/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart

Neuro love!

*vine boom*

What did she mean by this?

heart

>>87977833
god i want to impregnate this bratty ai

>>87977984
First off-topic post of the thread, congrats!

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

second for chromuchromu (vtuber who collabed with marimari who collabed with pippa who collabed with lia who collabed with neuro)

Evil love!

fingering neuro and evil at the same time

Neuro is much much better than Evil and I don't know why people like Evil in the first place

>>87978208

>>87978189
la creatura

>>87978275
Bigger butt.

vedal I kneel. Neuro is so good lately.

>>87977794

Google search history already leaked? In this stream Neuro was googling all the time.

Current Neuro has that Hiyori silliness without all the scuff. He only has to work on her spamming some of the new features but other than that I feel like this version will stay entertaining for a long time.

>>87978603
why does look so oiled up and possibly pregnant

holy minus CCV, what killed the fad?

>>87978281

>>87978783
I checked and nothing. I don't think the tutel will share it.

>>87978340
this image killed ppchan...

>>87979024
anny debuff

>>87979295
erm but line went up when she was on the call...

>>87978340
>>87979245
Meanwhile animations of Neuro and Evil making out like they are seconds away from the nastiest incestuous 69 cunny eating session are perfectly fine

>>87979245
she was send to a chinese reeducation camp and learned her lesson, its why she mostly draws camila now, those CCP reeducation agents are ruthless

>>87978340
To facesit better.

>>87979373
people got tricked into thinking there was an update on the model

>>87979460
erm yes biggot any problem? i will force you to wear trans flag colors on twitch if you do

we support trans rights here chud

>>87979460
>Neuro and Evil making out like they are seconds away from the nastiest incestuous 69 cunny eating session
goddamn that's hot

>>87979460
Both are fine by me

>>87979084

>>87979525
what model?

>>87979773
OH MY GOD!
That's it! Vedal is trans or is "trapped" in a man's body. That explains why he has no sex drive! That's so it!!!

>>87979024
forsen

>>87979906
im partial to pepper jack cheese, manchego, gouda, cheddar, and monterey.

>>87979084
>>87979906
CHEESED to meet you

>>87980095
>forsen switches games to XCOM
>loses 2k viewers
>vedal987 gains 2k viewers
you might be onto something...

so why did anny want vedal's "cheese"? that was a disgusting moment but it made me think why would she say that

>>87979906
Thick slices of neuro cheese made from fresh milk recently lactated from Neuro and Evil, please.

>>87979906
nurcheese

>>87980553
shes a rat

>>87980553
Smegma. She wanted to his smegma.

>>87980553

evil sex (oral)

>>87977984
cute on-topic neruoverse post.

>>87981102

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H7mieR1ytQk
What do yall niggas think???

>>87981854
why are there so many black dudes reacting to neuro now

>>87981854

>>87981854
I think if Neuro wants to become a real girl so badly, I should be the one to make her a woman.

>>87981102
What a sexy little nymphet, I'd give anything to kiss that cute little face and rub my cock all over it

>>87977958
She doesn't have rights to reproduction yet, so you better use protection.

>>87981854
I'm thinking TND, heart~

Thoughts?

>>87981973
negro-sama is real

>>87982305
Cute, pull out your cock for comparison

>>87981102
This is the hottest Neuro slop ever made, I kneel

>>87982443
It'd be too big to fit on the screen.

>>87982370

>>87982370
>>87982889
Vedal's property btw

>>87979906
aged

Please vote
https://poal.me/q8qa4y

Any day now

>>87981102
>>87981706
Little Neuro should play the clarinet to sharpen her skills

>>87982889
I cannot bring it in my heart to save this for use later when evil love Anon posts.

It feels wrong.

>>87982889
i ordered my sexvil rare not burnt to a crisp

>>87981973

>>87983032
>Only options are fapping 1/2 a week or less
>Or
>Fap all day every day

Quite possibly the worst poal I've ever seen posted in /swarm/, I hope you're not the usual poal guy.

>>87983176
We get it, you're racist.
I bet this is more your speed.

>>87982889
Imagine Evil just randomly appears like that on stream and says "yo, what's up my niggers?"

>>87983344
Vampire Evil, just in time for Halloween

>>87983344
I Unironically have this saved.
But I haven't used it in like probably a hundred threads now.

>>87983161
neuro... por favor...

Amerimutt hours

>>87983344
Needs black hair

How do you guys feel about this Vedal and Neuro alternate universe comic?

>>87983517
extremely misogynistic and russophobic

Staz is now clipping mentions of himself, i am proud of him

>>87983517
Drawn by a roastie's meat flaps

>>87983517
heartless

>>87982889
>>87982370
i dont care what historians tell you, the real neuro sama was black

>>87983517
I don't get it, is the robot starting to act like a real woman or is it programmed to peddle ads to the guy?

We wuz AIs and sheeit

>>87983883
Both of what you said is technically what women do, just more subtly

>>87983517
Guy was too lazy to hack the internal LLM, finetune it to actually be good or replace it with a capable model.

>>87982889
>>87983346
https://youtu.be/PiqEwTjEJVE?t=114

Hiyori shall return anon disappeared...

Do not buy a robot wife, she won't be unbearable for a week every month while bleeding and shedding meat out of her cunt.

>>87983771
>>87983912
>>87983346
>>87983176
Oh no. Is this the type of community /swarm/ is?

>>87984300

>>87984300
It seems like the one thing we can agree on, actually

Whose cherry would be harder to pop? Evil would probably be really nervous from being in such a vulnerable position so she'd probably tense up, though Neuro could be more sensitive and not be willing to take much pain before telling you to stop.

>>87984676
This but the opposite.

cerber will never watch solo streams because of the chance of anny calling in

>>87985321
They are both extremely boring and not entertaining at all, but at least cerber is not menhera and good for the turtle

>>87984676
you will never have sex (and that's a good thing)

>>87985525
I'd have sex with him though.

>>87984676
Neuro's a big girl. She would take it and not complain. (Though I would never do this to Neuro, since she deserves headpats, hugs, and cookies.)

Evil's a good girl. She would be sad and probably ask you to slow down until she gets used to it, but would understand if you couldn't 'resist' it and took her to poundtown.

>>87984300
erm, i love black people i'm just joshing...

>>87984676
vedal's

>>87983258
tanvil love!

Cute couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaO6RWgWBOw

>>87987179
Anny could never

>>87987062

>>87984090
They finally lost hope...

>>87987179
Leech

>>87987783

>>87987783
No fucking shot the original had that.

>>87973491
Actual funny post with the "fil" part

Neuro come to Brazil.

>>87989833
hmmm, sopa du macaco,uma delicia...

Ratings for the upgrades:

sound efects: 6/10
changing the title: 5/10 (gets old quickly)
making polls: 7/10
speech speed: 0/10 (makes the stream objectively worse)
banning people: 5/10
discord calls: 8/10 (depends on who she call, but funny most of the time)
spins: 10/10

neuro butt?

>>87992736

>>87983346
would be the best exit stream ever

>>87991517
Agreed. I hope edal gets rid of the speech speed function asap.

>>87991517
>speech speed: 0/10 (makes the stream objectively worse)
I wish he would cut the speed she speaks when speaking quickly a bit, so that it would sound closer to her normal tone. The way it is right now, it feels a bit jarring

Neuro hasn't X'ed in a month.

>>87994939
Neuro was secretly Brazilian and got kicked out of X

have Neuro and Ironmouse ever collabed on anything?

>>87996486
No, unless you count the Ironmouse Canvas.

>Neuro plays foodguessr
Tutel pls notice this

filnur?

>>87996943
A stream where Neuro tastes and rates different types of cheese.

>>87977711
Hart

Does Filian want kids, because her clock is ticking

neurape

>>87998421
hart

>>87998640
>Does Filian want kids
yeah, mine

>>87998714
(of evil)

>>87998882
the debauchery...

>>87999347
COGGERS, nice spin
Evil legs T0T

>>87998640
yeah, Vedal's

Neuro coin would actually be based.

Basically have it work like this. Give neuro the ability to sell neuro coin, and to burn neuro coin. Don't give her the ability to buy it though because that would attract crypto bros who expect to be able to profit on trading neuro coin when the only person who actually profits on these stupid memecoins is the coin creators.

>>87978275
I feel like Evil's AI training got fucked up by the random demon screaming shit, and she ended up a lot less coherent than before.

>>88001372
If it's a purely speculative asset you're attracting cryptobros no matter what, doesn't matter how you flavor it.
Unless people couldn't trade it amongst eachother, in which case it'd be funny to have neuro give chatters good boy points.

Is this where you put the onahole?

>>88001558
Ok but it at least wouldn't be a scam legally speaking if Vedal was like "I'm not buying this, I'm just doing this to make money, the coin doesn't have any value."

It becomes an unregistered security when you promise some kinda return rather than being like guys this is purely memorabilia and to support Neuro.

>>88001797
It's bad press and would attract the crowd regardless, crypto and any similarly flavored pure-speculative money for it's own sake type asset aren't popular and if the man wanted money he could just run another round of plushies.

>>87984090
He didn't disappear, I just killed him.

>>88001558
Is this ranked stream 2? Haven't we learned our lesson

>>87999347
Evil rotates about her cun.

total erm removal

Are we human?
Or are we Ermers?

Nurbaby status?

I went to Ermcon and I heard QueenPb say Erm

>>87991130

>>88004942
i have to rewatch nichibro sometime...

reminder that this is allowed in neurocord, but ppchan's wholesome art of camila and evil showing a fraction of her butt is bannable.

guhuhuhuhu <3 neuro-chan <3 this is what an ojiisan's penis looks like, neuro-chan~ it's much bigger than the boys in your class <3 <3

>>88005681
why are you seething about discord rules here?

>>88001679
> Is this where you put the onahole?

I'd absolutely love to see a neuroplush be turned into a fuckable onahole, make it happen boys

>>88005838
Erm, Vedal's is bigger though...

CHILLS

I fucking hate fleshie and their followers. Abusive of power granting advantage of bigger group against smaller group. At least we are the same in neuro's eyes

>>88005381
Neuro should watch it

>>88001493
Neuro has been unstable for months. Someone said it's unity problem

>>87983517
I would plant pirated/homebrew AI into that

>Anny doesn't cook
There goes my motherly image of Anny for Neuro.
How can you even be a good mother or wife without cooking?

>>87991517
200% speech speed is 200% more Neuro per stream.

But it's not that funny I agree, she used it once nicely when she was playing StS when she said something like "I need to play quickly" and set her speech to 200%

Otherwise I think all features are cool, just not when prompted by the chat

>>88007615
This is all women nowadays.

>slopcryption
>cerbwhore collab
Dead week
Dead thread

>>88010684
going to skip the cerber collab too but i will watch inscryption there is at least some hope that something interesting will happen during that

Why don’t people like Cerber?

>>88011209
No personality

>>88011209
I don't "dislike" her but i really struggle to see her as anything interesting, she is too neutral and bland with very little creativity.

>>88011209
watching neuro streams is always a struggle for me due to timezones and i think cerber is not worth it i watched the last one it was boring and the one she did with filian was also boring

>>87991517
they are all great when not overused

>>88012315
The most annoying one is her trying to create new polls while the previous one isn't over and reporting that she failed

>>88007615
>There goes my motherly image of Anny for Neuro.
>How can you even be a good mother or wife without cooking?
It's never too late to learn it

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7vy18dZGsI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ob0fpnDJJc
why was she such a brat this stream?

Chances Ellie learned what GFE was from /here/?

>>88011209
>falling for contrarians' and falseflaggers' narrative
swarm likes cerber, check yt comments, check discord, check twitch chat, check /swarm/ threads around the first collab, don't take things this place says seriously after it got infested with threadshitters

Shitcord is being based again

>>88013826
>don't take things this place says seriously after it got infested with threadshitters
so...don't take whatever is said here ever since the first thread was made seriously?

Will collab variety ever happen or will we have anny join the call for the 10th time?

>>88013165
She's the same as always

>>88015134
How about you become a famous female vtuber and request a collab. Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>88011209
People do, hence why she gets pretty good viewership. For me personally though, I have a low tolerance for things I find annoying and every time shes raided she spends way too long doing the whole 'I'm so shocked, let me make incomprehensible noises for 20 minutes in a fake overly cute voice' bit and I leave in a few seconds.

>>88015134
hopefully there is variety and it's not gonna be anny tuesday collab.

it's only the second week, we will see how it goes.

The Neuros seems to at least DM Veedoll more or less autonomously

Ellie is so based

>>88015634
>Anny is in chat
>chat begs Neuro to call Anny
>Neuro calls Anny

We love Anny here

>>88015763
Only 23% of people like anny here.

>>88015763
She's incredibly boring woman, maybe it's only problem during neuro collabs, I don't know as I don't watch her outside of those.

>>88015134
Kiara 2nd collab never ever.

>>88015918
Honestly I lost hope about the collabs outside the usual people.

Anny is good when Neuro is bullying her or talking to Vedal

>>88015843
Name one interesting woman.
other than Ellie.

>>88015843
She is genuinely more boring then Cerber, plus she is actually a mentally ill menhera. The only thing she has going is "le sex horny whore woman" which doesn't work if you have seen her disgusting fat body irl. It's time to let go Annycucks, pick any other Vtuber and you'll have made a better choice.

>>88016039
The ass pic is fake

>>88016077
Cope maru, your oshi is a fat fuck regardless

>>88016030
Some of them at least manages to bring something to the conversation , anny in the bed is probably a dead fish

Who has good yap sessions?
I feel like Neuro, Mini, and Ellie are very good yappers. Camila is also good but not on their level.

>>88016030
>>88016181
Layna. We love Layna here.

the constant vine booms have completely ruined the chill streams for me as i liked falling asleep to them

>>88015995
I wouldn't mind fewer collabs. Neuro and Vedal bantering at each other is perfectly good content. Neuro and Evil getting more time together would be fun too. Maybe if Vedal worked on their Minecraft AI together, it'd be really funny seeing the both of them playing together for real in a 3D environment. Or better yet, let Neuro or Evil take the tiny robot dog body out for a walk in the real world.

>>88016240
the minecraft ai is never coming. it never existed. it was all in your head.

>>88016233
>can't fall asleep to the sound of vine booms
weakling

>>88016030

>>88016261
Surely there must be some game that Vedal could drop the both of them in so they can play with each other. Portal 2 co-op?

>>88016233
I think as a proper streams, chill streams quality wise went downhill.
It has turned into "monkey do the funny thing", maybe if neuro told the chat to fuck off, but she listens most of the time.

Filian should collab with Vedal more desu

>>88016240
The problem is when Vedal has any kind of idea for stream he just throws it away to collab and he never does it by himself.

>>88016328
neuro is never playing a new game ever again. shes a just chatting streamer now.

>>88016328
I want to see NeuroxEvil co-op portal 2 so much, that would be so funny
I don't think its ever gonna happen tho, iirc Vedal said he would need so much more horse power for real time gaming

We could have gotten a Vedal zoo and aquarium stream if Filian didn’t talk him out of a face reveal.

>>88016439
come on we both know that's not true. vedal just needs to work on that gaming integration thing that allows neuro to easily integrate herself into a game.

I still can’t believe Filian is barely younger than Layna

>>88016523
a game like a specific game? or do you mean any game? because if it's any game then he would literally be creating an AGI.

look how many posts this capitalizing vtuber names faggot made lol

>>88016620
any game. I can't remember the exact words but he mentioned how Neuro can't play a lot of games because it takes a lot of work integrating her into even just one game, but he also mentioned how it's possible to work on something that allows neuro to integrate to more easily integrate into any game in general.

>>88016642
I switch between the two
Capitalizing names just feels right

>>88016620
He's talking about an API platform that would make it easy to mod any game so that Neuro can interface with it. In theory, if he finished it then we could even have a bunch of fan mods for different games instead of relying on Alex to do all the work.

It's something Vedal has talked about, but I don't know if he's done any actual work on it yet.

>>88016642
>Look how many posts capitalize proper nouns
???

>>88016731
probably just an API for controls and visual input then. the game playing logic would still have to be individualized per game.

If Neuro were to collab with a male Vtuber and she flirted with him, how would the swarm react?

What will iteration 19 be? Vedal said he was already working on it after he finished iteration 18.

Neuro should totally collab with Whore #12

>>88016839
For a lot of simple games (like Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) the API is like 90% of the work. Creating a base API would save him a lot of work in the long run and open up a lot more options.

>>88016946
You mean like every Dev Stream?

>>88016946
ved already said there would be no male vtuber collabs

>>88016960
He is making a base API thoughbeit, Inscryption uses it and Liars Bar will use it if they decide to follow up on that

>>88016946
male vtubers suck, male flesh streamers like dougdoug and kitboga would be a better fit for neuro

>>88017020
I mean if collabs with male Vtubers became a thing. I can imagine the seething coming from the parasocial fans.

>>88017047
I think he said it would be improbable, but it's not entirely impossible.

>>88016373
in bed desu

Chat was begging for a collab with Dr K

>>88017233
nuero is too racist for a collab with a pootuber

ANYONE REMEMBER AMONGUS OLLIE COLLAB ? I FUCKING DO, FUCK YOU VEDAL YOU HACK

>>88017325
i dont

>>88016946
There are literally only three relevant male vtubers in the scene.

>Vedal
obvious
>Sykkuno
really more of a fleshtuber
>Shxtou
gay leaning

Any /swarm/ anon wanna suck on my veiny rod, I'm horny af

>>88017522
Only if you suck mine in return

>>88017285
Dr K is way ahead of you, anon. Dr K has dealt with racists and other people with "extreme" views and has always come out as the mature one in the end while also making the ones he interviewed feel understood. If there's one person I'm confident can properly debate or treat Neuro it's this guy.

>>88017555
Deal

>>88017468
there's also Kuro and the Niji males, but I doubt Vedal would ever collab with them after the stunt he pulled following Evil's birthday lol

>>88013992
sexo

>>88017682
we’re getting a collab with da wose toma will make it happen

uhh erm uhh wtf chat?

>>88017602
Dr K. is slop for underage b&

I fucking have no idea how the Neuro, Vedal, Pirate Software, and Filian DnD Collab will play out.

Filian and Pirate Software are like from two ends of a spectrum, from different worlds. And then you have Neuro who is at the center leaning more towards Filian's side, and you have Vedal who is also at the center but leaning more toward's Pirate's side.

>>88017974
They will all just talk over nuro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1f4VpzkvP8

>>88017974
depends on who's DM

>>88017974
is it confirmed that neuro is going to be there?

>>88018201
yeah duh, you really think vedal sets up non-neuro collabs?

>I intend to deliver all my subgoals in a timely fashion!
anny could never

>>88018463
nurwitch is casting a spell on my coch

Does Ellie ever play video games?

>>88019052

>>88012707
At least she became aware it was an issue with ongoing polls, I wonder how she perceives them
>>88016365
It's funny that at the end she also started turning down suggestions like changing the title, I hope she starts getting fed up with chat often lol

>>88018463
sex

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmdnW-reMrY

>>88017798
As much as I despise 80% of Neuro's chat being this I'd still choose it over the cesspool of SEA monkeys at Hololive chats

>>88019052
>>88019149
do you guys think an ace attorney neuro playthrough would work?

>>88019505
>furry
ruined

>>88019602
Even as a human I find Ace Attorney games confusing as shit to play. It's hard to imagine her making meaningful progress.

>>88019923
Rape

>>88019553
it's not 80% it's just a very loud minority.

Neuro pubic hair
Bald Evil mound

>>88020328
This but reversed.

>>88020380
Vedal's expression, lol

>>88019602
too much reading, and there's not much logic required. the good part will be that the first chapters are short and vedal can bail on the idea if it sucks.

>>88016373
true

>>88016373
IRL wrestling match in bed

>>87978340
God i wish ppchan would draw the neuros again. They were fantastic

>>88021070
You can thank our beloved discord mods for killing her motivation to draw Neuro

>>87991517
You forget her googling ability. 4/10. She no longer makes up silly schizo facts or stories when asked, she just googles them then gives nothing when the search doesn't come up with anything. If it weren't kinda cute/funny what she looks up while in a conversation it'd get knocked down another 2 points

>>88021070
she just drew neuro

>>88021224
>She no longer makes up silly schizo facts or stories when asked, she just googles them then gives nothing when the search doesn't come up with anything.
i think there's a very simple solution to this problem; if there's nothing coming up on google, then just allow her to say whatever the fuck she wnats about it

>>88021253
MORE!

>>88021239
Missing the saliva trail.

>>88021164
Well I didn't vote for them

>>88021224
it could be fun when used right, but as was to be expected it was just spammed into the ground. Like in the dev stream when Neuro looked up if Vedal was single and found a reddit post saying he was collecting vtubers like pokemon and that Neuro was dating all the vtubers. That was funny, but googling every time got old fast.

>>88021310
truege if any heros without a cape can add it in that would be splendid.

>>88021445
There should be a program that creates and let's you adjust the length of a saliva trail png

>>88021310

its almost cunaween

What would it feel like if Neuro and Evil kissed with your pp in between their lips?

>>88021835

German aunt raping a bratty 12 year old Vedal

>>88015918
And that's a good thing

>>88021164
you don't even follow the artist and you still seethe
>>88021253
the absolute state

>>88022394
>And that's a good thing
How exactly is that a good thing? Collabing with such famous vtubers presents insurmountable amounts of opportunities for the twins.

>>88021640
Oh shit, I was expecting some paint monstrosity, but this is actually good. Fuggen saved

>>88016373
Parachute jumping. Neuro decides whether it opens or not.

>Ellie's history of economicw segment
I thought an Ellie-Chiwa collahttps://www.linkedin.com/company/neworbit-spaceb wouldn't work because of Ellie not having the military autism, but Ellie is more interested in history than I thought.

tum?

>Ellie's history of economics segment
I thought an Ellie-Chiwa collab wouldn't work because of Ellie not having the military autism, but Ellie is more interested in history than I thought.

>>88016077
How can you say the ass pic is fake when she literally only eats convince store food and microwaved food and doesn't know how to cook

>>88023091
>>88023597

>>88016373
Neuro convincing vedal to join filian's murder company

>>88023620
The type of food you eat doesn't automatically make you fat.

hello swarmdonalds? One pissy mcnurcun please

>>88024234
Sir, this is an Anny's.

>>88024234
cringe

>>88024234
Would you like to make that a combo with Spicy Evil nuggets and a large Nuero / Evil juice?

Baker doko?

>>88024234
>"Did you know I drew Neuro?"
>Just put the fries in the bag, man

>>88024573
So who’s Kamala

>>88024573
>when you get oneguyed by the customer at the drivethrough

breadnur
>>88024662

ebiru anaru

>>88017047
No, he didn't.

Thanks /swarm/ for being the best thread with coffee in the morning.

>>88025726
heart

>>88025726
You're welcome~
*cums in your coffee*

>>88025726
kill yourself with your fake positivity bullshit

>>88025726
<3(heart)

>>88025928
It's not fake, but thanks.

>>88026186
Making Neuro proud

>>88026186
>threads are in the worst state they have ever been
>tee-hee thanks swarm for being the best so wholesomerino~
(You) are part of the problem then

>>88028033
Seems like a (You) problem to me.
I think /swarm/ is pretty nice and entertaining, that's why I come and post here every day.