/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Purin!

Meru is such a precious treasure! I long for the day I can formally pledge my life to her, when we kiss in marriage to seal our lifelong bond to each other. We'll spend little moments of our lives just making sweet gestures of affection, taking in all the sensations we give each other. I yearn to run my fingers through Meru's silky hair, stroking her soft kissable cheeks. Holding her close under the blanket during a chilly winter night, the heat from our bodies keeping each other warm, as she gently hums in her sleep during a pleasant dream. Meru makes everything fun as long as she's around. I want to go on an adventure with her! I'd hold her hand as we merrily stroll through the forest or along the beach, chatting about trivial things as our bellies are full with alcohol we shared from the bottle. She'd drunkenly tease me in her lovely bratty way, and I'd put her in her place by throwing her to the ground and pleasuring her with my mouth. I'd enjoy the sound of her giggles as I kiss her lips and neck, then bury my face in her stomach. I'd take her right then and there if she wanted. But I'd be content to just kiss her passionately and whisper into her ear how much I love her. I'll do whatever makes her happy because her happiness makes me happy! I want to be Meru's one and only soulmate! She's an angel that deserves the world and I can't get enough of her. I love you, Meru!

Reposting for this thread

Ok, so the next step for is to start the poll to decide the team members.There are these suggestions:

>Panini press
>Kallin's ass
>Meruposting/I love Meru!
>Thirsty flower Mio
>Purin is doing X on Discord!
>Char's feet
>Hanabi is a boy (female)
>Orla's chair
>Holopapa/Intern-kun
>Asians only
>Hands
>Mogu
>SLIMED/Your oshi belongs to me
>Monsterfucking
>Kana was part of a company?
>Mauser C96
>Yandere Meru
>Calmon
>Yuuna's slender fingers in my asshole
>A Hag Slumber Party
>The Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved The World
>Retired Ojiisan
>Menhera Episode
>The Coof
>Hiatus
>Can't stop jacking off to Purin
>Meru's stash
>Quadruple Amputee loli Slugma
>Dead rrat
>What's a Slugma
>PPP's PP
>Audition Tourist
>Purin is ded
>Spending $4000 on rocks
>Brat Bat
>Where are my voice packs?

Add your suggestions. Also needed:
- Anthem (Which song represents this general best?)
- Goal Horn (Which sound should be used to celebrate?)
- Motto
- Logo

I will run the first poll tomorrow 9:00 AM EDT
If >we hurry we might make it to the deadline, September 1.

Still no voice packs...

>>8674837
Dute (dumb and cute) would be another suggestion.

>Anthem (Which song represents this general best?)
Mio's original song Chapter, maybe?
>Goal Horn (Which sound should be used to celebrate?)
Kallin has to have made some dumb air horn noises that would be perfect. Maybe I can try to find them.
>Motto
Would "Nyaho" be too short? If it needs to be longer, maybe Slugma's "THE PURPOSE OF A COMPANY IS TO MAKE MONEY".
>Logo
Tsunderia Crown, obviously.

Merrrr, MERRRRR, I have a cat, MERRRRRR.

>>8677191
Meru is cute.
Meru is cute!

>>8677191
Meru! (forma de la Corea)

>>8677655
Is that the Tsunderia crown below her neck?

>>8677804
Honestly, I saw the crown motif and wondered if the artist was working on Meru and On's models at the same time and got confused.

Guys, I am done, I can't stop doing it. Purin's voice, everything reminds me of her voice and I just can't do it anymore. Yesterday when I started my car, the engine started going poof and all I could hear was "pu pu pu~" So I had to go jerk off again to take it out of my system. When I was walking down the street, I heard a guy say "yo" to his mate and I just had to jerk off to the idea of Purin saying "Dayo", right there in the middle of the street. When the police arrested me for masturbating in public again, I just couldn't stop thinking about Purin calling me a "virgin loser", and I just had to jerk off with the cuffs on. So when the cops were done beating me and calling me a freak, I had to spend the whole week in jail, I cried so much because I couldn't watch or listen to Purin's delicious voice. My jailmates were nice, they called me "loco" which means something like "hero" in swedish because I jerked off in front of a cop after he arrested me, but enough of that. Back to Purin, when I was finally released I decided to take care of my garden since I was in jail for a while and couldn't take care of my flowers, but alas I heard my neighbour laughing, her voice reminded me of Purin's very own voice, I just had to unload right there on my tulips. They died because of it, and now the ground is salted by my seeds, nothing can grow there anymore outside of cactus-human hybrids. My whole life is pain, I just do it again and again and again, everyday, EVERY DAY, again and again. I wanted to end it all, to end my suffering, but when I pointed my gun at my own self.. I thought about Purin's love of guns and just had to rub one out again, my semen caused the gun to jam on me, I'm guessing the salt in my nut was the cause of it. Purin's love of guns saved me, maybe it's a sign that I should go out and spread the word of Purin's delicate voice? Or maybe I'm just overthinking all of that.. What should I do anon? I don't wanna go to jail again for masturbating to Purin but I can't stop, I just can't.. It's impossible to stop, her voice is just too strong for me, it's bullying me everyday, her bratty attitude is causing me so much suffering. Yet I just can't stop doing it, I know she is laughing at me, I know she'll never understand what it's like for us, Purin wankers. She just keep teasing us, is it a game for her? Is ruining our life by being a pure auditory semen demon just a hobby of hers? What does she gain from it? Amusement or perhaps bemusement? It doesn't matters anyway, I won't stop, I can't stop. This witch put a spell on me, on all of us and no amount of milk is going to pull this fire out. This fire was within all of us all along, she just knew how to exploit it better than anyone else before, perhaps we should just accept our fate and let her drain us of the last remains of our life. Nothing can be done about it..

>>8674837
>Goal Horn
Is there an extended cut of Purin's smug litle pupupupu? That would be perfect

Kallin seems like the kind of woman I could just exist with.

>>8683348
It's common knowledge that Yuuna is the GFE/zatsudan master, but Kallin has such a relaxed vibe to her compared to the clumsy mess that is Yuuna's existence

>>8683348
Same, I feel like I could do anything with her and it would be fun and easygoing. Kallin if you’re reading this please marry me.

>>8674837
I feel like What's a Slugma should just be called Slugma seeing as the name itself is a /here/ thing and she has so many memes attached to her at this point.
Other player suggestions
>They definitely fucked (Yuuna and Kallin)
>Mama Orla
>Hanababy
As for the anthem, I now associate this song with Tsunderia because of Kallin so I'll nominate it
https://youtu.be/Us3cGQs0Q8A
Also, Slugma goal horn
https://youtu.be/aaktsSampdY

>>8674837
More team members:
>Forgot to fugging save
>Husband application
>Boiling coke out of your neck
>Dumb fugg
>Wearing heels to school
>Bottle of soju
>Toe censor tape
>Sea shanteys are banned

Anthem:
Walk this way - RUNDMC & Aerosmith
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B_UYYPb-Gk

Goal Horn: Urara Sanrio Sweet Days Screaming
1:21:30 and 1:21:54
https://youtu.be/xU26iXxBQVo?t=4890

Logo
this one >>8677021

>>8691661
>https://youtu.be/xU26iXxBQVo?t=4890
I love this autistic screaming womanchild

>>8692394
Truly the best figurehead a company could hope to have

>>8692394
No wonder Tsunderia is a sinking ship if she's a manager

VOTE NOW FOR THE /TSUNDERIA/ TEAM ROSTER SPOTS

https://poal.me/x33d0u
https://poal.me/x33d0u
https://poal.me/x33d0u
https://poal.me/x33d0u

Feel free to add your own suggestion as well!

Now to endure 60 hours without Meru...
I look forward to seeing her smile, the adorable way she squints her eyes when she's really happy. Her angelic laughs, her heart-melting statements of affection for her fans. Meru, I love you so much.

>>8695277
Voted

>>8695277
Voted

Purin menhera hours is somethin else

>>8695277
Suggest replacing Panini press with panini mating press

>>8698335
But panini mating press is already on there and has less votes...

>>8699292
because I added it after the poll was opened...

>>8698335
Makes the joke too obvious

>>8698151
Are Purin menhera hours between midnight and 11:59 PM?

Gonna be honest I can't help but wonder what Miori felt watching the HoloEN2 debuts. Maybe she already knew ahead of time, but it must feel great seeing your friends succeed. She definitely was happy judging by her tweets.

>>8700463
>maybe she already knew
Of course she knew.

>>8700463
Her old papa and Miori exchanged tweets over it too, I think they already knew and probably why she didn’t get poached to Tsunderia as well

When's Purin going to finally stream H-games!

>>8701435
She can do them on Pomf, Celesse did a playthrough of uncensored Nekopara on there.

I got banned for sending my dick pics to Purin LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>8702416

>>8702416
bruh...

>>8702416
Based! Purin will surrender to cock!

New orla edited content!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y4q-zQoRzU
>recently had a near-death experience in a car
Tsunderia curse-san, please lay off...

>>8702416
Purin likes huge dicks. Guess you weren't up to her standards. And neither am I, probably.

>>8702416
If you want to constantly break containment like a retard go watch Beatani or something

>>8705524
Orla's deadpan voice over kusoge footage makes me feel like I'm watching a Cr1tikal video from ten years ago

>>8708156
It really does feel like a Cr1tikal video holy shit, I love it

>>8700463
I'm out of the loop because I don't watch hololive anything anymore, what are you talking about?

>>8709814
The chaos loli rrat was the knockoff Violet Evergarden in MyHolo gen 2 with Miori

>>8709928
I wonder how much papaholo is seething right now. Has he been spotted in the rat threads?

>>8709928
Oooh, so that's where she went.

>>8702416
Hope you enjoyed Purin laughing AT you and not WITH you when your fanfics were being read on stage

>>8710014
Intern-kun only cares about the fall of Tsunderia

>>8713691
Intern-kun might just get what he wants. Hanabi and Orla have already been around for nearly a month, and despite being part of an already established company, are only on par with Cyberlive, which is a complete newcomer. Not to mention that they get completely mogged by how well Phase Connect was doing after a month, despite also being completely new on the scene. I know we all want to take our hopium pills, but there is a serious problem here and there's no solution in sight. Tsunderia is stagnating, plain and simple. If Tsunderia doesn't stop stagnating, then it will die. I don't see any good reason to believe gen 3 will change things, they will likely be just as much of a flop as gen 2. Let's face it, Tsunderia is just unable to keep up with the competition. Get ready for your oshi to go indie or jump ship to a better company soon

>>8714163
>Tsunderia is stagnating
Agreed completely.
>If Tsunderia doesn't stop stagnating, then it will die
Not necessarily. I don't know their numbers, but I have to imagine they're operating in the black, which is something that Prism at least can't say. Cap has some deep pockets to offset that for now, but that still doesn't bode well for his long-term plan if he can't turn Yura, Shiki, and Luto into a net positive. That's the whole reason why Slugma was even hired in the first place. Don't underestimate stability in a volatile market.
>Tsunderia is just unable to keep up with the competition
In terms of marketing, absolutely. In terms of streaming talent, as subjective as that is, I would completely disagree. They're at least on par with Prism in that respect, and miles ahead of every other agency. The problem that Tsunderia has had ever since Char stopped streaming is discoverability. Re/Verse largely, if not completely, pulled fans that were already in the Tsunderia umbrella, but no one outside that umbrella ever talks about them. They need fans new to Tsunderia as a whole. We usually attribute that to lack of clippers, which surely is part of it, but there's got to be more to it that the other startups figured out, and I really hope Tsunderia figures it out soon.
>Get ready for your oshi to go indie or jump ship to a better company soon
With how close all the girls are, it would be a rrat-level betrayal for one of them to go indie now. They either all leave together (and start fresh with new models in the case of Purin and Kallin, presumably. Meru has her old account, and Yuuna and Mio own their characters), or they all stay. I refuse to believe that their chemistry would be so easy to break

https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1430998507083616264
hanababy is a grandma...

>>8715375
>FOUR break days
Hanabi just really doesn't care about Tsunderia, does she?

>>8715480
Isn’t that the same for Miori and Yuuna on a week break right now?

>>8715547
Mio and Yuuna are both dealing with college. Hanabi hasn't had THAT many children with me yet, she has no excuse.

>>8700998
When did this happen?

>>8714163
>>8715043
To me it feels like Tsunderia's just working on building themselves up slowly over time rather than banking on explosive growth like the other agencies are.

>>8715043
Both Prism and Phase-Connect has had great success with shorts and self-promotion. Yet Tsunderia had barely tried it.

>>8715043
>(and start fresh with new models in the case of Purin and Kallin

I believe that in one of the early Q&A streams with Char and that S-Train guy it was said that if Tsunderia ever went under, the talents would get to keep and use their models as indies so there is that at least.

>>8716691
Hasn't Prism been heavily in the red since its inception?

>>8717099
That's if the company dissolves, which it doesn't appear as if they're in danger of doing

>>8717640
Yea that's why I brought it up. The only way I could see all the girls leaving is if it did dissolve which, as you said, it doesn't seem like we have to worry about.

>>8717526
According to Captain, yeah. Presumably he can keep it afloat for a long time with his own money, but it's not self-sufficient yet.

No matter what happens to Tsunderia, the girls will always support each other, and I'll always support the girls. I'll especially always support Meru, my precious angel! My love for her is undying, and I'll follow her whereever she goes. Even if the whole world is turned against her, I'll be at her back. Even if she feels like there's no hope, I'll be there to lift her up and push her forward. I always want to cheer for her, to comfort her, to give Heer my while heart so that her own heart is always warm. Meru love!

No matter what happens to Tsunderia, the girls will always support each other, and I'll always support the girls. I'll especially always support Meru, my precious angel! My love for her is undying, and I'll follow her whereever she goes. Even if the whole world is turned against her, I'll be at her back. Even if she feels like there's no hope, I'll be there to lift her up and push her forward. I always want to cheer for her, to comfort her, to give her my whole heart so that her own heart is always warm. Meru love!

I needed a good dose of Purin and was also a lil horny so I went back to her RFA stream. God, her moans and pants made me so damn horny. It was even hotter knowing just how easy it would be to rape her. I couldn't help myself from jacking off to it. That's one of only 2 RFA streams I've been able to jack it to.

I haven't caught any Hanabi streams since she debuted because they're always at 3am for me, recommend me some vods

>>8721936
He's boring in all his streams

is it true Purin is a flip?

>>8722826
She's said it many times. I think we know the ethnicities of every Tsun girl except Orla (and Slugma? All I know is she's Asian).

>>8722826
I'm sorry you had to find out this way, anon

>>8722826
Yes, she's a flippin' great vtuber

>>8705524
I hope she does more of these they are really good

So Char just stopped caring about having a Vtuber model why is she still a tusnderia Vtuber? Is it because she has the most subs?

>>8674837
>>8677021
>>8691661

As for the logo I don't think it can be the same as the company. What do you think about this one?

>>8733404
whoa, I like that a lot! nice job

>>8730480
She's still management, even if she's not streaming.

>>8733960
No I get she’s management I didn’t say why she’s still here I’m saying why is she still a Vtuber?

Bros I just love Purin so much, there's nothing I want more than for her to lead an invasion on my homeland, capture me, and execute me for fun like the dirty little pig I am. I just won't accept dying by any means other than Purin putting a bullet through my skull, and the last thing I hear is her signature "pupupu~" that tolled the bell on many men before me. Even if she also killed the rest of my family I could forgive her so long as she reminds me how pathetic I am before she pulls the trigger on me. I'll die happy if Purin is the one to end my life

>>8733404
Hey, that's pretty damn cool

>>8735370
Char loves having her clique of vtuber friends.

>>8735370
She does rare guerilla streams on Twitch, but it's still fucked that whatever momentum they had after Kana left, she essentially killed by going on indefinite hiatus. I know it was probably for health reasons since she has other life responsibilities, but it still doomed the company to mediocrity for the foreseeable future

>>8735370
How's she gonna groupie with Domo and the tranny if she's not a V-tuber?

>>8721936
Good art stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akZpSmwyrhM

Good karaoke stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YZSKpqflg

Good gameplay stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbs3xR6C1wQ

I'm not selling my hanabicoin any time soon. She's going to grow into an absolute force as a VTuber

>>8740748
>>8740626
I mean I doubt they’d stop talking to her if she wasn’t a Vtuber.

>>8741193
What do you want her to do?
"Hello I have an announcement. I am no longer a vtuber. I am an online internet character now."

>>8735370
ura also doesnt stream regularly, she’s still considered a vtuber, no?

How did Char get so big in the first place? She feels like a pretty low key personality

>>8743868
One word
>Putt-Putt

In all seriousness, her early streams were super entertaining and unique. Putt-Putt, Alien: Isolation, and VA-11 Hall-A were all incredible. The Smash tournament was a lot of fun, too. She can even sing really well on top of everything else.

Char please come back. Tsunderia needs you. We need you. I need you...

*Ahem*
MERU LOVE!

>>8744024
Did we listen to the same karaoke streams? Her singing is one of the worst in Tsunderia. Char has niche gunpla streams, good networking, and got popular when the market was less saturated.

>>8710014
surprisingly internchama has been very quiet, wonder why. thought he’d call her a backstabber too by now

>>8745443
I guess it's possible I'm looking back with rose-colored glasses, but "one of the worst in Tsunderia" is still pretty damn good objectively. In terms of singing ability, Tsunderia mogs every other agency out there. They could make the best VTuber idol group in existence with Miori, Purin, Char, Meru, and Hanabi if the company cared about that sort of thing. Seems like a waste to have these great singers and only come out with covers three times a year

>>8745607
That’s true, Tsunderia as a whole has a great talent pool. Char sounds better in her cover with Purin but her karaokes are painful to listen to since they’re usually off tune and she has a weaker voice. Covers don’t seem like they have great return and Tsunderia isn’t an idol agency.

>>8746543
They might have better return if Tsunderia promoted them at all. Or did anything to promote themselves outside of their own little bubble. If you have all that talent, what good does it do if no one knows about it?

>>8746677
you suggest they make promotion tweets on their official twitter, or…?
i dont think covers can be run as ads, doesnt that step into some copyright shit

>>8742522
Sure go for it.
>>8743267
Except the slug streams with a model Char has been doing hand stream for the past few weeks. That’s the difference.

>>8744024
There’s a comment on one of her popular videos that said they thought she was apart of Hololive so I guess looking like Haachama was also a boost.

>>8746927
If it was straight stolen content, then yeah. But take a look at the video description of the Kallin x Yuuna "Getcha" cover. At the bottom, there's that section that includes Music in this video which has the information on the original artists and license holders. Most music publishers have this deal with YouTube that means that any ad revenue generated by the video goes to them and not the video uploader, which avoids any copyright disputes or possible DMCA claims. That should also apply to videos used as advertisements unless I've totally misread Google's advertising policies

>>8747135
Clipbro here.
My analytics for any of Char's feet clip say half the traffic comes from people searching "haachama" "Haato feet" "haachama feet stream"

>>8740993
Thanks, I'll check these out

>>8747112
She's been doing hand stuff like eating cake and gunpla hasn't she? Of course you would use hand cam for those.

>>8744510
Meru love!
I'm so happy to know her. She's a sweet, adorable goddess that ought to have everyone in the world by her side. Whenever she shows us what's going on in her heart, it makes we want to protect and cherish her at any cost. My heart feels like it's pushing its way out of my chest, because it demands to be given to her. I need to put a ring on Meru so that I can share my whole body and mind with her until the end of time!

Purin is playing Gartic Phone with Lyrica and a bunch of other Filipino VTubers
https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin

>>8753651
Big collabs are retarded, everyone just talks over each other and they're not fun to listen to. Poor Purin

>>8753651
>m*les
pass

>>8754915
While true, it's a chance to show off how great she is to a larger audience than normal. It's one of the few times Tsunderia has that opportunity, and she's doing a great job. Purin and Meru have both grown into amazing entertainers and I'm really proud to have gotten the chance to seen their journey.

TSUNDERIA LOVE

The Gartic Phone collab seemed hectic, but I'm glad Purin had fun with it.

>>8757424
jk she's back
https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin

Purin's drawings are pure soul

>>8747551
kek

Hanabi!!!

Purin is too precious

>>8762156
Tsunderia girls have really nice eyes

One more day without Meru... I can be patient for her. She's more than worthy of any wait, no matter how long. She's the most precious thing on Earth. I'll greet her with open arms when I see her again. I love you, Meru!

Purin laughing so hard she can't breathe makes life worth living. If she hadn't come back from the hospital, the world would be a much worse place. Bless this cursed pudding dog

>Kallin's gonna stream PvZ
>Kallin's gonna stream earlier than 1am my time
Based bat

What an amazing stream. Hopefully the VODs from the other members stay up, everything was fucking hilarious.

>>8766510
Start clipping those gartic gifs

>>8733404
I really like this

Orla 1 Month Anniversary and Monetization
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_M4VaU7pJs

>>8768671
thassa lotta gobbos

Orla is such a sweetheart, I love her

>>8733404
That's dope as hell

>>8769827
Man, Orla really looks better in every piece of artwork that ISN'T her model

>>8772073
No kidding. Her sprite in the RPG is pure sex. I think Tsunderia just needs to hire better riggers.

>>8754915
>poor Purin
The stream isn’t even about her.

>>8772445
And? Doesn't matter what the stream is about or who it's centered around, if there's too many people to the point of some participants not being able to speak then it's a problem. A good host can accommodate all their guests. I'm glad Purin had fun with the game but assuming you were even watching the stream then you already saw how uncomfortable she was.

>>8772949
Especially compared to her early collabs, she did amazing in this one. She had fun with the drawings, laughed a ton, and clearly was enjoying the experience of being around her friends. I would go so far as to say that her and Lyrica were the two standout participants, although I'm admittedly biased towards the pudding pup

Kallin killing zombos with sentient fauna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgAZBPVGQgM

>>8774882
*flora. Fuck I'm incredibly retarded

I can't believe Purin is having FUN on discord stage and talking about the VERY CUTE PET SHE SAW TODAY. Can you believe it? She is having a wholesome conversation about her favourite kind of cookies! HER FAVOURITE KIND OF COOKIES! Can you fucking believe it? She is talking about wholesome stuff and about how great life is. This disgusting pervert is talking about PETTING A CAT! A CAT!! Can you fucking believe!? A FUCKING CAT! She is being wholesome and nice on discord stage and that's GROSS! Which one of us is going to send this to Slugma? She must know all the terrible deeds Purin is doing on her discord stage, like when she baked a cake.. A FUCKING CAKE! SHE BROKE A BUNCH OF EGGS AND PUT MILK AND FLOUR IN A BOWL AND FUCKING COOKED IT ALL TOGETHER!!! CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? What a fucking degenerate! How do you think Tsunderia is going to punish her for her illegal production of "precious moments"? PURIN HATE!

This stream is already quite the experience

Which level of PvZ do you get this flower in?

>Architecture lessons with Kallin

Fucking Donna.

God I love it when Kallin gets bratty. She's no match for Purin but she's still a good brat

Kallin's getting cravings, she really is pregigante

Post your favorite Tsunderia reaction pics bros

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>>8786097
Cropped

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>>8790200
Anyone know what template was used for the card?

>>8790303
I screencapped it from the show "Bakuon!!"

>>8791190
We should use it to make monster fucker permits

>>8695277

POLL OFFICIALLY CLOSED!

~36 hours have passed which means the roster has been selected! Now is time to decide who will be the captain, the top positions, and who will be in the bench!

https://poal.me/vo1tmg
https://poal.me/vo1tmg
https://poal.me/vo1tmg
https://poal.me/vo1tmg

VOTE NOW FOR THE TEAM CAPTIAN!
In the meantime, please discuss how to best represent the players chosen. Please provide pngs too for the models if possible!

>>8793357
How much can you customize players? is there an online preview tool?

>>8793573
It can get pretty wild

>>8793357
You're all voting for What's a Slugma, right?

>>8785561

>>8793357
Shouldn't team captain be decided separately?

>>8762156
You don't know how happy this image makes me anon. I hope good things happen to you

>>8794980
This is how it is usually done I believe.
Nothing wrong with withdrawing votes.
I will close this one in 24h.

>>8795699
I'm just not sure it's particularly representative. There are players like Asians Only and Hiatus that I'd definitely like to see on the starting roster but that I don't think would really fit as team captain.

Why is Hanabi always ou of breath is he daijobu?

>>8796194
The captain of /wvt/ is the chicken channel so its daijobu.

>>8796369
That makes perfect sense though, the chickens are the heart and soul of /wvt/

Threw a few aesthetic ideas together
>>Spending $4000 on rocks
Stock 3D boulder model retextured to look like the Kallin rock
>Thirsty Flower
Mio's face pasted over the 3D model of the sunflower from PvZ
>Monsterfucking
Dude with an Urara/Purin monster fucker permit for a head

>>8798221
The flower one might be a bit of a challenge but maybe there is some model from other teams that can be borrowed

Hanabi playing horror games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBUe4WVHVts

So is Hanabi actually a little boy or…

>>8801894
He's the most rapeable shota that Slugma could find

>>8802123
Gonna need the slug to stop grooming these young men.

>>8802412
Slug got the idea from one of Char's Silicon Valley friends, to encourage worker retention and prevent burnout she purchased a raping boy from Thailand that she could fly between the talents to meet their needs. PPP demanded that they had to turn him into a streamer so that the purchase was tax-deductible. Orla was originally just gonna be another DLC

>>8709928
So you're saying that there's now 2 rrats who betrayed Tsunderia?

>>8796223
I think she's fine. She's sounded like that in her karaoke streams and she can still hit those insanely high notes. I think it's just her speaking pattern

I like how Hanabi is super chill and all but doesn't mind dropping some random "fucks" out of nowhere, they aren't even angry fucks she just says fuck

>>8803959
Was it a betrayal really?

>>8809666
Not in the case of Baelz, certainly. She never had any interaction with Tsunderia except one collab with Kallin while still with MyHolo. We'll never know what really happened in private with Ria though

>>8809324
It's so nice. Her cadence and everything about her demeanor is really comfy

>>8803959
She can’t betray something she was never apart of. She’s actually smart she auditioned for Hololive then waited to actually be excepted. Instead of just joining a company auditioning then leaving early.

I love Purin's feet so much, I just want her to step on my face! Can you imagine what it would feel like if she put her heel in your mouth and started pressing your nose with her foot until it hurts? That would be heaven! I Just can't stop imagining her foot ball pressing against my eyes until it starts to sting just a little bit.. Just imagine how much her foot would sweat and just her spraying it all over your face, yes please! Imagine the look on her face when she realise that you got a hard-on from her stepping on you, I bet she would find disgusting but also arousing. Imagine Purin stepping on you and getting turned on just as much as you, what colour of nailpolish do you think she would use for that kind of stuff? I totally imagine her using a bright red or going no-polish for that kind of stuff. Do you think her feet would start smelling like your face? I always thought Purin had a dominatrix style to her, do you think she is into feet stuff? Should I ask her? God, her military outfit turns me on so fucking much I just can't hold it anymore! PLEASE PURIN STEP ON MY FACE!!! LET ME LICK YOUR TOES AND CLEAN YOUR FEET!!

>>8799578
The sunflower model is available on Models Resource so it shouldn't be too difficult

Purin playing VR Chat
https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin

>>8817768
her prups are so fucking hot omg

We're in
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tsun/

>>8819197
I still need to update the roster before we are officially accepted.
Also, how should Hiatus and Asians Only be represented?

>>8819561
>Hiatus
Completely invisible
>Asians Only
Maybe a player with a globe for a head but only Asia on it?

>>8819561
Hiatus should be something like an empty gamer chair.

>>8819561
Hiatus could be an empty schedule or something, I like >>8819639 this idea for Asians only

https://twitter.com/matsuromeru/status/1431334377699659776
I want Meru to smile down at me and laugh innocently as I pick her tiny body up and twirl her around, before pulling her in and peppering her with kisses!
I want her to smile down at me and giggle not-so-innocently as she rides my face, furiously shaking her hips back and forth to grind her pussy into my mouth. I'll train her to be dominant and give her funny a good munching any time she wants. I want Meru so bad!

New clips! Watch and Like!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0YGz-0BCE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9mUGrGb2sA

>>8822706
That whole stream was so fucking good

>>8785561
Late but there was a lack of Orla

>>8785561
I want to smooch her!

>>8745571
It would be suicidal to raise a ruckus

Tsunderia Love!

>>8747551
Tsunderia third gen is going to have a kinky girl with a foot fetish avatar

Meru love! I belong by her side for the rest of my life! I'm so happy to be seeing her again tonight. I missed her so much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWmm115hT8M
Mio uploaded a new clip

PURIN LOVE
KALLIN LOVE
MERU LOVE
ORLA LOVE

'Ate hiatuses
'Ate rrats
'Ate interns (not racist just don't like em)

Luv me bugs
Luv me slime
Luv Tsunderia

Simple as

>>8829330
based

>>8829010
Orla and Purin are lacking gaming genmates and these 4 as a subunit would be pure kino.

Not to mention she said they joked about them coming out with a minecraft song cover that we unironically need.

I love Meru! I want to feed her fries by hand and sneak some onion rings in among them so she will eat some fuggin veggies!

>>8829869
>>8829010

Tsunderia Gamers play Dead by Daylight as all survivors

>>8829330
Based

https://twitter.com/umiushiurara/status/1431654741449269252?s=20
TSUNBROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD

>>8831550
She's just assblasted because everyone is taller than her and Meru was gonna bully her by wearing heels.

>>8831550
S-shes joking right bros?

>>8831625
Nope. MyHolo wins after all.

https://twitter.com/umiushiurara/status/1431654741449269252?s=20

Is she talking about Tsunderia or was she secretly answering someone else similar to how Phase-Connect does their /here/ replies?

>>8831837
Nah she's just mad she's short and Meru was gunna mog her with heels

URARA IS SHITPOSTING ON TWITTER
TSUNDERIA IS DOOMED

>>8832123
https://twitter.com/umiushiurara/status/1431654645513048070
WHAT THE FUCK BROS I CAN'T BELIEVE SLUGMA LITERALLY WANTS TO KILL MERU I NEED TO SAAAAAAAAAAAVE

Orla Dead By Daylight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVYjkeVpTc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVYjkeVpTc
Orla is currently kissing our ears through the mic

>lives in a place with a lot of noise
The "she lives with her kids" rrat is TRUE

>Assumed Urara was either average height or slightly above
>She's actually a shortstack
I M A G I N E

Orla's ability to engage with chat, provide running game commentary, and stay entertaining is really impressive

>>8832193
>Urara is unironically the shortest person in Tsunderia, even shorter than Meru and Purin
>She's also a short stack
>She's currently having offline hangout with Mio and Meru and getting bullied to hell and back
My dick isn't going to survive this

Sluglets...

https://twitter.com/matsuromeru/status/1431443704368312326

BIG DICK ENERGY

>>8831550
Found the next thread OP

>>8829010
They're not REAL gamers until they do a Quake collab

>>8836994
Purin's a real gamer cause she's said nigger before, but the other 3 definitely need to prove themselves

>>8837058
Nice rrat
clip ?

>>8837172
It hasn't happened on stream, but she did say that when she started streaming she had to train herself to not say "no-no words" (I believe this was in her first Dead Space stream). She also nearly uses the -fag suffix in every other stream, said femoid, almost said Jewtube, and almost said the n word. (Was a discord stream so no clip). Given that she also all but outright admits to using 4chan, there's no doubt that she has said nigger. If it weren't career-ending, I'd love to hear her say it, because I bet it sounds super cute in her voice

>>8837058
I'll be satisfied with chink or spic. Though if Meru says nigger, I'll marry her twice over.

>>8838053
anon, even Meru has standards.

>>8837739
That’s Odd.

>>8838053
>Chink
Meru is allowed to say that one

>>8838785
Yep, I'll be less impressed (but still quite a bit) if she says this. She can ease herself into the gamer language this way.

>>8838257
Perfectly normal for a flip

>Meanwhile in /wvt/

>>8841587
ANOTHER ONE GETS SLIMED
HOW DOES SLUGMA DO IT?

>>8841587
BAH GAWD

I want to like sit down with Hanabi somewhere and talk about stuff

>>8842184
And then suck his cute shota cock afterwards!

>>8842728
Sure if he wants that bros do that

>>8842728
I call dibs on his fine bussy.

https://twitter.com/matsuromeru/status/1431742349017849866
They're gonna fuck all night. God, I wish I were there!

>Mio and Meru have consumed the bugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbjpvdAWPxo
More comfy zombie time with Kallin

>>8841587
> Pov your beloved one belongs to me, Koragi

>>8847751

>>8847606
I love this game and I love Kallin

>>8846393
I was looking forward to it... oh well, I'll just need to watch someone else.

>>8850839
Watch Hanabi draw, of course!

>>8851057
How the fuck is he so kissable?

>>8851816
It's his smile

>>8846393
Mio and Meru could be manhandling Urara's tiny body RIGHT NOW

>>8793357
POLLS OFFICIALLY CLOSED
Team captain: Asians Only!
With this /tsun/ can officially enter the /vt/ league!

Now choose the Anthem!
https://poal.me/h2kxln
https://poal.me/h2kxln
https://poal.me/h2kxln
https://poal.me/h2kxln

Feel free to add a suggestion as well! Since there is no hard deadline for this one I will let it run till monday 9:00 AM ET.
Also suggest as many noises as you like for unique sound horns, alternate anthems, and else!
Check other teams for examples: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page

>>8854143
Suggesting this again for Slugma Balls goalhorn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaktsSampdY

Hanabi!!! Drawing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ1G5WgwUa4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ1G5WgwUa4
Get in here

her sleepy sex voice.... VRO

his sleepy sex voice.... VRO

https://twitter.com/asagiriyua/status/1431798849497145344?s=20
IMAGINE THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>8854143
We need Purin's prups, and Meru's "DUM FUGG!!"

>>8857311
>ywn be yua

> realizing that despite all the odds,Hanabi is still a poor girl from Jakatar
....Vros....

>>8858356
is there an indon vtuber that isn't a spoiled ojou?

>>8858457
Risu got that Aceh accent iirc,I'm not Indon but I'm from the region so I kinda know the situation there

> I can just marry someone and get a green card
IT'S OVER BROS.....

>>8859937
It's okay, I'll take care of Hanabi for you

>>8859937
Relatable

>>8859937
BURGERS KEEP ON WINNING

> you never had a chance with her in the first place
being a SEAnigger fucking sucks all our women are marrying wiggers

God how can a boy be this cute.

>>8860788
Slugma's shota sensors are unparalleled

Where did Slugma find a little Indo boy?

>>8864829
Indonesia I assume. The real question is how the boy cuter than all the girls

Bros... I'm a man and I think Hanabi turned me gay

I don't like this rrat.

The one girl you can be sure won't betray you is Orla, she mentioned in today's stream that she doesn't date

yua, slugma, mio, meru drunk twitcasting
https://twitcasting.tv/asagiriyua

>meru's shorter than slugma confirmed

cute MERU
CUTE

>>8866356
She's probably taller than me

>>8866742
jesus how short can you be

>yandere hanabi
Pls I have a big need of that

WHY IS HANABI SO FUCKING CUTE

you can't relax in kaillin's streams, she will roast you if you give her the opportunity

>>8868263
Roast back pussy.

zero, stop being a containment-breaking doublenigger

>>8866186
They are really drunk.

>8+8+8 is 16
yua...

>>8866186
did i just hear a dude

>>8869490
Yes Anon look down you’re a dude too.

>>8869490
It was me, sorry I will keep quiet

why on every girls night is gay dude rly?

>>8869722
Can't tell if you're ESL or drunk like they are

>>8869490
I joined late but I'm reasonably sure that was Pearlish
https://twitter.com/_pearlish/

is that the call to prayer I occasionally hear in Hanabi's background?

>>8870586
No idea. I only speak American

One of these girls popped up in my recs and now I'm intrigued. Redpill me on Tsunderia

>>8866356
Mogged as always.
>>8879729
Maybe.

>>8865757
Orla doesn't date because she's already married and has five kids

>>8879805
I like the design of this one. Is she good?
https://youtu.be/aDJ_SSHA-Aw

>>8879894
Kallin is great, cutest chuuni
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZu2sEZSwis

>>8879729
The oldest English VTuber agency still around. They have one of the widest varieties of personalities in their lineup, so no matter what kind of VTuber you're into, they will have something to cater to your tastes

Gen. 0:
>Hoshino Charlotte
Gunpla expert and company manager. Used to stream a lot more regularly, and the few streams she does now are usually handcam stuff on Twitch. Drinks a lot of alcohol and knows almost everyone in the VTuber world somehow

>Inukai Purin
Filipino doggirl. Has a mouth like a sailor but a heart of gold and the voice of an angel. The most tsundere in the company. Can't handle horror or depictions of kissing. Recovering from covid after it killed her aunt and mother. Has the worst life RNG imaginable

Gen. 1: TsunQuest
>Yazaki Kallin
Chuuni bat/demon. Strikes the balance between gamer and zatsudan streamer. Will eventually marry and live with Nini Yuuna. Gets along with everyone and isn't afraid to laugh at herself or others depending on the situation

>Matsuro Meru
Cute mailgirl from the Void. irl idol. Plays mostly kusogames but makes them incredibly fun. Has a pet crow named Muni. Pretty bad life RNG but she always tries her best to make everyone smile

>Nini Yuuna
Bread girl. Zatsudan queen. Even gaming streams turn into zatsudans somehow. Extremely soft and comforting voice. Clumsiest person on the planet. Most experienced streamer in the company

>Miori Celesta
Runs a tavern but drinks most of her stock. Has a slime named Mogu. Incredibly talented singer and producer. Easily the most freaky and babiest of the group

Gen. 2: Re/Verse
>Orla Gan Ceann
Dullahan that radiates intense dommy mommy energy. Incredibly smooth voice. Biggest gamer in the company. Plays mostly PS1-era titles and is allegedly a speedrunner. Dead by Daylight master

>Amemachi Hanabi
Indonesian wolf girl. Massively talented artist and singer. Does weekly drawing and karaoke streams. Plays mostly visual novels and horror games

Backdoor gen:
>Umiushi Urara
Trashy seaslug. Like Char, is also a company manager. Streams very infrequently, mostly zatsudans about the VTuber industry or grand strategy games. Throw away your pride and eat the slime

>>8880332
Thanks anon. Char looks a lot like Haachama, same mama?

>>8880459
Nope. Char is based on Char Aznable from the Gundam series, and her mama is Rosuuri. She also did Purin, as well as Ironmouse's newest model

>>8819561
If Asians Only is going to be team captain then it should be represented by PPP

I realized soju is the perfect drink for alcohol newcomers and small Asian women, whose mouths would explode if they drank an actual liquor. No wonder they're crazy over something that tastes like diluted sugar water.

>>8884492
This is cringe.

>>8885289
What is?

>>8880332
what's their menhera level?

>>8885949
Purin and Meru are very menhera, the rest are pretty stable by woman standards

>>8886018
>Urara

>>8884492
It's nothing really specific to soju, it's just sweet alcohol same as wine coolers or smirnoff ice or white claw. Only difference is the packaging (smaller cuter bottles with screw caps) and branding (pretty labels and variety of fruit and yogurt flavors) and higher alcohol content (20% vs 5-7% in coolers). Even then 2 shots of soju equals 1 shot of the average 40% ABV whisky/vodka/rum.

Not everyone wants to taste the inside of a burnt oak cask when they drink.

>>8854143
Here is sanrio sweet days horn
https://files.catbox.moe/8jqqvk.mp3

Anyone remember which Meru stream she did a mini ASMR screaming when she was adjusting volume? She asked chat if they were feeling the tingles a few times.

>>8886917
My favorite drinks are gin and sake. I agree alcohols don't have to have caramelized sugar and wood shit. Soju is just aggressively boring.
Anyways, if I ever get a chance to meet Meru, I'll treat her to a bottle (or two or three) of unfiltered sake. That shit's fucking delicious.

>miss the entire stage chat because purin didn't ping
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8887438
She did an amazing new adult voice. It was powerful enough to malepreg several listeners.

>>8887320
Sanrio Sweet Days should be a cheer if those are going to be a thing

Sending this thread off with some Meru love!

I love my goddess Meru! I would do anything to preserve her wonderful smile! She gives me inspiration every day, strength in every step. For me, loving Meru is as essential to life as breathing. I will make any sacrifice if doing so will help me make Meru happy! She deserves more love than anyone can express; the whole universe could not fit in all the novels that I could write expressing how divine she is. My destiny is to love her, not as her loyal fan, but as her husband. We'll spend eternity sharing tender moments and giving each other endless joy. I will never stop becoming a better man for her sake. I will build the strength to protect her, the wisdom to console her, and the compassion to warm her heart; just as she melted my heart countless times with her heartfelt speeches, her cute laughs, and her playful teasing. I'm overjoyed when I see her happy, and I delight in lifting her up. I want Meru to be the star in my sky. I'll love Meru forever!