/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No SEX with little girls allowed in this thread.

SEX with MIKOANON (real, not a tulpa, alive, not a skinwalker)

>>87461192

Sex with little girls

evens jav
odds hentai
0 do nothing

Odd I will be gay this thread
Even sex with mikoanon
0 abstinence

Uh erm, we haven't gotten the emotes yet so... Hi /jong/...I guess...

>>87462988

>>87462988

>>87462988

blue hag.

that's a shade of purple, not blue

okay, fine. purple hag!

>>87465281

>>87465327
i walked into that one. see?? that's why you are blue hag!

jong. with anons.

Majsoul Friends Room 27716(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=27716

w-why did you leave? ;(

>>87466254
The game was bugged and stuck on the home screen so I had to restart

3/4!

riichi deez nutz!

My yellow cake thing emote is gone

I didn't want to play anyway

i'm like, losing my mind over being a wagie. i can't believe this is what the rest of my life is going to be like.

>>87466751
Is that you captain? You’ll settle into it and develop a routine. That said I’m pursuing entrepreneurial efforts because I don’t want to work 9-5 either also business has been want I wanted to do since I was a kid

OH NO NO NO

I KNEEL

>>87466751
There's always onlyfans.

>>87466951
that ain't me

i can't believe this shit. okay, that's enough jong for like a month.

>>87466071
well jonged based kokushi riichi

>>87466071
WJ! rip Jelly jonger

What happened in that room?

I FEEL SO EMBARRASSED AAAAAAAAAA

>>87466749
Washizu is the only male who isnt a fag. Akagi is safe too

>>87467137
wait for the doragon video to find out

>>87466071
WJ
>>87467152
Sorry Jellyjonger but thanks for the content <3

i had 40 pulls in RC saved up and got like one event item and no characters...

>>87467250
Frank sends his regards

>>87466751
there's always the dungeon, Khubie

>>87467250
guess I have to redownload and see if I pull any

khubie is a wagie too?

>>87467560
yeah she started like 2-3 weeks ago

>>87466751
it's probably a good thing to get a perspective on how good you have it in case you make it as a vtuber so you keep putting in effort to make sure you don't have to go back to waging

>>87466751
Marry rich bitch

Sex with OLDER women! Who’s with me!!!

Women are gross, only SEX with CUTE BOYS is worth your time.

A woman just tried to make small talk with me at work

>>87472825
Brothers thats like 80% of the way to getting pussy. Its a good sign if shes initiating

>>87472825
you may be an autistic faggot, but surely it can't be that hard to deal with right?

>>87472825
show her your sanrio outfit

Gross, I'm so sorry that happened to you, anon. But cheer up! Surely a cute boy will join your workplace soon!

r...c?

>>87473451
Good drink.

>>87473603
I do love me some RC cola, but honestly, regular coke is better in most circumstances

POST AN RC

>>87473787
do it yourself! I'm not going to play on that client!

>>87473841
I just want to tuturu ron you, cmon

>>87473895
should've joined the /mjg/ one you could've been tuturu ronning people already

>>87473451
Talking about the Jelly Lumi Pippa Airi collab for the event this Wednesday?

>finally saw the clown
I'm into it.

yeah but I'm already the famous Ju

is this liacore?

>>87474038
yes

>>87473970
I can't believe they betrayed Mahjong Soul.

i'll pass on the clown, i'm already a clown

>bond outfit is the best one so you don't have to buy the swimsuit
based, the chinkshit they gave the danganronpa characters was awful

>>87474203
Probably sponsored if they got Lumi to play. We're more likely to see a phase collab in RC than MJS tbdesu.

>>87474206
The theme for the paid outfits was an odd choice.

>>87474309
Frank is a shameless fetishist

>RC friendlies don't give the event currency
I hate Frank so fucking much

>>87475280
I will say, its nice that the rank of room gives a boost to how much you get per match

>check the Riichi City event
>don't like any of the emotes
I feel like they need to up their emote game. I passed on the Danganronpa collab for the same reason.

>>87467384
maybe i sleepposted that

the only good thing about riichi city is ikuko

>>87476286
putting khubie in a dungeon for the remainder of her short life is probably an improvement for her.

I have spent too much on MS to even consider RC

>>87476407
you could be an omegawhale in both games and have all the things.

do not put khubie in a dungeon.

>>87476407
RC is free though, all the emotes are so shit you won't even want to get new characters

We met again, /jong/. I came to take your pic slots.

>>87476636
/mjg/ is here! Hide your image slots! Flee for your lives!

>>87476636
you'll never manage to use them all

>>87476674
Protect MIKOANON! These savages from /mjg/ will ravage MIKOANON unless we stop them!

>>87476712
I will just use them until I'm satisfied, then leave. No need to use them all.

This game is actually rigged to give me the worst possible luck followed by some insane luck to keep me playing

>>87476828
that's how it gets ya

>>87476397

>>87476488
it's for her own good

i want to beat up any bird hag, the blue hag or khubie (in jong)

<he doesnt own hat

>>87477038

>>87477038
why does jellyjonger hate hags so much? Is it because she's a woman?

>>87477091
AND ESPECIALLY THE PURPLE HAG

>>87477087
><

>>87477038

>>87477038
then play.

Majsoul Friends Room 10137(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=10137
local yaku ne

bird hag (forma originale)

>>87477177
i thought you were the blue hag or a bird hag, but that's fine, you'll make a fine punching bag!

jellyjonger!!!

oh no, the evil xapitan skinwalker remembers my name...

where are my mooncakes

GUYS REMEMBER WE MUST BURY THIS EVIL XAPITAN SKINWALKER! DO NOT LET THE SKINWALKER LIVE! DEFEND YOUR XAPITAN'S HONOR!

>>87477368
mooncakes dead. jellyjonger can jong in peace now.

i still haven't recovered from that yakuman...

jellyjonger took the mooncake emotes :'c

>>87477478
it wasn't me, it must have been the evil skinwalker!

my mooncake... why did they take it...

well done, furry-kun!

cunt

no u first time i've ever been called a cunt

This game hates me specifically

i don't mean to be mean, i'm sorry

BUT THIS FUCKING GAME INFURIATES ME SO MUCH SOMETIMES, I JUST CAN'T HELP IT

>>87477454

how did you deal in to that lololololol

stupid doragon child respect your elders!

When's the 1000th friendly happening, X? I need to be there.

Nice image slots /mjcucks/

>>87477944
shush >:l

tourists from /mjg/, please fill this form before you leave or consume any image slots

>>87477990
I don't know.
perhaps I'll never play mahjong again at this rate...

Hand over the image slots, nice and easy.

There's plenty of image slots to go around. No need to get violent.

Free bumps!?

you're dead meat, sheep

will i ever recover from having a 50%+ call rate or just i just be a nyagger for the rest of my life?

>>87478190
its not necessarily a bad thing to have high call rate

>>87478190
read asapin book 1 and realize calling is good..

stop dying, furry-kun! we have to destroy the evil skinwalker!

Is the sheriff gone?

interesting strategy

there is no strategy, i'm just pressing shiny buttons

when you do the smug emotes, it makes me feel less bad when i ron you

is the rascal gone?

Hanner: Showdown

we are so close, jong! let's go!

you cyberbully...

wagie ragie, please andastan

now we need to replicate this game but against the bird hags and the blue hag

you owe me a soda, evil skinwalker

i don't have any

this is not according to keikaku

how do you even cope, skinwalker?

sparkling water is yummy

is it really that good? sparkling water i mean

what the fuck are you people talking about

water

>>87479134
i think sparkling water lacks enough flavor for me to care

it's probably worse than soda but i like it

double double ron!

fluoridated?

I used to masturbate on birds at the local park. Not a thing that I’m particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. First, you need to find an isolated spot so you don’t become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you’re not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you you’re good an’ horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your Roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. Use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to the to gain their trust. Now you’re finally read to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cuming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It’s an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.

tl;dr, but do you see jong?? bird hags are evil! defeat all bird hags! tanyao all bird hags on sight!

>>87479436
tldr is cum on birds its hot

my turn again!!

>repeat 4

>>87479567

>>87479567
do you not want to play more mahjong?

what the fuck are you doing, flow jesus??

>>87479610
actually, maybe we should loop this until the wagie misses their job

>>87479676
winning!!!

so embarrassing. i dealt into a yakuman and now the skinwalker is killing us in jong

I'm obligated to cheer on anyone playing Xenia

i got scared

goddamn it furry

xapitan...

What was that discard 5 minutes ago jellyjonger...did you run out of time?

um... my memory is really bad, so i have no idea what you're talking about

>>87480019
have you forgotten jellyjonger? You're my wife.

h-huh? but i'm not wearing any rings...

STOP THINKING SKINWALKER ONLY XAPITAN CAN DO THAT

it's jongover...

my dealer tuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

jellyjonger threw out her rings...

jellyjonger is a cute boy (male, cute, gay) that fucks other cute boys, stop being schizos

we can't let khubie win

AAAAA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JONGERS

>>87480426
those cute boys? all me

mahjong daisuki!!

friendly fire... How much did qb pay you foxhag?

too smug

yayy wj!! :D

i have no words. well jonged, i guess

>>87477177
well jonged

>south 4
>21600 lead, last dealer
yeah, you guys aren't doing this...

well jonged, very fun game :D she's too strong... how did that happen

Matatabi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wheNxQDuzLs

CANT EVEN MOONCAKE IN DM

evens RC event garbage
odds ranked until I get 4th
zero arts and crafts

>>87480893
finally mahjong vtuber

>>87481004
have a good time anon

>>87481044
I won't, I still hate how the client feels but I already reinstalled to roll so I feel obligated to do it

>>87481004
make the room

>>87481185
there's no event progress in friendlies

>>87481185
>ranked only event

make an unfriendly room then

I don't care about the event

i want a berserk collab

I don't want khubie to sacrifice me her favourite chatter for a yakuman though

>>87481785
you dont want to kill famous cat???

I don't dislike famous cat enough to wish death upon him
but if he died by accident or something, I wouldn't be that sad.

what kind of savage would kill famous cat? for shame, jonger

>>87482014
Ever since he dama'd 12 months ago...my revenge...

what the fuck are honor points and why did Frank go out of his way to put even more garbage on the screen to delay me playing more mahjong

>>87482052
>death penalty offense
my apologies, please proceed with the execution

>>87482083
frank is a nip and nips LOVE visual stimuli and clutter

>>87478046
Fine. I kicked this task 2 times already. /jong/ deserve this much from me

>>87482083
Encouragement for people to not ragequit like kids along with RC having a report feature for in game. Think of it like the honor system from league.

>>87482219
welcome, new friend! you are hereby granted /jong/ citizenship!

>>87482219
Welcum to /jong/

>>87482282
>>87482306
>fell for their trap
Should have seen this coming. byebye...

>>87482219
This is your xanon speaking...

>>87482344
it's too late for you, branded

were we bamboozled? im confuzzled

>>87482219
>carisma

>>87482083
>put even more garbage on the screen to delay me playing more mahjong
As annoying as RC is with all it's stupid shit that it spams at you, you can click through all the post game stuff instantly. MJS has stupid unskippable animations.

I left for like an hour and came back to find anon cumming on birds, mjg stealing our image slots, and qb winning in mahjong.
Who's the most mature person in this thread so we know who to blame.

>>87482856
I also just got back. So don't blame me.

>>87482856

Captain take responsibility for my actions

Captain come to bed and snuggle with me my window has a small leak and its getting cold

Jong is early
https://youtu.be/5HFlWkRujBQ
Also the Forza drift update dropped so expect more Forza.

for all the gays here's a catboy jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goTqX0vFGNM

>>87484408

>>87484408
rip jellyjonger

Don't fucking die

This thread is not long for this world

its over...

Gonna go watch Australia job against Japan. Enjoy your bumping.

Riichi City Friend Match152445(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=152445

Command Card Game Room I dont know what Im doing

>>87495606
Been meaning to make one of those rooms. Is it still only East?

>>87495643
I don't know, but I turned on renchan and set to normal points.

>>87495670
One of their recent surveys had questions if people wanted it permanently around and if there should be south rooms or even ranked for it. Ranked would be dumb, but I wouldn't mind them trying to flesh this out a bit, was okay last I tried it (if it's what I think it is).

>>87495606
started

>>87495718
looks like it's still east only.
I would like to have played it to south with more cards.

>>87495606
gg!

>>87495606
wj

RC Gift code:

RC1000

Don't copy paste

>>87496418
What happens if we copy paste?

>>87496553
You lose honor points for using third party tools.

>>87496553
Copy pasting gift codes seem to not work in RC.

Thread's dead. I blame Pippa for playing Riichi City on Wednesday.

heh

Evens Jav
Odds 2D
0 jong

>>87501146
evens, this anon will jong
odds, this anon will have SEX with MIKOANON
0, this anon will refrain from any sexual stimuli for a week

>>87501229
I will not touch mikoanon
check this 5

'that' celestial vtuber streamed mahjong while I was at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMKv3_HuFBA

are self posts still allowed?
https://www.twitch.tv/archia_basil/

>>87501890
c-cute!

>>87501890
Yes and I'll go out of my way to post that you hate us if you don't self post

>>87501890
Your hamburger is getting cold. Eat up already!

>new girl gets hired
>not hot
Just fire her please

>>87503030
which thread were you trying to shitpost in

anyone want to come over and clean my garage and play some mahjong? bring a table for the junkmat I don't have one

I'm one Meica05's sponsored stream away from shilling Riichi City.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsuH7TaZdOo

>>87503200
Its not a shitpost theres enough women over 50 here i would appreciate at least one fuckable one

Mahjong

Fuckable women playing mahjong.

>>87501890
>just missed the stream
it's so over...

>>87506497
Youll have to wait another 4 months for him to post his stream again

I cleaned all of the dna out of my chair before xapitan cleaned his tenga

>>87508049
I keep telling people they should just bring their holes into the shower with them when they finish, but nobody listens.

>>87508714
You’ll have to demonstrate

change your sheets

brush your teeth

take your nap

>>87509615
My vtuber debut will be a full onahole instruction and demonstration stream.

>>87514660
oops that's not the gif

Everyone point and laugh at the pankophile lol

>>87515354

>>87515354
On it.
>>87514660
>>87514692
Way to fuck it up, nerd!

Tenma jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>87512903
No
>>87512985
Did this morning
>>87513286
On it boss

>>87516157
>67779m shape
>7m dora
>draws 7m
>kans
>new dora indicator 6m
>holds on to the 6m and 9m for several turns after
>smug loli wins with a honitsu
The Aristocrats.

>>87517774
that's the power of an adeptchad

are you playing the new riichi city event, /jong/?

>>87518670
no

>>87518670
Probably not. I already chose to pass on the gacha because I disliked the emotes.

>>87518670
tell Frank to let me do it in friendlies and I might

>>87518670
only with one they give me daily, I will never queue that trash game

can you cheat engine in the event or is there a server check for how many moves you have left?

wao! with anons!

Majsoul Enemies Room 14125(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14125

2/4!

now's a bad time for jong huh... maybe i should have gone running...

w-where is everybody?

i'll post in mjg

I've cursed myself with the inability to play in any friendlies until I make OC. I'm never gonna see the light of day again.

>>87520757
Let's procrastinate on making OC together.

>>87520757
I still haven't started on my arts and crafts OC

started! with friends (enemies) from /mjg/!

>>87520928
they're going to dama because you called it an enemies room

>>87521028
h-huh? really? i thought it was just a silly thing anons liked to do...

>>87521078
jellyjonger...

i was going for thirteen orphans, mikoanon...

these anons from /mjg/ are surprisingly well behaved. why are we enemies again?

>>87521525
>checks room
Ah, you got 2 of the expertkek FOCs. They're basically us but in mjg.

MIKOANON WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOUR FELLOW JONGER >;((((

>>87522362
God, this is such a good screenshot.

>>87520030
WJ

we didn't quite win, but we didn't lose either! well jonged!

Sorry, can't bake. I have chicken nuggets to eat.

i'll do it

Migrate
>>87526957