/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>86982851
Who's the one on the left? Hot expression

>>86983787
SmugAlana

>>86984012
Cheers

No one's beating the Kirloton

>>86982851
We've seen Pippa's arms on screen, so not her.
Kirsche takes fitness/health seriously, so not her.
SmugAlana maybe, but there's no way to know for sure.

>>86982851
Kirsche keeps ketchup on her desk.
Also she has fat hands

>>86984154
>Kirsche takes fitness/health seriously

>>86982851
Pippa is not even a chud, she is a lolbertarian who likes edgy humor

>>86982851
Olivia Monroe.

>>86984012
Does she do regular streams? All I found was react garbage in her channel

>>86984154
>Kirsche takes fitness/health seriously, so not her.
?????????????????????
On what planet? Planet Retard? The bitch is a land whale.

>>86984215
She works out and drinks regular protein shakes, anon. The voice just sounds like that because of her exceptionally thick accent.

>>86984154
>Kirsche takes fitness/health seriously, so not her.
Kirsche was born into a poor redneck neo-nazi family and keeps a bottle of ketchup on her desk, if that isn’t a tell-tale sign that she’s a fatass I don’t know what is.

>>86984154
dude she SOUNDS fat. You can hear the blubber in her throat and cheeks

>>86984308
We've all seen her hands, just give it up.

>>86982851
Kirsche is fat as fuck

>>86984154
>>86984272
>>86984327
>>86984334
>>86984365
Ok, someone give me the truth. Is she actually good or are these just seething women in the replies?

>>86984612
You tell me.

>>86984612
Everything in her routine says she's fine. The only thing they're going off of is a super up-close pic of her hand with her fingers curled inward to show off her fingernails.

>>86984612
There are literally tons of pictures of her obese hands and fingers of her out there from hand cams she has done. They are not hard to find.

>>86982851
Pippa gives off the same energy as a puny autistic female community college student who sustains herself via a strict diet of chicken tenders and candy while Kirsche would be her husky friend that drinks soda by the litre who exclusively wears ill-fitting graphic t-shirts and is out of breath after climbing a flight of stairs

>>86984722
KEK.

>>86982851
It's highly likely this thread was made by a w*man and that disgusts me

>>86984612
It's both

>>86984722
That settles it. Kirsche is thin as well. Are there any based, fat vtubers at all? Guess not?

>>86985032
You are so right those are some "thin" hands and fingers. I want Kirsche to stream herself running a marathon. I bet she would do really well and would be an absolutely great stream.

>>86985336
I would tune in just to hear her heaving and wheezing

>>86985395
Same. Would be hot. She could do a RingFit stream.

>>86984722
>left for being called fat
Oh she's FAT.

>>86985488
>Would be hot.
Black hands wrote this.

Honestly shocked this thread isn't filled with unironic architect posting. Are we finally admitting fat isn't attractive?

Kirsche is fat, Pippa is ugly, Alana is the one you want

>>86985817
Threads like this are prime bait for harpies screeching about "pickmes". Women aren't going to pretend to be architects

>>86985913
Or maybe men just don’t find fat women attractive…

>>86985838
The thread has no value beyond saying which vtubers you would date/fuck/marry.

For me it's Filian (she also makes some based remarks/jokes).

>>86985838
>Pippa is ugly
she's not though

>>86984720
Dude you better lay off the copium or you're gonna OD
There is no scenario in this reality that can possibly make your hands look like that if you are a normal weight

Jelly just dethroned Pippa for that.

>>86988832
Jelly is a tiny little Asian girl, she's probably the smallest out of all of the them. She is an absolute chud though

>>86988832
You really don't know anything about either of them.

>>86984240
She streams on Twitch, unfortunately. So I just watch some of her react slop in the background while playing games since I refuse to use that dogshit site.

>>86982851
As far as i'm concerned the Queen of Lard has yet to be dethroned.

>>86982851
Pippa is for cuddles
SmugAlana is for hardcore anal
Kirsche is for intellectual discussions after sex

>>86986342
Proof?

>>86991584
isn't kirsche the one most guilty of just mindlessly regurgitating /pol/ opinions?

>>86984064
good luck, she has no r34

>>86982991
YUM

>>86982851
why does the face on the left look so punchable?

>>86991718
Proof next thread

>>86982851
Whenever Kirsche talks it sounds like she's spewing spit all over the place

>>86992521
You're full of shit.

>>86991891
Given Kirsche’s family I don’t have any reason to believe that she doesn’t genuinely believe what she regurgitates.

>>86984334
Get off /vt/, hambone.

>>86992421
Trying too hard to pander.

>>86982851
i don't know but i wager pippa is the highest on the rapeability index

>>86985817
That one janny with a stick up his ass would probably delete the thread if people started architectposting unironically.

>>86982851
It's clearly Kirsche. However that doesn't mean she's obese, she's simply a bit chubby; she's not fit, nor malnourished like Pippa.

>>86982851
Hopefully they are all equally high

>>86982851
you can tell kirsche is obese in her voice

pippa and alana have skinny fat or skely voices

alana should react to my cock in her mouth
I know you're reading this alana, get to it

Isn't it weird how the "based" chuubas are either ugly or fat? It almost as if they crave attention from men they would never get irl.

>>87003240
how do you know any of them are ugly?

>>87003687
I'm a knower

>>87003719
well I don't believe you, mister

>>1
>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").

>>86984154
>Kirsche takes fitness/health seriously,
See
>>86984722

>>87004018
fucking narc

>>87003808
NTA but I can tell you Kirsche has a picture with her face in it floating around somewhere (and she is fat)
Alana has a bite mark if you want to go ultra schizo and try and find her dental records I guess
No clue about Pippa

>>86984154
>AI slop
Why are all vtubers who rely on AI slop are always genuinely awful people?

As a small brown I want smug Alana to repeatedly kick me in the nuts until I pass out.

>>87004266
>I can tell you Kirsche has a picture with her face in it floating around somewhere
What color are her eyes?

Source or GTFO

>>86982851
whoever has the highest total stream time. Cause they definitely don't get up their chairs or bed, enough.

>>86992231
Isn't she a 4view?
How is that even possible?

>>86982851
Kirsche by miles. She sounds exactly like a rejected fanfic girlie, and you know that that those types all end up being lardasses. Being Republican also is a bonus to fat retention.

To whom do I send my mail order form to have Smug Alana as my Russian bride?

>>86982851
Pippa, she rants like a chonker and I'm almost 30 working with women who talk the EXACT same way. The "confidence" on the rants is the real connecting factor to me.

>>86986224
Filian is mega based for shilling porn sites to kids.

>>87009421
Pippa's arms are like an inch wide, her leg muscles are atrophied from sitting in a computer chair like a monkey for 6 years.

>>87009664
She had the large size pajamas she got breh