/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schedule TBA
>CCGG Assetto Corsa Practice collab (Time TBA)
>FRI: HoloEN Assetto Corsa racing (4 AM CEST / 11 AM JST)
>SAT: Justice Watchalong _ Cabin in the woods (2 AM CEST / 9 AM JST)
>SUN: Raviolin collab (5 PM CEST / 10 PM JST)
There maybe some mistaken day placement since timezone is hard so correct me if I am wrong.

> Schedule TBA
CCGG Assetto Corsa Practice collab (Time TBA)
FRI: HoloEN Assetto Corsa racing (4 AM CEST / 11 AM JST)
SAT: Justice Watchalong _ Cabin in the woods (2 AM CEST / 9 AM JST)
SUN: Raviolin collab (5 PM CEST / 12 PM JST)
There maybe some mistakes since timezone is hard so correct me if I am wrong.

Whenever I say that I'm in an abusive relationship people always assume I'm the victim

>>87926455
go to sleep ceci

uhmmm hello? where is everyone?

>>87929627
Shut up you faggot

>>87930685
you forgot to bump the thread

>>87930888
Retard

>>87931179
stop insulting people

>>87930685
>>87931179
go back to sleep cranky, anon

>>87929627
gone. I took care of all of them, I'm the last otomo itt.

>>87929627
just got back from my otomowalk. also this guy >>87932953 stabbed me what the hell

>>87926455
Just say that you are a lesbian. Same shit

>>87926076
>collab
>collab
>collab
>collab
I am tired, Mr Immergreen.

>>87933734
Too bad, bucko. She's a social monarch and she's flying high, baby

>>87934052
She should start collecting collab taxes.

>>87933734
Anon, if all we have are the schedules of other holos then of course it's just going to be collabs.

>>87934714
How many times do you think she will stream this week?

>>87934790
8 or 9 times

>>87933734
women be shopping

CC doko

>>87936047
That's her, what do you mean?

>>87936074
She got no Führerschein

>>87936107
That doesn't make the question any clearer.

responsibilities SUCK! I just want to watch ceci streams...

>>87936678
Just tell them that you are too stupid and somebody else should do it.

>>87936728
Actual towering-genius-tier play

>>87936818
What can I say, I'm very lazy.

>>87933734
the downside of having an extroverted oshi

>autofister collab
Yuck

>>87936678
>be me, just after sick leave of 2 weeks
>decide to finish at evening presentation of 4 scripts that you have to show tomorrow and browse memes
>evening comes
>try to record how your scripts work
>very nice, lets try different data
>script calls you a retard and doesn’t work
>have no idea what is going because you did that shit before leave
>try to fix that shit, burn candles to appease machine spirit of chatGPT to save me, cry, punch wall multiple times, pull all nighter but finish it just an hour before meeting
>it will begin in 20 minutes, but for now I prolonged my carrer a bit that inevitably will end in compromitation as I’m too retarded to work in IT
I wish I could just work at farm and play with cows, horses and dogs…
Thank you for reading my blogpost

>>87933734
You think that you were the only one pulled by her "nice extrovert that will adopt your introverted ass” charm?
She is retard-whisperer and Hololive is full of retards.

>>87938407
I was pulled by other things so it's a bit draining.

>>87938050
good luck anon!

>>87938742
you can skip the collabs, she still does solos along with them so I'm not sure what you're complaining about. we still get the solos.

>>87938835
I am like my oshi, can't skip a thing to save my life.

>>87938876
sounds like a you problem...

>>87938906
It always is.

CCGG collab is at 8pm GMT on Thursday, same day as the race.

>>87941103
nice they haven't had a proper collab in awhile

>>87941103
Friends to lovers to enemies to mandated corpo make up session?

die Zäzilia

>>87941861
A tale as old as time

My sexual fantasy is to wake up on a Tuesday morning and see a schedule posted on Cecilia's Xwitter... But she hates me...

>>87943043
i hate (you) too

>>87943319
You hate everything.

She'll wear nothing but an apron and cook for me.

Ceci has been snacking too much on stream and off stream lately. I hope she knows her limit. The mocat suit is not going to be a one size fits all at this rate

>>87944507
Cover already has a gargantuan mocap suit for Shiori.

Why do brown people like fat women so much?

Next stream Thursday?

>>87936047
>willing to buy a $500 wheel for a one off collab
>still using a 3xxx series gpu
women

>>87945341
shut up jensen

>>87945341
She will use it to play Eurotruck. Once. Next year. Maybe.

cooking stream soon I like +2 years

>>87945341
The 3070 is a great card. She doesn't need anything more at this point.

otomos are gonetomo its overtomo

>>87947510
Just trying to nap to be fit for a potential stream. I fell asleep during the last few.

Ceci making (You) fluffy pancakes with jam, fresh fruit and butter in a cute apron and dress.

>>87948311
Nice, but next time let's use the homemade jam that I made this summer. It has less sugar but more fruits, giving overall more fruity flavor!
Yummy!

>>87938050
This is why I can't computers. They're just an all you can eat buffet 24/7 chuckfest bottomless breeding pit for gremlins. Good luck bro

>>87949606
>bottomless breeding pits for gremlins
Funny, that's why I love them.

Come on Ceci, post the fucking Zeitplan

>>87949691
zeitplans are updatilias job

>>87950040
She's dead.

>>87950093
no........

is updatilia an AI?

cuties

>>87950341
Updatilia is actually just CC

>>87950525
meds.
updatilia is WAY cuter and NOT evil unlike cc!

>>87950525
stop spreading misinformation

>>87940949
I SHIP THEM

>>87951768
Calm down, Gigi.

>dollpussee

I NEED A ZEITPLAN TO PLAN MY WEEK !!!

>>87952008
>>87926076
>>87941103
Plan away.

>>87952008
Expect stream at regular time every day except today, plus the already known collabs

>>87952151
>Expect stream at regular time every day except today
Don't.

>>87952008
>autism
Yes, we know it's tough when you can't plan your entire week because a bunch of girl streamers from various timezones and a lot of work being scheduled for months cannot come to agreement on what their schedule for this week is.

>>87952199
Who is "girls?"

>>87952248
A mythical being, don't worry about it.

>>87952199
Girl streamers from various timezones and a lot of work have already posted their schedules.

>>87952008
just keep the usual ±1hr 9pm CCST(CC standard time) free??? the usual time. for collabs we already know when most of them will be >>87926076. It's not that hard to figure out anon.... she has a somewhat dedicated timeslot.

>>87952777
Better yet. Do whatever you want and if you miss a stream it's not an issue.

>>87952818
yeah that too

stream today at usual cc time !

>>87952846
thanks updatilia! mwah

She's pretty consistent, feels kind of unfair to screech about der Zeitplan.

>>87953009
we just like something to complain about

>>87953098
I guess I'm being culturally insensitive, liebling otomo

>>87953009
I just like hearing from updatilia

>>87953009
Until this week she was pretty consistent with at least giving updates on when she will be streaming too.

hey watch this!

I want CC to top me

Reminder that CC did the birthday song for Gigi at the last possible moment and she cares about Gigi more than she will about any otomo ever. It's a miracle she didn't drop schedules a month ago. Just enjoy.

>>87954163
stop trying to project. She clearly cares more about me and me only **and her pancakes**

>>87936047
>negative depth perception
IS CC cross eyed or lazy eyed?

>>87954650
She's a woman.

Did someone say
>Pancakes?

>>87954443
She loves you both, raora. you don't need to be so competitive. Chill out.

>>87954650
Probably mild lazy, just like me.
we are

>>87954163
Did she ever show that to GG btw, I must have missed it

>>87955414
On twitter.

>>87955414
ye on twitter
https://x.com/ceciliaimgreen/status/1847383180246167767

>>87955414
She saw it and replied on twitter.

>>87954443
No, seriously. She also added buying new earphones to the top of her to-do list over a month ago and her channels are still flipped. At some point you just have to accept it as mental issues you don't judge people for.

>>87955033
>Raora loves CC and GG
>CC loves Raora and GG
>GG loves Raora and CC
THEY ARE

>want to take a nap
>afraid cc will have a stream soon
>also remember cc hates tuesdays
this is why i like timely schedules

>>87955529
What about ERB?

>>87954163
>not even 6 months from debut and already this lazy
its over

>>87956006
Just think that next stream is on Thursday unless she says otherwise.

>>87955517
how does a girl who procrastinates this much reach these levels of success

Has science gone too far?

>>87956336

>>87956214

>>87956336
immaculate conception...

>>87956055
monitoring rissa

>>87956380
>>87956336
inaccurate. she would yeet that child the moment she sees it.

>>87956669
And it would keep coming back to her because it inherited Ceci's durability and Gigi's dumb puppyness

Why does everyone talk like erb never exisisted in justice?

>>87956804
ERB is making it easy.

>>87956804
They are brown

>>87956804
anti british racism

>>87956804
Who?

>>87956804
I'd be happy to talk more about her, but she doesn't seem to collab much and prefers to do her own thing (probably watching birds). So aside from the Justice collabs and that one Minecraft stream, there's not much I can talk about. I loved their interactions in ENreco though. Ceci showing Erb her hat was really cute.

>>87956804
erb is a weird one she doesn't stream much beside karaokes and some bigger collabs

>>87956804
>CC
>GG
>RR
>ERB
she just doesn't fit...

>>87956804
she is the sore thumb that sticks out or... the one everyone forgets

>>87956804
Probably because she herself doesn’t exist in Justice.
I’m genuinely confused why she is like this and prefers to stream with IDs and Homos than her own gen.
Management told her to be this kind of bridge to outside? Their strategies are to be ignored. For example IRyS instantly told them to fuck off with sole vsinger shit and started streaming as regular member.
She had a fight with them? Erb should realize that she is the retarded one and should do whatever Ceci is saying because she is smart.
She is a hag cougar that joined to fuck young men don’t care about anything else? Probably not, but there are freaks like this outside, so wouldn’t surprise me

we're taking the W and the dead bodies

how often do you think otomos, grems and chattinis accidently forget about rosarians and left them behind during outings or picnics? must be tough not being able to move on their own

>>87957664
im gonna sled down a hill on a rosarian

>>87957664
Rosarians don't have a design. They don't exist.

>>87957403
could use more guns

she is now a month overdue on the crank audio

>>87956804
She should’ve debut as goblin Liz

Captcha: n0tit

>>87958465
>he fell for the t2 member scam

>>87958465
if you play the first asmr again, then it counts as 2 months

>>87958465
when you cancel your memberships (not that I'm suggesting you should), YouTube allows you to leave feedbacks. Just select the option that says something like 'I was not given what I was promised.' I'm sure that will be more effective than just whining about it here.

>>87958941
i want to whine though?

this is what happens when there's no stream

>>87959047
well I'm tired of you whining

>>87959410
what are you going to do about it?

>>87959277
It could have been easily avoided if she posted one sentence on twitter. Truly Green Female experience.

Otomo, you shouldn’t imagine her in apron because it is on her to cook today. You definitely shouldn’t imagine now you living married life together

>>87959410
>>87959449
holy shit just kiss eachother

>>87959555
I want Ceci wife so bad

>>87959555
>rice without meat

Cecilia Nimmerstream

>>87959555
She’s going down the GFE route… someone stop her

Updatilia here, Ceci (not me) hates Tuesday. This means no stream tonight

>>87959555
I would give her my mayo, if you catch my drift.

Welp, since we are bringing up every shit topic.

>>87938835
lol
lmao even

have you all taken your magic candies today? please line up and take ten each

>>87960302
I keep thinking the pill bottle is Roboco from the thumbnail

>>87960302
Do you have adderall?

>>87960302
you're pretty sus pilltomo...

>>87960302
sure, I will take one, put it on my hand...

>>87960302
Stop stealing Ceci’s birth control pills. That’s how that child came into being

120%

since she isn't streaming today, I'll assume that she'll be watching the champions league with me

>>87960513
well grems need it more >>87949655
something has to be done about the Gremtomo overpopulation. we need to stop these little guys from taking over... It's messing with the natural order of things. STOP FUCKING GREMS or at least use protection.

>>87960902
CL is atrocious to watch. I pity you. euro league has atlast a quantum of soul left.

Schedule

>>87961174
Dortmund souled itself into the final just last year, its not all lost yet

>>87949691
>>87950040
>>87952008
>>87953009
no zeitplan, only schedule >>87962009

>>87962009
>Saturday
Home.

>>87962009
we eating so good

>>87962009
>2 days off
>still streams 7 times
She spoils us too much... I love her...

>>87962009
When will she come up with a name for Autofister she can use that isn't Autofister

>>87962009
Dishonored kinda meh to me, too much save scumming. But the rest is good. GGCC and Oktoberfest streams is all I need for a good week, the rest is bonus.

>>87962009
still trying to give us solo streams... she loves us

>>87962241
autochaser works

>>87962009
always looking for an excuse to get drunk

>>87962009
Zeitplan

>>87962438
A few beers won't make her drunk.

>>87962505
ein Bier ist kein Bier

>>87962009
Why justice watchalong is so late? Literally no one streams at that time from Justice. Even Gigi’s are ending around that time

>>87962089
>Dortmund
>Soul
I hope you seethed over Klopp getting red bulled

>>87962579

>>87962009
>dishonored dlc
for justice!
>ACC
should be fun, I wonder shes actually getting a wheel for it. would be cool if she can set up a handcam for it but thats probably too much effort...
>Beer Review
nice! looking forward to it. I love drunk ceci
>silent hill 2
she's playing the remake I assume?

>>87962396
be honest, did you steal those cookies from the takos?

>>87962905
> Why justice watchalong is so late?
Probably for Raora, it’s on her channel and she is fully awake at that time

>>87962009
Zeitplan

>>87963220
nta but wouldn't it be more convenient for her (and for everyone except gigi?) to do it at ±10pm JST

I think the beer review stream will be handcam, odds?

>>87962009
>Schedule
>1 Minute after CC posted it
>>87962452
>>87963303
>Zeitplanfags
>late

>>87963457
Almost zero.

>>87963457
don't think so. it says chatting + games.

>>87963490
I was busy replying to her on xitter.

>>87963303
Keikaku

>>87963640
That's just "Plan"

>>87963677
according to TL notes, yes

>>87962426
also has certain implications...

>>87963094
idk what you're talking about

>>87963423
I mean you just answer your own question, that it would be terrible for GG who will either be very low energy (her sleep schedule is also pretty weird) or she can’t show up. The current time is slightly bad for CC and ERB but at least they are pretty used to doing stream/event past midnight.

>>87963738
does it?

>>87963490
I was busy making my zeitplan for the week now that her zeitplan is out

>>87963812
yeah, you arent familiar with the term "chubby-chaser" and its many derivatives?

>>87963813
>it's fine to fuck over 2 people instead of 1 because they get fucked over all the time anyway

Otomo sets you on fire ASMR (Chattini PoV)

>>87964186
Eh, is it really worth it?

>>87964186
we are so back preybros

>>87964325
Haven’t played the game myself but everyone keep saying she is pretty close to the finishing it so i guess why not

>>87964483
the ending is pretty bad. Better to not finish the game.

>>87964325
Would be a shame to drop it so close to the end.

>>87964526
Is it bad enough to make her rant? That would be even more reason to finish it.

>>87964526
the ending is good and only hated by people with bad taste

>>87962009
>Oktoberfest Beer Review

Wen'd Ceci koi Tegernsee'r drinkad wema grandig, I sog's dia

>>87964483
>she is pretty
so real brotomo

>>87964614
it is just random fuckery out of the blue at the end made by some 2nd semester psycology major writing his first movie script

>>87964703
Took me a good moment to decipher that. At first I thought you were speaking Indonesian or something.

>>87964186
She dropped it and you reminded her lol

>>87962009
>Zeitplan
Beer review? Sounds RAD

I've been working all day and now I want pancakes but it's 11pm. Life is too hard.

>>87964749
its not random if you pay any attention to the game. you dont even have to read the random lore pamphlets

>>87966422
>if you pay any attention to the game
It's over...

>>87962009
>packed Zeitplan with kino and practically whole Sunday will be streams
I love her so much bros

>>87964325
nope. It is peak Bethesdaslop walking simulator

>>87966422
It's just the Bioshock plot but in bad

>>87966803
You are fucking retarded.

>>87966422
Its the Bioshock plot but good

>>87966848
Yes. Your point?

Cecilia Immabrap!

>>87961174
Honestly, I wasn't expecting a lot, but now I think Dormunt should leave UEFA, fucking failure of a team.

I lomf her so much!

>>87962009
>sat
Will she pronounce it Maas or Maß? I cannot wait to find out.

>>87967720
>braptomos are real and in the thread
kimoi

>>87970619
i love art of cc with otomos

>>87962009
>generation with majority EU members
>3AM collab
Nice

>>87971401
Rara and Gigi throw Erb and Ceci under the bus

I've been working on a lawyer otomo animation but I cant get a good punchline the best I got it "dawg look at my lawyer im finna go to jail." Should I just scrap it?

>>87963457
99% chance she won’t. I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a guest drop in though

>>87971931
Whats the buildup? The punchline sounds meh by itself but she has said something like that on stream before and with some background/buildup it can go from random to on brand and funny

>>87972211
dawg look at my lawyer
jumpcut to him winning
otomo waddles away then falls down and cant get up.

Its honestly not that good and it was better in my head than before i started it

>>87971931
i lol'd

>>87972298
bro, keep it up

if you make something, you see the flaws that a first time viewer won't see or care about

it'll be fine, especially if it's meant to be funny

>>87972298
He should trip and roll sideways down the court steps before faceplanting at the bottom

>>87972298
Make it anyways Otobro. All OC has a place in Immerheim. I made a bunch of low effort image edits during debut and I never looked back

>>87972298
Won't know for sure until we see the final result. These kinds of skits when laid out like this don't seem that funny, but half of the bit is visual presentation so I wouldn't worry about it. Have the otomo look goofy as he waddles away and I'll be entertained.

Grindstone/Autofister collab soon
t. Biboo

Spoiler for Thursday

>>87976160
I wonder what they'll play... I hope it's not lethal company

>>87976962
Outlast Trials, apparently.

>>87976974
Gigi's screams, yay

>>87977400

>>87976974
Who’s going to be playing it? Gigi won’t progress at all if she’s playing. She’s ok if she is just watching. If Ceci is playing, then she’s just going to die constantly and we might as well just make it a drunk stream. If Biboo is playing, Gigi and Ceci are going to yap and distract her

>>87977551
It's a multiplayer game. They're all playing.

>>87976974
what a shame

>>87977551
what the heck is this question

>>87977799
its bait

>>87977695
>>87977799
Sorry I was thinking Outlast instead of Outlst Trials

Honk mimimi

I fucked my sleep schedule just like my oshi!

>>87981259 (me)
I fucked up* my sleep schedule just like my oshi

I want to have sex with ceci even though I'm a femtomo. She gives me that kind of vibe.

>>87987249
Post tits

>>87987249
post feet

>>87987249
post polished nails

>>87987249
post cock

>>87987249
How are you singing and shitposting at the same time Gigi?

>>87987249
post sleep schedule

>>87990100
that's raora posting

>>87987249
That’s normal, femtomo. She’s very alluring to women and autistic men.

>>87993864
I'm at least one of those things

>>87993811
what derr heck

There is no way that I will lose to a woman in a fistfight for hand of Cecilia. You better back off whores

>>87994542
I think it’s in reference to Majoras mask?

>>87994819
>not being a cute girl
you already lost buddy

>>87994819
>not a girl shorter than her
>not a shota
anon...

>>87996167
There is still a slight chance! He has to be pathetic and bullyable, but not whiny and self pitying. Or an assertive, confident, and convincing dominant man for the teeny tiny sliver of tradwife in her.

>>87996662
he failed that one too

Good morning.

>>87996662
I’m pathetic and bullyable despite looking like Kratos! I still have a chance then!

I feel like ceci is the kind who would make me eat her pussy but if I say no. She would stare at me and say "Do It" menacingly.

>>87999977
thats cringe, cc respects consent!

>>87993940
autistic woman

Is Dishonored DLC any good? I never played it.

>>88000596
Yes they're all pretty nice

One explains the assassination
The other the witches (Also sets up D2 lore a bit)
Last is time trials

>>88000793
Did CC even do anything with the witches?

>>88000833
She talked to statue Delilah but that's about it I think

>>87999301
gomo!

>>88001498
That doesn't sound right...

>>88001596
why???

The otomos are dead.

>>88003688
I don't know, don't worry about it.
That being said, please post something so I can bake before work. Thank.

>>88003725
ok! check this out

>>88003691
they died from vitamin CC and Cecilium deficiency....

>>88003861
Fucked up how automatons need vitamins to function. We need to investigate what's inside an otomo.

I hate this timeline

>>88004078
What happened?

>>88004092
nothing, I just woke up and felt like hating everything.

>>88004219
Happens all the time. Take it easy today.

>>88003953
Probably hate, gears, magic and racism

>>88004409
Making us sound more rad than we probably are.

>>88004092
some girl got burned to death in a walk-in oven at a canadian walmart

>>88004898
Wow, that are some baking news! Haha get it?

>>88005238
haha... good one

>>87962009
SHIT!
i'd better finally play that original rip of SH2 I got off /v/ the one and only time I ever went there years ago.

CC today

>>88006454
>>88006454
>>88006454
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