/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm hoping for Minecraft Monday

>>87854590
Minecraft Monday is cancelled in her own words because she can't stand being left alone with us.

>>87854590
Honestly I feel like that's why she cancelled the collab

Reminder that the hide post button is your friends

>>87854590
openvc

>>87855065
>mumei joins and they talk about wikipedia talk sections again
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>87854741
This cope is going to make you really upset, just accept it's wednesday before she streams again. Maybe we'll get a whole 2 hours of quick SC reading with no tangents so we can really feel like just an obligation to her next collab

>>87855133
>Gigi/Shiori/Biboo/Nerissa join and they talk about MPreg and the dimensions, taste, and curvature of Aragon's dick again
BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>87855337
sorry I'm not an anti like you?

>>87855337
in a way I hope she goes full ameway and turns off SC for good. she's clearly sick of the cringe parasocial saplings who still haven't got the message. she's had so much fun recently in collabs I hope she just turns up for them. she's already heading that way with the lack of solo content

I don't expect another solo stream until mid-way though November honestly
I miss 2022 despite how bad it was overall for EN

>>87855615
This

>>87855606
Yeah it's unironically very apparent she's going the way of Gura/Ame. I don't know how these dense autists can't pick up on how much exactly she dislikes her fans and the only reason she's not harsher about it is because she's terrified of them going full stalker. She tried to let them down as gently as possible to leave and find a different oshi last year with the friends speech, but they didn't get the hint.

I don't expect another solo stream until May 2026 honestly

>>87855947
Well aren't you an optimist. I don't expect a stream until 2030 at the earliest.

I'm done. Have fun making these threads and fighting the schizo, bumping it and giving him all the attention he wants. Keep page 10 bumping and giving him a safe space to divide the only good split left here. Fucking retards, the lot of you. 3 years of glory ruined because you wanted to spite the baker.
Dumb cunts.

>>87856287
good night

>>87856287
>the only good split
ok, trying way too hard there buddy

Have some Fauna butt /uuu/ to take your mind off things.
Though I have to say seeing possessive and jealous saplings is funny as hell.

>>87856593
I'm unsure how someone authentic can be upset about fauna collabing, it feels surreal to me

>>87856687
The only way I could see it is if Fauna constantly read their chats and was talking to them while they played games and then ignored them in collabs. That's highly improbable considering how fast chat zooms even on a bad day.
Oh no Fauna is riding off with Kiara into the sunset, oh noes!
Besides I know some of you knuckleheads have had girlfriends out in the real world. You know damn well they travel in packs of other women. That's just how they are. In that way you're getting an actual girlfriend experience.
You're lucky too. Back around 2006 I had a girlfriend that would sit on house with her friends and they would flash cars driving by to see if they could get them to crash. You get off easy (ha) with Fauna.

>>87857184
Fauna being a horrible judge of character and letting kiara shamelessly leech off of her is another problem

>>87857460
Guess Fauna is attracted to bad girls. It's up to you to be a bad boy for your oshi.
You're all trying to grow into forest trees when she's into those haunted woods.

>>87857460
Im just glad they had fun, i had fun too

Can you whiny faggots stop assuming that Kaela's schedule meant Fauna dropped out? She clearly just wasn't aware Fauna was joining

>>87858299
What a shame

>>87858299
Based, never let schizos and vermin off the hook for their seethe at Fauna

Do you think she's going to even give an excuse for what will be 3 weeks of ghosting on her solo stream wednesday or is she going to treat it like the new norm?

>>87858715
>ghosting on her solo stream
this guy is a riot, I hope he keeps this up for years

>>87858715
Nobody loves her enough to criticized her so it's sadly pretty much going to be the new norm

>>87858299
This was obvious to everyone

BEHAVE OR ELSE

Sex

>>87859221
I love jicama

>>87858299
Thanks for the heads up and communication Fauna!

>>87859490
Fauna's weakest sapling(and probably a woman)

>avoided one shiorisanji collab
>another one spawns in its place
the universe hates saplings

>>87859825
Speak for yourself

>>87859221
mmmm, salted diced jicama with lemon juice.

I just miss Mumei collabs man, it was so much comfier back then

>>87860844
Based and same, but all good things come to those who wait

Reminder, less than 140k left

>>87860844
I just want an official release for their orisong

>>87860969
is it that much of a flop already

>>87860943
I doubt it, even those collabs have been infested by the 2 nijiwhores. I half expect them to ruin their orisong release too at this point

>>87858299

https://support.goodsmile.com/hc/en-us/articles/14948741690009-Product-requests-and-rerelease-requests
Reminder to request stuff for Fauna, the more people request the better chance she'll actually get something. Pop up Parade is probably the best bet.

>>87861267
How has that not been released yet? Mumei has time to play Roblox with Gigi for 10 hours every day but she can't be bothered to sort this out?

>>87861329
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>87861329
kwab

>>87860969
>2 weeks
how did this flop so bad even with all the milestones she spilled...? can't believe my wife wasted time helping this shit

>>87855835
Lmao cuckhold

>>87861329
sapbros...what's our next cope?

>>87861329
We got too cocky

>>87861438
Retard

I'd accept dropping out of the forest collab to catch up with us as an apology for whatever the last 2 weeks were

shiori's frame is up, FST +3

>>87862670
I hope we get lots of cute moments

>>87861390
i was going to choose pop up parade but fuck it, dream big, lets go scale figure!

>>87862670
>fake voice loli, niji, personality void ID
glad we get this instead of a real stream

>>87862670
solo streams...

>>87863263
>>>>>>fake voice loli
try harder

>>87862670
>won't put up a POV
>avoiding fst
>yet ANOTHER collab
I didn't want to believe the rrats but good god she's trying her hardest to avoid us

>>87863721
>won't put up a POV
we don't know yet

>>87863920
right, because as we all know or SHOULD know, she doesnt put her frame up until the day of

>>87862670
if you look at the chat for this stream, shiori said the guest list (collab partners) is tentative so Fauna may not be there tomorrow

>>87864231
>shiori getting the sapling experience of not knowing if she's gonna be lazy or bother to do her job
actually too funny

There are two ways this goes.
She finally comes back and says she was sick or finally comes back and says she got overloaded with work after not doing any for 7 days in a row. We know how shit her manager is, same cunt that made her take a week off last year to catch up to shit. Like I'm frustrated, especially that she has gone back to her bullshit of no tweets, but there's clearly a reason and it's not simply just "laziness". And yes, I know those particular posts are blatant shitstirrers but I can see other retards too who are less blatant and is hard to tell if they're just shitposting or not.

>>87864231
putting Fauna in the thumbnail is pretty damning, shiori is a numberfag so I wouldn't be surprised if she just wanted to trick people into clicking her stream though

>>87864929
>shiori is a numberfag
lol
lmao

>>87864929
Yeah I got that feeling too. Clickbait then go 'lol sorry she was busy'. We know she isn't bothering

>>87864929
>shiori is a numberfag
if by 'numberfag' you mean she min-maxes trying to get the lowest viewership possible then yes

Why is this hobby such a magnet for mentally ill schizos anyway? Is it because women are involved? You can focus on a single person instead of a product that involves a lot of people like anime/vidya?

>>87865199
When your brand is built on being close to your fans and you do a 180 for absolutely no reason I think you can expect a little unrest. Also women are the biggest schizos

>>87865199
I'm guessing it has to do with this hobby and board being enjoyed more by the terminally online. I wonder if more anti-spam changes in the future will fix things

>>87865199
A lot of them shitpost in other hobbies on other boards, a few have accidently outed themselves before. So schizos just going after the faster boards/threads.
>>87865896
Most of this thread is regular schizos from global and numbers that are too afraid of getting banned with the new rules so they are camping here instead

>>87866064
>A lot of them shitpost in other hobbies on other boards
absolutely

>>87866064
Good to know, having only one was already annoying enough

>>87866064
Shit, that makes a lot of sense, were #/global actually calmer?

>>87866064
>regular schizos
literally one guy

>>87866279
Midsommar watchalong would be peak

>>87866301
Seemed calmer. So it seems to be helping somewhat, cutting down their ability to spam so much at least

>>87865199
It's not really mental illness, it's people running an influence campaign. They think they can get people to stop watching fauna (or other holos) and those viewers will then swap to their 2view. Throw drama accounts farming reactions into the mix and it's just non-stop bait.

>>87867104
Lookin good!

(don't forget the birthmark, for some reason I care more about it than missing horns)

>>87867104
Who is that on the right, even.

>>87867296
unrelated character for some mobile game

>>87867037
>They think they can get people to stop watching fauna
it's not very hard to do when she's not actually streaming

>>87867542
yeah no not watching your pillowdear

>>87867622
schizoid

>>87872198
Adorable as fuck

I need Fauna thigh sweat or I will perish.

>>87872637
what about some milk?

>>87872728
It could work in a pinch.

https://x.com/amami_amii/status/1848233462852964508

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1848244331356053559

another EN event

>>87874796
Fauna sweep incoming

>>87874796
Hope we get some more thrustmaster action

>>87874320
Cute

>>87874916
0 proof Fauna is in this

Fauna will be in the forest collab, confirmed by kaela on stream

>>87875937
It came to me in a dream

>>87875921
They look perfect together
>>87876373
Never doubted

so she just hates solo streams now

>>87876549
no, just you

Good night /uuu/

>>87876865
Tomorrow will be a good day

we're 99% not getting a pov either because she already has too many superchats to begrudgingly go through

>>87874796
>another collab so fauna can dodge a stream
This is insanity. Spooky month really is her favorite

>>87877023
yeah no way is she adding more cringe snails and 'ive missed you fauna!' SCs. I bet her stomachs turning at the thought of coming back to the parasocial freaks

Important
https://x.com/oimo_0imo/status/1848123292022079884

>>87878099
that girl(?) is a menhera sapling

>>87876865

>>87877448
how has it been so shit two years in a row?

>>87874796
>a hololive racing event
>it's not mario kart
>it's a sim racer
What is this timeline.

I love mommy Faufau

Witcher 3 DLC....

>>87880616
Unless she finds a way to collab it...never

>>87880546
towa banana's mario kart cup is in january

>>87862670
If she doesn't put up a stream before this I'll be pissed

I should start keeping a dream journal in the hopes of remembering dreams about them

>>87881651
I have gotten one dream with Mumei, but none with Fauna yet... I need to hone my tulpa techniques

>>87878886
>Green Lamy
>Blue Koyori
>Pink Fauna
Man I love Fauna in every universe and in every timeline.

Fauna is making me sad. Another collab and this time it's FST+3 so I also can't watch it. She used to be one of the very few Euro friendly girls but these past 2 months have largely been awful for it.

>>87884794
I'm gonna miss this one on purpose, I'm sick of shiori

>>87884847
Her tits are too erotic. I get it

Good morning /uuu/ i love fauna

>>87887630
She'd have to exist to love her

>>87886565

>actually i want her to stop streaming
What kind of thread is this?

>>87888984
wrong tab? people are complaining because she's NOT streaming

>>87889013
I skimmed it quickly and I guess I thought anyone complaining was accused of being that one guy. My bad

https://x.com/OKaimikey/status/1848403136492286417

>>87893636
garbage website

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-09SP6NEe9k
Biboo too. Fauna is the only one missing, probably later.

Snail should quit being a bitch and meow like clover used to

I wanna explore nature's beauty with Fauna

/uuu/ does anyone else daydream about going on dates woth Fauna? Not even anyhting sexual, but I had the day off and went for a fun hike and I was like "I really wish I could share this beautiful nature with Fauna" and then I got sad I couldn't

>>87900458
I had a fauna dream once but i have long forgotten it, i dont even remember if it was romantic or not

>>87900458
She warned you about this.

>>87901167
Gonna need a timestamp for that

>>87901167
>>87901871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTg3Gy2z3vI&t=188s

Kind of Weird
Kind of Hot

>>87902009
God how is she so sweet and cuddly one second but then I could imagine her dominating me a second later. She is the one

is she gonna be on any form of stream today?

>>87903382
If you gave even the slightest bit of a fuck about her you would know the answer to this already.

>>87902565
id let her murder me

Reminder to stay in character, at all times.

>>87900458
INTERLINKED

>>87903412
holy shit relax

>>87905027
we haven't gotten an actual stream in ages, we're on edge

Give it up for day 21 of no comms and solo streams!

Wednesday stream first stream doubters in utter shambles. Apologies accepted.

>>87905343
I know. I've been working and hanging out with my irl friends

>>87901106
my only fauna dream is the miku peaches meme but with fauna and ice cream

I would like to go inside Fauna's forest, if you know what I mean

>>87894632
It's fauna riding a dude as he sucks her tits and Shiori in the back giving him paizuri.
https://files.catbox.moe/ajx5ay.gif

>>87905678
ice cream shop~
ice cream shop~
please come to our ice cream shop~

>gigis birthday was open invite
fauna loves her!

fauna wasnt supposed to be in the nerissa room because of an oversight, thats why the ghost kidnapped her

>>87907429
Fauna was also planning to kill ERB earlier, too early and they were panicking the game would end too early, but Nerissa locked her in the room

|ω･)ﾉ

https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1848480515516731699

i'm not going to make it....

https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1848480515516731699

>>87864809
I fucking called it

>>87907721
I'm just glad she's appearing at all, even if it's just in a collab

>>87907730
ok grayling

>prioritizes collabs over homework
>prioritizes homework over solo streams

>>87907862
Her homework is actually more of her job than actually streaming btw

finally, fauners my beloved

>>87907721
Hope she joins the racing thing, but either ways cool

>>87907730
Her sleep has been shit lately too from what she was telling us beforehand not that surprised i guess

she retweeted this pic of her being gorgeous so all is forgiven https://x.com/mihyonnn_/status/1848173831749288125

Think it will ever get better?

>>87907651
Based tbdesu

>>87907940
fauna retweeting sex

>>87907934
Bad sleep for Fauna is a solid 8+ hours for everyone else, I hope she bought expensive sheets and pillows it's worth it. Cozymaxxing

Do any other saplings like hiking? Maybe we could do a sapling yellowstone hike? Actually as I write this, meeting up with strangers in the secluded woods is a bad idea.

>>87908138
One of you would 100% drug or cum in the hiking snacks

so no POV? she fucking hates us man

>>87908138
SOME of you are alright, but I'd rather not be stuck with you guys for a whole day.

So, no POV?

>>87907651
Fauna is so smart, I'm surprised ERB didn't kill her early on.

>>87908237
Still 3 hours left, it would suck if she didn't though. She's the one who wanted to stream this the most....

>>87908278
if someone brings a tv and 2 GBAs we can play FFCC

>>87908193
only my own

>>87908391
who else is joining

Which one of you is this?

>>87908282
her intelligence and wit are some of the reasons I love her streams so much. She has a beautiful mind

>>87908675
You probably

>>87908675
No one, probably Faunaschizo being tsundere like always.

>>87908675
obviously moomposter/threadschizo/brownfeet. Just ignore them. Unless that's you posting /here/, in which case well done, you got me

>>87908675
could have worded it better but it's 100% right

>>87908723
it always amazes me when she says exactly the right thing and timing

>>87908675
me

Has anyone else really changed thier minds on gigi since she started collabing with Fauna? I never disliked her or anything but she's really won me over these past few collabs and has great chemistry with fauna. In general most of the holomems are prety darn talented and passionate

>>87908675
>@SPOILED

Frame's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDpMKezk_GQ

>>87908675
You know it’s probably a grown ass man that posted this which is unbelievably pathetic

>>87908675
coward with a burner account

https://x.com/ceresfauna/status/1848487163312398645

>>87908859
I've been fortunate enough to work with a few genuine geniuses in my life and while I don't think Fauna is at that level mentally, she does have the trait they do where they simply adapt to the situation at hand and go with the flow. I've gotten where I have through hard work and a refusal to give up and i'm damn proud of that but I am fairly confident Fauna would be able to accomplish what I have if she was interested with significantly less effort

>>87909006

>>87909006
She loves me!

>>87909091
very seductive look

>>87909006
Nice

>>87908675
It's a larper. Same one on holoplus before he got banned

>>87909006
>>87909125
Lovely Ladies!

>>87909264
I hate this photo very much. Not because she isn't very pretty, but because she's obviously been crying and that makes my penis very sad. I can't get hard when the woman I like isn't enjoying it

>>87908818
your rrats lose all momentum when you pretend moomposter hates fauna kekfeet. post on your main next time

>>87909487
>got Fauna doxx dumped on /jp/
If that’s what moomposter’s love is, I don’t want to see what his hate looks like

>>87909470
Never heard of happy tears? faggot

>>87909595
weird larp pinning this on your own imaginary boogeyman

>>87909677
At least take responsibility for what you did moomposter you scumbag

>>87908675
He's not wrong, but she'll not read it. What's the point?

>>87908675
>Joined October 2024
>1 post is a reply
>2 followers
>25 following

>>87909125
I like how fauna is in the center and everyone is surprised

>>87909897
curious what she asked for when she asked for their pngs

>>87909595
Proof? And no, the copypasta you made when he mindbroke you doesn't count. Actual proof

>>87909953
I think they shared a folder with pngs.

These collabs are taking her away from me... When will she stream at the usual, EU friendly time?

>€
lol

>>87910066
Yuros don’t deserve anything

and superchats are off too because she doesn't want to talk to us at all lol

>>87910573
ant should be allowed to appreciate fauna too

now that the frame's up i can say this
SC backlog is immense, just looking at it doesn't make you want to go streaming.
i love yapping streams but SC reading after the first hour of yap is a waste of everyone's time. that's why most people stop doing them after a while. i miss the old members hang out streams

>>87910293
Just find a new oshi instead of being a little bitch

>>87910641
He can't, Faunaschizo is the strongest sapling.

Why do EN threads attract so many schizos compared to most JP threads? Only /ahoy/ has schizos as bad as this, it feels like.

>>87910856
JP schizos are probably mostly on the other board

>>87910856
Marineschizo has been around since the dawn of fucking time is the thing, all the other ones you gotta chalk it up to
>This board doesn't fucking speak Japanese
So they flock to the EN girls they do understand and purposely misconstrue their actions and words like a bunch of gossiping women

>>87910970
I honestly think Faunaschizo is like a little marineschizo in the making. Motherfucker is dedicated.

squeeb

>>87911115
How many times have we got to teach this lesson

>>87911241
fauna would never kill squeeb

>>87910613
I'd be fine with her dropping SC reading streams honestly

anyone have a link for that Hololive VN that Mori made?

>>87910856
Jp schizos are all concentrated on /jp/ and 5ch.

>>87912675
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7iSS25XwkI

yeah i love the forest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHqp0CD74oo

I was actually wrong on the Wednesday prediction. It'll be Sunday now. Racing training collab on wed, then the event, couple days off and first solo stream Sunday.

I don't understand the obsession with solo streams. Any Fauna frame is a good day

>>87910856
The JP schizos are mostly on /hlg/

>>87912788
wait mori made that?

>>87913853
credits say mori and shiori's boyfriend

i framed fauna

>>87914048
what?

>>87913707
Obviously you wouldn't understand since you don't love Fauna

>>87913853
She wrote the last CYOA VN too, the winter one

>>87915176
it's kinda retarded they're making her ruin all the VN video stuff when they have an actual writer in hololive

>>87915118
In fact, you don't even have to love her to prefer solo streams. Solo gaming is her thing and much more fun than collabs.

>>87915346
I thought they were really well done

>>87915346
i hope you dont mean shiori her writing is total ass

>>87913889
> shiori's boyfriend
don't watch her enough, care to elaborate?

>>87911115
SCREWDRIVERS THROUGH YOUR EARDRUMS

FAUNA LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDpMKezk_GQ

love this punctual kirin

love this punchable kirin

love this fuckable kirin

Love this glamping cannibal Kirin

oh right this is the original forest

so whats all the cannibalism jokes about

she is able to stream fine now Why did she take a whole week break?
does she really hate doing solo streams now?

>>87918775
You sat 15 mins in the chair for this trollpost? Back you go!

>>87918740
>Jokes
about that

fauna wants me to check out her hole

beeg hole...

Fanart of them getting captured by the cannibals and turned into breeding nuggets when?

>>87918775
yes she HATES her fans

>>87919056
asanagi get out

>>87919056

>>87919187
timmy no...

>setting is an open world survival environment with no actual places
>gameplay is foraging for sticks and rocks

ASMR....

>>87919246
Just like real life

>>87919246
Gameplay is establishing yourself as the alpha cannibal

i just got glamp is glam+camp...

>>87919115
I will draw her now

>>87919464
Retardling...

>>87919246
i love rustlikes theyre my favorite

>>87919464
Anon...

>>87909470
There's other reasons for mascara to run... lewder reasons.

SHIORI HATE

>>87919638
Yeah, like sucking cock. Mine in particular.

Has Fauna ever had a 1-on-1 with Kaela?

I love fauna, i hate survival games. What do?

>>87920031
thats the simplest question to find out yourself

>>87920031
Yeah, ID server tour, Phasmo. Probably otehrs

>>87920084
which is stronger? your response will determine if we toss you into the mulcher

meds now

Finally living out her cave fantasies

>>87920897
Any other good cave games Fauna's been missing out on?

uuu...

Fauna on Fauna violence

is this more or less janky than 7days

oh

Fauna
Cute

>bull sharks have been known to travel up the mississippi river
jesas

birb

>>87921889
Seems less janky as it's more focused built compared to 7DTD which tried to throw the entire kitchen at you (and still took over 10 years to release).

>>87923237
Cute birb

non human meat in this household

holy shit... fauna, your vegan reps...

Reminder that Fauna will always do what is necessary.
Watch yourselves

>>87924688
She's going to circumcise me...