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I love Ina!
>>8767699aaaa the crunchy one
>You will never be Mori’s little brother.>you will never grow up with Mori in the same house.>Mori will never use you, her little brother, as a substitute boyfriend to know the boyfriend experience.>you will never cross the line between brother and sister with Mori and have sex.>You will never move to rural area to raise your child with Mori in peace.Why are we even here? Just to suffer?
>>8767699Mamaloni really knows exactly how to make my balls itch.
I love Sana and her Interstellar stream last night with Kronii was absolutely great.
>>8767699Is there a bigger coomer than Mamaloni
>>8767699CHICKEN IS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
What does she mean by this?
>>8769130What does anon mean by this?
>>8767699aaaah, the mamaloni!mamaloni!you know the mamaloni?the cruuuunchy one?
>>8767699I LOVE KRONII!!
>>8767699I love Kiara’s ass!
>>8769875I'm surprised how Kronii can go from such narcissism to such self-deprication.
>>8768801
>>8770350>>8768801Kronii in last night's collab desperately trying to understand Sana's discussion on physics was hilarious
Mumei LOVE
>>8771025who?
>>8767699https://youtu.be/dOFiuU7SX0c
>>8767699Mamaloni knows exactly what she is doing.
https://youtu.be/hJedbmLCSyY?t=222
Enter threadPost KroniiRefuse to participate further
I had to go to work. How'd the tourny go? Did it match Tower's level of kino?
Did 5ch forgor about Mumei's thing yet?
>>8771905No one was a match for Iofi's consistent performance.
>>8772178You guys work fast
>>8772098Ame, you've been HERE for almost a year now- longer if the rrats are to be believed.Come on.Here, I even put it in a classic format you would understand.
>>8772020who?
>>8772102OMD
delicious yummy f**t
checking to see if I'm still caught up in the image rangebanEdit:Yep.
>>8772285Yeah me too, what's up with that? Haven't been on much lately.
reminder that SANA IS DOUBLE SEXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AET2QAG00Ws
>>8772341During the debut sticky, CP was being spammed so heavily, mods used the nuclear option.Image rangeban has been reported globally- seems really random in dispersion.
I love recycling threads!
>>8772491Same.
Anyone else how much Kiara improved? Between this and her weirdly good archery skills in Minecraft I want her to be bullied into an Apex arc where she rapidly improves while complaining the entire time and reaches diamond before quitting forever. Because the characters are ugly
I'm gonna do it. At 5pm pst I'm going to watch Bae instead of Gura.
>>8772395fuck you
>>8772102UOOOHHHHHH (apparently this was drawn by someone involved in Azur Lane, is it possible that they too are a friend of Ina's?)https://twitter.com/Dishwasher1910/status/1431284139152404481?s=20
>>8772589>Anyone else how much Kiara improved? I've been trying very hard, but it seems to be getting through to her.So yes.
>>8772616absolute madman
>>8772616>watching rratsogey
>>8770223An inflated ego is often a symptom of low self-esteem
So since cuckgate is still pretty strong rrat on this board, let me ask you fucks. What exactly do you watch vtubers for?
>>8771905It was really great. Watch any POV cause they were all fun.
>EN2>Satanic imagery>Tranny manager>Growth stopped after 200kWhat a flop lole
>>8772373NEPOTISM
Live now>Watame reading superchathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-bCv-v8mELive in one hour>Mumei Construction Simulator 2015https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiOz1mPJlILive in three hours>Fubuki Undertale Genocide speedrunhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XA2IrY9egA>Ame Frog Detectivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lebB0-8IWtA>Ceres ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le9AAt8B5GcLive in five hours>Baelz talkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SVbcfcN8oo
>>8772765>watching streamslmao
>>8772765They are fun to watch
>>8772812Based last post
Thread for Kiara!https://youtu.be/IS_KijPjCp4
rrat
>>8768088I love Ina too!
nya~
I don't watch any EN holos, so I don't undertand most of the posts here.
Eating Haachamas ass for breakfast! https://youtu.be/dOFiuU7SX0c I love these Jack-O poses.
>>8772765Entertainment.
Can't believe PPT beat her meat on stream.
I'm sorry for making bad posts. I'll do better this thread.
>>8772808Please stop using that word when you clearly don’t know what it means at all
She laughs like Kiara. It's cute.https://youtu.be/pLI1zPQwpo8?t=3505
>>8772841>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHAACHAMA?!
Love
Matsuri is cute
>>8767699
https://twitter.com/keu_ken/status/1431028385879367686?s=21https://twitter.com/keu_ken/status/1431028385879367686?s=21https://twitter.com/keu_ken/status/1431028385879367686?s=21
>>8770563That shit was great
>>8772395What a dope
Gura cute
Meimei a cute!
>>8772584Maybe he's from Qatar, Switzerland, or Poland. Then it's not that much.
>>8772841
>>8772589Her mom tried. But currently she’s being bullied by Gura into doing horror reps first. Even made her buy a pricey heart monitor.
Sasuga OllieReine is cute btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS_KijPjCp4KFP, your attendance is mandatory.
>>8772884Basically, this.
>>8772844>ywn gently and lovingly stroke your oshi to relieve her frustrationwhy live
I come back and Watame is crying. What was it this time?
>>8772102In the abandoned home Scout left behind, some family members find reference to an elder half-sister she didn't know she had.
>>8772892Her legs are too fucking stubby reeee
>>8767699I want to fuck KIARAAAAAAA
i'm waiting for Botan to tweet about the new cod vanguard so i can tweet her about cod waw
>DelayedAHHH
https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1431324905258115073https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1431324905258115073
>>8772898>Forcing timeloopsKill yourself
>>8772208cristina manzanita's twitter
>>8772806
>>8772765I have a girlfriend, anon.Sure, it’s fun to fantasize a relationship with my oshi, but I’m not that delusional. The fantasies start and stop with just that, fantasy. I understand that these vtubers are anime avatars played by real people, and that it is literally impossible to ever interact with their anime personas in real life.. because anime is a fictional medium of entertainment.I watch vtubers for fun and for entertainment. It’s the exact same reason for why I watch twitch streamers and other things like Netflix.I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world and I wouldn’t trade that for my oshi, I think even if you don’t have a romantic partner, it’s much healthier to distance yourself from parasocial delusions.
>>8772840That's okay. Some don't even understand English but still post here.
>>8772251They're probably having sex right now...
Did Ame talk to her chat during the third cup? Using Irys' perspective for it but Ame seems quiet
>>8772902Still a few more minutes!
If you want to know why monetization wasn't turned on, it's because Mumei literally only has 2 streamed hours on her account, and they don't want her to be the only one not monetized. So go ahead and blame her.
>>8772102Just noticed the cowboy accessories on the planet creatures
>>8772208One of Kiara's artists drew it
Smoking on this kroniic
>>8772854>She laugh like Kiara>Follows with a YABEEE that sound exactly like Pikamee
>>8772892Fuck the time
>>8772902Haven't played the last 2 seasons at all. Wonder how I'll do if I make it in..
>>8772927>I have a girlfriendStopped reading there, leave normalfag
>>8772944
>>8772918>"Ina, stop it, just fuck me already."
>>8772765it's like watching anime but without the effort required to pick onealso it lets me make a cute girl smile and that feels good
>>8772945rrat
TakamoriAmesameInarYSthe penultimate pairings of holo EN Myth+Hope
>>8772924I miss HFZ...
>>8770563
>>8772944Ame muted herself from the discord for most of it, but yes she was talking to chat.
>>8772884CUTE!
>>8772854Wow, that’s pretty spot on
>>8772948kek nice
>8772898we all know that, reine definitely has seen it too. hence the hit squad memesthe real question at hand now is why did she have it still saved?this is a question just like WDSDIB that we'll probably never get an answer to and if we do it'll be many years down the line
>>8772917Discord sex after a tournament with 11 people must’ve been exhausting.
>>8772898Anon, you wouldn't even need Photoshop to fake that. Even Paint would be enough.
Myth feels more Japanese than Council
>>8768088私もイナが大好き!
>>8772854oh wow
>>8772927tl;dr
Why the fuck this thread always so bad at this hour?
Why does any coment that is less than flattering about one of the holos gets shit on immediatly? It doesnt mater if it makes good points, it is branded anti/hate/egg/discord/trany/shitpost, and discarded immediatly, no discussion, no oppinions. Since when did this fucking place turn into a hugbox? And I'm not talking about doxx, fuck that.
>>8771503>Actually, I could also see holoKR. Hololive has started to explode with the KR fans, and I can't imagine the suit monkeys aren't aware of it.Oh yes, they absolutely are.https://twitter.com/hololive_Kr
JWU, how was the MK tournament? Did Ame rage during the tournament?
Help me daughter I'm behind the bookshelf
>>8772927A lot of words to say you're a faggot but if that's your style so be it.
>>8772995She reported it.
>>8772765I watch for her. When she is online no matter where I am or what I am doing I will drop it to come. If she gets higher membership tiers I'm buying it. If she has merch I'm buying it. When she leaves Hololive so will I. Until then I'm stuck here.
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1431328269060624388?s=21The final _jeb…
>>8772892Doesn't she have skinny as fuck thighs? Kind of takes me out of it
this rat... is just far too cute!!!
>>8772986Alright i'll watch her perspective of the other two cups too then
>>8773018Ogey
>>8772102HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK CRIKEY THAT IS PURE SEX
>>8773024GoodYes
>>8772765You know exactly what.
>>8773024Great. Yeah.
>>8773018Since always, get fucked nigger.
>>8773017Remember, a few have self-admitted to shitposting on a schedule to try and "avoid the faggot mods" and shit
>>8773039and im a deadbeat
>>8773018because every criticism (you) bring forward is something weird and can be explained away with logic.
>>8773039Did Festival finish her transition?
>>8772765Entertainment, just like 90% of the EN Holofans. >B-but you have to fantasize about having a relationship with the talentThat’s fucking stupid and literally sets you up for failure. The whole point of “doing reps” is so that you DONT become lurk the fucking autistic jap wage slaving then coming home and doing nothing all day. Niggers don’t like doing any sort of reps at all (especially not social reps) so they get assblasted at the thought of people only liking the girls for entertainment and not wanting to be with them. Don’t get me wrong I’d love to have Kiara all for myself (and I already have plans on becoming the last KFP), but I still do my social reps and try to do dating reps.
>>8772765inspirationim idolfag
>>8772841>>8772892Are there any girls that don't have a definitive one of these yet?
>>8773047Yes, her legs are like stilts.
>>8772765If moomei has million numbers of fan i am one of them. If meiemi has ten fans I am one of them. If mamei have only one fan and that is me. If momei has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth. If world against mumei, I am against the world.
>tfw no gf to go to maccas with
So what time slot do you actually want Bae to stream?I'd personally prefer it if she streamed +-1 hour around where Ame's late Oblivion slot is.
>>8772668THIS MFER IS SO GOOD, HE DESIGNED THE UBER SEXBOMB PRINZ HEINRICH AND ALL THE FANART HE MAKES OF OTHER CHARACTERS HAS HUUUUGE HONKERS UWAAAAA SEEEEEEX
>>8773087You've said a lot of words about reps, but somehow you failed the easiest reps of all: your not replying to bait reps
CHEER UP, IT'S FALL GUYS WITH KFP TIME
>>8773100Are you a fucking caveman?
>>8773018You just got used to the threads being a hurt box. If you don’t like something, just ignore it. No need to yell at the void like a damn baby. Alternatively, if it really bothers you, contact Cover support or superchat the holo involved.
>>8773098HiRyS?
>>8773018>Why do I get shit on when I talk shit?This is you.
>>8772654Fuck you leatherman.
>>8772102>>8772668>dickwasher
nice oshi kronies
I like to read anti posts about KiaraThe idea that she secretly really is the egocentrical manipulative bitch that they say she is...that's pretty hot
I'm a takobeat
>>8773005Because they are. 4 of them speak jap.
>>8773018>new IP>whines about "muh hugbox"You ban-evading there?
>>8773113>baitNot every post you don’t like is bait
>>8773108About 5 hours after Gura's stream starts, judging from her her stream length lately.
>>8772765Potentially being able to make someone dreams come true. Letting them go some place they never thought they’d be able to go by themselves. These girls all deserve happiness and success and I will save all of them.
>>8773100but if moomei has a boyfriend then you are a cuck
she is invincible!
I tried to watch Ceres' Sporeshe seems fine and even pretty fun with quips and commentary, but I just want to fucking sleep nowguess she won't be for me
I'm a Tako.
>>8773131Is it safe to post such a sexual image?
Time for some fall guys with KFP to cheer me up :}
>>8773138>4Ehhh
>>8773136Eww
>>8773018Because they don't actually make good points.Your schizo ramblings that only make sense if you learned human interaction from reading books aren't good points.
>>8773109It's funny you say that when the Azur Lane EN community hates the dude and his art because of the "fake" "official" character designs he did for Yamato class
I want to eat an entire box of mac & cheese
>>8773148That sounds like about the same time I specified.
>>8773135Oh shit.... So, every anti post is just a part of a very long fanfic about Kiara manipulating and dominating until perfect sexual results are achieved.
>>8773158How slimy are you today?
>>8773108I want her to 'stream' directly into my lap after drinking too much coffee.
>>8773135The one psychopath copypasta with the 2b Kiara attached it is really sexy
>>8773039Dyrbi?
>>8773025still feels like a mistake, looking at the other company with their SEVEN generations of 2views
>>8773155>he doesn't want to fall asleep listening to a cute Onee-san
wtf, Tim Schafer hates Mori?
FUCK OFF CHONKERS AND SMOOTHIE
>>8773162Why do we keep needing to this? I just wanna flip burgers, man. Is Yakuza really that hard to finish?
>>8773135I just wanna suck her titties, man.
>>8773147>unironically using a "-gate" suffix to describe something>let me ask you fucksIf this isn't bait I genuinely don't know what is
CUTE CHICKEN NOISES ALERT
Sana and Kronii legitimately are entertaining in the most unforced, natural manner, both solo and in collab streams. They surpass the rest by light years in just a few days.I mean its still early but Mumei and Nature need to step up. Just being cutesy isnt gomma cut it for me. eel though Rat might be good.
>>8773172oooh i saw those, i was bummed out that they weren’t real cos theyre dope as fuck
>>8773176Lubed up 24/7 awaiting hornypost hour.
>>8773199>trinidad & tobago
Cozy kikireki...
>>8773208Holy shit she's extra cute
....kikkeriki.....
>>8773039huge if true
>>8773170AME NO
>>8767699taste like pineapple
>>8773108There's literally nothing wrong with Baes current timeslot unless you are a wageslave.
>>8773194not during a game stream, my dawg
>Kiara>IRyS>Balls>AnyaWho else wishes they were in holo JP? No one wishes they were in holo EN.
>>8773135Reminder that all these antis assume these girls not only have the mental capacity to concoct these outrageous plans, but to execute them flawlessly every time.Meanwhile Kiara can’t even turn her computer on.
>>8772765fun, i once fell into parasocial delusion but after Coco left (it wasnt with her) I re-evaluated what I was watching Hololive for and maintained that I still found some of these girls entertaining and kept watching some of them rather than the many I started with.
>>8773118Has it really been this long since people have seen that or are you just new?
>>8773018Unironically because every single "criticism" is just insults or "do better lol" or "i personally don't like it when you do this. stop it"Just because you have an opinion, doesn't mean that everyone else agrees with it, or that they even care in the first place.
Kiara looks so dorky when she wears her hat with her summer outfit.
>Kiara wow'd >I wow'd
>>8773018go back to discord then
>>8773199cal·li·o·penounA keyboard instrument resembling an organ but with the notes produced by steam whistles, used chiefly on showboats and in traveling fairs.
She's smoked out
Holuooohlive...
>>8773240-100/10 bait
>>8773194If I wanted to fall asleep to a cute oneesan I wouldn't listen to Fauna
>>8772854Wait, is rrat a hag?
i don't see how cover can't get permissions for more music, there's literally a huge fucking American agency, harry fox, that is partnered with jasrac, that handles mechanical/sync/public performance licenses for individuals and businesses. since they're partnered with jasrac, they can get pretty much everything they need from them with some kind of blanket license. the prices i saw online were cheap too, around $400/year for a business. can someone explain this shit to me?
>>8773039I think this says "I want to be a cool girl" but I'm not sure
Why is Kiara always being chased?
Holy shit Tenchou....
>>8772765cute girls doing cute thingsi do have a degree of emotional attachment and i would lie if i said i never became a Canadian actor, but i ultimately don't see them as my girlfriends and i NEVER EVER E V E R deluded myself into thinking i could fuck the roommateso as long as they don't bring their boyfriends up during streams i'm gucci
>>8773261I have no idea. I think she sounds pretty young personally.
>>8773213Rrat carried the group collab pretty hard
FUJI TV HATE
FUCK OFF FUJI TV
>>8772854>she laughs like kiaraRemember when people used to shit on kiara by saying shit like "waah she copied pekora's laugh!! What a bitch". Glad those fuckers stopped and have now accept the way kiara's laugh as hers
This pose really looks bad for the back
[Kiara news] She is being hunted
>ywn have sensual low energy sex with low energy kiara
>>8773240>No Inalow effort bait
>>8773151Based saviorfag
KFP, you Oshi might have had a bit of the Devil's Lettuce.
Did Kiara just...
>>8772890>PolandA-Anon?
>>8773276>>8773278more fujiTV stories?
>>8768088my enemy... my friend...
>>8773263I guarantee you that company does not have the requisite fax machines needed to do business with a Japanese company.
>>8773299I think she did...
"stealth running"?
These fucking dream stories are always insane
>Kiara dreaming about being hunted down for being a virgin.Kek
>Kiara alluded to her virginityholy fuck
>>8773284and really good for the dick. I think it's a fair trade off.
>spooky shit follows Kiara because she's still a virginyou know what to do KFP
>>8773091Very based
>>8772854Holy shit I cannot wait for those two dummies to collab.
>>8773284not really, its actually really comfortable if you aren't in your 40s and still can stretch somewhat
KIARA IS TALKING ABOUT UNICORNFAGS, IT'S YOU, YOU WERE IN HER DREAMS, /HLGG/
She's been watching too much Netflix
wait did Kiara seriously claim to be a virgin in members only? do I really have to pay 5 dollars to hear this?
>>8773318>Kiara>virginity
>>8772854She described her own laugh as a dying seal during her Q&A and she wasn't kidding. I think she might be a bit self-conscious of it and tries to force that 'niihiihii' cartoon character laugh instead but I love that Kiara-esque windshield wiper squeak, she shouldn't be embarrassed about it.
This is a metaphor for Nintendos awful online service
That's it, I'm rejoining KFP
>>8773284But look how hot it is
>>8773330>we
Someone explain Kiara's dreams. What do they mean?
The unvirginization... maybe it wasn't for us
>yellow Nintendo switches falling underwaterWhat the fuck did my oshi smoke
OH NObtw i saw this building during the olympics and absolutely lost my shit in front of my whole family, and i couldn't explain why
>>8773335Nah, it's more like she was self inserting as the protagonist f the show she was watching
>>8773335>This is the average threadreader
>>8773284It's actually really easy to do and good in many ways for women, health wise.I think all women should strive to take this pose in their every day life.Anyway here's a random twitter link.https://twitter.com/_NaokiSaito/status/1430921198091726851
Kiara please stop dreaming up new rrats
Kiara????????????????????????????
>>8773018because even when one of the girls shows clear improvement, it's enough for her to slip up once for schizos to act like she committed some grand transgression, never intended to improve, had insincere motivation etc.if there cannot be honest debate then fuck off, I'll just love and defend my oshi
Kiara...your dreams are weird
Kiara(my oshii) is a pure virgin(Your oshi) is a whore
>>8773335her first will be with me on our wedding night
distorted pekora gave kiara a paper saying that baelz was half austrian and half australian
Kiara has had photographs of her spread anus taken professionally
>>8773338She inhales so it does sound like she's dying but it's cute.
RRAT NEWS: SHE'S HALF AUSTRIAN HALF AUSTRALIAN
>>8773018Because Vtubers are bottom of the barrel entertainment, is grown ass women pretending to be anime girls and playing games live, and people paythem for making them feel good when they are cute. Is not fine arts, is not supposed to be contemplated and judged, just accept it as it is or go watch something else.
>>8773356>spoilerLMAO
I'm not KFP but I'll impregnate Kiara for themt. Mori Calliope
>Kiara dreaming up new rrats.
https://youtu.be/le9AAt8B5GcCan someone please tell Fauna that ASMR is fucking weird
Mumei.
Is Kiara a schizo?
>>8773356Same, it's incredibly recognisable
>>8773393no, do it yourself once she gets monetization
>>8773393You're fucking weird
>>8773356that is a weird building lol
>>8773393Aren't you streaming, Kiara?
>sleepy KiaraDidn't expect to start on a high note, but here we are.
Which Holo is the best to cuddle with?
>>8773298Have you seen how much akasupas cost in Poland?
Anyone have the Mumei soundposts?
Kiara would be so good at whispering...
JWU who won the mk tournament?who came last?
DREAM RICE CHALLENGER
>>8773374>>8773392/hlgg/'s rrats have been lacking so she needs to dream up her own.
I can't believe Fall Guys is still alive
This is the Fall Guys with KFP experience
>Kiara gets cool dreams about being hunted down by devirginization robots in FujiTV>the only dream I've had in the last month was having a talking dog best friend and spending my last hours with him as he dies of old ageWhat the fuck, this is fucking bullshit
>>8773427ameame
>>8773417Okayu seems like she'd be lovely.
J** I dreamed I was migo. It felt weird. I'm not even 35p
>>8773393>100 ARS - Fauna, I don't like thing.
>>8773417Any ID holo
>>8773428whoever said that was a genius
>>8773427INAWINSLOLIofi....
>>8773384
>>8773427/hlgg/
>>8773427Ina won, I haven't come yet
>>8773281I haven't stopped. Kiara obviously copied Pekora's laugh. She thinks it is a thing that vtubers do. Just check her roommate for her laugh and tell me she sounds like Pekora. Her laugh is as fake as her annoying chicken voice.
>>8773393>Literally advertises herself as an asmrtuber>WHY IS SHE DOING ASMR IT'S WEIRDJust go to someone else fag I don't like ASMR either but I don't bitch because EN needed one of these for that exact crowd that likes them.>>8773427Ame. For both. Ina and Iofi.
>>8773427InawinslolLoafy...
>>8773356All I can think of is Digimon S1 when Kari and Tai go back to their apartment in Odaiba in the real world.
>Kiara going on a tangent about her going on tangents.All is well with the world.
>>8773395IS CUTE!!!!!!!!
>>8773427InaIofi...
>>8773298anyone who SCs in polish money has 'fuck you money', the conversion rate is the second worst out of all currencies
>>8773427Ina IRyS Reine were top 3Ame Risu Iofi were bottom 3
>>8773425you want my dick to explode? It is good that she contains her power.
>>8773240Heres a (You) for the attempt brother
>>8773427Iofi won by consistently coming in last
>>8773284god matsuri is a dirty slut
Yes Kiara, you might just be good enough to choose a build that's good for drifting!
>>8773436Are you horny for blondes?
>>8773018Look at the rest of /vt/ and you have exactly what you are looking for. There's a chunk of posters in this thread that use this general as a sort of hiding place from negativity. There's literally an Ame anti thread up right now that almost certainly won't get deleted because its technically on topic ( it's regarding her attitude on the Mario kart) . Just acknowledge that this general has turned into a wannabe " unity" split thread and use the whole board. If you have a legitimate non troll criticism about a Holo make a thread about it.
Why are Koreans like this?
>>8773449Ah the whole roommate bit again. Shocking I tell you
Mori............Love!
>>8773284>>8773344This is the menhera mating call position.
>>8773427Iofi won the dead last award with absolutely no fucking competition
>>8773389Even then it isn't like the "critisism" you usually see is the kind of stuff you'd take seriously for serious entertainmentMost schizophrenic faggots that try to shit the place up are pretty much the Vtuber equivalent of CinemaSins content
>>8773423there isn't much, but this is still the best one.
https://files.catbox.moe/wh2kym.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/wh2kym.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/wh2kym.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/wh2kym.mp4
>>8773484idk but they hot as fuck so idc
>>8773452Just a waste it had to be Fauna. Her design is wasted on this girly girl.
>>8773484Over 200 years of servitude
>>8773484I have no idea man
>>8773393More Mama for me.
>>8773436did you get raped by pekora at least?
>>8773466>Reinedidn't ollie get more 1st places than reine but generally, reine got more points?
>>8773423
This is unironically GFE. Your sleepy GF talking about her weird dreams and how her day went in a low voice. Just imagine she's talking to you, her head on you shoulders as you're both on the couch
I WILL fuck the menhera out of her and no one will stop me.
>>8773498I want to hear her play a horror game
>>8773025That Twitter account is really old. They most likely made it just in case, following NijiKR. I wouldn’t be surprised if they started using it soon though.
They're not getting the lost subs back, are they?
>>8773382I fucking lost my sides at how quick she accepted that
>>8773512still dont care for fauna as a streamer but OOOOOOOUUUUUHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
>>8773526Let us know if you succeed or she cuts off your penis
>>8773417I want to hug Nene and squeeze her hard so she can't breathe. But only for a second, I wouldn't want to actually hurt her.
>>8773500
>>8773522Hey, anon. That hurts a bit, stop that.
>>8773522Please.. Dont. man.
virgin choses the meta character with the best statschad choses a character that looks like him
>>8773498>>8773519>>8773525Mumei cute!
Stop posting Mumei, she's DUMB and FORGETFUL
>>8773484Because they've literally never won a war in all of history and have been the bitch of its neighbors for over 2,000 years.
>>8773417Your oshi.
>>8773536ill give susan a month they work slow, if not then theyre in the void.
>>8773512Is your mother younger than you? How old are you? She just sounds nothing like a mama.
https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1431335977499328516Mamaloni...
>>8773536Didn't it take more than a week before Kiara got hers back with the 900k bullshit?
>>8773101They always get my wife's order wrong and I have to go get it fixed for her
>>8773522How about you shut your whore mouth?
>>8773479yeah>>8773510Marine was there. She was being flirty and I was so frustated because I couldn't fuck her.
>>8773568Well.. North Korea sort of won.
>>8773417Mori.
I have a friend thay actually says LOL at something funny.
>>8773561But Kiara has just confirmed that she is a virgin and she chose Baby Daisy because she looks like her.
>>8773593Yeah me
I had a couple dreams about Kiarain some of them I'm stalking her...
>>8773577The crunchy hipaloni...
>>8773498The weird breathing she does after is great
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXhttps://twitter.com/wataamage/status/1431335204111663106?s=19
I love hopping on Twitter and seeing meme50 and other doujin artists tweeting about Hololive
Speaking of dreams, you guys ever dreamed of being in anime before?I dreamed of being both the man and the girl in separate dreams. And I always end up naked. Weird.>>8772927God, the cope in you is strong.Also, normalfag opinions are not relevant
>>8773449yeah she copied pekoras laugh years before hololive existed. amazing.
>>8773577ahh...
>>8773577What is this, eromanga sensei? Come on Mamaloni, your brain reps!
>>8773577she's also a cute autist...
>>8773536>They're not getting the lost subs back, are they?Nope, because Susan's a cunt. BUT, you can always watch Sana and sub to her regardless! She's a huge space nerd, great at video games, chatty and funny, sweet, 0% salt even when playing difficult games and her problem solving abilities are A+.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsUj0dszADCGbF3gNrQEuSQ
>>8773572She's Mama Nature. She just sounds young for her age.
>I would totally not mind suckingKiara?
>>8773577She needs dick whether she wants it or not
>>8773577The hipaloni...
>>8773593I say sigh instead of actually sighing.
>>8773578It took about two weeks after that for everyone to get a sudden sub boost. However, the whole company was hit so we don't know when exactly it began
>>8773500>they didn't make her say, "i'm gonna get pregnant yabe"
>>8773433i dreamed about being part of a filming crew doing a softcore porn movie in the Swiss alps, and the protagonist was Nenebut she didn't look like Nene nor her roommate (which i don't even know), she had her voice but she looked SEA, one of my colleagues got touchy and she clocked himi am not part of a filming crew
>>8773298Youtube currency rate adjustments aren't particularly consistent. Poland is one of the aberrations that benefits from it.
>>8773417I want to lovingly cuddle to sleep with shuba while my hand rests gently on her notably soft butt
>>8773374Between the Ina sleeping stream and the Irys is a santa elf rrat Kiara is hellbent on putting global and /vt/ out of business.
>>8773522s-stop...
>warm and bubbly>cold and ruthless>carries with subtle commentary>delivers impeccable quips and puns>is actually incredibly smart>is actually dum>least subbed>most subbedThey truly are the ying and the yang. Wtf I'm /spacetime/ now.
>>8773578That's different. I believe she didn't get her subs stolen, but her growth was really slow and then suddenly she got a ton as catch up.
>>8773522God I’m so fucking in love with this woman! I hate it…
>>8773311not a problem. and even if it was, jasrac is a japanese company and the hfa catalog is probably accessible through them. jasrac is also partnered with bmi and ascap for public performance rights. is cover's legal department stupid or am i understanding all this incorrectly? i've done a cover through songfile (hfa's service for mechanical licenses) and it was pretty easy.>JASRAC has shifted to a unilateral agreement with HFA which allows JASRAC to license HFA repertoire in Japan.>JASRAC has concluded representation agreements for performing rights with ASCAP, BMI, and SESAC.
>>8773526
give it to me straight, what are the chances of gura not canceling her stream tonight
>>8773577Confirmed fatso?
This is now an ASMR thread. Post your favorite ASMR.
>>877365450/50
Iofi...
>It was hard to come up with praise for the losers in the back.
>>8773620I'm KFP, anon. I was on Space coin day one.
>>8773654shork hort
>>8773654She sounded kinda rough
>>8773577KEK you need more protein mama!
>>8773522Bro... don't do this to me...
>>877365450/50 either she does or she doesn't.
Mori's voice was super sexy during Mario Kart
>>8773660You try doing that pose, fucker.
>>8773654Did she sound sick during the mario kart stream?
>>8773606No but I have long and weirdly elaborate dreams that feel like the plot of a game or a TV show that I write down when I wake up
>>8773660>If you can't do pic you're fatNo anon humans just can't do this
>>8773536
>>8772765doki doki
>>8773669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HEzVoa08T4
>>8773522I've been telling you guys, Kiara is the true GFE. Little bit annoying and whiny, talks about her crappy shows you do not care about in the slightest, obsessed with her pets. I love her so much.
>If you don’t know the right button to gasKIARA?!
>>8773645
>>8773500TT o TT
>>8773660>you will never grip mamaloni's love handleswhy even wake up in the morning
>>8773699Waku waku
>>8773693Kek, that's cute anon
Why did Cover hire a very depressed person?
>>8773606>the namefag is backi can't tell if you're doing this ironically, to falseflag as ayamefriend or whatever but you have to stop
>>8773669RJ236838
Gura please don't cancel. This bitch gets sick more than anyone in EN and is in the top 5 of all of Hololive when it comes to that.
>>8773654>>8773687Honestly it seems like her sickness is reaching it's peak so I wouldn't fault her for taking tonight off.
>>8773615Which video includes her pekora laugh?
IRySogood!
>>8773691>No anon humans just can't do this
>>8773536I think people have to resubscibe manually, some may have changed their minds and some are retards not aware of the missing subs
>>8772765I think Hololive is more entertaining than any TV on right now.
>>8773712Business as usual?
>>8773645Someone said it in a thread last night after the watch along finished but they really are the Mihoshi and Kiyone of HololiveOne's a big blonde gyaru that acts dumb but is smart and the other one's a dark-haired psuedo badass that acts smart but is actually dumb
>>8773712i can fix her
>>8773498It's gonna be great watching the newbies round out their character as moments like this keep happening
>>8773712Because she's cute and YAGOO is a saviorfag
>>8773701>outfit reveal stream was her taking you shoppingactual gfe instead of idealized gfe
>>8773526Not if I do it first
>>8773712Depressed people bring in mad cash. Look at Mori
>>8773727Notice the legs
>>8773712>So, what are your special skills?>I hate my life....>You're hired!
Hey, if you guys want something somewhat fun to schizo out over during Mumei's stream instead of being just retarded schizos, remember that she promised Fauna that she wouldn't use wood as a material in Construction Simulator out of respect for her nature, try and find out how long that's gonna last
>>8773727>Posts a fucking Olympian>She STILL isn't doing the pose rightYou're a retard
>>8773712She talks like I do and I'm (probably) not depressed
>>8773690Holy shit me too.Like, I feel like these dreams could become really good plots for an anime or movie, sometimes I wake up trying to write it down but when I get up I forget 80% of it.
>>8773712Yagoo collects broken girls, newfag
>>8773704sus
Kiara is cute without her tiny turkey leg hat!
>>8773536Over 3 billion hours in paint.net. I have no idea how many subs in total they've nuked, 400k seemed fitting.
>>8773669https://youtu.be/nWTgS3JFVkkNon-holo: https://youtu.be/ICkhsCOSI0s
>>87737271. That's an olympic-level gymnast2. Her legs are not spread out nearly enough
>>8773712Because they already have like half a dozen of those. What's one more?
>>8773712Mentally healthy people are bad streamers.
Headache something something pregnancy
>>8773660no, that pose is fucking impossible for a normal person
>>8773727>Mamaloni can't do something an Olympian can do (she's not even doing it right), she must be fatCome now
>>8773727Gratze
>>8773727Legs straightTorso pointed downHead upShe's doing none of those
>>8773712I find it funny how different her default pose looks from her in motion model. Like she always has a slight smile and her eyes are a bit more dilated.
>>8773455Same but with the fight vs Myotismon in mind
>>8773782At this point being female may as well be a symptom of pregnancy!
>>8773770fucking kek
>>8773727The feet need to be flat on the ground with straight legs.
>>8773727I T A L I A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AET2QAG00Wswas this friend..... Sana?
>>8773660My sister is a cheerleader and she can't do this, some of of her teamates can tho
Go outside once in a while, /hlgg/.
>>8773669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEQInzRHxwMNever forget.
>>8773785thats part of why its becoming viral, it’s the jack-o pose ‘challenge’ for a reason
>>8773654I'm hoping she's getting some rest now, she'll probably decide if she feels up to it later. I won't mind if she decides to take the rest of the day off though, she sounded pretty sick still this morning
Allright, zatsudan only! I don't like Fallguys anyway
>>8773754I write it down on an app the second I wake up if it's good enough but there's usually holes in them or they don't go very far. I just had one last night and think it's a really interesting plot, I might try to turn it into a story.
>>8773736>Mihoshi and KiyoneOh FUCK, fucking thank you for that anonI swear I saw one episode of that anime when I had a fever a decade or so ago and never fucking figured out what it was, now I fucking know
>>8773809Probably
>>8773770Kek. Thanks anon
>>8773810>her teamatesYour sister is Emily?
>>8773577She's quickly joining Choco in my hags that need to be bred list
Another cooking stream next week?
>>8773770nice
>>8773669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68JQtxTzjqcJust gonna get the meme answer out of the way.
>>8773815But it's hot and humid and I pass out if I spend too much time outside.
>>8773810i fucked her
>>8773845The gloves come back next week!
>>8773746I know>NumberfaggingIgnore if you hate it, but I'm REALLY curious to see how their superchat numbers do when they get SC's enabled. Irys is really surprising me because she's actually kept up pretty consistent numbers, I thought she'd massively decline 2 weeks after being enabled but she's kept up good supacha numbers. Obviously not to the level of Mori, Kiara or even Gura, but she's on par, if not doing better than Ame or Ina.
>>8773727>italians>human
>>8773810hi anon. how old is your sister?
>>8773793the main problem seems to be that her neck has >90deg angle to her spine. okayu one >>8773691 is more realistic
>>8773722not on her own channel, 5 years ago
>>8773836>Didn't watch it after school on toonami 20 years ago
>>8773815>100 degree heat index"No."
>be me >good for nothing 24 year old neet>my life is all about watching Risu, Ollie and Risu>my father is working in Germany and sends most of the money home>its only me and me mum home>I have a bad habit of cumming inside the bathtub and leaving it in>My mom usually takes her bath after me>She told me she is pregnant even though she didnt have sex with dad for around 4 month ago, in April when he left>She thinks that i raped her in her sleepIs it possible to get pregnant from cum filled bathwater? Or my mother is a cheating whore and want to blame me for sleeping around with random niggers?
>>8772973
Bros, I don't think she'll be playing Fall Guys today.
>>8773736Mihoshi had already crossed my mind with Sana, that's a surprisingly good fit.
>>8773868i fucked her
>>8773587Nah, they launched a war and failed to achieve their objectives in any way, and they lost so badly they had to be bailed out by China just to get back to prewar status quo.
Kiara's in the mood...
Yes Kiara please cook schnitzel. Schnitzel is the best shit
>>8773770based and susan hate
>>8773872Good. I prefer Zatsus
>>8773868Jesus christ dude, what the fuck are you doing watching Ollie
>>8773815That sounds like a very bad idea
>>8773691guess we won't know until some anon tries and posts photos
>>8773872I still can't believe Kiara doesn't just do plain ol' zatsudan streams.
Please don't Kiara, I'm fucking hungry right now...
30 minutes, hold the line owlbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiOz1mPJlIdon't forge to watch mumei in 30 minutes
J*U, missed the Mario Kart tournament, who's VOD should I watch?
>>8773868>Risu, Ollie and Risu
>>8773900I'm hungry
Wait you actually can't do Jack-O pose? What are you overweight?
>>8772851JORK
>>8773910Iofi's
Damn that food looks pretty fucking good. I can't wait for that cooking stream
>>8773868Sir, this is a KFP.
>>8773897The trouble with zatsudans is that you actually need to do shit outside of streams to talk about. Kiara doesn't think she does enough because she streams a lot and does prep outside of that.
Any ck/ here? is it still a schnitzel if I cut the meat thin or I have to make it thin by punding it?
>>8773894anothar one
>>8773894>another onejesus, Kiara is going to have tens of Jack'O pose fanarts by the end of this fad
I love perky breasts.
>>8773869ADVANCE FOOOORTH!
>>8773897She does but she calls em superchat readings, sasuga Australian efficiency
>>8773907i will forger
>>8773910Irys's and Iofi's
>>8773907I need to stay awake for work so no
>>8773928Make it thin by pounding it with a meat hammer.
why aren't you listening to risu?
I really appreciate that when Kiara mentions some German/Australian dish, someone always types it in the chat so I can google it.
>>8773894This is what, the fourth one she's gotten? How many more there can never be enough
>>8773894More! I need more!
>>8773815I go outside everyday.
>>8773907>construction simulatorthis game is pretty neat but I hope it doesn't melt her fucking computer
>>8773910Ina, IRyS, Reine, Ame or Loafy
>>8773727I could do thisI could even touch my forehead with my feet similar to a sea lionand I'm a guy
>>8773868Nice larp but since you asked>it possible to get pregnant from cum filled bathwatersperm has a really short life spam and is also very fragileextremelly unlikely
>>8773868I hope you go to prison for watching IDs.
I love that you can tell when Kiara's really excited to talk about something, she really perks up.
>>8773936And I love breasty perks!
>>8773928Tenderizing isn't just about thinning out the meat you are breaking down rigid fibers too
>>8773903
>>8773815I haven't been outside in two years and don't plan to start now.
>>8773955you don't know schnitzel? where are you from?
Well?https://litter.catbox.moe/7ezhy6.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/7ezhy6.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/7ezhy6.png
>>8773815lol no
>>8773995ew
>>8773987What the fuck, how
>>8773727Is this why the barbarians sacked Rome?
>>8773897She's always pressured by the idea of doing zatsudan without a main content to fall back on. Yet as usual she could go on for hours just bouncing off her chat.
>>8773995Gross.
>>8773998sup Mori
>>8773989It’s spaetzle, not schnitzel
>>8772765I watch cause my oshi is funny, interesting, talented, and cute, and it makes me feel happy and warm watching her. Other VTubers cause they're also entertaining and/or cute.Also I like the medium more than IRL streamers cause it feels like they can be more creative with what they do and more over the top / themselves without it seeming cringe.
>>8773989She’s not talking about schnitzel though?
>>8773995Thats a big labia
>>8773903>>8773907I can't wait to watch my cute daughterwife on the telly
Spinach is disgusting, how does Popeye do it?
>>8774024>>8774024>>8774024>>8774024
I like when Key-ara says pictah
>HoloEN>Japanese language skill correlates inversely to subs>HoloEN2>Japanese language skill correlates inversely to subs???
>>8773910If you want maximum content, watch your favorite girl, then afterwards watch your next favorite girl who is on the opposite team in the second cup, and then the second or third girl for the third cup. If you want winners, watch Ina, Irys, Reine, Ollie, Kiara The second + third will get you perspectives on all teams
>>8773894Goddamn my wife is hot
It's a bit sad that half of Luna's art tag is art of her with Subaru, Matsuri or with full gen 4. She isn't that popular in Japan, huh?
>>8774002I could see that being true for someone who is already a NEET combined with lockdowns.
>>8773815It's fucking 90 degrees outside, fuck no. I'll die out there. Staying here with my A/C on full blast
>>8773868Am i the only one thinking that IRyS' face looks super seductive and sexy on pekora's face?
>>8774020>>8774023ah ogey my bad
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
KAESESPAETZLE IS THE NEXT HOLOTALK GUEST
>>8774002You can do a lot from home, Anon.
Australian *wink* fags. Rate Kiara's taste
>>8774054Cute!
>>8773995>Some old bitch wearing a Gork shirtGo ask a hobo at the bus stop.
>>8774037THEY ARE
>>8774002the normalfag is baffled by the hikkineet doctrine
>>8773809Oh, yeah probably. Good job remembering this.
>>8772765streams make good background noise
>>8774043The baby persona is a pretty big filter even though she can be pretty based.
>>8773795She's happy to be streaming...
>>8773522It hurts
>>8773815I'd rather not
>>8774002>>8774046I've only done it for a year, but it's not hard.Work from home, have your groceries delivered.
How boring will the owl be tonight?
Kiara has been talking nonstop for 30 minutes while half asleep. How does she do it? She may be the best talker I know.
>>8773588No, Mori is for pump and dump.No kiss, no cuddle.
Just talk with us Kiara...
https://youtu.be/pLI1zPQwpo8?t=10188is there a soundpost of this triple-arrow moment yet
kiara's atama is itaing
Why does all Austrian food look like something you'd feed to a pig
>>8773809I hear them called thongs in west NA too.It's used interchangeably with flip-flops. East seems to mainly use the latter.
>>8774101More boring than usual
>>8774101She's going to be exhausted from yesterday's sex marathon
>>8774106ndyo64.mp4
>>8773649>is cover's ________ stupidthe answer is yesthe answer is always yes
>>8774119I wanna be a pig then... that food looks fucking delicious
>>8773815it's rainy...
>>8774104austrians have a thing for it
>>8773736>Mihoshi and KiyoneHOW COVER DOES THAT WTF
>>8774116>OH MY GAWD>IT'S THA NUMBAHS!I need this.
>>8774116Not that I know of, but holy fucking shit there should be
>>8774101it's going to be COMFY
>>8773712I'm having a Mori is depressed time loop but with KroniiSTOP
>>8773273I feel the same way.. I love her and I can't help it, but I also know that there's zero chances of ever meeting her.Either you better yourself and find someone you can actually be with IRL or fall into depression
>>8774037what correlates and inversely mean?
>>8773868You have bad taste in chuubas
>See Tee Ar ElI need to compile a list of all Holos that say this
>>8772765Killing time, music, and dopamine rush when my oshi participates in a FPS tournament
>>8774113Okay, fag.
God, Kiara is so fucking cute.
>>8774116oh fuck this is perfect kek
>>8774127yeah, with me
>>8773815>AC at 68Nah
So did Mori move or she's just visiting home? I don't watch streams btw
>>8773151Based saviourfag. That's truly the "idol experience".
Is this erotic? Can i get banned for it? Will the advertisers see this?
I'm play fall guys with KFP!
>>8774116Making it now
Are you guys schizo? Kiara isn't live
>>8774187Yes
>>8774037The fuck are you talking about with EN2? Hakos is easily the best (or rather the only one actually even decent) at Japanese and she's in the middle.
>>8774078I get that for foreigners, but I thought they'd like it given all the loli characters they have in anime over there
What the fuck does this mean?
>>8774187Visiting for now but it seems she wants to make some kind of "base" over in America.
>6k+ waiting for Owl 20 mins before streamWhat? I thought /hlgg/ told me that everyone hated her though?
>>8774132She won
>>8774043She just needs to announce a lewd art review
>>8774197I knew I could count on you!
>>8774191YesMaybeYes
>>8774191I'm looking to advertise on this 4channel, but I'll need more market data. Can you post more so I can inform my boss?
That pose is fucking stupid>neck is broken>Column is fuckedI HATE IT
Wait, are those all KFP?
Has Mori or Haachama confirmed the date for the English Learning stream?
>>8774203Shut the fuck up and let me dream.
>>8774187Visiting family and setting up a second home in the states to stream from.
>>8772765Seeing idol dreams come true, ASMR, GFE and also for sexual reasons
>>8774208(tree)top jumblePretty sure it's the name of a stage in a Donkey Kong game.
>>8774226but SEX
No Sana stream today… whats the point..
>oppen thread>ask "why the thread is so shit?" without reading through it first>get a different reason every time, no matter the hourSo it is safe to assume the thread is always shit then.
>>8774191YNY
>>8774155>I love her and I can't help it, but I also know that there's zero chances of ever meeting her.Good news for you and the guy you responded to: that's literally what being a gosling means, you did it!You've successfully mantled both the surface and deeper concept of the Hollywood Actor. Emotional attachment, acceptance that it will never happen, but the slight little twinge of sadness at that fact that doesn't go away, but doesn't take over your feelings, either, that lets you live in the same way he felt on that staircase.
>Giving honest answers to threadreadersWhere's the fun in that?
https://youtu.be/pLI1zPQwpo8?t=4822ogey
>>8774203Alternate reality anon...
I died in front of Kiara!
>>8774256Just look up at night
>>8774231It's today, we just don't know what time. Could be JP primetime or it could be 8ish hours from now, just judging by Haachama's previous collab times. That said, we don't know whose channel it's on.
Dear Hooligans and Doxxfags,Please do not shit up the thread whilst Watame is still streaming.All my love,Sheepshaggerxxx
>>8774106Aki could actually pull it off I bet
>>8774257I sometimes answer just so you will stay away and shit up the thread less.
>>8774217That wouldn't show people Luna's strong points, that she's pretty mature and nerdy as well as a musically talented woman
>>8774211I hate her a lot, which is why I'm gonna watch her vid, leave a like and subscribe to her channel the fucking bitch.
FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT DROP AT THE END KILLED ME
>>8774203Kiara is always live in my heart.
>>8774191She used the first pic of this set in her thumbnail what does she want to do with that
I HATE how much I love Kiara!
>>8774256I'm NGMI
>>8774191god that is a perfect butt T u T
INA IS SO FUCKING FLATWhy dioes EN doesn't have a delicious flat holo? BULLSHIT
>>8773036IRyS has been around for what, a month and a half? How the hell are you already gosling for her?
will we grow as much on kronii, kronies?
Holorodent love!
[Kiara News] Kiara is sad that KFP will start dying next month by reaching the one year membership.
>>8772884Watch Mei!
One month until the bucket...
>>8774228Not watching but I did see the community post so its members only
>>8774203I took the 5g vaxshe's streaming straight into my brain now
>>8774226I mean, if you are crowchingas Jacko you deserve a broken spine.
Kiara, you run a company. Many must die.
Kiara...
I fucking love Kiara so much bros... she wants to change her membership icons because she wants us to live instead of killing us and making us food... she's so cute!
>>8774211>179 dislikes on debut>80 dislikes on Journey stream.But they do. It's over hooligans; your oshi sucks.
>>8774300Ina Ina Ina....
When are we going to get a proper name, civilians?
>>8774300EN2 I mean, fuck, im drunk
>>8774191advertiser here, i love that but the meidos might not
[Good News] Kiara no longer wants to fry KFP!
My boss is too cute and softhearted...
>>8774313I wonder how many day 1 members for HoloMyth we even have in these threads these days?
Wow, it has been 11 months membership today.
>>8774211>/hlgg/ told meMaybe you're confusing this place with the catalog, friend, but no, no people don't really.especially after fucking /who/ found out their girl's main anti is a fucking piss-drinking furry, fucking hilarious
Someone post that image of the KFP wanting to become a phoenix, I didn't save it....
This jungle theme reminds me of Legend of the Hidden Temple.
>>8774328when teamates get a proper mascot
>>8774357I didnt ask you
>>8773647She literally got to 900k subs on stream and as soon as she ended the subs she got on that stream were removed plus some more, sub growth was also frozen for a few days then 2 weeks later she got like a 40k sub boost in the span on 6 hours along with other holos.YOUTUBE IS FUCKING GARBAGE NUMBERS DONT MEAN SHIT ANYMORE.
>>8774326>80 dislikes Is this the power of 5ch?
>>8773730I agree with this too. Hololive feels like a real life drama where you watch the characters develop, advance their careers, and become better (or worse) versions of themselves. I guess that's part of the idol experience
>>8774256the point is to see another daywith sana stream
/vt/ quick rundown on the Mario Kart tournament? I missed it
TAKANASHI KIARA ON THE MOOOON
>>8774347
>>8774358anon?
>>8774328She forgot, it's gone forever...
Bros.... Kiara just moved in next door to me. What do I do?
>>8774326all me and my smart fridgesi had to sell 100 of them to make renti bought so many smart fridges i'm in terrible debt
>>8774358Wrong thread, faggot.
When's the next Tako Bell and KFP collab?
>>8774365INAWINSLOL
>>8774326I watch neither Mumei nor Fauna for obvious reasons but I don't bother disliking their streams. What's the point?
>>8774367Only through spice factor. Not hotness.
>>8774367Thank you
>>8774365Ame won
>>8774343I hate that I wasn’t day one, but I was prepared to drop hololive if Coco and Chammers didn’t come back.
>>8774365Ame won.
>>8774365Just watch the damn thing
>>8774358How the fuck do you crossthread a reply? The fuck?
>>8774340Probably a few. I'm at 10m19d atm.
>>8774371ask if she's a virgin
Aqua is starting Nier Automata tonight. Her playthrough might be worth watching the game again
what do you think a normal person would think if they saw your ogey folder
>>8774365INAWINSLOLAMESMASHMORI MORNING SEX VOICEIOFI...
>>8774365Reine coasted through
>>8774365Mori did not get last place
She is so bad at the bubbles...
>>8774365Best girl wonPic not related
>>8774303>baffled by IRyS Goslings starting to pop up nearly two months after debut>when Ame's Goslings showed up in force on day fucking TWO DAYSanon, come on
>>8774300They had to get a full gen of cows to counterbalance Ina's perfect chest.
>>8774358anon forgot what thread he was in!
>>8774365
>>8774371Cook a lasagna and take it round to her saying you made to much. Shake her mothers hand. Make small talk about vidya. Invite them over sometime.
>>8773393>Almost 3k waiting for a stream 2hrs away
>>8774408>Anon are you autistic>yeah
>>8774326>179 dislikes on debutthat's the lowest amount among the EN2 debutsSana is leading in that aspect...
>>8774395how new?>>8774440faggot
>>8774365Mori's JWU voice=pure sex
>>8774155>Either you better yourself and find someone you can actually be with IRL or fall into depressioni've had girlfriends and the feeling is much much different, what i feel for this girls isn't a realistic love and a realistic love wouldn't replace themthis feeling is a new thing i only found watching vtubers and i'm addicted to it
>>8774365INAWINSLOLIRyS/Reine for runner upsAme for pure saltIofi...
>>8774371Move.
I heard a cute girl that sounded exactly like Mumei today
>>8774437I meant to say accidentally.
Thoughts on Kiara wanting to change the members icons?
>>8774345got a keyword?
>>8774256It's a bummer, but there's Ina/IRyS, Kronii, Aqua and Subaru later at least.
Kiara it's a fucking emoji, it's not that deep
>>8774462was it Mumei?
>>8769940The word is that he was expected to stop making & selling hololive porn as part of his business relationship with them, which makes sense.It's fully possible mamaloni doesn't even want to risk annoying them, or she might do it for personal reasons - she finds it weird to make porn of people she's social with. I know I can't beat off to certain characters because it just feels too weird.
>>8774365Anya got fucking shafted during the Yagoo Awards becoming literally who'd by Bitch Chicken
>>8774408Foolish of you to think I have any folders.
>>8774408>How many duplicates are in there?>I stopped trying to count a long time ago dude
>>8774226I just like it when a girl is willing to put her vag right up in my face on full display.You gotta be some kind of homo to not like that.
>>8773018>It doesnt mater if it makes good pointsI literally can't think of one time in the past month where this was true. It's always a fucking nothing burger blown out of proportion by some delusional schizo autist
Kiara acting like we would actually die when we hit 1 year
>>8774361>power of 5ch>>5ch5ch isn't anything like this place. There are no unicorns or idolfags there, so they don't care if a holo has a gf.
I LOVE KIARA SO MUCH
>>8774371suck her cock
She is being so fucking cute
>>8774427I had Anya pegged for dead last, but somehow Iofi was even worse than her.Fucking how?
>>8774365InawinslolIRyS secondHolotori tied for thirdMori was not lastAme threw her controllerIofi...
>>8774464I hope she realizes we do not actually die
We should save the icons, before she chickens out and switches it to something else.
>>8774135if i had a twitter account i would tell all this to that omega thing
SHE PROMISED, KFPSHE PROMISED TO EAT US
I saw Ame's thumbnail and my first thought was Pikamee.
How does everyone here feel about cronyism?
>>8774256Aw man I forgot she's not streaming today, I mean I can finally sleep, but at what cost
How do I hold on again?
[Sad news] Kiara is crying, again...
>>8773868
how do you hold on again?
>>8774408>Who or what is that silly little creature?
>>8774481how can you find what image you want to post without folders
>>8774462Yes, Gura streamed earlier.
>>8774431I showed Fauna's debut "singing" section to one of my more normalfag friends and at the end of it all he could say was>she's fucking dangerous, you shouldn't have shown me that, fuck, that's goodI'm inclined to agree
>>8773270yeah it does, it's just another case of garbage google translations
>>8774513It's based as fuck.
>>8774365It was just an excuse for EN to humiliate ID because they know full well JP would crush them if they challenged them.
>>8774340it's been quite the ride so far
Kiara... my heart...
>>8774256If you feel lonely at night, just look at the stars. Works for me, bro.
>>8773284https://twitter.com/0oMMLNo0/status/1431335977499328516>jackochallenge I tried it myself when drawing, but the hip joint still hurts, so humans should not do itmaybe you're right
like clockwork
Kiara is going gosling over KFP...
How do I hold again?
>>8774513it hasn't failed us yet!
>>8774408OGEY
Goddamn, Kiara really loves us.
>>8774525>He doesn't dump them all in one folder, sort by date, and just remember when he saved the pic he's looking forNGMI
Literally how the fuck do I find a gf like Kiara? She's literally fucking perfect
>>8774257It starts being shit the second you post.
>>8774525Autistic rote memorization. It's like how you memorize every ogey in your ogey folder but on a larger scale
>>8774547Everything points to mamaloni being in bad shape
>kiara doesn't want to eat me
>>8773199
>baelz streaming at a time people can catch her>up against guras time slotthe one time shes streaming where people can catch her it just had to be Gura god damn
>>8774528yeah her singing is dangerous, bloody segment made my ears bleed. oh and the asmr gave my dick irreparable damage but yeah
>>8774513>my oshi was already fucking your oshi before she even existedNothing personell, bottoms
>Kiara this streamhttps://youtu.be/1OQD0KQcp50?t=113
>>8774478He saw how big Hololive was getting and tried to squeeze more cash out of them after everything had already been settled.Then when that didn't work, instead of waiting until he could renegotiate or just coping he went schizo.
>>8774300KONO DIOES DA
>>8774408What the fuck?
Sana stream doko
>>8773393go back faggot
>>8774498God I love my retarded wife so much!
>>8774528She fucking sounds like Noel though
>>8774513I like meritocracy so I fucking despise it. But Sana is also good at what she does so I'm conflicted.
>>8774408I actually use an ogey as my whatsapp profile pic, which I only use for work's chat group
>MumeismCringe
>>8774340I'm a day 1 but I got pushed back a few days because of a few failed payments
>>8774340Probably a decent handful. I'm still kind of sad I held off on buying my oshi's for like a month since I was hesitant to spend money.
Why do KFP pretend that Kiara is streaming?
Tick Tock bros?!
>>8774384>for obvious reasons>he believed
>>8774468>>8749371>>8767076
>>8774513I want to complain but I can't. She did a good job
>OBJECTIVE EN2 RANKINGS (HLGG EDITION)1. Kronii2. Sana3. Fauna4. Baelz5. Mumei
>>8774575Give them a break Guras been going crazy this week. Though today's stream might be cancelled since she's clearly very sick.
>>8774468Oh, no no no, by all means, when it comes to shitting on these retards, don't be so modest in your request. Better to give you what's left of it after the faggot ran and hid "tail.">>8749371
>"MUMEISM" spam in chatAre owl guys gonna be obnoxious fans?
>Catching up to Rimworld VOD>Gura giggling every time she says "misogynist">Gura rolling Vergil first try>Ame incapable of being social>Mori being a dumb tough wimp>Ame going to sleep and Mori doing all the work the first night>Chat saying tummy hort when Gura complains Ame isn't doing anythingJesas, this a comedy.
>>8774607I always hide the chat
>>8774340I had to delay my membership to Ame by two days because my bank sucks dicks.
>>8774614Why is Ina holding a piece of wood?
>>8774614Because I miss her...
>>8774629The mosquito burner kills it wtf
>>8774574Hussie you clown, look at how you still taint search results over 6 years later
>>8774340
>>8774633I am /hlgg/ and I think that you are wrong.
Gotta love the crowd of people waiting for her to finish.
>>8773716I swear I saw this exact post and response 10 threads ago. Is /hlg/'s shitposting bot finally operational?
>>8774559You can't, the only Takanashi Kiara in the world is the Takanashi Kiara you are watching right now.
>>8774623uhm… KFkeks?
>>8774513The only good pick in EN2 was a nepotistic pick, so...
Chiar...
>>8774512>he thought
>>8774653Something feels wrong about this trinity...
>>8774340Day 1 teamate
>>8774603and that's a good thing
you people actually will watch Mumei?
>>8774628>>8774638Every fucking time without fail. Antis are ALWAYS pathetic retards.
>>8774614>pic related
>>8774633swap rat with deer
>>8774513Can you niggers fuck off with this past life shit? Who gives a fuck who knew who before
>>8774665KEK >Mother, the lasagna is getting cold can you hurry up?
>>8774603Anon, I said """singing,""" not her singing
Why is Firefox still blocked from posting images? Sure I can spoof my browser or use chrome, but why was it blocked in the first place?
>>8774648one of my greatest fears after the "fubuki discovers furries" thing is that she would find out what homestuck is
>>8774637>obnoxious people spamming prechatIt's just the retarded 12 year olds who will get bored in a month.
>>8774633Everything works out if you push Kronii down to 3
>>8774665KFP are pretty cute
Kiara... she's having so much fun at least kek
>>8774641>>Gura rolling Vergil first tryDon't forget Vergil being a neurotic nerd that's only good at melee.
>>8774690It really isn't, especially since Noel doesn't even try anymore.
>>8774638>>8774628>this one twitter guy is a fag so we'll now dismiss the evidence and act like neither mumei nor fauna openly posted (and even talked on stream in fauna's case) about their bfs
>>8774513This would be real nepotism if Sana was a skillless hack that Ina liked. This isn't the same as Anyas connection to Reine.
>>8774633
Do you think Gura will play that Spongebob game that Ame played? I feel like she would enjoy it for some reason
>>8774502>we
>>8774675>nepotisticIs this the new buzzword? Can you niggers actually look up what this word means
>>8774664YOU'RE /hlgg/!?!?!?!
>>8774340day one chumbud here, waiting for my trident
>>8774633This but Kronii and Sana swapped and then Fauna and Baelz swapped and then Baelz and Kronni swapped and then you put Mumei first
KFP will be a vegan establishment from now on!
>>8774633Move the Rat and the Aussie up a ranking each and you have the accurate rankings.
>>8774340I'm jewish so I only renew my membership when there is a stream I want to watch, I haven't had a Gura membership for a couple of weeks and I haven't missed any streams because of it
>>8773669I was high as fuck for the first time about a year ago and I listened to Okayus ASMR. It was amazing. I don't smoke often at all but God damn that was some transcendent shit.
>>8774633Swap Baelz and Ceres and you'd be right.
>>8773654I give it a 70% chance of cancelation. She won't have the energy to be Gawr today (she was planning on going red for this stream)
>>8773951I am now
>>8774727*cums on you*
>>8774712Isn't homestuck like 95% text? How would she understand any of it?
>>8774727t. furfag
>>8774641it was a really good stream
>>8774513not deleted yet, mods are gods
>>8774704Oh, sorry. I thought you meant "singing" as in she's so bad it barely constitutes as singing, considering that was the absolute state of the karaoke portion.
>>8774665in one hand that cute, in the other hand doesn't that kinda defeats the purpose off the game?
Kiara shitting me out...
>>8774738Nice
>>8774727>t. Kazamilol
I'M ON HOPIUM FOR THIS STREAMI HOPE TO NOT BE DISAPPOINTED
>>8774633This but every rank is Sana
>>8774665Wonderful
>>8774727>still seething after being BTFO in the . thread
>>8774653What in the unholy fuck is that combo?
>>8774738>first orator is a sodomiteMy sides
>>8774623It's over. Kiara can do wat she wants, she will never be popular.
Kiara. We want to BECOME
>>8774727>this one guyWe know it's it's you, furfag.
>>8774765yeah i'm sure that the gigantic amount of text is what's keeping us safe
>>8773356pls explain...
>open steam >Watame is being cute>keep stream open
>>8774739She's too scared to even comment in chat during it so no.
>>8774742Maybe you should try that first?
>>8774637They're wall to wall saviorfags, they're going to the the worst.
>HOLOEN TIER LISTRanked on:>entertainment>design>voice>talentfour dimensions.
I forgor
>>8774712>>8774765I remember some korean westaboos that did read mspaint adventures but I doubt any japanese come close to that
>>8774633This unironically
>>8774776The purpose of the game is to play with Kiara.If she gets kicked out they all lose.
>>8774575>live in a timezone where you get to watch Gura live>still whineI don't get it
>>8774638This just seems like one of their many attempts to find a main bad guy to pin this on. Just like they tried to pin it on some nijinigger who supposedly hated the roommate and was going to anti her.
>>8774738>truly thy not observed a single spectacleMy sides
>>8774727Yiff in hell, furfaggot
>>8774739No, she knows that it will summon a legion of HERfags
>>8774738>watch streamsjesus i fucking love these
It's time!
So past life discussion is ok since EN2 debuted now? Or?
>Civilization develops a cultPottery
>>8774637As an owlfag, hopefully (heh) they will cease within the next month
Use LICK on TUM
Please don't forgor
>>8774719Did all of the vergilposters use their collective autism to rewrite reality in order to have Vergil haunt her for the rest of her life?
>>8774494If my oshi had a cock, and you told me I had to suck it every day in order to make her happy? I would say no problem.
>14 dislikesUhhhh incelbros??? weren't we cancelling the owl whore????
>>8774727>this guy is behind all those post in /vt/ guysowls are pathetic just like KFP. maybe they are KFP
>>8774835It's still a dumb fucking narrative
>>8774853Yeah Mumei is Gura
>>8774774Oh no yeah, that was something alright, I was honestly surprised she went for it at that point, but props for effort, I suppose.
>>8774256I miss her already
>>8774575Poor burger actually having the possibility to choose streams
Why did Scrubs have so many sad episodes, anyway?
RATE THE STREAM
Please remember to stream, owl
>>8774686>>8774796Would it make you feel better if I told you they aren't necessarily my three favourite ENs, and that one of my favourite three I'm not day 1 for?
EAT A LOTSLEEP A LOT
>>8774818Nigger a recommendation ========/======== garunteed entry anon.
SUSAN HATE
>>8774823Swap Sana and Mori and Move Kronii to C and this is good.
>15 dislikesThis is POWER
Kiara stream dead?
SUSAN
it's time!
>>8774340day 1 chumbud here
I'm... I'm gonna see her again after an eternity
No Susan please...My Chikinwife...GIVER HER BACK!!!!
>>8774864KFP that's.... that's kinda gay, man...
>>8774633swap hakos and fauna and yes
https://jigex.com/ZH8Gz
>>8774664How it makes you feel that I post inside you?
>>8774891NO
>>8773669Within hololive:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYt5rdDnVlEalso gura's member's was good back in March.Outside of hololive:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEQcb_hbA_EAlso her masturbation ASMR she does on fc2
SUSAN YOU FUCKING WHORE!
susanne du dumme fotze!
>She's talking about Scrubs?>Shut eet down
>>8774863Foolishness Ame, Folishness. You are not worthy as my patient.
SUSAAN YOU WHORE
Owl is starting
>>8774513>someone post doxx to shit on the girls>'kill yourself' 'where are the mods?' 'must be SEAhours'>someone posts doxx that portrays the girls in a positive light>'based' 'based' 'based' This is why nobody takes you seriously /hlgg/
>>8774866There's unironically a higher chance of the nips mass disliking her than any westerners ever doing that.
IKZZZZ
>>8774638>>8774628>i need to have my own orcschizo!
>12k waiting12k waitingis this the power of /vt/s antis?
>tfw mumei's stream is finally starting
>Almost an entire minute late SHE WAS HAVING SEX
>>8774853Im convinced a bunch of mods quit over the CP spam during the EN2 debuts.
My wife what's her face is onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiOz1mPJlI
>>8774864Catboy?
>>8774664>I'm /hlgg/So you're the son of a bitch that's caused all my problems?
wtf you guys told me it was over for her and that she has gonna graduate.
>>8774919>masturbation ASMR
Hey, look at this!
https://twitter.com/akubi_darake/status/1431320274486525955
Kek, Kiara didn't notice at all?
>>8774864Since when are KFP teamates?
>Owl stream starts>I instinctively start clappingwhat the fuck is wrong with me?
>8774873Don't use Fu-tan for your shitposts
>>8774002didnt go outside for almost 2 years as well.>apartment with balcony overlooking the forest>Work from home>Garbage can be throw out in a special room where you can even sort stuff like plastic and glass bottles>Order food through multiple places that offer picking up groceries for you from any local store and you barely pay anything for the delivery>built my own small gym, have a treadmillIm not planning on going outside for years.
Who is this again?
>>8774919>masturbation ASMRw-what
>>8774944Yeahwith me
Wait is someone streaming? I forgor...
>kiara dies>civ comes aliveSociety is too powerful
>>8774964MODS
>>8774340There was a good few months there where I watched no streams and just did jp reps but I kept my subscription because I love my daughter
>>8774964cool stick
>>8774964Nice dead tree
>>8774971Burger blood?
>>8774964Nice stick anon, where'd ya find it?
>>8774961There's multiple chuubas that do it that I know of
Cool twig bruoooooooooooooh
>>8774964that stick sure is shaped oddly
You know, I'm actually shocked gen1 didn't have a dedicated asmrtist now that I thik about it.
I like Mumei and fuck the haters!
>>8774964nice tree bro
>>8774975I forgor
>>8774975I forgot
Mumei is on the telly!
>>8774975Hoo-chan!
>>8774971You're an UIposter, so everything.
>>8774964UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8774961Masturbation ASMR from AVtubers is very common, there's plenty of that all over the internet.
>>8774964ABAYO
>watching Ame's VOD>those controller slamsI wonder if anybody has ever seriously suggested anger management to her?
>blame SusanShe's starting to understand!
>>8774975cheater
>>8774971Made for ryona rape
>>8774964how could I possibly find this attractive? the human mind is fascinating
>>8774863She underestimated the autism of the Sparda bloodline
>>8774964UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TREE EROTIC T-T
>>8774964This looks like a Vagina.
>>8774964ABAYO...wait it's just a twig
>>8774340I can tell you I'm not one of them!
>>8774964need some water let me help T o T
whore
Hello?
I'm so tired of all the false doxshit in the board about Mumei.I see like 100x less hand-wringing/gnashing of teeth about fauna only because it's a settled matter. her general for like 50 posts over the course of an entire day here, that's like indie-level attention, clearly tons of people at least around here are turned off by her but there isn't actually a lot of ranting about it, it's just a settled matter.Imo fauna in specific needs to go slay the rrat directly herself, if she's gonna be a gfe asmr type she actually has to either say or "leak" conveniently she's single or it's just not gonna work. HoloJPs have had to do this kind of thing in the past, to save face for herself and the company. It does work though, Rushia dumped her bf and is a fucking gfe goddess/SC queen. You might also say "do you really believe it" which is quite valid a question but I think it's more like the Japanese prefer to be like Cipher from the Matrix - "ignorance is bliss" and be able to blunt any rrats down to just ambiguity/distrust at their strongest rather than something antis can just say as plain fact endlessly.
>>8775010she was at 11000 when I first checked
>>8774984Based
>>8774964mmm... yeah... this will do
SHE'S HERE
Mumei... you need to speak...
>>8774995Even Haachama has done this
SHUT THE FUCK UP ME OWLS IN THE NEST
>>8775045Hey...
>FNAF referenceHOLY BASED
>>8774995>>8775018Sounds like I need to expand my horizons.
>>8774833>>8774887ive never been awake for any of baelz streams except debut so I wanted to see how a thread is during a Baelz stream but instead it'll be Gura hours not that thats a bad thing I like them both.
Mumei.. your mic....
Jesas I thought Ina was quiet.
>>8774975whore
>>8774971>uifag is becoming an owlfag well shit
>>8774513sorry Ina I couldn't hold it
Mumei...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbiOz1mPJlIGET IN HERE OWLBROS
mumer... your mic...
Mumei seems to be in an especially good mood, albeit a bit exhausted, today.How come?
>>8774934This but unironically. It's all just as bad. Fucking hell.Plus niggers are just using this shit to tribalshit with Ina and Sana which makes it even more fucking obnoxious
I LOVE KIARA
Is owl ogey?
>>8774975MY AUTISTIC DAUGHTERWIFE!
>>8774633This but unironically
>>8774961>>8774978https://ci-en.dlsite.com/creator/9053/article/517550Here's one of them, gotta pay for it though or try to find a torrent / mega upload somewhere.
what is happening to that mic
>>8775010so this is the power of the antis....
>>8774307Rabbits aren't rodents
Mumei sounds like she just had sex
She is boring.
>>8775080Yeah, me
>>8774964
>>8775000It's a very particular niche, not that surprising.
mummi...
What's Mumei's signature greeting? "Hello" followed by random noises?
MUMEI IS CUUUTEEE CUUUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEE UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8775080huh?
>ICQ referenceHOLY BASED
>>8775046wow i did NOT know rushia dumped her bf lmao you learn something new everyday huh
You can do it Mumei, I believe in you!
moomey
>>8775045How are you?
>>8774919Haha, you are like a baby. Watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gxUspSUWWU
Owl...
Are we... sure she's streamed before?
>>8774964TuT
I was playing Totally Accurate Battle Simulator : Kusoge Spaceships Edition since Mario Kart endedAnything important happened?
>Autisticaly high-pass micfuck, that's funny, even if I only know about it because of that fucking Kingdom Hearts Discord Call shitpost video
>>8774513alright whos going to tribute woopers feet
owlfags, your oshi is retarded
>>8775000They have a dedicated power tool artist.
>>8775046mumei shit is true though. But let's lie together as if it's not!!
>>8775101Sorry about that, I'll try to finish faster next time
>>8775101Yeah, with me
>>8774340Day 1 for all of Myth, member for 4/5 even today.
http://poal.me/dsyoc1http://poal.me/dsyoc1
Holy shit she's retarded
>>8775129I honestly doubt it. On her first stream she didn't even seem to know about the delay either and seemed surprised by it which any experienced streamer would know about
How did she pass auditions? She has zero streaming talent.
Is it autism?
>>8772395what the fuck is your problem?
>>8775140I know. That’s why she’s my oshi.
>>8774896Jesas, you're dense.
>>8775140yes, and?
>>8775046>false doxshitAnonchama?
Hololive ASMR rankings.Thoughts?Where do you think Fauna will end up?
PERMISSIONS HATE
>She wanted to play RCT2 todayBROS
>>8775054Haachama kinda pretended to do this, AVtubers do it for real
>>8775045Can you hear me?
Can't believe she couldn't get Aurora 4x permissions...
>Owl tries to play one of shitty "simulator" games>Gets actual simulatorHA
>They still avoid the "permissions" wordCute!
Is Mumei retarded?
>>8774934they just reply to themselves retard
What game was she trying to get permissions for?
What... did you think this was, Owl-chan...
>>8775046>false
mumei...
>mario referenceHOLY BASED
so, what game did mumei want that she didn't have permissions for?does civ hope still live?
"Behold the Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world" John 1:36
>she wanted to play Skylines
this dumb bird...
Mumei likes laying pipe
I might have failed my last exam, therefore I need to wait until next spring to continue my studies, i.e one year will be wasted. All thanks to watching too much hololive and spending all my time here. Nice...
>>8775168But the rrats...
Laying pipe with Mumei!
SHE WANTED A CITY BUILDERINSTEAD SHE GETS THIS SHIT-KINO
I want to protect this dumb owl!
Owlbros your oshi isn't very smart...
This girl is so retarded I can't bring myself to dislike her, is that the secret?
>last minute choice>It's already on her schedule for a few days
I am going to start calling Mumei, Moomy
>months to prepare for stream>management can't secure permissionsWhy are they such useless fucks?
SHE WAS GONNA PLAY GSGs BUT MANAGEMENT STOPPED HER
I PASSED OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE MK8 TOURNEY STARTED AAAAAAAAAJWU HOW WAS THE KINO??
Didn't Gura ask for this game permission?
>>8775216yea, in me
>>8775178Fuck forgot file.
Well could have been avoided by asking on discord for city builders game...
>>8775222That makes two of us
>>8774340Day 1 Investigator here
Sid Meier please....the permissions....
She doesn't have a BGM?
>>8775109She forgot
>>8775125I was already subbed to her too, I like nekoma more
#gurape
Will someone tell Gura to play Farming Simulator? That game was made for her.
>>8775231it has co-op? JESAS
>>8775046I'll be honest, I don't think its false until proven otherwise.
>>8775125Good taste. I've got into her stuff a few months ago and it's really nice.
I'm gonna be honest, she seems cute and I like her voice, but wow she is even more boring than Ina
Guess the thread is unusable until this bitch goes offline
>>8775204Probably PowerWash since it's the latest FOTM simulator, no?
That was me at the door, sorry
rratbros? i dont feel so good.... why doesnt she know how to stream properly?
She didn't introduce herself, she actually forgot?
>>8775247watch Mumei
>>8775197is she? maybe I should watch her.
FUCK SIMON
>simonAAAAAHHHHHHHH B
>>8775231based
Teamates, this is your oshi's laugh.Thoughts?
>>8775222based
>Door opensYAB YAB YAB
kek, I love Kiara's streams so much
Simon bros, we're in
>Male on streamyab
why did Yagoo pick her? shitposters like to label Ame as "talentless" but Mumei is like if the shitpost Ame was real, she's just cute but that's a low bar for holo
MUMEI SAID MY NAME AND WILL PLAY WITH ME SEE YA VIRGINS
>>8775240t. Doesn't know how permissions work after it's been explain probably HUNDREDS of times by multiple people
Enter
Wasn't there more modern Construction Simulator out?Farming Simulator would fit more with Civilization theme
Door?Matuli?
>>8775178She seems to be into the whole RP-ASMR stuff which I dislike. I need stuff to relax. Earcleaning, oil massage, shampoo etc work excellent for me.
>>8774340Day 1 Tako and Chummbud I actually dont want to become a silver tako...
What the fuck I think Mumei is fucking Simon so she can pay him under minimum wage. She's such a fucking whore.
>>8775247good
WHO IS SIMON?
Hooters...
what was that sound?>
HOOTERSBROS
>>8775235Anon...
She talks like a retarded child
>>8775250Mori's non-joke ASMRs are not terrible, the lullaby parts especially hit a real sweet spot.
>>8774691she's my favorite EN2
oh boy this is fucking rough lmao ahahahahahaahah
>>8775314FINAL YAB
>billed as the scholar of her generation>is the dumbest in her generation by far Why does this happen?
That was Matsuri at the door.
>hooters + furry referenceHOLY BASED
I THINK MUMEI SHOULD PLAY AGE OF EMPIRES
>>8775281bit of a nervous wreck
>>8775250It's disheartening seeing Mori in the joke tier because I thought she had potential at first.
ME ME EMEMEMA IT SHOULDVE BEEN MY NAME AND MY NAME IS NOT SIMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8775178Near the top. Noel/Mel tier.She called herself an asmartist during her debut. You don't use them term unless you're deep into that whole community.
>simonI'm gonna need psychoanalytical report stat
>tfw my name isn't Simon
How the fuck she did even pass the audition?Which manager is she fucking?
>>8775250>dissing polka and marineWhat kind of autism do you have
Does she not have BGM?
>>8775300She's so cute!
>>8775250What is this garbageWho the fuck would rank Polka's ASMR that low? And Choco in SS tier when she just does the same shit over and over? How is she even NEAR the level of Noel, Mel, Okayu or Lamy or Aki?kys asap you cretin
>>8775250>Polka there>Luna not in joke tieranon...
>>8775061This is getting a bit off topic, but check http://japaneseasmr.com and https://koe-koe.com/Especially the first one (koe-koe is mostly user submitted, so the quality of the ASMR is often quite random)There's some great stuff in there.
>>8775277this thread really isn't even bad compared to some of threads in the past few days
>>8775268It's honestly perfect for co-op. It's not that fun on your own, but coordinating a constuction project and seeing it all go wrong instantly is so much fun with friends.Worth the $5 for that.
>>8775235Newchama...
I can't stop smiling bros. She's so cute and dum...
damn this bitch really is the white bread of vtubers. pure basic cute thats it, my only issue is the actual silence I feel like this shit needs a very light background tune
Im a roofer. Any other constructionChads here?
>>8775101Tis was I
>>8775235We learned recently they need a week to get permissions for a lot of games.
I hear a DOG
>>8775305Give her time to come into her own. Ame didn't seem like much at first either. Also if Kiara's rrats are to believed she seems to really be struggling under the pressure so she'll probably become more comfortable streaming later
>>8774691I watch everyone if I have a chance.
>>8775368Me
>>8775331Sounded like a dog.
>>8775332
Doggie detected
>streaming without bgmIs she retarded?
I'm renaming myself as Simon, going to the city hall brb
Why does Mumei's voice have that sense of "space" to it? Is she turning on an effect or is she actually streaming in the attic?
>hoofersholobronies...
yeah, me!
>>8775250>Gura>Dshit taste
she JWU
God damn this is a mess
She JWU!
hehehe imma make some noises behind my wife mumei
>>8775407>Is she retarded?Who?
wait she has a dog
>>8774892BRUSH 'EM LIKE CRAZY
THIS is an experienced streamer?
Is this ASMR?
J*U
>>8775407>Is she retarded?Yeah, it's the best part
AAAAAAAHHHHH SHE IS SO CUTE AND RETARDED AT THE SAME TIME UNNGH
>>8775250Why is Mori so low? Her ASMRs consistently give me tingles and are comfy.
>Couldn't play the game she wanted to for her debut weekWhat the fuck is management doing? Debut week is one of the most important times for the initial growth boost. Either they should of told Mumei this a lot earlier (ie pre-debut) so she could of adjusted or actually gotten the permissions. Why would they leave it to the last minute.
>JWU
what the fuck is this indie shit
why cant she turn on a bgm? the silence is fucking deafening
>>8775363You need meds.That'll be $3000.
>scavenging the roomI bet her room is a fucking mess
LITERALLY AME 2.0
>>8775247Which one?Aki was entertaining to cheer on at least
>>8775250Chammers ASMR is actually really good if she decides to give a fuck that day.
You just know.
You guys told me this was a girl that has streamed for years
>>8775411>streaming in the atticShe's a barn owl
>>8775368Wrong tab, gokiseischizo
So Mumei was definitely the one that was talking to Kiara, huh?
OHNONO OWLKEKS?
Who's at the door bros..
RATE STREAM
>>8775273Healing type of streamer.People that watch these kind of vtubers don't mind if she's not entertaining, they just want a daughter / retarded gf experience
>>8775346Sana and Fauna are smart>>8775354Rosemi played that yesterday
DOG HATE
>SHES GETTING FUCKED BY HER DOG RIGHT NOWSHES GETTING FUCKED BY HER DOG RIGHT NOWBROS!!!!!!
Is this scuffkino?
s-sugoi
>>8775382got it, might take a look into it then
What the fuck am I watching here
Which german sim game next?
I don't care she's fucking cute
/HERE/
>>8775319simon???? the chipmunk or the protagonist of highly acclaimed mecha anime Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (2007)?
>Mumei never comes back to the stream.
>another white girl with a dogyou don't think...
>>8775466(me)
SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND SHE'S FUCKING PLAYING WITH HER NIPPLES AND FINGERING HER PUSSIES.
>>877546510/10
Who was that? Does she have a dog?
>it
>>8775368All of them.The whore of babylon
>>8775368>Anon doesn't know that Lamy is the daughter of one of the Yakuza execs that own the bank that owns part of Cover
>>8775433Yup. 1 million subs too.
>>8775300Sounds like fucking Yoko Ono
>>8775250I can't wait for Okayu to finally upgrade her damn mic. Should have been the priority, but she's a stubborn airhead.
>>8775492All of them.
>>8775478I thought Fauna was the designated bestiality HoloEN?
>>8775459don't believe everything you read here
Holy scuff.Also, god, the BGM is LOUD compared to her.
So glad I landed on planet instead of owl.Having a great time.Good luck though, owlfriends!
>rratfags think this massive dork has a bf
>>8775407
>>8775308t. excuses
>>8775407Desu BGM is a crutch
w-what?
This girl is so fucking retarded aaaaa
>>8775499You Just Know
Can you leave please
>"DOG"
MUMEI IS A BASED CATDOG ENJOYER
There goes Eddy! Creampie her again in the pussy, classic Edd
Holy shit her pet is a hybrid
>A mix of bothYeah, me
>it>that animal
>>8775504>PUSSIES
>Mumei owns a cat/dog mix
>>8775518M-maybe it's not her..?
She has a DOG as bf!?
>>8775492forgor simulator
>>8775453>I bet her room is a fucking messNah, if it was you'd hear it pushing stuff aside. It's clearly a dog, because of the way its nails hit the floor.
>>8775492F-111 SIMULATOR
>>8775518This is the most unbelievable part of that narrative
>>8775504>HER PUSSIES
>Cat or dog?>A mix of bothWhat does this even mean?
>I shooed it out.She's squatting in an abandoned building let's gooooo!
>Cat or dog?>I think it was a mix of both...Sporebros...?
I can't believe she'll repeat my name all stream, I've won
>>8775433Yes, apex master
>>8773018Literally go back to discord
Why is she scared to reveal what kinda pet it is? Would it confirm things?
>>8775250>Polka bottom tierI will kill you
>>8775459Yeah, I'm think it isn't that girl at all. The only evidence I've seen is that girl deleted a tweet that they were harassing her with. That's not solid evidence at all.
>cat or dog?>uhhhh I think it was bothwat
OKAY LET'S GET THIS STARTED>post yfw owlfags not only get cucked offline but a literal man walks into their oshi's stream and interrupts it
>>8775537How are those things related in any way
I MUST SAVE
>>8775537Girls this stupid are unironically easy to manipulate and date
>>8775468I'd rather watch someone good play it...
>>8775250i thought Polka's was supposed to be pretty good or at least sensual?what did Marine do
So this is the power off doxxfags...
>won't say if it's a cat or dogShe's exceeding Gura levels of paranoia.
>>8775488Temper your expectations, but for $5 you're definitely guarnteed to get a laugh in with your mates worth the moneyDon't pay more than that.
>>8775504>HER PUSSIESSHE HAS MORE THAN ONE???
>>8775478BASED
https://files.catbox.moe/qcqyz1.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/7juuz7.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/wty2f4.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/su3hj7.webm
damn she's even gura-like when trying to avoid personal life stuff.
Nice oshi owlkeks
>>8775570Meimei lives in an abandoned Soviet testing lab
why do they (both holos and viewers) always insist on having background noise (music)?
>>8775537Can't believe baelz is her bf, but it does explain the animal
Post the OkaKoro VRChat abomination
the deafening silence...
>knew people were onto her>makes her streams extra scuffed and herself look like an inexperienced moron for the next 2 weeks to throw people off and make them doubtShe's smart as fuck yo
>>8775621Shes my owlshi.
She's actually similar to Gura, i like her
>>8775446>ASMR with BGM set that high
>>8775537are you a virgin by chance?
PROTECTI WILL PROTECT
>>8775478Finally...We will be able to connect with /hlg/ again...
>>8775609thank you for circling it in red, otherwise I dont think I would have noticed
You know she's goin' places when retards are falseflagging with her
Bros... the owl doesn't look like Holobirds material... let me know when she can do 24-hour zatsudans and can organize multi-branch mega collabs
>>8775609I'm glad you put the red box, I may not have known where to look otherwise
>>8775602Wosemi... ;_;
>he doesn't know cats and dogs can't breedyou never went to school?
>>8775610>won't say if it's a cat or dogBECAUSE IT'S A MAN AND SHE'S FUCKING LYING
>>8775583somewhat, yeah
>>8775497Obviously the Belmont.
IT'S A FOX
What the fuck is she doing?
>>8775537>he's still in denial
>>8775564when that variable geometry hits mmmmmm
She's so fucking stupid bros
>>8775618
This is like some avant-garde comedy shit, what the fuck
Hello guys, sorry for the disruption that i caused. I entered her room and asked to fuck while streaming
>>8775444Anon they forgot to allow livestreaming on Ceres channel, you expect them to think?
What the fuck is your girl doing, Owlbros
>wolfshine(?) referenceHOLY BASED
What the FUCK is going on?
TTS chubba...
>>8775609Are there really only 24 of you?
This is Ame level scuff, feels like home
Is Mumei pretending to be retarded?
she literally doesn't know how to stream at all. cute...
>>8775562I mean, it sounded like the dog was looking for food, and it even found some just lying around
>>8775623That's a great animation
Say hello to Pete!
bros....how is she this retarded?
>>8775587yeah I've seen a number of anons start to think it might have not been her at allnot sure what to think personally
>>8775610Because it wasn't neither dog or cat, but an human being of male gender
MUMEI IS DEAF, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is great
>>8774575Sana did pretty good a couple days ago considering that she was sandwiched between Ame and Gura's streams
>>8775667>if i greentext that makes it truecope
RATE STREAM AGAIN
SCUFFKINO IS ON THE MENU
>>8775492I heard good things about train simulators
>>8775518That channel never streamed on YouTube. It was a 100view on Twitch.
>>8775478>Mumei being split wide open by a big doggy knotAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG!!!!!!!!!!!! SSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8775693>pretending
Why isn't Mumei's boyfriend helping her out with technical stuff?
>whats wrong with my brainyou should probably ask yourself that question more
>>8775693
>>8775683Being dumb
>>8775662>man with a dog collar>and toe nails long enough to tap the floorkinda kinky tbdesu
>>8774919>replies chainJESASI THOUGHT PEOPLE HERE WERE CULTURED ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHY HOLOS ARE GOOD BUT IT SEEMS THAT THIS PLACE IS FULL OF BABIES THAT NEVER TOUCHED THE GRASS IN THE LITERAL SENSEFUCK
She's so dumb and cute wtf
Holy scuffkino
>>8775537(You)
I think I'll keep watching her, this is some good Dumbkino.
I love this retard.
[Sad news] The owl has forgotten how to hear
WTF scuff and cute, just like September last year
I can't believe how retarded this owl is. Is this a social experiment?
Mumei's cuteness is corrupting her own intelligence...
This fucking retard
Ah yes, the hololive 2view experience...
Glad I don't watch that dumb whore owl
>>8775454Here, I'll give you a pity (You).She's Ina with a (-40) IQ debuff
i can save her.....
Holy shit she really is retarded l, I thought it was just an act
This is unironically fucking hilarious, it has to be an act
>>8775705PETER from WOLFS-HEIM
>>8775655She can be their cute mascot
You can fucking hear her playing with her soundbar lol
Guys... not gonna lie, this is legitimately cracking me up for some reason.>windows error soundjesus christ I'm going to die
>>8775693absofuckinglutely
The bgm just adds to it
How about you owlfags tell her to do a zatsudan
What the fuck is going on
Jesas, I give it at most two weeks before she cries on stream from fucking something up
so this is the hopium everyone was talking about...captcha:HARDV
>>8775737towaflip....
SHE IS TRYING TO SHOO AWAY HER DRUNK BOYFRIEND THAT IS LAYING IN THE PILE OF TRASH IN HER ROOM
God I really want hear a male voice in her stream rn I would get an inmediate erection. Imagining someone ravaging the shit out of her owlpussy and creampie her while she tries to keep the stream on.
What the actual fuck is this stream
I'm gonna saviourfag
Anyone else get Aqua BGM vives from Mumei's BGM? In that I feel like I'm getting dumber every time I hear it.
She forgot to hear
I find this pretty hilarious
Who...
>>8775730sorry bro, I enjoy shitposting here, brbmale (male) [real] btw
>>8775391This cured my racism
>>8775705Fuck off, Pete, not now
>>8775795muh dik
>>8775587Wether you think it is or not you need to stop. Otherwise you're baiting doxxniggers to dig up more on that poor girl.
im loving this
This is the kino I expect from Hololive English
>>8775795Make it 15 minutes
>Goys KIARA STOP
Hoow dumb is this girl?
whore?
She forgot to plug her headphones in...
>>8775250Lol, Gura's member ASMR was waaaay better than anything Ame has done.
>>8775655I feel like they’ll laugh very loudly once and she’ll cry.
>>8775455Both....I saw a few minutes of Mikocchi being consistently in 1st place on the Excitebike track but went back to sleep, thinking that was just a dreamI'm really curious what awesome moments there were in the EN/ID tourney and I regret missing the threads for itI woke up to a clip recommended to me about Ollie switching to Olivia and immediately getting 1st place, that's already the kinda kino I was hoping for
>>8772765>Faked astroturfed drama being pushed by discord tranniesYeah it's not even real thing
she didnt have her headphones plugged in...
10 bucks says the headset or speakers were off
I fixed the problem for her btw.
She reeks of a 2view.
>>8775795>groomers get another Kiara tier fuckup to raisebased
is she streaming in a very empty room it sounds so fucking hollow
>>8775795urge to save rising
>>8775731>>8775736>>8775749>>8775793>>8775818>>8775818yes
>>8775655Every Holobird has to start from somewhere.https://youtu.be/T9wkMEbtCD4
>>8775669fuck, we do have russian after all.
>>8775773it is and it’s genius cos people clearly believe it, i admire the authenticity desu>not gonna tell you what the problem wasshe was laughing her ass off that entire time from trolling
Am I insane or does her laugh sound like Risu?
>I'm not gonna tell you what's the problem wasIT'S A BOYFRIEND
SOVL
how could anyone possibly hate this cute dork
Jesas...
>>8775783It was her? Shit, I thought it was my PC
>Her volume was offOwl....
>>8775777>Kiara has been literally shilling an owl mascot for the past two monthsYou might be onto something here.
Holy shit she's unironically retarded
Did she teared up a bit? Her nose sounds clogged a bit, her voice is shaking
owl...
Holy dumbkino
>>8775807Mumei is EN's Aqua, no surprises
SHES SO CUTE
>>8775876Nah
Holy FUCK Mumei are you actually fucking stupid?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THOSE GIGGLES SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE
Mumei....
>forgot to turn the volume upMumei...
This fucking retard...
The more retarded they are, the cuter they are
Why does she linger on these issues? Just move on.
Do we really need a tierlist of EN chuubas that fuck up their early gimmick streams?Either by the game being bad or them dropping their spaghetti all over the floor.
Oh no, it's retarded!
>>8775863>not even real
This dumb owlwife
holy fucking nervious
She's gonna cry...
I don't get this girl....
This person could not have any experience in their life with this shit, like, holy shit, this is hilarious
Goddamn, she's so stupid
PROTECTTTTTTT
i-is she ogey??
She's so fucking cute. I can't wait to see her and Gura collab
So we can officially put those fucking rrats to bed once and for all can't we? There is no fucking way this girl has past streaming experience
>>8775867thanks man I appreciate it
this owl is kinda cute what did I do if I have an oshi already?
The fuck was that laugh
Already lying...
>HoloJP getsKiaraIRySHackos>HoloEN getsNenechiRBCA future gen 6 pickWho says no?
She's retardedly adorable
This girl is a fucking nervous wreck guys
>>8775867thank you Simon
>>8775795will make me diamonds
>>8775368Pic unrelated....
What? Is she a daughter of some ENmanager?How did she pass audition?
mental breakdown in progress
>>8775370Marine's ASMR is not good, I bought her membership just for it and Polka's voice is really bad I struggle to watch her normal streams because of it.>>8775375Go listen to Choco's pre-2020 ASMR, there should be a link to a Mega in the /jp/ archive.>>8775456Haachama would be a lot higher if she bought a better mic and didn't fuck around so much.>>8775521Same case as Haachama and Rushia, would be higher with a better mic.
Ok maybe she isn't who we thought.. unless she's the best actress in all of Hololive
>>8775950Just cheat on her
>>8775616got it
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SAVINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
So, are we clear on the fact that Mumei's not cute retarded, she's annoying retarded
can lofi beat Aqua at Mario kart?
>>8775920Anxiety reaction, it makes you feel like you MUST adequately explain it or people will keep thinking about it and judging you
she sounds like shes about to cry