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I LOVE GURA!!

I really wish she would just graduate. It's clear she doesn't want to do this anymore.

>>87756570
She does. She's loving every single moment of it.

Ass rape bud. Should not have blocked me. He is on cocaine or Ket or whatever. Hide your ass's he is loose.

I hope any and all of you hookers that had a hand in this also get what you deserve. At the very least, I will try and make it so that you at least won't keep getting what you don't.

>>87758110
>>87758006
shut up shit tip dick.

No more ivory towers for you to hide in and throw shit from unto the common rabble.

shark shagging

Please don't make me post it. Add me back.

>>87758157
You forgot your picrel.

>>87758275

>>87758253
Lmao.
>>87758275

>>87758319
What?

I love my wife so much!!

I'd like to sexually bully this little whore T u T

>>87758624
I love her more.

Gotta love how no matter how much time I take off from this thread, nothing ever changes and Gura is still ghosting you fuckers

>>87759417
>we

I don't love Gura anymore. I love Gabby!

>>87756669
How can you tell yourself that when she disappears like this for months?

My wife's wife.
https://youtu.be/mbwVca7DT2g

I think gura has some collabs coming up soon.

>>87760453
I hope not. I'm busy.

>>87760453
Finally some masturbation content.

>>87760227
She loves making money while not putting in any effort.

>>87760226
Gabby is Gura dumbud

>>87760575
Do last samurais really? fuck off and go buy Fuwamoco's scam ASMR voice pack to support their onii-chan

>>87760381
Uoh

>>87762038
I want to suck

fugg the shargg

>>87762854
God I want to so bad

>>87753182
Don't worry chumbie it's just a turn of phrase

I wish I wasn't the only one able to see your full/true color release.

>>87762976
You don't. You made me need to prove I can split you in half with the thing. Which was an interesting way to put it, btw. I had seen that somewhere before.

I got a bacon crunchwrap and 32 oz of redbull for breakfast.

To think that I let you whores manage to make me believe that I was wrong about you lot for over a year. I never actually am.

>>87763709
chumbie...
some of you worry me

I didn't wanna see. And don't think that now that I do, I will come desperately chasing after any one else of you scum hookers. Not even fit to lick my shoes. You can go beg scumbags like vesper for it and get ditched for the insufferable, unfaithful sluts you are.

i want to go back to 2021 bros... life is really hard i cant take it anymore

>>87764482
ebi's mouth looks like a...

My cockatiel is making monkey noises again chumbies

>>87764482
Lmao. I'm gonna say exactly what I want. But in case it isn't obvious, I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of posting your fake nudes in retaliation. I don't need to doxx some random only fans whore.

>>87764595

My fake, unfaithful """"wife""""" is making lying whore noises again, chumbies...

>>87764681
But I am gonna tell everyone I can about the fact that you lying, grifting, power tripping hookers are the /vt/ mods and I'm gonna lmao my fucking ass off when your circus starts burning.

>>87764595
where did it learn monkey noises?

>>87763709
I could go for one right now too chumbie

>>87764839
It sounds more like a windshield wiper mixed with a monkey. The little guy needs to learn more songs

Sex with a fembud.

>>87758654

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino onesie.

>>87765249
Retard

MY wife

Please call me a retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEfx62KnwQ

>>87760823
We hate both lazy (Gura) and greedy (FWMC) whores here

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>87765815
>we
I like lazy whores. They're the best for emotionless sex T u T

>>87765751
la creatura is kinda growing on me. i think it might be sexy?

MY Gurandma.

Please call me a genius.

>>87766516
You're a genie

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>87767000
samen

>>87766516
retard

>>87766218
I blame the fat tail

>>87767621
I prefer this Gura.

>>87767461
HAHAHA That was my plan all along and you fell for it! MUHAHAHAH

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>87767621
would

I would literally sacrifice every living being on the planet for Gura to piss on me.

>>87768840
even gura?

>>87769019
how would that work, would she have to piss straight up and off a ledge and then go poof before it hits

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>87767918
All according to keikaku

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>87768840
E...Even me...?

I wish Gura didn't have a penis

Are you a chumbabooey?

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

what if gura had small head

>>87771203
How small we talkin?

>>87756102
SNIFFFFF

It's actually insane to me how week after week can pass without an update. Isn't a whole week passing the point where people reflect "oh shit was there anything I had to do, it's monday again tomorow "?

>>87772310
Update about what? She said she's sick and if there are no updates that means she still sick.

>>87772310
Are you a fembud?

>>87772633
"I'm still sick". You niggers ever held a job? Had any relationship at all? You tell people things like that. Literally every other holo does it, every single other one.
Now start your
>but Gura isn't like the others
loop. Cause yeah, she's way worse. She's the worst one in terms of communication. Few people can say "my oshi is definitively the worst at x" but we can.

>>87772717
Are you a buttbud?

My cockatiel keeps singing and its turning into strange screeches

>>87773161
I was in a grocery store yesterday and I saw a woman with a cockatiel in a bag. I was going to tell her how cute it was but I'm far too scary looking and I might have scared her.

>>87772633
>She said she's sick and if there are no updates that means she still sick.
No it doesn't. It's possible that she isn't sick and she just doesn't want to stream or talk to us.
In fact, that's more likely than her being sick for over a month.

>>87773331
Is it one of those bubble backpacks? I think you would've been fine chumbie, people like compliments

>>87772957
>"I'm still sick". You niggers ever held a job? Had any relationship at all? You tell people things like that. Literally every other holo does it, every single other one.
This. It's really clear that most of the buds that are still left are either super autistic and have never had friends or family that cared about them, or they're running on pure cope and denialism.

Is it possible that Gura thought she graduated instead of Ame and no one told her

One time I told a girl her glasses looked good. She said thank you and I walked away.

One time I had sex with a woman and she said she liked it.

I had a xenomorph nightmare

>>87773839
Normalfag chumbies are flexing again

She will stream when she feels ready to. I will wait.

Sometimes I wish I was a normalfag…

>>87773416
I was more of a hand bag, a clear purse. No, you don't understand my face doesn't show emotion very well.

>>87774001
Yeah, I'm the same way. People get really agitated when I'm around them.

>>87759894
>*Le touché*

>>87773851
imagine gura with a facehugger

>>87774000
we are in this together chumbie

>>87769153
>*Li touchí*

>>87769655
Oui oui monsieur

>>87774052
I'm more scary than anything. Funny enough I saved a girl about 2 weeks ago from some subhuman hitting on her and trying to get her into his car. We talked a bit after but I don't trust women that are out that late.

Seeing the way Ina updated her fans about her situation made me really sad because I know Gura would've just left us in the dark and not talk about it at all if it had happened to her. She would just disappear, letting everyone worry about what's happening.
Same thing really whenever any other holo talks to their fans about upcoming breaks or surgeries or hardships that they face. You can really tell that they care about their fans and worry about them feeling lonely or as if they don't matter to them. You can tell some of them even look to their fans for comfort when they're feeling down or having a bad day.

But not Gura. She doesn't ever tell us anything or try to let us know what's going to happen. She doesn't care how we feel. We're just wallets to her and this is just a job. She clearly has other people in her life that she relies on or finds comfort in spending time with. She doesn't need us and it shows. No one else in hololive does this to their fans. Even the ones that say they don't want gachikoi still communicate with their fans and let them know what's going on.

>>87774093
I wish Gura was a facehugger after me. Then she would love me much as much as I love her

Wait I thought Fauna was the anti? Now Ina’s an anti too? You need to get your story right, bub

lub me wife

love gura
love chumbies

Love cheeb borgar

GOOD MORNING SAARS

>>87774457
Gura would go schizo and be afraid she would somehow get doxxed

TL;DR probably retarded anyway.

I wish Gura was like Dr Kliener's debeaked headcrab Lamarr. So she could copulate with my newly shaved blad head.

>>87766055
>*Lo touchõ*

>>87774694
I was watching that bald britoid fella's video on india. I wonder what new delhi smells like with all these unwashed poopy fellows

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>87774840
I was actually wondering about their shitting fields yesterday. I wonder if they can identify what shit pile was their own based on smell? Also why don’t they just build plumbing?

>>87774000
because you'd be ignorant to how fucked up the world is?

>>87775118
Nta but yeah. Knowledge is a curse sometimes

>>87765751
I appreciate the feet

Goob abternoon retards

I still think maybe she feels guilty about becoming rich by tricking fans into thinking she loves them.
That's why she doesn't say it anymore and why she now acts so incredibly cold and distant. I don't believe that she's actually this bad of a person. It feels deliberate and calculated like she's trying to tell us that she doesn't love us so the ones that are in love with her will leave.

I think India's problems would be solved if they just cut their population in half

I fell in love with a mascot...

This year was definitely worse than last year.

>>87775867
tony the tiger? i hear that happened a lot

>>87775867
I'll never understand how any of you fall in love with masturbation material.

I just had a random thought about all the ukrainian volunteers that want to play soldier but didn't expect what was coming. These India videos are crazy

>>87776030
You know there's a draft there right? I don't have any sympathy for volunteers.

>>87775967
loneliness is a dangerous thing, especially when you're pushing 30 like me

>>87773401
>>87773566
The real autistic retards are the ones who just do nothing but whine in this thread as if it somehow accomplishes something.

Goob

Maybe I should buy skittle. Maybe I should buy coffee? Hmmm…decisions decisions.

>>87776142
Yeah I specifically meant the volunteers from other countries that served in the military but never fought in actual combat. Those people are pretty interesting.

>>87756089
hey i recognize that swimsuit

>>87775944
that's funny because Gura is also a massive flake, kelloggs should give her a sponsorship

>>87776362
You know the answer coffeeskittlesbud

>>87776362
Both

>>87776407
i dont want to encourage this, but alright, you're pretty good

What if she gave her baby covid?

i dont mind where she is right now, i just keep wanking to art of her

>>87775007
>why don't they just build plumbing
I ask myself that every time india is brought up

I wish she would talk to us about what happened. I'm sure she has interesting stories about recent events.

>>87775007
>>87776881
because money is being channelled into the dream of india next worldwide superpower by 2020
gotta make space programs before wiping your ass, you know?

If she told stories about herself and her experiences, she'd have to reveal that she's not alone. So that's never happening.

Just caught up on my sleep tax, I'm the best I felt all week!
Is that robot really still here?

>>87777208
I should check out my local round1 but I'm too comfy to leave my house

>>87777243
It takes like 2 weeks of consistent good sleep to recover sleep tax I think…

>>87777243
Glad to hear it chumbie. I stopped taking my ashwagandha for a couple days and now I'm not so groggy in the morning.

>>87777208
Was the drink any good? I might have the chance to go to a round 1 soon in a couple of weeks. Going to try and get the gooba towel.

>>87777307
Do it you faggot. I don't have one near me and I want one of those towels, let me pretend you got one and live vicariously.

why are there offtopic faggots talking about world news in here fuck off

Fuck I was so close

>>87777310
That seems like a very long time, but this feels like a good start.

>>87777866
I think I heard it takes months to recover if you’re recovering from sleep apnea

>>87777832
That would've been an amusing get.

>>87777208
why is this anon drinking smurf semen?

Oh shit
Even /v/ now has a spam system
Its so over...

>>87778011
Does it actually work?

>>87778011
What do you mean spam system?

>>87777982
anon...

>>87778070
The antispam thing that requires email or time to post that was added to /vg/ awhile back

>>87777982
i lol'd

>>87778150
Thank you for explaining, mister.

>>87756289
CUTE!

>>87778011
Makes sense, /v/ is like 100 times worse than here.

Thank you, Gura, totally not crying right now.

>>87778839
Are you a fembud?

I want to smell a fembud

>>87778537
Yet they have a rule that would ban all the goddamn tribalfagging we deal with. I wish we had that.

>>87779209
What rule

Make come
Make stream

Is it "soaking wet" or "sopping wet"?

>>87779472
sleep well gamer

Garlic bread!

pourquoi as-tu fait l'amour avec ma nouille

>>87779580
can be both

goob x doob

>>87780322
what a buncha doobers, am I right?

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

My bird wont stop singing. I don't know whats up with him.

>>87781041
Your bird wants to have sex with another bird maybe.

>>87781041
he loves you.

>>87778150
Isn't it only basically an increase from one minute to 15 minutes the first time you want to make a post after verifying you're human with cloudflare on a new IP?
You can skip it with an email, but unless your IP is dynamic AND changes multiple times per day, you shouldn't be affected by it too much.

Nude
Shark

>>87782242
For me, it's shark with clothing.

>>87781041
Does he need a bath? When was the last time you let him have a bath?

>>87781041
it's either really happy, or really bored

Java chip blizzard from DQ is just ok, if anyone was wondering.

do you guys like this artstyle?

>>87782699
It's unique and not in a completely bad way. I know Gura likes it so I give it major bonus points for that.

Gura, please mating press me

>>87782699
No, it's genuinely fucking hideous. And it looks hideous on purpose.
>>87782751
>I know Gura likes it
No she doesn't.

>>87782699
yes, ghoulish gura is cute

>>87783362
Newfag.

>>87782973
nyo!

So cold and sleepy

>>87772957
>"I'm still sick". You niggers ever held a job? Had any relationship at all? You tell people things like that. Literally every other holo does it, every single other one.
Not really? I'm pretty sure Haachama, Mio, Nene, Ina and others disappeared for months after announcing that they're sick. And what do you mean held a job? You're not her employer, Cover is.

>>87782582
give me your best DQ pick

>>87783876
Oreo blizzard. I enjoy the cherry chip blizzard too, when they have it.

>>87782699
its ugly as hell

>>87784511
If you don’t have something nice to say then don’t say it at all

>>87784441
i shall try this when i see a DQ

>>87782556
>>87782457
>>87781873
>>87781879
It could be all of these probably.

>>87785039
at the same time?

>>87785112
Right now hes in ball mode so I'm guessing he was just bored and wanted to sing.

>>87785350
>he was just bored and wanted to sing.
I do that too. I also talk to myself a lot. I'm not crazy.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>87782699
I find it very cute

>>87782699
I think it's well done, the maker obviously has talent, but I personally don't like it. Ugly and unsettling.

At this point I think another official break announcement would surprise me less than a stream frame going up. I miss her.

>>87787808
Aim better next time.

Papa shark has been silent for a while too. I'm concerning...

>>87787808
Are you a fembud?

>>87788502
So mind broken that you end up pretending to be me lmao.

Wife soon?

>>87788580
I really hope so. Maybe tomorrow?

>>87788574
stop pretending to be me

>>87788580
maybe next year

>>87788580
ye

>>87783846
NTA, but all those holos you listed told their fans that they'd be gone for a long time. Most of them continued to update their fans while they were gone.
Miko drew a picture diary for her fans and posted it every day while she was gone, for example.
Gura is the only one that abandons her fans completely with no updates and doesn't talk about it when she gets back.

>>87788159
Are you a buttbud?

>>87789712
Goalpost moving like no other.

Stop replying please, you've been going in circles for days.

>>87790216
I'm relaxing right now chumbie

is there a version of this (or just the middle panel) with goob instead of nepnep?

>>87790891
Yes, there has been for a while

>>87790047
Reread his post anon. His post was about not communicating about the break, not about not taking breaks.
No one moved any goalposts. If Gura is really still sick, then there's nothing that can be done, but she should at least let fans know that's why she's been gone the whole month. Being sick doesn't explain why she vanishes completely and doesn't update us.
We don't even know if she's dtill sick or of that's why she's gone. We don't even know if she's coming back this year.
She knew she wasn't coming back this month because she released her anniversary merch on twitter. She's the only one in hololive that disappears like this without saying anything. She just doesn't care about her fans or letting us know what is going on.
I'm sure this will make you angry or emotional because you don't understand who to take your frustration out on, but you know I'm right.

>>87790983
oh, nice. ty!

>>87791067
No problem. There's an uncensored version as well, but I'm having trouble finding it at the moment.

>>87791142
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7524127

>>87791238

imagine not having a tier 3 membership and missing out on the secret streams.

>damage control with a fanfic paragraph because I called him out.
Very cringe. And don't @ me again.

goob night

>>87791318

>>87791397
>blah blah blah
Yeah, we get it. You can't read. Also, you didn't call me out. I wasn't the one who posted the origianl post. I just corrected you because you were wrong.

>>87791668
don't let the dinos bite

>>87791668
Sleep well chumbie

>>87789712
>>87791007
Pretty sure you're the one that's frustrated here seeing how you keep shitting up the threads. Telling you right now that you're not accomplishing anything with this.

>>87791906
Good to know shitposters got each other's back.

>>87791397
I don't know what this is about and I don't care but you asked not to be replied to, so I'm replying to you to be petty, suck my dick

Call me a retard fembud

Shitposters just don't write anything worth reading. Simple.

Shitposters are just horny fembuds looking to let off some steam.

Gura?

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

are fembuds arguing again? eat some chocolate it'll make your pms better

>>87793522

>>87793598
Is that why women love chocolate so much?

>>87793803
Bring me Gura.

>>87793598
Are you a fembud?

>>87794172
You sure like pretending to be me, are you that envious of chumbuds?

>>87794081

>>87774457
>>87758090
I just finished doing reps, this vague explanation literally turns her into a tool for shitposting and tribalfaggotry, most effective one in years. What sort of fan wishes that for their oshi? subhuman last samurai at it again

>>87794747
Are you a fembud?

>>87795042
So buckbroken that you aren't a chumbud that you pretend to be me kek.

>he's still pretending to be me

I think Gura

>>87794747
wtf, I knew management was evil.
Remember years ago when that slimy scumbag from Romania tried to tell me in /ggg/ that "durr, you just don't have job like me who sucks middle management cock" when I complained that Cover managers were clearly evil and incompetent paycheck leeches?
Well, now he antis Gura whereas I stuck by Gura my beloved's side and was proven correct that it's ALL management's fault.

>>87795199
Me too

>>87795391
Sorry, I meant Croatia, not Romania.

>>87794747
I actually watched Ina's talking stream since I was curious as to what happened.
Even though she couldn't give all the details, Ina explained her situation to her fans and made it clear that it was a visa issue and that it was an oversight by Cover and management. She was very frustrated, but she wanted to talk to her fans because she cares about them.
She told them that she wasn't going to be able to stream, how long she would be away for, how she plans to upload some recorded gameplay while she's gone in case they miss her, and she said what she wanted to do and accomplish during her break. She said she'll keep updating her fans, even if it has to be through her manager. She then talked about bringing her mom to Japan to show her how she's been living and sightsee and stuff.
Only a soulless chink retard would take the empathy and kindness she showed her fans and try to spin it as a negative or worry about the perception of others on 4chan of all places.
It takes a lot to catch me off-guard, but you're even more of a subhuman insect than I first thought.

>>87795391
>Remember years ago when that slimy scumbag from Romania tried to tell me in /ggg/ that "durr, you just don't have job like me who sucks middle management cock" when I complained that Cover managers were clearly evil and incompetent paycheck leeches?
...no? Should I?

Gura will be a guest at Marine's sololive
Kiara will be a guest at Gura's sololive (they will perform Aikotoba III)
Gura will be a guest at Mumei's sololive
Mori will give up on her music career because of her lungs
Gura will steal the show every time Ame comes back to Hololive
Gura feels thankful the chumbuds were talking her out of doing react content

Gura wins Chumbuds win

I want to eat the famous manga meat. What is the closest tasting meat to it?

>>87796239
anon, you just called yourself a soulless chink retard cuz that's exactly what you're doing.

>>87796419
This just proves that I'm the last chumbud and Gura will marry me.

>>87796417
HAHALMAODJADKEKEKEKEKE

>>87796239
>perception of others on 4chan of all places.
nice cope faggot, it is everywhere

>>87796459
You don't seem very smart.
How in the world am I framing what Ina did as a negative? Why would anyone say that she shouldn't have talked to her fans about her situation in case retarded antis use it to shitpost like >>87794747 said. How can it even be used to tribalfag?
Are you insane?
If you're somehow suggesting that other holos shouldn't care about their fans or talk to them because it makes Gura look bad or something, then you kindly need to castrate yourself and then set yourself on fire.

>>87797171
you're using it to anti gura, so you're an evil chinkazoid retard, but you already knew that.

>>87796782
No it's not, chankoro. Your position is that Ina shouldn't tell her fans what's going on or talk to them because it *might* make Cover look bad. Guess what, you face-saving obsessed bat-eating faggot? Cover already admitted fault when it happened.
So how about you cut that greasy queue off your tiny, misshapen head and shove it up your ass, you dumb nijisister bitch?

Gura, since you can't do more yuri with Ame, please brag about getting your cunny *censored* raw so we'll get more art from Nyantcha and others.

Some people sure like to get themselves all riled up. I'm kinda jealous of that sort of energy. Almost.

>>87797826
Egg breakfast!!!

Whole lot of angry over something you can't change going on here.

>>87797872

>>87797395
>If you're somehow suggesting that other holos shouldn't care about their fans or talk to them because it makes Gura look bad or something, then you kindly need to castrate yourself and then set yourself on fire.
I'll let you choose between a rusty, dull boxcutter, a scalpel made out of salt and chili powder, or a pair of nail clippers.

>>87797982
>if
but i am not. you're just a gura anti abusing the ina situation to anti gura, and spamming insults cuz you're a chinkazoid.

>>87798301
Nope, that's exactly what you're doing.
Get cutting, faggot. You'll never need them anyway.

>>87798646
ogey, how bout you spam your little samefag ritual posts or halo discussion instead of being an anti again.

>>87798743
Are you a fembud?

>>87798858
Don't pretend to be me.

I love Gura

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>87799004
Dessert!!!

I love baconGura

>>87799067

I don't know what's going on in here, but I really love Gura.

>>87799174
Don't worry about it, some sexually frustrated fembuds are taking out their pent up desires on the thread.

>>87799002
im going to need to see some proof in the form of a white sticky material

>>87799271
I want to push my pp inside a fembud

Gura is a genius.
She can make a new viral meme just like that. snap!

I want to palm dinogura's tummy and hear it make a bouncyball noise.

did she unfollow someone? or im guessing maybe someone deleted their account on twitter? she hasnt been active for a while after all, and unfollowing seems petty

anyway whats up with the surge of gura anticipation what am i missing? is it doob related copium?

I want to rub dino tummy

I want to rub fembud cunny

New Stellaris DLC soon and biotech is my favorite so I'm looking forward to the new system of capturing monsters inside giant spheres. I hope Nintendo doesn't sue them.
Also, there is a new Factorio DLC after all this time with new biomes.
Plus there's Age of Wonders 4 DLC and Against the Storm DLC.
Looks like us strategy chads are winning.

>>87800274
I should buy factorio. Seems like it could consume my life for a while

>>87800448
It's satisfying to make all the trains run smoothly.

I miss bag fembud

>>87756570
she doesn't care about streaming but she wants to stay and keep getting free money and do like 1 performance a year, ultimate neet life unlocked

Took a 5 hour nap and just woke up. Now what the hell am I supposed to do

>>87802202
I miss taking 6 hour naps but it really screwed with my sleep schedule so I stopped.