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Hololive Global
I love Ina!
Ina=SuiseiAme=Aqua
Mumei is a whore
(BIG VOICE) I LOVE SANA!
I love Artia!
KIARA LOVE
Play APEX
I understand why Gura likes Mei so much now. She's so retarded it's adorable.
Matsuri is cute while singing the ABC song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lkY6F3cOW8
LETS GOO
Guys, I think
What?Is she a daughter of some ENmanager?How did she pass audition?
>Beter
>>8775875Don't put cuckowl next to Subaru thanks
Mumei is the retarded daughter that I want but will never have
How can this girl be so dumb?
My girl is a fucking retard guys
This is kino
>>8776038don't
>>8776014very good acting, that much is true
>>8775919French hands typed this
how could anybody possibly believe this cute dork has years of experience streaming
EY BETER
>>8775954Mumei is EN Ayame..
>>8776008Yes.
Ok maybe if she does a karaoke we'll understand why this useless owl was hired. Hopefully. Because right now I don't fucking get it.
Why does /vt/ hate me?
I love Kronii
Shitty mic too much room sound
I'm pretty sure Kiara is ovulating right now
>>8776038
>>8776056>merely pretending
How the fuck she passed the audition?
Part of me hopes Owl never stops being an anxious wreck, those shaky voice laughs are great.
ANOTHER issue...
>>8776014So retarded she makes Gura look smart.
Picture the number of hololive rejects watching this, seething
she's so fucking retarded, I love it
Is Mumei competeing with Ina in the "lowes volume" cathegory?
>>8775909i love ina too
gWAHk
Kiara's membership is so worthwhile and she isn't even my oshi. But she's so cute and laid-back in these streams.
>>8776060I don't even know
Mumei...........................
>>8776039Her boyfriend is friend with HoloEN managers
Is Construction one of the better simulator games?
>>8776008ALMOST, anon. ALMOST.
>TFW went all in on owlcoinI'M GONNA BE RICH BOYS
whu u dumb fucks think this girl had 1m subs before if she streams like THIS
Is she the Aqua of EN?
>>8776039She's Ina's niece
Goodbye my ears
Gura's still more retarded, right?
Mumei...
>Dumber than a space babyNice oshi, Owlkeks
is this lobotomoe?
Jesas
Bros, I was so close..
>>8776005Knowing this board, she's right
Cute shriek
>>8775954A-ayame bro...
>playing german autism simulator games
>>8776038Nice!
>>8776059What's the most crack ship you have art of?
Mumei....
This is fucking hilarious
She's extremely autistic, it's cute
She has nice shrieks at least
Okay, clearly this girl doesn't have any streaming experience. So the question that has to be asked is why exactly was she hired?
i very much enjoy that they all have extremely unique voicesthat's the best part about Hololive
>>8775954
>>8776060how could anyone possibly believe this scuff isn’t even partially staged to be more interesting
Cute barn owl skretch!
This is like Gura but better holy shit.
>Puts Wolfsheim on google translate>Wolfsheim is a band in GermanyGUYS, SHE IS THE ORC
Oh my god this is amazing.I feel bad for her, but this is great.
My fucking ears Mumei.
>>8775975recruiter probably saw her previous life's sub count, and heard a similiar voice to gura and thought they struck gold again.
Is she unironically reeee-ing?
Mumei... you can do it!
I don't know what to say
Kiara is sounds really happy right now
Holy fuck this is cracking me up
>>8775957We don't want the fucking chicken. And we're not giving away Nenechi.Irys for Polka. Take it or leave it.
Does she legit doesn't know how to stream or something? Reminder that owlfags never win.
>>8776102onion actually knows about computers tho
>>8776101She'll get smarter when she stops being nervous
I love her outbursts bros...
>>8776087As an Ina fan, she's crushing Ina in the quietest department.
Meimei a cute!Dare I say, the cutest!
>people unironically falling for it
She's becoming stupider every stream guysAre you ready for a month from now when she's completely braindead
>>8776142She's cute.
SANA HAS LESS SUB THAN THIS GIRL!?
Who is she?
I'm beginning to think that she must be single, because a man would be able to fix all of this.
i am in total fucking awe by this stream, I seriously dont even know what to say or thinki do have a massive smile on my face though
AAAAAAHHHHHH WHY DO I LOVE RETARDS SO MUCH
Mumei reminds me of Kiara's first week.
>>8776148Yeah, everything is scripted. Can't believe retards still think otherwise.
Oh no, Im starting to like her...
rrat
>>8776039she slept with loserbait
Nice "Streamer" you got there holoEN, by far the worst holo in all branches and damn you have some heavy competition like Anya, Iofi and Mel
>the WKAFKLFSKSFJChiem?
How can someone so dumb be a functional member of society?
>17k viewers for this shit
Ok now THIS is skufkino
>>8776148>no bro shes actually a master manipulator
Is this Aqua tier
>>8776083What an accomplishment!
owl is for ______
>this was the rumored gura killer
This is a trainwreck
>>8776165>trading the embodiment of hope for a depressed clownI don't know...
>>87760791m subs
>>8776091Shes even cuter than usual today!
Mumei is definite proof that the entirety of EN2 is friends of EN1 hires. How else did she get in?
Why hasn't there been a giant game of TF2 between all the gens yet?
>>8776183FOR REALLLLLL
>>8776183I can't believe Mei is literally Lex Luthor
>>8776185SHE DOESN'T DESERVE ITSHE DIDN'T EARN IT
Haha, time for shitkino!She really should wait to play this with friends.
>>8776183*pisses on you*
>>8776103She never streamed on YouTube and was a 100 viewer Twitch streamer.
I love this cute retarded owl...
KIARA STOP PLAYING FALL GUYS AND HELP YOUR RETARDED KOUHAI
this girl was deemed better by Cover scouts than thousands of others. the absolute state of those who didnt make it that they lost to this
>>8776142I happen to not have any reason to believe the current rrat, go watch Korone's debut and stop trying to judge how much streaming experience anyone has.
Being used goods aside, she's just not very entertaining.
It's been 20 mins
Holy shit this girl isn't real, but I'm smiling
PROFESSIONAL STREAMER WITH 1 MILLION SUBS BTW
To think I believed she was going to be my oshi when EN2 was announced.
I'm having a blast watching this train wreck
Owl has come a schizo... she's hearing things.
amazing how they found people to make gen 1 look like seasoned streamers
It has been 20 minutes.
>>8776210You shut your whore mouth.
I can save her...
Someone, anyone come save this owl
Was Kiara this clueless at the beginning of her days?
>>8776217>functional member of society
>>8776210She's somehow even worse than Mori, incredible
what is 5ch reaction, they like her, r-right?
This streamer is more retarded than your oshi. How jealous are you?
>>8776239Because nobody plays that game
>>8776142The more broken you are the more you qualify
>>8774579I know that's why he was fired, I was commenting on what Cover wanted out of him wrt. future pornographic work involving Hololive characters.
>>8776069Vt hates Hololive.
>>8776183If this is an act, she's the best actor in hololive.
what was that music
>Chat is refering to bird sounds in game>She thinks its them making fun of her
>>8776039fuck you for reposting this reaction pic all the time I need to fap to that doujin again
>>8776185east asian racism, pls andastand
>>8776102No way, aqua has autism smarts. Mumei is just a retard.
She's gonna fit very well with the Holobirds.
Is she using a computer for the first time?
STOP BULLYING HER SHE'S TRYING HER BEST
>>8776060Her streams sucked. A twitch 2view until she advertised on her YT channel and then only managed ~100 viewers after vtuber debut after HoloEN.>>8775975They tried to get a second Gura. Similar content as an indie, stream hours as an indie, and similar girlish voice.
>>8776192Who?
I want to marry Kiara and hold her delicate body tightly in my arms while I stare into her beautiful sparkling eyes and kiss her tenderly more than usual today!
oh god she's crumbling
>>8776259what the fuck it feels like 5
I'm thinking kino
i wish mumei used her real voice instead of chicken voice...
>>8776278Somehow even worse.But Mumei is trying her best to set a new record.
>>8776183I kneel to the 500IQ Owl
she just keeps getting dumber and dumber
I would be saving her so hard if superchat was enabled....
they declined my audition for this.
CRINGE SCUFF KINO
>>8776218Connor was right
>>8775655I dunno man, she probably has some hidden talent, every bird chuuba I seen has SOMETHINGMaybe she can make rally good storybook that she made herself reading streams like Fuyumi?Maybe she's amazing musical machine like Athena?We must just not know her talent yet, who knows maybe it's something like linguistic history based on her avatar?
>>8776142She is the best roleplayer in hololive and showing it right now.
She's obviously pretending, how can anyone watch this...
>>8776278yesyou should go check out her very first minecraft stream for some real sufferkino
>clop clop clopoh no
>CLOP CLOP CLOP
>>8776218Jelly, reject?
What the fuck did she do to her setup?
>>8776115They're both retarded in their own right
SAVEEEEEEI HAVE TO SAVEEE
>>8776251SHE HAS TO FINISH YAKUZA! NO MATTER WHAT!
>>8776091That's when she drops the best gossip and slays the best rrats too. Great value
i love this retard
poor owl, peak holobirds is still far ahead
This is like watching week 1 Gura again. I love it.
>>8776237I don't get it. She could stream normally in her previous life. Are 15k views really that much worse than a few hundred?
>>8776344UOOOHH anon cunny
She has to be pretending
>>8776351>pretending
That's it, it isn't her.
Cover... with all the money in the word and inability to hire a proper IT guy... it's been 4 years, come the fuck on. How can every single Holo have the same issues and not a single person is hired to fix it?
Apologize.
>>8776183..falling for what?
>>8776014>Gura on someone that can't sing: I love their singing!>Gura on someone that's dumber: I love how cute she is!Goddamn Lex Luthor...
Owls don’t have ears so they can’t hear so this fits her characterI like it
>>8776149Better at putting me to sleep maybe
>>8776344No trannies allowed.
So can we please agree that Mumei was the reason the debut was delayed and probably also the one who had to stay up all night talking to Kiara?
I legit cant tell if she's pretending to be a retard or she's genuinely mentally impaired
SHE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE OH MY FUCKING GODF
>clop
>>8776069Why would i like you in the first place? Just cause you passed an audition?
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8776210>LofiWho?
Graduation Simulator 2021
RESTART THE GAME REEEEEEEEEEE
both normalfags and /vt/ eat this "cute retarded girl" shit upI told you fags, TRUST THE PLAN
graduation RTA stream?
>>8776079Sana and Kronii were recommended by Ina but Mumei was recommended by Gura
>>8776253HoloEN scouts are numberfags
>>8776278Tech/gamewise I'd say yes but I feel early Kiara did a better job talking.I could be full of shit though
Imagine all the experienced streamers or talented singers watching this stream right now and realizing what they got passed up for.
She got in cuz she's DSP's niece
>>8776115You know what chumbud, I think your oshi has finally been outdone in that department
>>8776351>pic related
I'm starting to think I like this girl.No way it's her... this owl is too retarded and I don't think she'd be that good of an actress.Her voice and mannerisms are really cute.I mean the Fauna thing is 100% confirmed but this never was, it was only a guess based on some similarities.
>>8776253I'd rope myself honestly
>>8776376>Still thinking that's herAnon there's no way this girl has streamed before. The rrats are dead
Ok, seriously how the fuck she even pass the auditions? Imagine failing in the holoEN audiences and then watch this dumb Owl "streaming"
>>8776344At least you're not a schizo...
>>8776115Gura is merely pretending
Oh nyooooo~
>>8774964https://files.catbox.moe/evn4b5.pngHmm?
Oh god she's falling apart, someone fuck her quick
It's been 20 minutes
>>8776222first of all, something like this doesnt take a lex luthor type intellect to plan, second of all im commending this shit because im kinda entertained by the ‘scuff’ at this point
>I'm bird noisesKek
RATE THE STREAM AGAIN
So, is Mumei the most seiso holo?
>>8776394Both.
Jesus christ
RATE IT
How long until she shows her desktop and doxxes herself?
RATE THE STREAM (again)
So how long will it take until we get a Kiara Minecraft RTA (Mumei Editon)?
If this is actually all scripted then it is a 10/10 stream.
what the fuck is happening
>>8776421Digital Signal Processor?
Huh, I'm shadow banned in her chat
So this is Maneater - 2021 Edition?
>>8776322I'M SORRY SHE JUST MAKES EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING WANT TO BULLY THE SHIT OUT OF HER!
did cover pick up some random girl with a cute voice? im imagining her sitting in a dusty attic with literally zero idea as to how to stream and no idea wtf is going on
Chat has to do tech support. The true girlfriend experience.
>>8776358Not that one, this one was worse. https://youtu.be/T9wkMEbtCD4
ame or ina please come save your kouhai
>>8776391I believe this
Connor was right
I fucking love my retarded owl wife.
>>8776060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qap7HFEx_oMnot that I believe the mumei rrat
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to the processing screen
Will we finish the puzzle before she fixes it?https://jigex.com/ttqkW
She's saviorfag heaven holy shit
LOOK AT THE PERKY BOOB JUST LOOK AT IT IT'S SO PERKY OH MY GOD
>I can't hear the gameIt's one of these shitty german simulators, what if the game simply has no sound up to this point?
>>8775875Holobirds cannot remain the strongest race if Mumei is there...
>>8776239That would be cool but the game is pretty janky for people who aren't familiar with it
>>8776344you need to actually be a woman
on the bright side, i really like her loading screen music.
>>8776344not now orc
This music is pure kinoeverything is pure kino
so this is the power of hololive....
Owl....
>Already pandering to PROTECC and saviorfag>Her gimmick is just le EN curseYeah, she's not even that cute
>>8776391>Council was supposed to debut with IRyS but Mumei was fucking lost
>>8776115I want to watch Gura and Mei try to build a pc together. Collab when?
RATE THE STREAM
>>8776326same honestly. it's getting to be a problem...
>>8776278Yes but Kiara can talk so it wasn't as bad.
beep beep
>>8776452She doesn't even know what sex is
Dick mushed her brains in
the best part is despite all this retarded shit she stays positive instead of crying about it
>this stream
>>8776444cookie monster LOVE
>>8776253To be fair, she's really fucking cute.
This is peak entertainment for all the wrong reasons.
>>8776444Forbidden pubes...
She's gonna call her b******d to help.
>>8776431>Still thinking isn't herjust.. give up owlbro.
>>8774964That's a very cool tree, anon.
>>8776232Alright final offer. Irys for Polka and Matsuri. Sign your name here.
>>8776344It's okay, R. Ratman, maybe next time.
>>8776228Education!
This is embarrassing
>>8776483I was just thinking of that fucking clip as I was watching this
So if Gura is Lex Luthor, what does that make Mumei?
>>8776278Kiara's early stream weren't even "scuffkino" they were painfulto watch
Her bgm is the cherry on top of this retardkino stream
>>8776418I'm pretty sure there were none of those anon based on how Kiara was talking about people who want to get into Hololive. When you think about how the 5 we got are the best, that means everyone else was just that much worse. Remember that 50% of the world is retarded.
>>8776344london?
this is an act right? all an elaborate ruse??
>>8776463any minute now
Kino confirmedImagine the one year anniversary
>>8776218I'm just waiting for her to accidentally show her desktop and HoloEN discord
>>8776449jesus you are a retard
>>8776444Oh a blue tree
>>8776335oh cool, she's getting "real voice" fags now too huh
>>8776444The forbidden one....
>>8776115GURA MOGGED
Stupid owl
I can hear the tears in her eyes forming... I can save her...PLEASE LET ME BUY HER A NEW PC
>>8776106So, her Ina'niece?
Where the fuck is her boyfriend? Why don't you help her out, faggot
How is this bird so cute and dumb?
Why can't I stop smilingHelp
>>8776337Seeing her progress to be a good streamer will be most rewarding then
>>8776351This is some next level Gura is acttually a manipulative sociopath shit
Not like this.
How fucking pathetic.
>She can hear it but we can't now.This is wonderful.
>>8776506I don't care what they do, I cannot wait for them to collab
>>8776344Are you a whore or had sex with at least two guys before?Are you within Ina's circle?If you said no to either of those questions then its an instant rejection.
>>8776469I'm shadow banned in every EN2 chat.
>>8776476that's the one I was thinking ofI must've got the order wrong but I remember this stream being really rough on her
>>8776115yeah I think gura lost on this one
So what, shes got everything going to her headset and not OBS or whatever?
Alright, I'm starting to feel bad for her.
Dont worry guys. Her bf is on the way to provide tech support
>>8776384fuck off
>>8776466it’s as scripted as sana’s little landing video with the spaghettification. kino i say, kino.
>>8776526Already on better footing than the Maneater stream. This is a good thing. That means the EN1s are being good senpai.
>>8776431She's either a master-class actor and a mastermind who changed her streaming gear and voice... or she's actually is this incompetent.Occam's Razor.
Literally made for bullying
To be fair I haven't laughed at any other stream as much as this so there's that
>>8776222She actually has amnesia after a suicide attempt
I want to SAAAAAAAAAAVE but at the same time I want to punch her in the belly
>>8776537I'm here shitposting with you guys
Imagine being the numberfag that hired her
>>8776489shieeeeet nigguh that's a phat nipple
>>8776444oh no meidos don't look!
All this troubleshooting might be better than the game itself
>>8776505anon was referring to the 1 day delay
Why doesn't someone from EN1 that has experience reach out to her on discord and help? If not them at least her genmates, jesus.
>Manages to get through a debut stream with minimal scuff>Gets through a solo Journey stream just fine>Completely fucks her next solo streamD-Did she get replaced?
This is really funny, but she's probably dying on the inside
>>8776421DSP holo when?
>>8776115ADHD versus alzheimer's
Bitch move your mic closer to your mouth I feel like I'm watching an indie
>Oh bird noises? You mean me?>You guys are trolling me!>O-oh wait you mean literal bird noisesThis has to be fucking bit no one is this dumb
I'm enjoying watching dramafags getting more desperate and deranged by the second
>>8776489PERKIER YOU FUCK
>>8776526yes GO MUMEI GO
So she's pretending right? So people won't think she was a streamer in the past?
>>8775995sex
She's simulating the first week of zoom calls when work from home started...
how is a [work] simulator a game?
SHE DID IT
>>8776424holy level of cope
>singing the music instead since nobody can hear itAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I really want to give this retarded owl a hug
In one hand, this is embarrassingBut in the other hand, this should kill the rrats
SHE DID IT!
>>8776344L O N D O NONDON
wow, Mumei is a fucking disaster. Easily the worst of her gen.
>>8776635Why does Mumei attract ryona fetishists now, what did I miss
Bros....NijiEN is definetly superior to Holo Council....
It's been 24 minutes.
My daughterwife is so fucking retarded
>>8776413>kroniiNot all Koreans know each other
>>8776444Thats some weird mold on that stick
It only took her 25 minutes! That's some serious skill!
>>8776661>Germans
DOUBTERS = BTFO
SHE'S GONNA CRY
>>8776607Everyone here has had sex with at least two guys before.
>>8776642I know, I was exaggerating for comedic purposes!
>>8776469How can you even tell? I only post in chats I'm membered to.
I think I'm in love...
This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. I love her already.
>>8776483SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I fucking hate agreeing with him
Christ, you can hear how disappointed she is in herself in her fake laugh.
Mumei is the standup comedian who bombs 8 jokes in a row but doesn't get booed offstage because she's a hilarious trainwreck giving everyone nervous awkward laughter whenever she so much as makes a slight gesture
So the "I forgor" bit wasn't an actual bit?
I think she's about to cry...
>>8776547QRD?
IT ONLY TOOK 24 MINUTES
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
>>8776647>replacedMumei actor replacement theory is real....
>>8776476Was this the one with Jenma's pc?
>>8776183Gura...this bird is stealing your Lex Luthor identity
>>8774964>It's an armpit>>8776444It's and armpit... right?
>>8776550Lenny Luthor
What the FUCK is going on?
>>8776444T-THAT COLOR?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8776115Gura's not even dumb, she's just a little airheaded sometimes. She figured out Rimworld the other day perfectly fine and she says some wise things occasionally.
>>8776444BAsED
>>8776278Much much worse.
It only took half an hour to start the actual stream LET'S GOOOO
>>8776685not even close u fucking rodent
FINAL DESTINATION, FOX ONLY, NO ITEMSLET'S GOOO KIARA!
>>8776115No. Mumei is definitely more retarded than Gura
>>8776565how lmao, i can acknowledge that these technical issues are part of her act and still be amused.
>>8776504stop shitposting using my oshi pic, tako
all of this work for this shit game. KINO
>>8776645Ame's probably still asleep
>>8776685NijiEN's only good streamer is Selen, so no.
Moomay...
My fellow coworkers, I am here today to say our boss is a very cute autist.
>>8776662>>8776674>>8776675>she
>>8776593Oh absolutely.It'd be scarier if she actually didn't fuck up her solo streams at the start.
>>8776608Gura is also shadowbanned in her chat
>>8776626I think maybe a combo of the two (got completely new streaming gear/setup, but doesn't really understand how to use is) could be a simple-enough explanation too
Either Mumei is Lex Luthor Max or she's actually not her and just a completely retarded random cute girlWhat do you think?
>>8776278On the technical side yes, but Kiara has been good at speaking from the beginning
>>8776344Better luck next time, try applying to the other company.And I say that unironically. You'd have more fun and freedom being over with the fairy and her friends.
>chat covers half of the gameThis really is her third time streaming
>>8776626>>8767125Found this while following that furnigger cross-thread. Can any art autists confirm any of the shit mentioned in that post?
The "EN curse" is just female incompetence
ID Gen3 be this bad, r-right?
>>8776385Don't use my oshi to shitpost about her cute kohai
>>8776654P-PLEASE UNDERSTAND
I FUCKIGN WISH SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND SO HE COULD FIX ALL HER TECH ISSUESFUCKIM GONNA SAVE HERI'M DRIVING TO THE LOCAL OWL SANTUARY
Wait you mean i didn't miss anything? Sorry i'm late, probably my fault this happened.
Who is this again?
Cam on Mumei! Lets lay down some pipes
>getting a new keyboardBrown switches team... she's going to change it out...
One day Mumei will walk away from her computer and forget she's streaming and just go to bed.
I CAN SAVE HERPLEASE LET ME SAVE HER
>>8776645She has do-not-disturb and streamer mode on
>>8776768This is basic troubleshooting, anonchama.
i bet its a shitty razor green keys
So all art of this "smart" owl is gonna be retardation now right?I haven't laughed at something like this in months, I'm in fucking pain
>>8776759fucking kek
>>8776257>>8776237>>8776218>>8776183Yea I know right? just like Gura was absolute shit at freechat and superchat reading and never improved, or how Reine remained a stuck up princess, or how kiara never got her set up right and her stream audio is still bad, right?Now shut your ass, the first week of every holo, is them getting used to it.
>>8776736You can post the cookie monster version without an issue but you'll eat a ban for this one. Godspeed
>>8776725Yep
>>8776483fuck you niggerfuck that nigger toobut it's true
>>8776736
>>8776746>howyou thinking this is an act makes you a retard schizo, the fact that you literally can't even tell why I was calling you a retard only makes me more sure of your retardation
>>8776115No, this chick is definitely more retarded. Gura just had brain damage.
THIS is what Germans like to play???
>>8776736Who ate all the hair on this pussy?
I feel like the most entertaining part of the stream has already come and gone
>>8776769Will we ever get a proper Lex Luthor chuuba that manipulates from the shadows?
>>8776340she is the avatar of civilization after all, a julius caesar of hololive
Okay I like her a lot
ogey
>>8776794My second retarded daughter
Why is her mic so fucking bad jesus
Thoughts?https://streamable.com/5c58amOutside of Reality being trash program that is
Alright bros, which of the EN2s did she have a personal chat with? I refuse to believe it was with owl.
>she looks retarded because she's distracted by her boyfriend eating her pussy atm
>took a nap so I'd be awake for Meimei>wake up>don't feel like getting out of bed>"man I hope she has technical issues or reschedules so I can sleep a few more minutes>doesn't get started until 25 minutes laterThanks, babe!
why is the owl driving through germany
>>8776811moommer....
>>8776685After Sana and Kronii yesterday I don't think so anymore
>>8776777Need a holostars EN to make a proper judgement.
rright
How the heck do none of these girls know how to drive? The first thing my sister did at 16 was try getting her license. I waited a few years myself.
>>8776841low test
I like Mumei and fuck the haters!
Kiara will NEVER play Apex!
>>8776685Maybe the fat dragon but no they aren't.
>>8776350About what?Also, literally who?
>those ryan gosling pauses
ooooOOOOOOOoooo
Mumei did her driving reps holy shit
maymay you're so fucking stupid~
*brrrr*
>>8776102Aqua is disfunctional as a person, but she's normally fairly competent as a streamer. I do remember everyone laughing at her when they realized recently she was playing Apex with monoaudio, though.
this is a girl that schizos deemed to be some master manipulator
>>8776707No need to agree with someone that just states the obvious.
This stream is increasing her power ranking.
>No Apex!Kiara is still based.
>No genmates or senpai to dunk on her in chat to ease the tension and distract chat a bitPoor cute owl...
>>8776834They play nothing but sims, jank kino like Gothic and Anno
mumei is the cutest EN2.
THE OWL IS CUTE
>>8776864>he missed the tech issuesyou missed out
>>8776553I was really hoping we'd get another *guitar riff* tier audition out of gen 2...
>>8776815Let's Rome fall. Pretty dumb
So.... this is the 1 million sub vtuber?
>>8776864You missed the best part though.
>>8776823That one was rough...
I don't mind the scuff but man I wish her voice's volume will be more consistent instead of going from inaudible to LOUD
>>8776817Based as f-word.
After this and Fauna's ASMR stream my brain will be turned into a mush.
Hold on. I understand now. This isn't a video game stream. It's actually an intended simulated scuffed stream and she's pretending to have trouble with it. While acting cute. IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. 5D CHESS, THIS WOMAN!cute
>we're getting Nolan-tier audio mixing from now on with Owl jumping from soft speaking to fucking destroying my ear drums
>front bumber says "MAN"what is this scripted shit?
>>8776871Mori and Noel drive, I know that much at least.
Women shouldn't be allowed to drive
>>8776715Hololive members have no talent and are purely riding the brandTHEY DON'T DESERVE ITTHEY DIDN'T WORK FOR ITTHEY GOT LUCKY
WHY DOES EVERY HOLO BESIDES KRONII TAKE 6 FUCKING MONTHS TO UNDERSTAND HOW TO POSITION AND EQ A MIC REEEEEEEE
>>8776773i didnt actually apply to anything
i cant make it bros
>>8776802MUMEI LOVE
[insert women driving joke here]
>>8776344post dick onegai
>>8776801HER had a red switch keyboard... Did it disappear? oh no rratbros...
Hape has decended
she is a perfect breed of gura + ina. it's like council gave us their child
She's just making autistic noises and I love it
>>8776910Clearly not
owlcoin inclining or dropping i can't tell SHOULD I BUY OR SELL
>>8776817basado
>turn on owl stream>scuff has been settled>turn off owl stream
>>8776735This, Gura can be really smart when she wants to.
>>8776864>he missed scuffkino
this is awfuli can't see a fumbling inexperienced cutie, i see a moron streaming in front of 20k people despite being horrible it for no merit of her own
does the game have any music?
this is kino
>>8776924BRAVO NOLAN
Why is she faking enthusiasm?
>>8776940I don't get it
>these cute owl noisesbros..
OW MY EARS
This only get worse as time passHolyshit she is bad at streamingGraduation RTA?
>>8776889there is no master manipulation, just a simple ‘hehe technical issues’ bit that unironically makes her stream a bit more entertaining. she’s actually growing on me lmao
She is loud
This is like the Conan O Brien segment where he plays random games
>>8776910So people not forget Gura had and still has tech issues out the wazoo? Sub count means nothing
I love mumei??
Bros I'm starting to have the urge to rescue this owl.. I want to take her inShe's probably too stupid to even live like a normal person, someone needs to provide for her
God, my fucking earsHow does she speak so quietly yet screech so loudly
>>8776838>become horny>someone posts L*l*>become depressedIt's been months and I'm still not over it...
>>8776953TRUST THE PLANBUY THE DIP
>A SMALL NIGGERwtf
>she's reading it
MUMEI YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>8776700>we
>>8776854??? When did she do a collab with KMNZ???? AHHHHhh
>>8776841Good taste
>a small niggerMUMEI?!?
A SMALL WHAT
>>8776344I'm now imagining the infinite 2view seethe and I'm laughing my ass off
A small WHAT
KIARA IS CLIPPING THROUGH THE TEXTURES
why the FUCK didn't cover give her a cunny model??????????????????
wait I didn't see what?
>>8776857me
>>8776953It's mooning baybee, I knew I was right to hang onto it through the dip
So she is EN Aqua right?
what did I miss so far?
>a feed
Either she's the Ozymandias of vtubers cultivating savior fags or she's an adorable retard. Also apparently she is using a keyboard with the worlds loudest switches right next to her microphone.
>>8776929Based
>two trucksTWO TRUCKSHAVIN' SEXMY MUSCLESMY MUSCLES
>>8776483About what?Also, literally who?
Jesus Christ, she's either extremely quiet or way too fucking loud.
>>8776344they made a good choice
So which holos have actually suffered from EN2's debut?
kiara...
Trust the rrats, this bitch just delayed her stream in 30min just to try to avoid them. You aren't falling for that, right anon?
I've just had this big stupid smile for the last half hour. She's perfect. I'm in love.
>>8776980>reddit spacing>ESL>doomniggericonic
OH GOD SHES SO BOOOOORING
>>8776924It's the perfect stream
>>8776102No she's the Rushia of EN>Rushia just looped a youtube video for her stream BGM until Coco taught her how to loop it in OBS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4DEiiOBHIA
She is cute as Gura. But she has no personality
>>8776931>legolas.png
>>8777021She legit has 1 braincell bro.
SHE SO FUCKING BORINGHOLY SHIT WHY DO THE NORMIES LOVE HER SO MUCH!?
How the fuck does chat know what a "cistern" is? I don't even know what that is.
>>8776801They definitely sound line blues. Browns forever.
>>8776940
>>8776924>>8776972this BRAVO NOLAN shit obliterates my sides every single time
>>8777003>He missed the orgies
How long do you think till everyone on the council has said nigger?
>>8776993and clean up her pelletsand feed her live rrats only
>owl rightLOVE
>>8776980>le sad dogo
>Guardian of civilisation >Unsure what a cistern isOwlfriends why is you oshi like this
This is why egyptians are no longer here fucking bitch forgor about them
What fucking switches does she have? Sounds like jades or something similar.
>>8777036EN2
She forgot
>>8777021A mess, a fucking cute adorable mess
>>8777056Normies love vanilla ice-cream
>>8777030TWO PICKUP TRUCKSMAKING LOVECRUSH MY BODY LIKE A ROCK SO BEAUTIFUL
>>8777064Yes, fun things are fun.
>>8776924I expect an oscar nomination by the end of the year
>>8776704>Say something>Pay attention to chat on screenRepeat like three times, preferably while it's not too activeRepeats are to make sure you aren't just kicked into live chat instead
>>8777030INVOLUNTARILYF L E X
>>8774218
>>8777020If she starts slurping, yes
>>8776989Thats not true at all. Gura had the least amount of tech issues out of all the girls the first 6 months. I can tell who doesn't watch streams
Owl is absolutely precious and possibly autistic
Really should have put some music on at least, owl
I'm beginning to understand why Holos always stream with a BGM.
>>8777055
>>8777021Imagine a 4 year old trying to operate a nuclear reactor
>>8777057You might be retarded.Though I only know from Dwarf Fortress
>>8776980>shitting on a new girl's first few streams.>with a fucking Korone picrorrrumao.
>>8777056>He says while posting Reine
>>8777056Don't shit on other holos with my oshi, faggot.
Owl should try Snowrunner if she want to play this type of game.
>>8777040There is no way she is this good of an actor. Just let it go anon, the rrats are bullshit. Our owl wife really IS just that cute!
>>8776846We had one, but she nuked her own branch. And literally no one, I mean not a single person, talked about her before her jig was up.
>>8777056I like owls hoot hoot
>>8777056Reine is for unity
>>8777043Why are you watching this retarded owl instead of watame?
>>8776183So if Gura's lex luthor does that make Mumei brainiac?
I'm starting to understand the current state of civilization...
>>8777110UOH
>>8777008DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU
>>8776817Based and correct
>>8777104MORI TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING BGM DURING ASMR STREAMS ALREADY
So when do you, you know, construct?
>>8776817Based ESL
GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT! BACK TO WORK OR I FRY YOU
Cover please hire a technical expert these fucked up settings are out of control
>>8776925Flare has a license as well.
>>8777080
>>8777059BASED
>>8777100Gura literally admitted she got Ame's help for almost everything tech-related
Kiara my sides
>>8777099Cheers!
She probably has BGM playing, but doesn't know we can't hear it
>>8777057youve never heard anyone refer to the tank of water on a toilet as a cistern?
>>8777048Ame knows how to do it but is too lazy to go get her bgm so she just plays a youtube video...
>>8777057You sound uneducated
is mumei's real voice very different from her current voice?
>>8777079I guess it's some kind of statement on how shitty modern civilization is.
Kinda starting to warm up to Mumei, ngl.
>>8777102>autisticMore like owltistic!
>>8777138But it's... embarassing!I hate Mori so much
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIARA IS CHASING MMEEEHELP
>>8776871>>8776925I think RBC has a license as well
>>8777048If I'm not mistaken she still uses YT for her BGM
DarkSydeMumei...
Kiarrat love!
>>8776700Speak for yourself, whore
>>8776980Korone is the last person you should use for someone having technical issues in their first week.
>>8776183Every holo drops the act eventually.
>Kiara is threatening me with violence again
>>8776817El basado
KIARA HOLY KEK
Where's the construction??? Bros???
>>8777177*cums on you*
>>8777110Amusingly enough nothing would break, nuclear reactors are fucking safe nowadays
[KIARA NEWS]She is currently chasing a newfag KFP with a frying pan and is trying to cave his chicken skull in
>oh golly
>>8777079she forgot, sorry
I just looked back at Kiara's stream, what the fuck is going on?ogey
>oh golly I don't understandWhy is she so cute...
who?
>>8777145thats just an arab larp
>>8776817damn bro, you didn't have to do them like thatfucking based
>>8776817Dangerously based as fuck
>>8777136no rose-tinted glasses for us, huh...?
>>8777057I only know of it because a while back I was looking through a catalouge of latin words to use and it was just the right word
>>8777057How sheltered are you?
We're smart!
SHE FIGURE OUT THE OUTRIGGER
why did rariemon do it bros, why did he call in mumeis rigging
>>8776996Bad audio compressor? Or none at all.
SHE FIGURED OUT THE CONTROLS HUZZAH
>oh gollyfuck, this girl has some cute mannerisms
I R SMART
>>8777059Absolutely fucking based
I'm smart get fucked nerds.
So this is Hololive's protector of knowledge and civilization? This is the best they can do?
Kiara's acting yanyan to KFP again...
these owlantis are making me feel a rage i've not felt in a whilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NujlXgBmUoU
A BLUE YETI IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE MIC FOR A PROFESSIONAL STREAMER IN 2021 A BLUE YETI IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE MIC FOR A PROFESSIONAL STREAMER IN 2021 A BLUE YETI IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE MIC FOR A PROFESSIONAL STREAMER IN 2021 A BLUE YETI IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE MIC FOR A PROFESSIONAL STREAMER IN 2021
AME SEX GURA SEX INA SEX KIARA SEX MORI SEX Mumei...
>>8776736Delicious
>>8776817Based
>>8777184The BGM stays on during ASMR, anon
MY EARS. What setting do I need to adjust so she's not so fucking loud when she screams but so I can still hear her?
>tfw smart to guide this retarded owl
>>8777207She is told for that shit m8
>>8776817Based and don't forget Korosan
>>8776925Mori drove when she was in the U.S. but didn't drive at all in Japan and hasn't since. She also talked about taking the bus to work before she moved to Japan. I wouldn't say she can drive
>>8777080>egyptians are no longer herew-where'd they go?
>>8777237How did HER fare in that regard?
>>8777141Small indie company that earns thousands of dollars from women being cute and retarded and can't spare a few extra dollars to hire some guy that knows media/streaming shit to help them out live through discord or something prease undastan.
>>8777252Blue Yeti is widely recomended tho
>>8777251Mumei is for intense amounts of bullying followed by thigh fucking
>>8777184t.deadbeat
She's... retarded.... I have to.... protect...
>>8777207Sounds based
I FUCKING HATE OUTRIGGERS
>oooh im a ni---
>>8776929>>8777029>puting hijabs>on my Catholic oshiSaracens need to get out
KIARA TRIED TO KILL ME!
>>8777205It's not about breaking it' it's trying to operate it at all, let alone efficiently
>>8776817Beyond based
Sounds like she almost said nigger
>>8777165This game actually doesn't have any BGM.It would be nice if she could play her own music.
>>8776817a donde tan basado?
>>8777107>almost
>>8777056My fatherly instincts are being triggered hardcore.
>OHHH i'm a N-what?
>>8776817Exaggeratedly based
>>8777302Well, you clearly did something wrong.
>>8777276She's in the states right now and was driving around whilst watching HoloCouncil debuts.
Guys I think I want an owl daughter
>>8777311I mean her own music anon
On a scale from Botan to Aqua, how retarded is Mumei?
>>8777234Dinnerplate fetish. Please understand.
Fuck... I'm losing this battle guysLeave me behind. This owl is getting to me..
>>8777308any six-letter word is at most six letters away from being "nigger"
>>8777252>tfw two months until the YouTube paycheck hits Cover and then Cover pays out to the talent>2 months of this audio qualityIt's actually insane that Cover doesn't offer advances to their talent to pay for equipment essential for streaming.
never ever buy a keyboard with clicky switches
So she's totally a 2view that got in by knowing one of the other Council members right? That's how Ame got in.
>>8777194Korone was perfect out of the gate and everyone knew they had a future international superstar when they saw her.
>I'M STRAIGHTYURUSHITTERS?
damn this girl is cute
>>8777279She never spoke up kek
>>8776489She needs even fatter nips.
>>8776817Is this what they mean when they say that the senpai clean the way for the kouhai?
I hope my oshi saves her.
>>8777251Ina...
>>8777334>casually asserts dominance while having 5 IQ
Holy shit this owl is too cute.I'm gonna marry her, she probably makes a perfect wife.
>>8777207Snitching already? I guess you're next.
>>8777334Vin diesel faces the rock
she has actual autism, doesnt she
Name the holos
I love this cute dork so fucking much!
>>8776817basato!Mi ricordo quando Nene, la figlia di mia moglie, ha lottato per trovare la sua nicchia per le prime settimane. Ora sta prosperando!
>>8776817Dangerously based.
>>8777279HER did singing streams, that tells you everything you need to know about the audio. Mumei has to be an Oscars winner for this performance.
>>8777136man what a weird thing to read
>>8777347Which one and how did she know her?
>>8777347*cums on you*
EXCEVATOR!eeellllssss
>OGEYSHE'S HERE
>>8777335According to the rrats its all a braniac tier act
One million subs
>>8776857my money is on sana since there has to be a reason she mentioned the entire "you have no control how you look like" talk.
>>8777347Welcome to Hololive, newfriend!
Cover are genius. This is like Twitch Plays Pokemon except the commands go through a single digit IQ girl.
>>8777335Shes fucking not too far from aqua.
>>8777334
Why does she keep... stopping and doing nothing for like several seconds?
>>8777378Botan and kiara
>>8776817Terrifyingly based!
>>8777136It's always fun seeing post like this
>>8777378top watsonbottom ina. she's always bottom
Owlbros I want you to know that we're gonna call her retarded a lot but we don't mean it in a mean way, its unironically her most endearing trait.It's like they saw how Ina, Gura and Ame share one brain cell and said "how can we top that?"
>>8777334>Do you feel in charge?
Now I understands why Senchou wants a retarded daughter like Aqua
How the fuck owl have more subs than Fauna, the rat and Sana?
>>8777378the one down low Roboco for sure, not sure who to pair her with though. Choco or Ame?
>>8777378botan up top is no brainer which makes the bottom lamy.
She just stops
>>8777342Kiara was able to scrounge something together well before they got paid, hopefully the same happens to this bird
>>8777234man is washed since irys rigging
>>8777330>*hits pipe*
>>8777378Botan is the shooter, nene with her flexibility is the one with the fat ass
>>8777378Space Time
>she sounds kinda like Ame>but also kinda like Gura>but also kinda like PomuIs this even a real person or did Yagoo figure out how to train an AI to be a vtuber?
>Oh golly>you guys are smartthis owl is ultra cute
>>8777342i am actually pretty confident that Cover probably pays them before the SC earnings land, just not much, probably minimum wage and enough to live off of but not upgrade equipment, because AFAIK Cover has a base salary and then the SC cut is added onto it (plus whatever they get from ads and other monetization)
>>8777378Ame and Kiara
But if this isn't HERWho the fuck is this? Where did they get this person?
>>8777347>digging this rrat back from the grave
>>8777378Botan topLamy bottom
>>8777378top lamybottom marine
>>8777413This isn't a real person, she's AI generated
the stream feels so weird without bgm...
>>8777413buffering
>>8777378Roberu and Pekora
>>8777276You don't just forget how to drive, she said she used to drive her sister around a lot. I assume she took the bus because she didn't have access to a car. Her family seemed to be relatively poor.
>>8777342Chris fucked EVERYONE over...
>>8777378Tiara x Watoto
>>8777378Botan and Polka obvi
>>8777413Legitimately retarded.
>>8777433And I love it. So cute.
>>8777413shes scrolling down so that she can read this thread
>>8777378Ame topKiara bottom
>Simon>Digger
>>8777413thinking about the next step of her master plan, she's Lex Luthor
>>8777413cringekino
>>8777347She has a cute voice. Im convinced thats literally all it was.
>>8777413she probably thinks its comedy but she'll need to work on it.
>>8777378Botan top for sureKiara bottom
>>8777414Recharging her brain power pls andastad
This is Mumei's girlfriend >>8777777
>>8777138>LOUD SCYTHE TRANSITION NOISE
>>8777427model and schedule
>>8777284Yeah by dumb faggots that have no understanding of how a mic works even a samson q2u is better
How long until this little retard does some yab shit by accident, cause she has absolutely no experience streaming?I legit find this entertaining.
>>8776817
>>8777345What are you gonna do about it, anon?
>>8777455but your own music retard!
>>8777448Maybe she had no online footprint before auditioning
This stream is some high brow art bros
>>8777145hes talking about ancient Egyptians
So, Mumei's dumb but in a relaxing sorta way. I can get behind this.
>>8777136>This was 2 years agoHow time flies
Wait so Mumei thought she was about to play some sort of Sim City/Cities Skylines game, but instead she got this?
>>8777347double baitamazing
I hope she’s doing okay
>>8777413Idk man, owls are weird
Mumei is boring.
>>8777473HOLY SHIT
>>8777443Are you retarded or deaf?
>>8777378BotanPolka
>>8777413brain buffering
>>8777378Ametori for sure
>>8777443YAGOO saw how popular gurame was and forced them to have children
>>8777378Me and my oshi
>Sonny
>>8777448They found her in a barn and saw she was cute.
>>8777473She did mention TTGL as one of her favorite anime
https://files.catbox.moe/xxwm1o.wavWhys she sound like Goora?
Ame wasn't cuter than usual today.
Is being retarded a personality?
>>8777413her brain needs to refresh
>>8777486Yeah me
she sounds like that TTS voice
jesus christ this girl is retardedyou owlfags are gonna have your hands full with this one
Oh Lord imagine what her minecraft streams are gonna be like.
>>8777448They just found her lost in a supermarket, she forgot how to return home so she got adopted by a Hololive manager
>>8777538IT'S HER IT'S FUCKING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8776817based.webm
>>8777494just don't come running back to me when you have to roll sanity checks to keep typing
>>8777136i will save Pekora...
>>8777427I want to unsub, but I don't want to make her cry unless I can be sure that I will hear it.
How did she get through auditions? No seriously, did they just see her sub count and ignored everything else?
>>8777473I'm still sad we were robbed of the TTGL watchalong with Ame
>>8777492I will hunt the homes of every doxxnigger on sight if that happens
>>8777473KINO AS FUCKhis drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens
>>8777540>>>/a/me+was+cuter+then+usual+today>>>/a/me+will+be+cuter+then+usual+today
She'll make it
This legit feels like autism simulator... it's a great stream. Never seen something so adorable.
>>8777547yes, and?
>>8777501Yes!
>>8777541No
audiostock
A U D I O S T O C K
>>8777413She is the personification of trying to use a 33mhz486 processor in 2021.
>>8777448it is HER
>>8777345i type all day and they bring me enjoyment
>>8777546Just don't let her near any buildings.
>>8777501Pretty much.She expected some kind of city builder game, and got a EXTREME GERMAN WORK AUTISM game instead.
>>8777538WTF WE HAD IT WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME
>I'm a little slow
>>8776930Kronii has an amazing setup. She needs to spend like a day setting up everyone else in her generation the exact same way.
Okay, the way she uses the "i forgor" meme sometimes is genuinely clever>>8777413I think she's just reading chat during that time
She is fucking good. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's trying to diffuse tension by acting retarded and it's working.
>>8777538She doesn’t sound like Gura at all outside of a few inflections
i want to kiss the owl
>>8777498Anon, Copts are still there.
AUDIOSTOCK
What if she isn't a real person behind anime avatar but an actual artificial intelligence?That would explain something
>>8776483About?
>I'm a little slowYes, you are
AUDIO STOCK
>>8777378Choco topAstel Bottom
Are people really bothered by the lack of bgm? Shit's annoying especially when it ends up overlapping with other sounds in the game that constantly play, like engine sounds.
>>8777547Lucky bastardsThey will get to groom her into competency and their tastes like KFP did to Kiara
>>8777608then do it fag
>>8777538That doesn't sound anything like Gura. Can SEA really not tell two white girls apart?
Audiostock
>>8777501is this woman even real?
>>8777538so THATS why Gura is """"""sick""""" today.. it was all part of her master plan to gain twice the money
>>8777413Thinking time please wait
Holy kusoge
Every gen needs the one saviorfag bait holo, that's why she was chosen.
>>8777136All this time later and Pekora is still pretty annoying to listen to, honestly.
>>8776476I was so fucking scared she was going to either graduate or kill herself at the end of that stream.
Urge…to supacha….rising
>>8777594Who is to blame in this case? Mumei for asking for the wrong game or the person responsible for permissions getting her this kusoge?
>>8777252Hating on the blue yeti is a meme by youtubers that buy expensive mics. The one legit criticism that company gets is that their shit is overpriced, but just buy used. But the microphones are perfectly serviceable, and you can make them sound good with proper microphone technique and setup.I saw Tim Henson, expert guitar guy super duper awesome guitar player expert, speak towards the TOP of a fucking blue yeti like a retard when you have to speak in front of it. Good audio setup is a plus, but proper mic setup and technique is equal if not more important than setting up your expensive mic and mixer. Distance from the mic, room size, gain setting, taking clipping into account, noise gates, etc. What I WOULD post in capslock is that it's not acceptable for a professional to use a headset mic. That one I will say is fucking bad and not acceptable under any circumstance unless you stream exclusively for fun and nothing else. And even then it sounds like shit.
Shes doing sick wheelies
Yeah I don't think it's a good idea letting this woman operate heavy machinery
>>8777546Gura and the 3 hour door. Yup.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
???
>>8777609>>8777634>>8777595>>8777553yanny or laurel
AUDIO IS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD
>>8777651>chosen
>>8777605this guy gets it, it’s no high IQ evil manipulation play its just common sense for her
AUDIO STOCKUDIOSTOCK
>>8777547God I wanna get a handful of this cute retard...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The ways she said>A U D I O S T O C Kmy heart chikin...
>>8777642lex luther...
The fuck was that?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>8777659>or the person responsible for permissions getting her this kusoge?Ame...
I already love her so much. No thought has ever entered her cute head.
https://twitter.com/hollewdz/status/1431349494474477568uoh?
>>8777252What's wrong with it?
>>8777651but we have sana....
>>8777605>acting
OH MY GOD THAT FUCKING LAUGHTER
>>8777541lobotomoe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
KINO
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE BROS I CAN'T
Sh-she was the printer all along
I want her to build my house
What is autism?
MY GOD HER LAUGH FUCKING CUTEE AHHHHHH
I really wonder how it's possible for a girl to be so cute and to be single.I swear to God I'm going to USA or wherever she is and I'm gonna make her my girlfriend
I'll... I'll try to watch owl later. Still a bit too... raw for me.
Ok this is adorable I'm becoming an owlbro
Alright, I kneel. The people working at cover are geniuses
>>8777538She does sound like Gura.Hopefully chumbuds won't drop Gura for her just because she's much better retarded daughter material
Bros I'm losing my shit this is goldUHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>8777705This artist was /here/, FYI
NO THINKING
>>8777573What the fuck we have witches posting here?
>>8776469Pretty sure a lot of peoplegor shadow banned as well. Gen 2 chat is way too slow for the live viewer count.
I'M GETTING DUBS FOR MUMEI
she has not moved from this spot for how long now?
>>8777276Japan drives on the wrong side of the road.
>>8777659Mumei, she's the one that didn't even check the steam page
kiara wants to do a flip
>>8777739Hey look it's bait, let's see how many (You)s this gets.
>no thinking, just dowas she thinking before this?
>>8777504she ded
>>8777766based
Bros... she's ridiculously fucking cute, I don't care what you schizos think
She needs to play horror kusoge to capitalize her cute voice, like Gura did at her start. I beleeb in you Owl bitch
>>8777486It is I, the last Civilian.
>when you realize they'll have sex at their offcollab soonThey'll have a bit too much wine, a bit too much fun doing a karaoke collab and playing twister.. and then it happens
K I N OThis can't be a real thing happening right now
kneel
>>8777729is this a stonetoss ogey?
Kiara is being WAY to cute and girly.
>space chicken did a flipSPACE CHICKEN LOVE
>She doesn't think>I don't thinkWe uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mumei = GuraCute + Ameway
AUTISM KINO Amazing stream
>>8777766
>>8777712Sana isn't the retard you need to try and save though, she just has low numbers.I guarantee the second they get monetization all Owl's SC's will look like early Kiara's
for owl
Space KFP just did a flip!
Did we really get an EN Aqua? i'm so happy you don't understand
>>8776704>post>refresh or check chat in a different browser/device>is your message there
I can't take this anymore oh my fucking GODI'm fucking dying man I'm fucking DYING>You can hear birds? I'M ONTO YOU, YOU'RE TRICKING ME, I KNOW I'M BIRDSI CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS LITTLE RETARD IS GREAT, I'M GUT LAUGHING FROM SHIT TEN MINUTES AGO AND SHE JUST KEEPS FUCKING GOING
>>8777766Sugoi
>>8777460It's been years and Japan drives on the left. Driving on the highway sure but in cities/towns that could be nerve wracking for her.
>too cute to fireshe's right you know
>>8777766HE HAS BEEN BLESSED
40 minutes in and she just made a hole
>>8777094I did this like 5 times and it kicked me into live chat 4 of those times. Youtube AI is either really aggressive or I am just one unoriginal motherfucker
>>8777766BASED
Live now>Watame reading superchathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-bCv-v8mE>Mumei Construction Simulator 2015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiOz1mPJlILive in one hour>Fubuki Undertale Genocide speedrunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XA2IrY9egA>Ame Frog Detectivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lebB0-8IWtA>Ceres ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le9AAt8B5GcLive in three hours>Baelz talkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SVbcfcN8oo
Kiara is unironically cuter than usual
>>8777777Who the fuck?
>>8777766Nice
>>8777766s-sugoi
I'm going to unsub
>>8777753>>8777538Is that supposed to sound like Gura? It sounds like my mom.
>>8777777
Owl...
>>8776469>>8777761YT chat is just shit and discards a lot of messages at random when it's going fast. Kiara even complained about this like 80% of her messages getting tossed during the debuts when she tried to chat at everyone
>>8777766BASEDASFUCK
>>8777766nice job owlchad
>>8777739
4th wall break "If they've put up with me this long, there's no way this will be the last straw"
I'm afraid of having my ear drums blasted the fuck out but I can't stop watching this confused owl try to operate a digger.
>>8776469I'm shadowbanned in her, rat's, and maybe(?) fauna's chat. I think it's maybe tied to the sub culling, susan being paranoid about fake accounts and such
just tuned into chimkin stream, this is great
>>8777849How old is your mom, anon?
I can't believe I'm getting genuine entertainment out of a retarded girl fumbling through an autistic sim game, I fucking love Hololive
ngmi
>>8777766amazing
Mentally Challenged Daughter Simulator. She's not for me, sorry
>>8777843I will be the last Hooligan.
>>8777793might as well edit in twister dots to that picture then
>>8777848wasted..?
>>8777805>EN puts mumei in charge of making the PPP replacement on the serveri cant fucking wait for mumeiway
>>8777766Based
she is being so fucking cute today.
>>8776817>EN1 fucked up so much during the early days that EN2 gets a lot more toleranceAh they ARE actual senpais then.
>>8777607I honestly don't know enough about middle eastern history to discuss this. I just remember discussing people that were mostly or completely wiped out and they were a group that was brought up in passing. I just assumed that's what that anon was talking about
>>8777848>bride kidnappjng in kyrgyzstanbased
>>877787454
>>8777753Have the people that think she sounds like Gura not seen a stream since November?
>>8777888Fag
>>8777849Is your mom gura?
Thoughts?
>>8777882NOT AGAIN KFPBRO
Which holo has the sweatiest armpits?
I think I'm beginning to understand why Mori and Gura were so protective of her.
>>8777891STOP RIGHT THERE
Why doesn't she have her bgm on?
>>8777753Gura is fun retard, Mumei is just sad retard
>>8777538She sound nothing like Gura
XL SIZE OREO SHAKE
Scoopity poopPoopity scoop
>OREO SHAKEKIARA NO THINK OF THE CRUSTACEANS
Like so...
I NEED to see this retard play Cities: Skylines nowImagine the waste management, the traffic
>>8777919NO thoughts
Imagine you're Cover and you receive this as an audition tape. The 2views never had a chance.
>>8776980Graduation? She was actually gaining viewers while fumbling around with her sound configuration for 30’. If anything, she is attracting a bunch of groomers here. If she can keep it up, she will have her place among Holo’s autists
>>8777888More for me!
>>8777907uohhhh hag cunny
KIARA NO
Printerbros where we at?
Sometimes being dumb is a blessing, as they have happier lives.
this is what lying in your resume looks like anons, never apply for construction work if you don't know shit
So... if she isn't her, then who is she?Cover doesn't hire people with zero experience at this pointHow is she completely unknown?
KIARA YES
>>8777942Scoopty whoopty poop
>>8777919soundpost implementation is still garbage and the audio stutters
>XXL size oreo shake100% ngmi
>>8777919H-hayai
Architectchads?
NO THINKINGJUST DO
>>8777766DOXSHARTS BTFO
>>8777849Can I fuck your mom?
How much do you think Mumei is gonna cry into her pillow after the stream
>>8777907
Nanashi Mumei! Does her best!
>>8777766based numbers
ARCHITECTS PLEASE GATHER
mumei is based and i want to kiss her
>>8777962its HER anon. you arleady lost
>>8777919I know its bandied around by anons about a lot of the Holos but I think owl might actually have autism.
>>8777919This is the entire stream/10
>>8777987She'll just forget
Where is Kiara streaming what the fuck
It literally feels like I'm out at a site and has to teach some retarded teen how to operate an excavator.
>this is the savior of /vt/ that is supposed to play civ
That oreo shake...true ascendance
>>8777849It doesn’t sound like her at all but I think they just mean the sounds Mumei makes are similar to something Gura would do.
Why can't I stop laughing at this fucking stream?
>>8777766checked
>>8777919Maybe it's time to install the audio extension.Some clipnigger needs to make a "best of" on this stream.
...
>>8777971wtf is that sans
>>8777962>if she isn't her
>>8777538She doesn't sound like Gura at all retard
She seems like a pushover even if she has a bf, chat can push her to breakup easily.
So let me get this straight She>Got this game expecting it to be a a city builder instead of whatever it is>Spend minutes trying to fix audio issues that were basically her having her volume all the way downAm i right? i swear that if she keeps going this route you can make a super nenechi/Shien copypasta list
>>8778004memgen
She can't even dig a hole...
>>8777961
MUMEI DONT LOOK YOUR BWAIN CANT HANDLE IT
>>8777916no. she doesn't sound like gura but I'm starting to wonder if she's not mumei
>>8777962Anya.....
>>8777949>Cover has blanket Paradox permissions (repeatedly confirmed)>Despite this, japanese lawyer autism is preventing Magicka and Cities Skylines streams
>>8777987Not at all because she will tune into Fauna's ASMR and get healed immediately
>>8777976KIARA YEEEEEEEESSSSSS
>>8778004check the second channel
>>8777962It’s HER and she’s just retarded
This stream would be much better with some midless, cute music in the background, that's how Gura and Ina get away with not talking for several minues.
>>8778009We never said she'd play it well
>>8778004In my heart
>>8778009Saviour she will be, mark my words. Dont know about the civ though
SHE'S LEARNING
>>8777919yeb
SHE FIGURED OUT THE CONTROLSHUZZAH
>>8778009just wait and see!
To be fair that is a lot of fucking controls for a dumb owl
>you have to use the arrow keys in this gameAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
She's 100% pretending and you fags are falling for it. Shame on you.
She is pretty boring.
>>8777919How do people make those so fastLike, you have to capture the webm, extract the audio, upload the audio, change the filename and post it.
>>8777919Return to printe
>>8777854Never had this problem even in 80-90k or higher streams. It's something effecting EN2 in particular.
>>8777976me in the back checking out the chicken ass.
shes so dumb...and cute
We are 45 minutes in
>>8778009Still is!!
>>8777998>>8778025>>8778050It's not
>>8778002LET'S JUST FORGETEVERYTHING SAID
>>8778015God, her design is massively improved by turning her into an actual harpy.
>>8778069>pretending
>>8777976YOU'LL DIE KIARA
>tfw Mumei will start her own construction company in real life after learning how to operate diggers in simulation
>>8777882Not again...
DSM-5 is not tool to scout idol talents, but here we are.
>>8778085>It's not
is this autism simulator
>>8777919dialup modem tone
>look at it look at it look at that look at that look at that look at thatFuck she's just like a daughter showing you her cute drawing or something
>>8778069After hearing the other Myth girls talk about Mumei I don't think she's pretending.
>>8778022God I fucking hate this tako bitch for taking the win from my Oshi IRyS....
>>8777766CHEEKD
>>8778078
>people calling mumei dumbI wouldn't be doing any better than she is right now...
What?! How can the dirt actually move but disappears if you just plunge into it?
kek this fucking comedic timing
>>8778069I can't believe Mumei is a diabolical criminal mastermind that has merely been pretending to be retarded since audition.
>>8777999JUST LIKE ME FR FR
>>8778100>>It's not
So what's this girls talent that got her hired?
KEK even the game feels bad for her
SHE IS SO FUKCING STUPID OH YEAH MY PENIS IS SO HARD
>>8777766ooooooooohnijiniggers obliteratedprinters got paper stuckidolfags btfodoomposters burieddoxniggers on the ropeantis on twitter rn
>>8777962It's her. You literally have to be fucking deaf and retarded not to realize that it is the same person with a higher pitched voice. Or coping way too hard
Is it just me or are KFP really DD when compared to rest of EN fanbases?Not even in hololive but in general
So this is what 2views saviorfags feel... not bad...
I don't even want to rape her like I do with Shion or Aqua or something, I just want to protect her. And have happy, comfy sex.
>>8778078>we
>>8778107I'm putting the screenshot on my fridge
>>8778109I can why Gura gushed about her so much.
>>8776469do you have any memberships? as far as I can tell I'm not shadowbanned in any chats, even ones without memberships, and I've got multiple memberships
Are we getting raided by /who/ and reddit or something?
It is in character for Civilization to be 99% retardation and then 1% genius.
>>8777989>>8777907
>>8778069>Cover scouted an Oscar level actor for this genLet's gooooo
>>8778095First build.
Both of the birds are really cute right now. Once they collab they might be even cuter. Or Kiara will bully her...
>>8778069At this point I don't know anymore when she is acting or not
WHAT IF?She is HERA, but got into an accident and forgot everything and now has memory issues?
>>8777962Just regular twitch streamer? If she's not using Live2D and had >200 views, it'd be very hard for anyone here to know her.And if she uses normal voice in normal stream, it'd be impossible.
>This crane>Is just like a crane gameBIG BRAIN TAKE THERE MUMU
Guys... I can't fucking stop laughing
>I...did it
This is the cute and enthusiastic owl walks in and asks to join your idol agency. What do?
I really wanna see this retard play Minecraft
>>8778008>my dad showed me how to use a small excavator when I was just five years oldI'm seething at this dumb owl.
>>8778071That whole process takes five minutes, tops. Even faster if you are used to doing it.
>>8777504>gura dies while watching mumei>her last thoughts are that there's finally an EN more retarded than her>into the abyss....hoochahhhh.....
>>8778135the stream calendar by KFP crew is really helpful ngl
>Running a construction company>Receive a resume>Hastily scribbled in crayon, mentions something about "avatar of civilization" or some shit>Fuck it, we need bodies and we've trained literal retards before, hired>First day, some small girl with feathers in her hair shows up>Put her on heavy machinery so she doesn't have to do any heavy lifting>"Go dig a whole, we marked the area so just dig up the dirt">30 minutes later, she has made this much progress
>18k watching this kinoTruly a patrician's taste
MUMEI BEAT THE GAME! LETS GOOOOOOO!
She did it bros, she finally managed to dig a hole, amazing.
>>8778128she can work a dick
>Construction simulator>you just dig holes
>>8778148WE ARE /WHO/
>>8778100You're smelling like dog piss there buddy.
>>8778128shes happy
>>8778135I dunno how you could ever possibly measure in a way that is accurate but Deadbeats are probably moreso.
>>8778134If she's so good at acting, why isn't she in Hollywood?
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/zwO6XHC-3M0
god, it's like watching a toddler figure out how to use one of these I love it
>>8778150this says something about society
kek this fucking stream is something else
>>8778069yes, and i heard she once stole 40 cakes
>>8778166The amnesiac hero with a dark past has been done plenty of times before
>>8778189fucking kek
>>8778128She went on thirty minute spiel about how British mismanaged their Indian occupation
>>8777919wtf why is she copying ame, ame literally invented going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah fuck, I'm gettin protective instincs from this cute dumbass. Not like this
>>8777766WITNESSED!
shes doing so well bros
>>8778189Give her a raise
>>8778157Kiara and her giga stacy energy will bully all of her kouhais.
She is having so much trouble digging a hole. This has been the entire substance of this stream so far. My brain is deteriorating, and I'm loveing it
When will Civ play Civ?
>>8778153>pretending to be retarded is Oscar levelwhere do you think you are right now
>>8778211I FUCKING LOVED THESE AT THE SANDBOX
>>8778004>he didn't inject the microchip shot
>>8778189kek fucking crayon
how the fuck has she maintained 18k viewers throughout the whole stream?
>>8778197Yes
is the owl unironically retarded?
>>8778071>extract the audioThey didn't even bother, the "sound" is just the same WebM without the audio removed.https://files.catbox.moe/uwrw0k.webm>MPV reps>ffmpeg/yt-dl reps>running OBS during the streamTake your pick.>upload the audio, change the filename and post itThe "Tools" menu in the 4chan sounds player itself is your friend. If you put your catbox API key in there, it even uploads the audio directly into your account.
>>8778128encyclopedic knowledge of every historical event ever
At least none of the EN or ID Holos need to be afraid to ever place last again in a marikart tournament as long as Mumei is involved.
AAAAAAHHHHH THIS FUCKING RETARD
The Germans need to be euthanised for making these games.
>>8778145Gura is literally a discord groomer
>>8778069>She's 100% pretendingMore like 70% but yeah she's doing a great job. Cover has done it again.
>>8777930I GOTTA KNOW RIGHT NOW.
I will NOT ALLOW DOXXFAGS TO TOUCH HER ANYMORE
>>8778166She is sen and that's the reason she's had her voice compared to Gura and gura is someone else
>>8778211Honestly a real one isn't much more complicated.
How does YAGOO keep doing it?
MUMEI IS SO FUCKING SMART BROS IM KNEELING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OWL BRAIN BIG
>>8778134I bet you think she sounds like Gura, too. Lmao
>>8778189kek
HOW CAN LIST WORK SIMS AS FAVORITES IN YOUR DEBUT AND THEN SUCH SO MUCH?I wanna see neat lines and advanced handling of overburden. Not half a hole and no gas left!
>>8778134It's not her. HER has a boyfriend and you can't be in Hololive while having a boyfriend, she probably was some indie with 10 viewers or somethingAlso high pitched anime voices are really common
This is like watching your toddler learning to play with toys, except you don’t have to be responsible for her actions. By all means it’s uneventful, but it’s so cute that I can’t just close the streams owlbros…
>HoloJP gets KiaraIRyS HackosMumei>HoloEN getsNenechiA package of mallomarsShould we agree?
AMOGUS AMOGUS AMOGUS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8778189I laughed.Thanks for the writeup anon.
>>8778243Where the FUCK is my Oscar, Nolan?!
>>8778128She's fucking CUTE
Fun fact, because of very big eyes owls have small brain and because of that have very low intelligence even by bird standarts.
>>8778252Yes, she is EN's Aqua
here is your BGMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A
>>8778203sure whatever you say dude
>>8778224Alright, I put up with everything else but I'm dropping her for this.
I've never experienced retardkino before, but I love it.
how do I stop myself from becoming a giga saviorfag for this moronic owl
>>8778208This is the first time you see a vtuber doing something like that newfagchama?
>>8778134>ESLs that can't tell voices apart still believe the rratMany such cases!
Wo she's the Gura of Council?They wanted someone that would give the daughter experience and this time they went with retarded daughter experience.
>>8778128I stopped everything I was doing since I tuned in. She's so retarded it's kinda hypnotic.
Is she a genius?Is she retarded?Will we ever know?
>>8778301Head empty
>>8778145Gura's just glad to have someone to take the dumbest in EN title away from her.
>>8778135I've been DD for months before settling for Kiara so I get where you could get that idea from. I think it's the fact that Kiara is a huge unityfag.
>>8778301None at all!
>>8778244When she does she will get killed by random tribesmen on turn 2
>>8778189Should have told her how to use the excavator first
>>8778254>>8778071Shadowplay.
>>8778189I need a 4koma of this. Needs to have something about how she awkwardly gets in his face and stares at him.
What's on his mind?
>>8778123SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
we need one of those old roman painting with text from threads meme for EN2
bird brain kayfabe, i can dig it granted shes almost too vanilla for me
>>8778128She has the P O T E N T I A L or something like that
>open owl stream>20 seconds of silence>close owl stream
?????????
Kiara is truly the saviour of big collabs...
>looks like a music video
Sometimes it honestly feels like vt is just a big fucking hive mind.For example, couple of days ago someone posted this shithttps://youtu.be/4HjJjQuo_sgAnd schizo hive mind started going ape shit about how this cunt is so jealous, and hates everything hololive and whatever.The fucker is not even completely wrong - regardless of how good of a streamer you are, you will get more success than most streamers just by being in hololive.And don't you dare for a second think that I am somehow defending this retard, he can fuck right off, I am just bringing up the most recent example of how every schizo likes jumping on a bandwagon with their subzero iq opinion.
>>8778109Got some timestamps?
>>8778301We say this often, but it is without a doubt that Mumei is 100% head empty
dumb KFP don't even reply to each other, they just use this thread as a personal chat box into the void. Why are they like this?
It's like a cute autistic anime girl version of Bro Team Pill.
>>8778301I WANT A DUMB OWL DAUGHTER
>>8778264>>8778327Romantic slasher film hike in the woods when?
>>8778342>Fucking affirmative action
>>8778318So, another GuraI see!
>>8778211I had one of these, they were the shit
>>8778292Only if HoloID can take Baelz instead
>>8778342>the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math
>>8778342>this worker is a whore
>>8778128She was better than nijizhangs and vshits
TURN AROUND
>>8778069This comment is under so many levels of irony that I can't help but to luck at it in awe.
>>8778314Alright, I'm done. It's not her you fucking mongrel.
@eveyoneLet's play among us when the ban ends. I know you hate it Sana but we should still play-Kiara
>>8778342>wtf did i just sign up to
>>8778337>walks her settler around, doesnt know what it does>gets kidnapped by barbarians>game over
>>8778342How long until i can finally retire?
I'm doing it bros I'm losing my last brain cells!!
Putting this girl in the same gen as sana and kronii is an insult
Who won the MK tourney?
>>8777159Here's a close up version
>>8778342The crayon scribbled and drool-stained resume this girl delivered to him earlier
>>8778290Explain Matsuri, Rushia, Ayame and Ceres
>>8778349Just like red eyes...
STUPID FUCKING OWL HANDS OFF THE EXCAVATOR LET ME DO IT DIGGING IS FUN GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING I'VE GOT SOME DIGGING TO DO.
>>8778348>Kayfabe.A professional actor could not pretend to be this retarded.
>>8778352adhd zoomie. we dont want your kind anyway
What is Mumei's IQ?
>>8778306Nah in my mind, I hear Haachama cooking BGM for some reason right now
We thought the new Gura was going to be Baelz but it's actually her. No the question is who's the new Ame?
>>8778352I have kiara's member stream playing in the background so it doesn't feel so lonely
>>8778286
How do I get a wife like Mumei?
Fauna gonna be pissed
You know what, this birdbrain is really fucking growing on me
Watching EN2 has made me appreciate just how much Gura has grown. Can’t wait to see how they grow too
>TURN AROUND~
>>8778321But what if Retarded Genius?
>>8778301no thoughts
Something tells me we should stop groming her to play CK2. I don't think she can handle it. Maybe Civ 5 is more her speed.
>>8778340>having an nVIDIA card
>>8778238>Sana fills your brain with too much knowledge about string theory, qm, relativity, etc>So Mumei comes along a brain drains you by being unable to read basic operating instructions Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
>turn aroundAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8778318They should've gave her a cunny model. HUGE wasted potential.
>>8778395Based chicken
>>8778264>Gura is grooming a low-functioning autisticTO WHAT END
>>8778408Iofi won the moral victory.
>>8778161the most believable lies have some truth mixed in
>>8778364You should've heard at least one girl talk about her, except maybe Ame. The other four mentioned some variation of "she's nervous but she'll improve and when she does you better watch out".
>>8778392Try again, but actually using your fucking ears
she should play some music in the background. It's pretty awkward.
>>8778422yeah
>>8778292No my chicken stays in EN fuck off
>>8778365*cums on your fax machine*
>>8778404Yeah, there's no way Sana and Kronii can compare to her cuteness
>>8778408Literally everyone won the golden Yagoo. INAWINSLOL
>>8778317Some autistic anon even wrote an essay on how you can tell she used GIMP for her intro art and isn't the same artist yet these rrats refuse to die
>>8778422IQ?
>>8778365Fuck of Connor, I'm not giving your garbage more views
>>8778342Holy fuck Simon is retarded
>>8778365This stream is proving him right
>>87784221
>>8777976poor Robert, first Carl and now youall the hard working chickens turned into milkshakes
>>8778422It probably is
how much stamina IRyS have?Ina could finish this game in one go if she wants but what about IRyS?https://youtu.be/Uykz_Q3-Kq4https://youtu.be/Uykz_Q3-Kq4https://youtu.be/Uykz_Q3-Kq4
>>8778286Manzanita clearly did this before the actual stream, since Ame is 2nd kek
Kiara is inviting everyone in EN to a Among Us collab right now btw.
>>8778425Kronii has the autism for it, we'll see how tilted she gets during Hollow Knight
>>8778009Games that don't punish you for playing slow are just perfect. Anything with challenging real-time elements will obliterate her
SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE THIS WOMAN ALREADY
>>8778422She has an IQ?
>It's too shallow>I must release
Why is she copying Gura's speech patterns and intonation
Mumei will be the failure of holocouncilJesus christ, she's so much worse than mori in video games
>>8778410Noice, cheers mate. You're da ringleadah.
ENTER GAWR
ENTER
>>8778292If you shitpost with Nenes name again there will be consequences
>>8778490I'd buy it
>your oshi>Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Kiara confirmed she is the only one in Europe.
>>8778422Shit's likely in the negatives at this point
>>8778422lukewarm
>>8778490based
>>8778365I preffer to think that she's just pretending instead of believing that cover would hire someone this incapable as a streamer at this point in time
>>8778422Maybe
ENTER SHARK
>>8778365Haha yeah bro totally, that's totally what happened to ID and holostars haha it's that easy really bro trust me
bogmonster wanna fuck
>>8778408INAWINSLOL
Gura... it's not gta...
>>8778290You can, see Fauna.>>8778412Unconfirmed rrat, unlikely and just a rrat, just a rrat, true.
ENTER GOOBER
>>8778427they are all hiding in their rooms
diggy diggy hole
>>8778422We would have known that information if Mumei remembered to take the IQ test.
>>8778404>We got interstellar kino yesterday>Now we got thisWhat went wron
JGBFW, what's she building?
>>8778454Yes, it's not her. Now go shit up the catalog or something.
Do you think Mumei & Aqua will ever do mega autism collab?
>>8778507thats a good thing
>>8778483Ah I was hoping for some A Way Out kino. This game is good but it has less funny moments.
>>8778507Shut up Jenma
Holy shit it's like watching a toddler play with a construction set
>>8778365His phrasing sucked, so people shat on him.
>>8778408Me
>>8778422If 9 + 10 = 11, then 11 + 12 = 13
>>8778422Who?
>>8778483>Ina could finish this game in one go if she wantsThe game is fucking 12 hours long.
>>8778439>unironically using an AMD gpu
na
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
>>8778483IRyS has more than Ina. Though in Ina's case it's based on whether she has other things she needs to do or if there is no food nearby.
Kiara's getting off to the thought of Kronii's voice on stream.
>>8778483IRyS goes in planning a 2 hour stream and ends up doing 6 hours. There's no problem with her stamina.
I don't get why you people jumped so hard on this and cling to it just for the civilization title.I know is the first week but she is a snoozefest, I hope she gets better but so far I see people cling to her just because of her design and a weird idea she will play super niche ass games.
ENTERGWOMBUS
>Bob the builder songSHE'S JUST AS AUTISTIC AS ME
>>8778009She's going to play one turn per 2-hour stream, I can't wait
GURA IS ALIVE STILL
>>8778511This is the best stream though
>>8778365Curious how every single time this is brought up, no one has shit on Mouse. Sounds like someone's salty their grift didn't pay off.
>>8778410saved, thanks anon
>>8778365Fuck off
GURAAA??
That high pitched Gura~..cute!
Kiara just came to the thought of Kronii's low voice
>>8778511She is the second most popular...
>>8776817Baseado
>>8778570She's enjoying the sandpit, singing Bob the Builder.
>>8778494Reminder that people thought she was someone who plays Apex and Valorant.
>>8778412>rushiataking your clothes off for men on the internet doesnt mean theyre your boyfriend
>>8778577so? you don't watch Ina?
>>8778373Being another Gura requires her to be smart enough to generate several 300K+ view clips per stream for the first two months. They went too far on the retardkino.
>doesn't call Gura senpaiWho does this bitch think she is?
>>8778427Step 1: Find a cute girlStep 2: Hit her on the head with a brickStep 3: Repeat step 2 until satisfactory results
>>8778483IRyS has pretty good stamina for games as long as she doesn't run out of soda or has other things to do that day.
this girl is amazing
Kiara horny for Kronii voice
>>8778561She forgor
>>8778365>you don't have to be a good streamerYou will never get accepted in Hololive if you are not a good streamer. The owl is making digging holes look fun.
this owl is far too cute to not have a bf
you think gura sees her self from a year ago in mumei?
Isn't the owl a little... too dumb?
Her Anno 1800 stream is going to be a disaster if she's genuinely this dumb.
holy fuck she is so cute, how the fuck
That was certainly a noise.
the second brain cell has entered the chat
Gura + Mumei = 1 Brain Cell!
SEND HALP AM BRAIN AM MISSING
>>8778365Just look at the comments. It’s not really what he says but how he phrases it
>I'm I bit lostwe know
Cocky Mumei...
GOAT
>>8778365Yes anon, 4chan is a hive-mind, took you a whileNot what most consider a hive mind but still one nonethelessFunfact: both brain halves have distinct personalities and can control human body even if other disappears
>>8778422Okay, let's say even if Einstein impregnates this girl, the kids won't get to two digit...
>>8778620Please point me towards Ina's 12 hour streams.
she needs to setup the mic better its peaking too hard
What the fuck was that goat deep throating sound she just made?
i NEED to be exploited by kronii
Gawr Groomer
>>8778592Strategyfags have been begging for a fucking year for someone to play those games, this is their last hope.
>>8778638She could be dumber
The last 20 minutes have just been her keyboard clicks while basically nothing happens in game
>>8778483>TakaMori>Gurame>InaRys>Space/Time>Civilization/NatureIs Bae alone..?
>>8778424Fuck it works too fucking well
holy hell she's dumb
>>8778447To kill the rigger.
>>8778621Perfection.
>>8778621>Subtle veins + moleUHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>8778622The Gura killer. Your days are over, sharky.
>>8778365Take your e celeb elsewhere Mori
oh nonono owlbros we got too cocky
Why the fuck did they all choose to play kusoge right after their debut
>>8777961>>8778034
>>8778551this pisses me off like you wouldnt believe
maybe gura's confidence boost is because she finally got a kouhai more retarded than she is.
>>8778639>AnnoLet's see her play Civ 5 first anon, baby steps you know
>>8778667you answered your own question
She's literally /here/ material, I now belieb
>>8778483>INAME IS DEADINAME IS DEAD>INAME IS DEADINAME IS DEAD>INAME IS DEADINAME IS DEAD
parable
Don't look, pro gamer at work.
>didn't even know Gura was hereMumei's memory...
>>8778622ARROGANT WHORE
She finally noticed Gura.
>I am pro gamer
>she JUST realizedOh this birdbrain....
>>8778561Building?
>dicked yab
>>8778447... Is Owl the EN Aqua?
>>8778621SEX
>>8778412>Matsurithat was a stalker or her brother.>RushiaLiterally no proof, she is too invested in a relationship with her viewers.>AyameShe just plays lol with her male friends, you have friends too right anon?>CeresNarrative started by a literal schizo indieAlso last "proof" was 2 years agoDo your reps
>Says Gura's name>Minutes go by>"Wait was Gura here?"is...is she retarded?
>>8778579>iPhone filenameNix drivers still better for team red. I also like not being broke desu.
>>8778456I really like this image.
>>8778663Buy Ina's tier 3 membership and I'll show you
>>8778676And I'm grinning like a motherfucker for that, this is so good
>Was>Gura>Here???
>>8778439anon...
this is incredible
bros... /hlg/ and /jp/ are making fun of owlbros....not like this...
it wasn't suppose to be funny
>>8778507She's been studying Gura, so that she can be successful
>>8778292How about instead of that, you get out of /global/ and head back to /jp/
>>8778562It is really interesting how you guys are agreeing to cope because what was discovered would be too bad. There is literally more evidence with Ceres and you are in denial. Awesome
Why won't pete save her bros
>>8778663not 12 but still preatty longhttps://youtu.be/-XdYW0TRTvA
>>8778621THE S IN SANA STANDS FOR SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>8778700It's better to waste the awkward nightmare scuff streams on kusoge, and then do actual good games once you're an actual good streamer.
>>8778566That level of density concentrated in a single space may cause a black hole to spontaneously form.
>>8778711Just retarded enough to come here
At least put a BGM on...
>>8778548What the fuck is this post?
>>8778493She played hollow knight before just like Frostpunk, so I doubt she will get tilted at all.
>>8778700Management, she explained it at the start
>It's been 53 minutes
PETE HATE
>>8778483They should've played A Way Out instead of this boring garbage.
>>8778711Because she's a borderline vegetable? Yeah, i can see that
Maybe this game just isn't good, not just for streaming, but in general
>>8778741You can save it if you want!
>>8778621dishwasher really been doing his reps huh
>>8778622Retarded people are exempted from that kind of social obligation
>>8778408Ina > Irys >>>>>>>> rest
>>8778751hoo?
>hasn't been processing any information or thinkingWe know, Mumei...
>>8778633>You will never get accepted in Hololive if you are not a good streamer.Mori, she even directly said she doesn't have streaming experience unlike the other girls
Kiara's bgm is really fitting with owl's retardation, cant imagine watching this in silence.
>>8778751>missing out on this scuffedkinoNGMI
>>8778313It's not even sufferkino yet. It's just retardkino.
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
>>8778700Mumei thought this was city skylines