/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Alright lets get it over with
What is Lumis body count?

>>87255145

frick.

here we go again.

>>87255219
Triple digits

>>87255219
10

>>87255219
Men? Zero.
Women? 26.

>>87255219
me

Nasa cute

editbug should put his fat hairy ass on my face

>>87255219
All I know is going to Asia increased it

I miss my druggie ravewife.
7 more days, so I'm gonna be strong.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>87255219
2, me and some little monkey girl with blue fur

Hag sex

>>87255219
She doubled it while in China.

>>87255282
changs fucking wish LMAO

This thread will not have feminine energy.

>>87255145
>>87255224
NOW (Literally right now)
Kaneko Lumi (21:00UTC | LIVE | Factorio)
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

SOON
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 1h5m | Alien Isolation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXieQb4Y2OE
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 2h5m | P Diddy Conspiracies)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wL_8WpI7Hw
Tenma Maemi (01:00UTC | 2h5m | Metaphor: ReFantazio)
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Jelly Hoshiumi (01:00UTC | 2h5m | Minecraft: Parkour Civilisation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5LkeLO_UtU

LATER
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 3h5m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/@eimiisami/streams
Gram Pico (05:00UTC | 6h5m | Karaoke Relay Opening)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeYAbD17dJ4
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 6h5m | Thank Goodness You're Here)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy9T2WCbv90
Kannagi Loki (06:00UTC | 7h5m | Resident Evil Village
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFpZoExPSNc

BONUS
Karaoke Relay (05:00UTC | 6h5m | Pico's Relay #2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeYAbD17dJ4&list=PLY3lgeLd2kySrz5AWd7nAS2janQFD7iYC&index=1

Notes:
>Saya may stream later tonight
>Runie is taking ghost story submissions for next week https://forms.gle/BQieMy1g27FZDFoz5
>Hina is on hiatus until the 18th of October

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Muyu & Loki

I LOVE MY MOM

Reminder that Eimi might not be doing Elden Ring tonight.
Malekith can wait, she wants more slavjank

Pippa's defenseless anus

Phasers are the best livers.

I hope Lumi opening up will allow the other girls to do so as well. They are adult women and should be allowed to talk about things like this.

I don't remember anyone mentioning the new JP manager
https://x.com/RinTsugami

[Lumi news] she likes mogojan

>>87255385
I hope Lumi gets terminated.

>>87255385
agreed

>>87255311
Sex with hags

reminder that the faggots own this thread

>>87255385
>adult women
they're pngs that make squeaky sounds

>>87255427
post tits, you stinky fujo

Asmon is a phase enemy

https://x.com/Pinki_kiwi/status/1844870154783510972>>87255336

awa

>>87255406
Mogojyan....

I don't get it.

>>87255403
Cute picture!

i love you

that lumi comment has shaken my trust

>>87255403
They're kinda hard to find unless you specifically look for them

>>87255406
>>87255494
She has good taste. Mogojyan is the cutest.

Sneaky Runie running ads on indie vtuber channels.

>>87255522
Don't trust Lemon Whore

why did you guys make fun of my sister's singing the other night? you know she ended her stream in tears right?
don't you have something to say to her?

>>87255403
Do they get paid like 15k a year?

>>87255468
https://litter.catbox.moe/xqxli1.jpeg

poopy pooppa??

So about the pee

>>87255385
They are allowed to do it. Just don't expect people to stick around.

>Lumi's first DM's with shylily was her asking about pee

Pippapampers

>>87255579
Your singing is dogshit stop trying to sing the only thing you are doing is embarassing yourself and the people around you.

Pipper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wL_8WpI7Hw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wL_8WpI7Hw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wL_8WpI7Hw

I love Shiina!

>>87255579
your sister should graduate

Lumi collabing with a whore like shylily would make me drop her tbqh

>>87255620
Yeah.

>bodycount is dumb
>hangs out with whorca
GRIM GRIM GRIM

[Pippa News] Pedophilia is interesting

I had sex with Kaneko Lumi

>>87255610
stupid LEMON

What a way to start the stream

>>87255640
Pippa is going to take over hosting the parties

>Chat, how do you feel about pedos?
>Pedophilia is interesting.
>If you didnt rape a kid, nobody would know
Spicy rants tonight.

>pippa is at her normal setup
not like this rratbros...

Talk about a way to start the stream Pippa.

Pippa News: You can be a pedo if you can hide your power level.

dropping lumi for pippa for today...

>>87255673
This stream has been rough

>>87255673
>dm's her once
>hangs out
?

>>87255715
>dropping a whore for a slut
kek

>>87255715
Yeah today her former stacy is coming out too much

>>87255522
>>87255715
capipi…

>>87255701
Anon, why do you think she moved the time forward?

Dropping Lumi for Pippa today...

Rape

ALWAYS TRUST!

Pippa lecturing on impulse control is pretty funny

What the fuck is Pippa talking about?

>>87255673
>>87255715
>>87255742
>>87255745
>>87255757
Kill yourself fucking Jews

RELEVANT

gumicucks are scrambling

I hate Lumi

>>87255660
she has collabed with shylily

[Pippa News] Just don't rape kids. Get young looking 18 year olds.

pippa hasn't learned anything from pizzagate and the eipstein island episodes...

cuckpipis out early today, huh?

>>87255660
no you won't

rape

>>87255824
>>87255871
>>87255806

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Good stream

>>87255862
Pippa self reporting

>>87255219
to make such a comment i assume the worst

>>87255806
>Noooo you can't ever say anything negative about her opinions!!!!1111
Grow a spine you faggot

>>87255888
yes

Just no cuckposting please... for ONE fucking thread...

>>87255949
why are you posting like a woman?

>can do phase vs phase
>can blame unicorns for everything
>can watch Lumi x Clio the troon collabs
>can enjoy Lumi while not being worried about her lies
>can enjoy shitstirring everywhere
>dont need opsec reps because pcgsisters are retarded and will grab any Lumi related stuff while ignoring Capipis
man, being a caipiGOD is awesome

>>87255960
Pippa is talking about pedophiles, PIPPA is talking about pedophiles, it's gonna happen

>>87255985
Oh god just take your meds you retarded schizo

>>87255960
Lumi basically admitted to having an astronomical body count. This is like the one time in history that cuckposting is completely warranted.

Pippa said there's no reason to rape someone. There it is, /pcg/ rapists BTFO

Lumi is so upbeat because she got dicked hard.
Anyway, I'm sick of her and Pippa is being funny rn

>>87255949
you don’t believe anything you say faggot you just play a character for attention like the tranny you are a sickening person

>>87255425
I love sexy hags so much

>>87256016
woman post.

>>87256020
I don't need a reason to rape.

>>87256018
That's entirely in your head.

>>87256034
yeah, by me

>>87256069
No, no it’s really not. She literally outed herself and then tried to change the topic immediately.

>>87256034
that dick? Jelly's.

>>87255960
Tell Lumi to stop giving antis ammo

>>87256020
if i cared about women's opinions, then i couldn't rape

>>87255960
All we need now is a TTS asking Lumi about her body count

>>87256069
nta but you only ever hear people saying that thinking about someone's body count is crazy is if they sleep around and don't want people thinking about theirs

>>87256109
It is. You hear what you want to hear.

are the gumis ok?

>>87256049
No I'm just posting my opinion. Stop sperging out faggot.

>>87256069
I've never heard a virgin say bodycount doesn't matter

>>87256122
I'd rather she just not give a shit.

>>87256171
I don’t see how they could be after that comment

>>87255986
I don't tranny collabs or the stacy.

>>87256069
Its very very very slut-coded speech. Sure its not solid evidence but this is just one of many pieces of evidence in the casefile against Lumi

>Lumi streams
>Thread goes to shit

1 or 2 digits
I'm thinking 2

>>87256171
no

>>87256171
>Lumi talks about doing and saying things that she wants without worrying about what people think going forward
>That same week she goes on a whole thing about body counts
No, no they are not.

>numberfagging Diddy
Sasuga rabbit

>>87256155
Thinking about the body count of every random person you meet is crazy.
>>87256205
She explicitly said the opposite.

Why are you posting so hard if you don't even watch her stream?

>>87256241
Pippa is on early so the cuckpipis are out already.

>>87255219
6 humans (all gay) 42 dogs 4 cows and 2 horses

>>87255939
Body count speculation is a thing that only ugly people and virgins do. Regular people don't even think about it

>>87256265
Lotta cope

sorry, gumis

>>87256260
post the timestamp

>>87256317
funny you say that, lumi used to think differently

>>87256171
is this your first gumis/pippis bullshitting war

>>87256317
>Regular people don't even think about it
Yeah they do. Most normal people don't want a whore as a partner.

Phaser most likely to have an astronomical body count while pretending to be a dorky virgin?

Since Pippa is going into this, why didn't the banks freeze all of Diddy's assets and why didn't his brands cut all his promo deals or drop him from all his business contacts like they did with Kanye considering he did something so much worse?

i mean lumi is mostly a normal woman so she'll do broadly normal woman things
this has been evident for years you fags are just in eternal denial

>>87256341
>no rebuttal
Thread readers are the worst.

>>87256369
Pippa

>>87256369
All of them lol

>>87256384
why indeed

>>87256171
The antis are gossiping like faggots and women, the rest of us are just listening to yapping woman yap

>>87256384
You know why

>>87256354
>Randomly bringing up capipi
Gumi deflection detected
>>87256384
>considering he did something so much worse?
Not in the eyes of (them)

>>87256384
I have no idea.

>>87256369
Runie

>>87256384
Kanye named the jew. Diddy didn't.

>>87256171
I'll get over it maybe. Just, not a thing I would have expected her to say.

>>87256384

>>87256171
Not right now but maybe in a couple days

No Pippa, that's just a black mans voice.

>>87256384
it's because he didn't name the jews.
It's like calling the jannies cuckbugs or gumicucks.
They know when you call them out for what they are and try their best to take you out.

>>87256317
lol no its the single most important thing for long lasting relationship

>>87256369
Pippa

>2.3k
Damn a stream like this would have been easy 4k ccv a year ago.

>>87256369
Me, buy the coffee

Americans what is the difference between Diddy and Kanye?

He looks like how Meat canyon would draw him. Why's his face so fucking long

>>87256697

>>87256704
I'm white so idk

>>87256704
diddy's a rapist
kanye's an antisemite

What does Pippa think of men who care about a woman's body count?

God just stfu for 2 seconds Lumi

>>87256704
I don't know I don't listen to black music

>>87256317
Anon there is a world of difference between, "your not your gf's first bf" and "she has a body count". The latter implies a lot more than the former.

>>87256704
kanye hates the jews

Pippa News: Phase Connect buys off politicians on both sides.

>>87256704
I don’t know. I guess Diddy is a bigger gooner and Kanye is a bugger autist

>>87256754
Pippa agrees with them

>>87256754
Walking talking wallets to be grifted

>>87256317
>t. loose legged whore

>>87256761
Is she still talking about having sex with her professors?

A FUCKING INFOGRAPHICS VIDEO?

>>87256861
yes

>to the surprise of nobody, it's just a "current thing" react stream
I'm out, try not to have too much fun bros

>>87256704

>>87256934
What do you mean bro? This is peak Pippa content.

>>87256938
I like wen da vtuber zoom in even if they have a beeg bodycount

>>87256906

>>87256934
>titled as current thing react stream
>advertised as current thing react stream
?!?!?!?!?!

>>87256934
Thanks for the announcement, very cool femanon.

>>87256697
True, she's quite late to the bandwagon also

Here is the timestamp for the body count topic coming up.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2273536825?t=1h40m45s
Note that on the topic of bodycount being a dealbreaker for men Lumi had this to say:
>That's so crazy man, that's so crazy. No no I'm not saying that it's crazy that it's a dealbreaker, it's just crazy that people think about it.
Basically it seems like she thinks that it's crazy to look at someone and immediately conceptualize their body count in your head.
You watch it and decide whether or not to cuckpost about it.

>>87257036
That's literally what I said.

>>87257036
Lumi is so detached from reality

>>87256989
I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA I HATE BAUHAUS/ALLEGRIA

>>87257036
How should I name the catalog thread?

>>87256704
Their musical styles. Diddy was actually born into poverty and whose father was murdered when he was a kid while Kayne grew up in relative middle-class comfort. Kayne is a schizo while Diddy was always more of a thug. Kayne is extremely religious, Diddy is one of those "not religious, but spiritual" kind of people.
And as we've now learned, Diddy had an entire criminal racket running in secret.
Also what the fuck, was the Kanye shit seriously 2 years ago already?

>>87257000

>>87257000
>hunting for more p diddy conspiracy theories
Where? Hell the Tupla stream at least had some effort put into the start before she defaulted to this shit. These kinda streams used to have some effort put into them, is it a bad thing to just want that?

>>87257036
I'm sure added context will greatly improve the quality of posting in the thread

>>87257036
If its a deal breaker obviously people think about it. How can she says these at the same time?

>>87257036
>Basically it seems like she thinks that it's crazy to look at someone and immediately conceptualize their body count in your head.
Considering that's exactly what she says, yes, I think that was the point she was trying to make.

>what?

>>87257036
that's not that bad at all, this is the thing causing caustic cuckposting right now?

i just noticed that lumi with an aussie accent kinda sounds like jets

>>87257036
>The people I interact with also don't care
lmfao

Lumi your bodycount should include [Me].

>>87257166
Everything causes cuckposting. It's just what the general does and is proud of doing.

>>87257192
HMMM have Lumi and Jets ever been on stream together? Or streamed at the same time?
HMMMM....

>>87257153
Because thinking about body count outside of the context of a potential relationship is weird.
I don't understand what's so controversial about this. It's baffling.

>>87257192
Be careful

>>87257192
lumi can't do an aussie accent.

>>87257192
Jets is a virgin riiiiiiiight???

>>87257216
Shilily is in her dms telling her to blow some twitch mod for favors.

>>87257036
The implication of this conversation is much more important than the stated premise. Lumi never speaks honestly or directly, its carefully worded. It fools most people.

>>87257153
I think in that case she's talking about a scenario in which you are in a relationship or pursuing one and actually know if they have a body count and aren't just going off of the immediately conceptualized body count that you made in your head.

>>87257226
They've collabed.

>why are ex-athletes watching vtubers, it's so fascinating
Some of us were an unenviable a combination of physically gifted yet timid geeks and cripplingly introverted, nothing but regrets and depressed thoughts remain

>>87257256
What an estrogen filled post.

>>87257310
I simply live with the pain

>>87257305
Oh. Well I guess my theory is gone.
>>87257256
femanon....

>>87257256
Woman post

>>87257124

>>87257307
what the fuck

>>87257036
>It's a dealbreaker for a lot of men? That's so crazy.
That's fucking grim

>>87257166
People here have thinner skin than than the fucking girls somehow, shit is annoying but comes with the territory

Oh, she found a schizo channel.

qrd on pippa

I never wanna hear people say vtubers are cringe when this is the shit everyone else is watching

Runie soon

>>87257238
No it's not weird. It's perfectly normal to not surround yourself with bad people.

>>87257384
read the fucking quote cuckpipi
>That's so crazy man, that's so crazy. No no I'm not saying that it's crazy that it's a dealbreaker, it's just crazy that people think about it.

>>87257249
kill yourself

>>87257372
DA Wose needs to WAPE Dizzy

Follow that guy Pippa, you heard him, he's a prophet, like Jesus.

>>87257307
Wear the dress boy

>>87257372
Rose has no clean pair of panties fake pic

>>87257403
I think she's a Phase Connect talent

>>87257429
>read the quote
I was quoting what she said on stream.

>>87257133
>These kinda streams used to have some effort put into them
Like which ones? Not being facetious. I don't think I recall more than one where she didn't just fall back to watching videos about it. There is nothing wrong about wanting more effort but I feel like you might be remembering an approach that was never her brand.

>>87257403
she has Pipkin

>>87257238
>Because thinking about body count outside of the context of a potential relationship is weird.
>Not wanting to associate with whores in your everyday is weird because... well it just is OKAY?!
Okay whore.

>>87257416
thank god

>>87257403
She's a pink rabbit vtuber.

>>87257463
You were purposefully leaving out the sentence that immediately followed and shat on your entire fucking cuckpost.

>>87257166
If you haven't realized that Lumi has literal cuckolds as fans who get off on imagining her fucking everyone she ever interacts with idk what to tell you
It's like a good quarter of her fanbase

>>87257429
Get your mouth off my dick I'm watching a kino Pippa stream rn

>>87257444
Jesus Christ is #1 Phase ENEMY

>>87257403
she's a rabbit i want to have sex with

>>87257416
I didn't think she was streaming today.

Perfect timing Pippa

>>87257429
Her first statement was the truth, her second was damage control as she realized she said the truth out loud.

>>87257519
that's a fresh schizopost anon!

>>87257465
Nta but he said the tulpa stream.

>>87257558

>>87257521
I HATE the antichrist

Consider

>>87257519
Kek

>>87257558
Pippa is a STINKY fujo

Pippa has good taste in Coke. Also...

>OFFICIAL SPECIAL EDITION COKE POWERRANKINGS
1. "Marshmello"
>POWERGAP
2. "Dreamworld"
3. "Ultimate"
>POWERGAP
4. "Starlight"
>HUGE POWERGAP
999. "Move"
Not ranked is Soul Blast, Wowzzah, and K-Wave because it's Japan, Africa, and Worst Korea exclusive. Also, Byte & Oreo because FUCK ZERO SUGAR.

>>87257618

OKAY this Pippa stream seems kino, time to stop listening to yellow woman yapping

What do tier 3 subs get?

I get the feeling those gays are homosexual

>>87257618
STINKO STANKO

Let's pray for Justin.

>>87257661
>not ranking vanilla
Awful list.

>>87257696
what's this guy's twitter again? I forgot to save it

>>87257691
Unironically this. He basically got sold to a sex cult by his parents.

>>87257696
Why does Tenma like sexually abusing other women so much? Isn't she suppose to be the straight one?

>>87257519
Yeah definitely not schizo antis like you, people give such kind, honest takes on girls they have healthy views on her here after all :^)

>>87257772
Everyone loves abusing women

>>87257766
Too big

>>87257465
The start of the tupla stream was a good example, and despite how old it is and how little I cared about the subject the old chris-chan stream was the perfect example despite the issues. Her going through the effort of actually looking into what she was going to talk about and prepping some things instead of just jumping on youtube or reddit for 2-3 hours. If I wanted to watch someone just go "omg chat?!" and laugh at some random dramafag vids I'd go watch a flesh streamer that does that shit the day it's relevant instead of days or weeks after the fact.

>>87257749
Many such cases

Jaguar Right is kind of a cool stripper name. Hag energy

>>87257696
that is great.Why can't all you be more like that anon?

>>87257772
Tenma is deeper in the closest than Uruka.

>>87257730
NTA but still

https://x.com/kannanii_

I look like Kurt Cobain. Do I have a chance with Panko?

>>87257793
That's funny considering you do the exact same thing

>>87257406
No anon you just don't get it, it's different because....you know, these are normalfag-acceptable things to obsess over.

>>87257696
https://files.catbox.moe/ltxa5d.jpg

>the second half of this year has disappeared so fast
yeah because you kept going on vacations you retard

take more

>kevin hart? he's the guy who will smith slapped

>>87257827
Is this to your taste?

>>87257772
she probably enjoys abusing men as well

>Pippa cant tell black people apart

[Pippa News]
She still cannot tell black celebrities apart.

>>87257702
Vanilla is not a special flavor. It's a regular flavor.

>>87257831
This is a rather believale rrat, because shes so performatively straight, and her taste in men is what a gay woman think straight women like "strong big muscle man".

>>87257793
Literal schizophrenic

>>87257899
she's just like me frfr

I don't like this narrator

That's what we call a humiliation ritual

>>87257889
>lumi in trouble
???

>>87257696
Why is Panko dressed as Tenma?

>>87257124
>>87257372
oh my goodness gracious

Lumi trusters literally and unironically never learn

>>87257618
wao

>>87257961
I'm retarded sorry.

>>87257980
You're really trying this again huh

>>87257889
no, where is Eimi?

>>87257874
I want to sniff Eimi's butthole

>>87257905
IT'S SPECIAL TO ME FUCK YOU!!!!

Majsoul Friends Room 63512(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=63512

>>87257749
I feel remorse for not having sympathy Bieber so much when I was younger, turns out there was a reason he went crazy.

>>87258006
I'm sure you'll tell us

>>87257124
OK BUT WHAT IF YOU PUT THIS IN AI?

>>87258047
Worst post of the day

I love my sheltered little sister

>>87257898
judging by how she reacted to the art of getting fucked by Grimm, I think tenma wants to be full nelson fucked by one of her more buff fans

>>87257899
It's difficult man

SLUT

>>87258077
And made it an anime girl shitting while shaking her ass?

>>87258100

>>87258015
HERE.

Diddy is a NIGGER

>>87257880
and somehow she still has the most hours streamed of any girl in Phase Connect you whiny fucking avatarfaggot

>>87258113

>>87257618
Contemplate.

>>87258102
>sheltered
>goes out partying all night at cons
?

>>87258089
I miss her

>>87258015

>>87258053
This. It's fucked what happened to him.
>>87258150
True.

>>87258177
Ponder

The new invaders WILL eliminate dead hours and they WILL be the thing that pushes phase into something more then the le based corpo.

>>87258156
ooh someone's upset

Wemi's stinky butthole

>>87258202
what a masterpiece

>>87258177
Going to give my Mana to da michi

>they made this video watchable
>video has something too look at other than the bipoc person
uhhh, bros?...

>>87258156
>avatarfaggot
You really just say that to anyone with a picture of a vtuber don't you

>>87258144
Amy acute, I like it

>>87258177

>>87258254
does this look stinky to you?

White bros, why do black men want to fuck us?

>>87258235
No, they will all stream during US prime time and you'll like the overlap

>>87258202
Eimi is a real one for this.

>>87258124
Kaneko "bodycounts don't matter" Lumi

>>87258235
Just watch holo live instead

>>87258254
Imagine the taste

>>87258235
They will stream at peak hours.

>>87258299
You think Wemi knows how to clean herself without assistance?

Cute >>> Sexy

>>87258285
nah only the extremely recognizable fags

>>87258226
>no tat
It doesn't really matter what my personal view on tattoos is, Yuu has one and therefore any art of her that doesn't have it is simply inaccurate

>>87258299
how did she get out of her diapers

>>87258235
How many times have you said this now

>>87258235
first part good
second part very bad

Pippa is my favorite nigga news commentator. She provides the hottest, freshest nigga news updates.

>>87258105
where?

>>87258316
your catalog thread not doing too well eh little buddy?

>>87258226
Envisage

>>87258403
I don't have the non-cropped version

>>87258456
WOAH!

>>87258456

>>87258456
WAO

>>87258456

>>87258456
Tetas

>>87255145
>>87255224
>>87255336

Does sex feel any good?

>>87258456
woah

Is 50cent a phase-friend?

>>87258456
Finally a good post

>>87258573
No.

>>87258456

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>>87258609
>using a gun to try and kill 50 cent
You FOOL Nasa, he takes reduced damage from bullets!

the main thing I'm learning from P Diddy conspiracies is that schizos are in every community, even Black twitter.

I think The Great Wall is lame

>>87258456
>>87258560
WOA

What did smugalana say about lumi exactly or was it just as lumi read from chat about her loving her

good work capipis
>>87257865

>>87258554
Overrated

>>87258609

>>87258662
Sounds more like you are the schizo