/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

Ina=Suisei
Ame=Aqua

Mumei is a whore

(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!

I love Ina!

I love Artia!

KIARA LOVE

Play APEX

I understand why Gura likes Mei so much now. She's so retarded it's adorable.

Matsuri is cute while singing the ABC song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lkY6F3cOW8

LETS GOO

Guys, I think

What?
Is she a daughter of some ENmanager?
How did she pass audition?

>Beter

>>8775875
Don't put cuckowl next to Subaru thanks

Mumei is the retarded daughter that I want but will never have

How can this girl be so dumb?

My girl is a fucking retard guys

This is kino

>>8776038
don't

>>8776014
very good acting, that much is true

>>8775919
French hands typed this

how could anybody possibly believe this cute dork has years of experience streaming

EY BETER

>>8775954
Mumei is EN Ayame..

>>8776008
Yes.

Ok maybe if she does a karaoke we'll understand why this useless owl was hired. Hopefully. Because right now I don't fucking get it.

Why does /vt/ hate me?

I love Kronii

Shitty mic too much room sound

I'm pretty sure Kiara is ovulating right now

>>8776038

>>8776056
>merely pretending

How the fuck she passed the audition?

Part of me hopes Owl never stops being an anxious wreck, those shaky voice laughs are great.

ANOTHER issue...

>>8776014
So retarded she makes Gura look smart.

Picture the number of hololive rejects watching this, seething

she's so fucking retarded, I love it

Is Mumei competeing with Ina in the "lowes volume" cathegory?

>>8775909
i love ina too

gWAHk

Kiara's membership is so worthwhile and she isn't even my oshi. But she's so cute and laid-back in these streams.

>>8776060
I don't even know

Mumei...........................

>>8776039
Her boyfriend is friend with HoloEN managers

Is Construction one of the better simulator games?

>>8776008
ALMOST, anon. ALMOST.

>TFW went all in on owlcoin
I'M GONNA BE RICH BOYS

whu u dumb fucks think this girl had 1m subs before if she streams like THIS

Is she the Aqua of EN?

>>8776038

>>8776039
She's Ina's niece

Goodbye my ears

Gura's still more retarded, right?

Mumei...

>Dumber than a space baby
Nice oshi, Owlkeks

is this lobotomoe?

Jesas

Bros, I was so close..

>>8776005
Knowing this board, she's right

Cute shriek

>>8775954
A-ayame bro...

Mumei...

>playing german autism simulator games

>>8776038
Nice!

>>8776059
What's the most crack ship you have art of?

Mumei....

This is fucking hilarious

She's extremely autistic, it's cute

She has nice shrieks at least

Okay, clearly this girl doesn't have any streaming experience. So the question that has to be asked is why exactly was she hired?

i very much enjoy that they all have extremely unique voices
that's the best part about Hololive

>>8775954

>>8776060
how could anyone possibly believe this scuff isn’t even partially staged to be more interesting

Cute barn owl skretch!

This is like Gura but better holy shit.

>Puts Wolfsheim on google translate
>Wolfsheim is a band in Germany
GUYS, SHE IS THE ORC

Oh my god this is amazing.
I feel bad for her, but this is great.

My fucking ears Mumei.

>>8775975
recruiter probably saw her previous life's sub count, and heard a similiar voice to gura and thought they struck gold again.

Is she unironically reeee-ing?

Mumei... you can do it!

I don't know what to say

Kiara is sounds really happy right now

Holy fuck this is cracking me up

>>8775957
We don't want the fucking chicken. And we're not giving away Nenechi.
Irys for Polka. Take it or leave it.

Does she legit doesn't know how to stream or something? Reminder that owlfags never win.

>>8776102
onion actually knows about computers tho

>>8776101
She'll get smarter when she stops being nervous

I love her outbursts bros...

>>8776087
As an Ina fan, she's crushing Ina in the quietest department.

Meimei a cute!
Dare I say, the cutest!

>people unironically falling for it

She's becoming stupider every stream guys
Are you ready for a month from now when she's completely braindead

>>8776142
She's cute.

SANA HAS LESS SUB THAN THIS GIRL!?

Who is she?

I'm beginning to think that she must be single, because a man would be able to fix all of this.

i am in total fucking awe by this stream, I seriously dont even know what to say or think
i do have a massive smile on my face though

AAAAAAHHHHHH WHY DO I LOVE RETARDS SO MUCH

Mumei reminds me of Kiara's first week.

>>8776148
Yeah, everything is scripted. Can't believe retards still think otherwise.

Oh no, Im starting to like her...

rrat

>>8776039
she slept with loserbait

Nice "Streamer" you got there holoEN, by far the worst holo in all branches and damn you have some heavy competition like Anya, Iofi and Mel

>the WKAFKLFSKSFJChiem?

How can someone so dumb be a functional member of society?

>17k viewers for this shit

Ok now THIS is skufkino

>>8776148
>no bro shes actually a master manipulator

Is this Aqua tier

>>8776083
What an accomplishment!

owl is for ______

>this was the rumored gura killer

This is a trainwreck

>>8776165
>trading the embodiment of hope for a depressed clown
I don't know...

>>8776079
1m subs

>>8776091
Shes even cuter than usual today!

Mumei is definite proof that the entirety of EN2 is friends of EN1 hires. How else did she get in?

Why hasn't there been a giant game of TF2 between all the gens yet?

>>8776183
FOR REALLLLLL

>>8776183
I can't believe Mei is literally Lex Luthor

>>8776185
SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT
SHE DIDN'T EARN IT

Haha, time for shitkino!
She really should wait to play this with friends.

>>8776183
*pisses on you*

>>8776103
She never streamed on YouTube and was a 100 viewer Twitch streamer.

I love this cute retarded owl...

KIARA STOP PLAYING FALL GUYS AND HELP YOUR RETARDED KOUHAI

this girl was deemed better by Cover scouts than thousands of others. the absolute state of those who didnt make it that they lost to this

>>8776142
I happen to not have any reason to believe the current rrat, go watch Korone's debut and stop trying to judge how much streaming experience anyone has.

Being used goods aside, she's just not very entertaining.

It's been 20 mins

Holy shit this girl isn't real, but I'm smiling

PROFESSIONAL STREAMER WITH 1 MILLION SUBS BTW

To think I believed she was going to be my oshi when EN2 was announced.

I'm having a blast watching this train wreck

Owl has come a schizo... she's hearing things.

amazing how they found people to make gen 1 look like seasoned streamers

It has been 20 minutes.

>>8776210
You shut your whore mouth.

I can save her...

Someone, anyone come save this owl

Was Kiara this clueless at the beginning of her days?

>>8776217
>functional member of society

>>8776210
She's somehow even worse than Mori, incredible

what is 5ch reaction, they like her, r-right?

This streamer is more retarded than your oshi. How jealous are you?

>>8776239
Because nobody plays that game

>>8776142
The more broken you are the more you qualify

>>8774579
I know that's why he was fired, I was commenting on what Cover wanted out of him wrt. future pornographic work involving Hololive characters.

>>8776069
Vt hates Hololive.

>>8776183
If this is an act, she's the best actor in hololive.

what was that music

>Chat is refering to bird sounds in game
>She thinks its them making fun of her

>>8776039
fuck you for reposting this reaction pic all the time I need to fap to that doujin again

>>8776185
east asian racism, pls andastand

>>8776102
No way, aqua has autism smarts. Mumei is just a retard.

She's gonna fit very well with the Holobirds.

Is she using a computer for the first time?

STOP BULLYING HER SHE'S TRYING HER BEST

>>8776060
Her streams sucked. A twitch 2view until she advertised on her YT channel and then only managed ~100 viewers after vtuber debut after HoloEN.

>>8775975
They tried to get a second Gura. Similar content as an indie, stream hours as an indie, and similar girlish voice.

>>8776192
Who?

I want to marry Kiara and hold her delicate body tightly in my arms while I stare into her beautiful sparkling eyes and kiss her tenderly more than usual today!

oh god she's crumbling

>>8776259
what the fuck it feels like 5

I'm thinking kino

i wish mumei used her real voice instead of chicken voice...

>>8776278
Somehow even worse.
But Mumei is trying her best to set a new record.

>>8776183
I kneel to the 500IQ Owl

she just keeps getting dumber and dumber

I would be saving her so hard if superchat was enabled....

they declined my audition for this.

CRINGE SCUFF KINO

>>8776218
Connor was right

>>8775655
I dunno man, she probably has some hidden talent, every bird chuuba I seen has SOMETHING
Maybe she can make rally good storybook that she made herself reading streams like Fuyumi?
Maybe she's amazing musical machine like Athena?
We must just not know her talent yet, who knows maybe it's something like linguistic history based on her avatar?

>>8776142
She is the best roleplayer in hololive and showing it right now.

She's obviously pretending, how can anyone watch this...

>>8776278
yes
you should go check out her very first minecraft stream for some real sufferkino

>clop clop clop
oh no

>CLOP CLOP CLOP

>>8776218
Jelly, reject?

What the fuck did she do to her setup?

>>8776115
They're both retarded in their own right

SAVEEEEEE
I HAVE TO SAVEEE

>>8776251
SHE HAS TO FINISH YAKUZA! NO MATTER WHAT!

>>8776091
That's when she drops the best gossip and slays the best rrats too. Great value

i love this retard

poor owl, peak holobirds is still far ahead

This is like watching week 1 Gura again. I love it.

>>8776237
I don't get it. She could stream normally in her previous life. Are 15k views really that much worse than a few hundred?

>>8776344
UOOOHH anon cunny

She has to be pretending

>>8776351
>pretending

That's it, it isn't her.

Cover... with all the money in the word and inability to hire a proper IT guy... it's been 4 years, come the fuck on. How can every single Holo have the same issues and not a single person is hired to fix it?

Apologize.

>>8776183
..falling for what?

>>8776014
>Gura on someone that can't sing: I love their singing!
>Gura on someone that's dumber: I love how cute she is!
Goddamn Lex Luthor...

Owls don’t have ears so they can’t hear so this fits her character
I like it

>>8776149
Better at putting me to sleep maybe

>>8776344
No trannies allowed.

So can we please agree that Mumei was the reason the debut was delayed and probably also the one who had to stay up all night talking to Kiara?

I legit cant tell if she's pretending to be a retard or she's genuinely mentally impaired

SHE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE OH MY FUCKING GODF

>clop

>>8776069
Why would i like you in the first place? Just cause you passed an audition?

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8776210
>Lofi
Who?

Graduation Simulator 2021

RESTART THE GAME
REEEEEEEEEEE

both normalfags and /vt/ eat this "cute retarded girl" shit up
I told you fags, TRUST THE PLAN

graduation RTA stream?

>>8776079
Sana and Kronii were recommended by Ina but Mumei was recommended by Gura

>>8776253
HoloEN scouts are numberfags

>>8776278
Tech/gamewise I'd say yes but I feel early Kiara did a better job talking.
I could be full of shit though

Imagine all the experienced streamers or talented singers watching this stream right now and realizing what they got passed up for.

She got in cuz she's DSP's niece

>>8776115
You know what chumbud, I think your oshi has finally been outdone in that department

>>8776351
>pic related

I'm starting to think I like this girl.
No way it's her... this owl is too retarded and I don't think she'd be that good of an actress.
Her voice and mannerisms are really cute.
I mean the Fauna thing is 100% confirmed but this never was, it was only a guess based on some similarities.

>>8776253
I'd rope myself honestly

>>8776376
>Still thinking that's her
Anon there's no way this girl has streamed before. The rrats are dead

Ok, seriously how the fuck she even pass the auditions?

Imagine failing in the holoEN audiences and then watch this dumb Owl "streaming"

>>8776344
At least you're not a schizo...

>>8776115
Gura is merely pretending

Oh nyooooo~

>>8774964
https://files.catbox.moe/evn4b5.png
Hmm?

Oh god she's falling apart, someone fuck her quick

It's been 20 minutes

>>8776222
first of all, something like this doesnt take a lex luthor type intellect to plan, second of all im commending this shit because im kinda entertained by the ‘scuff’ at this point

>I'm bird noises

Kek

RATE THE STREAM AGAIN

So, is Mumei the most seiso holo?

>>8776394
Both.

Jesus christ

RATE IT

How long until she shows her desktop and doxxes herself?

RATE THE STREAM (again)

So how long will it take until we get a Kiara Minecraft RTA (Mumei Editon)?

If this is actually all scripted then it is a 10/10 stream.

what the fuck is happening

>>8776421
Digital Signal Processor?

Huh, I'm shadow banned in her chat

So this is Maneater - 2021 Edition?

>>8776322
I'M SORRY SHE JUST MAKES EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING WANT TO BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF HER!

did cover pick up some random girl with a cute voice? im imagining her sitting in a dusty attic with literally zero idea as to how to stream and no idea wtf is going on

Chat has to do tech support. The true girlfriend experience.

>>8776358
Not that one, this one was worse. https://youtu.be/T9wkMEbtCD4

ame or ina please come save your kouhai

>>8776391
I believe this

Connor was right

I fucking love my retarded owl wife.

>>8776060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qap7HFEx_oM
not that I believe the mumei rrat

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to the processing screen

Will we finish the puzzle before she fixes it?
https://jigex.com/ttqkW

She's saviorfag heaven holy shit

LOOK AT THE PERKY BOOB JUST LOOK AT IT IT'S SO PERKY OH MY GOD

>I can't hear the game
It's one of these shitty german simulators, what if the game simply has no sound up to this point?

>>8775875
Holobirds cannot remain the strongest race if Mumei is there...

>>8776239
That would be cool but the game is pretty janky for people who aren't familiar with it

>>8776344
you need to actually be a woman

on the bright side, i really like her loading screen music.

>>8776344
not now orc

This music is pure kino
everything is pure kino

so this is the power of hololive....

Owl....

>Already pandering to PROTECC and saviorfag
>Her gimmick is just le EN curse
Yeah, she's not even that cute

>>8776391
>Council was supposed to debut with IRyS but Mumei was fucking lost

>>8776115
I want to watch Gura and Mei try to build a pc together. Collab when?

RATE THE STREAM

>>8776326
same honestly. it's getting to be a problem...

>>8776278
Yes but Kiara can talk so it wasn't as bad.

beep beep

>>8776452
She doesn't even know what sex is

Dick mushed her brains in

the best part is despite all this retarded shit she stays positive instead of crying about it

>this stream

>>8776444
cookie monster LOVE

>>8776253
To be fair, she's really fucking cute.

This is peak entertainment for all the wrong reasons.

>>8776444
Forbidden pubes...

She's gonna call her b******d to help.

>>8776431
>Still thinking isn't her
just.. give up owlbro.

>>8774964
That's a very cool tree, anon.

>>8776232
Alright final offer. Irys for Polka and Matsuri.
Sign your name here.

>>8776344
It's okay, R. Ratman, maybe next time.

>>8776228
Education!

This is embarrassing

>>8776483
I was just thinking of that fucking clip as I was watching this

So if Gura is Lex Luthor, what does that make Mumei?

>>8776278
Kiara's early stream weren't even "scuffkino" they were painfulto watch

Her bgm is the cherry on top of this retardkino stream

>>8776418
I'm pretty sure there were none of those anon based on how Kiara was talking about people who want to get into Hololive. When you think about how the 5 we got are the best, that means everyone else was just that much worse. Remember that 50% of the world is retarded.

>>8776344
london?

this is an act right?
all an elaborate ruse??

>>8776463
any minute now

Kino confirmed
Imagine the one year anniversary

>>8776218
I'm just waiting for her to accidentally show her desktop and HoloEN discord

>>8776449
jesus you are a retard

>>8776444
Oh a blue tree

>>8776335
oh cool, she's getting "real voice" fags now too huh

>>8776444
The forbidden one....

>>8776115
GURA MOGGED

Stupid owl

I can hear the tears in her eyes forming... I can save her...
PLEASE LET ME BUY HER A NEW PC

>>8776106
So, her Ina'niece?

This is fucking hilarious

Where the fuck is her boyfriend? Why don't you help her out, faggot

How is this bird so cute and dumb?

Why can't I stop smiling
Help

>>8776337
Seeing her progress to be a good streamer will be most rewarding then

>>8776351
This is some next level Gura is acttually a manipulative sociopath shit

Not like this.

How fucking pathetic.

>She can hear it but we can't now.
This is wonderful.

>>8776506
I don't care what they do, I cannot wait for them to collab

>>8776344
Are you a whore or had sex with at least two guys before?
Are you within Ina's circle?

If you said no to either of those questions then its an instant rejection.

>>8776469
I'm shadow banned in every EN2 chat.

>>8776476
that's the one I was thinking of
I must've got the order wrong but I remember this stream being really rough on her

>>8776115
yeah I think gura lost on this one

So what, shes got everything going to her headset and not OBS or whatever?

Alright, I'm starting to feel bad for her.

Dont worry guys. Her bf is on the way to provide tech support

>>8776384
fuck off

>>8776466
it’s as scripted as sana’s little landing video with the spaghettification. kino i say, kino.

>>8776526
Already on better footing than the Maneater stream.
This is a good thing. That means the EN1s are being good senpai.

>>8776431
She's either a master-class actor and a mastermind who changed her streaming gear and voice... or she's actually is this incompetent.
Occam's Razor.

Literally made for bullying

To be fair I haven't laughed at any other stream as much as this so there's that

>>8776222
She actually has amnesia after a suicide attempt

I want to SAAAAAAAAAAVE but at the same time I want to punch her in the belly

>>8776537
I'm here shitposting with you guys

Imagine being the numberfag that hired her

>>8776489
shieeeeet nigguh that's a phat nipple

>>8776444
oh no meidos don't look!

All this troubleshooting might be better than the game itself

>>8776505
anon was referring to the 1 day delay

Why doesn't someone from EN1 that has experience reach out to her on discord and help? If not them at least her genmates, jesus.

>Manages to get through a debut stream with minimal scuff
>Gets through a solo Journey stream just fine
>Completely fucks her next solo stream
D-Did she get replaced?

This is really funny, but she's probably dying on the inside

>>8776421
DSP holo when?

>>8776115
ADHD versus alzheimer's

Bitch move your mic closer to your mouth I feel like I'm watching an indie

>Oh bird noises? You mean me?
>You guys are trolling me!
>O-oh wait you mean literal bird noises
This has to be fucking bit no one is this dumb

I'm enjoying watching dramafags getting more desperate and deranged by the second

>>8776489
PERKIER YOU FUCK

>>8776526
yes GO MUMEI GO

So she's pretending right? So people won't think she was a streamer in the past?

>>8775995
sex

She's simulating the first week of zoom calls when work from home started...

how is a [work] simulator a game?

SHE DID IT

>>8776424
holy level of cope

>singing the music instead since nobody can hear it
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I really want to give this retarded owl a hug

In one hand, this is embarrassing
But in the other hand, this should kill the rrats

SHE DID IT!

>>8776344
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

SHE DID IT

wow, Mumei is a fucking disaster. Easily the worst of her gen.

>>8776635
Why does Mumei attract ryona fetishists now, what did I miss

Bros....NijiEN is definetly superior to Holo Council....

It's been 24 minutes.

My daughterwife is so fucking retarded

>>8776413
>kronii
Not all Koreans know each other

>>8776444
Thats some weird mold on that stick

It only took her 25 minutes! That's some serious skill!

>>8776661
>Germans

DOUBTERS = BTFO

SHE'S GONNA CRY

>>8776607
Everyone here has had sex with at least two guys before.

>>8776642
I know, I was exaggerating for comedic purposes!

>>8776469
How can you even tell? I only post in chats I'm membered to.

I think I'm in love...

This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. I love her already.

>>8776483
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
I fucking hate agreeing with him

Christ, you can hear how disappointed she is in herself in her fake laugh.

Mumei is the standup comedian who bombs 8 jokes in a row but doesn't get booed offstage because she's a hilarious trainwreck giving everyone nervous awkward laughter whenever she so much as makes a slight gesture

So the "I forgor" bit wasn't an actual bit?

I think she's about to cry...

>>8776547
QRD?

IT ONLY TOOK 24 MINUTES

SHE DID IT

SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

>>8776647
>replaced
Mumei actor replacement theory is real....

>>8776476
Was this the one with Jenma's pc?

>>8776183
Gura...this bird is stealing your Lex Luthor identity

>>8774964
>It's an armpit

>>8776444
It's and armpit... right?

>>8776550
Lenny Luthor

What the FUCK is going on?

>>8776444
T-THAT COLOR?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8776115
Gura's not even dumb, she's just a little airheaded sometimes. She figured out Rimworld the other day perfectly fine and she says some wise things occasionally.

>>8776444
BAsED

>>8776278
Much much worse.

It only took half an hour to start the actual stream LET'S GOOOO

>>8776685
not even close u fucking rodent

FINAL DESTINATION, FOX ONLY, NO ITEMS
LET'S GOOO KIARA!

>>8776115
No. Mumei is definitely more retarded than Gura

>>8776565
how lmao, i can acknowledge that these technical issues are part of her act and still be amused.

>>8776504
stop shitposting using my oshi pic, tako

all of this work for this shit game. KINO

>>8776645
Ame's probably still asleep

>>8776685
NijiEN's only good streamer is Selen, so no.

Moomay...

My fellow coworkers, I am here today to say our boss is a very cute autist.

>>8776662
>>8776674
>>8776675
>she

>>8776593
Oh absolutely.
It'd be scarier if she actually didn't fuck up her solo streams at the start.

>>8776608
Gura is also shadowbanned in her chat

>>8776626
I think maybe a combo of the two (got completely new streaming gear/setup, but doesn't really understand how to use is) could be a simple-enough explanation too

Either Mumei is Lex Luthor Max or she's actually not her and just a completely retarded random cute girl

What do you think?

>>8776278
On the technical side yes, but Kiara has been good at speaking from the beginning

>>8776344
Better luck next time, try applying to the other company.
And I say that unironically. You'd have more fun and freedom being over with the fairy and her friends.

>chat covers half of the game
This really is her third time streaming

>>8776626
>>8767125
Found this while following that furnigger cross-thread. Can any art autists confirm any of the shit mentioned in that post?

The "EN curse" is just female incompetence

ID Gen3 be this bad, r-right?

>>8776385
Don't use my oshi to shitpost about her cute kohai

>>8776654
P-PLEASE UNDERSTAND

I FUCKIGN WISH SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND SO HE COULD FIX ALL HER TECH ISSUES
FUCK
IM GONNA SAVE HER
I'M DRIVING TO THE LOCAL OWL SANTUARY