Nice, I don't mind more dino art

Please call me a retard.

>>88284196
Humba choobie

>>88284170

>>88284113
Did you find that other account yet?

>>88284297
Eeeek!!

Are you a bumba chuubi?

>>88284464
ye

gura on the rrat show soon

hmm dinogura isn't wanting to put on a space suit

Wife soon?

>>88284348
Anon. You aren't tracking her. You're a liar and are the same larping retard claiming he hacked the the IRC's mod messages.

>>88284582
Confirmed or futile hope?

>>88284662
I really hope dinogura's farts can propel her because this seems really scary

Are you a chumbabooey?

Knife spoon!

>>88284721
anonchama...

>>88284786
Oui oui monsieur

>>88284715
How long did you spend looking for it?

Wife soon!

>>88284737
I think she has a plan

Wife spoon

>>88285136
Now I want astronauts to wear dino-space suits. I think that would look silly and confuse the aliens.

soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZhyeaw148k

>>88285136
Can AI make Dinogura look a tad less, hmm, marzipan-y?

I never ate marzipan

Black holes and wormholes. Thoughts?
I'm happy that humanity is still overall trying to understand things like this. We've conditioned ourselves through many years of forcing ourselves to survive and look into things that will make us stronger just so we can win over other beings.
And then there's this anomaly we're facing. You think we could overcome this puzzle?

>>88285316
probably, don't have much experience changing style with flux
>>88285267
good idea

I was promised a wife? All i got is some industrial funk

>>88285381
I have, but I don't like it

>>88285417
>I'm happy that humanity is still overall trying to understand things like this
Humanity would be better served focusing on understanding and maximizing the, mind in my opinion.

>>88285272
Thanks for the reminder, Gura or no, I like these shows.

lmk when Gura appears, ty

WIFE

KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WIFE ON TELLY

wife!

MY WIFE

WIFE!

>>88286003
Now

>>88286003
now

WIFE WIFE WIFE

WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

GURA

Who is that blue thing next to the rat?

WIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wife
Wife
Wife

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIT GURA

I'm getting emotional

Gura cute
Gura cute
Gura cute

LETS GOO!!!

Probably the only good thing about mirai nikki.

I haven't watched mirai nikki in at least 13 years now

>Gura keeping up with Bae
I wonder how long she had to train

>>88286285
It had a lot of problems, but I enjoyed watching it overall

Is it a good time to goom now?

They dumbed down the chorey way to much to make us believe it is actually Gura "dancing", lol, yes, bring it down a bit compared to Baelz solo dance, not this much :D

God I love my wife's big head

LOOK AT HER GO

>>88286387
Walking around at 1/3 walking speed and holding her arms out. Yes sir, that must have taken seeveral years to practice

Well. I hope to see you again, Gura

Good cover

>>88286285
that's where the song is from?
>>88286405
same desu I watched it as a teenager and I have fond memories of it

I heard the dodgers won today

>>88285838
Why was this deleted? I guess it does look slightly penicular, but it's just a finger

Reset the clock, Krab-sama!!!

>>88286810
The dodgers actually won today. I'm not lying

>>88286762
the clock only resets for streams on her channel, not pre-recorded appearances on someone else's

>>88286387
and she was sick too
proud of her for stepping up

>>88286762
He only counts streams on Gura's channel

>>88286876
You silly chumbie...

>>88286876
did you place any bets?

she is coming

I will never not be impressed with her ability to mimic languages that she isn't actually fluent in. It must be an autism thing or something.

>>88286999
I'm not gambabud. I'm sure he'll post his bet soon

>>88287078
well her pronunciation of "eins zwei drei" was very american, Idk how it sounds for jp bros

>>88287078
she has lived in a multicultural society since her baby shark days, of course her second language is spanish.

PRAISE THE SUN

>>88287078
Gura is a perfectionist when it comes to anything voice.

>>88287395
>>88287408
baelz is quite alright when she is not whoring herself for homostars like fauna did at one point.

Stupid Bae and her great dance skills.

>>88287572
>like fauna did at one point.
what? when?

>>88287572
I don't remember fauna doing that

>>88287572
really bad falseflag dude

>>88287652
>>88287685
retards

My soul...

>>88287813
Did I make a booboo

>>88287652
>>88287685
at the end of her Stray gameplay.
>>88287736
sorry your memory is terrible or support holostars, either way your handicapped

>>88287395
Sol Invicta!

Was that all shark sighting for today? Dunno if i can sit through this, i thought Bae was in Hololive EN but i guess not

OK sleep time now?

>>88288256
I need to tuck this creature in bed

Whenever someone mentions "rose tinted glasses" all I think about is Mitch Hedburg. and I can't take it seriously...

>>88288235
Go to bed chumbie. The vod will be there unless Sony kills it again

>>88288235
Likely, but I'm actually into this so I'll keep watching. Marine is there now.

Marine got an updated model, right?

>>88288256
Who goes to sleep this early on a saturday night?

>>88288751
I…I’m a lonely person sometimes

>>88288741
She did but the updates are pretty subtle

I love rock music

>>88289267
So am I?

>>88289267
Same desu. I'm just spending saturday night reading norse poems

>>88289267
You are 1/3 of the way to becoming a lonely loli god, keep it up!

>>88282431
aww man...

This just makes me want to watch Judas Priest videos on youtube

it's the song from Mashle, I think

>>88284903
None at all because I knew you were lying.
I know every account for lots of different people.

This rat needs to stop trying to seduce me

>>88290231
And just like every other shitposter you'll never post any proof, or at best some old screenshots that were found to be nothingburgers years ago. Just fuck off already.

>>88290289
I know, she's seriously asking for a mating press.

I'm still waiting on s2 of youjo senki

>>88287378
Ew. No it's not.

I'd enjoy seeing Gura do another collab stream with Bae.

>>88290729
same desu one of my favorite anime and I loved the movie so much

>>88288235
Look, at this guy be brown. Why so brown?

>>88288741
Yeah, but personally I think the textures are much worse. The shape is good though.

>>88290903
I think this is the real Gura. Imagine getting that up in arms and defensive over such an innocent post, either it's Gura or a tard, or both

>>88290729
It's been too long.

>>88290729
all i know about that show is that the loli is a guy (ojisan?).

>>88290505
Huh? I didn't even claim anything. That anon just said he knows of more accounts and is tracking her. I said he's full of shit because there are no other accounts. He's a larping retard.
And you're also really dumb.

In my opinion, YOU’RE the retard

>>88291372

>>88291222
Give it a watch chumbie. Its a fun show

I think I get why everyone wants to mating press that rat so bad...

goobnight
i love gura

I like eating carrots like a bunny. NOMNOMNOM

WIIIIIIIIIIFE

Wife in the credits!

>>88291985
Stop eating carrots like that

deep wisdom

I love her so much bros.
So much.

>>88291985
When I eat a lot of carrots at one time, I get a huge headache. I don't know why.

>>88292103

>>88292081
>>88292103
>>88292115
>>88292141
Based and true

>>88291985
I once ate carrots so regularly that my skin started turning orange

I really loved that show, and yes you can't be mad at her.

>>88291302
I just read "I know every account" and assumed it was more of the same bullshit without looking at the context, my bad.

>>88292141
Being a lying whore that betrays your fans isn't cute, sorry.

https://youtu.be/tQcV9eEH7fk?t=11965

>>88292745
I was just actually about to ask what vod e we were watching tonight

>>88292702
Pls don't talk about your mom like that.

>>88290783
How do you explain her fixation with dora the explorer, retard

ENReco 2 coming soon confirmed, btw.
And Gura will miss all of it.

>>88292702
Hard disagree. I have been watching a stupid indie avtuber whore and she's pretty cute

>>88291784
shark dreams

>>88291222
sure but the loli isn't that hot, not even in the anime so the story takes precedent before the cunny aspect of the MC.

>>88292905
Just like she missed the first?

>>88292892
Because it played on Nick Jr. when whe was a little girl, retard. The same way every other soomer was exposed to it. You're probably mexican or something and didn't know that.

>>88292892
Most kids watched that show

>>88292998
I liked tanya's design in the manga and LN. Way more cuter

>>88292560
Is this the first time Gura has been shown on a throne like that in non-fan art?

>>88292892
It's french you mo-ron

>>88293049
>soomer
retard illiterate
>>88293083
not true, most watched teletubbies

>>88293203
sacre blew suck me nuts

>>88293202
I know this might be hard to believe, but stick with me, kids tend to watch more than one show as they're growing up. Sometimes even multiple in the same day. Crazy, I know.

>>88292560
My empress...
On your knees rat...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK0krpI5Ch4

>>88293424
Yeah... I pretty much grew up with the tv. That and watching the same vhs tapes everyday. I probably watched that ditto episode from pokemon about a hundred times

>>88292560
PRINCESS

alright i rewatched the performance so i can sleep now

timestamp for later
https://www.youtube.com/live/zZhyeaw148k?feature=shared&t=467

>>88293202
Sorry Paco. You should've asked an American why she knew Dora instead of assumed she was interested in Spanish.
Looking back, that show is really fucked up for trying to trick white children into learning Spanish.
Illegals shouldn't be accepted and children shouldn't be adjusted to them.

>>88292560
Why does Gura look so smug when it's not even her 3D Live...?

>>88293653
>live

>>88293567
For me, it was the Hitmonchan episode. And also diglet dugtrio episode too I think.

>>88293747
fine, you here you go autist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZhyeaw148k&t=467s

>>88293424
>>88293651
I know it's political season in the US but no need to hate on kids being exposed to spanish as a second language as their neighbors speak spanish let alone US territories being bilingual like that.

>>88293705
Because they're indulging in their RP in this concert now ON YOUR KNESS, RAT!

How was Goob in Bae's live?

>>88294551
ALL SHALL KNEEL TO THE SHARK QUEEN