/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd0-JsZW4k

that moment when clara

tenmaballs

i'm scared to go to sleep bros...
i don't wan't that dream again...

I miss my druggie ravewife.
3 days to go, so I'm gonna be strong.

I love Shiina!

Dead, forgotten, empty, devoid of pain, love, evil for you null, hazy memory.Without redemption, love, tears for self dead, deprecated, asshole devoid of resentment, love, tears for you. Null, opaque ectoplasm, without redemption, love, tears for self.

so when an artist makes teeth like this, are we meant to see them as fangs or as the molars?

>>87494257
fangs, don't even try to make my mind start seeing molars, fuck you

>>87494257
they're called fangmas

>>87494121
What kind of dream, anon?

Lumi should do a german neo-folk karaoke

>>87494312
I dreamt about Memory playing modded Minecraft once

I realized something today. Seeing hot naked bodies doesn't arouse me anymore. Like, even if it's the hottest tits or whatever I've seen and I enjoy seeing it, it doesn't make me horny. What seems to make me horny is what they do with that nice looking body, poses, clothing, sex positions etc etc. A naked body, even a really nice sexy fun to look at one, is different from a naked body with sexy outfits on and posed in a provocative manner.

But just a naked body doesn't even make me hard. Maybe happy? I don't know anymore.

Runie, Lumi and Clara should form a girl group.

>>87494257
They're glans scrapers

would you date pippa....
if she were BLACK?!?!?!?!

>>87494461
This is a dangerous dream to have. Handle the incoming trial well, and great wealth shall find you. Handle it poorly, and your foreskin may be at stake.

>>87494543
imagine the sex!

>>87494312
i didn't shave so i had stubble(i should have shaved before bed, yesterday night)
but it was a dream about being asleep in bed with Erina
i was asleep almost awake when i feel these hands playing with my cheeks(because of the stubble)
Erina thought i was asleep so she thought she could do it without me noticing
i say "you having fun?" and she replys with "yes"
then i turn to face her and she puts both her hands on my face and just holds me like that damn plushy makinist, with a smile on her face
then i woke up

>>87494565
Same personality just black? Yeah, sure in that case.

>>87494543
White, Black & Yellow?

>>87494565
anon literally no one wants to date black women except for black men
but even then they prefer other women if they can

>>87494565

>>87494577
This is an EXTREMELY ominous dream that spells disaster for you and your loved ones. Vacate your current residence within the next week and contact a local priest to check your bedroom.

>>87494565
How black we talking? Mocha or struck match?

>>87494654
like the pic

>>87494543
>gay, gay in denial, conflicted fruity

>>87494731
I don't know how to articulate this but Clara seems like the kinda woman that does the kinda classic campy shit gay men like from a woman.

>>87494644
what if i can't vacate?

tenmacock

>>87494121
>>87494577
Nonny going slowly schizo...

So now that the dust has settled, how do we feel about kick?

>>87494565
no

All the worlds problems would be solved if Lumi married me
we would enter a golden age of peace, progress and prosperity
we would settle among the stars and live in abundance and every anon would here would find love and happiness
but she wont marry me because she is selfish like that...

>>87494903
what a bitch

I was changing my sleep meds now I'm wanted for tampering with a vehicle

>>87494761
Men don't like campy gay shit from a woman. They want the Clara & Runie taking turns fucking each other with a strap on gay shit.

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>87495027
GM

>>87494903
based

>>87494885
I've always thought Kick was OK. I like the edgier shit people can get away with there.

Jelly's butthole

>>87494903
Fuck the world's problems.

>>87494826
It's over for you, kiddo

>>87494565
Nigkin Nigga

>>87494885
it's a platform of scammers for scammers.

>>87494885
I see no issue with it.
The only argument I've seen against it was some dubious waffling about "standards" and "seriousness" in vtubing which is honestly baffling.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>87495201
I love momma Runie's eternal pot of seafood gumbo.

>>87494565
I'd date Nubian queen Pippa

>>87494885
I think Pippa should take this chance and finally become the vtuber the antis think she is

>>87495369
this would be so cool but i doubt it

nobody told me yuu was streaming
what the hell are you guys good for

>>87495420
>what the hell are you guys good for
nothing, I'm sorry I'm useless

>>87495420
Rimworld sucks ass

>>87495270
the thhrang whistle failed...

>>87495420
Scheduleposter rape correction is needed

>>87495420
I don't watch JPs because I don't know JP

>>87495488
thhrang is kill.

Also Yuu has already reached a "win" condition of stability

>>87495003
Not straight men, gay men. Gay men like campy female performers, musicians etc. Particularly the flamers and drag queen types.

What was Dizzy's announcement yesterday? I was asleep and when I reviewed the VOD all she said was something about a lost and found box. Was that it? Did I miss it?

>>87495647
the show is on break at the same time as her break

>>87494885
>works fine
>no ads
>can watch/play spicy content
>devs desperate to get non-scammers on the site to be more legit
>being a minor streaming site numberfags and other busybodies pay less attention to it
Seems like a pretty good opportunity for some fun streams

>>87495647
She's going full-time as my personal blowjob assistant

>>87495647
phase onaholes coming soon

>>87495616
>Gay men like campy female performers, musicians
that must be why /pcg/ likes runie and clara so much

>>87495721

I miss Wemi uuuuuuuuuuuu

Why is there not an "adopt a sad hag" program?

>>87495692
>scammers
SHIP THE GODDAMN MERCH FISH

I miss pico uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>87495647
>something about a lost and found box.
clearly a reference to the new Invaders

>>87495942
The world is cruel

Chewsday innit?

>>87495975
She is (probably) coming back tomorrow
https://x.com/grampico_/status/1846181731424260373

>>87495950

>>87495692
Pippa should go indie and she should stream exclusively on Kick, that way I wouldn't have to hear from her ever again.

>>87496059
>may
It's October

>>87496084
Spurned gosling moment

>>87495647
muumi will host next week

saya better stream today so fucking help me

Which phaser would you sniff their pussy everyday

>>87496282
Pico because she is dog therefore has no cat

>>87496282
Mom Erina

>>87495674
Coincidence? We don't think so.

Calling Erina mom when she's such a goofy zoomer girl is retarded

Did you see the Nasa scheduled streams? She is second in effort only to Runie

Why do women think dreadnoughts are cute? If you become one you're literally in constant agonizing pain and you're slowly driven to insanity.

>>87496222
cute drawing

If you’re a real Phase fan then tell me which girl from each gen was Sakana’s attempt to replicate his oshi

>>87496350
it's really only her voice I like when she gets all squeaky and changes pitches

I wish michiru would stream again

>>87496351
Ok but Nasa can roll her rs better
https://x.com/UtataneNasa/status/1846116340932981068

>>87496365
Lumi should finally play chapter master

>>87496365
I've explained this before.
Stumpy legs + blocky body = It's basically a pokemon

>>87496430
Kiki calls Dreadnaughts "Ducky" because of how their legs waddle.

>>87496369
Gen 1: No idea...lia maybe
Gen 2: Airi
Gen 3: Hina
JP Gen 1: Loki?
Invaders: I dont think he made any attempts with invaders but the closest would be Ember?

>>87496369
>Lia
>Airi
>Hina
>Ember
>Clara

>>87496430
oh, i see it now, thanks anon

>>87496369
Lia
Lumi
Airi
Hina
Loki

>eimi playing the guitar and screaming at 4am
is her room soundproof or are her family just used to her shit

What does virtual firestarter mean?

>>87496365
Heresy.
Becoming a dreadnought is a high honor reserved for The Emperor's most faithful.
It's only natural that they would moisten panties.

>>87496515
It means she's a FUKKEN INSTIGATOR

>>87496509
I have to imagine she's shacked up in the basement with soundproofing stuff far from her family.
With how much she screams she has to be soundproofed.

>>87496365
sure, but look at this wholesome chungus

>>87496516
Did you know becoming a dreadnought basically includes Astartes de-transformation? They end up going back to an almost regular human state with regular human emotions that were suppressed as Astartes.

>>87496386
She is streaming today, hopefully.

Yuri Yuri Yuri

>>87496552
>began as a recording cubicle
>became a gooncave
>is now a streaming basement

>>87496369
beeko

>>87496699
Eimi should goon on stream desu.

>>87496509
As someone who lives in an apartment with subhuman neighbors that scream at one another at 1am, a white noise machine does WONDERS.

>>87496365
They are silly blocky little dudes and there's a grumpy grandpa inside who you can imagine telling stories to the kids

>>87496724
She isn't *that* shameless

Anon, are you going to tune it to the GOOD Liar's Bar collab or to the BAD Liar's Bar collab?

>>87496768
She should try being that shameless.

which vtuber would fall for the infinite chocolate meme?

>>87494885
kick is fine, not a platform to use as your main as a vtuber but it's a good backup platform if she wants to do stuff she'd be afraid to do elsewhere
though I'd still be careful, twitch has been known to be incredibly gay and they will nuke her twitch if she does anything edgy on kick

>>87496811
Hina.

>>87496772
Who is in them?

didn't know panko was the one training gemini's new facial recognition

>>87496772
Battleborn.

>>87496855
ai can perceive the soul, relatives have a shared part of the soul

Pippa le stripper

>>87495942
Because hags are hags and not housewives for a reason, usually high partner standards or being fat, or both.

Contemplating naizuri

>>87496811
Me

phaser for this feel?

>>87496811
Pippa, bless her uneducated heart

>>87497109
what is this

>>87496222
Cuuute

>>87497139
Would Pippa be the type of person to get pissed at someone saying bless your heart to her

Hag sex

>>87496366
>>87497231
anon's about to blow his brains out from a lack of saya and all you have to say is cute?

>>87497280
yes. suicide is peak

>>87497234
depends. she would probably take it well from a manipulative bpd dark triad stacy

Eat it, sneed it, can’t unbreed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN35zu145kI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN35zu145kI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN35zu145kI

>>87497395
I cant unhear apoSTACY

>>87497395
the stupid chorus's been stuck in my mind for a couple days now.
Please stop posting this

>>87497280
>Anon gives himself a Cobain haircut because Saya doesn't love him enough
She would be flattered.

>>87497451
I wonder if anyone has ever killed themselves over a vtuber

>>87497503
>i wonder if anyone has ever killed themselves over an egirl
absolutely

>>87497451
I should kill myself for Saya

Wemi...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g_-dhK5EtyU
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g_-dhK5EtyU
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g_-dhK5EtyU

>>87497503
henri did

>>87497330

>>87497620
Which vtuber? Because he seemed to be over Pippa at some point. Was it Neuro?

>>87497686
it was pippa. after she banned him the 2nd time it was a long decline before he did it

>>87497686
last i saw of the guy he was actually talking about loving Lia and looping about it

I hope Lumi is on time today

>>87497715
Lia really attracts the schizos and fags huh

are sayamanders the most obsessed fans

>>87497715
Guy can't catch a break

>>87497775
not even close

The Lumi is immunized against all dangers: One may call her Veibae, a whore, liar, midwit, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But question her bodycount and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how defensive she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

>>87497775
no

Flakes will be mine

>>87497775
Not even third most obsessed.

>>87497806
the meme would be funnier with gfe instead of bodycount

>>87497806
i miss when the schizos would tts these messages on stream

>>87497503
I'm almost positive it's happened at least once.
I'd be willing to bet money more than a couple Japs have jumped off a building with a vtuber as their last thought

>>87497775
Nah, the hamtards literally faked Eimi's death's announcement because her vacation took like 3 days more than expected

>>87497776
>>87497754
the last real thing he did online was have a slapfight with Chase, Chase wanted to exact his revenge by harassing Lia and Henry saw the error of his ways and decided to rebel against him in once last attempt to save his Lia
it was like watching a retarded return of the Jedi reimagining

>>87497910
That was not a hamtard, but sure

>>87497806
You ever smuggle a tube of mini M&Ms into a movie theater by hiding it in your rectum?

>>87497806
are you really copying a shitpost i made like 2 years ago

Who will you think of as your whole life flashes right before your eyes?

>>87497395
When is Lumi doing a cover of ApoStacy?

>>87497910
>faked
he doesnt know...

>>87497806
kek

>>87497878
The exaggerated vomit thing she does any time someone says something nice to her in chat has kind of worn me down. I don't think she actually likes chat anymore.

>>87497503
>saya's fanbase has hemorrhaged so hard no one remembers mizuha
>the guy who went on a massive suicidal tirade in the kana gens in like 2022 and went totally dark after
>the guy whose profiles are abandoned and still plastered in kana art from 2021
it used to be a lot worse

>>87497950
myself

>>87497942
Anon that quote is from Goebbles not you.

>>87497991
wtf anon don't dox anon like that

>>87497991
goebbels watches lumi?

>>87498036
Who would Adolf (pbuh) watch?

>>87497950
My mother. No, not Erina, my real mother

Would you eat Pippa's ass for a Klondike bar?
Would you eat a Klondike bar out of Pippa's ass?

>>87498133
no
no

>>87497968
she never did, she only like a few select ones from the groomcord

>>87498133
no but i'd eat a donut out of it

>>87497991
>>41822817

>>87497960
Runie brought her back with necromancy

>>87497968
:(

>>87498189
That's a Goebbels quote

>>87498189
What was the context at that time?

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 29

>>87498293
i don't remember, go do reps on your own

>>87497878
Ok lumi

>>87497942
>>87498189
i'm amazed you remembered a post from almost 2 years ago

>>87498293
her zero body count cause she's an idol, bitch

sup fags, back from my half a mile walk

Oy vey! The gumyim are getting really uppity as of late. 4chan really needs to start cracking down on some of these wild anti-lumitic conspiracy theories.

>>87498402
it's easy to recognise stuff and it's not that long ago all things considered

>>87498470
Is walking the new term for out partying with sluts, I bet you were doing drugs and listening to non-vtuber music you fucking whore.

so honry and ronery...

>>87498570
You accuse me of such normalfaggotry?

>>87498189
>read the thread
>Lumi cuckposting
>Shiina cuckposting
>a flood of Lia doxx and cuckposting
>sincere Kirsche and Filian begging
I thought you guys said /pcg/ used to be good

>>87498470
keep walking you're still fat

>jelly streamed parkour civilisation again
why

>>87498449
jelly likes trance, does she like psytrance? i have a feeling she would enjoy infected mushroom

>>87498653
You just go on 4chan and believe the things people say?

>>87498666
cause she's fucking trash at it and can't stand being made fun of satan. An anon literally completed the map while she was still streaming the first attempt

>>87498653
I have been her since the beginning anon
as long as I stay the threads will never be good

>>87498653
The good times now are fewer and further between than back then.

>>87498666
Autism
Hime is also doing a watchalong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PnFHTD7Cv4

Good morning pcg
What am /I/ mad at today?

>>87498785
big homosexual black men groping you

>>87498785
that Lumi will be late

stand back anon I'm going to slur
nigger

>>87498825
ANON NO YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!!!
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!!!

>>87498653
Old /pcg/ was a lot of jokes and shitposting, even about bad stuff.
New /pcg/ is mostly just malicious.

>>87498819
i hate when that happens

Which Phasers are Invader Zim girls?

>>87498825

>>87498825
airi should say this at her job so she can get fired already

>>87498825
oh no

>>87498899
would koreans fire you for that?

>>87498470
Go for a full mile next time

>>87498661
>>87498968
no

>>87498861
There's no difference when you end up doing the same things either way

>>87498959
no nigger means "you" in Chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dAnBoZyCc Lemon Time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dAnBoZyCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dAnBoZyCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dAnBoZyCc
On time for once

Lumbo time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dAnBoZyCc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_dAnBoZyCc
whore streaming

Yuu sucks

>>87498653
pcg has always been a shitshow, but at least it wasn't constant, you'd get one schizo looping Lia a bunch and you'd have sisters or numberfags crosspost but it was very manageable
the past 2 days have been okay for whatever reason but for the last year and a half it's been a nonestop cycle of shit, we're at the point were it just seems like the thread's being camped all day

>>87498868
Airi might remember it.

RIP

>>87499002
the difference is people move on from a joke instead of spamming the same thing thread after thread every day

>>87498861
everytime someone compares pcg to old I feel like anons just focus on different things at a time, it's always been the same

>>87498989
Lazy ass joltnigga

my autoandrophilic wife...

>>87497535
I only had Grundig one

>>87499094
This. Its genuinely just nostalgia bias. Good memories always survive, its a strange quirk of human memory.

>>87498821
Apologize

>>87498470
>half a mile
you didn't beat the game.

>>87499155
Never
she already broke it

>>87499124
where sound

>>87498470
unless you are comically obese that is nothing

>>87498653
>he trusted

>>87498989
bratty anons needs correction(︶^︶)

>>87497806
The original German quote has insults instead of dangers. Whoever translated it likely wasn't aware that injurie means insult rather than injury.

>>87499042
Its been almost 10 mins anon, does it still counts as 'on time'?

>>87499124
Imagine taking Eimi out for a date and surprising her with a suit & dress shoe ensemble in her size when you come to pick her up.

>You're going to win me a stuffed animal at the ring toss, right?

>>87499313
she always does that
it's just a quick goon sesh before the stream properly starts to calm the nerves

>>87499157
I lost the game

Look at my cute pon wife

>>87499182
there was no sound other than her typing so there was no reason to make it a soundpost

Jelly needs to put on a nun outfit so I can have an excuse to post jelly (saintess)

GFE tuesday is my favorite part of the week after phase weekly

>read thread before going to be
>thread is exceedingly gay last night
>dream that its halloween and my teacher put random merch everywhere including a random turnstile
>says I can get in without paying because Random is dead
>I wake up
Phase Connect

This isn't GFE tuesday, boooo

>>87497806
This but when Lumi does not stream

>no Lumibelle
disliked and closed the tab

>the bean plushies aren't real
shots fired

[Pico News] Another tragedy

>>87499414
Randon sorry and be is supposed to be bed
Fucking autocorrect

>>87499414
>before going to be
how can you read if you aren't???

ever since i got emburgered my penis doesn't work anymore
be careful fellows

$5 for a Lumi kiss is a good price

>>87499453
>>87499448
>da wose in the middle
she's invading

>>87499492
that's pippa you fuckin buffoon

MOSQUITO HATE
MOSQUITO GRADUATE
MOSQUITO DECAPITATE

>>87499490
Lumi doesn't sell her body like that

>>87499478
>shit wifi
>mosquitos killing her
what's next?

>>87499492
Anonchama...

>>87499541
>pinned

>>87499541
>thread sticky pin on a drawfag's image
Is Lumi... /here/?

>>87499570
impregnation by me

>Lumi acting like she doesn't know what cunny is

lumi & da infinite beans

Lumi is bean posting on stream....

[Lumi news] It's all Kaneko Lumi's fault, blame her

>>87499541
lumi is so bad at hiding her femanon status

>>87499592
Does a horse drink shit in a bear’s woods when there’s nobody around to hear it?

IT'S THE FUCKING FACE

>banmin debut stream
>it's actually a woman
Holy shit. What the fuck? What the actual fuck?

>>87499541
lumi constantly asking for pictures of anons' cocks...

>>87499664

a real lumibelle pumpkin...

>>87499664
Huh? The fuck you talking about?

>>87499663
HOLY SHIT URUKAS FACE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY MAN XXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDD

>>87499570
Suspicious gods trying to mess with her divine plan

I wish GFE Tuesdays were more GFE

>>87499664
who?

>>87499664
Literally who?

>>87499706
I like Shitpost Tuesdays.

>>87499492
Poachbeggar so down bad he’s hallucinating

>>87499688
>>87499691
>>87499709
>>87499734
A new streamer debuted, I always thought she was a man because of her vtweeting but it's an actual esl Asian woman.

>don't say any slurs with it

literally me

>>87499702
kainushi?

>>87499754
phase connect?

>>87499754
Phase COnnect?
Did you miss /wasp/ or /wvt/?

>>87499522
>>87499571
>>87499743
'pipis are too easy

[Lumi news] She has a fat ass

>You think I have a fat ass? :D *squeals of joy*
LOL

>>87499763
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

So this whole bit is just making fun of fish for the merch situation?

>>87494488
this is not okay

>>87499821
the bit is that she is at a fair and the viewers are throwing balls at the plushies to win

>>87499818
My Oshi might in fact be a woman

>>87499821
no but it's a good opportunity to throw some shade

When are the bean plushies getting shipped?

>>87499821
its about beans, are you even listening

>>87499792
>He was just pretending to be retarded
Don’t try that one on me kid. We all know you fucked up

>>87499845
why not

>>87499957
I want to marry this woman

>>87499889
2 more weeks

she is just dumping random images from her asset folder on us...

>>87499889
I think we could've learnt to make our own in the time it will have taken to ship

Did she just say protein powder coffee

I've been waiting for my bean plush for 15 months

>>87500010
this is what Lumi considers as creativity and putting in effort

Lumi would never scam you

>>87499766
Owner

So pippa....

the beans are not gonna happen man just move on already

>>87500062
I have been waiting on my Lumi wife for 3 years

>>87500052
yeah
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1846202935606403157

>>87499478
wait she has 3 boobs?

I want to brand Lumi's lower back with an Iron that says "Property of Anon"

>>87500117
Does she know that she can just eat properly instead of doing retarded shit like this

>>87500140
yes

You usually go to carnivals as a date, how does Lumi have so much experience?

why is the pippa bean chinese?

>>87500159
She eats better than 99% of /vt/, vegetables and protein almost every meal.

>win BIG
what is BIG?

>>87500143
Yeah, mine

>>87500143
"Yeah mine"

>>87500197
I have only ever went with my family

>>87500197
Why are you pretending to be a woman?

>>87500214

>>87500197
She likes going alone. Shut up. And to restaurants too.

>>87500197
>how does Lumi have so much experience scamming people as a carnie?
Let that sink in.

lmao, Lumi doesnt like being cucked with her better alter egos

>>87500258

>>87500117
Lumi going to farts herself to death with that

>>87500197
Stop asking questions

>>87500240
He's not pretending to be a woman. He's a jealous schizo

>>87500257
WORTH

you usually run a carnival con stand as a married couple, how does Lumi have so much experience?

>>87500257
What an asset

>>87500197
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE GUMIKEKS DONT LOOK

why is there an amy plush???
gen 3 didnt get those...

stop cuck posting
I've gone to carnivals with my family that ended up feeling like we went solo

>>87500344
What kind of carnivals have you been too?

why is the ember bean balding?

>>87500392
asian

>>87500377
SHE HATES THE OTHER GIRLS!!!!!!!

>>87500384
That's kind of sad. You should have spent more time with them.

Lumi stole my wallet

Lumi owes me orgasms

Lumi stole my semen

>>87500392
Have you ever heard of this thing called anime?

Lumi stole my heart

Lumi is a NIGGER

Bans expired I see.

You guys go to carnivals with other people??

I lost my gallons at this fair
can anyone help me find them?

>>87500257

LUMI PLEASE

>>87500494
Mods? Racism outside of /b/, mods?

I need that daki

she's showed this before hasn't she? i feel like i'm getting deja vu

>>87500528
>>87500526
>Lumi wanted this as a daki but fishman said no
GRIM

>>87500526
>Pay her a 100 dollars
>Doesn't even show nips
Why did I trust her again...

>>87500528
Can't remember if I have this one

>>87500548
I'm going to kill that fucking fish