/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for krunny

Kroomers are subhuman

WARDEN
OF
PAIZURI

Today I will ONLY jack off once

>>8692377
based Krunny chad

>>8692307
>Noel
https://files.catbox.moe/ca5j6k.webm
Seeing Kronii dork around like that one day would be fun. Guess we can expect at least as much signing practice out of her as Noel, if all goes well.

Crush my cock with a clock I must.

>>8692357
holy fck that thread hit the bump limit too fast

>>8692410
Based edging anon, 1 satisfying nut over Kronii at the end if the day

>>8692381
Please keep degrading me, Kronii

anyone got a streamable of Kronii's "clock doko"?

Bros, I don't know how I'm going to deal with no Kronii this weekend with no streams

>>8692381
Fuck me dry Kronii I beg of you

>>8692541
Shut up! Its not time to get upset about what hasn't come to pass yet

>>8691511
Dwarf Fortress is a very hard game to stream, because the streamer has to carry the fuck out of the stream, since there's no "visual support".
I haven't watched that many streamers play the game, but so far only one managed to make it interesting to me and, surprisingly enough, funny to watch, even though he was using the default text tileset the whole time.
And to be honest, you need a very unique and special kind of autism to play Dwarf Fortress in the first place, and I don't think there's anyone in HoloEN with it.

>>8692410
>he thinks he's in charge

I WANT TO BECOME CLOCKWORK FOR KRONII
ABANDON YOUR FLESH BROTHERS, BECOME PERFECT AUTOMATA

>>8692266
Based guy

>Kronii is awake and retweeting
Imagine the levels of morning grumpiness.

>>8691511
Forgot to add that, but I could absolutely see Civilization being played one of those days by Owl or Kronii (most likely Owl though), it's a very popular game all over the world, even among people that are only casually playing video games.
It's still "Dead air: The video game" though, so the playthrough will probably turn into a zatsudan in the middle of it.

>>8692721
KRONII NO IT'S 5AM PST

I wonder if she's willing to go full dictator game and embrace the glorious future which is Tropico!

>>8692721
Maybe she uses egosa to offset her sleepiness

>>8692580
my point was girls are chosen for their voice, ability to sing/draw, and how well they slot into an archetype personality wise for specialized appeal
theyre not selected for their obscure game tastes
theres a reason most people hate apex and minecraft, it's because they're terminal normalfags as far as their tastes go

So Kronii, are you the Warden of Time AND SEX?
> https://files.catbox.moe/gumzf4.mp3
SSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>8692721
God I want to wake her up early and her to grumpily punish me

>>8692541
You were living before Kronii. You'll live without her if you appreciate what you have. Don't become one of THOSE on us now.

>>8692422
I hope Kronii has better moves than Noel

>>8692800
SSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXX

>>8691864
As it should be.
Imbued with the spirit of Takeshi, we are too focused on the SEX that drives us to coom and do reps to care about doxxing.
With the spirit of Tennant, we meditate at peak intellectual and emotional performance in a reflective reverie within which no rrats can trespass.
To wander the realm between is to make oneself vulnerable.
Lust and Clarity, in equal measure and equal extremes.
Hesitation is defeat.
i'm getting way too pretentious about being a coomer imma stop there

is she a voice actor? her voice sounds so clear

>>8692266
By the way, I found Takeshi's Youtube account yesterday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhMcqZxwvTA
I'm surprised that he doesn't have that many views and subs on his channel.

good fuck you guys can even give nearly 500 replies and archive a whole thread in 5 hours when most anons should be asleep

She played for barely 10 mins and already chose child labour based woman

>>8692822
I doubt it, but like Noel I'm sure she'll get time and opportunity to practice.

>>8692858
>>8692266
Wait, I didn't even notice that the link was on the translated video's description, fuck.

Kronii activates ALL of my neurons, I can't even

>>8692889
The coom river flows quickly. It is easy for the threads to get swept away.

>>8692835

>>8692913
>cared more about the automaton than she did the people
Kronii loves her clocks so much!!
Clock love! Meatbag hate!

>>8692821
Was he really living though?

>>8692913

>>8692835
She would like to be one.

>>8692735
Maybe I'm being paranoid but I hope playing Civ games won't be too political, they have enough difficulty getting permissions as it is. Obviously no one will be actually offended, but simply fighting Qin Shi Huang in a domination victory will bring all the trolls and antis out of the woodwork and ruin the streamer experience.

>>8692835
maybe she does her vocal-chord-care reps

>>8692971
Flesh is ephemeral but steel is eternal.

https://youtu.be/peHfsTzygqQ

>>8692835
Maybe she just happens to have a very nice voice.

>>8693068
maybe you should suck my cock faggot

>>8692913
man imagine if she actually played civ/paradox games with that kind of commentary
the taiwan yab would look like childs play in comparison

>>8692988
Yeah. Kronii is just another bright point in his life.

>>8693082
only if it's yours, Kronii ;)

>>8692889
These threads have to be the most entertaining out of /vt/ by far. Kek

>>8692422
It feels so weird to hear an actual crowd and the energy coming from them in a Hololive concert...
I haven't heard that in a long time, fucking coof.

>>8693061
METAL SEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>8693046
Embrace clockwork.

>>8692971
I want to be a clock! I want to leave my disgusting, fragile meatbag body and eternally become steel and machine!

>>8693124
Looks ma I see my post!

>>8693046
Flesh decays and dies, Steel lasts forever
Abandon your flesh, and come join us in our eternity with the time mistress

Redrew this meme, enjoy

>>8693185
heh, nice work anon.

>>8693185
kek, nice job anon.
That butt tho.

>>8693124
this and the ye olde english threads have been my source of joy for the past two weeks

Jesus Christ you guys started AND ENDED a thread as I was sleeping. It's fucking amazing just how much she has control over our dicks. I don't think I went more than a dozen minutes or so without coming on here yesterday to talk about just how much fucking sex this damn time mistress exudes. I fear that many of us are going to be trapped in our own time loops of endlessly craving Kronii's tits and pussy. I can't imagine how fucking good it would feel to get dommed by her; she could probably make fucking waterboarding feel good. Please God just make her fucking real so I can fuck her pathetically like the horny loser I am.

>>8693023
Well not to mention the governments towards end game

>>8693185
kek

>>8693185
Amazing job. Saved and will use it often.

>>8693220
takeshi is awake

>>8693185
butt version:
https://files.catbox.moe/021900.png

>>8692541
You will edge the whole weekend until de the next stream.

>>8693254
KronASS god of time

>>8693254
fucking dare I say based

>>8692528
https://files.catbox.moe/p1j5hz.mp4
Here you go Anon, though this is from her Superhot stream yesterday.

>>8693125
Yeah, it sure is unpleasant.

>>8692541
The Collab bro?

Heard this was the /horny/ general
Prove it

>>8693285
actually, this is the one I was looking for. Thank you so much, fellow kronie.

/who/ is getting weird. Can I jerk off here with you, Minutemen?

>>8693310
Fuck off

>>8693185
Brilliant

>>8693254
Based

>>8693310
heaving chesticles

>>8693254
WOAH MAMA

>>8693310
This is post nut clarity hours. Come back later.

>>8693220
You think they ever feel a little unsettled that they don't have a physical characteristic their model has? Eh, probably not.

>>8693251
And so the shift back to the Takeshi Phase begins...

>>8693254
Dangerously based.

Reposting the assisted rape greentext form a few threads back, because I liked it so much. Props to the original writer

---
>"Hey Anon, which EN1 did you like the most? Before me."
>this is an incredibly dangerous question, because you know she has bouts of violent jealousy
>tell her Amelia, hopefully she won't be mad because they seem to be friends
>her only response is "Hmm."
>you are consumed by fear for the rest of the day
>the next day
>Kronii takes you to the office
>"I wanted to show off my new toy."
>arrive at the Holo EN office
>manipulates time to get you inside the office
>sneaks you into the locker room
>"Wait here."
>you obey
>after a few minutes, she arrives bringing someone
>it's Ame! Kronii is so nice, she arranged an impromptu meet and greet
>but then you realize Ame is frozen in time, her face the usual dumb smile she has
>"I got you something," Kronii says. "Be grateful."
>she makes you watch as she tilts Ame's chin to face her, as the concept of time ravishes the detective's face with her tongue
>deep, wet kisses with her eyes locked in yours
>you're incredibly hard already, but not sure what to do
>strips the frozen Ame before you
>lays her down on the floor and pushes her panties aside
>spits on her blonde-trimmed pussy and plays with it a little, still watching you as you get achingly hard in your pants
>spreads Ame's legs and presents her to you
>"Well?"

>Ame's head is on Kronii's lap as she is presented to you
>against your moral and logical judgement, you kneel between Ame's legs
>whip out your erection
>Kronii's face makes the slightest twitch, either of disgust, anger, or both at how hard you are for another girl
>you slowly thrust into the frozen Ame
>coo at how her spit-lubed pussy lovingly clings to you and feels so warm
>Kronii's divine sex is almost possessively tight, like a vice in contrast
>begin to move your hips while looking at Ame
>Kronii painfully tanks your hair up to force you to look at her
>"Eyes up here, freak."
>forced to fuck Ame while looking at Kronii
>you know she hates the faves and sounds you make during sex, so you try to keep it in
>even then, Kronii stillmakes a disgusted face, knowing you are close
>you try to pull away but Kronii has an iron grip on your hair
>"Don't go anywhere."
>you instead chase your orgasm, thrusting into Ame's wet, warm, and loving pussy with abandon
>Kronii's face is of pure disdain as you climax, shooting your seed into the helpless detective, thrusting in time with each shot as her walls milk you sweetly
>Kronii takes you by surprise and kisses you as you peak
>she's completely disallowed you to kiss her during sex, but your not having sex with her after all
>as you finally get soft inside of Ame, Kronii pushes you away, a strand of saliva connecting your lips
>you pull out, your seed pouring out of the well-fucked hole
>"You just raped a defenseless girl in stopped time. You really are... something."
>her voice is like poison, but she leans down and begins to eat out Amelia and suck out your cum, eyes locked with yours as she does so
why the fuck did you do that

>>8693360
>This is post nut clarity hours
You have synchronised group masturbation here?

>>8693124
Kronii look I'm in the compilation!!!

>>8693321
I made the post that set the schizo off
I'm sorry hooman

>>8693404
Kek. Based.

>>8693185
nice one

>>8693310
Kronii becomes upset that anon only wants paizuri
https://rentry.co/3pttu
Kronii reads /∞/, becomes horny
https://rentry.co/wqm7rx
Picnic date with Kronii gets lewd
https://rentry.co/b3u4s
Impregnating Kronii and she immediately gives birth to your loli daughter, wincest ensues
https://rentry.co/qit7g
Kronii stops time and jacks you off unto Gura’s food
https://rentry.co/b4pmr
Kronii assists you in time-stop raping Ame
https://rentry.co/gouxb
Bored emotionless sex with Kronii
https://rentry.co/359ou
Kronii wants to try out things she read in these greentexts with anon
https://rentry.co/kzfhg
Marathon sex for an eternity with Kronii (with sound)
https://rentry.co/gdquv
Disappointing Kronii sexually (with sound)
https://rentry.co/uwc6f

I've barely scratched the surface

>>8693321
I've stopped doing it after stumbling into the habit 13 years ago

>>8693322
No prob. Though I seriously hope that she continues doing the line, it does funny thing to both my heart and dick.

>>8693321
The Time Tyrant's coom farms are open to all, nameless one.

>>8693388
Dont other generals?

>>8693459
only /wg/

>>8693375
i'm glad you liked it anon. god, FFM assisted rape is so fucking hot

>>8693388
It generally lines up with Kronii's streams, with some minor takeshi phases between.

Kronii ASMR... I need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86I2UO9cMpo

>>8693375
HOT AS FUCK

>>8693403
You know, there's a fun game somewhere in the thought: time manipulation VTOL. Anyway, cool little animation.

>>8693321
Just cum on the shitposters owlbro

>>8693321
>>8693511
this. it works for us

>>8693375
>>8693473
>FFM assisted rape
Legendary tastes.
This shit is ridiculously rare on pixiv and sadpanda, it's seriously a shame.

>>8693321
what happened there? I thought the rrats are slowly dying out or something.

>>8693375
Fuck not again, I've busted way too many times to Kronii today.

>>8693500
I wish there were more games with fun time manipulation mechanics

>>8693543
Average IQ dropped by a large amount.

>>8693533
it + oyakodon seem to be quite popular here though

>>8693593
the krunny posts? they seem more consensual. unless i'm missing something. god, link me oyakodon assisted rape if there is

>>8693591
Is it true Mumei posted there yesterday?

>>8693632
And so did Kronii in the previous thread of /infinity/, who knows.

>>8693375
Jesus this thread produced some high quality writefags and artfags. I just dont understand where the fuck were you people before?

>>8693630
just normal oyakodon greentexts
oyakodon assisted rape is too degenerate even for me

>>8693591
went in /who/ just now. Interesting choice of topic discussion which funnily fits the civilization theme.

>>8693672
i did gura greentexts in Global prior.
t. clockbud

>>8693361
Not Noel that's for sure

>>8693375
I hope this will go into the fanfic archive

>>8693720
call me gay but I never liked noels tits

>>8693375
It's odd. Really odd. Ignoring a perfectly fine Kronii like that. It'd mean a lot if you spent that time on her instead.

>>8693725
already posted it to the google doc under assorted greentexts

I fell asleep listening to her last night. It was the best sleep I've had in years.

Oshii doesn't even begin to describe what she is to me

>>8693761
Thanks

>>8693754
she was presenting ame to you though. you'd best do what she wants

>>8693720
True, since she matches her character in a number of ways. The thought of someone busty with a small/flat model and being jealous over the lack of back pain is a tad amusing.

>>8693768
That's good anon.

>>8693735
Absolutely gay

>>8693754
If Kronii uses her God like time powers and tells you to have sex with someone, you bow your head, whip out your dick and do as she commands.

>>8693375
>Kronii takes you by surprise and kisses you as you peak
how do all you motherfuckers know my tastes so well

>>8693375
You fuckers need to stop getting me horny with your fanfiction

>>8693792
Felt more like a choice between the question and the reaction. Ah, all fanfiction anyway.

I listened to the stream last night in bed because it was super late for me but dozed off before the end. What were people's reactions, and how far in did she manage to get before ending? Did she say whether or not she plans to continue it another time?

>>8693630
The closest thing I've seen was in a oyakodon doujin with human Pokemon characters.
I don't know much about Pokemon, but the characters were that blue haired girl (Lana I think) and her mother.
They both ended up in an orgy with a bunch of men from their village and at some point, her mother was encouraging a man to completely screw up her daughter, telling him to go faster and all that stuff.
I can't send you the sadpanda links since I'm at the uni right now, but if you are interested, I'll post them in thread once I'm back in a few hours.
(Just search for exhentai or your post number in the archives later if you're not there).

>>8693822
Who's an actual flattie in hololive anyway?
Rushiaand Ina are decent

>>8693822
That's what makes it hard to believe the models were premade but they actually were

>>8693881
i know this doujin intimately thank you. there's also the series of Lusamine (skinny blonde milf with legs for days) and her daughter Lily (cute blonde low-loli).

>>8693891
So you audition and they pair you with a character Cover already owns? Or do you come in with your own ideas?

>>8693856
Or you could say no and then the next moment you see you were time-stopped and used again, potentially by the person she initially had time-stopped even. Basically the same outcome, but without as much reason for her to look down on your or hold something over your head in the future. Best to be careful around powerful, but unhinged beings.

>>8693884
suisui

>>8693884
The models? Rushia, Ina, Suisei and Gura? I don't think anyone else is.

>>8693891
It's certainly possible that design aspects were adjusted to better match their roommate after being selected.
For live2d work I think it comes down to a matter of the artists and riggers having busy schedules and not having the luxury of waiting until auditions are done before you have someone pencil you in.

They may have a lot of premade designs sitting on the backburner that they can pick between.

>>8693951
Is that Alien ogey?

>>8693891
>>8693944
I happened to tune into Kiara the other day for some MK and she said sometimes you know what model you're auditioning for and sometimes they make one with the candidate.

>>8693975
shion is very close if not all the way there

>>8693995
It's Kronii's doing. It's from her future Alien Isolation stream. You didn't hear this from me and I definitely didn't hear this from Ame.

>>8693929
Oh yeah, those ones are pretty good as well.
It's ridiculous how Pokemon always gets some of the best doujins and R18 around, I'm not complaining though.

>>8694011
Good point

>>8694041
Latest gen seems meh in comparison tho, feels like only Marnie is good.

To bring this back on topic, while I'm glad Kronii played the more obscure games so far, since Nintendo is the easiest game to get permission to, which game do you think she'll pick first? Fire Emblem seems to be a bad game to stream but she seems to enjoy it in her debut and it's certainly rare enough.

>>8693995
SPEEN

>>8693185
Based hi fuk

>>8694119
>Fire Emblem seems to be a bad game to stream but she seems to enjoy it in her debut and it's certainly rare enough.
just hope she doesnt stream 3houses

>>8693866
Why don't you want to get horny anon? Do you not want to have sex with Kronii? Do you not want to feel and fuck her giant tits? Do you not want her telling you to do things and you obey like the good Kronii you are only to be rewarded with her body?

MY GOOGLE DOCUMENT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Goddamnit who the fuck broke the Goodle doc?

>>8694119
>Latest gen seems meh in comparison tho, feels like only Marnie is good.

Whaaat? You mean you didn't get a stiffy for Sonia, Bea, Nessa, Melony, etc.??

Morning clockbros gotta check the vod from last nights stream couldn't make it

>>8694168
What else would it be? She's obviously owns a switch and the rest of the FE games are exclusive to defunct handhelds or untranslated.

RUSSIAN BOTS FUCK OFF THE DOCUMENT

>over 30 new users in the google doc
a fucking raid

good thing i saved all the rentries

OI, ANON WHO GOT IP BANNED BUT HAS GREENTEXTS IN PICTURE FORM. reply to this post with the imgur

>public document
This was never gonna work out in all honesty.

ah fuck. some cunt is already destroying the google doc.

>>8694212
Share you reactions as you go, it was a good stream

>>8694230
I hope she owns a wii u and plays sacred stones

>>8694203
I still have a large number, a majority even, of the stories saved on my PC. This is but a temporary setback on our glorious path

>>8694203
Everything is saved. Dont worry. An annoying inconvenience that will be fixed soon.

>welding up some shit for my shitbox car with Frostpunk on the garage laptop
>fucking up every single weld
>stop and come here frustrated
>fap to ame x kronii timestop rape
>go back to welding
>lay some of the best beads of my life
Post nut clarity is something else boys

>>8694181
It's pretty understandable if someone doesn't want to bother with the feelings unless the real deal is before them.

Any backup of the list of fics? Some retards decided to ruin the google doc.

>>8694286
She blesses those who praise her

>>8694203
I mean, to be honest, it was bound to happen at some point >>8687125
A freely editable document is a terrible idea, and I'm actually surprised it took this long for someone to fuck it up.

>>8694283
Get the feeling that it's a falseflagger pretending to be a coomposter here.

>>8694286
As an anon described in poetic detail earlier, the gemeral goes from 2 extremes of SEX to deep meditation, no middle ground

>>8694320
Is always is

You are lifting right? You are improving right? You are not wasting your time given by Kronii right?

>>8694119
>only Marnie is good
>he doesn't want to shatter his dick against Bea's titanium abs
kinda gay man

>>8694362
I'm eating chocolate and welding an ECU bracket back onto an MX5 atm
If I fap again will Kronii-sama speed up my shitty 5amp battery charger?

>>8694362
I hurt my shoulder really badly and i'm unable to do anything with my arms for a few weeks now when it comes to weights or lifting them comfortably above my head. I still get sharp pains even if it's slowly getting better. I didn't think it would take so long to heal.

>>8692357
So, anyone planning to do a tribute?

>>8694445
not me personally.

>>8694362
Plan on doing exercise reps later this week but since the other day I havent drank a drop of alcohol because I felt pretty happy and high off Kronii herself, impressive for me as I haven't abstained for over 3 months and usually binged everyday, this girl is saving me from myself

>>8692541
shit I'm used to her streaming now at the end of the day, I'm ngmi

>>8694311
>You've been visited by the time goddess of bountiful paizuri
>excellent skill and post-nut clarity will come to you but only if you scream SEEEEEXXXXX

>>8694426
this but my shoulder has been fucked up for 2+ years, I swear I've dislocated a joint or something because it has half the strength of my right side

>>8692721
c-cute

>>8694445
I don't want us to be exiled to /trash/ bro

>>8694666
even /become/ is still here anon

>>8694689
The meidos BECAME, that's the only way to explain

>>8694606
Can you even function with a dislocated join for so long? I figured it would be a medical emergency

>>8694606
I.. don't think this is normal.
You at least saw a doctor or a specialist, right?

>>8692750
I was actually thinking after the stream about tropico and how its similar to frostpunk, if she likes frostpunk she would love tropico

ARGH HELP I'M BECOMING A KRONIE

>>8694760
I can't believe Fauna is a meido all along.

>>8694305
I have a backup yes.

>>8694606
Wtf why haven't you gone to the doctor?

>>8692800
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>8694362
I am, but I'm still wondering whether to get back to bulking up. I guess it's more of a when than an if. Right now I ought to use that time to prepare for things that no amount of muscle would protect me from, not to be dramatic.

>>8694426
Muscle and tendon injuries heal very slowly. It's just the way they are. You can speed it up somewhat with a heating pad over the affected area but it's just gonna take time. It's normal for a tendon injury to take over a month to heal.

>>8692988
BIG TRUE

>>8694796
>>8694882
Last time I went to a physician they wrote me a script for muscle relaxants lmao

I just avoid doing much physical labor. I will say, this thread has been extremely bad for my arm considering how much I've been jacking it.

>>8694203
>>8694315
>>8694207
>>8694283
Should I post a mega link to the pdfs of my collection? Could help with the re- archiving process`?

Is it even possible to BECOME Kronii?

>>8694925
This is actually physiotherapy for you, Kronii is looking after you by making you cum to her

>>8692971
>>8693137

I wonder if she'll play Mechanicus if she's going to push this machine love angle.

>>8694958
no, this is taking it too far anon

>>8694980
At this rate, my body won't last!

>>8694958
the clockwork sect ceaselessly strives to imitate kronii’s level of perfection, but I don’t think truly becoming her is possible
I’m sorry anon

>>8694957
Yes please, it'll be helpful.

>>8694958
Imagine

>>8695003
Dont do this to me. Dont give me false hope. Actually, im afraid GW will find a way to copystrike or sue hololive for playing a Warhammer game. Id rather they avoid that steaming pile of shit when it comes to their managment.

>>8694362
Wagecucking my ass off at the moment, but will certainly exercise this evening

https://twitter.com/darkmaya12/status/1430875680493826050?s=20

>>8694362
I'm working out but I only work one day a week. (Will quit my job for a new and better one soon.)

>>8695212
That's it. I'm sex now.

>>8695212
yoooo, this is like fanfics slowly coming to artform.

>>8694958
Every anon on this board is kronii talking about how SEX she is.
Including (you)

>>8695212
I just found it as you posted, nice shit, I'm in takeshi mode now

>>8695212
SEX

We need Kronii to play a game where Michelle Ruff voices a character

>>8695212
Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based

Bros, do you think we can get her to do a watchalong of RTD era Doctor Who?

>>8694958
I swear to fuck if you little fucks try that RP shit again I will burn this thread to the ground.

>>8694426
broke my arm on boxing day and was back at work in April, I went off on the sick again today because there's pain right on the break whenever I lift anything heavy, docs say another 6-8 weeks of rest before I can go back to work again
Shit takes forever bro, don't rush it

>>8695058
>>8694957
Here, i hope I got it working right.
mega.nz/folder/q2gGwJxZ#WgxC_BhdvuNCyhvO1qUCrQ

>>8695212
>the thick pubes
>the feet coming back with curled toes
SEEEX

>>8695212
Wait? She has the same stirrup stockings as IRyS? H-Hot

>>8692971
kek

>>8695212
Well, looks like it's time to go full Takeshi and destroy my dick once again.
Thank you anon.

>>8693185
based and Kornii's narcissism pilled

>>8695356
doubt it
at least this general likes it, teamates for some reason all hate doctor who

>>8695384
What a troublesome occurrence. Here's to a thorough healing.

>>8695212
I want to RAPE Kronii

>watching the VoD
>she fucks up a building placement and just hard resets
How is she so fucking perfect bros?

>>8695428
The Doctor's true transformation is to Takeshi, it makes sense now

>>8695448
>at least this general likes it
You are confusing tolerating with liking.

>>8695428
>Doctor turning into Takeshi
This image is perfect, kek.

How are you guys enjoying Kronii?
I don't get it.
I am watching the Frostpunk stream but she just seems so cold (haha very funny) and disinterested like she doesn't actually give a shit.
Pretty sure it's not a vanilla gameplay too since she knows what she's doing

>>8695392
Will check this later

>>8695518
:(

>>8695529
>cold and disinterested
Yeah, it totally hot.

>>8695481
Isn't she just fantastic?

>>8695475
I'm taking the extra free time to fix up a couple cars that have been languishing in brokenness on my drive so it's not lost time really, however going from an actual wage to my counties sick pay (~$110/w) is fucking painful

>>8695529
Precisely because she is cold that makes her sexy

>>8695529
She's played before but is obviously not great at the game, so probably just played it once or twice. Not sure what you mean by vanilla?

I'm having a great time, she's clearly got some good autism and is struggling between enjoying the game in her own way, trying to talk to chat and trying to actually win

>>8695529
>cold and disinterested
Yeah, doesn't it make your cock and heart tingle?

>>8695448
Given the initial reaction, I doubt people "like" it anymore. But there is no reason to stop others from having fun.
Though all special gosling types are always kinda meh to me.

>>8693185
>”Ma’am, this is an emergency line. I’ve told you to stop calling it!”
>”Who was that?”
>”Uh… Babe?”

>>8692913
that's just because it's the apocalypses! Yeah haha

>>8695212
relevant audio
https://files.catbox.moe/iujvai.mp3

>>8695529
https://files.catbox.moe/gumzf4.mp3

Have anyone check if her clock is actually working?

>>8695529
Sounds like she isnt for you. Trying to understand why someone likes something and grasping subjectivity is pointless.

>>8695619
SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

>>8691215
Vtuber playing God Hand fucking when?

>>8695629
nice
>>8695652
It's not. Also the 'second' hand only spins twice as fast as the 'minute' hand, which is twice the 'hour' hand.

>>8695529
I don't expect every stream and much less every game to get the same treatment by her. Personally, no matter how much I like someone's sound and demeanor, I tune in because I'm interested in the game and subsequently their journey with and thoughts on it.

>>8693023
civ 4 was the last good civ game and people won't play it because it's older

>>8695599
I laughed when she complained about having to talk to chat because she's streaming. This lady has some very good sim game autism. I really hope she streams more Frostpunk in the future.

>>8695652
Her clock might be a but sore from me sucking it

>>8695619
Jesus

>>8695619
>thumbsore
how adorkable

>>8695212
https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8

>>8693124
lmao that's my /paizuri/ general

>>8695212
CLOCK SECKSU SECKSU WITH CLOCK

>>8695652
Actually, on that, her clock is weird since it doesnt seem to run on human time frames. For every rotation of the second hand the minute hand turns half and the hour hand turns a quarter, at least I think that's how it is. Great in animation, but makes one wonder what kind of clock shes using...

>Kronii bragging about experiencing temps colder than -40
She's so fucking Canadian holy fuck I love her.

>>8695676
It has happened but not Hololive. Was my first encounter with the game too. Good times.

>>8695212
>(Cool Voice)

It’s the little details.

>>8695676
Never, that game's way too fucking hard for vtubers. Your best bet for it was Lulu and she's dead.

>>8695619
Beautiful

>>8695676
if a holo sang the theme I would kneel so hard

>>8695758
>Canadian
You're joking, right? How many of them am I going to find out are in my country? I'm surprised it's not more the USA.

>>8695529
She's a bitch, that's why it makes me hard.

>>8693220
b-based

>>8693254
NICE

>>8695807
The majority of EN vtubers in the scene right now are canadian. Hololive is actually the odd one out with how few of their talents are canucks but it's probably just because they don't recruit as heavily from the indie pool.

>>8694362
I'm too scared of people to go to exercise in public and I have no extra rooms in my apartment for equipment thanks to my sister. In a couple months though she'll move out so I can convert her room into a home gym.

Kronii is the only chuuba that I can actually sit and watch for an entire stream.
Definitely becoming a member when that becomes available...

I think I might need help, I'm writing too much. At this rate I might end up with a romance novel

>>8695939
Just fuck your sister, that should solve it. Somehow.

>>8695939
You can do almost everything with calisthenics and a couple dumbbells.

>>8695960
DO IT FAGGOT

>>8695939
>I'm too scared of people to go to exercise in public
unless you are a hunchback worth taking a photo of, nobody cares
I would rather see fat people out on the track exercising than blocking my way on the sidewalk

>>8695960
The time has come anon. Your 40 chapter romance smut novel must be written!

>>8695939
Just cum on her anon, then she will leave just like the undesirables that come here from time to time

>>8695960
A lot (and I mean A LOT) of successful novelists started out writing fanfic, got carried away and just submitted their manuscript with the names changed to dodge copyright.

Embrace the horny. The hardest part of writing is actually getting into a productive groove. Once you're in it, don't you dare leave.

>>8695212
Damn I’ve been spending so much time on rule34.xxx that I’m legitimately pleasantly surprised when nobody bitches about the dude’s skin colour
although I guess kronii’s in the picture so it’s hard to notice the guy let alone pay attention to him

>>8695960
You make it sound as that is a bad thing

>>8695960
Write a romance novel with Kronii, do it, don't forget the sex though

>>8695529
>she just seems so cold (haha very funny) and disinterested like she doesn't actually give a shit.
I've seen this opinion several times but I don't get it, she seemed really into it to me. Does enjoying a game mean that you have to act like you're hopped up on cocaine?

>>8693255
she demands it

>>8693435
based archivist

>>8695668
possibly the first reasonable take I’ve ever seen on /vt/
are you by chance in clarity mode right now

>>8695939
You don't need a tonne of fancy equipment to get some exercise, anon.
Go jogging
Do some crunches, pushups, squats etc. on your bedroom floor
Buy a pair of ~25kg dumbells and start lifting them. Hell, you can lift with your free-hand while being a slob in front of the computer and just swap hands now and then.
Squeeze an old slipper or shoe to work on grip strength.

There's no need to go all or nothing with exercise. Gym equipment is only important if you're a tiny girl starting from 0 or a bodybuilder looking to bulk hard.

>>8695939
Honestly the gym is a great place to go because you’re going to be around people who are thinking the exact same thing in their own heads. Everyone there is trying to better themselves and most instances anyone who does shit like point and laugh at folks trying to work out usually get chased out pretty quickly.

Thoughts on Kronii playing a horror game? Based on her yell at a Superhot character being closed I could imagine the gap would be excellent.

>>8696005
Western porn gets retarded most people know it's just deemphasized porn NPC guy.

Pls help I'm contemplating buying Frostpunk now.
How often does it go on sale?

>>8695619
uuoOohhhhUuuouoooooooHHH... uuoooAAhuuUUUUUUUUoAHHHHHHHHHHH... uuoUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEX WITH KRONII PAIZURI SEX UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>8696201
It's free on your local torrent site.

>>8696201
Pirate it then buy it if you like it. Probably the steam summer sale.

>>8695929
how many canadians am I not aware of?
the only ones that come to mind are kronii, ina, and haruka

>>8696179
I wonder if she'd be up for it. Even if not, I wouldn't put it past her to brave it. Seems she's jumpy considering her reaction to the abrupt electrocution in Twelve Minutes.

>>8696005
Asian artists always draw the guy darker than the girl. It has nothing to do with race, every asian not living in the west grew up in an ethnostate. It's just a trope that high-class women are abnormally pale because they have the luxury of hiding from the sun, while guys are tanned because they go out and labour.

>>8695939
It's very rare for people to laugh at you at the gym. I've been to plenty of them, from the big ones, to the ones in someones basement filled with complete gopniks. During some period of my life I was severally underweight as well. Wasnt laughed at. Most people focus on their own reps. Just dont hog equipment while youre browsing your phone and doing nothing, dont throw shit around and don't leave gear in random places.

>>8696201
Got it free on Epic. It was okay

>>8696214
TAKESHI NO!

>>8696252
Just off the top of my head: Elira, Selen, Rosemi and Petra from NijiEN are all canucks.

regular sex with Kronii

>>8695960
if it’s good that shit can rake in cash from lonely housewives
you’re on a good path, anon

>>8696292
Revolutionary post

>>8695939
I have severe anxiety about how fat I am and the only time I went to a gym folk were so supportive and helpful I had to go to the toilet and throw up from nerves.
Wish I had a 24hr gym nearby so I could run at night but for now I'm just dieting which is a start I guess

>>8696005
Honestly dont see it as black. Just a grey anonymous de-emphasized male character. There are cases when artists really make a point to make a black character and it shows.

I need the paizuri NOW

>>8692357
PAIZURI PAIZURI SEX SEX PAIZURI SEX BOOBS BOOBS PAIZURI SEX SEX

>>8695996
>>8696002
>>8696003
>>8696033
>>8696034
>>8696309
What I have so far in chronological order:
>"Doesn't it suck?" It's a month or two, since you've met her, this all-powerful entity who forced herself into your life.
>"What sucks?" You're currently trying to learn how to make gimbap while she waits at the dining table, she's developed quite the fascination with Korean cuisine.
>"Being mortal." She says with a particular disdainful emphasis on the mortal part.
>"Whatever do you mean?" You bring the finished gimbap to the table, it's not the best but it's serviceable. She takes one and wolfs in down in one gulp.
>"I mean, doesn't it suuuuuuck? Being so weak? Having such a short lifespan? It's kinda pitiable?" She grins at you, you've gotten used to her habits now.
>"I suppose, but I can't really complain. Not all of us can be like you." You take a bite out of your work, not bad. You might need to cut down on the mayonnaise
>"Of course, there's only one of me! I'm one of a kind!" She spreads out her arms, a smug look, her narcissism can be grating for some, but to you it's something you've always found cute.
>"A lonely existence" You absent-mindedly say, fetching some soju from the fridge.
>When you come back, your spine tingles, she has that disdainful look again.
>"Lonely? You presume too much? Dog." The soju bottle in your hand suddenly shatters in the bottle, it's contents spilled down on the floor. Yeah you pissed her off again.
>"I apologize" you say in a practiced tone, getting the mop to clean up the mess. You've learned quickly that it was the quickest way to temper your mistress's wroth.
>While cleaning up, you notice a change in her mood.
>"If you think I'm so 'lonely', maybe I should leave." She pouts, that remark of yours really got to her.
>"Oh? I thought I was just a pet." You wanted to say it in a joking manner, but instead opted to be serious. There were very few moments where Kronii would drop her guard.
>"Yes, that is what you are, a pet to amuse me for a time." She says haughtily, looking down on you as you carefully try to pick up errant glass.
>"And when I die, I guess you're just gonna find another pet, huh." You say, a little sadness in your tone.
>You hear something, a movement.
>You look back at Kronii.
>Her eyes now focused on the window of the apartment.
>"Yes...I forgot...you're mortal. One day you'll die." She says to herself, lost in her thoughts.
>"Why so down? You can always get another." You stand next to her, slightly mesmerized by her beauty.
>"Hmmm, I've grown fond of you. Finding another pet would take some effort." She stares at you, with her smug grin. Expecting you to be flustered.
>"I like you too Kronii." You say with a smile, it was how you honestly felt.
>She blushed slightly
>"Hmph, you've grown cocky huh? Maybe I should remind you how to properly behave." She says in a threatening manner.
>"I apologize mistress." You make a slight humble bow, lowering your head to the floor.
>You could've sworn you saw the first genuine smile on her face as you did so.

why is she so perfect bros?

>>8696005
Japs always draw their chads as ashy, even though they get more beige.

>>8696346
Wait I read this one. Fuck. My heart. Aarggghh

>>8696258
that’s actually kinda cool in a way

>>8696370
Big clock

>>8695960
TAKE. YOUR. TIME

>>8695939
As other anons said, people that are in a gym are usually the coolest and the chillest people you can possibly meet around.
But if you really can't meet anyone, you don't necessarly have to go to the gym to do some physical exercise, you can perfectly do that at home without any kind of equipment.
The hardest part is to actually get started, and MOST IMPORTANTLY, to do that regularly.
You can't just do intense exercise once every 2 months and call it a day.

You guys know that Kronii is a dude right?

>>8696346
>It's a Friday night
>You and Kronii are watching whatever Korean drama is on just to kill time
>It's been some months since you've become her sex slave
>"I'm bored" She drones out annoyingly.
>"I have an idea" She smirks haughtily, tracing her finger down the nape of your neck
>"You've been very entertaining my pet, in recognition of your good behavior, I'll let you decide what to do with me tonight" You blink once or twice, unbelieving of her words
>"You mean I can be the dominant one for once?" She flicks her finger on your forehead with a slight frown
>"Don't get too excited now, 'honey', this is gonna be a one time thing." She drags you by the collar of your shirt, dragging you to the bedroom.
>She struts over to the bed, sitting down, but still clothed.
>She places both hands on her lap, waiting.
>"Well then? Let me see what kind of dog you are when off your leash" Her haughty grin mocks you. She wants to see what you can do.
>You think, your mind racing, all the possible scenarios. This is your chance, your chance to finally be the one on top.
>And yet
>You approach her, grabbing her by the shoulders.
>She stares at you, half amused and half wary. She said she would let you have your way, but you're confident if you go overboard she'll be angry.
>You have no intention of doing anything inappropriate.
>You gently push her down on the bed, resting her head on the pillow.
>She's a bit taken back, probably expecting a more violent motion.
>You stare at her, at her blue sapphire eyes.
>She stares back, not wanting to back down from your gaze.
>You interlock your fingers with hers, spreading them wide.
>You bend forward, slowly until the both of you can feel each other's breaths.
>"What are you doing?" She's getting a bit impatient now, ironic.
>"I love you." Those words, had so much power behind them. She didn't expect them.
>You plant a kiss, a soft and gentle kiss. An innocent thing, like the first kiss between highschool lovers.
>She squirms.
>"W-Wha-" You quickly proceed to nibble on her left earlobe.
>"I love you, I love you, I love you." You repeat breathily into her ear as you start undressing her.
>"O-Oh, I expected something less vanilla" She's trying to hide it, but it's clear she wasn't ready for your assault.
>You stare down at her exposed breasts, her massive udders. You caress them, kissing gently and nibbling on each of her nipples.
>She's shuddering now, your usual paizuris were tenfold rougher than this, but the way you're carefully handling them now is an experience foreign to her.
>You places your hands her thighs, while servicing her lovely breasts. Applying little force as her legs part and exposing her crotch.
>"Y-You're quite the romantic." She isn't used to this, she was probably expecting you to be a sex-crazed brute.
>You pull down her panties, exposing her vagina. It's clearly waiting now.
>You place one hand behind her head, and the other on the lower back
>This is the moment.
>You lower your face towards hers again.
>She's blushing profusely.
>"I love you, I'm yours, forever until the end" You can see the hints of moisture on the edges of her eyes.
>"S-Shut up." Her lip's are quivering, she's completely out of her element. This was something a being such as her could have never fathomed.
>Pure genuine love.
>You insert yourself into her, it is the most vannila of sex, missionary for the purpose of procreation.
>She's gasping out, her hands wrapped around your back.
>All the while you continue speaking into her ear
>"I love you, I love you, I love you."
>"Shut up, Shut up, Shut up," Is all she can reply through tears of joy.

>>8696292
Loving, baby-making vanilla sex with Kronii.

>>8696334
>wanna touch my boob?

>>8695939
You should take this time to do squats and other leg exercises. It will also work your abdominals to a degree. Feels great to have more spring in your step and even getting out of bed will suddenly start feeling too easy one day. More importantly, legs hold up everything else so it's kind of good to have them be built in time for the work on the top half.

>>8696162
This is horseshit. Here's the average gym experience for you
>Step in, immediately stared down by a half dozen judgmental gym rats who clearly spend every waking moment in there
>start using a piece of free equipment, catch a bunch of dirty looks from gym rats
>every time you finish an exercise and clean your station, you can catch a sidelong glance and sneer from several of them
>eventually one or more will just stand at whatever station you've started using and casually loiter just to make it extra clear that you're unwelcome here
I've never met a group of people as superficial and hostile as gym regulars. /fit/folks are generally great to be around but they're a drop in the ocean and the overwhelming majority of folks lurking your local workout hub are socially regressed pissbabies that will do everything within their power short of actually talking to you to make it abundantly clear they don't want you there.

>>8696410
Yeah. Me!

>jerk off to Kronii so much I can't feel anything anymore

>>8696418
>You were surprised by how excited she was. Apparently there was going to be a Japanese style summer festival in town, and she was practically giddy with excitement.
>It's been a year now since your time with the Mistress of Time, pleasing her as her toy. The first months were rough, but things started changing that night when she allowed you a single chance to take charge.
>Ever since she had been being less and less strict with you, though she still never allowed you to wear the pants in your relationship.
>The first order of business in preparation of the festival was attire, you had elected to wear a simple shirt and cargo pants. Kronii however would go out with style.
>You spent most of your hard earned money to buy , not rent, a beautiful yukata dyed in blue, stitched with golden engravings and geometric motifs.
>She uncharacteristically squealed when you presented it to her.
>You accompany her to the festival, the local expatriate Japanese community chipping in and making it the event of the year. It's completely authentic in every way.
>There were flying lanterns, men dancing and carrying a mikoshi, everything was if it was ripped out of a SoL anime.
>Throughout all of it Kronii's eyes just sparkled, like a wide-eyed child experiencing something new.
>Seeing her like this was a refreshing experience, most of the time she just presented herself to the world a cool and haughty woman.
>You wanted to impress her in the various festival games, like the fishing, or the gun gallery.
>Unfortunately for you, you were a mere mortal, and she had the ability to control time.
>You ended carrying all of her won prizes, a little disappointed by such a petty abuse of her powers.
>"Awwww, don't be sad babe, I know how badly you wanted to win for me." She chides you while suckling on a stick of flavored dango.
>Her tongue licking it in a way that was obviously meant to excite you.
>It was working
>"Looks like it's time for the fireworks" I say with flustered cheeks, noticing the crowds of people who were now looking towards the sky.
>Kronii quickly looks upward, this was the climax, she wasn't going to miss this.
>You soon had an idea, looking down at your phone and consulting a map.
>You grab her hand, she looks towards you with a questioning look.
>"Hey, you mind if we use your powers for a sec?" You ask humbly
>She nods, a little curious as to what exactly you were planning.
>She's completely taken by surprise when you scope her up, jogging as she wrapped her arms around your neck to avoid falling off.
>You pass by the crowds of frozen people, eventually reaching the base of a lone grassy hill, you put her down, you weren't fit enough to climb the steps with her in your arms.
>She stares at you, taken a little back.
>"You need to learn how not to overdo it anon." She had a slightly arrogant look on her face but also had a small smile.
>"Come on, lets see the main event." You clasp her hand, guiding her towards the summit.
>You find a lonely oak tree, providing perfect cover from the elements.
>5 minutes
>You nestle under the tree along with Kronii, the city below all but unaware of the two of you.
>4 minutes
>The first of the fireworks have now fired off, a dazzling array of colored lights dancing across the sky.
>3 minutes
>You stare at her, she's utterly enthralled, but to you she was more brilliant than the fireworks themselves.
>2 minutes
>You lean forwards, she's completely distracted
>1 minute
>You take your chance and kiss her in the lips, firework explosions punctuate your brazen deed
>10 minutes
>You blink, you're no longer under the shade of the tree. Instead you find yourself straddling Kronii. The front of her yakuta is loosened, exposing her lovely breasts and inverted nipples.
>Her blue eyes shine even in the darkness, you can see the flush in her face and the look of disdain.
>"You've been getting more and more cocky recently. Did you already forget? That was only a one time thing. Only I get to initiate anything." She tries to muster some anger, but you can tell she enjoyed your romantic gesture
>"I'm sorry, it's just..."You couldn't finish that sentence, she has her hands on your face.
>"Shut up." She pulls you down, your lips touching, tongues interlocked.
>You remove parts of the loosened yukata, this thing was expensive, you didn't want to damage it.
>"Hey anon." Kronii speaks up before you begin.
>"I love you too." You barely had the time to process the words before she throws herself at you, kissing you, nibbling on your earlobes.
>Your bodies conjoined, under the stars.
>To any potential interlopers it looked like a mere tryst
>For the both of you it was infinity.

Everyone wants Kronii paizuri
But what about Kronii armpit licking?

>>8696292
W-with hand holding?

>>8696410
I'm pretty accustomed to finding out characters were voice-acted by the opposite gender.

>tfw 3 am next stream
Being euro kronii is suffering...

>>8693375
how did i miss this one

>>8696437
Will you have sex with me?

>>8696395
heh

>>8696476
Sweaty Pitzuri...

>>8696476
Imagine burying your face in Kronii's pits while she tells you how fucking gross you are haha

>>8696153
Based homegym anon. I've been doing exactly that and I fully support your statement

>>8696476
LICKING KRONII'S SWEATY PITS AFTER A LONG STREAM

>>8696418
>>8696459
Ffffuck.
That's really fucking good.

>>8696382
The west used to be like that as well. Medieval romance stories are full of fancy words to describe how pale the princess is and how tanned and rugged her dashing knight suitor is by comparison.
Aesthetic values shifted in the west because of the gradual shift from an economy driven by outdoor physical labour to one driven by indoor industrial labour and office work. Nowadays it's the rich that have the luxury of tanning while the poor work indoors. That shift came more gradually in the west while it happened very suddenly in the east, and a kind of aesthetic 'nostalgia' for noblesse oblige without the sociopolitical implications fuels fantasies like that.

>>8696402
>you can perfectly do that at home without any kind of equipment.
any tips on how to start when you are a complete lanklet?

>>8696550
see
>>8696153

>>8696497
unofficial continuation, again, props to the original posters

---

>Kronii brings you to the cafeteria
>stops time for everyone but you two
>drags you to Gura, frozen in time
>jerks you off while whispering how you probably want to fuck the world's most popular chuuba
>"...pin down that shark brat and breed her..."
>forces you to cum all over Gura's McDonald's fries
>orders you to clean yourself up and sit with her
>time resumes
>"Hoocha this mayonnaise tastes weird huahaha"

>she does this for all the ENs
>cumming in Ame's bread
>cumming in Mori's UberEats water
>cumming in Sana's jar of vegemite

>ywn be a child slave under chief Kronii
>ywn have her reward you for your weekly labor, a drop of her warm saliva to keep your body from freezing
>years go by
>ywn be called into Chief Kronii's chambers where she'll proceed to milk your cock daily
>ywn look at her unimpressed face for the last time as you finally give up
>ywn have your body chopped and fed to the pigs that will serve as food for the future kids
It's been a pleasure everyone

>>8696494
At this point I just gave up, and now I'm just going bed after getting back from work to wake up at 3 or 6 AM.
At least I have a decent sleeping schedule now thanks to her, so it's not that bad.

>>8696455
Genitals are sensitive, if you overdo spanking it you're gonna hurt the tissue. Give it a rest to recover or just go massage your balls to get off or something.

>coomer thread
>anons doing their writing reps
>anons encouraging others to do fitness reps
>anons helping each other improve
>oshi is Korean
/wah/... home...

Is she truly the only broken girl in EN2?

>>8696598
ah yes, a classic

>>8696663
broken?

>people liked my greentexts enough to repost them
I love you fags

>>8696584
How the fuck is a "lanklet" supposed to exercise with a 25 KG dumbbell one handed?
Am I just super weak? My "normal" dumbbell is 18 KG...

How exactly do we look like? I mean, onigiryaa are onigiris, deadbeats are skeletons, what are we?

>>869675
Remember her debut goals...

>>8696757
Then buy 18kg, bitchboy. What's your malfunction?

>>8696760
the consensus seems to be clocks with faces or clock-headed humans for now

>>8696760
Clockwork automatons with clock heads

>>8696757
Oh, in that case start lower of course. Maybe even with 15kgs so you get used to the movement first. After it feels too easy, move on to 20. Then 25.

>>8696760
Kronie... your observation reps...

>>8696527
that atmosphere is wonderful

>>8693388
edge til kronii gives sweet release during her stream

>>8696598
>"Hoocha this mayonnaise tastes weird huahaha"
Gets a kek out of me everytime, I can almost hear Gura say that.

>>8696646
koreans are truly the best chuubas

>>8696663
The broken are the more evolved
REJOICE!

>>8696418
>>8696459
My heart and my cock are one in the same, holy shit I love these

>>8696790
meant to reply to >>8696750

>>8696201
Either wait for a sale on steam or get it from various key shops. Bought it just now and paid what..6euros? Or get it for FREE!

>>8696760
Clock faced robots, Marty McFly, David Tennant and Ryan Gosling

>>8696646
>One has giant tits
>The other is flat as a board
Balance is everything in a man's life

>>8696760
Humanoids with clock-heads. It's convenient because it allows for flexibility. You can have shotaclocks, Chadclocks, emaciated auschwitz labour camp clocks for frostpunk, etc.

>>8696598
I can't believe I just fapped to this

>>8696550
Start eating well. Eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of spring water. Tap water contains almost no minerals so it's shite.

>>8696760

>>8696966
Nigga get minerals from your diet. Poshwater is a californian mental illness.

>>8696793
If some random person who has never worked out can casually curl 25 KG then it all feels quite pointless.

>>8696760
Usually, humanoid people with clocks as heads and rifles (Minutemen).
David Tennant works too.

>>8696760
Coal covered shotas with missing fingers

>>8696346
>The soju bottle in your hand suddenly shatters in the bottle
Either I'm missing something or you are

>>8697029
Takobro I KNEEL

>>8697015
Then stay small. We aren't your fucking therapists.

What even is this thread and why am I getting horny too

>>8697068
Sorry my dude...it's a rough draft

>>8696930
>one is a calm, soft artist
>the other is a confident, assertive voice actor
in some ways, the same
in others, different
but in all, based

>>8697015
It's okay anon if you put in a herculean amount of effort over many years you may one day in your wildest dreams be simply below average

>>8695939
I see you are still in the stage of caring what people think of you. Stop caring about randoms people's opinion of you and just focus on doing your gym reps.

>>8697029
>the banners in the background
As always it's the attention to detail that really elevates this. Good shit.