/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't even own a tenga. Why do you guys do this to me.

>>87252409
You don't? I thought the tenga ads on 4chan disappeard because finally everybody got one

No sex allowed in this thread. Masturbation, however, is required.

I hate this game

it's locktober

>>87253348
What are you locking?

Jong
https://youtu.be/SZKw65Ebfs0

>>87253444
>jonging in the 90s
>not using running in the 90s

>>87253391
Steve the northlander criminal is locked behind bars

>>87253509
That comes later this week/month/whenever I finish this

play a real racing sim like assetto or richard burns rally

Tulpa here, I still haven't used the disposable tenga.
0 and I'll use it today.

Evens Hand
Odds Bad Dragon dolphin pussy
0 - Ona Hip

Majsoul Friends Room 63512(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63512

>>87256515
queue up instead I want to get these games over with so I can kill myself when this post has a 0

2/4

>>87256631
queue up where

>>87256631
i intentionally didn't sing up

I'll queue in a couple of hours

>>87256631
I just want to play friendlies man

>>87256443
>Bad Doragon
ftfy

I gotta go clean out my garage. I'll queue after.

>>87257013
I still haven't done it

>>87257039
anon...

3/4

I was trying to find a character to match your poses...

>>87256515
If we haven't got 4/4 in 5 minutes, I'm gonna go start making food instead

just crosspost it in random places without explanation like pcg and the khubie discord

pussy

>he doesnt own hat

come back

Sorry, just realised I don't have the time

>>87258012

I could for 6000 yen
https://gametrade.jp/mahjongsoul/exhibits/122556885

Started

>>87256515
WJ

wj
time to do stuff

>>87256515
wj

>>87262741
don't shoot

>>87263025
I already did

clean your tenga

>>87263138
that's fucked up

>>87263191
hmmm, nyo

>>87263235
don't make me do it again

When did we become /wemi/?

>>87265114
when jongstalker lost all of his

Hello /jong/!

>>87265699

>>87265699
Hi nigger

>>87265699

>>87265699
blue hag! rematch! with anons!

Majsoul Friends Room 45055(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=45055

>>87265699

2/4! come join, blue hag!

started, maybe another day, blue hag!

>>87265870
I've been busier than expected as of late, sorry! The room already started though

>>87266227
it's okay, we can play jong another time! right?

nope

>>87266529
but i thought you wanted a rematch

sorry I was falseflagging

another tulpa?

i screwed myself out of a concealed triplets yakuman...

why are you anons so quiet? O:

>>87268776
I'm busy

I'm gooning

i just woke up

well jonged! let me know if you still want that rematch, blue hag!

>>87265870
well jonged

wj

>>87265870
WJ!!

that one schizo is back. I'm gonna hang out here for a while.

>>87271304
Eh?

if you don't already know, don't worry about it.

I can't keep track of /mjg/ schizos all my brain power goes into tracking /pcg/ ones

>>87271617
that's even less of a worthwhile endeavor isn't it?

doko

>>87255546
nta but I unironically wanna get into sim racing, is there a noticeable difference between these two or is it just preference+console compatibility? (which wouldn't matter to me because I only have a pc). I'd also be picking up the shifter

>>87272673

>>87272728
The are exactly the same under the hood, I would personally get the G29 because it has more buttons and a rotary switch. If you're playing on a specific console you're locked to one or the other.
The Logitech wheels are rock solid btw, I've used my G29 for the last 6 years with only the occasional issue due to GHub.
PS the shifter sucks but so do most sim racing shifters (unless you're spending 1 grand).

>>87272728
The one on the left is Playstation and, therefore, purchasing it makes you gay,

>>87273229
>>87273266
Inside you there are two types of poster.

>>87273229
>blue hag plays car games

>>87273229
Guess I'm going with the G29, thanks anon. That being said, I'll wait until elections are over to get them

>>87273818
You can regularly find them new for around $250 bucks, don't spend much more than that though.

>>87273959
I'm not a burger, this store is unironically the cheapest I can find

>>87272728
it's the same trash wheel as the g25

>>87274104
If you're okay with that price go for it, otherwise look for used deals. Logitech wheels are pretty ubiquitous as far as racing wheels go.

>sim rig has been sitting in a corner unused for years
>microsoft killed support for my reverb g2 so I'd have to buy a Quest 3 or some other gay shit to continue sim racing
I'll get back to it next year

/jong/ racing league when?

only if it's cup miatas on the burger ring

>>87274619
what do i need to get started on racing sims, blue hag? mahjong

after the /jong/ PoE private league

>>87274675
1. The video game
2. An input device of your choice
It can be a wheel, but plenty of people play just fine on a controller too, the latter just requires a little more finesse.

You won't beat me, I'm the best racist here

>>87275574
oh yeah?

Nina is live and losing as we speak: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-cCJ0yqmY

>>87275829
>14400 in s2
I will now watch Nina

>>87275906(me)
e2*

which way /jong/man?

>>87275906
>start watching
>cleavage
>7900 poiints in tempai
>deal in
>2100 points
>riichi
>deal in
>-2000 points
now THIS is nina gaming

>>87274619

I have made a room and you shall join it.

Majsoul Friends Room 11708(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=11708

Local yaku + four red 5s

>>87277470
3/4

>>87277470
Started

>>87277470
started

>>87277470
WJ

>>87277470
well jonged

>>87277470
Well jonged, funny double ron

>>87277470
wj

I have 3600 jade and re-up'd on charm. surely i will roll kaavi when shes on the banner in 6 months

>>87281940
>he still doesn't have kaavi

>>87281940
you already have the superior character

I have kaavi and I don't use her

Kaavi's emotes fucking suck.

I'd cum inside Kaavi and until she's pregnant if you know what I mean

>>87283262
this one should express you perfectly

>>87283382
and what until shes pregnant?

>>87283509

ABSTINENCE with JONGERS (pure, virgin, innocent)

I'm not a virgin

>>87284817
Same but its been 6 years so im basically born again

>>87284853
Only 5 for me...

I share a thread with not one, but TWO normalfags?

>>87284937
>>87284853
A decade

I'm pretty sure there's one anon with a knocked up wife

I've got a knocked up tulpa

you wouldn't fuck your tulpa, would you anon?

>>87285348
Why not? I made her. That's like saying you wouldn't fuck your daughter.

Anons, your sanity reps...

I'm going to die a virgin.

>>87285575
Come to the meat up

>>87285599
I'm not gay.

I'm not gay either

>>87285700

Me neither

Im dying a virgin by choice

>>87285700
>>87285747

>>87285665
there will literally be women there who will want to breed with (You)

no, you are all cute boys (male, cute, gay) stop going all crazy on me

women (male, tulpa, not real)

I'm a vtuber so being a virgin makes me based, actually.

>>87285867
Only if you're female (which you aren't)

>>87285924
I messed it up. Whatever, you get it.

If jellyjonger had sex with mikoanon, which one would get pregnant?

how many different soundposts are there of phase girls calling out gays

>>87285972
mikoanon is a cute boy. Jellyjonger is a cute girl.

only a gay would like a woman who looks like this

This is what mahjong does to people. It must be outlawed for the sake of humanity's future.

homosexuals, the lot of you!

delete the thread janny, maybe the next one will be less gay

>>87286253
Go ahead and delete it, I'm sure it'll get better

>>87286189

(You) should post a koko to fight the gayness.

I'm at work

I'm gay

How do we know you are not a femanon erp'ing as a male?

There are no women on earth

If you're gay post a koko.

>>87287023
If women don't exist then who is playing sanma?

>>87285992
idk but there's a lot

>>87287362
>he's living in denial

>>87285992
many

I go sleep. Don’t suck me off if I’m not awake you dirty jongers

I'm not installing your gay fucking addon

>>87288197
It's a userscript you fucking tard
>I don't have a userscript extension
Get one, it's amazing how much cool shit you can do with it

i've been here 15 years without it, i'm not doing it. It's gay

>>87289556
I'll show you gay

It's so over. We're so back. It's so over. We're so back. It's so over. We're so back. It's so over. We're so back.

>>87290174
I diagnose you as pushtarded. Its probably terminal.

>>87290224
I usually end up playing defensive when things look slightly iffy, but lately keep getting luck-shitted into 4th from others getting big tsumos when i'm dealer. Then the next game I get ridiculous hands and win easily

0 and I use the tenga

>>87292400
I have to use it twice

>>87292400

>>87292400

>>87292400

1-9 sleep
0 rub one out first

Ritsuka streaming for the 4th time in 24 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFEv5k9FXI8

I should sleep, but I won't be tired for another couple of hours

1-9 brush my teeth and nap
0 queue up

how long is the tourney still running?

there's a tourney?

>>87293880
its pure RNG gimmick. No one knows how it even works

it works with autism

balanced

>>87292400
That was for you, Jong-chan

good night jong

>>87297034
Please don't go...

God I wish I was going to bed right now

>>87297067
I must.

>>87297153
Promise you'll be back?

He's gone

My tummy is upset

https://x.com/maxotunes/status/1844825991480308188
i don't jong but i thought someone here might chuckle.

>anon doesn't jong

>no queue
>no stream
Nothing...

>crow stream wasn't linked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy3ypLnupN4
Anons, we need to have a talk.

https://www.twitch.tv/momomovt
german chuuba playing mahjong
beware that his main its >furry

>>87303157
I was asleep

>>87303157
Who? Does she play mahjong or something?

Hosoya jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Ncq9QQYjk

At what rank do I start getting bitches?

>>87305754
Adept I

>>87305976
Don't listen. This is a lie, I am Expert 1 and maidenless.

>>87306183
You just didn't answer your mahjong crush's call.

what if i want a mahjong bitch (male, cute)?

>>87306537
Homosexuality is forbidden by the Bible. Every time you look at a dick that isn't yours, Jesus weeps tears of sadness.

...any kings here?

>>87308097
Define "king".

>>87308512
Mahjong Kings

I still need a tanned mahjong girl in my life.
MJS gyaru is peak sexo but her voice is infuriating, counting han.
RC gyaru... I don't want to even talk about that one.
Didn't try kings yet.

Gimme
a) tanned sexo
b) delinquent
c) athletic sexo with abs

>prepare to make post with image
>remember that itll have an iphone filename
>wont have plausible deniability
Ill just have to post something else for the time being

>>87309648
Adding this to my spreadsheet.

>>87309648
stop making posts you want to pretend you didn't make

>>87311200
No i dont want my bad posts to be linked back to me

>friend request from a jonger and not a mjg regular
My emotions... my poor little heart.

>>87311648
mjg regulars are probably more likely to have a full friends list

>>87311648
That just means you made it.

>>87314537
Shes so retarded wemi wubbu

>bird finally streaming again
>not mahjong
UUUUUU he hates us

>Have /jong/ers on my friendslist
>The /mjg/ gestapo bans me
Never again...

>>87318559
welcome to the ghetto

I'm going to grinch arts & crafts, I can't come up with anything good enough to compete that wouldn't take up all my free time for the next 2 weeks

I'm not playing my game 5

>>87320638
get back in there, you're on the telly

>>87320733
nope

>>87320786

this stream is just captain getting bullied

I want to leave my game

>last 2 games had a /jong/er 4th
>current 2 games have a /jong/er in 4th
Why are we so unlucky bros

just let me out of this game so I can go hang myhself

evens kms
odds kms
0 work out

roll again but say "work out AND jack off" this time

how's it going jong?

evens kms
odds kms
0 jack off then work out

or does it specifically have to be
0 jack off
check this 0

>>87323293
I don't think I'm qualifying

>>87323387
yeah, I know that feeling.

>>87323293
Stupid bunny tournament

stop opening every round when I'm trying to build my gyakuten hands

>be 2nd place
>-20uma from other guys' cards

I'm not going to read the google doc to figure out what my uma is

>be fourth place by a lot
>-20 uma from cards on top of that

>>87324192
I'm pretty sure in my first game I got less uma as 1st than 4th did because of cards

rigged tournament. TO could be putting any numbers he wants into the sheet and we wouldn't know.

>>87315977
I love /jong/ but streaming mahjong is too hard sorry...

>>87324703
understandable, I watched anyway

Jong
https://youtu.be/0YF9L1MIKj8

tournaments remind me of why I don't queue ranked

>>87325131
they make me want to queue ranked and then ranked makes me not want to queue ranked

tileman is jonging

>>87333417
>508 rank points
>4th immanent
looking forward to next stream, last time he was fighting off the derank was pretty kino

>>87333652
His first derank stream was one of the best streams I've watched.
Callng riichi on the chiitoi was both a really dumb idea, but hype as hell.

He's in the hundreds of points.

>108 points

come back home tileman

>tetris autist i watch sometimes is streaming jong

oh this pippa stream is going to be good. too bad for jong, though

>>87338192
>Reactslop prepper shit
>Good
Also this fag sounds fucking annoying

>xapitan gets shadowrealmed
>hits +30 ura
luckshitter

>>87338103
this information will be added to your file

>>87339328
>-62 shadow realm
I think that negates the "luckshitting"

>>87340129
luckshitting is luckshitting

>>87340328
he has 3 -10s and 3 +10s though

I don't remember which Wemis I've posted already

but do you have the power of darkness and light on your side? hehe!

Nina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOPsUDb0t5A

Two 1st and 3 4ths, barely any positive uma rolls on cards, what a cursed tournament for me

>>87350215
Posting in /jong/

>>87350215
just live vicariously through your fellow steve who qualified

thank god we branded some /mjg/ers so we aren't just fox and the jobbers

>>87350750
I was going to grinch if I qualified anyway

>>87350931
if the grinches play their games I might not even qualify

existential crisis jong! with anons!

Majsoul Friends Room 87004(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=87004

am busy at the moment sorry

>>87351849
that's ok, see you next game!

3/4!

started!

Someone just got single waited 4 concealed triplet yakumaned in my ranked

so, glasses, yay or nay?

>>87352553
On what?

>>87352609
on girls, i guess

>>87352705
cute

if i got yakuman'd i'd probably quit jong in embarrassment

>>87352705
Yes.

>>87353052
know your place, maid! your place is under our boots!

>>87352922
i still haven't psychologically recovered from dealing into furries open riichi because i was distracted by a phone call and somehow mixed up the suits that the wait was on

>>87353167

>>87353176
oh man, i hate getting phone calls. i never save contacts so i'm always confused whenever someone calls me

>>87353298
why?

>>87353327
i'm kinda lazy i guess. my number gets passed around a lot so i don't even bother

>>87353298
after years of only talking to people online, the nature of phone calls basically demanding my attention immediately really irritates me
the phone call was regarding something important though, so couldn't ignore it

>>87353419
are you a prostitute or something?

>>87353465
anon...

>>87353506
I wanna know why his number gets passed around so much

When did Tileman say his next (deranking) stream will be?

>>87353614
sometime in the next week

>>87353587
people at work love to send problems my way

when i think about it, it's kinda dumb. i don't generally answer slack because it gives me anxiety, so people have to call me, which causes me even more anxiety

>>87353907
Tell them the only way to contact you is via carrier pigeon. Problem solved.

Imagine the anxiety of having your nest box overflowing with carrier pigeons that you keep ignoring.

>>87351660
WJ

>>87351660
well jonged

>>87351660
WJ!!

well jonged! i fucking hate myself, like, what a dumb fucking bitch

good night!

>>87354375
gn

>>87354375
Night bitch

>>87352705
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist's glasses and putting them on like, "Haha, got your glasses!" That's just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it's amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It's actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It's like you're enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don't. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?

You have 99+ unread pigeons.

>>87355152
their bones were picked clean by scavengers years ago, they're hardly pigeons at this point

>>87355489
Well, grab one of the crows then and tell them where to send the letter. They're smart birds.

>>87352553
yes i (male) need them to see please dont accessorize my disability

bread
>>87357211

I don't have to give anyone at my work my number
I don't have to reply to emails
I don't have to join pointless meetings every day
I don't have to answer my phone off the clock

>>87357861
>I don't have to join pointless meetings every day
I don't care about the rest, but you WILL show up to the pointless meetings because MY boss uses them as a metric for reasons beyond my comprehension so I'm forced to keep scheduling them

I do blue collar work, so I rarely have to talk to anyone. But one time I exchanged numbers with a manager of a site I was working on and he keeps calling me randomly thinking I have more clue and authority than I do.

>>87358032
I'm blue collar, unless someone gets killed in a machine I don't have to do jack shit