/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>87677394
BAU BAU

==REMINDER TO ALL MENHERA==
>M: Please don't get merch because you feel pressured or anything like that. DON'T do anything that you don't want to. We really mean it, okay?
>F: So you know, maybe you're like, "Oh, well, you know, maybe if I make a clip maybe more people will discover FUWAMOCO from there!" - it's true, but maybe you REALLY don't like video editing... Maybe don't that.
>M: However you want to, okay?
>F: You know, oshikatsu's supposed to be fun! You know, just tweeting, being loud -
>M: Being HERE with us!
>F: Yeah!
>M: That's all - that's MORE that we can ask for!
>F: Yeah, being like, "Ah! My best friend, you know, I REALLY like these vtubers called FUWAMOCO!". You know, those kinds of things, you know...
>M: So, please, don't feel like, "Oh, THIS Ruffian is doing all this and I'M not doing ANYTHING"...
>F: No. You know, oshikatsu is fun for everybody and ANYBODY!
>M: You should never feel like that, okay? So PLEASE don't compare yourselves to somebody else, okay?
>F: We just want you to have fun. You shouldn't feel pressure.
>M: We don't want you to disappear because of something, you know...
>F: Yeah, so, you know... if your smile's in trouble...
>*Both shake their heads*
>M: Just don't worry, we just want you to be here with us.
>F: Yeah, we wanna protect your smile and have fun together, Ruffians!
>M: You got it? It's not work! It should be FUN! We understand that you compare yourselves to others and stuff like that... SO THAT'S WHY WE SAY "DON'T"! We get it, you know? Because we felt it too before, okay? *reads chat message* You wish you could superchat more? IT'S OKAY! DON'T WORRY! We want you to have fun.
>F: And you know, it's the little things that count, too, you know. So, just sending a tweet like, "BAU BAU!" - that helps, you know?
>M: Yeah! Do what you can!
>F: "I'm on break right now, you know! I had a real delicious sandwich! FUWAMOCO, I had a delicious sandwich!" ... You know, it makes us happy to know that you're thinking about us cause sometimes, you know, we get a little bit lonely. Like, "are the Ruffians thinking about us...?"
>M: Please don't worry, okay? *reads chat message* You can't write well? It's OKAY! Don't worry about it!
>F: But it makes us really happy to know you're thinking about ways you can help us, Ruffians...
>M: We don't want you to get sad and be like, "I can't enjoy FUWAMOCO anymore because I compare myself to other Ruffians", okay?

I'm ready for Fuwawa for giggle ASMR

Arrr, I'm so hyped for ASMR.

FUWAMOCO ASMR will soon be upon us. No matter what, ruffians, you can't die today.

Thank you Fuwawa dumping anon. Her body is incredible.

>>87677388
I can't believe it. At best I thought we'd get some more small doses of asmr during their 3D collab, but this? I love my wives
>>87677394
BAU BAU
>>87677419
Baused

>>87677543
She's the embodiment of sex

Will FuwaMoco be a part of Hololive Koushien?

WE'RE SO BACK ASMR BROS

>>87677643
It's gonna be amazing. Right on schedule to sleep before the collab too.

>>87677519
Yes, put something the fanbase wanted for so long behind a paywall. No thanks. It's not that I can't afford, I definitely could, it's just fucking greedy. Especially when there are memes that do it for free. Just seems scummy. There is no way to spin this positively.

Why did Icomochi give Fuwawa a paizuri hole?

>>87677485
Mocopirate you better post the Japanese version.

The promised day is upon us, brothers
In mere half a day, we shall witness the descent of heaven on earth
Let us toast to the upcoming nectar of gods blessed right into our ears

>>87677695
mems* sorry phonefagging atm

Nerissa keeps liking my FUWAMOCO tweets

>>87677792
Kek you too?

>>87677695
It was never even alluded to be released for free
Even on the best case, they'd still lock it behind doggy pack

>>87677695
Stop ban evading

>>87677792
>>87677809
She just loves them

>all those [deleted] posts
There's no way it was all one guy kek

>>87677892
>There's no way it was all one guy
It always is

>>87677821
The first ASMR is for Doggy Pack shitpost has been spammed so many times here that some people think it's true.

>>87677695
Retarded sister they have said multiple times in members streams that they wouldn't do it in a public stream. So it was never going to be free.

schizo anti thread

>>87677935

Okay I'll leave you guys to it.

I thought this day would never come. I hope they do heartbeat and soft singing.

>>87677892
Surely mod tools aren't so primitive they can't even ban more than a single poster in one go?

>>87678005
Business As Usual

>>87677695
And there are mems who don't do it for free. Both are valid. Their sololive won't be free either, or their VN. It's the two biggest things they're working towards, and the outward stated main goals in their careers now. It's still a business, they're not gonna keep paying for shit all the time for no return, or do you think it didn't cost them to make this?
I don't think it's an invalid way of thinking, I'm not saying you're not entitled to this opinion, just seems close minded, I don't know, detached from the real world.

>>87677975
So why not do it in a member only. Why was it okay to do it public on their pl and not now?

Every time I hear Fuwawa speaks precum leaks from my dick and I think this becoming a real problem for me

>>87677792
Never once happened to me, that's so weird. FWMC did like my Shiori post once, but it did mention them too so it makes sense they would see it.

>>87678152
?????? They never did ASMR on their "pl", and their RM ASMR was not only paywalled but time gated too, you literally can't access it anymore.

>doxfag

>pl

>doxfags
>and moving the goalpost too
well well well

>ehehehe

>>87677318
kek

>le meme arrows

>>87678168
It's happened to me a good amount, which confirms that I'm not shadowbanned and FWMC just skip me every time. Kind of does make me want to support Nerissa more desu since I never gave her anything compared to thousands for FWMC over the past year.

Wow the amsr-antis are really pissed huh

Is this a grifter thread?, you guys still like them even after all the shit they've done?, can't believe they still have fans after all their numberfagging, lies and schemes, unironically being more of a grifter than fucking Mori of all people.

>>87678343
>1M subs
>BAUdol close to 1M
>Finally getting ASMR
The 3rd worlders just keep losing.

Pay up fags.
They'll be doing a 15 min ASMR segment in Japanese tomorrow for free.

>>87678331
You could be one of the ruffians that twitter hides from them for some reason. I used to think that was cope, but for some reason I don't see all the art on their art tag anymore, there's a bunch I only see through retweets now and they don't appear when I'm browsing the tag. No clue how that works.

>spent the whole year saying ASMR are for sluts
>preaching to everyone that FUWAMOCO are above those kind of people
>spit on everyone that even dares to entertain the idea that they might do ASMR in the future
>got btfo'd to the point of mindbroken
I won't even wish this kind of hell upon my worst enemy

Pay up fags.
They'll be doing a 15 min ASMR segment in Japanese tomorrow for free.
Ignore the fact that others like Shiori decided to do a free voice pack for members because she just liked the idea of doing one of the other scenarios she didn't pick.

Mahjong stream next

>>87678512
I hate the JP streams openly, but JP asmr doesn't bother me in this instance.

>>87678434
I've always admired Mori even though I didn't watch EN before them. Mori, Kiara and Bae are on that idol grind and I'll always have nothing but respect for it.

jong is shit

>>87678565
>Shiori decided to do a free voice pack for members
Do me a favor and read this slowly to yourself a couple of times

>>87678530
I've been hoping for it since literally month one
>>56036227

87678512
87678565
Totally not a discord raid.

>>87678434
Shit they've done?
Go touch grass or something
FWMC mind breaks faggots on the daily on /vt/
You can't even sleep properly knowing they exist

Antis and JPniggers literally cannot stop losing, holy FLUFF

I hope they do GFE where they hug me and lullaby me to sleep

inb4 pero ASMR on 3D collan

>>87677394
BAU BAU

>>87678740
/jong/GODs... this is our time...

>>87678698
That would be nice, I'm not expecting any real triggers but if they end up doing asmr more some hair cutting asmr would be awesome for me since those typically have all my favorite triggers.

Just woke up.
I'm a bit dissapointed about their "first" ASMR not being for the doggy pack, but I'll be okay with it as long as it's in English.
With that said, I do expect them to do one for the Doggy Pack soon, because they've been promising it to the doggy pack since the start, and I also expect them to speak at least some English during the ASMR segment in their upcoming 3D collab. I don't think I'm being unreasonable. Their excuse for not doing it for the Doggy Pack was that ‘they were too nervous’ and ‘they needed to practice.’ Both of those excuses should no longer hold after doing ASMR on the official channel, in a voice pack, and during a JP 3D collab.

So, again; I'm happy with the ASMR voice pack as long as it's in English (I'll be disappointed if it's in both EN and JP because the JOPs don't deserve ANYTHING, but I can live with it) I expect them to eventually do an ASMR stream for the Doggy Pack. However, if they do the ASMR segment for the 3D collab *completely* in JP, then they better do the Doggy Pack ASMR ASAP.

I'm also looking forward to FWMC's Animal Tower Tournament ENGLISH stream, and yes, I *DO* expect them to do it mostly in English, just like they did for the Mario Kart tournament and the Dorokei tournament. I get the feeling that I'll have a LOT of things to say during that stream...

>>87678529
I'll also be 0/134 today, I bet, but whatever. At least there's an episode today.

>>87678698
I hope we also get ear blowing and heartbeat too.

>>87677764
What episode is that from?

>>87678785
Lightning crashes an old schizo dies
Her rrats fall to the floor
The schizo closes her eyes
The posts that was hers
Belongs now to the anti down the hall

>>87677394
BAU BAU!

>>87677419
BAU BAUSED!

>>87678530
I've been telling you they'll do it dummy. They said they wanted to on debut, so I'm not sure why you're so surprised. I'd say they're above lying, not ASMR.

>>87678800
I love hair cutting too, but that would probably require quite a bit of setup for someone who isn't so ASMR inclined. I'd expect it in a future voice pack if that, not a regular stream. Unless you just mean scissor sounds in general and not necessarily the actual hair cutting, which is also great.

Rufferans you're excited for my ASMR debut tomorrow, right?

>>87678945
Kill yourself, rapist (negative)

>>87678802
Didn’t read avatartranny KYS

>>87678698
With a countdown at the end...

I love them I love them I love them ifjfjsamfieisjejn
Bwos... it's more than I can take...

>>87678802
And who are you? The schizo said
That I must bow so low
Only a dog of a different coat
That's all the truth I know
In a coat of Eigo or a coat of Nihongo
A doggy can still bau
Mine is loud and strong, my lord
As loud and strong as yours

And so he spoke, and so he spoke
That poster named erenschizo
But now the rains weep o'er his hall
And not a soul to hear...

>>87677388
>Produced by Satou Patra
What, does Patra have a studio or something?

>>87679132
It's Patra, so of course she does.

>>87679132
She does. Also likely handled cowriting the script and sound editing.

if aeon and the jp schizos leave this may be one of the best weeks in fwmc history

Mococo loves the EOPs so much that she subconsciously developed a second personality (Pero) that ONLY speaks in English.

>>87678810
The beach episode

>>87677543
It's only for jp tourists and the few fans that are always by her side

>>87679192
>that ONLY speaks in English.
HOLY FUCK

https://x.com/patra_hnst/status/1847193443858330017
This is a 40+ year old hag

>>87679172
what could possibly make them leave?

>>87677394
BAU BAU

>>87679220
whew

>>87678900
Yeah the set up is a bit cumbersome.
I enjoy water and scissors but also hair brushing and foaming/scrubbing.

Are erenschizos willing to take the hit of another full JP week to get rid of the doomer?

>>87679220
holy sex

>>87679220
She's perfect

>>87679172
They won't leave. Only chance Aeon leaves is if he does something stupid trying to rush home and gets in an accident.

>>87679192
Oh shit... I-is this true?? Is Mococo really Pero? Does that mean that I was raped by Mococo last Christmas??

>>87679223
they are both days from snapping and leaving. FUWAMOCO need to stop pussyfooting around and tell them they don't need to be here if they are going to be like this
>>87674852
>>87674581

>>87679172
You act like there's only one. Why do you fags love to pretend there's no one else who can think like that?

>>87679198
Oh you

>>87679286
Make it the LAST full JP week in FWMC's entire career, and you have a deal.

>>87679354
And where would they go? They have nothing else going for them. Doubt those ones would leave.

>>87679365
they aren't the only ones but they are the most visible ones. if they leave it likely means many of the other schizos left. people stay because they keep cuddling up to these retards and leading them on

>>87679220
Holy fucking SEX
Can't wait to see her at FWMC's 3D live next year

>>87679425
Biboo, Nerissa, justice. Back to their ex odhi Kronii. The fireflies. Who cares as long as they stop being a negative presence in FUWAMOCO'S LIFE

>>87679220
I will not hornypost for another woman, I will not hornypost for another woman…

I got skipped but nerissa has my back at least. Also that's a lot of tweets overnight they must be excited

>>87678810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w8utBUJwEY&t=1530s

So what is the single fluff issue?

>>87679587
Yea Nerissa is great for that

>>87679603
Thanks!

>>87679192
Pero is a pokemon.

>>87679354
>>87679172
>the jp schizos
Dude... I'm the erenschizo prime, and I'm mostly okay with it being a voice pack.
Would I have preferred a Doggy Pack ASMR stream? Yes, absolutely. Am I crying and seething about it being a Voice Pack? No.
Don’t expect me to go away just because of a fucking ASMR voice pack, of all things.

>>87679354
>says he wants to leave
>dicksword convinces him to take a break and stay every time
what's the purpose of this? he isn't even enjoying himself

>>87679619

>>87679656
>Pero is a pokemon.
That means that Mococo is a pokemon too, right?

>>87679687
he always traumadumps in fuck me in the ass of clock when any sane person is asleep so it's all retards like him that are destroying their sleep schedule or EUfags doing during a work day. Or AUS fucks that don't care and are happy about jp and the show. I wish that faggot tweeted it I'd tear him a new asshole

>>87679354
>slips in a passive aggressive comment about not having submissions chosen
>this is the quality of submission he makes
Quite a while ago now, back in the northwest passage I think, you two mentioned having a drill... but did you two ever use it? I remember you saying you had to ask Papa Puppy to change your lightbulbs, so... are you sure you know how? lol
#FWMCMORNING

>>87679687
Stays and doesnt take an actual break. These fags won't leave.

>get recommended random dorokei clips
>hoarse mococo voice randomly flying by in the background
man

>>87679735
I mean she does sound like a Pokémon at times. So yes?

>>87679695
she controls my entire life with just a look...

hmm, should I buy the plushies now or should I wait for payday first

>>87679845
They already stopped the likespree so what even is the point

>>87679809
She is the cutest pokemon

>>87679893
Well if you actually want them. I plan on getting them when I know they won't like shit that I post.

>>87679695
This fluffy woman has too much power over me...
https://files.catbox.moe/cv4jpm.ogg

>like spree
it isn't one unless they liked everyone and I don't see nearly enough huge ws posted

>>87679951
If you don't want them to like your shit then just... don't post it to twitter?

>>87679828

>>87679960
I want her to call me her wuffian as she teases my throbbing cock with her soft enormous floofiesm I promise not to make too much of a mess

>>87679695
Isn't Fuwawa too powerful...? How do we stop her?

>>87679999
goddddd I love her. I try to praise and love both of them publicly but the second she gives a look or giggles my brain goes fluffy and I forget about Mococo. I'm so sorry mocochan your sister is too powerful...

>>87679960

>>87680042
>the reason Mococo is so needy is because her whole life has been alongside the most powerful seductress in history
It all makes sense now. It's not because she's selfish it's a defense mechanism to fight for even a scrap of attention to get men to break out of the fluffy spell

>>87679960
A collection of fluffy moans would be nice too...

https://youtu.be/IoiDy6n8I2U?t=13618

>>87679972
Can you read? I know they won't like my posts. Nowhere did I say I don't want them to like my posts. You ... faggots are retarded. I'm guessing you are that faggot DFS or Aeon himself.

>>87680106

>>87679845
Depends on how long until payday, FWMC probably have a fuckton in stock but waiting a week or more is risky IMO. If it’s just a few days, I say wait until payday

>>87679964
They liked mine I just never posted my huge W

>>87680106
Fluffy sex

am I still going to be able to resell round1 plushies to nips to pay for expo and fes or did that market evaporate with these new plushies

>>87680168
Newissa…

>>87680131
Well excuuuuuse me for thinking your "when" indicates a cause-and-effect relation instead of a perversion of "even though"

>>87680168
all three of their children crazed minds were focused on you in that moment. I'd cum everywhere. That would be the greatest night of my life. I wouldn't stop until I had filled them all with ad much cum as I could logistically manage. even if it killed me.

>>87680139
still in two weeks
and isn't friends with u plushies basically gonna be restocked forever?

I hope they have separate asmr voice packs. i only need fluffy asmr to be satisfied for life

>>87680241
No matter how you try to put it, there's no way "I don't want them to like" would go there. You are wrong and retarded.

>>87680139
even Marine's initial stock lasted a couple months and they get restocks. there's no rush

>>87680414
YOU'VE OVERSTEPPED
NO ASMR

>>87680468
the rush was only in the first few hours to get a like because they don't go back after the initial rush. If that doesn't matter then take your time and bundle it with the 1 million merch

>>87680241
>Well excuuuuuse me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzfXxkHrIBM

>>87680504
Mococo's voice is just annoying in long pieces. Fuwawa is soft fluffy and pure sex which is what i want in asmr

>>87680417
It's "(do x only) when I know they won't (give) like (to) shit" which implies you don't want them to give like to your shit, dumdum

>>87680576
If you don't love Mococo you don't deserve Fuwawa, loser

>>87679695
Stop it Fuwawa...
Why are you smiling at me like that?

I don't really care about ASMR. Unless it's from Noel or Polka's roommates

thanks for always being by my side wuffian

>>87680573
fake and gay

>>87680715
She never said that to me but she said other really sweet things that I keep coming back to. She has such a way with words...

>>87679695
>>87679960
>>87679999
>>87680715
>>87680726
>>87680834
>>87680851
AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
STOP POSTING FUWAWA PICS!! I'M TRYING TO DETOX FROM CUMMING TO HER

>>87680618
You are trying so hard to switch up the whole sentence to act like you are right. There are no implications whatsoever of me not wanting them to like the post. You are pulling this "don't want" out of your ass, dumdum. When I know they won't like somehow means I don't want them to like?

Mococo said this?

>having to buy the first ASMR instead of it being for members
>was recorded while mococo was hoarse

I don't know how to feel about this one

>>87680894
If you only post when you know they stopped giving like clearly means you don't want them to give like, dumdum

>>87680929
>having to buy the first ASMR instead of it being for members
It would be paywalled either way

>>87680854
I need a fluffy stream so I can tell her what I love about her again without Mococo interpreting it as me ignoring her

>>87680929
are you saying you don't buy members

>>87680929
>was recorded while mococo was hoarse
Wrong thread, the mori thread is two thread down.

>>87680972
If even this isn't doggy pack content what's the point of having it? They specifically alluded to their first time being with the doggy pack and now they went and whored themselves for money and all to have

>>87680972
But it being for memberd would make it an expression of love for their doggypack ruffians
I dunno I just feel like the first real ASMR should have been for members. Or even all ruffians, but not as an extra voice pack style purchase

>>87681022
Your mask couldn't even last 5 minutes tranny

>>87681027
MOOODS

>>87680929
let's be honest they're going to need lot of money for music production going forward don't be surprised to see things you might not like

>>87681027
ADVERTISER-SAN GET DOWN

>>87681027
Emmm...

>>87681027
PERO DOKOO AIEIEEEEEE

I need Fuwawa tummy rumbling asmr

When are we going to get an ero asmr voicepack with JOI

>>87681027
Gorilla bros our response?

They really should've do a doggy pack ASMR afterparty on sunday instead of shitty fall guys

>>87681056
They opened the prechat for the collab early solely to farm superchats from people talking about the asmr pack.

>>87681027
Too far

Fuwawa Abyssgard has ruined me.


Not long ago I was a normal anon that enjoyed cumming to all types of vtubers, I wasn't loyal to anyone, I was free to chose whoever I wanted whenever I felt like it, but after seeing all the Fuwawa sexposting /here/ I decided to try something new; I decided to jerk off only to Fuwawa for an entire week.
That week passed quickly and without a problem, it was *very* easy to cum to Fuwawa, and after that week I would go back to jerking off to different Vtubers... Or so I thought. While I didn't notice anything strange during that week, something had changed in me.

I noticed as soon as I tried to masturbate to other Vtubers... I couldn't get hard anymore. At first I was scared, obviously, but I convinced myself that it was probably something temporary and I decided to watch some streams to relax. That's when it happened.
After opening a FUWAMOCO stream and listening to Fuwawa's voice I came in my pants instantly. I woke up 12 hours later, naked and with no memory of what happened. There was a clip of Fuwawa giggling on loop on my computer, and the monitor was covered in cum. That's how I discovered it... I can only get hard for Fuwawa now.

At first I thought that it wouldn't be that big of a big deal, but it has completely ruined my life.
My girlfriend left me when she caught me jerking off to Fuwawa in the bathroom 10 minutes after telling her that I couldn't have sex with her because I was impotent, my normalfag friends abandoned me because Fuwawa is the only thing I talk about now, and they fired me from my job after finding out that I spent an entire month looking at Fuwawa porn at work. I've tried going to the doctor and the psychologist, but after explaining my problem and showing them a pic of Fuwawa they just laughed at me. Now I spend all day in my room, jerking off to her until I pass out.

She has completely ruined me, no other woman can satisfy my lust now, her giggles make me rock-hard, her voice makes me precum, and I cum buckets just by looking at her seductive eyes.
It's been 7 months now, I was healthy before, but I'm starting to get fat due to the lack of exercise and all of the junk food I've been eating.
I feel more like cattle than human, ready to be milked by Fuwawa at any time of the day.

Fuwawa... what have you done to me...?

>>87681202
Okayu's members ASMR.

>>87681261
wuined?

>>87681268
This damn cat

>>87681052
Dpggy Pack is dog shit. It's fine, has been since the move and will be for the rest of their time in Holo.

>>87681268
The fattest loads I’ve released to this woman! But seriously FUWAMOCO need not to do what she does. Healing ASMR is also nice.

>>87681304

I'd prefer VN streams to ASMR

>>87681372
believe in fate fridays

>>87681285
This is it.
The concept of "SEX" personified.
Fuwawa is the multiversal avatar of SEX.
I will pray to Fuwawa every day.
I will cum to Fuwawa every day.
Thank you for existing Fuwawa. The sexiest woman that has ever existed.

>>87681268
https://files.catbox.moe/o1zl6u.webm
stupid sexy cat

>>87681436
kysGorilla you sexual predator they hate you and your kind

>>87680969
You are trying to take it out of context now. The post I was replying to already indicated that the likes have stopped and was asking why you'd get the plushies still. I said if you actually want them you'd still get it. For you fags likes are everything. I never said since they aren't liking posts all of a sudden I want to post about it. Who would I be posting for? I'd get the plushie to show off to you faggots? You are trying to sound smart, but nah you are retarded.

>>87681489
does she know what she's doing?

>>87681524
Uh oh someone's having a meltdown again.

>FWMC morning back
>ASMR voicepack
>sex with Patra later
>no slop clip retweets
They can do no wrong, today is perfect.

Dance with FWMC never...

>>87681564
It’s pretty obvious that she does.

>>87681653
They told you to kys so do it. Not interested.

Fuwawa is NOT sadistic.
Fuwawa is NOT a rapist.
Fuwawa does NOT want to be sexualized.
Fuwawa would NEVER rape a Ruffian.
Fuwawa is a pure, innocent girl that respects consent and doesn't have any interest in sexual stuffs.

>>87681550
That's why I'm asking, faggot
You're the one saying
>I plan on getting them when I know they won't like shit that I post.
to the reply saying likes have stopped so it's only natural to think that the reason of "they won't like shit that I post" is because the likes has been stopped because that's the topics.
And then putting emphasis with "(only) when I know" indicates a clear intent to actually evades their likespree, which is why I'm asking in the first place, faggot.

>>87681785
Fuwawa has consumed more 2D porn than I ever have

>>87679172
the best week in FuwaMoco history are when the EOP antis fucking leave since they refuse to do their reps and go full fucking schizo when they are rightfully ignored.

>>87681404
What's today again? Friday?

>>87681939
saturday

>>87681697
You seem to be upset. Maybe you should take your meds

>>87681860
Stop lying and KYS, you disgusting gorilla.

>>87677792
Advent hates me only Fuwawa likes my ass out of pity probably

>>87681202
I recommend Komae Nadeshiko for the dog wife sex experience

gross that was a stinky one ueh

>>87681113
1-2 of these ASMR voice packs can probably pay for an entire song by itself, so they better start releasing them on a monthly basis

>>87681847
Yeah, you are dumb as fuck, obviously. Anyone with common sense wouldn't take the post in that way. There's no "only" and there's no "don't want" Too bad fwmc will never be able to heal retarded faggots like you. I have no doubt you are one of the no life clique members. Based on how you post, you're most likely one of them that always bitch and cry about things in there too.

>>87682321
No matter how much you cry, "when" isn't supposed to be used to contrast and compare, dumbass.
You use a thousand other like "even if" or shit.

This horro kusoge miko is playing looks interesting. I hope they play it

>>87682477
I know you want to hop on my dick so bad faggot, but go back to your faggot discord buddies and cry about fwmc there.

>>87682582
See? You can even use "but" instead of "when" like a dumbass.

fuwamoco promised that the first japanese asmr totally didn't count and that they were saving it for the ruffians. /baubau/ insisted on this too and called everyone who were unconvinced antis. well what's the cope now?

I don't like asmr

>>87681564
she has outright said that membership asmr makes her horny. what do you think anon?

>>87682630
Nothing wrong with my sentence, but there's plenty wrong with you and your kind.

>>87682719
>Nothing wrong
The pure irony of this phrase.

Laughing Fox please God oshihen. Find a 2view to settle down with they'll give you all the attention you crave

ueh ogayu made my pp do a funny dsnce

>>87682694
That's cool, it's not for everyone.

why the fuck's 押し入れ means closet

>>87682978
'cause it's the place where you shove shit into

>>87682699
sigh ok I will member Okayu. Any specific dates or recommendations from her members ASMR?

>>87683067
fair enough

other than patra and i guess that one stream with milkyqueen, what other collabs outside the holobox do you think they'd actually be interested in doing (and which ruffians would find interesting)? maybe mint?

>>87683375
>mint
Never going to happen
The only other chuuba they’ve tweeted at was Ui…

>FWMC Morning
>dead thread
The hype...

HALLO HALLO BAU BAU!

>>87681489
Holy fuck

>>87683562
not even dogposter or clapposter
grim

>>87677695
Get a job

SEX WITH FUWAMOCO IN 12 HOURS

>>87683513
That man between FWMC? it's a JP ruffian.

Their voices...

fuwawa sounds rough...

they sound sick. aren't they going to infect Patra like this?

I woke up and saw the news.
Isn't it really obvious why they did this? This was going to be the ASMR voice pack they announce during the collab tomorrow, but they moved up the release date of it to a day before so they can pretend this was their "first one".

I've patiently waited more than a year for their ASMR in English and have been supporting them this entire time, and now they turn around and tell me I have to pay extra, but if it's for Japanese fans in the JP timeslot, then it's free...
I'm not even a JP schizo and I enjoy their Japanese streams. I don't even mind paying for it if it was always going to be a voice pack. But this feels like they really did treat us like an afterthought.

No matter how they try and spin it, their first ASMR on their channel for their fans is going to be the one during the Patra collab and it's going to be in Japanese. Releasing the voice pack early like this just so they can claim they didn't technically break their promise or do their first ASMR they promised us for their Japanese fans instead is so transparently cynical, I'm at a total loss for words.
I just feel hurt. I don't know what to do or say. It just hurts.

>>87677695

They recorded the asmr with these voices...

>>87683094
Her Christmas one from 2 years ago she has her saying to bakuhatsu

EWW NASTY

>>87683709
Nigga it's just two hags behind anime dog girl avatars get a grip

FAT FUCK ATE EVERYTHING FROM THE FRIDGE

woah i woke up at exactly 11

fat fucks

>YAAAAAAAAH OUR FRIDGE IS EMPTY BAU BAUUUUUU
B-bau bau....

d-did they just foreshadow what the ASMR VP gonna be like

can Pero eat natto?

the postponed news from last week...

>>87683792
No...

No more soulless subscriber counters!

STREAM BAUDOL NEARLY 1 MILLION

in true fwmc fashion the asmr is a VOICEPACK

They both sound sick.

Oh god...

DELAYED PLASTIC LOVE

>Sick as dogs
But they are dogs

You are not doing your best as getting well.

they have covid...

>>87683920

/here/

stop kissing each other

>>87683709
i share your sentiments. promises are supposed to mean something. especially from them.

Mocotyan you still sound like shit

Yet.

FWMC, please stop coming to this shithole... only antis post here, not real ruffians

The Patra 3D collab is under 24 hours.

doing
our
best

More postponements let's go!

adjusted "a little bit"

>wow why does my voice keep getting rekt when i make loud growling sounds constantly
yeah i dunno... it is indeed a mystery

>>87684057
So true sis. Make a bunch of raid posts too so you can point to that as evidence.

>entire advent family
I'm too poor for that Fuwawa

why did they make mococo's tummy so fat

>>87684057
SEX WITH ANTIS!

HAEH?

I'm gonna grab your tummy Mococo and there's nothing you can do about it

floofies can be touched though

SYNC COUGH

Can we touch fren?

>Mococo's voice is getting progressively worse through the stream because she can't stop herself from being loud

>>87684169

Marine gave them covid

The stream that killed their voice...

Moco-chan's coughing a lot...

Mocotyan...

W-were Fuwawa's floofies always this big?

>and all because we said hxh is shit and togashi should unclog his toilet
Holy calm down Mococo

>go check it out
???

>>87684362
They look different today.

They're so sick...

they are dying...

>>87684288
and whole of bunch of stds sadly

>>87684397
Mio's collab stream with FWMC

they're really pushing themselves here...

Eh? what happened??

IM GONNA CONCERN

>sudden break
rrats??

Is this the first they pee in my mouth during a Morning?

:(

they can't even make it through a 20 minute stream why are they doing this? Just to shill?
Her barker is so fucked. The fact they mentioned not needing surgery when no one was even saying that was on the table means it's in danger

fuwawa's titties look bigger than usual today

>Stopping to drink tea mid sentence
>Pausing stream to cough up phlegm
They're pushing themselves to do this for us...

They were coughing hard.

>>87684447
Someone in their room motioned to them that they had to tell them something.

I will never forgive Patra for LTST

Patora studio?

COOF

>>87684483
do they?

It should have been with Noel.

there's no way her floofies didn't get bigger they're huge

>>87684518
kill yourself, fake fan

kek that mute and signal that she was done coughing

I'm counting on you, Mocopirate.

the ASMR isn't a stream?
it's only a voice pack?

>there's an English version too

The fact that an english version needs to be announced makes me kek

>it gets better
having English was the bare fucking minimum why are they trying to spin that as a positive reward

There should have been only an English version.

>we're lucky that we're getting an english version
LMAO the way she phrased that HAHAHAHA

>not only Japanese version
>but also English version!
They love the Japanese Ruffians, y'all should oshihen

>*mutes*
>both look to their left at the same time
...huh?

EN TOO.JP SCIZOS BTFO!!!!!!

>>87684590
I'm gonna experience it first

>there's not only a JP version but an EN version too!
Shouldn't it be reversed?

>>87684483

>>87684631
They're coughing you retard

Mococo had to mute twice because she is throwing up at the thought of having to do EN ASMR

Come on sisters. How is Patra expected to direct an English ASMR?

>>87684631

>>87684473
that's their benchmark for if they're still healthy or not. If it isn't serious enough to need any type of surgery they can keep blasting through everything with no worries

>>87684674
if only there were EN members that knew how to do ASMR... wait...

>>87684683
kek

>>87684643
we won lmao, get fucked scizo,

>>87684683
kek was about to search this up and post it

No way their collab isn't already recorded, they can't make it through this fucking stream without coughing and dying.

>There's not only a JP version, there's a EN version too!
Why is the EN version an afterthought...?

>gato
>dog

ANOTHER CAT

>>87684642
Post the japanese one too

I don't think a single ASMR VP has been in English before, so I get why she said that (feel free to correct me)

kekaroo EN fans are a conplete afterthought in their minds already

>>87684739
meds

>>87684730
Because Patra is Japanese, retard

>>87684739
What the fuck are you talking about?

lol I'm already seeing some fucks getting uppity

The EN one will be phoned in and the JP one will have all their passion.

>>87684757
No

>>87684730
you lost, we won, hahahahahha, fucking loser,

It being english is the bare minimum as EN talents
What do you mean that it's a bonus?

Of course the Patra directed ASMR would be in Japanese retards. English is definitely a bonus and it shows their love and dedication.

can they stop making the same stupid jokes

>>87684779
I thought this was their ASMR

>>87684788
KEK baused!

>>87684701
>she never did one for Mococo butt
her favorite is Fuwawa

isn't anime impulse like, last month?

>>87684787
JP ASMR is almost always better than EN anyhow, even if you don’t know the language

>>87684758
You're correct. All the ASMR voicepacks have been in JP.

SHIORI SEX

>>87684799
retard

>>87684815
why are you retards pretending that they couldn't have made an asmr without patra?

>>87684788
Baused, making sure the JP one gets more sales

The bunk bed question AGAIN

>>87684841
There was another one a few days ago.

Jesus they are fucking dying.

We get asmr directed and produced by the queen of ASMR let's fucking gooo, I am getting jp an en versions, uoooooooooooooooooooh seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex

didn't someone asked this already as question of the day too?

>>87684869
yeah, with me

>>87684829
They're learning from the goddess of ASMR

>>87684876
They could, but they wanted to go above and beyond and have someone with ASMR experience produce it.

>>87684876
/cope/ general

>>87684876
take your threadshitting to the catalog, you waste of resources

>>87684737
They already had a horse. I may as well send a picture of my baby ball python and tag it as a Doggy of the Day.

just remember all the things they'll say they thought of in jp first

fifth coughing mute

They've stopped to cough so many times.

>>87684936
put a blue/pink ribbon on it might work

>>87684876
we only get the best product, no asmr slop, we get the High Quality shit from the queen, I am in heaven already before I even heard it

>>87684936
Is it cute? You should submit it, it would be funny if they showed it

God, the mutes... it hurts a bit to watch

They immediately thought of JP first for asmr, the EN was an afterthought. And the ASMR sex with patra collab is for JP fans only. fuck off EOP

>>87684876
They wanted to be taught by a pro. Same thing they did with their 3D wrestling.
Yet you fags complain when they care enough about us to want to produce quality content.
Rope you whiny faggot.

>>87684876
If you actually watched them
You'd know they try not to half ass anything
So if they are going the quality route
Theyll use someone like Patra
Just use your brain retarted ruffian

Why isn't the first ASMR just a member stream to thank ruffians for waiting so long?

why are they offcollabing with someone if they're sick? that's kind of fucked up

>in the future
Not even guaranteed for next week

>>87684936
Do it

so they dropped out from animal tower too?

It's pathetic that they rushed out this ASMR voicepack with a EN throwaway just so they could say they didn't technically lie that their first ASMR would be in EN before they give blowjobs to JP tourists in the 3D collab

>>87684815
I seem to recall something Patra wrote for them that's predominantly in english
I must be imagining it

Fuwawa is going to take Mococo to the V-E-T one last time after taking Mococo to her favorite park and letting her have her favorite meal.

>>87685011
>Why isn't the first ASMR just a member stream
It was though?