/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

The Dinos win again

I would’ve got last post if it weren’t for that meddling dino

MY wife

go back last samurai

>>87636854
Maybe you'll get it this time chumbie

>>87636894
>*Le touché*

I want her. I need her.

>>87636925
I don want it anymore

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Time for work. Honk honk. See you later tonight chumbies

>>87637057
>*Lo touchõ*

>>87637073
Look at for those bobr chumbie

>>87636383
Yeah, I'm sure they're friends for no reason. In fact, it's probably a glitch...

Day 17! Give it up for day 17!

MY Gurandma.

Gurass

Day 2.

>>87637250
SNIFFFFF

>>87637158
I’ll do my best to run over as little bobrs possible. Scout’s honor.

>>87637024
samen

>>87637198
Yeah, I'm not gonna bite that pathetic bait.

What I need is a Gura Karaoke

>>87637433

What I need is a fembud in my life.

good work dinos

https://x.com/Obabatw/status/1846219485352542582/

u-uoh?

>>87637781
no

That's the best rrat the last samurais have come up with in over four years by the way and it's not even spicy, makes me feel grateful I'm not a Micometnig

>>87637781
Gura baby...

>>87637858
What's wrong with micomet?

>>87637781

>>87637858
Other holos, especially those in JP, have been called whores and liars for much, much less.
"Uravalo" is a common word used for this kind of thing, but this is way worse than that.

>>87638109
wrong, very wrong

>>87638109
You really should stop forcing your JP cuck fantasies on EN girls especially considering that you're always full of shit. Please stay in your cuck general, dogfucker.
>>>/jp/

So many fembuds in denial.

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

Bushy

>>87638268
>full of shit
hm. I seem to recall you saying that last thread too... right before you were btfo'd by a year's old post, Mr. "I'm here every day".

>>87638737
I like this a lot

Gura is a sexual object

>>87638785
Are you confusing me with someone? Schizo please take your meds already

Gura will be a guest at Marine's sololive
Kiara will be a guest at Gura's sololive (they will perform Aikotoba III)
Gura will be a guest at Mumei's sololive
Mori will give up on her music career because of her lungs
Gura will steal the show every time Ame comes back to Hololive

Gura wins

Gura is a sexual predator

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>87638901
Yeah mine

>>87639108
A sexual tyrannosaurus!

>>87638456
I have a dream.

>>87639027
Ame is never coming back to Hololive. She's finally free from management's oppression. My only hope is that Gura will join her and they will form their own company, free from management, bureaucracy and constant Jap bullshit.

>>87639246
Are you a fembud?

>>87639176

>>87639288
No? I just hate vile corpo fucks. All corpos should fucking burn

hewwo

>>87639027
always has, always will.

>>87639455
Corpos didn't make Gura cuck you, anon.

Baguraette honhonhon

:/

>>87640582
:3

>>87640593

Chumbuds should kiss each other

>>87640819
My lips are reserved for Gura

>>87640819
cringe

For King and Cunny!

I wish she still enjoyed doing this

>>87640671
>:3

>>87641419
But enough about your mother and my penis

>>87641419
Are you a fembud?

Chumfucks

Maybe Gura will come back if I cheat on her...I would never do that though.

>>87637235
Remember what I told you last time?

>>87641665
Does it count as cheating if I'm not paying attention or chatting? I put Fauna and a couple other girls on as background noise.

CHUMBUDS, IM FINALLY PLAYING SILENT HILL 2!!!!(the original game not the remake) I CANNOT CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT

>>87641860
Watching other holos doesn't count as cheating, Gura has always wanted us to watch the other girls as well. I don't use other girls chats unless Gura is there, but I don't really mind that either too. Sending superchats to anyone else is too far though.

>>87641879
Mary, where the FUCK are you?

Wife soon?

>>87641625
You aren't fooling anyone.

>>87642091
how the FUCK can you eat fuckin PIZZA at a time like this you fat sack of SHIT

>>87641879
That's good. Hope you like it.

>>87642214
Cumbud

>>87641879
enjoy chumbie
that game made me cry

>>87641711
Even idols have more engagement with fans than Gura

>>87642565
I don't love idols though, I love Gura

hewwowowoo

>>87642868
henlo

>>87641860
another weakbud i dont have to worry about

>>87640337

>>87641879
maybe you should stay silent

dino hungy
maybe this place will have good food?

>>87643608
I heard theres all sorts of meat monsters there

>>87643777
I thought it shows you what you specifically are afraid of

Why did it have to be Gura? What did we do wrong?

>>87643777
Sex monsters and pregnancy monsters, actually.

>>87644074
>>87643777
oh nyo!

https://youtu.be/4YpqqocCHeo

>>87644498
kek

>>87643108
La basé

>>87644565
https://the.streameast.app/mlb-playoffs/los-angeles-dodgers-new-york-mets/26599584
here's one without the annoying box

>>87644235
Have you seen this general

>>87644498
This reminds me of that one episode of The Powerpuff Girls where they resisted an alien invasion by broccolipeople
And that in turn reminded me of that episode where the Rowdy Ruffboys were overpowering them in combat, so the professor encouraged them to defeat the boys by embracing their femininity and exploding from hormones instead
Man, as recently as the early 2000s, kids' cartoons used to be based and wholesome...

>>87644940

>>87643202
I will be loud abt playing sh2, and i will die on that hill

>>87646552

>>87641314
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>87646446
I miss the violence in things like Courage or the Fairy OddParents

>>87642784
based chumbud

I enjoyed watching cartoons with my loli girlfriend Gura.

Will Smith struck out with the bases loaded...
We need shark magic

Interesting... I wonder what dogfuckbud thinks of this

>>87644235
ikr? why did it have to be the one I fell in love with? why couldn't it have been someone else?

>>87646704
I love s’ghetti!

i love sghetti buds

Did gamblerbud bet on the Doyers again?

>>87647714

>>87647904
>>87648612

>>87647396
did something happen?

What are chumbuds expectations from Gura going foward?

>>87649043
asmr love nest.

>>87649043
ha

>>87649043
Marriage proposal stream

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>87649831
you put way too much effort into shitposting

>>87649831
GG's birthday?

>>87649043
Apology and graduation.

>>87649831
Whats fwmc's problem

Is Gura the coldest, most ungrateful woman on the planet?

>>87650189
being subhuman last samurais

>>87650724
Gura isn't a woman.
Shes my daughterwife

>>87650724
Are you a fembud?

>>87650827
Don't mind if I do

>>87650778
Are you a chink?

ya'll should check this stream out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdTTTQCNM-Q

>>87650778
>>87650953
Is the same person, btw.

>>87650950
no but two of Fuwamoco's gentmates are

>>87650953
>watchalong
Terrible. Tell me when its tarkov or something

>>87651142
Thais and flips aren't chinks.

>>87650917
Typholsionbud

>>87651452
Thanks chumbie

>>87651452
Get away from me, you lying, used goods bitch.
I found someone better.

Why does the Ame thread love Gura more than the Gura thread does?

>>87651607
because they haven't been abandoned and only know about her from the few times she interacted with Ame

>>87651607
maybe we should stay there instead

>>87651607
Because Gura didn't hurt teamates by treating chumbuds like cuck ATMs and then abandoning them.

>>87651597
SHION BELONGS TO ME.

>>87651607
Because we're camped by an anti hurt by a Chumbud

>>87651758
>>87651673
So what you're saying is that we should all move to ame's general?

>>87651796
Gura isn't a chumbud.

>>87651868
Hes talking about the anti that hates chumbies specifically

>>87651859
Yeah! See you there, bud!

my salad tastes like an everything bagel

>>87651944
I don't hate you.

>>87651963
I’m about to get a blizzard

>>87652053
No hes talking about the freak that hates us and shitposts here a lot

I'm going to play more xcom today.

>>87652108

>>87652102
I said I don't hate you.

>>87651859
No, /ggg/ not being active is what the anti wants. We share antis with Fauna. They want our thread to be down the way /uuu/ is when she isn't live.

>>87652108
which xcom are you playing chumbie?

>>87652206
I'm pretty sure it's the saplings that want /uuu/ to be down when she's not streaming, anon.

I broke my finger and can't play vidya...

>>87652206
/uuu/ is permanent now and it really does have pretty similar shitposts. They were able to dodge the shitposters way more when they were temporary.

Are you saying Fauna was the anti the whole time…?

>>87652312
Why do you think they decided to do that?

>>87652275
2, that one assassin cunt attacked my base.

HOW MANY OF YOU GURAS ARE IN DODGERS METS /sp/ THREAD

>>87652380
Retard

>>87652420
I don't watch sports ball

>>87648032
i was too busy laughing at stankees fans

>>87652420
I'm more of a Mets fan

>>87652378
Stop gooming so furiously Chumbie...

>>87652463
Don’t call me that

>>87652532
feet

>>87652591

I'm Gura
huhaha

>>87652660
Eeek!

>>87651597
Shion is my cumrag the same as all the rest. Sorry you got tricked, this is what you get for being faithless

I wonder if she knows how many of her fans' hearts she's broken.

>>87652669
c'mere you

>>87652719
For me I wonder how Master Chief shits in his suit. Does he have to wear a diaper?

>>87652813
nanomachines, son

>>87652813
Does his suit absorb it through his skin? Maybe he shits out of his mouth? Does anyone know?

>>87652813
Is master chef 7 foot tall because of the suit or are spartans all giants?

>>87653083
I think they genetically modified him or something. I should really read the books to figure all this lore out.

Unlike Gura, Master Chief is pure.

>>87653083
The suit adds like 5’

>>87653269
Go back to /pol/ you neo nazi

>>87653387
No. I meant that even though Gura and Master Chief both have a massive bodycounts, Master Chief isn't a whore.

>>87653387

>>87653851
Ok but what does Master Chief and Gura have to do with your mother?

>>87653986
Go easy on him chumbie. His mom is disabled

I hate all these retards trying to bastardize this thread. Let me enjoy things you faggots.

Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.

>>87654068
Having a halo discussion every now and then isn't a bad thing chumbie

>>87654220
Only RTS chads are allowed in /ggg/.

>>87654068
ye olde cuckposter and a bunch of shitposters pretending to be chumbuds 'owning' him to make the thread worse are the only active posters
why are you trying to enjoy THIS thread

>>87653986
No, I mean that even though Gura and Master Chief both regularly get covered in mens' bodily fluids, for Master Chief, it's blood.

>>87654053
Yeah by me
>>87654329
Yeah mine

>>87654329
>Gura showers in anti tears
Based Gura

>>87654440
I made this post

>>87654308
What about Halobuds who are also AoE2chads

>>87654308
Speaking of RTS, I haven't played World in Conflict in a long time. I wonder if I can get it working my machine

Chumfucks

Loving Gura is a curse

>>87654308
Halo Wars is RTS. I never played it myself though

>>87654591

>>87654454
No, I mean that even though Gura and Master Chief regularly have someone else inside them, for Master Chief, it's Cortana.

>>87654591
>>87654799
Speaking of curse, have you ever played binding of isaac? People shit on cursed eye but if you don't get hit then its pretty cracked.

>>87654324
Why aren't you trying to make every /ggg/ enjoyable? Are you retarded?

>>87654308
Zerg is best race very shrimpy

>>87654799

>>87654798
Yeah me

>>87654538
I have the older version of AoE2 on steam and now its deprecated. I'm a bit sad about that.

>>87654798
For Gura it's me.

>>87654798
>Gura has tape worms
No...

>>87654798
Technically cortana is just riding around in chief's helmet.

>>87654560
Used to play it with my buddies back in like 2009, such a fun game

>>87655002
Yes

>>87655050
Yeah apparently you can download the game for free on their website now. Might see how it runs on Wine.

Your award, larp schizo.

>>87654838
>don't get hit
that's not an easy feat for most people, getting teleported out in the middle of a boss fight SUCKS, I'd only take it if I have black candle because it removes all curses

>>87655178
I used to take it on my lost runs. Getting hit once pretty much means its over anyway

>>87655273
fair enough

>>87655002
>>87655035
No, I meant that even though Gura and Master Chief both have tons of experience with multiple cocks, for Master Chief, it's from reloading his shotgun.

>>87655432
>Gura is a chicken farmer
cute

>>87655432
Like that time gura undercooked her chicken in the air fryer?

goobnight
i love gura

>>87655129
Gura should win that. She should win it all. She deserves so much more. I know she is not feeling good but she works so hard she gets sick. When she is back I know we will all have a blast with her.

>>87655513
>>87655525
Is Gura the new Himmler?
From chicken farmer to the central "brain" of a political movement?

>>87655937
Himmler was a chicken farmer? You learn something new everyday

>>87655513
>>87655525
No, I mean that even though Gura and Master Chief have both had a bunch of different guys blast all over their face, for Master Chief, it was from plasma pisols.

Time to make more progress on the bible. I'm on leviticus now

For Gura, well... it was from a different kind of PP.

>>87656424
Poor Gura all the gore and viscera she had to endure, wait she's a war veteran too? I think Gura is going to start a new political party buds.

>>87656726
leviticus cornwall has his own book?

>>87656853
You know I always forget that Dutch shoots him in that one mission

>>87656424
>Multiple guys
All me

>>87656726
You should study it next go-round. I want to try doing that, but it seems like an insurmountable task desu desu

>>87656907
Dutch? Man I love that movie, Predator is great. "Bunch of slack jawed faggots", I quote that line all the time.

>>87656726
How have you enjoyed the Pentateuch so far catechesisbud

>>87657164
Its actually pretty interesting so far. I don't know how much of these rules I should be taking to heart if I'm not jewish though.

>>87657062
yeah its pretty dense

i just woke up did i miss any good fanart

>>87656793
No, I mean that even though Gura and Master Chief are both very skilled at riding hog, for Master Chief, it's the M12 Force Application Light Reconnaissance Vehicle.

>>87657164
I always thought this image was really wholesome.

>>87656726
any specific bible you use? I have New American Catholic, NKJV and Orthodox

>>87657315
The tl;dr is that Christ's death and resurrection specifically caused the purpose for many of those laws to be fulfilled and/or they were only meant to bind ethnic Israelites to begin with, hence why Christians usually don't do things like circumcision, kosher laws, ritual cleansing when interacting with corpses, etc. I'm no expert though.

>>87657315
you should read the hávamál instead

>>87657891
I'm using the ESV. It was free for kindle and apparently it isn't too bad of a translation.

>>87658000
I'll give it a read too. I've been on a reading kick recently

You have to admit, some of these are pretty funny.

>>87657733
Same desu. I wish Christianity hadn't gone back to being controversial in the West. Nobody gives the Japs shit for allusions to shinto or whatnot, and depicting Westerners while specifically excluding the spiritual core of Western civilization itself just feels inauthentic.

>>87658359
everything became inverted and not to be overly schizo but i believe its that hitler truly embodied western civilization and greatness to its fullest extent and the shame and lying that came after the war ended created some of the biggest inversions and psyops in human history

shark soon...

I wish Gura would stop sucking dick for a day and stream again.

>>87658813
she's very flexibile, you would too if you could reach

>>87658632
I don't think you're schizo.
I think you're totally right.
May God help us all.

>>87658359
As an Esoteric Hitlerist (pupil) I don't mind it. It leaves a door of opportunity for a new dogma which I hope will be of benefit for me. Still I don't really mind Christians as long as they don't go full iconoclasts like last time. What I do mind is the weakness Christianity currently projects and thus projects onto society internally and externally.

For me its Gawr Gura and my Doyers :)

>>87659574
:)

>>87659574
I just checked the score. They destroyed the Mets tonight

>>87659615
>>87659675
Pretty crazy. I hope the year they got to show up to Dodger Stadium is the year they win a ring. Sick of hearing about muh micky mouse ring.

>>87659970
At least she admitted she was fake.

The threads seem to have been a bit wacky these last couple of days.

>>87659970
Just sometimes? I've been asking that about her for two years.

>>87660017
Have you read The Stranger by Camus chumbie? I completely related with Meursault

>>87660101
You should try not reading them. That's the best strategy.

>>87660101
Come on. The halo jokes were good. I don't know why they were deleted. Some of you are real bitch-made faggots or trannies with zero sense of humor.

>>87660277
They were amusing but after the 5th time it got old. Learn some moderation chumbie.

I love my silly paranoid schizo daughterwife more than anyone.

>>87660528
yeah shes just like me.

>>87660277
I really hate the moderation on 4chan it's retarded. Antis shit up threads constantly but fun posting is smacked out of existence quickly.

>>87660192
If we're talking literature, I think Fantine is a better representation for who Gura is.
Seems like it might even end the same way.

>>87648051
Go Dodgers baseball!

kronii just asked Mori the question that she asked Gura that one time

>>87660850
Goob is a bit too young for that

>>87660993
I'm impressed that you're watching that collab anon

>>87661163
I turned it on after I saw gura mentions in global and now I'm watching it. it's okay. people who hate them are all schizos frankly

>>87660993
I guess that means the question wasn't about Gura herself or her personal life.

>>87661342
You are pretty weird, you know that chumbie?

>>87661028
Are you sure?

>>87661386
Not me. Some others back then thought the reason she muted was because it was about private life stuff.

>>87661399
Yeah, gura is practically a baby

>>87661449
I'm surprised you remember those shitposts

Chumbuds, how retarded would someone be if they stuggle on the normal mode coin puzzle on sh2?

>>87660277
>>87660623
Not to mention the post about Western characters always being depicted absent religion. Deleted, despite it being even less off-topic and making a genuinely good point.
Gura is an American. Americans are broadly Christian and should be depicted as such. Shrimple as.

>>87661506
A distressing amount of people come to this board for drama and every post that goes into this and other threads gets committed to their memory banks.

>>87661729
I'm not much of a puzzle person either chumbie. Don't worry about it

>>87661729
The puzzles in silent hill are good puzzles, bud. Some of them are pretty tough, so don't worry too much about it.
But you're definitely some flavor of retard because after all, you're still here believing in Gura.

>>87661927
I remember when gura's brain got fried from baby chess. Shes a bit of a dummy

>>87661997
Why are you replying to an anti? Don't ignore the anti part of his post and reply to the "normal" part.

>>87661927
huge irony here.

>>87662089
Why are you so upset, little man?
You think there's something wrong with what I said?

>>87662205
Show yourself gawr

>>87662229
Gura loves the nyamu namies

I've pretty much stopped watching hololive the past month or so
used to watch it every night for years

>>87662329
Theres nothing really on tonight

>>87662329
happened to me a year ago
occasionally I'll catch Fauna or IRyS but that's about it

>>87662229
I want to have sex with the nyamu nyamy

>>87662367
>>87662422
doesn't help that the new girls just aren't anything special
they just feel like generic twitch vtubers to me

>>87662250
leave me out of this, I have no part in your squabbling

>>87662474
I should have known better than to reply, where else did I think this was going

>>87662329
>>87662422
same desu when Gura's gone I lose interest in hololive, when she's present I watch others if they stream something I'm interested in.

>>87662474
They just need to interact with goob more. All it took was SNOT and ARK stream for me to like moom.

>>87662229
I hate the nyamunyamy.

>>87662329
Same desu. Gura has pretty much completely ruined hololive for me. It was the last thing that brought me any joy.

>>87662631
i think cecilia is cool but whenever she streams its just a boring video game stream filled with dead air
after 4 years of watching video game streams im a little sick of that content

>>87662479
The dino is watching

I gotta cut down on the ashwagandha. I've been feeling way too groggy in the morning lately.

>>87663237
that was a sick ass touch down

>>87663309
I think you should take more of it

>>87663237
Heh, spheres are cool.

Imagine what things would be like if Gura actually thought about us once in a while or felt any connection to us whatsoever. Imagine how good things could've been if she actually got excited thinking about spending time with us.

>>87663775
She's just an average girl, anon. It's not worth getting obsessive about.

>>87663775
I'm thinking about what I should eat tomorrow. I'm thinking turkey sandwich

>>87663920
Sounds good.
>>87663775
Meds unironically. This >>87663876 just treat her like a normal girl.

>>87663920
Just turkey and bread?

>>87663977
I'll probably add a little mayo, some onions of course, tomato, might add some avocado too, and spicy mustard. Gotta use whole grain bread too

>>87663775
I'd probably end up saving some cash masturbating to her instead of blowing money on bumble/tinder dates, escorts, and parlor girls.

>>87664023
What the fuck, that's so many ingredients. What do you do with the rest of the tomato and onion?

>>87664060
I save some of the onion for later and eat the tomato like an apple

>>87663775
Are you a fembud?

>>87664086
That's impressive. I could never eat tomato like that.

I want a mentally ill fembud to cut chunks out of my neck with a small knife as I fuck her tight cunny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IPqZoWOPw4
Any other Madnessbuds /here/ hyped about episode 12 finally dropping back in September?
I want Gura to do react streams to boomergrounds stick figure John Wick

>>87664165
Yeah, I don't really like old tomatoes so I usually eat it on the spot.

>>87664212
Woah I didn't know they still made these. I'll have to give them a watch tonight

>>87664041
>blowing money on dates, escorts and parlor girls
Mein neger, why rent when you can own? Get yourself a wife for Christ's sake

>>87664212
HES STILL GOING?!
What a unit. I need to catch up its been years.

>>87664301
>>87664357
Depending on how long it's been you'll have an awful lot of kino to catch up on, including the half-episodes and other side videos - oh yeah and the beat-em-up they released a couple years ago on Steam. Have fun chumbies!

>>87663775
yeah things were better back when she did, but there's nothing I can do about it.

>>87664322
wives are cheaper?

>>87664447
I stopped watching at 6 I think. It was after the clown got god powers.

Goob night

>>87664322
Wives are gambles. I'm not about to lose half my shit.

>>87664631
nighty night chumbie

>>87664658
from all these divorce rape stories I learned that If I ever get married I need to transfer ownership of things like my house and car to a family member I trust, like my parents, grandparents or sibling.

>>87664590
Pound-for-pound, yes, absolutely.
Especially if you get a good one that doesn't artificially inflate the price tag with dumb shit. More to invest in the offspring.

>>87665140
Oyasame

>>87665140
sleep tight buddy

>>87664658
Just sign a prenuptial agreement.

>>87664658
What >>87664951 said, or put all your assets in a trust. Don't give in to modernity's anti-marriage anti-love anti-humanity psyops.

>>87665140
goob morning

Gura cute

>>87665540
dangerously cute. she might shatter the universe

>>87665140
>>87664631
sharkdreams

Gura ugly

>>87665394
But I also don't want to get married. I would cheat for sure.

>>87666476
>I would cheat for sure.
you disgust me

Ide easily bond with some random retarded woman. I am lonely.

>>87665140
Goobnight

>>87666476
Flip or latrino?