/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

No ztreams lol

Milton eyewall hit Venice. Chumbuds in the area stay safe. Reed Timmer's team is on site livestreaming the eyewall and the eye itself.

STAY SAFE GURA

I love my wife so much!!

>>87116355
Go back

>>87116437
Having it hit her dead center is god's retribution for all the suffering she's caused the last two years.

>>87116586
don't feed the retard bro

>>87116503
FEEL BETTER GURA

I love her so much. She's made for protecting and doting on!

>>87116437
Trees are starting to fall and the interception team are not in the eyewall yet. Yeah this storm is the real deal.

lol

>>87116903
Wrong thread asshole.

>>87116503
STAY SAFE GURA

>>87116903
Takek…

>>87116903
das mean

>>87116924
look again, chimp.

Stop biting the bait.

>>87116903
thats funny

>>87116503
FEEL BETTER GURA
STAY SAFE GURA

>87116970
>shitposting ina in gura thread
You need to visit the optometrist

>>87117001
nyo

>>87117091
look again, chimp.

>people just casually walking around outside
Ah, so this is the power of Florida Man.

>copy and paste

>>87117187
This is about to reach the finding out page.

Day 9! Give it up for day 9!

>>87116503
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>87117187
you got a pic? I wanna analyze the florida man

Sex with a fembud.

>>87117451
Didn't take a screenshot, unfortunately. But it was on the Reed Timmer livestream. I have like 3 different streams up right now. Fascinating and scary to watch it approach and get stronger from several different perspectives.

>>87117635
The countdown timer disappeared on his stream, the storm surge is starting to come in.

I'm going to goncern again

>>87117322
I already told you to fucking go back

>>87117824
It's dead center. Praying for safety.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

buds of faith, what did Florida do to deserve this?

Man, these storm chaser guys are crazy. But crazy people are important for documenting and understanding these disasters better. God bless 'em.

Venice, Florida baby! Look at that pier from the livecam. I bet Gura has been there.

>>87116289

Timer is back on. 50 minutes till landfall. Floridabuds I hope you are not retarded and have already left the area hours before.
>>87118125
If you believe /pol/, they're saying it's because Florida is a Republican state.
/x/ is has saner sounding rrats.

>>87118339
Yeah.... our oshi is gay

>>87118125
it looks like a benis

>>87118125
>>87118373
Have you seen the Florida man stories from the last couple decades? Place should have been wiped off the map a long time ago.

>>87118373
What pozzed commie thinks hurricane milton is divine justice on /pol/? Anyways gura cute.

>>87118723
I mean the storm is big enough to cover the entire state.

By the way, I know Reed Timmer's team is usually smart, but that guy is walking unprotected at the beach. I question the sanity of storm chasers.

Have a gura for these trying times.

>>87119076
sloppa sloppa!

>>87119479
This Gura is really ugly…

>>87119517
>This Gura
Gura is always ugly.

>>87119517
>>87119566
She's cute-uh!

20 minutes till landfall. Water is coming in. Pray, chumbuds. Pray.

She's a shark, so she'll be fine, right?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>87119707
look at her go!

she'll be alright

>>87119823
love goob

MY wife

Fuck me, I'm having one of THOSE days again...
Dear God, why did you have to go and make me fall deeply in love with a girl that we both know I'll never, ever get to be with?

MY Gurandma.

>>87120123
You must pray for her.

MY Gurandma.

10 minutes till landfall.

>>87120444
no one cares

>>87120478
i care moderately

>>87120478
Lurkmoar

>>87120478
Her life is in danger and you’re saying you don’t care? Fake chumbud

>>87120703
Kek.

>>87120697
even if her life actually was in danger (which isn't the case because this is barely even a storm at all) i still wouldn't really care because it wouldn't really affect her content either way

>>87120793
>which isn't the case because this is barely even a storm at all
Go back.

>>87120793
You must be the takek from earlier. Go back

dat was bait.

>>87120936
A shitty bait at that. Bait used to be believable.

>>87120793
holy retard

i wanna eat yams heated up in a hotel microwave with gura

>>87120841
>>87120444
The guy on the tv just said that we're about an hour away from landfall

>>87121455
I'm watching Reed Timmer's stream for updates.

>>87121497
ok sure dude this is a vtuber board though we don't care about your daddy

the surge is here

Is Gura safe? Is she alright?

Wife soon?

>>87121710
anon do you not realize your 4chan pass icon is on

Is this guy a bot?

>>87121727
Y-yeah...

>>87121696
>inb4 Gura's hydro dynamic powers caused the storm surge.

>>87121710
It seems, in your anger, you killed her...

Gurass

>>87121758
I know. I don't care. I type it in by hand. Purposely.

>>87116503
STAY SAFE GURA

Not going to lie guys. It's getting pretty bad out.

>>87121831
what? you have to type something extra in every post to show the pass icon?

>>87121804
Nooooooooo

>>87121904
Shit I forgot to type it in.
>>87121893
Options field: since4pass

Florida Man is his natural habitat

>>87121856
I legitimately expected worse but I don't know how it will progress.

>>87121957
if you don't care why do you bother typing it in for every post?

Gura has the puffiest bounciest vulva in Hololive!

>>87122107
I don't care if the icon shows up. In fact, I want it to show up. You may call me passbud.

>>87116289

>>87122209
And I forgot to type it in. Dammit.

she has lots of money so SURELY she took her family and fucked off to another state days ago, right?

>>87119479
>>87120391
>>87120703
Kek. Fuck you.

>>87122209
>I want it to show up
Why?

>>87122399
Floridians are stubborn by nature.

I'm surprised there's still power in some places down there

>>87122450
I want to show it off today for some reason. I'm pretty sure it's just a phase. Don't worry. I'll forget about it later.

>>87122189
I would like to be proofed wrong with some proof, if you don’t mind

I think retard >>87120793 is one of those "positive manifestation" faggots. The kind that invests in NFTs and believes eating fruit will cure his cancer and shit.
He always comes here and says stupid shit he knows isn't true but he thinks if he says it enough times, it will come true.
These types of retards have very low IQs and almost always end up bankrupting themselves and others through poor decision making and their belief that life will go their way if they put out the right kind of "energy".

you can adblock minileaf.gif to block out the attentionwhoring if it bothers you

>>87122736
i dont have cancer and no one is trying to make nfts real. theyre just scamming investors
grow up

>>87122758
That is true. Follow his advice if it bothers you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-V_YnmER0Y
good time to watch now if you aren't

>Everyone talking about the storm and casually doxxfagging Gura
I hate you guys

>>87122736
WOT? NEXT FING UZ GUNNA TELL ME, IZ DAT MY TRUKK WONT AKSHUALLY GO FASTA IF IZ PAINT IT RED, SILLY UMIE...

>>87122971
some hololive talents live in tokyo

>>87122971
the area gura lives in has hundreds of thousands of people. it's not much better than knowing her state

>>87123060
Don't underestimate nutters, narrowing things down makes it easier.

>>87122893
waoh look at those number

>>87122984
Great. Now I wanna see Gura play Warhammer. The tabletop, not the video game.

>>87123171
Not now numberbud

>>87118125
Take in cubans and fucking up miami

>>87122893
I am watching and the images do not fit the doomposting you see everywhere at all.

She ded

>>87116605
uh based
god will strike down this gunny

>>87122971
Huh!? We're just very awkward and bad with making conversation, so we keep looking at our talk deck and it keeps saying to talk about the weather.

>>87123364
nah they actually lucked out since it weakened quite a bit and it arrived earlier than expected

>>87123374
She died as she lived, not streaming.

>>87122984
No no no no. That's definitely true. And it'll go even faster if you paint flames on it.

>>87123470
like always
Nothing ever happens.

>>87122758
It's also doxxing and it's not always using the leaf.

>>87123530
Sometimes the worst really does happen
look up Hurricane Dorian from a couple years ago, that's one where the worst that could happen, did happen.

>>87123534
i mean only blocking out the leaf so his posts become like any other and you don't see the pseudo-avatar

>>87123620
never heard of it

oops

>>87123642
I mean, it would still be obvious that it's one troll spamming.

>>87123620
Hurricane Katrina wasn't taken seriously and look at the death toll and devastation.

why do you guys even think she's there anyway? did I miss a yab or is it just doxfag imagination?

>>87122971
90% of the posts are one dude

>>87123843
so what? They're all taken seriously now and so nothing ever happens

>>87123861
>why do you guys even think she's there
We don't

>>87123861
Some beaches are famous for finding shark teeth that wash ashore.

My sharkwife is the cutest!

>>87123167
The nutters already know everything they can
I know more about her and her family and friends than I do some of my cousins and I don't even dig, I just hang out in there waiting for news while they jerk themselves off

>>87123706
hit the bahamas as a high-end cat 5 and sat on top of the island for 24 hours

>>87123943
Figured as much.

>>87116289
The storm won't affect her, right? She won't disappear after it, right?

>>87124074
>Reading Wikipedia
Wow, that Hurricane got a grudge on the Bahamas.

I've been playing warframe all day. I need a break

>>87124074
>bahamas
be serious

I've been crying all day. I need a break

It officialy made landfall as a cat3 and everything still looks fine. Some people lost power, I guess.

>>87124677
Biggest nothingburger hurricane I’ve ever seen

It literally just fucking hit, it's going to be over land for about 12 hours. That's when you'll see the real damage. It doesn't just hit all at once.

Also people that been hit dont report it

Im tired of all the off topic posts. Need more Gura.

Imagine a storm starts flooding your hometown and you evacuate. You tune into one of these storm chaser channels to see what's happening and as you watch the water rise past the first floor of your house and wash away your entire life, one of these guys floats by on an inflatable pool toy screeming "yee-haw!"
It's surreal.

>>87121816
SNIFFFFF

>>87124437
That reminds me, I haven't played the new content yet.

i have family living in orlando that are calmer than some of you concern schizos. floridians deal with this every year

>i go to floriduh for the good weathur
>evacuate their home and spend 20 hours running from a storm each year

>>87124816
People confuse tornadoes with hurricanes and use them interchangeably. Blame American education.

>>87125110
It's living in a vacation and fleeing to modernity only when necessary. I get it.

>>87125043
I think someone like her would be scared and anxious.

>>87125043
Orlando is just getting tickled by it in comparison to the west coast, of course you're gonna be calmer if you aren't in a dangerous area. And also, people not taking it seriously because they're used to it is exactly how you end up dead. Maybe you'll be right 9/10 that you'll be fine, but the one time you're not...

>>87125140
Americans know what a fucking tornado is, pal.
The ones that are confused are people that don't ever experience natural disasters. So yuros and south americans.

It's only been 30 minutes and storm surge is 2.5 feet.

>>87125164
i've lived there. it's humid as hell and you never know when it's going to rain, or when it's going to stop
>>87125279
yeah, she's anxious about overheating her hotel microwave yam
>>87125389
it'll slow down a bit near orlando but it's still passing right by

>>87125570
Yep. Houses are gonna get destroyed in that area.

Chumbies I just ate corned beef and took my multivitamin

>>87125641
Oh, I like corned beef. Been a while since I had some. I also haven't taken vitamins for a long time, guess I should buy some soon.

Sorry, my bad.

>huuur shark like diney world she must libe in morida muh sekrit nowlage teehee

>>87125641
>>87125696
Corned beef is delicious. The best corned beef I've ever had was from a deli in New York many years ago.

>>87125737
anon she defintely lives in florida; but she still has her old setup at her parent's other home in MA

>>87125043
it's shitposting

>>87125737
I mean we've known since the amber alert notification blasted on her phone years ago on stream.

>>87125641
>>87125696
>>87125794
Ever tried making your own corned beef? It's great. You guys should try it.

Didn't Hololive make a social media app? Is there a /ggg/ there?

>>87125992
Maybe you should stay there.

>>87125992
It doesn't work that way.

>>87126093
How does it work?

Any biblebuds here? I'm reading through exodus, how important are these detailed instructions to consecrating priests and building tabernacles?

>>87125992
if it has usernames i aint postin in it
simple as

I feel like gura has talked about it being cold in her room during winter.

>>87126147
They didn't make it anonymous?

>>87125905
I haven't. I'm kinda scared I'd mess it up.

I heard the silent hill 2 remake is pretty decent

>>87120656

>>87126211
this post is too harmless for it not to be an angle setup

>>87126357
thanks chumbie

>>87126259
The hardest part is getting the brine right. You're gonna have to do trial and error to get the end result to your liking.

>>87126142
Þann hring skyldi hofgoði hafa á hendi sér til allra mannfunda. Á stallanum skyldi og standa hlautbolli og þar í hlautteinn sem stökkull væri og skyldi þar stökkva með úr bollanum blóði því er hlaut var kallað. Það var þess konar blóð er sæfð voru þau kvikindi er goðunum var fórnað. Umhverfis stallann var goðunum skipað í afhúsinu. Til hofsins skyldu allir menn tolla gjalda og vera skyldir hofgoðanum til allra ferða sem nú eru þingmenn höfðingjum en goði skyldi hofi upp halda af sjálfs síns kostnaði, svo að eigi rénaði, og hafa inni blótveislur.

>>87126587
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAYb8ZyjzD0

So Gura cute?

Gura is my dream girl. Unfortunately, I am once again afflicted with Insomnia.

>>87126723
no
gura is the cutest

>>87126723
GURA CUTE!

>>87126137
I wanna take a non sexual comfy nap with gura

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>87126137
It works like twitter communities.

>>87126908
samen

>>87121816
lewd

>>87126142
Many believe the numbers given to be prophetic, or at least symbolic. As a new reader I wouldn't worry too much about that - yet!

>>87124005
I love my cute sharkwife

>>87127465
nigga that's an owl

>>87127465
Go back

>>87127556
. . .

>>87127465
stay, we love gura's sister here

>>87127556
N-no way, I'd never confuse my wife with her sister... you're just trying to sexually confuse me...

>>87127922
MOOOOOODS

>>87127556
Source?

>>87126723
No. Gura scared and alone and crying while clutching her knees in the corner of her room on the second floor as she hears the raging waters lap against the exterior of her home and slowly start to trickle in between the cracks she attempted to seal earlier.
She's startled as the power to her neighborhood suddenly cuts out, and all she can do is sob in darkness as she listens to the torrential deluge burst through the downstairs fortifications she desperately struggled to set up but was too small and weak to do it successfully.
Tears begin to well in her eyes when she finally realizes that no one is coming to help her.

>>87128212
Owls are found on every continent except Antarctica, and on most oceanic islands

>>87128472
Kill yourself. I mean that sincerely.

>>87128472
I don't like this post.

>>87128472
this nigga roleplays on forums

>>87128491
>he doesn't know about the arctic owl society
ngmi...

>>87128472
Write a happy gura story right now

>>87128472
I just want to rape this poster, is that really too much to ask?

>>87129086
Take him to Mr. Milton. He'll sort him out.

>>87128491
>he thinks birds are real
ngmi

>>87129169
but Mr. Milton was shot by Abigail...

>>87128472
Keep going please

>>87128472
This won't happen since she's with me and we don't live there.

>>87129462
Keep her safe, anon. Tell her I said hi!

>>87128472
Knowing the people here, this turns into hentia.

>>87129533
Yeah. With Ina coming out of the water and dragging her down to the murky depths with her tentacles and... oh... my

>>87128472
This fanfic sucks.
When does the sex happen?

>>87129681
With me when I rescue her.

>>87128472
Then, she remembers...
"I'm a shark!"
With a big smile on her face, she dives into the water. Even these raging waves are no match for the apex predator!
In the distance, she sees a mighty tornado. A lightbulb goes off in her head, and a smirk flashes across her face.
"It's time," she says, putting her helmet on.
She makes a beeline straight towards the tornado. The heavy winds lift her up in the air.
"Nyeh heh heh! Look at me! I'm a Sharknado!"
In the end, she has the best time of her life.

>>87129681
When Spiderman comes to rescue her!

>>87129761

>>87129462
How's Sweden?

>>87129053
>>87129325
Clutching her pillow, Gura's eyes slowly adjust to the darkness. She looks over to the barely visible, untouched plate of tuna sitting on the floor at the entrance to her room. "Where is he?, Why didn't he come home?"

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

>>87129918
Fuck off

>>87128472
I've seen better fanfics in /tv/.

>>87129993
hey man, kill yourself.

>>87129918
Wrong place, microdick. Homebred American through and through.

>>87129993
stop this
Gutsbud, this Chumbie is abusing Goob through creative writing

>>87129993

>>87129993
I hope you get a paper cut on the underside of your dick

>[deleted]
Wow, what a pussy ass bitch.

it's been however many hours and I am still farting up a storm

jannies woke up

>>87131025
Hell same.
how mad would she get if you dutch ovened her?

>ina's logistical issues mean she was about to offcollab with gura but the hurricane messed it all up and now ina is stranded in some souther airport because of the weather.
i hope both are ok through all this shitshow.

you guys are a bunch of thespians
gura and ina are both in my bed. they're fine.

>>87131606
Listen Ame, I know you just got promoted to Affiliate, but that doesn't mean you get to abuse your new position.

>>87132052
I'm not a fan of this.

>>87132120
Gura is

I wanna feel Gura's flat chest against my back while I give her a piggy back ride (we're in disney and she's tired of walking)

>>87132271
I've experienced this before by the way. I love my sharkwife.

Little girl, little girl, I love this little girl!

>>87132278
I want to be alone in detention with Ms. Gura and to accidently fall asleep after a while and for her to take advantage of the situation and do things to me in my sleep that would be potentially career compromising if anyone were to find out she did them to me.

>>87133043
hehe BJ...

I don't know why people doomposted silent hill 2 so much. It looks pretty nice

Gura is my sunflower

>janny comes back
>image spam starts
hmm...

>>87133609
Really. Please don't start calling me a janny.

>>87133604

>>87133706

>>87133609

I ate a 3 day if you must know. Anyway. Gura cute.

>>87133604
I'm gonna pollinate your sunflower

>>87133461
That's generally the case with games that most people consider to be so good that they don't need remakes in the first place.
I'm pretty sure plenty of people were also like that about the RE4 Remake, though they did have reassurance that it'd probably be good in the form of the RE2 and 3 remakes.

>>87133461
i feel bad for kids today. half the stuff they watch or play is aimed at millennials entering their money making stage of life

>>87133461
I'm gonna keep doomposting about the new Halo, especially after I saw the people who are in charge of working on it

>>87134203
* meaning half of what they can experience is a rehash, remake, nostalgia bait, etc

>>87125043
did they check for water

>>87133192
God I wish I was gura

>>87133461
do you think it would it be a good stream game?

>>87134793
I think the puzzles will make her brain tired

Someone is trying hard to hit the image bump limit. Who's the Niji that got in trouble?

>>87133461
the initial trailers and such were really really bad
as it is now, it's okay, a remake/10, flubbed a few things but not awful etc

>>87133461
I haven't seen it yet, but it can't be better than the original and Konami never made the original available on steam.
So people who've never experienced it will only see this new one made by bloober team and not the masterpiece that was made by Team Silent.
There were a ton of things in the previews that showed bloober team didn't understand the nuances or imagery of the original.

>>87133609
Someone is desperately trying to bury the thread.

>>87134653
they don't have any flooding. they stocked food and they have a generator but they haven't needed it yet. subdivisions in florida are built to protect the homes while you pay down the mortgage; there's big canals you'll see around the sub division roads to drain water. I remember becaues i lived in orlando and fort lauderdale as a kid. if you live outside of one of the many subdivisions or your subdivision is really shitty / old, then you might have flooding

>>87134944
The fanfic made the janny sad and so he's spamming images or else his HRT will make him feel itchy again.

>>87135160
That's sad. Hiro needs to purge.

Janny I saw that. You need to man the fuck up and not get sad over fanfics.

I already explained why I'm dumping. Not that it means anything to thespians.

>>87135495
>thespians
Look, I appreciate the cute Guras but you're talking like a faggot.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>87135627

>>87135733
That doesn't disprove the fact that it's faggotry.

For King and Cunny!

Janitors and mods are massive faggots, more news at 11.

>>87135804
Now this is a good image.

>>87135795
It's an appropriate word for people whose reaction to Gura images is to write fanfics about me being a janny.

>>87135908
And faggotry is the appropriate word for you having a melty over it.

>>87136009
This isn't a melty. You really are a thespian.

>>87136098
Do you even know what that word means?

>>87136092
AAAAAAAAAAAA yah got me, it was all me.

goob night and dino dreams

>>87136098
>This isn't a melty
Sure it isn't.

>>87136191
Goobnight
captcha: SH4KRY

>>87136191
sleep well dinoaibud

>>87136155
That he's an ancient greek from the area around Thespiae.

>>87136191
goobnight

>>87136279
The modern meaning, faggot.

>>87136353
Nyo

>>87136411
>Don't know what the meaning of the word thespian
You must be at least 18 to post in this site.

>>87136576
That's your argument? wew

I'll thes in your pian if you're picking up what I'm throwing down.

>>87137047
why are you black?

>>87123861
Gura hates taxes

Assuming Dodgers win tonight I hope she watches NLDS Game 5 on Friday or is at least aware of it. I still can’t over how she literally turned the Brewers game around.

Gura's soft, plump lips...
Oh, and the lips on her face are cool too, I guess.

Ohtani? I only know Will Smith.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123180564

How are chumbies doing

>>87139387
New limbus chapter is out so I'm playing that right now

>>87139355
sex except the tail color is wrong
>>87139387
I finally bought planet crafter thanks to the dlc, it's fun

>>87139387
It's Rimworld's birthday, it and 3/4 of the dlcs are on sale, they're almost never on sale so I grabbed them. I've been playing the main game with mods for years

>>87139387
I had a mission in xcom 2 where I had to protect a "signal transmitter" but it's so far away and gets destroyed before I am anywhere near the thing. What the fuck game.

goobnight
i love gura

>>87140272
goob night

>>87139435
Is that game worth getting into? I was listening to a cover song from it earlier and it got me a little interested in it. It's related to lobotomy corp right?

>>87140560
Yeah, its pretty much the sequel to library of ruina which is also the sequel lobotomy corp. I think your experience would be way better if you played some of the previous games but you don't really have to.

>>87139882
Its been a while since I played xcom 2. For some reason, I don't really feel like playing it again

>>87140874
Cool. Guess it's finally time to actually beat lobotomy corp this time then.

DODGERS SHUTOUT WIN LETS GOOOO