/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mio doesn't play favorites, you're just a schizo

>>87436239
LALA LALA LAAAAA

>>87436285
Yeah sure, they're not "favorites", they're "core honeymeads" or "better at writing" or whatever the excuse of the week is.

>>87436270

Da wose placing her tiny dainty feet into the prolapsed buttholes of two lucky butas...
https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1845659748412035205

Unwavering love and care for Mio.

>[Reminder of important smilodon news]
https://x.com/ShabelTonya/status/1845743330384326689

>>87436546
is she horny or something?

>>87436285
She doesn’t she just replies the same ones in Twitter over and over again for their oh so amazing replies which are on the same level as everyone else

>>87436567
Yes but it's also a donothon reward

>>87436616
Yes, but whose idea was it to make it a donothon reward?

https://x.com/DaisyDaLion/status/1845721443281043562
Aha, even more definitive proof that Daisy = Meru. She finally replied to Ami's tweet.
Also Mio is following her now too. Coincidence?

>>87436752
Meds NOW

>>87436567
Korean women are all either world-shatteringly horny or total prudes with no in-between, and Tonya definitely ain't a prude, so...

>>87436752
schizo

>>87436752
Can we get the TsunQuest collab now?

>>87436706
Tonya's, she wanted every reward to be lewd art but they calmed her down

>>87436328
>Excuse of the week
Or maybe you could just try not being a social retard instead of being an entitled brat. Which to be honest explains a lot about why you'd feel like an "unfavorite". I actually find Mio quite patient when it comes to people like you, talk about not being able to aknowledge that the problem could be on your side. I've seen literal spergs that are less social-blind and entitled.

>>87436848
Those are two things Mio used to justify some people being read more than others. The same behavior, first justified by "they are core beerpals" instead of favoritism, now by "some people are better at writing". She can't even stick to a single excuse.

This poor idiot doesn't realize he's been tricked into being gay by chatting with some brown dude online for hours a day like a couple in discord

>>87436848
Except a Mio has responded to M once a day every day on Twitter over the last 3 days. You can’t tell me his comments are that different to others

>>87436913
The two things are essentially the same, fucking genius. People OVERALL tend to have an easier time communicating with people who aren't social retards unable to be clear or meaningful in their responses. It's not even a Mio thing, it's an human thing, try being that entitled with anyone else and you'll see how far you get. And it's not like Mio hasn't already said a thousand of times how much she values this

Thanks for proving my point about social blindness. Now go get a therapist, a diagnosis and some communication classes

>>87436786
Maybe when Yuuna's work schedule clears (never ever)

>>87436752
Dude...there is already a voice reveal clip....

>>87437173
She claims it's because he's been saying stuff that irks her, but her replies are giving him the attention he wants. Then he does it again the next day, repeat. In her own words, "you’ve been with me for a while you’d know by now." A day or two of being locked out of that account should teach him.

>>87437280
Yunners 24/7 efforts is probably the only thing standing between twitch's gooner CEO purging all vtubers from the site and replacing them with hot tub streams

>>87436752
HOLY FUCK A MERU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>87437319
If it really irked her she would banish him for a week or 2

>>87437340
HOLY FUGG ME TOO

>>87437382
OH MY GOD I THINK SHE'S IN MY BASEMENT

>>87437340
>>87437382
>>87437426
SHE'S RELEASING POLLEN CHEM TRAILS TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK SHE'S CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>87437365
But he's too much of a "core beerpal" to get punishment for anything. He can repeatedly irk her over and over and that's fine, that other guy who just posted a seal gif in reply to someone else got immediately soft-blocked.

>>87437426
>>87437435
OH GOD OH FUGG OH GOD OH FUGG BWAAAAAAHH

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring heat, fluffy hairr in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>87437444
Now she is replying to a bunch of people to hide it instead of blocking him for a couple of weeks

If you watched streams and paid attention, you would know why.

https://youtu.be/OQlByoPdG6c

>>87437454
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87436762
It's not even the booba. Tonya with short hair is too sexy.

lil bro /thinks the postnut clarity will help him reason with ntr-chan. it can leave whenever he wants. it doesn't, because it enjoys the fantasy of mio getting fucked by other guys. is that simple. just ignore it.

All you have to do to get a free pass to say anything you want to Mio is to guilt trip her and end your message with "<sad emoji> this would kiillll me" and act like a menherapal in general

M’s discord buddies come here when you shit talk him in a move of solidarity

>>87436752
Daisy LOVE

>>87437828
Daisy LUST
these two should rub my penis between their chests

>>87437828
Hold up...

I want to go on a fishing trip with that on anon's boyfriend.

>>87438213
uuuuuu....

https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1845845255406461176
BUENOS DIAS

>>87438597
>I am gonna get up now
Seconds before Wisu put her head back down on her pillow and fell asleep for another hour

>>87437828
Pee sea gee go back to your shithole.

Mio is going to masturbate soon

Orla vibes from this one

schedule when mio?

Please support Daisy she deserves it.

>>87439902
I was asleep all weekend, who is this person?

>>87439947
Possibly Maria but we don't know for sure

>>87439947
Ami's first VA who's finally trying vtubing again

>>87439902
I've been supporting her for nearly 4 years already, anon, I ain't gonna suddenly stop now

>>87439947
My wife.

>>87439947
PPP himself

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>87439947
Rei

>>87440399
You open wounds I thought for sure were already closed

>>87439010
that pankoposter is from our adopted son, not our ex husband

>>87440399
;_;

>>87440687
All pankoposters are weeds, they sprout up wherever and may have cute images but they're still weeds.
Wait, kind of like...

>>87440888

>>87440888
So pankoposters are friends, indeed?

>>87440888
weeds usually have flowers that appeal to bees

>>87441018
>pankoposter is NOT a horticulturalist

>learning Dragunov
#NOTMYSHISHOU

>>87441159
We have officially entered the evil tiger timeline

>>87441140
while there's too many to name, wildflowers like Deadnettle, Knapweed, Ground Ivy, White Clover and most importantly, Dandelions, are actually very good for bees and you should let them grow in your gardens

>>87441200
Delete this doctored image immediately

>>87441200
Wisu and Chio should fuck.

FAT FUCK

https://x.com/JunaUnagi/status/1845842626706071759
Their resident Korean is already trying to rape Daisy...

>>87437306
but this is even MOAR proof

>>87442020
Yeah, me

>>87442165
Kazu's skeletal body wasn't filling enough for her...

it's been nearly a year since she disappeared...

>>87441612
ty for the knowledge

are we talking about BEES?

Meru LOVE! and pollinate

I may have some regrets, /tsunx/.

>>87442743
MILB (Man I Love Bees)

>>87443081
Bees are friends not food

>>87443046
You regret showing us peak Dizzy in a way she'll never be able to achieve?

>>87443046
I expect a detailed report on Sunday, anon.

>>87443107
>>87443081
a truly excellent outcome

>>87442472
Over a year since the official graduation...

Hi, I hope you have a great day today and happy Thanksgiving if you're celebrating. I'm thankful for my caring, pretty spidermama, who I love so much, and for all the joyous times we've had where she beats my belly senseless with her fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

Garfailure Dizzy Dokuro covered in lasagna, sleeping in her cat bed until 4PM...

>>87443355
I imagine her fingers are cold and articulate in an unnerving spider like way and I want a handjob from her where I spend half the time worried she's gonna do something weird

>>87442511
I can't stop thinking of the raised eyebrow with shades seal

>>87439010
dems fighting words bzzztttt

>>87444049
misbehaving bees will be punished or eaten. do you understand?

>>87444206
try us you caked up freak

>>87442165
It should be me locked in the korean girl dungeon...

>>87443599
Arachnodactyly is an actual condition and I wouldn't be surprised if Dizzy had it

I am hopelessly addicted to amitoxin and am losing control of my life. Does anyone know of any treatment centers I could contact?
Thanks in advance.

>>87444252
Itadakimasu~!

>>87444923

Ami...
https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1845890081430950211

>>87443599
>>87444751
Reminds me of Dhibi.

>>87444968
The gravy seeping through her blouse on to her skin, I want to lick it off like a dog.

ember schedule

https://x.com/DaisyDaLion/status/1845893222670762210
Wha-...

>>87444923
The underwear barely visible from the side... perfection...

>>87445422
Earlier
>"I might play more Silent Hill 2 today"
Now
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life
My cowardly big sis pussied out...

>>87445427
I'm at a loss as to what the fuck this means.

>>87445427

>>87445427
that's messed up...

>>87445578
I'm still shocked that Silent Hill 2's remake managed to scare so many vtubers. It's a damn good remake, but I didn't think it would scare them that hard.

>>87445552
Drawfriend does that part really well

>>87445962
I've watched multiple chuubas play the first few hours of game so far and I'm confused. It's even less scary than RE4. The monsters are goofy noodle people and you can always see them before they activate.
I'm at a loss on how it's scary at all.

>>87446087
It’s mostly down to the sound design, the haunting industrial tracks and ambience do a lot of heavy lifting. But I think it’s also because people are too familiar with Resident Evil or Dead Space to be scared. Meanwhile, barely anyone knows Silent Hill outside of video essays.

>>87446087
Could be because they're first timers to the franchise? I used to be terrified by the first two games (and 4 to a lesser extent) when I was a kid, to the point I couldn't even progress through the game lmao

i'm going fucking feral
https://x.com/EmberAmane/status/1845902423686008953

>>87446872
Kindlings, your oshi....

>>87447049
Is the best in any color.

>>87446872
I would produce several sequels of wildly varying quality with her

>>87446872
greenfaceber my beloved

https://x.com/InamiYoki/status/1845874827065729525
I'm starting to get unreasonably horny for Daisy. I don't know how much longer I'll be able to contain it

>>87447729
That leotard looks perfect for just slipping to the side and...

>>87447729
She's already very sex, I don't know if I'll survive if she can toggle the jacket off

Dizzy scheddy

>>87447729
>>87448147
Lapping up the sweet nectar from her delicate petals like a hungry bear gorging itself on honeycomb, shoving your tongue as far up into her tight pistil as possible...

>>87448212
>collab with Filian
I still don't understand why she's so involved in Phase. Like I'm pretty sure they collab with her every week.

>>87448212
>She's actually doing the Pokèmon stream
Thank you Dizzy I am looking forward to it

>>87448352
Why are you posting a picture of a child predator?

>>87448373

>>87448602
This fits scarily well...

Dizzy should go through the contents of the DP仕様/pmyth folder in the DP.zip file in the HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt.7z file in the torrent posted on /t/

>>87448212
>another karaoke
Chances of it actually happening?

>>87448703
My future sight tells me.. Don't get your hopes up%.

It's so over for Char, Tsukimi and a bunch of others

Ami is celebrating Thanksgiving today!? Guys, I'm starting to think that Amiplanet is... Canada!

>>87449056
schizobucko...

>>87449056

Ami's NTR uncle arc

>>87449056
It would be beyond shameful of a Canadaboo to not celebrate Thanksgiving complete with ceremonial Canadian tuxedo

>Ember is Shrek
>Kindlings are Donkey
I understand what I must do.

SOME
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
https://youtu.be/RU1hpFSe_n0

>>87449155
I love the tuxedo tradition. It's such an amazing visual contrast when the gravy bucket gets dumped on you. I hear poorer families have to resort to a ceremonial polo or tuxedo T-shirt though.

SHREKBER SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>87449232
I already don't want to be here anymore...

God I want to peel her like an onion

>>87448327
paid marketing

shrek

coming in the dumpster coming in the dumpster coming in the dumpster coming in the dumpster

[Ember news]
They don't stop cumming and she don't stop cumming and you don't stop cumming don't stop cumming DON'T STOP CUMMING

shrekber erotic

I feel like Ember would like Warhammer Ogres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDiskn8XwCE

>Wait do I have pants on?
This implies it is possible for Ember's model to not have pants on.

Every day we draw closer to God's light

shrek.

Shrekber and Garfizzy should kiss

>You can peel onions with your tongue? Yeah? Well I can do more than that with my tongue!

>>87449759
I miss Ember's tummy uuuuuu....

I thought this was just going to be set up for her playing the new PowerWash DLC but I'm starting to think I was wrong

>Starts ad libbing a Mickey & Minnie Mouse rape and assault scene
eber is so talented bros...

>>87449931
its a rock

Princess scheddy

uweh...

>Using a Shrek RP stream to cover up real emotional talk
Bravo Ember

>>87450658
That's a lot of streams

Hanabi would hate this stream

LOVE & ONIONS
LOVE & ONIONS

>>87450928

>I'm gonna be on you like a fat kid on cake!

>>87451055
This one is MY boyfriend.

>10 ton dragon
>20 feet tall
Erotic...

[Ember news]
She believes that Donkey and Dragon copulated by Dragon unbirthing Donkey

>We're gonna find you a not-so-little lady
oh hell yeah

it all makes sense now

I don't understand what's happening any more :D

>>87451231
Would you crawl into full dragon Saya's giant gaping cloaca and impregnate her from the inside? For science, of course.

>>87451478
We're finding the clitoris loser get in

>>87451478
This is ogre foreplay and you're about to be raped

>Ember's favorite Shrek character is Gingy
Yup that checks out

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS ARE FUCKING

>>87451504
NOOOOO THAT SOUNDS SCARY
>>87451549
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

https://x.com/ArisuOshiro/status/1845930820084945295
Starting to think Wisu might be a bit clingy.

Big sis is VERY insistent about me fucking and impregnating my own daughter

>>87450416
SURPRISE!!! :D

Holy KINO

>>87450416
Most suspicious Kindling (for good reason)

Looking away from my screen so I can pretend that the sound of the pressure washer is Ember's powerful pissing

What does Shrekber smell like?

>>87452273
Onions just like me, I've accidentally just eaten a bunch of garlic and onion for the past week and made more. I smelled weird at the gym today. I fucked up

Zero streams since Ember alluded to shitting

>>87452353
stinky boy...

Ember's too big to get through the turnstiles...

I haven't noticed any major change in Ember's voice over the years but maybe I'm just not paying enough attention

>>87452611
i think she used to sound more like kallin

>Cheez Whiz
I feel genuinely sick just thinking about that stuff

>>87452683

>>87452710
I remember really liking it when I was younger, but the thought of it is fucking vile now and I don't think I could manage eating it.

Shrekber's powerful rump...

>>87452091
can confirm, she is pissing on me. I've already lost my outer layer of skin, and it's starting to burn.

Ember would like to reiterate that she fucking hates cardio

Interlocking toes with Eber...

BANKAAAAAIIIIIIII

Ami should be a mother to my children

>>87448327
There's a non-zero chance of her being an invader, and if that does end up being the case the reaction is going to be nuclear

>How do we make him stronger? Give him an extra race.

>>87453318
I made this post

https://www.youtube.com/live/BHezzuFZYKU
SHEEPY EATING STREAM

>>87453631
>Krabby Patty
Lisa will be full after one bite

>>87453631
Why would you just go on the internet and lie about stuff an-
>isreal

Nice

>720p

>Lisa was screaming and crying and throwing up last night
Sheepy...

Squidward was too based for kid me to ever realize, imagine how many hours of wage theft he got back by napping and stealing ingredients for home use

>Lisa got a kid's meal
This woman is consistently being out-eaten by fucking Rosemi how is she alive

Ember is very skilled at drawing Eber

>small fries
>small drink
>haven't eaten anything yet today

Not Papa Smurf...

>>87454137
>>87454181
We need a professional...

>>87454181
This will sate her for a whole month

[Good news]
Lisa is eating

>>87454137
>>87454181
>Fries and burger are huge anyway

wose...

>Spiderfuckers in Ember's chat
Based

I should get Wendys today

>>87454345
MonHun spiders are undeniably extremely fuckable

La oveja...

>>87454434
Lmao look at this little guy just hanging there

[Dizzy news]
Lia will be joining her for the Pokemonsterfuckery today
https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1845938984020857080

I really don't get why Lisa loves taco bell so much, taco bell is so fucking shit i hate how much people say they like it

Lisa didn't get a toy with her meal, it's over

>ZI
>MOTS

>Lisa and Rosemi both devastated about the lack of any Spongebob branding on the packaging

>>87454660
Lisa likes Taco Bell because she loves taking earth-shattering monster shits afterwards

>>87454599
ugh, stream ruined

[Lisa news]
She bought this meal entirely because she saw somebody on TikTok get it with a toy and fancy packaging

It's 1AM at Taco Bell, the floors are sticky, the plastic booths hurt and you're trying to enjoy your lukewarm mexifries when this sheep walks up and asks for one, what do you do?

Fucking Ember's ass while she's face first in a mimic's mouth

Ember is racist!?

>>87454904
shit and spit out some queso

>3 1/2 inch tall frosty

Woozemi...

Mom is back in her web but now I'm aware of how close her trip is and I'm gonna UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Sponge Bob's creator is spinning in his grave because of this collab with Wendy's

Wendy's are trying to take down Lisa for slandering their Krabby Patty

>>87455350
The crunchy 360p burger decreasing its appearance by like 80% is so funny and sad

Rosemi Mouthwashing
https://youtu.be/lLenw3nZlG0

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER

>I'm gonna tell Pearl that her dad is an asshole
wtf Lisa

Rosemi is fucking DYING its so over

>Eats half a kid's burger
>Begins slipping into food coma

Elephantsemi...

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

>>87455018
https://youtu.be/i8yzI_YXZXk?t=5379

Rosemi Lovelock died on 31 August 1997 from injuries sustained car crash in the Pont de l'Alma tunnel in Paris, France

>The key to making Dizzy happy is taking her to Casa Bonita

[Rosemi news]
Her doctor has advised her to eat more meat

Ami's dad in Ember's chat!
Ember called Ami's dad a race traitor!

>WE HAVE A RACE TRAITOR

>I'M GOING THROUGH MENOPAUSE!?

CURSE OF MENOPAUSE

>>87456279
>>87456335
The singular Wose ayyg...

[Great news]
Ember pigged out on mashed potatoes and garlic at midnight yesterday

I want to rub Lisa's poor hurting stummy, full of burger...

I've found something weird, I think.
When I check someone's Twitter followers, it seems to sort them by how relevant the algorithm thinks they are to me. This is obviously not in chrono or reverse-chrono order, it's not sorted by followers or following, and the "following" list sorts the same people in the same order, so that's my best guess.
But from what I see people saying in various threads, most people see it reverse-chronologically, since they're able to stalk new followers. It was sorted like that for me up until a couple months ago, too.
Can I get some screenshots of Ami's followers from the rest of you? I need to know if there's something up with my account, or some setting I missed, or something.

>>87456448
Busted ass baby nails

>>87456494
>>87456448
Tiny...

>Rosemi is interested in watching Star Trek

>>87452091
I bet a chuuba could get sniped by YT for labeling a Power Wash stream as ASMR.

>>87456464
i'm not letting you know what other tubers i follow mom. you are my oshi stop getting worried i will replace you while you are in Japan

Crashing this ship... with 5 survivors!

>oh my god it's igma!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5x-pH4h6BA
ami monke in 40

>>87456640
I censored the buttons for that exact reason. Just add some rectangles. Various other accounts's lists show chuubas I'm not following or have blocked above chuubas I'm following, so the ordering is mostly meaningless. I just want to see if it's different for everybody.

>>87456464
mine in order are
>Pippa
>Tenma
>Lia
>Yuko Yurei
>Rie
>Shiki
I don't watch or follow any of them

>>87456755
i need her fangs on my neck, i dont care which

>>87456464

Cowgirl (yeehaw) Ember lassooing cowgirl (moo) Dizzy

[Ember news]
Her left boob is currently slightly more engorged than the right one

>>87456905
Extensive hands on testing would be required to verify that claim

Ember stop teasing and give us more tummy ASMR

>>87456781
>>87456827
>Shiki
That's... strange. Shiki's fourth in the Following list for me but I can't find her in the Followers list even if I scroll down. Switching back and forth/visiting other pages doesn't change the order, so it's not a timing quirk or something random. I figured she just wasn't following Ami.
Fucked up. And I guess I shouldn't be surprised neither of you have the secret to making it chronological.

I love this thing

>>87457084
Oh wait, you asked for followers, here it is
t. >>87456827

[Lisa news]
Possible watchalong of her kouhai's debuts this weekend

>"I love the flower girl". I love her too!
>She's the bestest
>She means the world to me
>Make sure to support her, she's a hard worker
Love those girls

I don't know how well Rosemi's going to comprehend the plot of this game, but then again she already hates Jimmy so she's on the right track at least

ROSEMI NO
NO OLD MAN YAOI IN THIS GAME

>>87457150

Embenis...

>>87457335
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

ANGY

Why does my big sister want to be my step mom? These family trees are getting insane...

LISA FUCKING DROWNED LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

wtf...

>>87457917
EMBER PLEASE HANG OUT WITH MY MOM, SHE'S BEEN DIVORCED FOR A FEW YEARS NOW AND COULD PROBABLY USE THE ROMANTIC COMPANIONSHIP

>Toilet locked
It's over...

Well? Why did William Shatner Shat his pants?

>>87458061
Shatner? I hardly know 'er!

Hey guys, I heard Ember REALLY LOVES Disney flashmobs!

loud Shrekber braps at Disney...

I want to take Ember on the Disney haunted mansion ride

>>87458157

>>87454860
all dizzy/lia collabs have been amazing what are you talking about?

>If this is what you see when you don't take your medication then maybe I won't take it

>>87458429
Ember's pissing into the swamp water she will bathe in after stream and then cook her food in after that

>>87458474
ember will stay up all night and neglect her sleep

[Good news]
Ember is eating

>I'm arranging for the Lovebugs to flash me

COME ON EVERYBODY IT'S THE HAMSTER DANCE

>>87454599
Man, her voice is so annoying, I got fucking monkey paw'd after wishing she read the leaks yesterday

>>87457166
Used to be common that the 1st entry was pulled from waay down the list, but this looks like there's a bunch of them instead. Actual list starts After Ember for followERS and Reina for followING and then appears chronological from there.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ami is live and playing more Riven!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5x-pH4h6BA

>>87458840
But I also wished for it and I like Lia

sex with tigers

>>87458722
This whole game is just a Nijisanji simulator

>When my doctor told me my blood test results she said "Good news, Rosemi! You don't have diabetes!"
>I never even brought up diabetes!

ROSEMI EVERYBODY IS UNEMPLOYED LET'S PLUCKING GROOOOOOOOOOOOW

Ami turkey noises erotic...

Ember should suck on Dizzy's nice nose

>>87459347

>Pride is a sin? Yeah, and so is gluttony, but that never stopped you, did it?
>...Well, it never stopped me either...

Rosemi sounds so distressed about everybody losing their jobs

Bulliable doormat nerd child Ember...

mio hate

>Mint
SHE SAID THE THING

New thread
>>87460116
>>87460116
>>87460116

Rosemi is not familiar with Swansea's game

Destroying Mio's hairy butthole until she can't sit for a week!

Mio Love~

Mio Feed & Breed~!