/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

>>87884124
That's an underage girl

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>87884200
T u T made for breeding

>>87884124
>>87884732
Children shouldn't have such hips

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I love my wife so much!!

I hate my life so much!!

Booba huhaha

So they're doing a Holoen Assetto Corsa collab but Gura is the only EN who has ever streamed it before....

>>87885722
Is Gura in the collab? If she isn't, don't post about it here, we don't care.

So what are the plans for today chumbies?

>>87886759
Doing college work while watching wife vods

Having Gura in my day-to-day life made me happier

>>87885930
She is

>>87887492
She looks really smelly

>>87887483
Proof?

>>87886759
factorio space age just released.

>file deleted

>>87887830
I'm going to wait until there's a mod that removes the stupid arms collecting things in space. Looks too retarded to me.

>>87887914
why do you think robot arms are going to stop working in space??? retard

Goob morning retards

>>87888021
Read better? I never said they would stop working in space. I stated that they look retarded.

>>87886094
>*Le touché*

>>87887748
I believe in her

>>87887914
you could just not build them.
i think i'd get a mod that adds useless decorations.

Should I go back to sleep

>>87888331
yes

>>87887830
Is factorio worth getting into?

Anyone have Gura's streaming schedule? Will she be back soon?

voodka.
vodka.
boodka.
bodka.
ahem.
nice.

Gura isn't streaming because she's waiting for the 5090.

>>87888548
No

Gura isn’t streaming because she has pico and is sus

>>87888353
If you like base building.

>>87889206
I like playing with my Lincoln logs. Does that count

Guraaa

Wifeee

****

goooooooooooooooob mornin

>>87892362
Goob nite

>>87885118
samen

>>87883928
>>87886680

>>87893246

>>87893246

>>87886759
gonna make lentil soup, play vidya and then look for another anime to watch.
last week I finished
>I parry everything
I liked it, it was really funny, but the mc is as dense as a neutron star and the constant misunderstandings got a little annoying for me.
and
>Ossan trained to death (the name is too long)
I genuinely enjoyed this one, among my favorites from last season, the fights are really satisfying

https://x.com/cheerforart/status/1848139264363794773
shrimp band

>>87888548
At this point there's unironically a higher chance SHE will be back soon.

>>87893730
I can tell you as someone that followed her before that SHE will never ever ever come back

>>87893561
cute

>>87893561
I like this

>>87893561
me on the far right

>>87890286
Who told you my password?

>>87895181
my wife's very strong tail

>>87886759
Reading and losing weight

>>87895181
is she making a poo

Have chumbies tried watching Gura's stream while high on drugs?

>>87897639
Never

>>87897639
if caffeine, sugar or cocoa count as drugs, yes

>>87884138
SNIFFFFF

Sex with a fembud.

>>87887885
What was it? I just got here

>>87886759
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>87898853
Those don't exist.

>>87893246

Gura shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.

>>87899140
The latest c0521

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123560053

Damn it, I've been playing too much Xcom 2 and now I reflexively right click to go back. I am disappointed every time.

>>87900073
I'm tempted to install xcom 2 now chumbie

>>87899822
>not Ai but tail is completely wrong

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>87900111
DUUUUDE, I put "implacable, untouchable, run and gun, and rapid fire" oh man those retards are like tf2 scunts going all over the map.

>>87900137
ye

Why won't she say anything?

>>87900609
Are you a fembud?

https://files.catbox.moe/56rkrt.mp3

>>87900629
Are you a buttbud?

>>87900073
my go back button is broken and it goes back to pages

Did I tell you about Gura?

>>87900772
I hate and love this at same time. The future is gonna be fucking weird.

>>87901008
Our lord and savior?

>>87901011
erm it sounds AI as hell

I just woke up from a 4 hour nap. Should I go back to sleep

>>87901254
Is that you napbud?

>>87901180
Yeah, you can definitely tell it's AI still, but it's crazy how much it's advanced in just the just the past 2 years. Can you imagine purely AI generated voices sounding that much like an actual podcast back in 2022?

>>87900772
>and the next conversation topic is all about protein drink flavors
I was talking about that

Please just graduate.

>>87901277

>>87900772
What the fuck is this?

>>87901612
Maybe if you asked nicer we’d tell you

>>87901612
AI trash

>>87901397
I already graduated 12 years ago

>>87901612
AI ragebait

>>87901799
I did 8 years ago

Chumbuds, your response?

>>87901903
Does this ai ever talk about the dino? It was 10 minutes long so I didn't bother listening

have i told
you lately
that i love you

>>87901976

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>87901974
no it's just the same ragebait turned into a soundpost

>>87902613
Rape

>>87899669
What if she gets cold?

>>87901974

>>87902835

>>87902833
I would warm her up with my body.

How are you holding up without Gura? Do you still need her?

>>87903011
Not so good. I've been too horny and I really need my cum bucket to come back already.

>>87893561
Too bad Gura will never see it.

>>87903011
I'm thinking about joining the coast guard

>>87902821

>>87901649
Suck my diiiiiiiiiiick!

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>87903011
>How are you holding up without Gura?
somewhat reverting to how I used to be
>Do you still need her?
kind of, I still love her and I still really want her, but I'm not in constant despair anymore

>>87903011
Could be doing better honestly. I'm keeping myself busy with work and vidya but I really hope to see her soon. Love my Gooba.

>>87903292
gladly

>>87903471
does this count as boydick or girldick?

>>87903619
good qustion

>>87903011
My fervor and love for her has not waned. I've been holding up fine as I am a patient person with side hobbies to keep me busy. When she pops up again, I'll drop what I'm doing and watch her stream as if the wait never happened.

>>87903011
>How are you holding up without Gura?
Today I was sitting outside of work smoking a cigarette and thought to myself "I will never forgive God if something happened to her." I looked down and saw an unusually large grasshopper crawling up my knee. I took this as a divine message that she is fine and I should stop being such an anxious cunt. I placed my knee against a nearby electrical station until the insect had safely climbed onto it and went back inside.

tl;dr: She's fine and my source is that my imaginary friend told me.

>>87904961
I believe this anon's imaginary friend. Also, I think if anything was seriously wrong it'd be noticeable in how the other ENs are acting. Especially Kiara, she definitely would be in shambles if something bad happened to Gura.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>87903471
Das rite ytchumbbud.

What do bobrs taste like

>>87903011
I always need her, but always keep moving.

>>87903011
I need a fembud.

>>87884124
artist?

>>87908197
https://twitter.com/c0521160631/status/1848043408465793312

>>87908880
Thanks fren

Are any members of Advent or Justice fembuds? Or are any of them frens with Gra-chan?

>>87907315
Probably like chicken

>>87907315
Bacon

Does any holo even talk about Gura any more?

>>87909504
Doesn't really matter. They've all been spamming so many collabs that i haven't watched any of the girls for weeks now. I'll check out bae's automata stream though.

>>87909033
>>87909504
As times goes on Gura slowly becomes an untouchable figure of legend to the new girls. She's naturally elusive, and the greater shitposter community tends to start screaming "LEECH! LEECH!" any time one of the new girls tries to do anything with her, so I expect it will only get worse.

>>87909033
Biboo
Fwmc (although i suspect they just want to leech)
GG
Raora

>>87909504
They barely ever talk about her to begin with. Any time they do it's usually because they were prompted by something, mostly from something someone in chat says.

>>87907315
>Similar to elk or bison, bobr meat has a deep, woodsy character without any off-flavors, and is lean but succulent. It's the sort of game meat you could serve to someone who claims not to like game meat. It's what beef should be.

>>87909917
No one ever calls them leech. They just don't give a fuck about Gura.

>>87910002
They sound pretty tasty.

>>87909961
None of those Holos you listed are Fembuds.

>>87909504
She's probably getting bullied like Selen did. I hope she leaves this shit company full of vile jealous whores and joins Ame soon.

>>87910002
Lean meat huh. I should start eating bobr

>>87910331
daijoubu

>>87910727

>>87884124
>>87908880
Why was this deleted? Looks sfw to me

>>87911634
My wife is way too sexy, pls understand.

I've noticed that threads slowed down a bit after 15 minute thing was implemented. Can't believe mods actually did something right for once. Gotta be the first good thing they did since moot left.

Live long and be happy, internet shark girl

>>87911757
I'm amazed that its working so well. I'm sure shitposters will find a way around it eventually though

>>87911757
Amazing how slightly increasing the barrier to entry for ban evaders kills so much shitposting.

>>87911757
Now this thread belongs to me!

>>87910177
Are you calling GG a man
She's not a man she's a tomboy

>>87913100
Off topic

Baguraette honhonhon

>>87913068

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>87913174
The post pertained to a question about fembuds, which is on-topic, thread-police-chama

Day 21! Give it up for day 21!

>>87913174
Food and games talk is even more off topic, but somehow everyone is cool with it

>>87913535
I don't know if GG is a fembud on the tier of Fauna yet. CC is more on topic

Are you a chumbabooey?

Are you a cumbabooey?

>>87913428
A bit late arent we krabschizo?

>>87913886
None of em are fembuds
>>87913428
Fuck off already

So did the captain get punched?

My Figma Gooba should be arriving in the morning, it's my first figma in fuckin YEARS last one was Zero Suit Samus and it absolutely fucking sucked.

>>87914187
You fuck off

Wife soon?

Off, once again, to the nightshift

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>87914520

I'm playing Elden Ring for the for time after a long long hiatus.
I'm over 300 hours in overall and just realized how to use Great Runes and Rune Arcs.
To be fair, I never really looked into them much until now.

>>87914730
Take luck chumbie

>>87914730
I hope you pass by a black cat.

For King and Cunny!

>>87914950
Yeah I was half way done with the game before I figured out how to use the great runes

>>87915072
>>87915112

where does this notion that black cats bring bad luck come from? they're just cute and derpy

I hope to one day own a cat. If I got a cat now, I'm sure it will eat my birds.

>>87915126
I had those dormant Great Runes and didn't know what to do with them, then I discovered a tower that activated one which allowed me to equip it and thought "I do all this and get a nice stat bonus? sweet" not realizing there was still the extra step of using the Rune Arc consumable afterwords to actually get the effects.
I thought it was already a done deal there and didn't think to be sure if it was working. Oops.

if anything orange cats are the evil.
orange ones are always the ones that make you say the biggest WTFs.
some are dumb as fuck, some are incredibly smart, but 90% of them are pure shenanigans.

My fat old tabby cat was the best. I still miss my big bro...

>>87915608
was gonna say "the evil ones" then noticed i had "ones" twice and deleted one without adjusting the sentence

>>87915608
stfu orange cat schizo bud.

>>87915723
No fuck you, Dino Skinwalker bud.

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>87915903
Retard

>>87915903
Retard

Please call me a double retard.

Im going to a hockey game tomorrow but you buds will never know which one because all the teams are playing. I'd like to take Gura to a hockey game one day.

>>87914950
>>87915126
Great Runes are a pretty underwhelming system, anyways. I think the extra steps of having to restore them at a divine tower and then activate them with rune arcs is just too much for the benefit they give back.
I get that they didn't want to make them OP, but for the most part Godrick's great rune is the only worth using, or Radahn's or Morgott's if you're already high level.

Speaking of great runes, I wish we found out what Ranni's did before she got rid of it. Would be neat if we just found it somewhere.

>>87916074
I used to be super into hockey. I was a stereotypical leaf that played road hockey with the other neighborhood kids all of the time growing up. Good times.
Hockey's a really cool sport. Gura agrees.

I regret to inform you Gura had an unfortunate accident she wet herself while napping on the couch after eating a whole pizza and chugging a 2 liter of soda.

the puck is too hard for me to see

>>87916625
>I was a stereotypical leaf that played road hockey
I'm not a leaf but I also grew up playing road hockey. I miss it sometimes.

>>87916855
Watch the players and their hip direction if you lose sight of the puck. Makes finding the puck's general location easier if you can't find it well.

>>87916937
The camera guys are also typically very good at following the flow of action too, which is the puck. But I can see how it can be difficult for someone who isn't used to watching hockey. You get to a point though that even if you can't see it right away, you know almost exactly where it is.

>>87915354
>>87915589
>>87915608
>>87915704
>>87915723
>>87915854

Any Leafs fans in here?

>>87915903
Repent hereticbud

>>87916051
>>87915919
>>87915952

>>87918026
no u

>>87916713
Oh no, that's awful that she didn't do it on me

Break it up, dinos!
5 minutes in the penalty jar!

>>87918112
FACE THE TRUTH HEATHEN APOSTATE INFIDEL

>>87918960
This is The Truth.

>>87918873
Those dinos are awfully rowdy...

>>87919035

>>87918960

>>87919134
I'm going to rub these goblin dino tummies

>>87919538
I'm going to rub Gura's tummy with my dick

>>87916875
It was the best.
It does a great job of building character early on in a growing child.
There were those other guys at school that you didn't much care for because everyone was put into cliques and hierarchies without really any thought. It just happens.
Then at some point everyday after school some of us start playing road hockey together and a few more people join in and there's this sense of camaraderie between kids that would've never got along putting differences aside, asshole bantering with each other, rooting for each other, just for an intense game of road hockey... Then a car comes... everyone pulls aside and awkwardly waits... And then repeat. That just sticks with you forever.
I make it sound more grandiose than it is, but this was an important experience.

I have returned. Hello fellow chumbuds. Please shower me with your love and praise.

>>87922688
Funny and adorable. Fuable!

>>87922781

>>87922781
What will you give me in return?

Warframebud here. Still learning how his kit works but playing Gauss is super fun.

>>87923060
A shoulder to cry on

since it's not called a food triangle, I wonder what's on the other 2 sides of the food pyramid

>>87913190

>>87923309
Are you sure it isn't you who needs a shoulder to cry on?

wherefore art thou, shart
wherefore shart thou

>>87923124
>Warframe
I've often wondered if we'd ever see Kaela play Warframe. On the one hand it has plenty of the mindless grinding that she likes, on the other hand it has a shitton of hard time gates and she strikes me as the type to get seriously pissed off over having her progress interrupted.

I'd still like to see at least one Holo play Warframe at least up to the Second Dream though.

>>87924085
Pretty sure they have perms for it too since Ayame recently got sponsored to play it.

>>87913245
>*Li touchí*

>>87923933
What’s funny is I was crying about an hour ago.

>>87924042
In my pants
I pooped my pants

>>87913999
Yes I am mister

My Gurandma.

>>87900137
>*Lo touchõ*

>>87924464

>>87915113
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>87923814
La basé

Stumbled upon this when I was studying. Are we, png simps, the good guys?

>>87924464
I see. Well I hope nothing actually seriously upsetting just recently happened in your life. If something did, I'm really sorry that happened to you. Really.
But if not... There's nothing wrong with having a good cry, but at some point you really just need to pull yourself together, man...
Can I ask why you cried?

>>87924826
I'm gonna make s’ghetti tomorrow!

>>87925083
I just needed a good cry. Nothing recent happened. But thank you for asking, chumbie.

https://files.catbox.moe/ajkpx0.png

>>87922781
I'll give you a lot of love

If holoEN girls get turned into Warframes
Ina = Hydroid
Mori = Sevagoth
Kiara = Ember
Gura = Yareli
Ame = Limbo
Bae = Voruna
Mumei = Zephyr
Fauna = Saryn
Kronii = Protea
IRyS = Jade
Sana = Nova
Biboo = Atlas
Nerissa = Banshee
Shiori = Nyx
Gigi = Gauss
Raora = Valkyr

>>87926184
Why did this AI Gura stick her futa cocks in a pumpkin and cum inside?

>>87924846

thinkin about Gura's abdomen

>>87925780
Let us know how it goes!

>>87926815
she's not a futa, that's my "treat" in her pumpkin

>>87926912

>>87926961
Gura loves shion's tummy

Cozy... now if only I could put a lid on my dark thoughts

>>87929495
I love the nyamunyami

>>87929495
I want to sexually bully and ryona the nyamunyamy T u T

MY wife

>>87929649

>>87929495
I hate the nyamunyamy.

>>87929495
I am going to marry the nyamunyamy.

>>87929495
I am going to sex the nyamunyamy.

I'm worried about Gura, but also very horny for her. What would you call this feeling?

>>87929495
I'm going to take the nyamunyami on a date.

>>87930794
Love
Specifically mine, because I made this post

>>87930914
I love this mix of amusement, exasperation and arousal

>>87908880
>changing it to twitter
mindbroken

Chumbies, I found machimaho and I think its the best magical girl series next to gushing over magical girls. Has anyone touched it?

>>87932695
I think I read it a while back when they translated chapter 1

>>87931849
No one will ever think of it as X, no matter how cool and ebic of a name Elon thinks it is.

>>87933634
M

>>87933634
M RT

>>87933634
M RT

>>87933335
Eh, I now think of it as X/Twitter. Doesn't feel right without both components.

>>87933634
M+RT

>>87934347
RT

>>87933634
MMMMMMM RTRTRTRT

>>87933634
M
>>87934347
RT

>>87933634
M RT

>>87933634
M RT

Gura cute gura!!!! Uoooh!!!

>>87935944
Oyasame

GURAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>87935944
sleep tight buddy

Manager tweet!

>>87936400
Retard, she specifically said it's her.
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1848605208420753827

Would you look at that. A scheduled shill tweet that goes out right at 2am. The manager even tried to type like Gura. You ain't fooling anyone, mane-chan.

Exactly on the hour. Most likely a timed tweet. No need to lose yer shit.

MANAGEMENT HATE

>>87936413
Sus. Where can I go to beat up her manager

>>87936460
It's not sus. The tweet was exactly on the hour, Gura drafted and scheduled it.

>>87936413
Retard. The "that's me" was referring to the figurine. It was tweeted out exactly on the hour. Obviously a scheduled tweet with the manager trying to sound like Gura this time. Because he/she knows we can tell when it's a manager tweet.

>>87936486
I'm still going to go and beat up her manager

>>87936504
That's okay, but don't blame them for tweets that Gura made and don't beat up the managers Gura said she liked.

>>87936486
>Gura drafted and scheduled it
Does he know?

it doesn't really matter, I will not buy something tainted with bl**p

>>87936530
Okay. I'll beat up all the shitty managers for you chumbies

>>87900772
Hey anon, if you're still here I'd like to ask a question. How much did you feed Notebook? Was it just one ggg thread? Did you add any additional sources to help give it more context.

I am assuming it was only fed 4chan ggg threads or maybe just one. The fact that it could even keep any coherent explanation at all and then actually proceed to make the explanation relevant to the thread topic is impressive. The future sure is something... Anyways, can't wait until can we all make our ai chuubas and marry them in deepdive vr or something.

Proof enough that Gura is ALIVE

>>87936560
Wrong, she could have scheduled a tweet from beyond the grave.

Why don't the people so adamant that her manager is tweeting ever reply to the tweets?

>>87936626
They do though, a lot
They say "Thank you Mane San" all the time

>>87936626
Manager or not this was clearly just a scheduled tweet given it was right on the hour.

goobnight
i love gura

>>87936769
NIghty night bud

dino dreams

>>87936559
I wish he included dinogura in it and the rubrubbuds

Why schedule it at this hour instead of multiple hours earlier where it would have been prime NA hours?

>>87936814
dino dreams chumbie

>>87936838
Manager dumb

>>87903011
My Gura tanks are running low, but I'll survive.

>>87936823
Dinogura should replace Smol Ame at Holofes

>>87936413
Even if it was her, that means the only thing she comes back for is to shill some shitty merch.

>>87937002
I don't know whether I should be thankful or not that Cover hasn't forced dinogura.

>>87937025
Wrong again, if it's a scheduled tweet she could have done it weeks in advance.

>>87937025
Apparently youtooz is pretty strict with how much they want you to sell. Mane-san is probably catching heat from the higher ups

>>87903011
I am unironically demoralized and don't remember what it was like to enjoy this shit, it's been too long, I wouldn't say I'm holding up well
but yes I still need her

>>87937025
It's pretty fucking abysmal

If Gura sold little girl panties, I fear that it will be sold mainly to middle age men. I fear this parasocial fanbase.

I'm extremely thankful for the new antispam contingency. This thread would've been at 500 posts by now

More merch?!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>87903011
Ive kept busy but life is just not as good without her. I need her as much as ever

>>87937185
nah, past few maybe maybe not mane-san tweets or retweets had the same lack of traction
will parrot what someone else said, it's too early to tell how well it works, these days there are alot of slow periods in between the spam
give it a month or something

>>87937231
Lmao classic

>>87937272
I'm hoping it holds up

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

youtooz looks so fucking ugly

>>87937344
Is the anti-spam screwing with you that bad anon?

Chances of assetto corsa?

>>87937387
no, just reacting to her "tweet"

>>87937417
She'll be there, she would never disappoint us

>>87937417
50%