/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>88041192
SNIFFFFF

>>88041192
I was waiting for you to make the thread!

so cold and lonely...

MY wife

I'm thinking about joining the military but I don't want to be away from you fellas for months at a time. I'll miss the chumbies.

MY Gurandma.

Sex with a fembud.

>>88041256
It's a cold, rainy day here. Seems fitting. At least there's a little Gura content to look forward to now, though.

Wife tomorrow?

>>88041588
Maybe. I'd give it a 10% chance.

>>88041526
>prerecorded 3 minute slop
Skippa skippa…

>>88041588

>>88041673
>chumbuds are Gura anti’s
Makes sense

>>88041921
Are you retarded or a newfag?

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>fauna is reading the bible too
they have to be all /here/

>>88042330
I'm not sure how to tell you this but the bible isn't a /here/ thing

>>88042385
The timing is suspicious.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>88042516
gura is the gurass poster and fauna is the graph poster

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>88041298
joniing the military sounds scary to be honest

>>88042767
Who is the warcraft 3 custom poster?

>>88043310
(You)

look at my wife
do it
now

>>88043340
No I'm the STALKER bud.

>>88043262
I'm more scared of missing my family, friends, and you guys. I should look for more security jobs instead I think

>>88041298
I thought soldiers are allowed to have a personal phone?

>>88043310
I am.

>>88043530
Coast guard is offering a huge bonus but I think they'll have me on ships for months at a time.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>88041588
I thought so, until Kiara said that Ame is not participating in the race even though she is in the thumbnail. I guess there's still a chance since Shiori is also not participating and she's not in the thumbnail, so maybe stuff happened that prevented Ame from joining, so perhaps there's still a chance for Gura.
Idk honestly, I love seeing Gura in collabs but right now I just want any sort of update.

>>88043668
You should do it. Time off the internet will be good for you.

>>88043446
security bud aren't you going to school? the army could be really good if you can get into an IT role that transfers skills outside. fyi there is a big scholarship from cybercorps for people wanting to go to school for cybersecurity. i think it's almost a full ride https://sfs.opm.gov/Student/Information

>>88043791
They changed the thumbnail, we can stop talking about Gura maybe showing up now.

>>88043867
Not securitybud but all your guys' talk about security got me interested too.
>>88043865
I'll think about it. I feel like I'll miss a lot if I decide to enlist.

Day 23! Give it up for day 23!

>>88041179
Gura is a blowjob queen T u T

>>88044122
working security seems comfy

>>88043867
Chairforce is the best if you're looking to get into programming, IT, or engineering.

They got rid of Gura in the thumbnail…

>>88044528
They got rid of a lot more than just Gura.

stream?

>>88044528
Oh.

music?

>>88044346
yup. i've actually worked with a guy that dropped out of college, went to the air force, and became a software engineer when he came home. that was over a decade ago though when he got hired; tech jobs are more competitive now

>>88044346
I was almost tempted by the toast guard's fat bonus but I think you're right chumbie. I should go air force

>>88043945
>>88044528
Damn. Yeah, it's just Mori and Irys now...

>>88044781
The chances become slimmer…

>>88044870
Anons, the race has an announcement which is the full EN song. That's what the thumbnail was for but mane san did an oopsie
The song will have Gura and Ame

>>88045005
So it won't have Shiori?

>>88045005
If that was the reason then Shiori would've been in the thumbnail too, it was probably just a really dumb mistake.

>>88043668
that means no wifi, right? a while ago I read a story about a diversity hire officer secretly installing starlink to get wifi on their warship to check social media, she got demoted

>>88045208
Yeah no wifi. Just Uno and strip poker with the fellas from what I hear.

>>88044225
Why do chumbuds want a bj from a fucking shark?

>>88045293
You don't want her to spiralize your cock?

>>88045293
Because this whore can tie cherry stems with her tongue T u T

Wife soon?

>>88045208
>secretly installing starlink to get wifi on their warship to check social media
holy retard. that's probably illegal too

>>88045520
ToT I'd forgotten about that detail.

The thumbnail change for the Asseto Corsa stream is what finally had me looking into that Baseball tournament thing that also had Gura invovled, and finding out it's not an upcoming collab, but just some NPC event thing... I guess this is what I get for not paying that much attention to Hololive these days.

>>88045293

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>88045520
That sounds like a skill you'd have to eat pussy

>>88046204
ye

Just imagine what Gura and Fauna were up to in that closet...

>>88046596

When did Bae start working on that 3D live? how recent could Gura's recording work for it be

>>88047494
I feel like she’s been working on that for a while. 3D lives take a shit ton of work and time

>>88047494
Could be anytime between the time Gura and Bae worked on Breaking Dimensions to now.

not gonna read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I am in love with Gura.

My heart flutters when I hear Gura's voice
I love her so much

Gura is a lying whore.

Gura is a stinky fish.

>>88048669
Are you a fembud?

Gura is the love of my life.

Gura is a my daughterwife

Gura is my Gurandma.

>>88048725
based dino griller

Gura is my wife

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

I just the entire Gura...

Gura is my mommysisterdaughterwife

>>88049250
How does a mommysisterdaughterwife even work? Would that be a biological mother who acts like your sister and public and does DDLG play in bed?

>>88048669
projection

Gura is my real girlfriend.

>>88049367
In my mind it's more the different roles she fulfills. Sometimes she's pampering and doting like a mom, like in her ocean humming or ASMR streams. Most often she's silly and a bit mischievous, like a little sister, sometimes downright bratty and childish like a daughter. And I want her to be she is my wife.

Gura is my fake boyfriend.

I need a tiny dorky witty demure girl in my life

>>88050127
*with a golden soothing voice

sex with lonely chumbuds

>>88050238
chumbie...

>>88050238
Only if you are a fembud.

>>88050238
are you a fembud?

>>88050238
Gura's made my standards unrealistically high and my taste geared towards girls like her. Especially when it comes to voice and sense of humor. I even used to be attracted to tall girls more than short girls, but I've seen the light through Gura.

goob night

>>88052604
nighty night chumbie

>>88052604
but its only 9pm

my gosling posting scared everyone off it seems
finally i'm the last chumbud

>>88042465
>*Le touché*

>>88053290
NIce try

the dino guras are getting nice and fat

>>88053966

>>88042591
>*Lo touchõ*

Myth getting their 3.0 has me a bit nervous

>>88055431
be not afraid

>>88055431
Isn't 3.0 just adding expressions? That's how it was for JP

>>88055507

>deleted
that, of all things?
that aside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4PGmryH8Qw
Gura in thumbnail with dudul as the animator, maybe relevant to everyones interests

>*chops your dick off*

>>88055655
Dudul please release the lewds

>>88055655
what does she mean by old song?

>>88055655
>>88056580
It's just a song she dedicated to Myth about how they helped her.

>>88056580
One of her old songs she's released in her time in HoloEN I guess? Getting rereleased with an animated MV.

>>88055655
I want more of this

>>88056580
It's a Country Roads MV

My new goal is too lose 50 pounds

>>88058160
from how much?

>>88058326
I'm at 220 right now

>>88058459
good luck, bud
I lost a similar amount, I used to be about 255, now I'm about 167 after 2 years of strength training and cutting sugars from my diet

>>88058160
the thing that worked for me was planning exactly what to eat for every meal every week to not give myself wiggle room. i'd plan and buy groceries every sunday. whenever i wanted to try something new i'd just look up low calorie meals online. i lost about 80lbs in a year.

>>88043762
>*Li touchí*

>>88059639
NTA, but that's definitely a smart way to do it. I'm not sure I'd have the patience and willpower to do the same.

>>88058160
I lost 44 pounds in half a year. You can do it too fatbud.

>>88060140
not having willpower is why i did it. i don't have the willpower to make the right decision about what to eat when i'm hungry, so if I make the decision beforehand so it's not an emotion / situation based choice; it's easier to make the 'right' decision, which is just sticking to the plan.

i'm not being that strict right now but it's what i do when i need to lose weight

Looks like she won't be in the race stream.

>>88060577
it's purely linked to my mental state with me
when I'm doing ok I can eat only what I need to or nothing, hunger pretty much doesn't exist for me, but when I'm depressed it's fat city

>>88060577
Makes sense. I think I'd be able to follow it fairly easy once everything is actually made, but consistently planning and making food ahead of time is what I'd struggle with the most. I would definitely do one of those plans where you just get your food delivered to you if I could afford it. Or better yet, a private chef. That would be great.

no Goob
such is life
https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1849292229350670712

>>88060960
Did Mori reveal the participants?

>>88061095
Cover did >>88061090

>>88061090
guess I'll play more yakuza tomorrow night instead

>>88061090
>though there might be last-minute changes
hope is a dangerous thing isn't it

>>88061090
an expected outcome

>>88061090
>there might be last minute changes
bruh

>>88056580
it's Lose Lose Days, a song about Myth preventing her from quitting Holo

>>88061228
Yeah, I'm just gonna pretend that's not there. It's easier on my sanity to just say she won't be participating.

>>88061090
It was to be expected after the thumbnail change, but almost having the entire branch participate kinda makes the feeling worse, and its happened multiple times in just one month.

>>88061090
Knew it was too good to be true. Man it's crazy how little hololive stuff I've been watching lately without Gooba being around. The other girls are cute but their not her.

>>88061448
I had no idea what you were talking about for a second, I memoryholed 7 days super hard I guess

>>88061090
Oh well until Bae live it is.

>>88061578
There was also that visual novel thing, and if you really wanna push it... the Valve marathon

>>88061090
Im really trying not to read too much into this but the fact that she keeps missing things like this makes it hard. At this point I would rather she just announces another official hiatus.

>>88043208
>*Lo touchõ*

>>88061553
Yeah same here, I've been tunning in sometimes to watch Ceci or Bae and even Biboo recently cause she was playing SH2, but I've been so outta the loop with Hololive these days because the lack of Goob kinda takes away my interest.

>>88061595
larp hours begins

>>88061090
Pretend I vented my feelings im too tired to do it anymore

Gura you dumb shart, stop always making me worry about you.

>>88061703
Yeah... there really was no indication that this break would last this long, and with all the near full branch events she's been missing, its really hard not to think about what could possibly be going on with her.

>>88061090
I wasn't expecting her to show with her area being hit by Milton badly

>>88061090
As ive said raised before about no voice packs like mumei.. She is 100% done, i dont why we're still expecting a sliver of hope..

>>88062326
holy esl..

>>88062326
The fact that you didnt get my point, being too EOP..
What a dumb simp, lmao

It's sad to me that pretty much all of EN feels unified and does stuff together all the time these days except for Gura. She is literally the only one. Wouldn't it be better just doing what Ame did and becoming an affiliate so no one expects her to stream and whatnot? If her heart's not in it anymore her heart's not in it

Thinkin about pizza

>>88062768
fun fact. this shitposter brags in discord about taking ritalin to go on shitposting sprees

>>88063122
Thats really really sad. But it tracks.

>>88063122
that's sad, wait you're in there?

Dudul did a great job with that mv, really like the style he used.

>>88062768
Or just announce an official hiatus until she feels like she can stream more regularly. Though on the other hand I guess she set this precedent a long time ago of popping in to do a bunch of stuff in bursts. Whatever I hope she's happy I just wish I could see her do these big collabs because she's always good in them

was gura like the first one who went into asseto corsa or something? it'd be funny if she was, considering the upcoming event
and i recall when there was this "major" eceleb assetto youtuber who was in the chat, i dont know if they were desperate to leech or something, wonder how he felt when gura never came back to play it

>>88063400
well i'm not in there for the same reasons as him

>>88063122
NTA but It does sadden me a lot how unified EN seems lately while Gura's current status is unknown, and as far as I know nobody in EN has really commented on it.
I don't want Gura to go affiliate though, I don't think she's as checked out as some people try to imply

>>88063122
shitposter and drug addict sad subhuman

>>88063507
From EN? yeah, she was. Someone from JP might have played it first though, maybe Miko but I'm not sure.

>>88063576
are you really going to pretend like you weren't just spamming /ggg/ about gura dying because of a hurricane

goobnight
i love gura

>>88062768
Thinking on it, I take it back, no one wants her to go affiliate, but I do wish for a tiny bit more transparency as a fan.

>>88063822
nini

>>88063822
sleep well chumbie

>>88063665
Yeah? not that you'll believe me, but I barely visit vt anymore due to Gura's inactivty, one can only handle so much graduation doomposting until they get tired. Actually shocked at how quiet this thread seems now, I guess it has something to do with that email verification thing.

>>88063576
she's pretty checked out dude

Gura checked into my residence though.

Gura checks out women's asses (she calls it PWWIE)

Check out this

>>88065401
If I were Gura and some 300 pound stained-shirt discord mod showed up on my doorstep with a ring in hand, I’d take my Smith n Wesson and splatter my brain matter over the foyer floor no hesitation

>>88065737
Gura's a southerner so she probably owns a gun. She said she's shot a gun before too.

>>88065563
The best part is that she's very obviously checking her out right after talking about how she feels responsible for her and how cute and small she is. Based loli lover Gura.

3 days.

>>88065563
That's not a woman, that's a fucking child. Your oshi a pervert chumbie!

>>88065912
She’s a carpetbagger. She grew up in the North in an isolated wealthy town but swam for warmer waters

>>88066330
Yeah, isn't she great?

>>88065570
https://youtu.be/0rhrNNH2Dds?t=96

>>88066330
She's just like me...

>>88066384
more like carpetbanger

the message at the end of moris mv has me worried. it's so over isn't it...

>>88062581
Pekora the homewrecker, what about it last samurai?

>>88067547
if it happens, it'll be until next year so save the doomposting until then

She won't stream her POV.
Everyone says she's graduating.
She won't even talk to us.
All the other holofans hate her.
Mori's new song obviously hints at another myth graduation.
It's really over.

>>88067547
>>88067873
Please don’t say these thing…

OK, fine, I'm watching the MV
>Ame taking a pic of Gura's butt after she trips and falls
nice

I hope one day you understand how many people you hurt that loved you.
I hope one day you understand how many people you let down that believed in you.

SEA hours already?

You good?

Dino

>wherever you end up
>right next to the trident
OK, I see why you're concerning...

>>88068414
It was fun while it lasted

You guys are being really stupid right now

>>88067717
>save the doomposting
lmao, what..

>>88068710
You don't hide the doomposters chumbie?

Smells like pagpag and estrogen in here.

>>88068710
If you still cant see the writing in the wall, you're the stupid here anon

>>88067547
>>88067873
>>88067989
>>88068210
It's just a shallow virtue signaling about how great Myth is no matter what, which is obviously not true, but thinking there's anything more to it is stupid. Also who gives a fuck about gens, individual talents are more important.

>>88068771
smells like toxic copium in here too

>>88068820
I will not support them when they graduate. I will not follow them. Gura is Gura. Myth is Myth. Hololive is Hololive. Unless every single one of them leave and form a new company together (cue Theseus ship or warp portal paradoxes) it won’t be the same

>>88068776
Acting like Mori's latest MV is some big foreshadow is stupid, Cover wouldn't let that shit fly. If she was leaving this year it would've happened already, it'll happen next year if it does.

>>88068820
is your reading comprehension really that low, anon?

I probably am reading too much into it, but it's easy to get paranoid with all that's happened lately combined with the radio silence from Gura. But I'll try not to worry about it too much.

It got too retarded way too fast. Good night.

I'm just kinda lost is all

Another niji is graduating. Just saying. Not a coincidence at all. Nope.

>>88069158
Night night chumbie. I'm waiting for oyasamebud before heading off too

>>88068972
>Cover wouldn't let that shit fly
What the fucks cover gonna do about it.. 100%, the music/vid was funded by the talent..
And if it aint foreshadowing, why put it in the first place? to stir drama, to gain views? that's more stupid if that's the case

>>88068947
Myth is just a gen and gens are nothing without individual talents. Hololive is just a vtuber company that's less bad than the other vtuber companies but is still shit in many regards.

what will you do when it does happen though

>>88069309
Gura paid for her MV too and it was censored by cover, you dumb tourist.

>>88069350
Stop watching vtubers.

>>88069324
If they all collectively leave and form a new company I would follow. If they fuck off in a million different directions and stop collabing then I’m out. I came for kino collabs not soap box therapy sessions that’s boring

>>88069469
sleep tight buddy

>>88069425
I came here for Gura. Not your shitty collabs.

>>88069469
sharkdreams

>>88069469
Oyasame

>>88069025
>literal 2 more weeks trust me bro time loop bullshit
You will never be welcomed here Deadtard. Go out side of this shithole and you will see just how much normal people hate Mori, and you want me to hate her too?

>>88069495
If Gura leaves she is not Gura. Simple as. SDH is not Gura

Ah so a Niji graduated and considered the posting started before the annouchment these are likely paid shills that seem to think 4chan weilds power over the fanbase

So who else loves Gooba and what have you dont lately to show that? I recently went back to worth at an old job and started using my Gura Kareoke playlist that I used to play back then. Kinda glad its still there with how twitchy Youtube can be about this sort of thing

>>88069661
That's almost as big of a reach as thinking pink woman's dumb note means anything.

>>88069661
Holo fans can be just as bad as Niji fans. You don't need to make a conspiracy about it.

Y-yeah, I'm good.

>>88069309
>What the fucks cover gonna do about it.. 100%, the music/vid was funded by the talent..
Cover has and WILL shut down things if they don't approve of them or don't follow their guidelines regardless if a talent spent money on it or not. They canned Ame's original MV for Okami Blues for example, and she had to commision another one.
>And if it aint foreshadowing, why put it in the first place? to stir drama, to gain views? that's more stupid if that's the case
Gee, its almost like Ame graduated not even a month ago... You're aware that this MV was meant to release before Ame's graduation? Surprisingly, animated MVs take time to make. You're seeing shit that you want to see, not everything is about Gura.

>>88069746
>>88069765
Yeah the other chumbud was right. All pagpag and estrogen here right now.

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>88069509
Why did ryonabud do it?

Honestly if Gura wants to graduate I hope she gives a 1 year heads up. 3 weeks like with Ame was way too short.

>>88069802
> You're aware that this MV was meant to release before Ame's graduation?
Gee, its almost like the message in MV is NOT for Ame ALONE..
level-up your reading comprehension, and fuckin read the message.. in the future, all of them 5 will part ways, its just a question of WHEN

>>88070010
>3 weeks
Only 10 days, actually.

>>88070010
>Partially retired
>Would you follow me into my next life?
>RM rigger and artist follows
>Thank you for everything
>Disgruntled about Hololive stuff
>Mixer hate
If you don't see the writing on the wall I don't know what to tell you

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I can't take much more of this.

rigger and mixer hate 4 ever

Shrimpiss

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>88070051
>in the future, all of them 5 will part ways, its just a question of WHEN
Yeah no shit that's how this vtuber business goes, if you think I'm trying to deny that then you're mistaken. I'm saying that the people who think this MV is Mori doing a big hint that Gura is graduating next any minute now are stupid

Baguraette honhonhon

It got a bit fast in here.

Serious question to ritual posters are you seriously spending your time on this? That sounds dreadfully mindnumbing and time wasting. Please tell me its different people posting because if its the same guy god bless his soul

I don't love Gura as a person at all but I love her body T u T

>>88070686
My bad, I will stop getting into pointless arguments, probably.

>>88070737
Mother fucker there are people on GameFAQs posting the same Pokemon troll topics they did in 1996 right now and you are questioning ritual posts here?

>>88065563
Gura is such a faggot

>>88070936
Link? I wanna see

>>88070312
Facts. I would fr bet everyone in this thread money she's graduating/becoming an affiliate/etc before December.

>>88071146
Bet. I like my odds. I think it will be after 2024.

i’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts

For King and Cunny!

>>88070442
Why? Just get a life like the best chumbies here do

>>88071349
August was the month of Aqua's departure, September was the month of Ame's departure, for Gura to announce her departure in October would be devastating for Hololive's morale and sales. So I'm lowkey expecting an announcement first thing November.

Though I could see her waiting until January to announce it, so people have the rest of 2024 to fully adjust to Ame and Aqua being gone.

>>88071482
There they are a-standing in a row (2, 3, 4)

I'm so freaking sad I just want my wife back man

>>88071529
I don't have a life outside of this hobby. Gura is the only company I've had in almost 4 years.

The mili song at the end of every canto is great. I'm loving this

>>88072146
Then tell her to stop going away.

>>88072146
Your sadness is deserved. Any reasonable person knows you shouldn't fall in love with cumbuckets.

gross I just found a tick with its head buried in my skin

>>88073285
uhoh, lyme disease. you'll never be able to eat meat ever again

Speaking of racing though, you guys remember the mario kart tourney arc? She was fucking electric and had the whole en fanbase cheering her on

>>88073561
It's pretty crazy how much penis changes a girl.

>>88070737
Lately someone else has been posting my "My Gurandma" ritual post with the image.

>>88073390
Lyme disease isn't what causes that allergy. Also be careful otherwise tick schizo might be summoned from beyond the grave
Honestly it was better back then when that was the only real level of threadshitting there was to worry about.

>>88069350
Watch Kson and pray to collab and be friend with Gura's next life.

>>88070490
you called?

>>88070737
There are a few ritualposts I started that other people took over after I stopped, so yeah, there's different posters.

>>88073962
it was better back then for reasons that had nothing to do with the damn thread

>>88073029
But I hate your mother.

>>88074039
which ones have you started chumbie

What the hell just happened. Did an EMP just hit?

>>88074362
What do you mean?

>>88074362
You've never experienced a power outage before, Chumbie?

>>88074362
eh?

>>88074362
Chumbie, the nukes have been launched.

>>88074418
>>88074446
>>88074487
>>88074517
Uh I guess it was nothing

>>88074571
Now I'm just more curious. Unless you meant the thread suddenly going quiet? That happens all the time, sudden bursts of activity and then it dying again.

>>88074677
I was watching irys and her pc died at the same time my internet went out. I thought war started or somethin

>>88074735
Ah, I see. That is a bit spooky. I've had weird coincidences like that happen before.

>>88070737
Ritual posts are the best part of the thread nowadays though, alongside discussions about food, games, anime, cunny, and chumbies' health and jobs

I suddenly realized, /ggg/ is basically just a Gura withdrawal support group...

>>88075252
Hey bud I don't need Gura I can quit any time. I do need my hit of Gura right about now, man I would really like some Gura. Hmm, you know where I can get some Gura?

>>88075444
I was gonna type something about checking out this new shit that was just like Gura but better but had a flashback to the handful of actual times that happened and laughed too hard and lost it

>>88070433
samen

>>88070479
don't forget management, they have earned my eternal hatred

>>88070737
it takes like 5 seconds to make one

>>88075252
We have the power to help chumbies weather the drought. But others reject the will to do so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwGPrBhEY8I

can't stop watching ghost videos
>29:00
>30:22 scared the shit out of me

>>88076252
I shall watch this in bed chumbie

I'm going schizo.
I think Cover is hiding that something serious happened to her. Remember that they're publicly traded now and any news like this will tank their stock. Another damning evidence is that she followed Ame right before the hurricane and after that absolutely nothing despite the fact that she was following artists and stuff pretty regularly before that.

>>88075252
its not wrong to start 5 stages of grief early.. majority here is still at 1st, while im already at 4th

Geez it's only been like 3 weeks and you guys are already schizoing out. It's not even that bad yet, we've had much worse. She'll be back soon after she deals with her health, depression and whatever else.
unless Ame's thing pushes her over the edge and she decides to graduate

just curious, was there any wifeposting for this?

I just finished canto 7. True kino

>>88077458
If there was, I missed it. I never pay attention to the playlists. Does Gura actually manage those herself, though?