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World Builder Edition

Last thread: >>87959351
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.88012855

rapeina x flayon

>> No.88012864
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>>88012798
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.88012941 [SPOILER] 
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fuck the image rotation didn't work so I guess we get vertical Ruze now

>> No.88012973

>>88012864
AMEN

TEN HOURS TILL SESSION 1 OF HOLOMARCHES

>> No.88012987
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>>88012864
Amen
>>88012941
chu baker~

>> No.88013015 [SPOILER] 
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>>88012941
Jobber baker
Donmai, chu~!

>> No.88013226
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Please tell awwtare to stop punching /mans/ now

>> No.88013361

>>88013226
no i want him to beat me

>> No.88013761

why would the dino private that heavily pixelated mess, it's not like people saw any dicks

>> No.88014083

>OP too lazy to flip image
drawing is really really cool

>> No.88014093
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>>88012864
Amen
>>88013226
You can't control that little punk. He will ryona us all until 10 hours later

>> No.88014110

>>88014093
clown RAPE

>> No.88014184

>>88014110
When did i write this post wtf

>> No.88014226

>>88013761
in the pixelated version the health bar was actually exactly dick and balls shaped, and the cum shots on the screen were very visible. it wasnt subtle.

>> No.88014410

>>88013226
Sure lemme beat him instead

>> No.88014463
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>> No.88014486

>>88014410
You gonna get raped, anon. He will crawl into your butthole like lemmiwinks and pilot your brain

>> No.88014488

i think flayon should give me a really messy creampie

>> No.88014494

>>88014486
god i wish that was me

>> No.88014524

>>88014486
Keep dreaming ewwtare, now get back to the torture room

>> No.88014543

>>88013761
Too much piss and cum

>> No.88014556

i think flayon should give me a really messy creampie and then i should force him to eat it

>> No.88014592

>>88014463
Magni fueling up after making a jew-muslim homuculus that immediately killed itself in horror, colorized

>> No.88014664

Magni didn't stop the axelotl orgy from happening

>> No.88014722
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>>88014664
Needed more slaves to pick cotton

>> No.88014739

>>88014664
he was trying to breed more test subjects

>> No.88014742
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>>88014083
didn't know images rotated in Windows don't actually stay that way when uploaded

>> No.88014909
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88014909

Posting my banana cream pie here. Sorry if its kinda messy

>> No.88014953

>>88014909
i am going to have sex with you

>> No.88014958

>>88014909
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.88014961

>>88014909
okay now fart on it

>> No.88014966

>>88014909
looks yummy~

>> No.88014992

>>88014909
I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU PAIZURI THEN I WILL LEG LOCK AND BABYTRAP YOU

>> No.88015001

>>88012864
Koimen

>> No.88015056

>>88014909
That's a BBC in the background btw

>> No.88015085

>>88015056
yeah, flayons

>> No.88015170
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Man I thought you wanted a cream pie but you're talking about black dick wtf gay

>> No.88015479
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>>88015170
we can have both of those

>> No.88015696

AXEL HATE

>> No.88015717
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>>88015479
I object to the blackness

>> No.88015764

HAKKERS ON THE MENSHI NANA TELLY 10 MINUTES AGO BTW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFoTna2UJZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFoTna2UJZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFoTna2UJZA

>> No.88016201

>>88015717
we are gonna racemix and there is nothing you can do to stop us polmite

>> No.88016543

>>88014909
Your an imposter

>> No.88016674

sex with bettel

>> No.88016682

AXEL LOVE

>> No.88016695

>>88016674
would rather necro sex with serial killer mama

>> No.88016700

>>88016682
and sex!

>> No.88016763

>>88016695
sex with bettel AND twobert

>> No.88016911

flayon sex and love

>> No.88016935

>>88016763
>two worthless leeches
two times zero is still zero

>> No.88016968

i feel like you guys arent actually having sex

>> No.88017027

>>88016935
thats the point pathetic men are so hot

>> No.88017034

>>88016695
i made this post

>> No.88017193

>>88017027
they would both prematurely ejaculate

>> No.88017254
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>>88016674
Yes
>>88017193
What makes you think I'd stop when they do

>> No.88017310

>>88017193
force them to cum as many times as you can till they're crying and sobbing

>> No.88017354

>>88017254
>>88017310
ToT

>> No.88017356

>>88017254
he's literally so damn cute I want to do vile things to him

>> No.88017417

>>88017193
wouldnt most of the boys?

>> No.88017422

>>88017254
i wish i could chain him up in my basement and use him like a piece of meat and just start dismembering him when i get bored until he dies in horrible agony while cumming inside me at the same time

>> No.88017495

Happy happy happy

>> No.88017615

>>88017417
nonstop flayon creampies TuT

>> No.88017643

twobert is peak i bet he's never even held someone's hand before. I need him carnally.

>> No.88017826

>>88017254
sex clown
I want to dress up in Scooby Doo cosplay (hire some guys on fiverr for the rest of the gang) and drive around his town until i see him on the street then kick the shit out of him

>> No.88017874
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>>88017310
>>88017356
>>88017422
Literally me. Well, maybe not quite the last one, I like to keep my toys alive. If there was a way to resurrect him, I'd stab his heart at the same time he nuts

>> No.88017899

>>88017826
clown sex you say!? that's all I need to hear

>> No.88017903

if anybody here becomes a holostar, remember to bring up how youre a virgin

>> No.88017958

>>88017903
It won't matter, Altare will take it 0.1488 seconds before debut while Shinri watches AGAIN

>> No.88018003

>>88017958
not if i take it first

>> No.88018042

>>88017958
spicy combination... ill take 10 more

>> No.88018048

>>88018003
Shut up toramane you fucking slut

>> No.88018153

sex with octavio

>> No.88018162

>>88017958
sorry shinri is too busy with hakka

>> No.88018383

whats up with altares second outfit? why is it taking so long?

>> No.88018415

>>88018383
i keep tearing it off to rape him, sorry

>> No.88018545

>>88018415
Regis Rapetare is impossible to rape

>> No.88018771

i will force flayon to marry and start a family with me

>> No.88018823

>>88018771
impregnant that man

>> No.88018839

>>88018771
i already baby trapped him so he has to get married to me

>> No.88018870

I will force axel to marry me and live with me forever in a shitty third world country

>> No.88018924

notkuro said some of girls meet up with vox a lot

>> No.88018980

>>88018924
wrong thread

>> No.88019124
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>> No.88019142

>>88019124
CORRECTION IS NEEDED

>> No.88019200
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>> No.88019212

>>88019124
this is the most erotic thing ive seen in my entire life

>> No.88019260

>>88019124
sauce

>> No.88019265
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>>88019142
How can there be correction if nothing is wrong

>> No.88019394

>>88019265
>sticking his tongue out
I WANT THIS BRAT RAPED IMMEDIATELY

>> No.88019442

Shiny Spicy Suppet for Mario Party+ maybe a 4th member
>inb4 they have problems with Nintendo Switch Online, again.

>> No.88019503
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If I could draw, I would have made the Flaytel doujin of my dreams

>> No.88019519

>>88018383
he declined the first one he was presented

>> No.88019542

>>88019503
draw stick figures having sex and post it here

>> No.88019586

>>88019442
Unless something has changed, Axel can't join because of Australia

>> No.88019631

>>88019586
somebody save him...

>> No.88019686

>>88019442
smuppet... so that's why ruze like tavi so much

>> No.88019726
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>>88019586
why couldn't he join, does Australia not have NSO?
if so someone might need to tell Altare

>> No.88019779

>>88019442
I guess it can't be one of the boys if 6 are in Holomarches and Shinri is finishing Silent Hill, unless it's gonna be pretty short?

>> No.88019846

>>88019726
Idk if the new Mario Party has this issue but HQ could not play the older ones while Axel was in Australia because if you're in there you can't do online multiplayer outside of the country or some shit like that. It's really odd

>> No.88019874

>>88019726
NSO is super autistic with NAT and so some countries have problem with it, knowingly Axel and Hakka, but wouldn't surprise me if the flips also suffer from it.
It's fixable, mind you, but they're too dumb to try anything, let alone test beforehand

>> No.88019942

>>88019779
Yeah I was thinking maybe Hakka or Shinri, but Hakka has Holomarches (and probably wants to be available and talking with Ruze before the stream) and Shinri HAS to finish SH2 tonight

>> No.88020577
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Miss them :(

>> No.88020729
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>> No.88020773
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FLAYON IS BULLYING ABORIGINIES BY STEALING THEIR GAS CANS! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STOP HIM AND LET THESE KIND FOLK GO RAMA RAMA?

>> No.88020825

>>88020577
that is like the only thing i don't miss about them

>> No.88020873
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>>88019542
I don't want my boss seeing me draw stick figures raping each other, but I did draw this hakka/jutard sekuhara before

>> No.88020990

>>88020773
Why is Flaygod bullying Armpagpag audience?

>> No.88021101
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>SEAnig doesn't know the difference between SEAnigs and abbos
Kek, I guess they got gas can huffing and sisterfucking in both lands eh

>> No.88021167

>>88021101
that blood? mine

>> No.88021175
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Dubs and I successfully rape everyone in this picture

>> No.88021200

>>88020773
He's doing god's plan. The abos are the one subsection of humanity untouched by gas, jenkem and nitrous oxide.

>> No.88021276
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>>88021200
But they literally had to make a song encouraging them to stop huffing gasoline. They are way too touched

>> No.88021279
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NEXT WEEK (MAYBE)
https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1849129159421002086

>> No.88021360

>>88021279
Is Wilds good? $70 of USD good?

>> No.88021603
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Questionable sex with _______?

>> No.88021633

>HoloMarches Session 1
>ShinySpicy Puppeteer Mario Party
>Shinri Silent Hill Real Estate Shopping
Is it finally happening? The fabled FULL OVERLAP?

>> No.88021744

>>88021633
I will overlap my boobs on all of them

>> No.88021807

>>88021633
as long as mario party doesn't end in less than 3 hours

>> No.88021813
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88021813

>>88021744
me too

>> No.88021852

>>88021279
Does Altare have a PS5?

>> No.88021901
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>> No.88021978

>>88021901
I thought this was a foot pic for a hot minute

>> No.88022739
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88022739

>>88019442
Shiny Spicy Smuppet Sniper

>> No.88022840

>>88020873
Accurate

>> No.88022900

>>88021279
Oh nice, he got someone to bite

>> No.88022931
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>>88020825
it was fun

>> No.88022980

Shinri goes so over the top about his "fetishes" that I'm 99% certain he's only saying them to get a rise out of people.

...He's still in heat, though. He needs correction.

>> No.88022985

>>88022739
Oh nice, the rare Goldtavio combi

>> No.88023029

>>88022980
hes hoping for somebody to indulge him because hes in heat

>> No.88023055
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>>88022980
Are you a bad enough koi to fuck the ronin

>> No.88023158

>>88022739
>Smuppet Sniper
replacement Sexy and Scholar, nice

>> No.88023174

>>88022739
Man, it was too good to be true I guess...

>> No.88023193

>>88022739
Oh nice, Axel and GB is a combination that's been growing on me. Isn't his wrist ultra destroyed tho? How is he going to play MP?

>> No.88023194

>>88022980
>Shinri goes so over the top about his "fetishes"
if you listen to the things he says it's less about fetishes and more about outward signals of intimacy and loyalty. some one that fuses their skin and veins together into one and can't cheat on him like his exes

>> No.88023233

>>88012798
Fucking dorito chin

>> No.88023278
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>>88023233
NOOOO!
ToT

>> No.88023285

>>88022980
>he's only saying them to get a rise out of people
semi-related but that "I wish I could play this game one handed" yesterday was definitely fishing for Ayos in chat kek

>> No.88023320

>>88023193
Only destroyed when it's something he doesn't want to do

>> No.88023423

>>88023193
He's been playing it by himself, so we do know that he's able to play it. I'm guessing that the downtime between mini games is good enough for wrist breaks. (RIP Auntie, can't play Deadlock anymore....)

>> No.88023486

>>88022739
octavios model always looks like he just wears a wig

>> No.88023922
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Lol, the pixels

>> No.88023929

Is Dino dick VOD permanently down or is he having it checked over? I archived it.

>> No.88024020
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>>88023929
Judging from this, I'm going to assume it's permanent

>> No.88024070

>>88023194
he tries so hard to be civil but he wants to be lewd so bad

>> No.88024213

feminize the old man ronin

>> No.88024461
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>>88023055
MORE THAN ENOUGH UUUOOOOOOHHHH

>> No.88024479

>>88023929
...may we see it?

>> No.88024593
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>>88024213
I'd be down with that.

>> No.88024970
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>>88024213
yes

>> No.88025335

ToT I'd treat shinri right. all he needs to do is wear cute outfits for me so I can take them off him

>> No.88026405

Let's hope Shinri can beat SH2 Remake in less than 11:55:00 tonight

>> No.88026414

whose streaming next

>> No.88026531

I'm gonna rape your oshi

>> No.88026553

>>88026414
Bettel with Classrooms -> Super Mario Collab -> Holomarches

>> No.88026566

>>88026531
get in line

>> No.88026569

>>88026414
Bettel in 2.5 hours, then >>88022739 and Flayon an hour later. Shinri might also start even earlier tonight

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88026597

>>88026531
kimoi...

>> No.88026619

>>88026553
And Flay is doing Splatoon same time as mario

>> No.88026633

>>88026553
REAL SHIT?

>> No.88026686

>>88026633
https://holodex.net/

>> No.88026760

>>88026531
please do

>> No.88027000

>>88024479
Jurard pixelated pp VOD: https://gofile.io/d/WFWvMe

>> No.88027598

>>88027000
thank you!

>> No.88028045

milk machina x flayon dry

>> No.88028204

>>88027000
do you have the VOD of magni and altares sex tape?

>> No.88028418

>>88028045
and then keep milking him some more till he's a shuddering crying mess!

>> No.88028837

( ´・∀・`) what I walk into???

>> No.88028913

>>88028837
Walk into the slave quarters

>> No.88028919

>>88028204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2q5MTdG_kw

>> No.88028999
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that fat fish in his arms? me btw
https://twitter.com/vgrdsasha/status/1849120462804234625

>> No.88029126

>>88028418
and then when he passes out you just keep going, and he wakes up in the middle all confused and terribly overstimulated!

>> No.88029346

TODAY

>> No.88029910

I

>> No.88030052

RAPED

>> No.88030086

JUNIOR

>> No.88030091

REGIS

>> No.88030201

FUCKED

>> No.88030276

MY

>> No.88030295

EYE

>> No.88030299

DAD

>> No.88030331

WATCHED

>> No.88030365

NIGGERS

>> No.88030367
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>> No.88030516
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>TODAY I RAPED JUNIOR. REGIS FUCKED MY EYE. DAD WATCHED. NIGGERS!

>> No.88030691

>>88030516
I can drink to that

>> No.88030917

Streams?

>> No.88030969
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>>88030917
GLUG GLUG GLUG

>> No.88031159

>>88030367
Pngtare my beloved

>> No.88031219

>>88028999
your mama should stop overfeeding you

>> No.88031311

>>88028913
(゜∀。) wow how gracious of you

>> No.88032058
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>>88030917
>beggars
>watching streams
LOL

>> No.88032161

>>88030367
Must not edit the bottom part as whore
Must not edit the bottom part as whore
Must not edit the bottom part as whore

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>>88031311
I made delicious fried chicken. It's yours if you go in

>> No.88032662

>>88032294
Wow thanks polmite!
( ・∇・)

>> No.88033011
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>>88032161

>> No.88033156

>>88033011
>WBORE

>> No.88033455
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>>88033011
vore?

>> No.88034011
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>>88032294
Tempus achieving total negrito eradication fic doko polmite?

>> No.88034637

CLOWN ON THE LIMINAL TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0RgdjwPIbw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0RgdjwPIbw

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>>88034637
GRIM #s

>> No.88035726

>>88035225
Needs to bait more simps to hit on him with romantic supas

>> No.88036647
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have they given any hint on which song this is going to be?

>> No.88037162

>>88036647
Not a peep out of Hakka, not sure about Octavio

>> No.88037624

>>88036647
Alabama Nigger i belieb

>> No.88037687

>>88035050
My girlfriend btw

>> No.88037784

>bettel dies in 3 feet of water like a child
Pottery

>> No.88037801

>>88036647
None from octavio too

>> No.88037894

>>88037687
Why is your girlfriend addicted to dick

>> No.88038031

Bettel you stupid nigger do NOT follow the snake

>> No.88038253

SMPARTY JAMBOREE WITH SHINY, SPICY, SNIPER, SMUPPET TELLY
ALTARE POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDKZKxKF5TM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDKZKxKF5TM
GOLDIE POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNTAnwPEfX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNTAnwPEfX0

SPLATOON 3 SOLO PILOT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqqagySp-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsqqagySp-c

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>>88037894
Unfortunately my girlfriend is a whore

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>> No.88039102

Gibby is such a sweatlord, I need leadersniper enemies to lovers angry fps duo sex

>> No.88039127

Never trust Axel

>> No.88039256
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88039256

Shinri's gonna be in a goose goose duck collab with a bunch of indies on the 25th https://x.com/AbaddonVT/status/1849184550020055316

>> No.88039269

Leader 1 v 3ing them already

>> No.88039374

>I was born in the lag, you merely adopted it. Rest in ping.

>> No.88039555

>this shit is rigged bro, and he's still gonna find a way to lose
Leader called out

>> No.88039751

>>88039256
>big collab with no other StarsEN boy
now that's a first, good for him

>> No.88039760

He just casually beat the shit out of all of them...

>> No.88039880

>>88039256
cant say i have much interest in these types of collabs at all but its pretty wild that this is going to be his first time collabing without another holostar

>> No.88039942

It's weird seeing leader be this lucky

>> No.88039955

ojisan flayon

>> No.88039975
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The start of something new...

>> No.88040008

>basketball is a made-up game for men to feel good about their balls
Tavi...

>> No.88040264

they took octavio's first time

>> No.88040320

Octavio knows his shapes...

>> No.88040475

>Haha, I'M in last place!
Tavi...

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>>88039975

>> No.88040693

>HAWT PAWT

>> No.88040707
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Machiroons please (You) me if Flayon opens his rooms to the general public

>> No.88040923

Axel getting mugged by the blue psychopaths and the black man...

>> No.88041136

GIBBY'S GETTING JUDGED FOR BEING A FAT FUCK

>> No.88041224

i love leader's dumb voices

>> No.88041280

Leader being the best is unnerving, where is the jobber energy

>> No.88041323

>>88039256
He did say he was gonna be in a collab with indies, this game seems to be moderately fun compared to AmongUs but I still wanted to see a full HolostarsEN collab of Dale & Dawson where they go all in with the RP

>> No.88041501

>>88041280
He usually does well at the beginning in party games and jobs at the end

>> No.88041576

Of course the blue boys would be good at cutting...meat

>> No.88041640

>BETTEL MY WIFE IS UNCONSCIOUS LETS GOOOOOOO

>> No.88041733

>>88041576
psycho ocd blue boys

>> No.88041918

MAMA ON THE SH2R ENDURANCE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPVaU9KidI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPVaU9KidI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPVaU9KidI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPVaU9KidI
+MONSTER SMASH OR PASS AT THE END IF WE HAVE TIME

>> No.88041961

gibby you fucking sweatlord lmao

>> No.88041976

MAMA ON THE FINAL SILENT HILL TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPVaU9KidI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPVaU9KidI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiPVaU9KidI

>> No.88042038

>Octavio, just jump off

>> No.88042068

>octavio...just jump off
>i'm gonna jump on you

>> No.88042245

Goldtavio winning...

>> No.88042335

>One-coin Axel Syrios, I'm gonna sell you for one coin

>> No.88042418
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wooo mama murder time

>> No.88042468

>BIG SNIFF

>> No.88042476

>maybe peach wanted to be kidnapped

>> No.88042483

>I'm gonna get bowser to kidnap your wives

>> No.88042582

>you vs the bowser she tells you not to worry about

>> No.88042650

>it's a good thing I got a BIG ASS
This is just a GOLDBULLET FAT stream

>> No.88042738

>Team Blue Balls!!
Tavi...

>> No.88042769
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88042769

>Team Blue Balls!
OFFICIAL DUO NAME DROPPED

>> No.88042775

>team blueballs
it's official

>> No.88042833

It sucks Shinri has to rush the game today instead of leisurely playing it because he won't be able to stream it unless he applies for the perms again.

>> No.88042975

>>88042833
I'm sure he's gonna still try to be a thorough as he can with the limited time he has

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thought my beloved blue fuck would start stream at his usual time and i missed an hour of mario party kino...

>> No.88043047

Altare is a Shrigma male?

>> No.88043278

>I can't even see? Who am I?
This is already going well for Tavi...

>> No.88043453

pilot husband cute

>> No.88043462

>Just put the fries in the bag, bro
>All in on black!
Axel, you can't say that to the black guy

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>>88043453
I love our husband

>> No.88043637

>Octavio, I blue a kiss to you~

>> No.88043655

>>88043462
>"Just put the fries in the bag, bro"
>asked his chat what this even meant last solo stream
>now using it multiple times on everybody
cute dumbass dingo. just put da hawt pawt in the bag bro

>> No.88043700

>>88043637
>.....Thank you.
leader got rejected

>> No.88043753

>>88043700
He's just bitter that leader didn't like Team Blue Balls

>> No.88044039
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88044039

SOON
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1849231832241607134

>> No.88044045

>I'm allergic to produce
GB you fat fuck

>> No.88044101
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30 MINUTES TO GO

>> No.88044230

LEADER DID IT~!!!

>> No.88044305
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my son didn't job let's gooooo

>> No.88044313

>>88044039
I am actually impressed the main account posted about it

>> No.88044465

>drunk Mario Party stream
Axel...

>> No.88044483

Convince me that the two gingers won't be obnoxious this time

>> No.88044504

HOLOMARCHES SESSION ZERO CHARACTER VIDEOS ROUNDUP
Altare: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AddqkvhKvl0
Axel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhC7zG10O3c
Bettel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbTfrCYz98
Flayon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W22uu5ODAFQ
Hakka: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhmCrXlhsw
Shinri: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAaMpoZz34
Jurard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sVrMgJrz2o
Goldbullet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT5IxwAmrmE
Octavio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p_20I1zY_I

>> No.88044540

>>88044483
Jurard will be fine. Flayon, however...

>> No.88044588

>>88044483
Flayon is always a wild card, but he has shown restraint in times
Jurard is rarely bad in collabs besides being loud

>> No.88044606

>>88043589
Cute husband

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>>88040707
>Never did
Damn

>> No.88044744
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88044744

Look at my winner wife

>> No.88044745

Was enjoying the collab a bit too much and wasn't paying attention in the kitchen and now I got a bloody knuckle.

>> No.88044808

>>88044540
>>88044588
Well, if anything that's just the character being annoying, I'm fine with that. kek

>> No.88044881

>>88043047
he isn't even a yogurt male

>> No.88045022
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That was pretty fun. These boys had nice chill chemistry.

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>>88044745
here, let ruze lick it for you

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>>88044313
He put in so much work. He deserves it.
Also, mane-chans love the boys. They are the ones running that account.

>> No.88045483

How many streams before everyone drops this?

>> No.88045576
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Five (5) minutes.

>> No.88045695

>>88045483
kill yourself

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>>88045483
Depends on the player honestly. Some will certainly drop, but Ruze plans on bringing in people outside of Stars if necessary, so I doubt it'll end completely any time soon.
Judging from Bettel's WiR yesterday, he and likely some others feel an obligation to join and attend just due to how much work he has obviously put into it, and potentially behind the scenes discussion pressure.
But it was never gonna be every boy's cup of tea. I'm just glad all Ruze's hard work is paying off in this way.

>> No.88045839

>>88045483
R

>> No.88046050

>>88045576
>3 minutes late
Damnit, Frieza. This is just like Namek all over again.

>> No.88046109

TECH HATE TECH HATE TECH HATE TECH HATE

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>>88046109
tehe >:3c

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Meanwhile, outside Hakka's home

>> No.88046219

Bets on both of Hakka's ISPs shitting the bed?

>> No.88046472

>>88046197
>>88046219
kek

>> No.88046583

>during the Mario Party collab everyone thought D&D was at 9EST not 8EST
I hope the tech issues wake up soon

>> No.88046636

>>88046583
kek jurard you bastard

>> No.88046673

KILL ISPS BEHEAD ISPS ROUNDHOUSE HAKKA'S NIGGER ISPS INTO THE CONCRETE

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>>88046109
>tech hate
>hakka is guild tech support
stop hating hakka

>> No.88046814

Why are Ruzaders such numberfags that they count sub gifts on chat?

>> No.88046915

>>88046814
Because they're children

>> No.88046944

How long do you think the "tech issue" would need to be for Ruze to just go "fuck it" and start without him(them?)
It doesn't even need to be a big deal, just go "oh yeah and you find this weird guy in the middle of the road" once the tech issue joins

>> No.88046980

Ruzaders spamming so many chips that there's 30-40 seconds of lag before it shows

>> No.88046988

>>88046583
roru

>> No.88047024

The twist is that Ruze is the one that's missing and that message was posted by mane chan

>> No.88047047

But what if it's Ruze's ISP that's fucking up?

>> No.88047086

>>88046944
I think it would suck for him to prepare all the narrative for the big debut and then have to change it out of nowhere. Not saying he couldn't, specially with it being marches campaign, but it must suck

>> No.88047113

>>88046944
You're just assuming it's not an issue on Ruze's end

>> No.88047170

>>88046583
Jurard you stinky dino wake up

>> No.88047177

>>88046814
Ruzaders are the new Bettelion

>> No.88047180
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>meanwhile...

>> No.88047201

Somehow this is bettel's fault

>> No.88047233
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>last posted at 11pm
>cant get up at 8am for marches
boy am i glad ruzavio took off as the real ship and jutai/rurex died

>> No.88047250

>>88046814
>>88046980
Heh.

>> No.88047337

>>88047250
I mean, doing it /here/ isn't that bad, still weird that they have the need to do that but at least it's hidden, but doing it in chat is.. ugly.

>> No.88047504

Jurard usually wakes up on time for early collabs, so I don't know why people are assuming this is him. It's not really a common issue for him.

>> No.88047548

>>88047504
ruze has been tweeting and the eight other boys streamed. he's the only radio silent

>> No.88047592

Someone in chat said that you have to allow being gifted menshis on settings? Since when is thst a thing

>> No.88047639

>>88047504
GB thought it was an hour later, so it's quite possible jutard thought so too

>> No.88047641

Thread is moving so slow everyone will see that I believe taxation is theft

>> No.88047672

HOLOMARCHES SESSION ONE ON THE TELLY
FEAT. BETTEL, FLAYON, HAKKA, JURARD, GOLDBULLET
AND ELYSIUM'S GREATEST GAME MASTER CRIMZON RUZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig

>> No.88047688

HOLOMARCHES ON THE FUCKING TELLY
https://youtu.be/GF7A9kKlqig
https://youtu.be/GF7A9kKlqig
https://youtu.be/GF7A9kKlqig

>> No.88047708

APOLOGIZE TO JUTARD

>> No.88047712

HE HOLOS ON MY MARCHES TILL I SESSION 1
DND ON THE FUCKING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF7A9kKlqig

>> No.88047727

>>88047672
>Ruze
>Elysium
Erm
Akshually he's from the badlands

>> No.88047736

>>88047672
HELL YESSSSSSSS

>> No.88047767
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Only a 30 minute delay. No big deal. Lets go Holomarches!

>> No.88047783

>>88047592
always has been

>> No.88047784

>>88047727
the badlands? that are in elysium? the south elysian area, to be exact?

>> No.88047791
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88047791

my body is ready

>> No.88047813

>>88047727
Uhm, akshually, the Badlands is in South Elysium

>> No.88047833

>>88047548
He mostly just tweets around his streams, so I don't really read much into that

>> No.88047853

>>88047592
For a while? I vaguely remember having to manually do it for each channel way back,and then at some point you didn’t have to any more? Probably when they changed the algo for the randomly gifted memberships.

>> No.88047899
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I'M SO FUCKING READY AAAAAA

>> No.88047903
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88047903

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.88047905
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>> No.88048001

>nice tits!
>the TITS of armis!
kek

>> No.88048008
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>the tits of ARMIS
damn right he is

>> No.88048023

Banchou is being cute~

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>> No.88048070

>tusk-esque furby

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>> No.88048129

>>88048033
shizo anon it hasn't even been 3 minutes chill

>> No.88048130

Bettel looks like he's terrified all these poor people are going to rape him...

>> No.88048147

>>88048129
It was in reference to Ruze anoon

>> No.88048206

>>88048129
ruze told jurard to wrap it up

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>>88048130
He knows the gangrape is inevitable

>> No.88048319

Its finally happening!!

>> No.88048342

My ADHD brain stopped listening after he said this is a march to the west

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>>88048253

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88048399

i fucking love lore and DM'ing and DnD and Ruze and Holostars and vtubers and

>> No.88048406

>>88048342
get out of /mans/ flayon

>> No.88048429

>>88048342
>>88048374
Pay attention on the DM Bettel

>> No.88048432

>>88048342
There is no way any of these boys are retaining more than the last two sentences of this

>> No.88048447
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>>88048342
my non ADHD brain did the same...

>> No.88048461

>TIN CAN
FUCKING CLANKERRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.88048473

>>88048429
Actually pretty funny if it was in character (x)

>> No.88048515

>>88048342
maybe I have adhd too, if there were pictures I'd find it easier to follow

>> No.88048544

ruze's voices are charming

>> No.88048573

JUNIOR HATE HATE HATE

>> No.88048577

FUCKING JUNIOR

>> No.88048590

JUNIOR KORVIN HATE

>> No.88048591

Ruze should have been a shota...

>> No.88048599

JUNIOR LOVE

>> No.88048601

>Junior voice
Sasuga Hakka

>> No.88048600

RACISM AGAINST KORVIN

>> No.88048603
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88048603

JUNIOR VOICE CONFIRMED

>> No.88048621

junior anon seething and there they are above me

>> No.88048646

Kill and burn Junior

>> No.88048656

https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1849236554293682629
Which one of you did it?

>> No.88048673

RACIALLY CHARGED BIRD STEREOTYPES
LYNCH KORVIN

>> No.88048707

Lizardman and black dwarf hanging out together...

>> No.88048715

We got double Gibby today, I'm so happy!

>> No.88048719
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>>88048656
sorry...

>> No.88048759

SLIMY LIZARD MAN RACISM

>> No.88048776

>firm, but...slimy handshake

>> No.88048780
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88048780

I WANNA SEGREGATE KORVIN
CALL ME JIM CROW THE WAY I OPPRESS HIM

>> No.88048784

SEX WITH RUZE

>> No.88048786

I LOVE DND RACISM

>> No.88048794

BASED AUNTIE FUCK THE LIZARDS

>> No.88048800

JURARD'S FACE KEK

>> No.88048816

I'll never get enough of Flayon showing his va chops

>> No.88048834
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88048834

What does he see

>> No.88048837

Wait a minute, that's just ERP without the E!

>> No.88048839

SEND THE LIGGERS BACK

>> No.88048861
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>>88048794
>FUCK THE LIZARDS
Yes...do that...

>> No.88048862

RACIST GIBBY KEK

>> No.88048865

i have a low cringe tolerance for stupid voices, i hope this exposure therapy works

>> No.88048905

this is the only time gibby gets to be the racist... he's taking advantage of this

>> No.88048909

>>88048834
KILL LIGGERS HANG LIGGERS

>> No.88048914
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>> No.88048916

JOBBER KRISTOFF CAN'T EVEN SEE SOMEBODY TRIP HIM

>> No.88048988

He's so fucking stupid, I love him so much

>> No.88048995

This is so fucking kino

>> No.88049004

>>88048865
Good luck

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88049058

>>88048816
it's always fun to see him do this kinda shit. i hope this gives him more chances to flex it

>> No.88049104

Jurard can only talk directly to Ruze...cute.

>> No.88049122

>jutardwyn can only speak far away oogaboo language
KEK

>> No.88049204

Ruze ur nihongo reps...

>> No.88049205

Immediate racism, excellent

>> No.88049208

>you know "watashi godwyn desu"
perfect

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>> No.88049259

>>88049205
The proper way to DnD

>> No.88049297
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88049297

>> No.88049336

SHIKAMANE ON THE TELLY

>> No.88049374

>banchou playing charades and weebing his way through

>> No.88049380

>>88049297
i think i get hakka now...

>> No.88049530

FUCKING DEAD

>> No.88049611

HOLY SHIT

>> No.88049622

>dragon
its so over

>> No.88049628

jurard bgm design

>> No.88049643

>jurard doing chuuni weeb noise sound effects for emphasis
ok i like having him in the sesh, he’s so invested in the CINEMA

>> No.88049718

>>88049643
>>88049628
He's being used in the best way, I love this

>> No.88049742

FLY NIGGAS FLY

>> No.88049773

hakkers...

>> No.88049786

NAT 1 FIRST ROLL LETS GOOO

>> No.88049793

>first roll is a 1
Incredible

>> No.88049796

JOBBERS

>> No.88049801

>first roll
>critical failure

>> No.88049834

Jobber party
Jobber branch
Jobber life

>> No.88049845

>First roll in HoloMarches is a 1
Jobbercore

>> No.88049870

>nat 1
>nat THICK

>> No.88049877

>he's naturally thicc though
Sasuga banchou

>> No.88049926
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88049926

>korvin: critical failure
>kristoff: fail
>sarkenal: fail
>bodvarr: PASS
>godwyn: fail
Dear god first roll and the D&D gods already want these boys dead

>> No.88050009

>>88049926
and of course the one with the phobia is the only one who passed kek

>> No.88050015

>roll initiative
>everyone goes silent in confusion

>> No.88050023

Flayon wins the coward contest

>> No.88050031
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88050031

Awww babys' first initiative rolls

>> No.88050032

>>88049926
The dice gods give, the dice gods take…

>> No.88050079

flayon....

>> No.88050111

Typical cowardly liggers

>> No.88050166

>looney tunes skedaddling on all fours
kek

>> No.88050210

Banchou is coping

>> No.88050214

Kek, running away already

>> No.88050300

>NIGERUNDAYOOOOOO

>> No.88050301

NIGERUNDAYOOOO

>> No.88050306

NIGER(UNDAYO) BOMB DROPPED

>> No.88050338

>>88049926
The dice gods do not smile upon this party

>> No.88050350

Banchou desperately abducting his only possible conversation partner

>> No.88050414

banchou...

>> No.88050488

HAKKERS YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

>> No.88050490

KORVIN KEEEEEEEEK
>bird mimicry vocal cords
>can make any sound he’s heard
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

>> No.88050489

Imagine being one of these schmucks and you see some human wrestling some other faggot running away while yelling autism noises

>> No.88050581
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>> No.88050602

>gets knocked down
>immediately says fuck niggers
Why is Hakka like this?

>> No.88050605

Ruzerex wrestling each other...

>> No.88050608

>The corvid has a canonical *BLEEP* in his phonetics
Holy kek

>> No.88050659

Zesty intimidation...

>> No.88050689

>stripping as intimidation

>> No.88050735

>Lizard running
>Bird running
>Barbarian trying to save his boyfriend
>Human playing dead
>Dwarf stripping and yelling
Incredible

>> No.88050827
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88050827

>Today I will scare a dragon with faggotry

>> No.88050859

Well, at least GB is pretty lucky

>> No.88050883

>>88050827
>dragon gives a limp wrist zesty paw in return

>> No.88050907

>nat 1
IT JUST WON'T STOP

>> No.88050931

>Make a perception check
>rolls 1
>Nevermind.

>> No.88050940

Banchou's RNG is truly incredible

>> No.88050989
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>> No.88051024

>it bitchslapped him to death

>> No.88051032
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>>88050989
What's he doing to him...

>> No.88051040

Where'd he get armor class 9? Stripping? >>88049244

>> No.88051050

Gibby you fucking glorious tard

>> No.88051058

>>88050989
deader than mechabirb btw

>> No.88051080

>>88051040
He is naked
He'll deathsave

>> No.88051137

holy shit this party is filled with retards with a hard R.

>> No.88051150

TYPICAL LIGGERS ALWAYS STEALING

>> No.88051163

>>88051050
Kek, that was a great bit admittedly, despite losing a team member

>> No.88051172

>trying to rob the dying black man

>> No.88051288

>tiny little bird sprinting past everyone

>> No.88051317

session 1 tpk...

>> No.88051371
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88051371

Homophobia? Why would I be scared of a faggot?

>> No.88051399

>Banchou has successfully dragged his boyfriend away from immediate danger

>> No.88051412

> Jabbering savage
kek

>> No.88051425

>jabbering savage
>rolls 20 for COWARDICE

>> No.88051443

>Jabbering savage
Jesus, Bettel

>> No.88051442

>rolls 20 for playing dead
KEK

>> No.88051451

>Bettel max lucking his way out of this encounter

>> No.88051517

>sees problem
>uses faggotry to solve said problem
>dies
what did Gibs mean by this?

>> No.88051524
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88051524

>called Korvin a jabbering savage
>Immediately gets a nat 20
Racism buff is real

>> No.88051558

>Dislocates own elbow and pours dirt on himself like something out of looney toons to play dead
Bettel, the master of stealth

>> No.88051576

>jurard, hakka and flay flee
>bettel cowards out
>gibby got bitchslapped into the dirt

>> No.88051623

>>88051524
pretty sure the jabbering savage refers to Jurard

>> No.88051678

>>88050581
IT'S REAL

>> No.88051690

>>88051623
Still racist

>> No.88051692

ruze is being nice having the dragon leave kek

>> No.88051714

#RESTINPOWERBODVARR

>> No.88051741

>>88050581
KEK

>> No.88051763

any bakers?

>> No.88051777

>5 damage
Kristoff has 7 max hp and the tard dislocated his own elbow to sell the death

>> No.88051783

>>88051692
I mean, 3/5 of these people have like 0 experience with this game

>> No.88051808

>>88051692
I think that was kinda intentional. I think that might have been a 'teach the players that not every encounter should be a fight' kind of thing.

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>>88051777

>> No.88051905

>do not speak to me, cowblood!

>> No.88051922

>Banchou is too stupid to understand his boyfriend is calling him a useless rich boy

>> No.88052013

THEY ARE GONNA MOLEST AND STEAL FROM GODWYN

>> No.88052025

>ligger rolls a 19 for mugging all valuables from the party

>> No.88052029

Flayon encouraging Ruze to sekuhara Jurard...

>> No.88052108

LIGGER (FAKE) ON LIGGER (TREX) CRIME

>> No.88052115

Ruze refused to rape Jurard, so Flayon is insisting on doing it himself instead...

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