/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>87708037
SNIFFFFF

I'm really in love with this womanchild...

>>87707865
that's a catshark child

I LOVE THIS SHARKBRAT

>>87708121
I'm marrying this little nerd.

I hope she's ok...

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

MY wife

when is the next stream

Day 18! Give it up for day 18!

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87708920
She gave up, anon. She doesn't fit in hololive. She's too much or a normalfag now. She can't talk to or relate to any of the other girls or their interests.

>>87708778
GET WELL SOON DEBBIE

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UktJEXODnK0

Gura. Gura.
Gura. Gura.
Gura. Gura.
Go! Go!

>>87708178
That's a child

Wife soon?

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>87709581
samen

>>87709529
Sorry, she's having too much fun.

I know it's going to be funny as hell, but you can't laugh when they open the casket and see their son missing. They'll know it was us.

I can't imagine spending time shitposting in threads about vtubers of all things that they don't even like for "fun". I guess some people are just different.

>>87708778
Nothing's wrong. She enjoys doing other things and being with other people more than streaming.
I wonder when you'll finally realize you don't matter?

Stinky girl.

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87710105
I need to sniff

Damn chumkeks! Why won't you hate Gura like I want you to! Please hate her I need this!

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

Off, once again, to the nightshift

I was randomly watching Simpsons clips on Youtube and when I watched a Moe Szyslak one I got a number to a suicide prevention thing. Jesus Christ, Youtube. Chill out.

>>87710642
Good luck bud

>>87710642
Goob luck and stay vigilant

>>87710696
>>87710767

>>87709983
Wether you like or hate vtubers it all leads back to being mentally ill
Some of us just use our illness in a positive way to support gura and or whatever vtuber

Sex with a fembud.

lex with a parsebud

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Sex with a buttbud

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87711122
I guess?
Gura and her chumbuds are our own mental illness.
As are others with their own oshis.
The shitposting for the sake of making dwama is something I just can't fully understand, some people just are desperate for conflict I suppose.

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>87708778
FEEL WORSE GURA

Gura cute Gura cute!

I washed my car tonight! but my Gura sticker started to peel...

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

MY Gurandma.

Test

Vest

Fest

Amusing thing just happened.
I'm staying at my folks place currently and I got out of my room to use the washroom and the very moment I opened the door I heard Ryan Gosling's "GODDAMNIT!!" down stairs. I guess they're watching Blade Runner 2049 while in bed.
It got a jolt out of me. Well I thought it was funny...

Best

>>87715203
Nice

>>87711923
>getting older together
But we're not? We're both getting older, but it's not together. Maybe she was confused and meant she was getting older with other people? Because it sure wasn't us.

>>87715203
God is trying to tell you something chumbie, I advise you try to figure out what

>>87715203
thanks for sharing, leafbud

>>87716198
How did you know that I was a leaf?

This is really dumb and silly, but it's filling me with a deep sadness over Gura no longer wants to be part of anything or do anything with the others. She really doesn't have any friends or meaningful connections left in hololive.

learn better English

The temperature is dropping and I'm feeling a sore throat coming on

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>87717111
I changed "that" to "over" and then forgot to reread the rest of it to check if the corresponding verb had the correct tense. It should have been changed to the present progressive form.
I don't blame you for thinking I was ESL.

>>87716659
nta but
>washroom

>>87708946
Go back

>>87716659
yeah what >>87718247 said

>>87716949
>She really doesn't have any friends or meaningful connections left in hololive
She didn't really have that to begin with even back when she streamed consistently. Not sure why you're acting like this is some new development.

>>87719006
Oh I see, honestly I go back and forth between "washroom" and "bathroom" without thinking about it. The only thing I don't call my own home's facilities is "restroom", that's reserved for public ones.

I just want to scoop her up in my arms, give her a slightly warmed up baby bottle, and gently rock her to sleep while telling her everything is going to be okay.

>>87719283
Literally me

>>87720388
This is one comfy dino

>>87719821
Curious, I wonder where this convention originated

Baguraette honhonhon

Do you think Gura and Ame have touched each other's private places in real life?

>>87719779
I think she genuinely liked Ame and was friends with her. While she gets along with the others, I think Ame was her only real friend in hololive. She interacted with Ame differently than the others. It's like she was comfortable enough around Ame to be sarcastic and banter with her. She's not like that around anyone else.

>>87720785
Indirectly, as I have touched them both one after the other

>>87720850
i heard the dodgers got a big win hours ago, the gura buff really is strong

>>87721120
didn't mean to tag that post, my bad

Sad news. Gura is announcing her graduation because Kanade wafted her farts around her ocean stage.

>>87721373
Jokes on you. Gura loves stinky farts

>>87721606
Her's aren't stinky. They're rancid kimchi farts.

I can feel the graduation coming

Do you still need streams?

yeah, it's starting to look grim. i'm gonna miss her...

>>87722676
Aim better next time.

Oh nyo, did a bot get activated?

>>87721373
sex

>>87720785
We know gura has touch the hole on Ame's head at least

>>87719283
>>87720388
nightshift dino sleeping on the job

>>87722794
We need that filter that /biz/ and /vg/ got

>>87723766

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Just finished Leviticus. Onwards to Numbers

>>87723994
The most hurtful and un-idol like thing she's ever said.

>>87725496
Are you a fembud?

>>87725496
I got berries chumbie

Shitposting really used to be a art.

Are we all creepy perverts?

Back in high school I used to glug really loudly with my throat pretending it was a heartbeat. People probably thought I was weird

You got the life you always wanted
Please don't leave me behind

How many buds are forklift certified?
I'm pretty darn good with a reach lift myself.

>>87726758
I only know of forkliftbud, is that you chumbie?

>>87723946
fake and gay.

sometimes i wonder what it's like to have an oshi that streams

>>87727344
Chumbie you are boring me. What games did you play today

>>87726913
I don't know, I don't think I'm any particular forkliftbud.

>>87727344
Are you a fembud?

>>87727344
the EN collab is too boring to watch I agree

Are all the fembuds on tga28Their period?

>>87727457
I'm not so sure that's a chumbie, or maybe he is supposed to be but is having a personal episode.
Either way just leave them be and let them sort themselves out.

>>87727827
They Verification not required.Might be.

>>87716949
>>87719779
I want to call rrat on this but one moment sticks in my mind: when Gura was in Japan for Holofest stuff this year and everyone was together for lunch Gura was just left alone at a table by herself with everyone sitting far away from her. If it wasn't for Kiara Gura would have been alone for a long stretch of time while everyone was together. Then Gura was with the others at a bus stop and afterwards Kobo makes a public apology out of no where that she's sorry she didn't approach and talk to Gura. So no one talking to Gura must of stood out so much at the bus stop that Kobo felt she had to say something.

At least Mumei was based and made sure to sit with Gura inside the bus but the lunch room incident and Kobo's statement had always bothered me.

>>87727827
Do fembuds in /ggg/ sync their periods?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>87728094
Sometimes I'm scared that the other girls are bullying her and I get concerned. Mumei is a good friend.

>>87728094
My daughterwife is such a tiny anxious super introverted mess. I'm happy chicken lady hung out with her, she needs constant protection.

Do you like paying for things and getting nothing in return? Do you enjoy wasting your time? Do you enjoy supporting scammers? Then apply today to spend hundreds of dollars and get jack shit in return :3
x.com/denpafish/status/1847454988681040027

>>87728094
I feel like normalfags have a hard time interacting with socially awkward people like me and gura.

>>87728676
Wrong thread

>>87723766
Just resting my eyes mister...

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

For King and Cunny!

>>87729069

Someday when I get my own lawn I'm going to learn to garden. I've always thought about growing my own veggies. It seems like a very wholesome and rewarding hobby and it will get me outside a bit more.

>>87728094
I'm getting upset at the thought of this. You'd think with so many extroverted girls that there would be at least one that would reach out to her.

>>87729475
Same desu. I want to grow vast swaths of garlic and onion. Maybe even raise some chickens too.

>>87729397
It's been a minute since I've seen that gif.

>>87729500
I wouldn’t blame Gura if she decided to leave one day.

>>87728094
I wish my Gura could have more fun.

>>87729664
I want to raise cunny.

Why not raise a chumfamily?

>>87730118
I can't even get a girlfriend chumbie

>>87730118
I'm too far gone bud, I'll never make it in this economy. Things need to drastically change before that happens and by that point I might have ED.

>>87730118
I fear intimacy.

>>87728094
she just like me

>>87730118
because of all of these things
>>87730223
>>87730626
>>87730719

Man... Gura is really cute, you know?

>>87731329
it's cruel isn't it?

I'm reading Numbers right now. Moses and Aaron were able to muster up over 600,000 men. Theres no way they can lose with this many warriors.

>>87731473
I don't see it as cruel. This dumb girl is a blessing and I'm thankful for her existence.

>>87731844
it's cruel because I can't hug and take care of her

Why do brown people hate gura?

goobnight
i love gura

>>87728094
I'm sure the other girls have reached out a bunch in the past and Gura's just ignored them like she ignores us. A ton of them have mentioned Gura ghosting them before.
Eventually, they all begin to think she wants nothing to do with them, and they're right because she doesn't. The only people Gura cares about have nothing to do with hololive. She doesn't want to be here.

>>87732520
sleep well chumbie

>>87732520
Goob night chumbud

I left a pack of sticky notes in my laundry that got thrashed up by the washing machine. I’m having a bad Friday night

>>87729500
Are you a fembud?

>>87732541
You are why people like me struggle to make friends anon. You can't give up interacting with a shy person or else they will always shut themselves in.

>>87732592
One time I left a 20 dollar bill in my pocket and a blue pen. It could always be worse chumbie.

>>87732758
It's been four years anon. She wants nothing to do with her fans.

>>87732959

>>87731683
Just wait and see how the Chosenites repay the good Lord for his faith and benevolence

>>87733207
I don't think you understand socially anxious people anon

>>87708417
>*Le touché*

>>87732592
One time when I was a kid I forgot a deck of my best Yugioh cards in my pants pocket and they got washed... I stopped collecting them that day.

It genuinely feels like she just doesn't want any of her fans to love her.

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87733551
Nah, you're just retarded.

>>87733356
Try not to reply to them. He's been doing this shtick for hours already.

why reply

>>87733623
Hersherber burger burbur

>>87732343
They lack souls and therefore compassion.

>>87733716
I thought he was just lonely. Seems like he doesn't have any games to play.

>>87733721

>>87733495
That’s rough chumbie. What cards did you have that you liked? I had a blue eyes white dragon and a dark magician

>>87733848
Eeeek!!

>>87733980
That was uncalled for, sorry. Just this one time.

I started playing cookie clicker on both my phone and my pc…

>>87733876
One I particularly liked was my Red Eyes Black Dragon. It was one of the rarest ones if not THE rarest one and I got it in my first ever pack of Yugioh cards that my parents bought for me. All the kids wanted it so bad.

>>87711534
>*Lo touchõ*

>>87733495
wtffff. I remember I was so scared of my pokemon cards getting damaged.

>>87732541
>>87732758
>>87733207
>>87733356
You'd think vtubers fans would have more sympathy for vtubers with social issues, but it seems a fair bit of them just expect them to just get over it and get mad at these vtubers for having genuine social issues.
>>87728094
>>87728567
One thing I'll say about Kiara is that it was weird how, when she was talking about her impressions about other members in her 2.0 reveal, she was genuinely baffled about why Gura doesn't reach out more when she literally listed out the reasons she doesn't by describing her asocial behavior. It's like she couldn't put two and two together.

>>87734216
You really love cookie clicker chumbie

>>87733356
Gura isn't avoiding us because she's socially anxious. She's doing lots of things off-stream every day and she's probably even interacting with lots of people as part of her "self-enrichment" that she told us about. It's just that none of it has anything to do with hololive.

And the problem is that I understand her entirely too well. She desperately wants social interaction, it's just that she doesn't want it from just anyone. She's only interested in interacting with people that she either admires or thinks she will get along with ahead of time. Unfortunately, her fans don't fall into either of those categories, so she just distances herself from us over time. Gura is the type to have only a couple, really close friends, and doesn't do well with shallow relationships.
Everything that she has ever told us (as well as the stuff she hasn't, but we know anyway) supports that.

>>87734774
>Gura is the type to have only a couple, really close friends
Shes just like me...

>>87728266
Remember Mumei and Gura never met until this. So Gura went all this time without Mumei at her side in Japan. Gura's manager actually had to beg Mumei, promising to move whatever it took to allow the two to meet. Mumei's schedule was the reason Gura and Mumei didn't met last year.

Yeah I'm amazed how protective Mumei is of Gura at times: Mumei got pissed while taking a personality quiz when the quiz called Gura stupid.

>>87729500
Shion and her manger always does. Something good happened with Korone because Korone offered to go to Disneyland with Gura.

>>87732541
Kiara made a point to hang with Gura because she "doesn't want her to get lonely". You don't get lonely if you don't give a shit.

>>87720624

>>87734867
This makes me feel a lot better. Mumei really is a good friend

>>87725644
Typhlosionbud

>>87734867
>You don't get lonely if you don't give a shit.
You do. It's that selectiveness I mentioned in >>87734774.
I can be around lots of people at work or anywhere else. I can even talk to them. But unless I have a deeper connection with them and share interests with them, then I get incredibly lonely, even while I'm smiling and talking to them. It's not that I don't give a shit. I just can't help feeling lonely around those I don't connect with. Gura is the same. She doesn't connect with the other girls or us.

too many walls of text

>>87735355
Makes sense to me. You can't connect with an amalgamation of 16,000+ chumbies. Many of the holoEN girls are either unironic weebs or are into different stuff. Pretty hard for gura to connect with them.

>>87726045
>*Li touchí*

>>87735596
I remember Mori saying they hire talents with personalities that are compatible with the other EN members, but they clearly don't factor Gura's personality if that is really the case.

>>87735989
NOT and CC seem to mesh really well with Gura. Just not on the same tier as Ame did of course.

Gura, please taunt us with your sexual preferences.

>>87736200
Not enough to make her want to come back.

>>87736763
Did you watch the movie yet animebud?

>>87736245
Are you a fembud?

>>87734464
rip
I wonder how much that card would be worth today...

>>87736930
>>87732663
Did I mindbreak you so much that you started to pretend to be me?

>>87734922
La basé

>>87737296

Is someone saying mean things about Gura again?

>>87737828
Yes, Gura is very ugly.

>>87737828
Love goob
Love chumbies

>>87736873
I will be in 1 hour

>>87735355
>You can still get lonely while not giving a shit
>Just look at me, I'm lonely
>It's not that I don't give a shit
You presume to understand Gura when even simple syllogisms are beyond your comprehension.
Poojeet poogrammers, fix your shitty bot.

>>87737612

>>87737309

i love my shark wife no matter what.

>>87738108

>>87729069
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>87739214
I'm craving s’ghetti, I need to make some again soon!

Imagine Gura playing Stellaris.

Imagine Gura playing wc3 customs.

Imagine Gura

Imagine Gura

Giant snakes are really scary.

I want Gura to become the biggest slut in Hololive. She needs to take responsibility for getting so many chumbud dicks hard

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>87739377

I haven't had mead in a couple of months and now I really want mead

>>87739990

>>87740000
Same desu except make that a couple of years

The worst part is that Gura doesn't even think this is wrong. She's not sorry or even empathetic to how much people miss her. Her fan's love means nothing.

Is Friday night also retard night?

>>87740785
Seems pretty nice right now except for that one guy

>>87740735
Are you a fembud?

When you really think about it, how do you go an entire month without even wanting to talk to your fans unless you just don't care about them? It doesn't make sense thaat she would say she cares and then not be able to spend 10 minutes in an entire month writing a small message or something.
She's just a lying sack of shit, right? There's really no other explanation. It's not like she's unable to do it. She just doesn't care.

>>87740843
He keeps saying the same things over and over again maybe slightly reworded. I think it's broken.

>>87741225
Its a bit silly. He should just post dino if he wanted to bump the thread

How do you pretend that she's still devoted to being an idol?
You say you love her, but then how do you convince yourself she's not doing things that would hurt you if she won't even commit an hour of her time to stream in an entire month?
Your ability to disassociate from the reality of things in front of you must be insane.

>>87741045
Please show your bushy pucci, fembud.

How do you you rationalize that you aren't a cuck?

>>87741617
Your mother is undyingly loyal to my cock, fembud

>>87741832
sleep tight buddy

>>87741832
Oyasame

>>87741832
Oh yes same.

>>87741832
goob morning

I want Gawr to ryona and sexually bully me

Im sure she gets invited but politely decline to deal with whatver she is doing offstream. I have hope she will comeback next week, she takes her time but always comeback and i will wait her everytime because there is no one like her.

>>87741617
By not being a mentally ill retard.

I felt like watching some anime, but my bed is looking very alluring to me right now.
Maybe just a little nap.

one day I will get to scroll through a thread that isn't seething shitposting versus dead-eyed cope
but not today, it seems

>>87742417
I liked abusing dead eye in al the red dead games

>>87742403
Nighty night chumbie

>>87742549
Why is that bitch staring at my wife's ass?

>>87741832
Goobnight

>>87742403
I wonder if the Halo anime spinoffs were any good

>>87742965
Can't be worse than the recent live action series

>>87741832
sharkdreams

look at this little whore

>>87743969
pretty weak schedule. no card shop game?

>>87743068
Oh lord, I've been doing everything in my power to avoid that fucking TV show since it launched. How many years has it been now?
Honestly, with all of Microsoft's corporate cancer, it's a miracle and a testament to how hard Joe Staten tried to fix things that Infinite launched with the precious handful of redeeming qualities it had. Halobud, if you're here and don't mind Halo Infinite spoilers, see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDrkD1ejGU

>>87744055
Its a real shame what they did

>>87744055
>2/3 of the campaign got scrapped
wtf, why?
sounds like it could have been really fun

gg

What was it? What changed?

>>87744527
Presumably because a) the leadership was fucking retarded and b) because things just weren't working, due to a combination of the engine being jank, the devs constantly being cycled out due to Microsoyft's 18 month contractor model, studio departments not being allowed to collaborate for some bizarre reason, etc.
It's genuinely infuriating and I'm glad the leadership has been given the boot. Whatever this new studio does, I'm certain it can't be worse than what 343i "accomplished" with 4, 5 and Infinite.

I want to be just like master chief

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87745091
I also want to be a 7ft tall super soldier (I actually want to be an 8ft tall super soldier, but I think the black carapace makes space marines look kinda ugly, and I don't want these nodules sticking out of my body)

>>87744865
She got tired of streaming its that simple
I think its a different situation from Ame who wants to keep streaming but wanted something new

>>87745817
T o T

>>87745091
Same desu

https://x.com/the_Johnny1/status/1847251743853445189
shark bondage sexy

>>87747404
is this a slowbud so slow that nobody knows what it's reacting to

>>87747295

>>87708778
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87747633
Maybe
It's actually a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the thread usually being slow at this hour

>>87748068
I want to say it was a bad post and you should feel ashamed but this thread is frequently so bad that your bad post made the thread better, so thanks

>>87710058
when do you finally realize that us Chumbuds care about Gura no matter how she feels about us? Why would that ever influence our own feelings?

Ririka got Gura on her team for the baseball thing.

>>87749264
what baseball thing

>>87749657
Hololive Koushien thing Koyori is hosting with that baseball game

>>87749657
ai baseball like that ai football league that vt does every so often

>>87749715
>>87749744
cool

need sleep
can't sleep
end me

>>87751129
have you tried punching yourself until your body collapses

>>87748265
You're welcome chumbie... I think

Another nightshift another dollar

>>87753034
i hope you made way more than a dollar that's way underapid

Yo genuine question, why does gura stream monthly? her stuff got recommended to me and I bit. I kinda wanted to see more of her monhun and fnaf.

no hate, just curious.

>>87753217
nobody knows, you can make your own guesses

>>87751129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp48ANoudy0

>>87751129
Play some xcom, get angry, go sleep, dream of the apocalypse. It works for me.

>>87753217
She's a she devil that feeds off of the suffering of people that love her. She enjoys seeing how far she can make you fall because of your love for her. She likes to make the masses dance in the palm of her hand. It's not about mere monetary gain, it's about power, control and influence and it gets her wet.

Turning serial rapist for gura.

Unsuspecting buttholes are gonna get plowed by angry incel cock because of you. And it's not gonna stop with just female ass. I am gonna rape the world back in their place.

I'll make every asshole suffer from here until Albuquerque.

No, I'll do you one better. I'm gonna rape everyone that's unlucky enough to cross my path at the wrong time and place, except for you. And I'm gonna make you watch because you enjoy spying on me so much.

How do you like them rotten apples, you unfaithful bitch?

>>87753994
No one believes you when you have a tranny for a boyfriend, retard. No one even gave a single fuck even when they heard "the baby crying" on stream. Try harder.

You've really done it. You made me go full supermicroatomic. I'll have to be put away now.

>>87754016
what has the chumbud upset today?

>>87754489
That's not a chumbud.

Looking forward to sen showing up tomorrow at doobs debut

Cuz I'll tear apart every rotten scumbag while I rape them. And if they're bigger than me I'll rape their gut with a screwdriver first. Obnoxious, insufferable scum. Traitorous, corporate whore. Unfaithful, lying bitch.

>>87754518
And you are not an idol. You're not even anywhere to a decent person. You fucking suck.

rub it