/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>You will never be Mori’s little brother.
>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.
>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.
>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.
>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.
Why are we even here? Just to suffer?

I was waiting so long for that last thread to get bumped off.

>>8818864
This flood of bully art is good civilization

>>8818940
There's been a slew of good Mori art today.

>>8818987
>My HoloEN folder is now 50%blue and 50% pink

Kek should I rename it to DeathClock?

>Open a Mori thread
>They're actually discussing her MVs
Interesting.

You ARE going to watch this dorky reaper cook breakfast right?

Really, faggots, you forgot this?:
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>8819103
Tomorrow, yes.

>>8819135
You couldn't even bother to grab the image?

>>8819170
No I mean today.I'm outside her house right now.

>>8819103
If the bbq stream was anything to go by it should be kino

>>8819036
>Clocksleeves don't belong here

>>8819175
No, the normal faggot that does this should have done it as well.

I love Mori so much I want to support her earnestly in everything she does! I want her to be content and fulfilled by all of the effort she puts forth! I love her laugh! I love how she's cool, cute, and a dork at the same time! I love her commitment to her friends! I love that she holds herself to high standards, and I love that she's able to pick herself up whenever she gets down on herself! I love her voice! I love when she hums in my ears and also when she's pretending to suffocate me with a plastic bag! I love her taste in games and anime! I love her dedication to uplifting small-time creators because she spent so long doing her best underground herself! I love how expressive her avatar is, and I love that she acknowledges that and regularly makes full use of it! I love her hair! I love her eyes! I love her smile! I love how her original outfit is so edgy and flashy and how it perfectly compliments her natural gap moe! I love that her second outfit is so heavily influenced by her actual fashion sense, which is cool and cute and dorky, all at once, just like her! I love her dumb hat and her hoop earrings! I love that she is comforted by her fans! I love the gratitude that she pours out for deadbeats even when we don't deserve it! I love that she would reassure us that we do deserve it if she were to see one of us say that! I love her tits! I love how she's so dedicated to her niche subgenre of music! I love her lyrics and her flow! I love that she's willing to branch out into doing other styles of music as well! I love that she's determined to improve her vocal capabilities to accommodate her trying different musical stylings as well as her raps! I love that she's always focused on self-improvement and espouses those same values to her community as well! I love that she's into theatre and poetry! I love her odd sense of humor! I love her endearing awkwardness! I love that she takes inspiration from so many things from her life and channels them into consistently enjoyable creative output as well as a wonderful personality! I love that she inspires me! I love Mori! I love her so much!

>>8819103
As a vod, yeah

>>8819036
*Dethklok and yes

>>8819463
Could Mori pull off Murmaider? Could any Holo? I'd settle for Ducan Hills

>>8819103
It'll be more like lunch for me, but yeah.

https://zkfie.itch.io/deadbeat

>>8819761
I hope she plays this.

森りん頑張って !!

Mori Art , Doko?

>>8815571
Is it possible to grab this for /vt/ League purposes?

Has /morig/ finally attained inner peace?

>>8821349
until the next dumb overblown drama arc

Realistically, what can we expect from this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei7-riVCeYs
What kinds of words hasn't Haachama already learned studying abroad in Australia of all places that Mori can teach her while still being stream-friendly?

>>8820636
https://twitter.com/vit_a_tiv/status/1431567103769808900?s=21

>>8821527
I don't know why but I have a feeling "Fuck this shit" is a phrase that will come up

>>8818826

>>8821527
Well enough to warrant a viewer discretion is advised message. I have a feeling I'll enjoy it as cringe kino.

It's felt kinda lonely in here the last couple days, not gonna lie.

>>8821877
that's because Time gave birth to Kronibeats.
Takes a while before New toy syndrome wears off.

>>8821877
Lurking is our natural state, honestly the only reason I post here during streams is because I'm still sbanned in Mori's chat...

>>8821711
Iris is a bit big, or is it just me?

I've been going through both gen 1 and 2, I can't help but to feel relax around Mori than I would everyone else.
I think I'll start reworking my budget. Ghosting this girl isn't a good thing.

>>8822079
You owe us a good collab, Gura. YOU OWE US.

>>8821877
I have been slowly waning myself of this board full of schizos

>>8822079
Gura, do you have that fucking controller already?

>>8822147
I actually think another drawing collab between the two of them would be fun. But god damnit give me the Matrix watchalong onegai

>>8821877
Not been absent, just haven't had much to say.
Still love Mori.
Still 'ate dadfags.

>>8822079
Gura, why'd you draw Lemori's Mori's so big and her ass so fat?

>>8822226
She has her priorities in order.

>>8822226
Gura subconsciously had the Bully mv in her head when she made these drawings I bet.

>>8822226
>>8822273
She decided to draw her in the jacko-pose for some reason I forgot, and the first image of that she saw on twitter was mamaloni's Kiara

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei7-riVCeYs

Deadbeats are gathering. It smells vaguely of bacon in here.

The HaatBeats name is chat is actually pretty clever

>>8822429
Someone suggested it in the chat. Personally I think she should have keep the spicier underwear line

>>8818826
Prediction: Haachama will humiliate Mori and then herself.

Is she going to say it?

Is this the episode where we get to say the F-word?

I have a bad feeling about this stream.

Mori is playing her shitpost bgm.

absolutely tragic this stream exists without being able to say slurs

Ah, de niggeloni. You know de niggeloni? The bwack one? I alway-I always say a niggaloni wif da hard-R. And wifout da hard-R.

west coast?

6AM? Isn't Underworld Texas in CST? Guess she the place is West Coast

>6am PST

nigga what the fuck

>>8822736
>Guess she the place
Anon seek medical attention, you're having a stroke

I knew she wasn't necessarily in Texas

>Haachama bringing dadshit with her
WHY

EN Holohouse confirmed for fucking Portland.

deja vu....
Mori, please be safe girl

>>8822782
same, I knew she could be anywhere but I didnt know she was going to have sex with Amelia

>Hachama senpai, what bad words do you know?
>Ni-
Can't believe she just said that on stream, holy based.

>>8822787
At this point it's easier to list the ones who doesn't bring up that shit

Mori has the voice of someone who has been yelling for hours last night.
You know, singing or sex with me

>>8819529
Mori doing Laser Cannon Deth Sentence would be f[guitar]ing funny.
While we're at it, can we get Polka to do I'm Just A Rock N' Roll Clown?

>>8822787
Atleast cut some slack for Haachama, she barely understands English memes.

this fucking stream keeps fucking buffering?

>She knows

>>8822773
On mobile, my finger hit an auto-fill word before I typed "the place"

Is Mori literally retarded or why does she keep scheduling shit for this timeslot?

>>8822868
Wifi is poor when you're hiding in a closet

I can forgive Chammers for dadfagging because she is a baby and doesn't know better.

GET SHIT ON!

>>8822911
phoneposterchama...

>"I know shit!"
>"Yeah, you know shit."
Mori unintentionally savage?

>>8822828

>>8822934
By that logic, almost every Holo is a baby

This is a great stream Mori. Haachama is perfect for this.

>the overflowing state of the Reaper family swear jar by the end of this stream

>>8822993
She can't keep getting away with it

fuck trumpet??

>Fuck trumpet
That's actually a good one Mori

Fucktrumpet and Dipshit are examples of convergent evolution.

>>8823083
>translates to Baka
Naruhodo Mori-sensei

When did calli leave japan and why leave japan?

I've seen that one maybe once or twice before, maybe I've even read Mori's posts here...

>ain't that some shit
Sing the song, Mori!

Moririn your internet.

Mori... no one says this...

>>8822993
>Kokushoku, this means "the colour black".
.
and the stream died.

>>8823155
Visiting her parents

>>8823155
Because she wanted to be close to me. Her husband

SUSAN YOU FUCK TRUMPET

Youtube censored Calli! This is unacceptable!

>>8823155
The Japanese people rose up and revolted against the foul-mouthed giantess.

"Better internet here btw"

>>8823155
to have sex with me, a PSTbeat

Why is this loli stacked?

these explanations are kinda lacking

>fuckboy
kek

MORI NO

CHAMMERS NO

>>8823271
you should see her walk while in full 3D model

>>8823333
Makes it funnier because now I'm wondering if Mori even knows what they actually mean.

I guess it explains why Cane's and Whataburger are so far away if the vacation home is on the west coast.

>>8823372
>Used it every single day

>>8823431
>My chat has many fuckboys
I'm in

>My chat has many, many fuckboys
Get em

Moririn calling me her fuckboy...

WE ARE

My god, Haachama saying "wassup fuckboy"

>>8823414
well she's obviously wrong about fuckboy,cant wait for her to teach haachama that nigger means kusa or something

>fuckboy
she calling out the kroniibeat

>>8822920
JOP pandering

>>8823534
That one's right. Not sure what you think it means.

>degenerate
>fuccboi
I told you fags Mori thinks poorly of us, but did anyone listen? No.

everytime I look back at the chat as Mori is referring to them it feels like everyone is a fucking child with their 'why dad why?'

>>8823502
BOY FUCKERS

>>8823534
newchama...

>>8823562
KEK. Her frustrations with the dadfags have finally shown.

Deadbeats, I kneel to your oshi

that was pretty good mori

>>8823211
>>8823211
Both me

>>8823616
Tbf most of chat are actual retarded children

Glad she's using the Coco-sensei method of teaching.

is there not a nihongo word for brick?

>Mori doesn't know Japanese word for brick

>>8823785
There probably aren't any brick buildings in Japan. Huge earthquake hazard.

>>8823785
Well anon, take a guess between that and Mori not knowing japanese

Isn't a fuckboi typically not a loser with dakimuras but someone who actually flirts with a lot of women.

I think most of you deadbeats are alright. Maybe giant M's but not fuckbois.

>>8823785
It's レンガ , Mori just isn't very smart

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>>8823785
レンガ

>>8823904
Thanks op I cum on cat it hiss on penis

ffs mori just get a 5g stick or soemthing

Why is Mori's internet so shitty, bros?

What backwater shithole is Mori streaming from that her stream keeps cutting out like this?

Streaming in the US was a mistake

reminder: there's a hurricane going through the middle of US rn

>>8823967
i thought getting the vaccine would've made her internet faster

"The Haatons learn about dogwater."

>>8823884
Eh, it's poorly defined. I thought a fuckboy was just any slightly trappy guy.

>>8824011
>PST
>middle of US

>>8823987
With this kind of connection it's like she's using the wifi in a McDonald's bathroom.

>>8824011
>we just learned she's not even in Texas
Anon...

>>8824011
Completely irrelevant seeing as she's PST.

>>8824018
the hurricane fucks with the nanoparticles

>>8824011
she's in cali-fornia.

why is Calli such a boomer

Is she purposely teaching her the wrong definitions?

>>8824093
She's basically in menopause dude

>Moonrunes moonrunes moonrunes fortnite
Kek. I feel bad that the internet is so shit, not a fan of this stream type but she clearly put in effort to make this entertaining.

>>8824121
No I think Mori is just that retarded

>>8824093
Unironically closer to 30 than 20 now.

>>8823967
>>8823972
>>8823987
>"My internet is actually better here guys"
Moririn...how do you get gaijin'd on your internet in your native country?

if Mori was like
'and for the next word, I'll teach you ni-'
and cut the stream
I'd kneel for eternity

>>8824121
Whether it's intentional or not it's still hilarious.

>>8824093
She's barely even a millennial and closer to a zoomer, anon

>>8824167
Probably got Comcast'd.

>>8824210
I wonder if the anon realizes Kiara is older than Mori?

>>8824158
anyone could tell since her hottopic mid-00s playlist

>>8824121
You cannot convince me you know more than a literal boomer now shut the fuck up and watch the stream

>>8824093
I'm pretty sure that's why some people like her.

Seriously, I've never heard someone in my age group use fuck trumpet (unless it's supposed to be a euphemism for a blowjob?) or dogwater referring to bad gamers (because it's easier to just call them a journalist)

>>8824093
She's an earlier millennial anon, she didn't even get fuckboi right.

>>8824167
She's on shitty wifi with her whole family on the same network

She's 100% /HERE/ guys...

THE OFFICIAL BEVERAGE OF 森カリオペ

I'm pretty sure my mom knows more internet curse slang than Mori

>>8824334
Proofs?

>>8824312
It's 6AM, they're all asleep

>>8824283
If you listen to them talk it's rather obvious, though from live experience the gap feels larger than it actually is

>>8824308
>dogwater referring to bad gamers
Dog water absolutely came up because of that marshmallow someone sent her and she had to look it up to figure out what the fuck that guy was talking about

>>8824341
>this user is underage

>>8824296
>He doesn't know
Looks like you missed the Dog Water arc. We've all been over this already.

>>8824368
It'd take me some time but 'stupid bitch juice' was something that came up in the thread a few days ago

>>8824474
>>8824322

i thought f@m was short for fampai.

>>8824474
Yeah but the threads use it because she's used it- not the other way around.

>>8824464
>Doesn't know slang, can't comprehend
At least pick a struggle

It just hit me, does Mori know the semantic difference between "bitch" and "ビッチ"?

Get your feces amalgamated, Moririn.

Hey Mori, your streams are short and boring. Get your shit together!

>>8824585
Doesn't seem like, since the 2nd is mostly used by highschoolers in JP, she got there way later.

>Get my shit together
Kiara takes it literally

Haachama saying "Douche Canoe" is adorable

Haachama saying douche canoe might be better than "Ah, the soul food. When you eat da human soul."

>>8824564
How new, faggot?

>[Music stops]
>Mori rips into someone
>[Music resumes]
She really has become too powerful.

Douche Canoe is gonna be the top moment of this stream

any idea why the Bully mv artist deleted their tweeter?

>>8824711
>I'm not dumb! You're just new!!

>>8824633
Anon it's used way more widely than that

SOMEONE AKA HER TO SAY KIKE

>about to explain what a douche is, stops herself, gets flustered
Cute dork

>Boomer
oh no MARINE GET DOWN

This is all vine and twitter lingo. I know Cali isn't a zoomer but holy shit this explains so much.

>teaching Haachama 'douche canoe' and 'boomer'
Deadbeats I fucking kneel

>>8824862
hero

>>8823884
The only sensible definition for me is the very general "obnoxious male."
Like >>8824033 says, it's poorly defined.

>>8824862
>non-political

>>8824849
There's only a small pool of bad words you can say before jumping into the pool of derogatory phrases and slurs that go against jewtube ToS.

>>8823904
Don't do this guys.
It's a secret hacker code that forces your PC to release it's entire container of mustard gas all at once.

>I think you know this word.
Hell yeah cunt!
>It starts with C
FUCK YEAH CUNT LETS GOOOOO
>it's cringe
come on mori

>>8824904
By that logic sluts aren't promiscuous women, they're just generally unlikable women?

teach her the K word Mori

Internet cleared up, must have been throttling hours for the ISP

>>8824974
Not Australian enough, sorry

>>8824969
But I like mustard

>no real meaning

mori is just coping after being called cringe

>>8824974
Chama's stay in Australia would guarantee she knows that word better than Calli.

>>8824974
haachama already knows cunt, she lived in australia

>>8824771
What do you mean? Both the MV editor and artist still exists.
Same goes for the logo artist. All their accounts are still there.

BASED AND DEADPILLED

>>8819404
Based

>>8824978
Oh, so that's why everyone calls Ayame a slut

so many doxbeats in chat...

BASED

mori called based for the first time in her life

>Based Mori! Based Calliope!
What a sweet chammers

>>8825144
forgive them, they do not know...

>>8825152
based on what

>>8825044
Cringe really doesn't mean anything, because it's subjective what people think is cringe.

>>8824991
It means super dope and based girl

>>8825018
Anon, don't!
If it comes out all at once, it won't be the delicious yellow sauce you're thinking of.

>>8825137
You know what, you got me there. Both words got diluted over time especially here.

>>8825193

>Shitting bricks with Moririn
Why is this so funny to imagine literally?

>>8825284
Brapchama...

>>8825270
based

>just fuck me just fuck me just fuck me
holy shit, the youtube buffering made that so much better

>>8825284
>Mori_toilet_recording.mp4

Did she teach her the ultimate bad word that can get you banned from anywhere?

So whenever someone teaches a member that a word means Yabe are they tricking them or does Japanese really not have an equivalent? I saw this with Coco too.

>>8825305
>>8825360
I meant literal bricks used for building

>>8825408
Yabe and yabai really depends on the situation.

>>8825408
she's teaching the meaning, not how harsh it is

>>8825408
Yabe/Yabai means a lot of different things depending on context

>>8825373
Rigger? No, jujube wasn't here

>>8825408
Yabe is a really versatile word. Translation is a non-literal process.

>>8825059
>>8825058
I know I wanted Mori to say it :(

>just wake up
>tune into mori
>LATER FUCCBOI
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>8825408
i think yabe is versatile, like how 'sick' can mean something actually bad or good, but im sure most of it is just not wanting to take forever to explain context

>>8825505
Sorry you had to find out this way

>>8825284
Because Mori sharted a sloppy turd live hahahahahaha

That was a really cute stream. Had me worried for a second but I had fun.

>>8825475

This one was good because it was Haachama's request and she can understand most other English anyway, but I wonder if Mori is still going to do standard eikawas for other members if she makes this a series?

>>8825408
Yabai/Yabe has as many meanings as fuck has, depending on tone/context/etc.

>Calling us fuckboy
Shes /here/, she knows how much we want to fuck our boi.

>>8824474
Newbeat...

>>8824474
Schizochama...

>>8825672
I'm more suprised that this wasn't on Haachama's channel in the first place given it was her idea.

>>8824474
Not only are you a newfag, you've also never interacted with a human being before

That was a great stream despite the buffering issues.

>>8825685
which means Kronibeats have to explain their actions now.

Been a while since I laughed nonstop on a stream
Good job Mori

Kiara teaching Gura how to be rude in Japanese was much better than this stream. Mori and chaama had like now chemistry.

if not for holodex I wouldn't have been able to find the 'teaching haachama' stream.
Why is nobody doing anything to stop Susan?

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1431619157636698118
Cute chama

>>8825842
nothing short of termination of life-sustaining processes will stop susan
and i by that i mean reaching the end of a human's natural lifespan

Mori finally showed us the stupid bitch juice she drinks. It's all this fuckers fault for being addicting.

>>8825803
>Two genmates with a proficient multilinguist
>A pair that hasn't collabed in more than half a year with one of them being ESL
Astute observation

>>8825928
Thanks, cuckboi

>>8825928
>responding seriously to bait
t. fuckboy

>>8825899
It does look tasty...

>>8825986
anon, no!

Remember folks:

>>8825928
>responding to obvious bait
I personally think the Kiara meme review was Haachama best collab in recent memory, she's way more comfortable in japanese

I want to drink Mori's stupid bitch juice straight from the tap.....

>>8825408
It's like fuck in english, of blyat in russian, or oida in austrian. It can mean literally anything depending on context.

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>mori rather shit on dadfags than make fun of hornybeats

>>8825973
>>8826025
>Bait

But it's true, retards

>>8826190
yup. Pretty much. She effing killed it. Probably got pissed after she visited streams only to find greyfags always going : DADADADADADADADADAD

>>8825408
>does Japanese really not have an equivalent?
I mean, when a quick google search tells you that to be rude as fuck in Japan all you have to do is drop the polite verb forms...

>>8826241
The sad thing is that it plays into their joke. But I digress. Mori and Haachama were very cute today.

>>8825803
Somebody's been drinking the dumb bitch juice even more than Mori

Timeloops aside, I'm glad I can openly use "based" in chat now. Thanks, Moririn.

>>8826274
Yeah, I know. That one moment in Frostpunk was thematic; Kronii was sending Children to their deaths, that's why Mori appeared, and chat can't do shit but. DADADADADADADAD

Didn't help that her Kouhai goes "Father" (Although It reminds me of Mordred talking to Artoria)

>>8826212
Have you ever considered that they discuss how much they want to speak each language ahead of time. Haachama probably wanted to "test" her English, hence Mori's comment about Haachama doing great in 99% English

>>8826453
stop responding to further layers of bait, fuckboy

>>8825310
Based on what?

Let's all just appreciate Mori-sensei's non-derpy glasses
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1431621726312357899?s=21

>>8826488
Based on ligma.

I think Mori is top cute when she's in teacher mode like this
Reminds me of the one with Korone too

Bros, the Mori poll what should she make?

Poll in community post for members. Vote now!

>>8826555
>>8826571
Tier 2 or 3 poll? I don't see it on tier 1

>>8826555
I want to see French Toast with lots of fruits. She mentioned it was one of her favorites way back

>>8826611
It's for her breakfast T2 stream

>>8826453
We all knew Chammer's English would decay once she moved back to Japan, but I'm glad that she has good shit like this and Meme Review to keep her English speaking skills at least moderately honed.

>>8826611
likely tier 2. Goddammit, why did my first salary get delayed? DAMN COVID.

>>8826495
But I love Mori's shitfaced-sensei look

>>8826519
We never did find out what killed Steve Jobs, did we?

>>8826672
The two together reflect the true Mori. The Gap.

>J*U so I have to watch vod
>Turns out Mori is the same time zone as me
Fuck me, I thought I had an excuse since I thought she was 2 hours ahead of me

>>8826155
that IS important!

>>8826495
>>8826672
>>8826717
it's true, she looks really sexy here but derp-faced sensei is also perfect

>>8826746
Where?

>French toast is winning
Based

>>8826555
I am going for scrambled egg since it's the easiest to fuck up. Imagine the amount of kino.

>Not wanting to see Mori fuck up wrapping a burrito
I should've known you fuckboys had shit taste

>>8826877
>the easiest to fuck up
People... fuck up scrambled egg?

>>8826982
How is it even possible to fuck up scrambled egg?

>>8826982
Well, you can. Especially if you burn it. Perfect Scrambles are Pure yellow, if it has any brown marks, it's already fucked up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj1dYG164rw
reminder why french toast is winning
Moririn loves her some french toast

Thanks for spending time with chammers deadbeats. It was fun.

how is this fuckup so adorable

Come to think of it, weren't >we talking about our favorite breakfasts a week or two ago?
SHE'S HERE WTF

>>8826982
>>8827006
I mean, I don't think there is an option that is harder than scrambled egg.

>>8826746
I can't help but wonder if she only said that to throw people off because there are no Whataburgers in the west coast

>>8827156
breakfast burrito would probably be a bit harder just because it usually includes scrambled eggs

>>8826877
Personally I thought it would be funny to watch her make the burrito, wouldn't she need eggs for that anyways?

Actually, I'm pretty curious how she's going to do this. Isn't most of her streaming stuff in Japan?

>>8827296
it probably won't have the cam, you'll just get maximum Disaster Sandwich energy

>>8827006
haachama would find a way

>>8827235
>>8827269
Alright, I am convinced, I am jumping ship to burrito. Come on fuckboys, pick burrito, frenchtoast is such a lame choice.

>>8826555
These fucking emotes I can't handle it

IT WAS [4.06%] OF MORI’S DAY AAAAAAAAA SHE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE WHAT A WHORE

>>8827552
Based principled percentbeat

>>8827462
She's so fucking cute
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1431629563713392650?s=20

>>8827179
I could also see it as the reaper family taking a small vacation together after they were done setting everything up. Its been a couple years since they've all been together after all

https://youtu.be/Ei7-riVCeYs?t=2531

what does she say here?
"yeah fuckboy, _______ fuckboy"

>>8827296
Same setup as BBQ (probably even the tong asset) just no cam and she'll put up pictures of the food after she makes it

>>8827735
>"Yeah fuckboy, I like a fat... fuckboy"
You heard it here first, she likes short, bald, fat bearded men with glasses.

>my comment on the collab was deleted
A-am I shadowbanned now, deadbros?

>>8827917
I kept hearing "faggoty ass" fuckboy so I'm glad it was just me

>>8828086
what did you write anon-sama

>>8828086
Did you censor the words she used? YouTube doesn't like profanity in comments even on a video like that

Haachama's Based English Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K_yeQzR8wk

>>8828127
I'm starting to suspect that may be the source of my shadowban. When she read out the Kawaiiope pasta, I may have gotten a little caught up in the excitement and broke containment for a moment

>>8828119
>>8828127
I said yt needs to get its shit together. I got away with swearing and shitting on yt before.

>>8828086
Huh, I just noticed mine was too, probably won't leave it again since I was only saying how I missed most of the stream using JUST posting

>>8828213
Gonna be wild if she actually hits 1.25 during the stream.

>>8828225
i've accidentally posted the n word in her chat before (seriously an accident, I was trying to say big guh) and I'm not bonked

>>8828323
>>8828086
my comments on the collab and other unrelated videos seem to have been yeeted into the void. perhaps our accounts were flagged for cursing or some other dumb shit?

>>8828422
Not the case for me, I still got likes on the members post comment I left

Mori giving little lessons to the JP fans is cute https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1431635133384122368?s=21

https://streamable.com/lzwzh3

>>8827057
Thanks for hanging through the US internet problems. Hopefully they can cook together back in Japan soon

CALLi_SENSEI KAWAII

>>8829173
>it's time to dope
Mori!?

>>8829234
she is on the west coast after all

>trying to listen to Haachama sing
>my mind is conjuring Mori singing shape of you

>>8827057
I like Haachama and Mori together! Hope they will do more collabs since today was super cute.

>>8829328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX3B953Rc0I
Here's a good Ed Sheeran song for Mori.

Though like I said back on global, Castle on the Hill is the only really good Ed song.

>>8829404
the only remember the name i will respect https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDvr08sCPOc

>>8829173
Moririn takes and supports PEDs?!

>>8829555
If somebody holds you back you cannot become God.

>>8828954
The way the music cuts out is too fucking perfect

>>8829404
If we're talking Ed Sheeran I always though this one would be good for Mori in karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXvzzTICvJs

>>8819075
You should’ve seen the chuuni lorefagging that happened last thread.

Ever since we shed some ficklebeats to the clock, Threads have been peak comfy. Thank you Kronii.

Anyway, I'm happy that Mori's EN collab song will premiere on my birthday. I really hope it's Gura.

>Ed Sheeran again

>>8831157
>Missed out on chuuni lorefagging
why am I always here for the shitty time loop threads and not those

>>8831157
Nah, it wasn't the general. Just found it funny the antis are too preoccupied with the new girls that a mori discussion thread outside of morig actually had something interesting going.

>>8831157
What, you're not into that?

>>8831444
As an effect of that, Mori timeloops are not as stingy because of the rrats surrounding some of council.

Really thinking that Mori and Ollie set it up Ollie will probably cancel if the Mumei/Fauna shit dies down.

>>8831390
I'm still unsure if it's EN or not, couldn't it still be the JP song collab or are we saying it's not because it looks to be only with one person?

>>8828086
Anon no one liked my comment and I get a good amount sometimes. This comment mentioned fuck boy and good as shit written plainly. YouTube likes to filter comments with naughty words in them. Its dumb as fuck.

>>8831544
Benign schizoposting is still schizoposting

>>8831572
>no one liked my comment and I get a good amount sometimes
It be like that some days.

>>8831544
>spoiler

>>8831544
stop being a schizo my dude, it's just Mori being included in a collab with people she considers friends
Mori being friends with people you don't like isn't the end of the world or a huge impact on her content

>Mori post a picture of her with glasses
>start daydreaming about teacher Calliope scolding me, lecturing me, getting flustered when I tell her my feeling and how much appreciate her

I'm a lost cause aren't I

>>8831931
You just sound like a typical ghostling. Nothing new to see here

>>8831390
Speaking of song premiere, Mori marks the days on her schedule based on JST time, T3 starts at 22:00 the same day and the premiere should be after it. Does that mean T3 will be less than 2 hours or she'll premiere the song during the stream? Or she just fucked up the schedule?

>>8832153
Nvm, I was looking at BST

>>8831516
I am, it was really fun

https://twitter.com/NomadOf/status/1431563658589442055

[Chammers news]
she did it!

>>8832410
And then two hundred people unsubbed while she was thanking everyone, the monsters.