/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

luv me Goob

Thoughts and prayers for chumbuds affected by some random bozo named Milton tonight.

Day 9! Give it up for day 9!

Gurass

>>87141342
I wanna put my peen inside Gura's chubby pussy without her consent

>>87141471
Imagine dying to someone named "Milton"
I would rather be buried unmarked.

who's milton

>>87141730
Exactly.

Dodger's rally shark sugoi!

https://x.com/rairuki79/status/1844154103330636080
https://x.com/rairuki79/status/1844154103330636080
https://x.com/rairuki79/status/1844154103330636080

>>87141730
milton deez nuts! haha, gottem

>>87141772
>3DPD
Disgusting.
Any lewder versions or is it just a striptease?

>>87141501
Go back

>>87141730
a fed from Red Dead 2 and john's alias

Gura cute Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

>>87144781
She was just lying on the floor like that in a tight mocap suit. Imagine...

>>87145202
sleep tight buddy

>>87145202
Oyasame

>>87145202
goob night

>>87145202
goob morning

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>87145393
samen

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Gura, can we please cyb0rseggz?

Hey chumbuds, how expensive are mental hospitals? Like i do not know where I can go to seek help and if I continue to bottle everything up Im going to hurt someone

Gratz Dodgersbros!

>>87145636
depends on where you live and if you have insurance

2 more weeks

>>87145636
Chumbie its going to be alright. You have us

>>87145949
She's not coming back in 2 weeks, anon.

>>87145954
You're the only good people to be around on 4chan

>>87146039

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>87145636
Gamer the time isn't now, right now we wait, we watch some goob. We will need you later, we must have you bud. Read, train, study the future is scary but we will make it better.

>>87141342
The earth can shake
The sky come down
The mountain all
Crash to the ground
But I'll fear
None of these things
Shelter me shark underneath your pits

I read Kiara's tweet and now I'm goncerning

Gura smell status.

>>87146911
She smells very nice, like flowers and sea breeze.

>>87146834
There’s no way she hasn’t already talked to Goobadiba directly. If wawa thought she was in any danger she would’ve flown out and kidnapped her three days ago lol. She’ll be alright.

>>87145636
Chuck some creatine and workout chum

>>87141518
SNIFFFFF

>>87145636
>how expensive are mental hospitals?
They're not cheap, but you don't necessarily have to go to a hospital. There's mental health facilities with their own councilors and nurses that can work around your budget or schedule. You can just come in and talk to a councilor every week or two, and they might have some feedback for you.

You might have to shop around for a bit. I had a really low opinion of therapists and councilors for a long time until I met the one I'm seeing now. She's very patient and takes the things I say very seriously. Sometimes she gets pushy about things but it's because she genuinely thinks they're good ideas.

Be careful too. The mental health field is full of condescending assholes that think they're better than everyone else. Avoid those types like the plague. They won't treat you right.

Baguraette honhonhon

I'm eepy. Stay cool.

>>87149329
sleep well gamer

>>87149455
Would ruin T u T

>>87147901
Isn't therapy only good for goths and women?

For King and Cunny!

>>87141518
lewd

Love my daughterwife.

Slutty girl

I'm sleepy but can't eepy

goob morning
i love gura

Pray for Gura in these trying times.

>>87154449

>>87154449
I pray that Gura gets sexually bullied and ryona'd until she becomes my beloved Gawr T u T

hewwoooo...

>>87154763
The plot twist is that she's already Gawr all the time and I'm tired of pretending that she's not.

>>87154449
isn't this shit over and into the Atlantic now? it's so hard to keep track of when this thing is over as anon ammurican

>>87156364
Still gotta deal with the flood and destroyed infrastructure.

Huh. Looks like the image spammer from the last thread ate another 3 day.

Once Gura and I get married she can move in with me in the Midwest and never have to worry about hurricanes again.

>>87157536
>gets tornadoed

>>87157536
Yeah and, in exchange, she gets to endure horrid winters. Which would make her feel right at home.

>>87157614
Getting tornadoed sounds like a Street Fighter move.

this wave looks kinda funny...
but dino will give it a try!

You have to be genuinely retarded to continue living in an area that gets constant natural disasters. Just fucking move.

>>87157886

>>87158196
But it's sunny all the time :(

>>87158196
it's the balance patch for having basically no winter

>>87158655

life out in the boonies is peaceful
no hurricanes
no tornadoes
no earthquakes
free gas
free water
1 neighbor in the nearest mile
5 Mbps download speed (which often means 144p gooba streams)
life is good

what other nationa even have tornados, they seem like a new world nightmare to me

If Gura wasn't so sexy I'd hate her so much right now.

>>87161709
My onahole and my new onahole T u T

Gooba is alright.

>>87161848
You can't know that. She might be alright or she might be dead or in the hospital
There are already deaths reported and she can be one of them. Everything is terrible

I lived.

>>87162732
grats

>>87161816
This guy's gooba is so soft

>>87162453
Don't worry chumbie. I'm keeping her nice and safe for you all hehehe...

>>87146834
Mori has really bad news.
Something happened to Gura.

>>87149908
Therapy is good for anyone that responds well to it. If you don't think it's for you then that's your prerogative, but no man is an island.

>>87165828
I've checked twitter. What bad news?

>>87165828
Do you guys like having anxiety for fun? She's more than likely fine. The only people who don't evacuate are usually middle/lower class individuals with no where else to go. She's an affluent lady with options.

>>87166221

Gura's rotund butt

>guys we are about to find out Gawr Gura died from a slightly earlier Mori mega collab frame
do you niggers hear yourselves? not even gonna touch on the fact that the image itself is fake because even if it wasn't, you should know better

>>87166480
Kill me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ygaETYkfUM

>>87168132

>>87169138
Dino Gura is just a little girl playing around in a onsie.

>>87169198
This is one cute dino

H

"DINOSAURS ARE MY BEST FRIENDS
THROUGH THICK AND THIN TIL THE VERY END!
PEOPLE TELL ME TO NOT PRETEND
"STOP LIVING IN YOUR MADE UP WORLD AGAIN!"
YET THE DINOSAURS, THEY'RE REAL TO ME
THEY BRING ME UP AND MAKE ME HAPPY!
HOLD ON NOW I THINK I SEE
A DINOSAUR WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME"

>>87169369
I think it's time for Shion and Gura to make love.

>>87169589
I agree

>>87170711
GET BACK HERE AND STREEEEEEE

>>87169648
They get along well with each other

I always wondered why shion is always portrayed as the submissive one and Gura us the dominant one in hentai.

>>87154763
>>87160771
>>87164597

65% of people have no power

Now that the nothingburger storm is over she has no excuse to keep ghosting us

>>87171879
Source: your ass

Your oshi wants women to step on her face

Gura will become Indie and collab with Dooby in 2 weeks

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>87172005
It's not difficult information to find, retard.
Here's one for the entire United States.
https://data.heraldtribune.com/national-power-outage-map-tracker/area/united-states/00/

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>87157886
>>87158655
She....she's beginning to believe...

>>87172391
Looks fine to me.

>>87169589
With me....

>>87172932
Then you're blind.

goob afternoon I love Gura

My cockatiel is singing his monkey songs again. I wish he sang bacon pancakes

>>87172868

>>87141342
GURA CUTE GURA CUTE

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>87173240
You're trying to use a little wind to excuse her bar hopping slut behavior. It's over, she needs to start streaming right now.

>>87152399
GURA NOOOO

GURA UGLY GURA UGLY

>>87173560
You're too stupid to be allowed to have an opinion.

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

Reminder that the person constantly whining about gura not streaming is a notorious cuckposter. It's safe to just ignore and report him.

>>87173699
I think it'll take a couple days or weeks before things are repaired

>>87173894
you don't need to play both sides, here, (You), go away

>>87173933
I think you got gaslit too hard. Take a break from this site.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>87174488
ye

S L U T

G U R A N D M A

>>87174876
Mine.

>>87173606
FEEL BETTER GURA

It's actually not looking too bad considering it basically got directly hit. But still lots of people without power or even cell service all over, unsurprisingly.

hungery

i made fresh bread for the first time in a long time
it turned out perfectly

>>87175945
Told you it was just another nothingburger

>>87173560
65% of places there are without power. There are no bars open.

>>87177454
You shouldnt underestimate nature chumbie

>>87173894
I also complain that she doesn't stream, although right now it's understandable. There is more than one other person here, schizo.

>>87177454
Tell that to tampa. Oh wait, you can't because they are 100% without power.

>>87176752
Based. I should try my hand at making bread too

Please always be patient and be nice to my little goober.

>>87175945
>everything's flooded
>not too bad

>>87177814
Love goob
Love chumbies

>>87177679
tampa has always been powerless.

Are the chumbuds okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDljbqawDkw&t=2470s

>>87178201
we haven't been okay in years you, you, you fucking NINNER

>>87178201
ye

>>87178201
Yeh.

>>87178201

I wonder if she's okay or if she's alone.
Is it really just her and Chubie cramped up in some tiny hotel room? What is she doing for food? Or cat litter? Does she have internet? Did she remember her phone charger?

>>87178687
Cats aren't allowed in hotels, dumbass.

>>87178687
I think her parents are close enough that she can just stay with them if she wants to. At least mommy seems to be close by.

>>87176752
Enjoy AIdinobud

>>87177876
Compared to other aftermath I've seen where everything is basically leveled, yes. Still not good, of course. Even comparatively minor damage can lead to a lot of problems both short and long term. Just trying to look on the bright side.

>>87178832
Some hotels would probably allow it. Especially right now with everyone evacuated and it being an emergency.

>>87178833
how would that help?

I love the shart

For some reason, I don't think she's alone.

>>87181050
She's not, she's with me.

yeah me

unless other parts of the world had to evacuate too for some reason.

>>87181186
god he was right, your shitposts really are flaccid and toothless now, this is sad

Now that Ame has left her, I hope Gura embraces her lust for BIG *censored*

Time for more warframe grind I guess

>>87181643
Gura loves my BBC

>>87181643
yeah mine

Did someone's ban expire?

>>87181687
Finally managed to build the ocucor since it's apparently the best sidearm now.

CHUMBUDS I BEAT NINGA GAIDEN 2 REEEEEEEEEE

>>87183557
proud of you chumbie

>>87181321
pay attention over the coming days if you haven't been

>>87183879
I’m sure she’s ok, she must have the money and means to protect herself correct? And worst case she can swim

>>87183879
you do this >online >offline shit every single week

>please bite my made up bait
ramao

Let the lying streetshitter die of loneliness. No (you)'s

>>87183965
What's going on? I have been away for a few days and just read this. Did something happen or go on with Hololive? I have some gura streams to watch in my back logs fixing to do that but I can put that off for a few.

Wife soon?

>>87184105

Still waiting for Gura's crazy frog cover

If Gura does quit, I hope she goes back to her old model, or that character at least. Ame is a fucking mouse, lol.

Gura is a sexual object

>>87184324
Its fine. Just tell me because I don't have the know-how or time to look up whatever. Plus knowing will make it easy to find out later. Plus who knows it may make me more appreciative watching guras streams today.

>>87184790
Fuck off already, Pajeet

>>87184844
I just got here and don't know what is going on. Only trying to find out. Don't compare me to whatever happened earlier because it was not me.

>>87184913
The huge fucking hurricane that just happened

>>87184999
Don't reply to him.

>>87184999
She should be fine. I'm sure. God I hope so. She has always been fine before. Not going to lie I have worried but I'm sure she will be back when she can so I will go watch her streams and keep my mind off of that. Thank you for letting me know. There is a few member streams I have not watched also so I will also do that because I'm off work for the rest of the week.

>>87184790
>>87184913
How's the weather, anon?

>>87184012
>made up
I'm sure it's just another coincidence...

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>87185782
The only truth here is that Gura owes me copious amounts of sex T u T

>>87185677
retard

>>87185890

>he's pushing his cuck narrative again

>>87185677
You've never prove anything when you go this shitpoating route. Not once has it worked. There's never any follow up or anything. In fact what usually follows up contradicts you.. You're just worthless lying trash. Straight up.

If I were her, I'd have scheduled a vacation in Europe for right after Ame graduated so I wouldn't have to worry about anything.

>>87186349
2 days.

>>87183557
damn, congrats
i don't think i've ever beat an NES game except for the Mega Mans

MY wife

>>87167952
Anon...

>>87187098
YOUR wife is MY onahole T u T

this'll be gura and i in a few years

I bought goat cheese

>pass bud gave up showing his pass

>>87187641
and I'm the guy marrying her

>>87188045
Gura doesn't like cheese.

>>87188133
I posted this

>>87188160
she makes conflicting statements about that relatively often, it's confusing
>>87188045
how does it taste?

>>87188160
More for me
>>87188252
Its kind of like cream cheese but with the goat aftertaste.

>>87188118
I'm not in a posting mood. I'm in lurking mood. Now let me lurk in peace.

Blocks or balls of Mozzarella taste so much better than cheese sticks, it's insane. What's the point of cheese sticks?

>>87188713
Cheese sticks melt the cheese. While you can melt the cheese with blocks or balls, sticks are a more convenient melted cheese delivery vehicle.

>>87188713
ikr, but what do you do with them after you drank it all?

Gura is best girl!

https://x.com/hololive_En/status/1843958944399753300
I'm now worried about gura. This does not seem good. I hope we don't have another EN Leaving.

>>87188801
why not cut a block into sticks then. cheese sticks are dehydrated so they're stiff enough to be stringy, which loses all the flavor

>>87188999
Retard do you even know what the word logistical means?

>>87189056
You have to get hot cheese into your mouth somehow and picking it up will burn your hands.

>>87189073
Sorry no I don't. It just did not sound good to me.

>>87188999
for the buds that never leave /ggg/, this is an issue with ina's visa

>>87189193
Ok, Thank god. I was worried. The last thing we need is to lose another EN member. After Ame and knowing Gura will no longer stream with her upset me because they work so well together I don't think I could take another one this soon.

Wife soon?

>>87189234
God I love her

>>87189286
Go back

knife fork or whatever

>>87189467
UUOOOOHHH

>>87189461

>/vg/ got anti spam email requirements
kekekek

>>87190795
/vt/ won't get it

>>87190795
They needed it. Any board with a overwhelming SEA presence probably needs it

I want to play the entire ace combat series now

can't wait to hear Gura's screams when she gets jumpscared by a zombie vulture

>>87190795
I've heard horror stories about vg schizos, so I guess it was necessary

>>87188999
It's a visa issue, moron.

I don't even know what vg is

>>87190795
I don't really give a shit about those boards, but holy shit I fucking called. I knew they were going to abuse that shit after they tested it on /biz/. They want to remove anonymity from 4chan because it's one of the last places that has it, or at least, anonymity to other users.

>>87192223
an email is an option, but it is not a requirement, you can also just wait 15 minutes
yeah yeah slippery slope whatever, if it gets added here nothing will change for anyone other than the serial shitposters plapping airplane mode every ten seconds

Gura, I got myself a monkey bar to hang off of and it feels great. Not even doing pull ups, just dead hangs. I think it really helps the spine and shoulders. But you're a girl, so it might be too dangerous for your dainty wrists.

>>87192426
Well that's not too bad. I thought it meant you can't post there without email

Gura is a girl, a cute small girl, and I will marry this little sweetheart.

>>87193987
>I will marry this little sweetheart.
not if i do first

>>87192426
15 minute post cd without email? Sounds like they want people to buy their pass thing.

It's 60% now.

>>87192426
>>87194244
Wait. Is it a 15 min wait for a new IP or is it 15 minute cool down per post? Because the former is bad, but not awful, but the latter is ridiculous.

>>87194244
>>87194444
a one time cooldown per IP, yeah
and yeah, people with a bucket of 4chan gold accounts would effectively be exempt, but for most shitposters it'd be a pretty big hindrance towards ban evasion

>>87194561
wonder which of the boards got bad enough for them to crack down now
/vg/'s been long known to be cancer when it comes to certain generals, so it must've been some really egregious shit

>>87193987
>>87194079
She's already married to me, you buds are too late

>>87181050
Gura is not alone in a good way (family, female friends)

>>87195023
and me, her husband

>>87194881
To my knowledge, the only board they did it on was /biz/ because of indian bots constantly spamming scams and crypto shit.

>>87195023
her dad was with her in the hotel last hurricane season. he made fun of her microwaving yams iirc

>>87196204
Stop making shit up retard. The yams story she told us on stream wasn't a recent event.

>>87196384
what part of my post made you think i was trying to say it was recent? do you think hurricanes happen every month in florida?

>>87195023
and me her brother

>>87195023
And me, her dog. Woof woof!

>>87196673
>last year
Anon the hotel lobby yams story, again that she told us on stream, was from a road trip she took as a kid. It had nothing to do with the bullshit you're spewing. Also, it was sweet potatoes and not yams.

expand my brain learnin juice!

>>87196955
>rewording my post
>gaslighting
ogey. post a timestamp then

I'm playing ace combat 3. Seems like some fans managed to sub it in english for EOPs like me

>>87197061
>last season
I didn't reword anything, seems you're just too illiterate to read your own posts. Im not providing anything to someone making shit up and pretending they didn't.

>>87197268
so no timestamp?

>>87149122

>>87151188
For s’ghetti too!!!

https://x.com/feetplap/status/1844181168050344173
booba

>>87200372
rubrubrubrubrub

>>87199192
I'm gonna make s’ghetti tomorrow!

>>87199192
>>87200867
imagine eating sghetti under the sheets with gura