/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

not last = not a loss

based

stupid justiceposter costing us 1500 just so you could get your OP

can you make it so the names are like C. Mori or T. Kiara instead of D. Rigon

all these birthday messages could literally be 2 sentences

KIARA LOVE

Gigi reading quickly always makes me cum my pants

Man I Love Kronii!

we love early threads here

>>87910785
discordfags love to MEMEME

Who's excited for Bae to play nier automata tonight!!

>>87910824
>excited
>for bae

BEHOLD Botan's barely contained tits

i randomly paused on this face

I love Ina!

>>87910824
I am moderately excited

fitting gigi's entire butt in both hands aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>87910824
not gonna watch runts when Faunakino is on the telly

>>87910659
Sorry anon I didn’t know cici was looked down upon
I will properly call her seasea from now on

>>87910824
skippa

>>87910824
It should've been Wonderful 101 instead.

why does Ina sound like she has the same accent as Kaela

>Ina gets absolutely royally fucked over
>loses money, time and her 3D live
>takos just accept it and barely even care
Seriously? Your inaction will just fuel Cover's inability to give a shit further.

how much bumping is going to be allowed in the actual tournament

i hope gigi gets spooked during the collab tonight

>>87910896
She literally said on a members stream that people that write it as Cici hate her. Her actual words.

>early thread
Nope, cya

>>87910909
>inaction
>inability
heh

>>87910824
>baeslop
>nierslop
CRINGE

>>87910824
The good ENs already played it so idc

>>87910909
Skill issue. My Bae gets two lives this year since she actually cares. Maybe Ina should work harder?

Very important image

>>87910945
>women hours
yeah, I noticed

Has Gigi acknowledge Ceci's birthday song she made for her?

>>87911004
yes, she enjoyed the whimsy

>>87911004
yes

wow

>>87910824
I'm sick of collabshit so I'll watch

>>87910981
1 Ina live gets more views than Bae's put together

>thank you reddit

I still think about sex with Gonathan with a G

>>87911004
Ignore everyone else. No she didn't They hate each other now. It's true.

Uh guys, the other thread is catching up to us

>>87911056
ame has man hands

>that cackle
what is ina on right now

Does hololive have Gran Turismo 4 perms?

>>87911056

>>87910773
Mori is her last name bro
It's be M. Calliope

>>87910824
>All these schizo replies to this post
I thought the spam filter was suppose to fix this

>>87910855
sex with these hags

>>87911081
sniff

>>87910686
STOP posting horny art of Gigi she is NOT this sexy

this is the assetto corsa

>>87911106
like Bison?

>>87910896
https://youtu.be/oHPysqEfkM0?t=160

>>87911093
>Sony
Guess.

Would Gigi survive childbirth?

Would you kiss Fauna’s foot?

>>87910945
>post grem

>Mori followed Ame's PL on Holo account
Top kek. Is she rebelling against Cover? What a power move. Even Gura and Kiara only followed her on their PLs

hey man

>>87910855
Hope she gets an actual outfit with that design.

Which thread are we using?

>>87911161
no

>>87911111
This is an early thread working for schizo containment. The real thread is the other one. You can tell because they're spamming images now to outpace it.

>>87910945
>gigi cute

>>87911056
I want to give Gonathon's tiny uncut dick a blowie while he awkwardly squirms and nervously laughs and tries to make jokes to make it less awkward but because it's his first time he nuts before he even fully gets erect which makes him nervously laugh even more but you can tell it's really bothering him and there's tears welling up in his eyes so you lay down with him and cuddle afterwards to reassure him of his manliness.

>>87910824
ME

>>87911181

>>87910952
Just like how GG said in members that she hates how Kiara won't say her name right?
I can make shit up too.

>>87911168
Cover let’s Mori do whatever she wants

>>87911181
not the Ina thread

>>87911184
does this have any basis in reality or is it just totally fabricated?
because i'd like to hear about irys and machuli hanging out if it happened

>>87911129
she's even sexier...

>takos spamming the other thread to try and beat us
ew

I wonder what would happen if Cover only hired girls who are as hot as their models

>>87911177
It would be too powerful. Should one hag really have all that power?

>>87911215
explain?

>>87911237
>gg being an annoying leech again
GRIM

>>87911248
That artist drew Matsuri hugging most/all of hololive.
Some of those happened to happen but I don't think IRyS did.

>>87910909
>friend zones chat multiple times
>calls them losers
>despises takos for being degenerate coomers
Why should takos fight for her when she clearly doesn't give a shit about them?

no we dont hear your fucking jaw gigi you are not law-jaw stop

>>87911215
I recently just finished reading through Leviticus. Interesting stuff

>>87911161

>>87911290
>That artist drew Matsuri hugging most/all of hololive.
cute
>Some of those happened to happen but I don't think IRyS did.
unfortunate

WHICH THREAD RETARDS

>>87911168
Realistically, there are no rules for things like this and it's all grey area. Holos sometimes just namedrop Kson for example.

>>87911258
Are there any girls who are hotter than their models? For me I unironically think Gura

>>87911161
No she walks around in bare feet all day that would be gross

>>87911281
It's an /sp/ /nba/ meme about a serbian schizo who asks this question >>87911181 because no one replies to the shit threads he starts

>>87911206
Then he squirts and realizes he was a girl the entire time and you've been vacuum sucking on her clit until it swells to the size of a chode and when she puts her spats back on it looks puffier than usual

>>87911237
you're right, you do make shit up but I don't
https://youtu.be/LvpXfOEnNrM?t=7354

>>87911400
this was drawn by a lesbian

>>87911372
Go away doxxbeat
but yeah Gura is objectively the prettiest EN, followed by Mumei

>>87911364
>>87911192

>>87911258
We’d never get another gen

>>87911403
No that's gross I hate women get away from me weirdo.

>>87910471
>he thinks meritocracy is real
>he doesn't realize statistics show all the managers, CEOs and richest men happen to just be taller and were rewarded purely based on random subconscious bias bullshit like this instead of any actual work they did
>he thinks being middle class and larping as rich by wasting half a paycheck on a car just to drive around and hope you pick up bitches like in a 2000s Pitbull MV or something means you are not a loser
>he thinks winners and losers are even a real thing
lol
lmao
brainwashed as fuck
>>87910620
I walk everywhere and my parents are dead
>>87910629
>muh incel
this is what people say when they have no counter argument

if you're not a NEET and frugalmaxxing and noping out of society before Apollyon opens the bowels of the Earth to unleash the locusts then you're delusional and not gonna make it
fuck your cars and your money, I see through the weave

>ᛒᚨᛒᛁᛚᛟᚾ ᚦᛖ ᚷᚱᛖᛏ ᛁᛊ ᚠᚨᛚᛚᛖᚾ, ᛁᛊ ᚠᚨᛚᛚᛖᚾ, ᚨᚾᛞ ᚺᚨᛊ ᛒᛖᚲᛟᛗᛖ ᚨ ᛞᚹᛖᛚᛚᛁᛜ ᛈᛚᚨᚲᛖ ᛟᚠ ᛞᛖᛗᛟᚾᛊ, ᚨ ᛈᚱᛁᛊᛟᚾ ᚠᛟᚱ ᛖᚢᛖᚱᛁ ᚠᛟᚢᛚ ᛊᛈᛁᚱᛁᛏ, ᚨᚾᛞ ᚨ ᚲᚨᚷᛖ ᚠᛟᚱ ᛖᚢᛖᚱᛁ ᚢᚾᚲᛚᛖᚾ ᚨᚾᛞ ᚺᚨᛏᛖᛞ ᛒᛁᚱᛞ!
AVE
AMEN

who the fuck even lives in CDT

Nothing starts my evening off better than posting a Shioriface, the newest meme that's all the rage among the urban youth

>>87911417
i wonder how many cannibalism mentions there will be

I GOT A GLOCK MY RARI

gg plays poe? based

when is gg playing WoW?

>>87911237
to be fair, it's consistent with how kiara pronounces gif. (she says gift, not jif)

>>87911444
Calm down anon. Cars are a tool

4 days left until the board is on fire. I feel like this is going to be the biggest dramayab in history of vtubing.
Cover is probably in full panic mode right now.

>>87911237
You don't even need the member stream
She says it in her debut
https://youtu.be/p_ZQs-kgUKI?t=369

>>87911444

>Monza
>Ferrari
gimi

>>87910824
I am! but I'll have to watch the vod

>>87911444
Holy fuck I can see why Mumei hates her fanbase now

>>87911535
with our wieners?

>>87911547
what are you even talking about

>>87911450
i do

LOOK AT INA GO

>>87911444
sounds like you're ugly and short. I'm glad I'm not like you

>>87911517
she is gonna play poe 2 in november, she never played poe before

>>87911547
It won't even come close to the Selen/Doki situation

Does this game have Nürburgring in it?

>>87911380
Only if she’s wearing her default outfit.

Lapsama my friend

I just ate 40 pizza rolls

YES
GIGI HAS SEEN CULINARY CLASS WARS
I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHOW

Ina says your useless comment of WAH has etcetc

WAH

Ina HATES people who say WAH
It is TRUE and she JUST SAID IT
please CLIP IT for future use

>>87911651
KFP or sapling?

>>87911467
This meme is old and crusty and dusty

>>87911637
>HoloEN at Burger King
Oh no

>>87911467
fuck you

>>87911690
kek, KFP

>>87911161
yes and I would cum on it too

>>87911651
Why?

Bae cute!

>>87911612
>she never played poe before
yes she has

>>87911419
Based

>>87911258
rip fwmc

>>87911587
I want to scoop the scum out of their bellybuttons

FYI you early thread posters should none to the right thread >>87910780

sadakoyo!

>>87911419
so?

>>87911258
we'd only have nerissa

>It's a Shioriface thread

>>87911747
proof?

>>87911486
I want to cum in Coco's mouth!

>>87911819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_IFMvjKD4I&t=4846s

>>87911780
>I feel that your belly button it's actually deeper
this feels grammatically incorrect but I can't explain how

>>87911818
what does this meme mean?

>>87911467
there's nothing better than sitting in front of a bonfire with friends in the autumn and sharing a shioriface together. makes you feel at peace with it all

>>87911258
thank god irys's model is ugly as sin then

Check out this Ina.

Biggest bimbo?

>>87911629
Yeah, it will be worse. She will spill every dirty secret of Cover and will show the world that they're a black company since she's not shackled by them anymore. I'm also like 90% convinced that she's also invite Gura and Mumei to deliver the killing blow. It's unironically fucking over for them.

>>87911612
if she hasnt shes gonna get pounded
if she has shes still probably gonna get pounded desu

>>87911831
>I feel like your belly button is actually deeper

>>87911780
bellybuttons are only deep enough to need cleaning when you're a fatfuck

>>87911831
because it should say "is" instead of "it's"

>>87911831
it's should just be is

>>87911880

>>87911831
...because "it's" doesn't belong there. It should be "is".

>>87911780
I had a naval stone develop in my bellybutton for over a year because I didn't know what it was and didn't want to fuck with it until I found out what it was and then it took days to eventually wiggle it enough to detach and pull it out

>>87911849
Shiori?

>>87910824
Ina

>>87911547
>vague-offtopic-posting

>>87911880
yagoo

>>87911907
>>87911913
>>87911914
>>87911928
well yeah I know that but what rule is it breaking

>>87911931
Can you please don't

>>87911891
sure thing buddy

>>87911828
damn that was fast why you didnt include it in the first post

>>87911931

My Ina!

>>87911970
"your belly button" is the "it" anon you don't need to repeat the subject.

>mods picked the shit early thread
great

>>87911931
what is that

>>87911986
i was too lazy to go copy paste it until questioned

>>87911931
you grew a pebble!

WE WON

>>87911790
dartboard looks like a g-force reading?
I imagine the GPS is useful for long tracks.

>>87911953
It's literally not offtopic since she's still part of Hololive. Retard.

hello schizo thread

>>87911891
>t.

>>87911931
That's nasty Beebs what the fuck

LMAO
GET SMOKED FAGGOTS

>>87910785
They want her to speed read them

>Ferrarina

koyo schedule!

>jannies are newfags
>have to post in the schizo infested thread
alright

>one person wants to get married
>the other person does not want to get married
>they make a decision that they have to come to an agreement eventually
>if they cant under a certain amount of time, they break up
honestly i dont see anything wrong with this

Dope...

I want to take a ride in the Ferrarina

>>87911970
The it is redundant

>>87912094
>huge tits
>mayo

My cute, sexy, erotic, beautiful, loving, hard-working, intelligent, charming, enduring, loveable Koyote wife just gave me a bunch of kisses
Later virgins

Ina should draw her own racing queen outfit and Itasha design for her next big illustration

>>87912088
Genius.

>>87912126
You'll die

>>87911970
It's is just a contraction of it is. The flow is out of whack

>>87912096
Gigi should do a Holo ship stream of this

>>87912096
if you don't want to get married, shouldn't you break up immediately? why would you date someone you don't want to get married to? you're just wasting their time and yours

posters from the loser pruned thread should be banned

GG SAID THE ALPHABETIC LETTERS

which EN is confirmed for the racing collab?

Milf Manor...

>Ferrarina
Is she Leclerc or Sainz?
I'm voting gimi

Koyogone...

>>87912009
very nice

>>87912173
>early newfag thread sheep

>>87912151
>die normally
>die in a Ferrari with Ina
You should be able to solve this

>>87912030
It's like a blackhead equivalent built up in your bellybutton, various bits of dirt and bacterial mass and hair that build up and harden from the deepest part reaches of your bellybutton building outwards until it starts poking out

I only really noticed it because I felt something hard there for months and then eventually noticed a tuft of hair sticking out that I thought was just a new growth or something so I didn't even think to try puling it out until later

>>87912173
personally i think "people" like >>87912052 >>87911891 >>87911547 should be banned.

Koyo is finishing Silent Hill later today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbL8Pwg1ikg

>>87912151
Worth it

I thought ina was more of an NSX kind of girl

>>87912052
Hololive's been getting objectively worse lately with constant graduations, management's fuck ups and girls complaining about management more than they did in 2022.

We /purple/ now

Going full purple should be illegal

>>87912224
Ina should let me die in a Lambo instead

>>87912044
>still part of hololive
then talk about ame streams dumbass, stop bringing catalog shit here

>>87912171
Same reason people cheat instead of just breaking up and going with the new person
People are illogical

>>87912226
did you smell it when you finally pulled it out

*wears a hat*

>>87912255
Oh don't worry we'll talk about her debut here whether you like it or not.

I would be very happy with a Gigi Murin wife.

>>87911651
Fatfuck Tako..

>>87912269
>t. has never cheated
you have a lot to learn

>>87911970
it's just a broken sentence, "it's actually deeper" is a full clause but there's no punctuation before it so it's a run-on sentence, but "I feel that your belly button" isn't even a complete clause so it doesn't make sense to put anything after it other than a verb like "is" to complete it

>>87911931
>>87912226
DELETE YOUR POSTS

>>87912143
but race queens wear skimpy outfits like crop tops, skirts, and it often highlights the girls midriff and legs??
ina??

being in a car with ina driving and gigi next to you in the backseat talking about trashy reality tv shows

>>87912247
wrong thread, tourist

>>87912244
My brave mayodog~

>Cooking show enjoyer
Gigi should be my wife

>so called “hagposters” when Gigi mentions MILF Manor
You guys are frauds, you DONT want to fuck older women.

>>87912311
Yes

> Early thread wins
No...

>>87912290
Yeah it didn't really smell like anything until I broke it open to the white bacterial mass underneath the outer layer of dark dirt buildup and then it just smelled faintly of a bacterial smell like a blackhead or something would

Is the anti spam thing active on this board too?

>>87912303
>we
go back

Ina's going to make a career out of driving fast

Ina...

GG looks and acts like a bro chuuba
but her interests are way too girly

>>87910824
I think she’s going to get a kick out of Nier

A dope denied her ferrari

>hololive new mandates going forward:
>SHALL be comprised of
>not less than 75% hag tubers
>not less that 75% hebe models
how much better does vtubing become?

>>87912171
that's exactly the point, though I get giving someone time to make the decision because it's an important decision and you could argue dating isn't just about decision to marry right at the beginning, it's also about learning if the other person is someone you should really decide on marrying
that's why I say the premise of the show is not wrong

No Ferrari...

>>87912306
nothing you said contradicted what he said

>>87912303
Ame's debut? sure go ahead.

>>87912325
Can I sit up front? I get carsick if I'm not driving...

>>87910824
Couldn't pay me to desu

This is so sad...

>>87912353
People who watch cooking shows are the eaters not the cooks anon

>>87912311
I was already convinced of my own idea anon

>>87912432
you will be strapped to the roof for the fresh air

>>87912431
Why? Bae's best streams are story focused games like this

Sad Ina denied her car...

>>87912389
huh, interesting. i would have expected a stronger smell

Left to grab a drink. Why is Ina sad?

>>87912447
Guess I'd better stop cooking because anon said so.

>>87912447
Yes.
Exactly.

>>87912393
It's pinned to the front page anon.

>>87912481
P2W game

I am, but I'm also wondering what Bae in ACC would look like

>>87912481
No Ferrari...

So is there some reason they are playing this random ass medicore racing game all of a sudden?

>>87912469
She's boring

>>87912481
She wants to drive a ferrari but this game is dumb and gay

that doorbell? me

>>87910824
Incredibly excited

>>87911931
>>87912226
What the fuck is wrong with pebbles

GIGI MAMA HATE

gigimama strikes again

>>87911111
>you have to like my oshi or you are a schizo
when did brats become the most sensitive fanbase?

>>87912524
#ad

>>87912503
I only have the catalog open with "ve gl" so only this thread shows up.

>>87912524
They thought it was Animal Crossing

Why couldn't Ina use her Ferrari?

>>87912552
>dumb and gay
Just like Ina...

>>87912567
Huh?

>>87912524
gotta get the collabs in now before everyone graduates

>>87912572
uhhhh like day two?

>>87910686
That sock belongs to me

Gigi mama stop yapping to your daughter about your cougar dates for once

>>87912524
whats a good modern racing game?

INA NO

>>87911111
newsflash: /hlgg/ is full of antis
this is only new information if you havent been around for like two seconds

>>87912353
Gigi is the type of person who orders a ton of crappy food and then gorges on it (fat) while watching a cook on tv make fancy food

My Ina will become a racing autist maybe...

>>87912591
>>87912592
Why is she wearing a Tarkov asset helmet

>>87912591
Ferrari is cringe

They got her...

>>87912561
pebbles have pieces of rock falling out of them, they live up to their name

Ina's hooked!

>>87912576
I wondered if it was sponsored, pretty weird

Gigimama hate!

GIGIMAMAAAAAAAA

how did everyone know it was her mom

Assetto Corsa won. Ina is buying their DLC.

>>87912572
BROTHERS

>>87912481
>>87912552
>>87912592
ina ladder

>>87912637
That's a safety racing helmet

>buying car DLC
Ina is now the 2nd car vtuber

>>87912447
Patently untrue. My mom likes getting inspiration from those shows for her cooking.

>>87912638
What if Raora is driving it?

>>87912666
it always is

>Trying to get Gigi to go on a 2 day vacation
I FUCKING SWEAR STOP TRYING TO TEAR GIGI AWAY FROM US AAAAAAA

>>87912637
Cover could only afford one helmet so everyone has to share it

>>87912619
the forzas still pretty much blow every other out of the water.

>>87912629
god that makes me so fucking hard
she's perfect

>>87912572
Literally everyone can see it's you samefagging though

>>87912524
90% it's a sponsorship. I will literally eat my cum if it's not a sponsored thing with some car company or racing team event thing whatever

>>87912637
It sounds like a very Ina thing to do to not recognize the difference between a racing helmet and a military one. Although probably like half the ENs could have made the same mistake (Bae is like 5x more likely than the others however).

I'm gonna WAH in random videos and say Ina sent me there

Fauna cute!

>>87912673
All my Inas

>>87911111
That would only be the case if moderation wasn't filled with malicious SEAniggers, but they couldn't be bothered to be active for even two days

>Other thread dies
>Anti posts in this thread spike
Strange...

>>87912689
the ones that are 99% faggots dealing with relationship drama??

Stop posting helmet Ina!

>>87912666
this happens all the time

What does AC stand for again?

gigi's mom sounds like absolutely insufferable person

>IT'S ME AN ASIAN, AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO ALWAYS GET YOUR MONEY WORTH

...man, some people just have no sense of humor, fun or theatricality and would rather the thread be filled with boring schizoposts rather than kinoposts
anyway, watching the Inner because I don't actually have any strong opinions on cars and in fact even find them quite pleasant

>>87912729
fuck are you talking about? when the other thread died this one immediately started seeing posts getting deleted.

>>87912711

>>87912712
Why do you need a helmet if you're inside a car?

>>87912752
final fantasy 7: advent children

>>87912637
It's the only helmet she has...

>>87912755
Average chinese old woman

>>87912632
I hope she becomes a military plane autist next like AZKi.
Ina's already a gundamfag. Just one more step.

typical asian parent...

>>87912244
the lungs on this girl

>chonky engine
Is that a good or bad thing carfags?

Ferraris feel chonky

Does GG live with her parents?

>>87912752
Animal Crossing

>>87912752
Associazione Calcio

>>87912752
Air Conditioning

>>87912805
Yea

Ina's really cute when she bumps into a car and goes OW...

>>87912800
Which Holo is the most likely to become a milsim autist

>mom, get away! im doing important stuff! (gaming or fapping)
>mom goes away
>she never comes back
im sorry mom I never meant it like that, please come back

>>87912809
No, but her mom just comes by

>>87912709
You just want to eat cum

>>87912808
why is the hood so low poly

>>87912752
Armored Cruiser

Is Gigi talking about her mommy issues again?

>>87912709
https://youtu.be/CutljzVt844
Huh korone is wearing the same helmet. Just surprising they'd include EN in spnosorship

>>87912809
According to her, no, but she lives at walking distance of where her mom lives

what kind of shitty AI is this

My dad is taking me on a couple of organized trips over the next year. I hope I meet some Gigiesque hag fujo who can be my soulmate on them, but it will probably just be a bunch of retirees.

>>87912841
Relatable

>>87912854
lower poly -> lower wind resistance

>>87912752
Ace Core

>>87912752
Alternate Current

Gigi Murin
Hakos Baelz
Discuss.

>>87912809
more like they live with her, considering she's always on trips and buying timeshares

>>87912752
Armor Class

>>87912847
Just like Ina....

GO INA GO!

>>87912847
She should change her locks and punch her in the tummy

>>87912009

>>87912841
:(

>>87912854
Low poly helmets are tougher than high poly ones

>>87912752
Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War

>>87912893
new hotness
old and busted

>>87912752
Assassins Creed

>>87912893
Both good

>>87912841
LETS GOOOOOO

>>87912893
Doggystyle
Mating Press