/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife

I love Uki so much it's unreal.

i worked too hard today im so exhausted this is why i shouldnt do anything ever

I can't believe someone actually posted female lewds last thread. We need more of that pls

>>87664853
Male lewds doko

I think ren should impregnate my oshi with his alien eggs

look at this feesh

https://twitter.com/jiib_draw/status/1847121023386431839

>>87664930
>>87664913
Feesh PEROPEROPEROPEROPERO

>>87664930
feesh tummy is pretty good, but what about feesh butt?

>>87664982
feesh butt is for spanking

vanta's laugh sugoi

Who's the most horny member of NijiEN and why is it Finana?

how do I stop being a NEET? it's been 15 years

>>87665108
Go outside

>>87665083
Reimu playing FF7R is basically an open masturbation sesh

I think we should do watchalong of Come and See

>>87665108
Become my maid.

>>87665108
get a job

>>87665211
im a man

https://youtu.be/5emlRJAxGPk?t=1539
Why did he do it?

>no stream today
>another valorant collab tomorrow
maybe he hates me all along.....

>>87665083
idk, but she makes ME horny

>only people that finished the witnesss aren't happy people
ike....

>>87665238
Yes? You can still become my maid.

>>87665108
my secret is poverty! if i lose my job i will become homeless by the end of the month!

a writer who orphaned his fanfics in AO3 praised my fanfics and gave me a lot of recommendations.

>>87665259
>"So such-and-such are unhappy?" Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying

>>87665242
I keep forgetting he's esl desu

BB raided Vivi!! cute, i am so blessed today

>>87665242
>what if this whole game is just an allegory for circumcision
What did he mean by this

>>87665108
Lets start by stating how bad is your NEETdom. Do you take care of yourself? Or are living like Twisty and Scarle?

rape

>>87665185
Ok Vox

>>87664831

>>87665352 (me)
i NEED this collab
team BBVV...

SONNY BRISKO 3D OCT 18 8 PM JST BE THERE OR BE KILLED

>>87665352
This one girl in BA reminds me a lot of BB I love her huge tits

>>87665242
>what if this game is just an allegory for circumcision

wyd?

>>87665430
ryoma is the greatest wingman

>>87665382
I cook and clean and throw my garbage in the garbage can and take showers daily

>>87665470
petra

>>87665242
he prefers cut its so over

>>87665489
I can pay you for cleaning and cooking for me

>>87665489
In that case you need to start by making a resume. Do you any previous work experience, or college/uni education?

>>87665506
>wilson vanta and claude is cut
THEY'RE SO IN

>>87665402
This but da wose

>>87665557
No

>>87665310
>schizo's fanfics got praised by a former writer
it's over...

I need ALIEN SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I wonder what sonny is doing right now? Is he rewatching his 3D video making sure that everything is intact and in order? Is he making late minute changes? is he like me who's camping in his waiting room...

>>87664982
I want her to sit on my face

>>87665108
>>87665489
We can be NEETs together and never turn on the lights and stare at computer screens and watch vtubers until one of us inevitably ropes ourselves (as long as you're a cute small autistic agoraphobic anemic boy and not the fat unemployable neckbeard sociopathic type)

What if Sonny's 3D is just a montage of him arresting every niji member

>>87665642
Maybe he's taking a food coma lunch nap

>>87665642
he's currently hiding outside hada's bedroom window again

>>87665782
this but he's having a bad shit after eating his cooking

>>87665642
Vomiting

I want a stream where Ren, Alban, and Ike just make up different characters based on a random voice they do since I think they have the most vocal range. Imagine the fan art.

>>87665774
How is he going to arrest himself? Can they do mirrors in 3d?

>raiding vivi
No thank you. Guess I'll watch Vanta next.

https://twitter.com/MariaMari0nette/status/1847135490082066940
mari be sleep walking

>>87665920
kill yourself

>>87665577
Shit hmmm. You got a few options.
1) ask your family for a nepo job. Even sweeping the floors at an uncle's pizza shop will be good at your state.

2) brave the wild oversaturated job market and try to snatch an entry level job that can give you work experience and develop your discipline at. Once here save up money to advance your career AND look for better jobs.

3) go to trade school, you will trade your health for money but getting a certificate in many many trades is much faster than a 2 years bachelor's

>>87665920
nobody in this thread watches Ren, you're just watching Vivi to shitpost when she gets raided aren't you? lmfao

>>87665642
watching Pomu vods to calm down while wearing a Pomudachi costume.

>>87665950
Why? I just want to watch Vanta

>>87665979
I'm not watching Vivi at all. How is saying I'm going to watch Vanta a shitpost?

>>87665876
I just realized those three has never done dnd stream with aia yet so I think they need to be the next participants

>>87665947
Gentle sleep sex with Maria

いぉヴェロセミ

>>87666040
Maybe, but I just want voice acting different characters, not just one. I don't really get dnd so I just kind of want a zatsu format.

>>87665920
Based

>>87666012
sure, looking forward to you bitching about it again tomorrow when fucking Aster raids her or something lol

>say positive things about livers, livepost, say generally neutral things about them
>0 (You)s
>say I'm not watching someone in the most neutral and non-offensive way
>bunch of (You)s from autists that can't handle the fact that not everyone is interested in every single liver
Why is this thread like this?

>>87666177
show me your liveposts about Ren in this thread

>>87666172
How is "I'm not interested in watching (liver)" "bitching"? I think you might be autistic if you can't handle seeing someone not watch someone you like. There's things you're not interested in too anon and that's perfectly okay!

>>87665947
is there a doujin for reverse sleep rape, like the girl who sleep walking is the one who rape and overpower you and you can't do anything about it because she has the strength of a gorilla.

https://x.com/sonny_brisko/status/1847158202779226487
~ 5 HOURS! COME AND WATCH!

>>87666177
This thread is traumatized by years of trolls, shitposters, falseflaggers, etc., it's never going to heal.

>>87666258
Come? you bet I will

>>87666258
>COME

>>87666302
I understand that but man I didn't know saying I'm not interested in watching would cause someone to melt down about it when I've seen worse said about her with no one responding. Could just be one autist though.

Fuck I forget Sonny 3d is in 5 hours!! I thought it was tomorrow. Should I apply PTO??

>>87665655
I can't see this image without thinking of the "PlsPeeOnMeFinanaRyugu" guy

>>87666177
I think it's just one autistic guy. Probably a newfag. Ignore him. I say I don't like stuff by certain livers all the time.

>>87666363
well? where's your Ren liveposts?

vivi fawning over bands she likes is cute, thank you for the raid to spurn this discussion ren
i am eating well tonight for good raids in the chat

https://x.com/sonny_brisko/status/1847160191156211971
3D afterzatsu with my doggy!

>>87666431
Yeah I'm going to ignore, now he's having a meltdown about Ren for some reason. Back to enjoying Vanta.

>>87666258
>~ 5 HOURS! COME

>>87666460
Vivitan is cute

would you ever peg your oshi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co-zOk-Y62U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKlti_fYeSM
see you guys on Sonny's 3D stream and zatsu

>>87666473
>for some reason
you were supposedly watching Ren when he raided Vivi. you claim you livepost in here. so where are the Ren liveposts? there aren't any, because you weren't watching him, you're just stirring up shit. it's really simple.

>it really was a Paladin being autistic
Good job now people will say "I don't like/I'm not watching vivi" just to spite you. He really is a newfag.

I hope you guys will hype uki 3D like you did with sonny

>>87666527
Why peg my oshi when I have a big meaty cock

>>87666177
>>87666302
>>87666363
>>87666431
>>87666473
At least change your typing style to samefag?

jeff yu my oshi

>>87666583
be the change you want to see! you can do that for oogie too!

>>87666583
i will not be

Good night Reimu ^^
I love you my darling wife

I am also not watching Vivian or whatever her name is. Aster is better.

I am thinking about those pokemon leaks

>>87666741
>willingly watching league
i am praying for you

>>87666741
He's going to accuse you of being a samefag now

after watching alban 3D, I think I shouldn't expect anything more from sonny 3D

i beat a bastion with a lava bucket :D

>>87666652
rosemi, it's late to be eating snacks.

>>87666755
I am thinking of choma

Sony's going to make pasta in his 3d

>>87666755
It's alright those 2 are innocent.

>>87666755
eat the berries, choma

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1847160731088596998
haha imagine shu playing runescape

oh isnt that the guy that makes idolen fans seethe

>>87666755
do you think choma leak would be like rapidash tradwife or more like lapras slut story

>>87666918
>choma leak
On my dick

>>87666898
i feel like this doesn't narrow it down

>>87666918
Typhlosion like story.

Why james somerton is trying to be a thread celeb by hating on vivi?

>>87667059
this is so weirdly specific yet i absolutely see it

JEFFREY YU WAS IN VIVI'S PARKOUR CIV WATCHALONG??

>>87666833
Cunnilingus

>>87667102
Unironically their style (copy-paste) of writing are the same

>>87665412
when will ike kill me why hasnt ike killed me yet

what's the hottest thing your oshi has done?

>>87667127
that's actually huge considering she only streamed outer wilds once before, i wonder if he was already a paladin

>>87667225
fart on stream

>>87667225
exist

>>87666397
time to chuck a sicko mate

>the twin towers!

>>87667225
1. minecraft tournament
2. jp only the bathhouse, the floating duck scene
3. existing
4. shower stream
5. whenever he yawns and stretch
6. existing
7. everytime he gets scared when playing horror game
8. existing

>>87667225
Stream

>>87667410
this but ik- wait

>>87666422
I want Finana to pee on me roo

>>87667674
>roo
Ruh roo scooby

>>87667225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Ilxb7CGRQ

>>87667225
Reacting viscerally to bells tolling
And being a fanservicey whore while pretending to be japanese

>>87667380
Her face is so weird looking

Would you want to cook with your oshi

>>87667773
Wrong

>>87667699
I kneel to Heelschizo

>>87667786
God you are too easy

I love it when vanta laughs like that

Ikey! <3

>>87667410
>no bunnygirl
:(

>>87667224
never mind im not menhera anymore im cured

>>87667821
it's in "existing" category

>>87666716
Ok Vox

KEK Vanta's raging

>>87667859
>no shota Ike
:(

>>87667916
FOR A PICNIC

>>87667812
Only for you

>>87667919
it's in EXISTING CATEGORY I CANT LIST THEM ALL HE HAS DONE TOO MANY LEWD THINGS

https://youtu.be/tSaG7cNpVZY
mari muse dash time

>>87668017
1 in a billion chance she plays the arknights songs..

>>87666527
I would happily peg Ike but I can't think too hard about it, I can't think too hard about any kind of sex with Ike because in reality it would be so awkward, he has autism and I have autism so we would both be too socially inept to initiate the act even though we want the same thing and both know that the feeling is mutual

Liver for this feel?

>>87668017
Maririn sekushi

>>87667968
okay BUT
>no kotoka voice acting stream
:(
I lost my soundpost....

>>87668080
do you want me to link aussie pomie's twitter?

>>87668080
Sonny
Shu
Wilson
Vivi

>>87668104
jobber floof..... alright that one too, especially when he begged me to bully him more

Stop lewding a child

>>87668138
pentomo
famelira
ryuguard
dragoondachi

>>87668213
UOOOOGHHHHHH

>>87668080
Sonny's real form before and after he streams.

>>87668122
nta but yes

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

>>87668497

>>87668017
I'm not watching.

Oh fuck did Ike do his watchalong today?

>>87668122
I wanna know too

>>87668663
yeah we watched boku no pico in membership

>>87668747
I was gonna upload the monster house movie for anons but I got distracted

>>87667845
its really fun to play with different artists on this model
>>87668213
im looking at this child with pure and innocent eyes
>>87668663
yes you missed it it was great i never knew someone could do that with their ass its tomorrow

>>87668765
Where do you get your Loras?

>>87668663
it's tomorrow anon. today is sani day

>>87668815
i train them myself mostly

>>87668816
Oh okay I'll get mh ready for anons before I go to bed

I feel a myriad of emotions right now. I feel excited and happy because sonny's 3D is in 4 hrs but I also feel dreadful cuz I have an upcoming exam and I am unable to study for it because I just literally can't. My dream of becoming sonny's sugar mama will continue as a dream rn

>>87668860
thank you chu!

>>87668410
>>87668713
I will post it the next time he start attentionwhoring since he clearly enjoy tthe attention

>>87668860
thanks!

Vanta is thinking about sex with his fans....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9dibT9kd9I
buds your oshi

i think petra will show up in sonny's 3d she jsut retweeted it

>>87668882
Well that's easy then
*clears throat*
I'm a woman that exists in this thread.

Okay he'll be here any minute now.

how is my bluesky's fyp showing me notfulgur when twitter never did this to me

>>87668970
you have to pretend to be an avallum fan

>>87668966
petra retweets every 3d

can't stop thinking about how Ike was bragging about having done jigsaw puzzles, then said the biggest one he ever did was only a 500 piece puzzle... he said he might do a handcam of the luxiem one and make me cum but if he does it'll be a 15 hour stream

so if there's no announcements this week that must mean no more graduations right? there's not enough time in the month

>>87669023
trust me bro i know

>>87669015
Oh okay then uhhhh sex with Gale Galleon unironically though because he is pretty hot

>>87669040
>15 hour gooning
A win for me

Can someone explain the teeth joke Doppio did during the fashion dreamer tournament?

maria hit level 400!

>>87669040
he's so bad at it he kept forcing a center piece into the edges it pissed me off as a long time puzzle anon itt I am disappointed but that just means he'll take ages to do a bigger puzzle. also I miss doing puzzle with anons...

sonny's 3D same day with wakamoto's birthday what a funny coincidence

>>87669072
wait he shares a mama with lauren? the art is really good

Gm!! How are you guys?!

otsuvivi!! despite all the yapping tangents, we made good progress today and she's starting to really understand the game i think
lots of good friends in chat today, i am praying for BBVV collab some day they're so cute and fun together already, and my head has fucking exploded from finding out jeff yu watched parkour civ with the rest of us that's too hilarious
3.0 tomorrow! tonight actually at this point!! i'm so ready!!!

>>87669297
Gm imaginary boyfriend! I need to go to sleep soon

>>87669208
Yep!
https://x.com/aperisyon/status/1823732162115592474

>>87669322
I misread that as BBW for a second....

>>87669192
I wanted to rape him or kiss him or something when he only realized after half an hour that he could rotate the pieces, it was made worse by the fact that he was acting so confident and bratty because he's played the game before

>>87669373
this is funny kek

i love we be union so much...

>>87669403
At least Luci sort of got to collab with his brother.....kinda

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO VANTA

>>87665242
This just reaffirms the fact that Ike always has cock on the mind.

>>87665242
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY WHAT HAHAHA the way he took it back so quick

>>87669297
Gm Weewa! Hope you slept well.
I'm excited for Sonny's 3d but also very sleepy.

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>87665506
uncut cocks are gross

>>87669015
I don’t have to pretend so
I want to do unspeakable things to Luci, he tempts me and he will be covered in bruises once I finally snap

I hope Ike isn't cut so I can do the honors myself

i've been listening to we be union for like 18 hours straight...

>>87669588
but ike himself is uncut.......

>>87669593
I rarely see him getting discussed itt what's his appeal. I like the model

Wow thanks for the sexo voice Vanta. Gn

>>87669628
Together we be be be be union

>>87665506

>>87669588
We get it you're a lesbian

>>87669703
eww myanon is uncut...

>>87669703
disgusting

>>87669593
Based

>>87669651
Probably because he can be very bratty. I watched the Lockdown Protocol collab and he was being an absolute menace.

>>87669703
you're in luck, it's way easier to change yourself for someone who prefers cut than someone who prefers uncut

>>87669730
>>87669713
everyone in europe is uncut......
>>87669751
I AM NOT CUTTING OFF MY FORESKIN

that's crazy if someone doesn't like my cock i'm not cutting it for them

>>87669703
its so over for you. no more frotting

>>87669330
gm!! im.. im real though.. im a real person! hope you sleep well...
>>87669537
gm friend! hope youve been doing well too! im exited too.... sucks that its at such a dogshit time though im literally gonna be out during it....
>>87669628
me too its so catchy........
>>87669703
dude..............

>>87669775
ewwwwwwwww stinnkyyyyyyyyyyy

>>87669783
>exited
.............

>>87669786
i shower everyday..........

>>87669775
Not even for Ike? What if you frot too hard and it rubs off from the friction?

>>87669828
FUCK PLEASE IM TIRED I JSUT WOKE UP

>>87669860
>JSUT
....................................................................

>>87669777
they can try docking

Would (You) circumcise just for your oshi, anons?

>>87669901
I'd lose an eye for my oshi.

>>87669901
No need.

>>87669901
I have a vagina

>penis talk
I have been summoned

>>87669783
Weewa, if only you were real. I would lock you up

>>87669983
Tell me in detail about the process of circumcising Ike without anesthetics

>>87669901
I would circumcise my oshi

>>87669651
this is a weird sentence because it implies he isn't getting discussed enough but I assume you mean he gets discussed a surprising amount

>>87670023
Uhhh no thanks that sounds scary

>>87669983
Kindred can you say something nice about my penis please? I need a boost.

>>87669901
No.

>>87670052
I'd have to see it first to say something more detailed but I'm sure your penis looks lovely! All penises are nice and I'm sure yours is too!

>>87670044
nope, I meant what I said
I usually see the pirate guy getting discussed
I've also see recommendation of the purple guy and the green guy

>>87668765
i want to cut ike :)

>>87670137
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>87670137
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

>>87670164
>>87670167
:D

>>87669869
youre MEAN...
>>87670018
kowai............

>>87667410
>>87667730
>>87667968
>>87668069
>>87668104
>>87668200
>>87668336
>>87668747
>>87669040
>>87669086
Based maleanons. Good discussions.

>>87670137
Quilldren are scary sometimes....

>>87670228
>sometimes

>>87669399
Another based maleanon!

I love this Feesh so much

>>87670047
What a shitty cock connoisseur you are

why is scarle getting her outfits so fast
do they get points for streaming long hours

>>87670121
Oh Okay, he's offtopic mostly but gale and zanny (purple guy) have collabed with us more than he has

>>87670137
>open spoiler
>see gen
>begin typing SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
>scroll
>all the replies asking wtf is wrong with you
Oh.......

sonny and leos reincarnation apple duet in the 3d debut i see the future

>>87670317
its okay we won't judge you

sonnyban duet in the 3d debut i see the future

>>87668618
i am :D

>>87670317
just because some people dont understand that a drugged and suicidal ike is erotic doesn't mean that there is anything you should be ashamed of

>>87670338
I want this so badly

11/14/2024

>>87670317
>>87670370
Let the thoughts flow, maleanons. Ike gets off to the idea of men fantasizing about him.

>>87670415
the day you lose your virginity

>>87670338
We know it's going to happen

wuca wuca!
sani brisko

>>87670497
i thought you're not coming back

>>87670462
I can sense your seething already

>>87670507
Did you reply to the wrong post or something?

>>87670428
kys kyousha

>>87670428
Hey there wannabe ennaschizo I have a question because I'm just curious. What's your cope for Vox making his own yumejoshi art tag and actively encouraging women to draw themselves with him and even using a lot of the arts with women as thumbnails?

A cock is a cock, whatever but the thing about uncut cocks compared to cut ones that's funnier is knowing that the head is more sensitive than on a cut cock and you can bully a guy by over stimulating him or abuse it to make him cum faster...

>>87670613
gay

>>87670415
There aren't 14 months though

>>87670644
SHUT IT YURO

>>87670503
Do you really think an attentionwhore avatarfag is gonna leave for real lol

>>87670310
wtf Zanny is William Afton??!?

>>87670613
>>87670641
Ike made that post.

>>87670641
I am but in the other direction. Your gay if you read that and thought about having gay sex with vtuber men though.
>>87670644
>He hasn't unlocked the secret months.

>>87670690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O324FZ4X_3E
Oh fuck oh shit zanny get away from the kid don't kill HER ZA-

nijien for this feel

>>87670780
Shu

https://files.catbox.moe/kfbdfk.png
>>87670137

>>87670780
ryoma aia

>>87670780
being asian but watching a lot of white media has led me to speak like this

>>87670767
I miss so many of his streams because of work. I love his sassy humor. Okay back to NijiEN talk

>>87670780
Literally Shu Yamino

>>87670801
>>87670847
shu will never be white

>>87670862
He'll be white with cum by the time I'm done with him.

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

Good morning! I accidentally slept for 4 hours instead of 20 minutes but at least that means it'll be easy to fatch Sani!

>>87670916
gm!! what are you gonna do to him after you fatch him...

IMPREGNATING ENNA WHILE ELIRA MPREGS ME

>>87670916
good morning, sweet rosebud! well technical morning kek

>>87665310
bruh

my back hurts... being old sucks

wow uki. I never seen uki as a strict person.

>>87671054
same... being 24 is rough...

the flavours seem delicious i wish i can visit

>>87670953
Ahdhjaldrifjfj catch him!* I guess fatch could be a portmanteau of pluck and catch I guess

>>87670971
Y-yeah! Actually I'm always not sure about these hours. Half the people say "good morninf" the other half say it's still late night. I think if I were to go with late night, the cut-off is like 4AM. That always seems to be when most people are gone/leaving bars and clubs in my past experience

the art for rin and len in this game is so erotic

>>87671054
Mine always hurts... I got a massage on Tues which helped some of the tension in it but I can already feel it building again. I'd blame it on being past 30 but the reality is I've carried my tension in my back for over 5 years now and it's not even just an old person thing.

>>87671054
At least you didn't get gout yet.

>>87671167
>TeaLoves
Kouchama X Meloves

>>87671169
hmm id consider it late night too since most people are going to sleep more than waking up around these hours. also we be union is really good, proud of rosemi and uki!

>>87665310
You know the world's fucked up when a schizo's fanfic is being praised by a fomer AO3 writer

>>87671206
Qrd on gout?
What is it and how it can happen?

kys milgur

gamers i finally dropped under 6k subs and i haven't even started streaming yet what are my chances
(i've been spamming just random game clips lately because medal and streamable suck ass, i brought this upon myself)

>>87671144
I was told this shit would start at 30 why did it start at so early I'm 25

>>87671243
do asmr
whore yourself out

>>87671243
i'm going to found you.

>>87671234
Usually males get it. It starts when your right toe suddenly hurts in the middle of the night. You would think that it was a fracture, but within 12 hours, the pain worsens, and you wouldn't be able to move properly without it hurting. Oh. Almost forgot. It's also hereditary.

>>87671291
>found

>>87671258
People are getting bad backs earlier these days due to bad posture from sitting at computers hunched over for so much of the day, especially if they don't stretch or work out.

Ike :D
Sani 3d

>>87671362
ike and sonny duet

>>87671362
Kys

>>87671258
>>87671144
I'm 30 and I don't have this problem.
Do you guys work out? You don't need to deadlift or anything but even some daily squats can help.

>>87671390
I used to small work out or do yoga when I was younger before uni and now all I have time for is running exercise

>>87671390
i walk 5km daily, do pullups if my hand isn't sore and i do have a pair of dumbbells...

>>87671281
this would be a very funny extreme pivot in plans, it would probably work too

>>87671291
not if i found you first

>>87671455
None of that works your lower back IDIOT

>>87671489
THAT IS WORKING OUT THOUGH I HATE YOU

Back pain can come from unsuitable footware too. Stress tension exists too, its possible to have chronic pain from it but the usual causes are a weak core and or lower back.

>>87671373
are you actually jealous kek

i thought i was having extreme chronic back pain but then it turned out to be a humongous kidney stone

is nornis like the most successful unit to come out of nijisanji? or is it chronoir

i think ike should stream himself peeing out a kidney stone

>>87671648
rofmao

>>87671670
I hope this fate on no one but if someone has one, might as well use it for content

>>87671638
Kys

if enna was japanese she'd be picked for nornis

too many autistic anons. I'll come back l8er

>>87671670
I hate how much I enjoy dreaming up scenarios of being there through painful things with Ike, I think about his kidney stones all the time. Or being with him at the hospital when his appendix burst and it took 6 hours for them to see him and not being sure how to behave during his agonizing whimpers and pleas to make it stop.

>>87671756
sonny is probably fucking ike as we speak and you cant do anything about it

I was gonna go to bed but I was worried I'd just forget about it again and I'm bad with timezones. So let's pray that this subtitle file actually has the right track

What the pluck, anons. I'm listening to Maririn while running and I heard VOICES IN THE BUSHES at 2am, I think I should run by the roads instead

>>87671670
he should stream audio of him getting a stent removed, and the doctors should make sure he's watching them do it so he can narrate

>>87671905
Jump into the bushes and Uno reverse them

ugh

>>87671949
The last thing they see

>>87672037
sonike soon

Everyone writes about abusing Ike physically, but nobody writes about abusing him emotionally which is so much more gratifying..

something tells me taking a shower and doing my laundry while still having minimal fever did me worse ueue i just wanted to do something before sonny's 3D

>>87670812
i like cats
https://files.catbox.moe/kd1y76.png

>>87672037
Have you ever had a kidney stone?

>>87672056
surely..........

>>87672083
now this is my jam

>>87672037
Is your foreskin stretchy or dry?

Alright at a detriment to my sleep schedule you can find the movie at pomuvies.stream/secret/MH.mp4
I've burned subs into it and they seem fairly accurate.

>>87672122
i thought you were being delusional but seeing ike is being very active about this (retweeting both tweets, putting it to his schedule, commenting on sonny's cooking vid etc) makes me hopeful

Man wild bunnies are so cute. They just stand there until you get too close then they dart off

>>87672247
yea thats what i was thinking aswell he retweeted all of his posts about it and responded to his tweets

I have carrots, rock melon, and a Musashi (lemonade flavour) that I'm going to mix with vodka. I want something better to snack on for Sonny 3D but I don't know what... I'm not going to have coffee cause I'm mixing an energy drink with my alcohol, I had dinner already so I don't want something big I just, I don't know. I don't know what I want. I just want it to be debut time so I can sit here watching the debut and posting about it with you guys.

>>87672310
i have potato wedges and spicy homemade ketchup... do you want some

ike's even retweeting sonny art... they're dating

this bit in the burnice song
https://youtu.be/xFnc00wpAPg?t=17s
feels a lot like it could work really well mashed up with this part in millie's new song
https://youtu.be/3t-IfgQC-W0?t=1m35s
that is all gn

>>87672333
I do have wedges in the freezer and I have tomato sauce I could mix some chilli powder in... we could be eating the same thing as though we were hanging out together to watch it.

>>87672216
naruhodo

>>87672375
YEAHHH!!!!!! i have some ginger beer and soju so i'll drink with you too...

>>87672299
>>87672247
and he literally retweeted sonnys art just now too

>>87672299
HE EVEN RETWEETED A SONNY ART JUST NOW i think you're right

>>87672398
Yippeeee!

>>87672409
its so crazy i projected another thing

>>87672409
>>87672403
Quill hivemind

>>87672368
Ike's been with every man in NijiEN.

odds - majikoi
evens - gacha dailies
dubs - enna and i make mooncakes and fuck on stream
trips - this but ike

no sorcerer stream and i might miss the later half of sonny's 3d, life really isn't kind to me today

https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1847210988744909266
KEK

Don't open

>>87672737
Motherhood is beautiful

>>87672746
disgusting. time to dox you

>>87672767
virgin mother at its best

>>87672737
as funny as this is i hope emil will be okay

>>87672845
its common for puppies to have stomach problems

Ike is just in love with sonny nothing much to it

>>87672746
Ignore any strange sounds, it's not an EWP going up to four stories of height and no one is taking photos of you through your window to distribute along with your address to, well, it's best if I don't say

>>87672877
Ike is dating Vox!

>>87672877
only these days? seems a bit sus

>>87672746
slit your wrist.

>>87672977
I miss Hexling..

Soon

60 minutes

anons?

>>87673451
jerking off

>>87673451
gonna take a nap before sonny

THREAD PLEASE DIE

>>87673451
Am watching a let's play while waiting for 3D

>>87673451
Getting ready for WORK! I'm gonna miss Sonny 3D AAAAAAAAA

>>87673451
was crying

>>87673539
Just kill it

Kaisei retweeted sonny's 3D Debut tweet