/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

she's mentally 5 years old you sick fuck

>>870063
Fed speds and Bible clutchers only care about biological age
And she’s certifiably legal

>>870063
her autism kind of turn me on desu.

>148 cm
>retarded
>meaty thighs and big tits
Perfect

>retarded
>maid
>chubby ass and thighs

Imagine pulling her over your knee and giving her a nice slap

>>870063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODpoyqXiDx8

>>870063
That makes it even better

>>870108
based lad. same fetish. she's so cute but also so fucking dumb that i just want to hold her tight and squeeze her, but at the same time i want to impregnate her and marry her to continue taking care of her stupid ass.

>>870241

>>870239
>>870206
>>869595
bless gaou papa

>>869595
curious,
do your eyes narrowed, your skin turned yellow, and your hand started to look like appendages?

>>870315
for as horny as other chuubas inevitably make me none quite hit the "i would do anything to protect this idiot" spot quite as hard as aqua

First stream with her new 2 PCs rig soon, wonder what she'll play. Hoping it'll be something new, but I just want more Aqua even if it's apex or minecraft.

>>870239
jeez this picture never fails to give me a boner..

>>872341
Last month she said something about how there was a new game she wanted to play and had permissions for it but she was always on break or something got in the way these past few weeks, maybe she can finally do it now.

>>870063
Autist need love, too.

I was once drunk and horny out of my mind and "hired" one of those girls who claim they can give you JOI live over voice in exchange for cash. The one I hired specifically said she had voice training and could replicate different voices pretty well, and in my shameless, alcohol-induced state, I asked her if she could recreate Aqua's poor attempts at English. I remember there being a good 20 minutes of silence as I very quickly sobered up and felt like a fucking idiot for even suggesting this and going this far, but she got back to me right before I was about to cancel after I thoroughly dropped my autism spaghetti all over the ground. I got the call and my heart was thumping out of my chest in a mix of shame and anticipation. After a few moments of silence came the most spot on, strained, half-confused English greeting. I froze, and my body betrayed me. A wet slurp followed. She was not infact laughing at me behind my back (to my knowledge; I firmly believe she was) but instead, getting points of reference for Aqua's personality and talking style. She fucking nailed it. The next twenty minutes was filled with perfect-Aqua-style slow, awkward English, as if she was struggling to find the right words to tell me what to do and as if she was also struggling to understand what a goddamn penis was, asking me if it felt good combined with the occasional slurp. It was the hardest, but most shameful cum of my fucking life. I'm so fucking sorry for what I've done. Heaven's gates are closed to me.

>>872911
That was very professional of her. How much did it cost?

>>872911
You are the most based of 2021 so far.

Ya'll need to stop being a creep.
Like do you even see what you're typing

>>873369
I'm sure you have a few skeletons in your closet yourself, anon.

>>873369
Welcome to 4chan, get used to it.

>>873369
>y'all
>creep
Go back.

>>872911
uh hello? based department?

>>872840
Maybe she's gonna go play Valheim?

>>875151
>open world survival craft
>early access
I hope not.

>>872911
Kek I'm definitely saving this one, good job anon.

>>872911
vtubers are gifts that just keeps giving and giving. Godspeed you magificent retard!

>>873369
>Ya'll
Americans...

>>872911
A good Gosling post? S-suigoi

what was your opinion of this part?

>>869595
Did you drink the Frappucino, anon?

>>872911
>JOI
I've seen this term thrown around a lot but I can't figure out what it means.

>>872911
That girl was a goddamn hero

>>877192
Jerk-Off Instructions. 4channel might be a bit too much for your pure heart

>>872911
Now that's service.

>>872911
This is one of those posts that's going down in archive history. Too bad it's not in one of the main ones.

>>877315
It's not even a 4channel thing, this anon seems too pure to have not seen the term on any number of porn sights.

>>877987
I thought about it but posting it in an Aqua thread felt more appropriate.

I want to sniff her teeny little Aqua feetsies

>>870206
that chocolate on her body will start looking like smeared shit after a bit

>>878197
Not if I slurp it all up first

>>872911
Blessed post.

>>872911
Whenever Aqua says POG, she's talking about (you).

>>880186
>Aqua makes any noise that brings back the memory of that night
>Including the slurp she practically uses as punctuation because she focuses too hard on things and forget saliva exists
>Instant crippling erection

>>880650
Damn anon must do that shit again

>>872911
kek'd and check'd

>>872911

>>878197
The whole point is that I get to lick it off.

>>872911
For posterity.

>>872911
Employee of the month

>>872911
My fucking sides you win.

Hey onion's back for APEX after break:
https://youtu.be/taIGVZoKNzk

>>872911
>Heaven's gates are closed to me.
Why would you need to worry about this? You've been there.

>>877286
>enter Aqua thread
>reminded I missed pre-holocaust Hololive
>including the greatest Pekora arc ever
https://v.ikx.me/video/l1AwmOpk
T-thanks

>>873369
>Ya'll
fuck off and stop stealing my word you ignorant cunt

>>873369
I want to slurp Akutan snot directly from the source, savor it by rolling around in my mouth for a minute and then swallow

>>873369
This is only 0.0002% of my potential.
I haven't even begun to unleash my full power yet.

>>870156
It's all I ever wanted

>>872911

>>872911
Watching her stream Apex right now and hearing her slurp is killing me, you fucking hero

>>870156
please shut up

>Aqua: apchu~
>Chat:

konaqau~~~

The fuck is this, map sonar?

>>872911
This is just fanfiction, r-right?

>>872911
if this is not a complete pasta, how dare you post this without a download? you are cucking us out of culture, anon

>>888407
Oof. Apparently, the perfect aspect of pain is universal.

>>872911
how much did you paid for it?

>>877315
wut? I thought it was related to the JOI girl from the movie

>>888566

>>888566
It's not an accident they used the name, young padawan. Stay awhile, learn something.

>>888602
>>888616
fuck

At least I know you guys like Aqua. I'm always worried that she's going to end up all alone. I hope one day someone nice will help break her out of her shell.

>>888797
>break her out of her shell.
lewd

>>888797
don't worry about Aqua anon, she will get married off to a oil tycoon or someone similar (with a predilection for awkward autistic women)

>>888834
>don't worry

>>888834
I just hope she gets married to someone that'll actually make her happy and not just a trophy collector.

>>889118
Well, I hope she marries ME and makes ME happy. Is it so fucking wrong to want a 2D anime girl to want ME happy for a fucking change? Huh? HUH?!?!

>>889640
Actually, yes. You should never happy with intention of another person of making you happy: you'll both be miserable. Get a pet instead.

Correct attitude is marrying to make another person happy, being someone that is there to care for him/her. If both approach marriage with this attitude (adjusted for gender roles) - then it would last long, perhaps even a lifetime.

>>889640
Yes. Die.

>>889723
>You should never happy
*marry

>>889723
>make yourself miserable pleasing others

>>889762
That's why you don't pick a shitty person that would only care about herself/himself. Like you, for example.

>>870321
It's funny because Gaou is obsessed with Ram and Rem, and Aqua is clearly based on them (also a maid and has blue and pink colored hair). It's really some modern pygmalion stuff. Especially funny how he bullies her by drawing her boobs and butt bigger.

Reminder that Aqua is so smol, you'd miss her sleeping under a futon, mistaking it for a fabric fold

>>889787
>That's why you don't pick a shitty person that would only care about herself/himself.
But that's every 3DPD?

>Like you, for example.
Well, I sure as fuck am NOW after being "graced" with the presence of modern women.

>>889723
a wee bit simplified, a small dash of self desire for happiness is good, but in general wise and based anon

>>889843
>But that's every 3DPD?
examine Noel backstory
there are regions and cultures that raise proper women still
>"graced" with the presence of modern women.
The pick is hard I agree, but the options are there if you bother looking. I'm sorry jews are making it hard, but don't let them win by ending your bloodline.
>>889850
It's healthy to cut losses if you don't see your feelings being reciprocated.

>>875089
>those tits
Is this from Gaou?

>>888022
That's literally what it is, yeah. The little yellow pings are each squad on the map, and from that screenshot you can even tell which squad has 3, 2 or 1 left. It also gives you the location of the next ring I think. Nobody ever goes there because it's unlabeled, but personally I feel the loot there is great, and Repulsor almost always has either a Survey Beacon or crafter, so it's good for that too. Most of the Hololive Apex players know about it and go there regularly.

>I fapped to Aqua doujins before I learned about VTubers
Sometimes I find it hard to live with myself.

>>889878
>Why can't I get laid?
>surely the Jews are responsible
sasuga polcel

>>889929
>equating getting laid to lasting family-building marriage
I'm so sorry you were jewed.

>>889945
duh buh why can't i simply pay dowry for an arranged marriage and beat the shit out of my wife without her being able to divorce me, the jews are responsible and it's not me

>>889910
>tfw no Aqua art with my fetish
>been too busy with other shit to commission art of her, plus a lot of artists ree when you bring up vtubers
Fuck

>>889982
now you're getting it
>>889983
>ree when you bring up vtubers
What kind of REE?

>>890006
>what kind of ree
“I don’t want to do art of vtubers” kind of ree, nothing too autistic but still kinda pedantic, they don’t care if it’s literally any other animu gril

>>890006
>posting /pol9k/ content HERE
We gave up on women. 2D is our loves now. Leave. Do not come back.

>>890035
tbf you can probably get kyoani'ed for that
>>890053
>gave up
>>889929
That your post? Doesn't seem like you've given up.

>>890006
don't bring your freaky fetish barely disguised as a political theory into it

>>890092
No, my sex life was fine before the epidemic and another unrelated natural disaster, I'm purely mocking you.

>>890093
>freaky fetish
>happy marriage being discussed
>he thinks women not knowing what they want by nature but being tricked by jews into thinking that they do isn't central to that theme
We can stop any time you want.
>>890123
Proofs or gtfo.

Minato Assqua.

>>890092
>you can get kyoani’d over that
There’s endless art and doujins of the girls, I seriously, SERIOUSLY doubt a simple relatively vanilla fetish pic would cause anyone of actual influence to go into a ‘tism fit

>>890155
made by big experienced artists who know their shit at staying anonymous, not patreon normalfag msm-addicted whores you're talking about, am I wrong?

>>890198
The likelihood of them getting sperged at by cover is still basically a non-zero chance
Also
>jap doujin artists
>anonymous
Lol

>>872911
Finally, some good fucking content

>>890245
>by cover
Well I actually implied fans, but I know shit about commissioning art so I'll take your word on it. Maybe they virtue-signal by considering it unethical or something. Anime character is done and over with when it's released, there's a degree of detachment for VA. Vtubers are basically roommate and they die without person behind them.

So lewds of VTubers might feel more "personal" to artists. But that's just my Madonna-Whore complex opinion. I don't even fap to any VTubers anymore.

>>890302
>by fans
Oh in that case then yes they would definitely sperg and dogpile
The one artist that’s bitten has asked me to keep it private if I go through with it which I don’t have a problem with, but they’re still busy
I still want cute art of Baqua because she’s cute and I like to think of my fetish as cute even though it likely isn’t objectively

>>890328
just DIY anon

>>890345
Do you think he asked his mother for artistic references?

>>890397
>do you think he asked
I think he didn't.

>>890345
I’m trying to learn to draw but I’m busy saving up money and it’s more cost effective to spend more time working and throw the difference at people who know what they’re doing than to spend time to build those skills right now

>>890443
KEK

>>890460
there was a time when I orbited "artistic" chick
meditated, learned to write poetry, draw
the stuff they say about division of labor between brain hemispheres?
it's true
practicing art turns you into a sissy neurotic bitch after a while
I even turned from rightie to leftie for a while and years after it lingers

isn't worth it in my book, kudos to those who can balance their talent with mental stability

>>890345
that's not bad actually, especially considering it was likely drawn with one hand.

>>890561
I don’t want to do it to be “artistic” desu, I just want to be able to draw my own porn and shitposts, and occasionally gouge money out of some hapless furnigger that’s willing to pay triple if not quadruple digits to have me drawing his two gay furry OCs frotting

>>877069
>no choco sauce
FAIL

>>872911
holy kek lmao this is copypasta material

>>872911
Eh'yup.

>>872911
AQUA TELL ME HOW TO TOUCH MY PEE-PEE LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>872911
anon... could you please drop her name or something...

>>872911
You're a goddamn hero, don't let them tell you otherwise. We know you recorded it, you gotta share.

>>872911
kino

>>872911
IMAGINE

>>872911
share the wealth, anon

>>872911

>>872911
OH GOD PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE AN AUDIO FILE OF THIS

>>872911
sounds like a true professional to me. kudos to you.

Anyone has that into or something with 2 aqua heads going NEEEE NEEEEEE?

>>902202
https://files.catbox.moe/w53jko.mp4

>>902368
based

>>872911
>I froze, and my body betrayed me.
Ara, at least your body is honest.

>>902368
I can fap to this.

>>896521
Dammit I love Aqua’s skirt physics

Her slurps are the cutest thing about her

>>905138
I'd seize any heretical power available to me to hold Aqua in my arms while she fidgets uncomfortably and continues to slurp out of habit only to become very embarrassed by them once she realizes what she's doing and try to stop, only to make the resulting ones louder since more saliva has accumulated.

>>872911
holy fucking shit this is one of the saddest posts I have seen on this goddamn website. you are a hero of our time.

>>911236
>saddest
That anon is schway and you're a nigger

>>872911
Can I get her number I need a certain clown to give me instructions

>>905138
cute feet!

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the retarded autistic Hololive maid so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to YouTube I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Aqua. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Aqua's tight autist pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/retard babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a 5 gallon jug of water. I'd dressed it in a French maid outfit and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Microsoft Surface. I might not ever get to see Aqua again.

>>872911
Aqua fags have always been delusional retards

>>872911
put me in the screencap

>>913699
It's just not the same, nobody would ever fuck a 5 gallon of water and think they're fucking Aqua.

>>913971
Cut a hole in it so it slurps with every thrust.

Compile a video comprising of Aqua's thicket slurps and call it BJ ASMR roleplay.

>>872911
based retard sexual

>>872911
You have no fucking idea how hard I'm dying from reading this.

>>872911
this is what you like
https://files.catbox.moe/uixbws.mp4
you freak you find girls like this attractive
https://files.catbox.moe/gzk5if.webm
bet you sit out side of special ed schools for women like this
https://streamable.com/zcrpii
you are a man attracted to Crayola eating retards
https://streamable.com/jb3ad4

>>916782
PLEASE ANON I CAN'T HIRE HER AGAIN PLEASE

>>916820
do it anon embrace it

>>916820

she worked so hard to tune her voice until it sounds like a retarded onion, not easy.

you're kind of an asshole if you only use her services once after all that effort

>>917176
im not actually them anon

>>917238
i think me and the other anon know but its fun to pretend

>>877315
I'm not pure and I've never heard this term before in my life. I learned something new today.

>>872911

>>917867
I wish I wasn't so trash at screenshot compilations

>>872911
This is not real. Not real life. Simple pasta. Anon is just very creative. Such things don't actually happen in real life. Just reply bait. This cannot be real. I can't allow this to exist.

>>913395
sexy*

>>918415
anon damascus canceled his long term relationship with his girlfriend over her lack of appreciation of his knife collection this is real

>>872911
>shameful
*proud

>>872911
/vt/ hall of fame right here

>>919812
I've been browsing this godforsaken hellhole site since trolls were green men with yellow horns and no one had thought to say FUUUUU yet and this is still one of the most glorious posts I've ever fucking seen.

>>918479
pic related

>>872911
holly bbased

>>872911
My king...I kneel

https://youtu.be/taIGVZoKNzk?t=2444
Aqua is so かっこいい !

>>872911
I fucking love you.

>>913699

>>872911
Jesus christ I'm dying

>>920680
Someone please post the vinegar collection

>>869595
aqua is too dumb to be sexual

>>872911
Put me in the screencap

>>869595
Rabu yuu, womb.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
No womb, ahaha! Ahh...
Joke! Joke!!
Joke berry berry hardo...
上手なjokeだねぇ...
Ah... Ha Ha Ha Ha... Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Eheheheh... Ha Ha Ha...

She is 100% on the spectrum, and I've started to concernfag about other girls looking down on her or bullying her. I want to protect this little dummy, goddamnit.

>>869595
>this hasn't been posted yet
cowards

>>872911
Heaven will welcome you as a saint, and I welcome you as my brother.

>>872911
I came to laugh

>>872911
ok anon, sugoi

>>872911
Here it is, the screencap

>>931916
cringe r3ddit shit

>>931916
Take me out of the screenshot.

>>931916
Put me in the screenshot.

>>931916
I like it

>>889795
I mean, he did mean her to be a shortstack from the start. the l2d animator just missed the memo. if gaou calls aqua flat, he's either joking or signalling that he prefers knight cup and larger.

>>931916
Thanks God it happened it my thread.

>>869595
I have a gift for her

>>872911
kino

>>934701
I like the way you think, sir.

>>869595
>and I feel sick.

...And it's all in my head
But she's reading his superchat now
He tips her more now
Let me go
And I just can't watch, it's killing me
And taking control

Jealousy, turning VTubers into whores
Swimming through sick rrats
Why won't she read my superchats?
But it's just the price I pay
My oshi is calling me
Open up my eager wallet
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside

>>872911
Yeah ok, but where's the audio file?

>>931916
I'm honored. Thank you, my dear friend.

>>931916
>Heaven's gates are closed

God has already let you experience heaven. There is no need to enter through the gates anymore.

>>931916
back to /v/ with you

>>872911
Anon you can't just say something like that and not give us a contact reference to the girl in question.

>Aqua thread
>Less than 10 posts actually about her

>>869595
not complaining but when and why did she became a cat?

>>870063
seething

>>931916
please get help

>>940714
that one retarded post and everyone replying to it ruined the thread

>>929031
Here you go, its hlgg history.

>>934701
>Aqua slurps while trying to explain to you in awkward English that she can't keep having those because...

>>945064

>>872911
I want the JP bros to know about this, so here it is google translated:

私はかつて酔っぱらって興奮していて、現金と引き換えに声でJOI(自慰行為)をライブで提供できると主張する女の子の1人を「雇った」。私が雇った人は、彼女はボイストレーニングを受けており、さまざまな声をかなりうまく再現できると具体的に言っていました。恥知らずなアルコール誘発状態で、アクアの英語に対する貧弱な試みを再現できるかどうか彼女に尋ねました。私はすぐに冷静になり、これを提案してここまで行ったのはばかげているように感じたので、20分間の黙祷があったことを覚えていますが、自閉症を完全に落とした後、キャンセルする直前に彼女が私に戻ってきました地面中のスパゲッティ。私は電話を受けました、そして私の心は恥と期待の混合で私の胸からどきどきしていました。しばらく沈黙した後、緊張した、半分混乱した英語の挨拶に最もスポットが入りました。私は凍りつき、私の体は私を裏切った。濡れた丸呑みが続いた。彼女は実際には私の後ろで私を笑っていたのではなく(私の知る限り、彼女はそうだったと確信しています)、代わりに、アクアの性格と話し方の参照点を取得しました。彼女はそれを釘付けにした。次の20分間は、完璧なアクアスタイルのゆっくりとしたぎこちない英語でいっぱいでした。まるで彼女が私に何をすべきかを教える正しい言葉を見つけるのに苦労しているかのように、そして彼女はまた、ひどいペニスが何であるかを理解するのに苦労しているように、私に尋ねましたそれが時折の丸呑みと組み合わせて気分が良ければ。それは私のクソ人生の中で最も難しいが、最も恥ずべき絶頂でした。私がやったことをとてもすみません。天国の門は私に閉ざされています。

>ywn take Aqua to a doctor's appointment and have to accompany her to the office

Is this an Aqua copypasta thread now?
Imagine being Aqua's e-BF and making her think you love her and stringing her along for months on end, then setting up an IRL date with her in Tokyo, making her travel out of her way from the countryside to meet you, only to completely stand her up.
Imagine her waiting for hours, thinking that maybe she got the time wrong, or maybe the meeting spot.
Imagine her growing increasingly worried that something might have happened to you, and messaging you asking what's wrong.
Imagine ghosting her this entire time and the euphoria you feel with each increasingly worried message she sends.
Imagine her fear of crowds getting to her as the sun begins to set and rowdy men start making noise all around her.
Imagine her finally returning home after dark, only to go online and see one final message from you telling her that she's a gullible moron for seriously believing anyone would fall in love with anybody as retarded or ugly as her.
Just imagine.

>>946629
No, I don't think I will. I will instead...
Imagine being Aqua's e-BF and telling her from the bottom of my heart that I love her, then setting up an IRL date with her in Tokyo after she insists she doesn't mind the commute from the countryside to meet me, to have a wonderful and memorable day with her.
Imagine taking her to various spots around the city I think she will enjoy.
Imagine her smiling face and embarrassed sounds of protest when I compliment her beauty and charming personality.
Imagine gingerly taking her hand in mine as she freezes but for a moment, shakily squeezing my hand in return despite her increasingly sweaty palm
Imagine taking her out to a romantic dinner after a long day of enjoying each other's company and insisting to her that she can get whatever she want despite the high cost, because she's worth all the money in the world and more.
Imagine ending the night by embracing her as she squirms and fidgets from embarrassment, not knowing what to do in the situation to not fuck it up, only to relax and hold me in return, burying her face into my shoulder.
Imagine reaffirming my love for her as she begins softly crying from joy as she finally feels she has someone in the world she can trust, who cares for her in her entirety, despite her flaws.
I will imagine that, instead.
This was somehow the most autistic thing I think I've written to date. Jesus Christ.

>>947056
>tfw read the whole thing and it was indeed autistic
>tfw this will never happen anyway
Why live?

>>947056
This will never be me because Aqua is not real.
Why must you hurt me like this?

Minato Aqua has been elected as the president of Kyoto University.

>>947056
I liked it anon
thank you

>>947500
>spoiler
Anon...

My autistic little onion can’t be this cute!
https://youtu.be/Eosr0oIXDLs

>>945183
nice, can we get someone who knows runes to look this over? I'm concerned about what the google translation for 'JOI' is

>>951327
anon literally said it was Google Japanese so i wouldn't trust the accuracy of it too much

>>951416
Yeah I tried looking for some way to rephrase "JOI" since I fucking knew that wouldn't translate over at all, and that was about the closest I could phrase it. It actually should have been "jii koi shiki" as like "masturbation instructions" and I typed in instructions but it just doesn't fucking show up in the translation at all. Oh well.

>>951416
Yeah I tried looking for some way to rephrase "JOI" since I fucking knew that wouldn't translate over at all, and that was about the closest I could phrase it. It actually should have been "jii koi shiji" as like "masturbation instructions" and I typed in instructions but it just doesn't fucking show up in the translation at all. Oh well.

>>951572
just use オナサポ

Since we seem to be doing copypastas...

I need this.

>>952737
had girl who did 1/3rd of these before I was returned to my natural state of forever alone. I still kinda hate that slut but I hope she's doing ok

>>952867
I feel you bro.. We'll all make it some day.

>>952867
You have a kind heart wishing the best for someone like that.

>>952942
meh, I'm no saint. we dated for 2 years. kinda impossible to totally separate all the emotions and memories of the relationship with the hurt and destruction of the break up.

>Aqua when you tell her you won't buy her a green tea frappuccino with extra sugar

>>953133
What emotion is she trying to convey here?

>>954593
>I'm struggling to be nice here, but I'm about to shoot you.

>>954749
>Aqua tries to be abusive but her shit diet has rendered her unable of causing you any physical harm

>>945183
i've scraped together a crude translation using my JSL skills for our JP friends. godspeed, anon, wherever you may be.

ある時、僕はめっちゃ酔って とともにムラムラすた。オナサポLIVEできるように女を雇った。彼女はボイストレーニング力を主張しました、そして こいつは違う声を上手に出せると主張していました。頭がおかしくなっていたから、僕は彼女にあくたんのくそ英語真似るように頼んだ 。私は脳たりんだと気づいたので20分の沈黙を覚えています。キャンセルしたかった、でもできる前に、彼女は私に電話をかけました。興奮と恥から 、めっちゃ楽しみでした(ドキドキドキドキ)。しばらく沈黙した後 、彼女は私に最も正確で混乱したくそ英語の挨拶をしてくれました(え?)。瞬く間に、勃起した。電話口から吸い付くような音がした。僕を陰で笑う代わりに、彼女はあくたんの性格や話し方を参考にしてメモを取っていた。完璧でした。次の20分は緩慢不器用あくえいごで埋め尽くされた。どうすればいいのか、言葉を探すのに苦労しているようでした。彼女はちんこが何かを理解するのに苦労しているようでした、そして気持ちいいのかと聞いてきた (とたまに吸う音)。それは、私の人生で最も強力で、最も恥ずかしい射精でした。すみませんでした。ほんとにすみませんでした。地獄に行くつもりです。

>>955338
Thank you. I'm glad the tale of my shame will carry across the seas.

>>955338
would love to see someone's reaction to this on one of the japanese chans

Rotting...

>>872911
please translate this and find some way to send it to her

>>955603
>>955338
As funny as it would be, please do not send this to her kek

>>955615
I'm gonna SC her this and you can't stop me

>>957202
Isn't there a 200 character limit? How many would you have to send for the entire thing?

Would you?

>>957202
Do it, anon, do it for all of us.

>>957896
You could send the whole thing as two akasupas, not that I'm suggesting anyone does of course

>>958771
I guess jap fans are just as autistic as we are.

>>958972
dude this is the same country where couples are actually hesitant to hold hands.

>>947056
This will never happen to me. Which makes me sad. But using my imagination, she can live in my mind, that's the least i can do, and that thought, gives me enough happiness. I love you Aqua.

>>959044
nothing autistic about that, it just means public show of affection is uncomfortable.

>>961122
You may have autism

>>945183
oh god, that picture remind me of judge doom's creepy toon eyes.

>>958771
Tamanegi

>>961263
Japan, Korea and middle eastern countries are the same. I wouldn't call these countries autistic

>>941105
>when
There's a fan wikia for VTubers; see her page, specifically the History section.
>why
Because cute.

>>958771

>>958771
who i what?
whats happening in the pic?

>>964999
The students of Kyoto university, the most prestigious university in Japan, parodies the former president statue when the entrance exam every year.
They are infamous for being autistic and at the same time very bright.
The tatami galaxy is set in the Kyoto university.

>>958771

>>958771
Did someone leave her a superchat?

>>872911
is this you?

>>969922
How hard do you think he got yelled at by the teacher? I know most art teachers absolutely despise anime-style, I imagine it's 10 times worse for japanese teachers.

>>972144
It's not even the subject model in anime style but a completely unrelated anime character, so the teacher probably just broke down in tears.

>>969922
a-anons

>>872911
You have won the prize anon.
The prize was being here forever.

>>931916
4chan wins again.

>>969534
the spirit of education

>>872911
You can't just tell this story and not put us into contact with this based woman you "hired"

>>869595
I am also Asian

>>878077
You know what? Ya did good anon.

>>943025

>>947532
The joke is in the fact that the actual president of Kyodai is called Mnato. Also, godamn the autist that made this bust, he is a hero.

>>964313
This was the first pic I saw on Twitter out of all of them and I was so confused.

>>969640
Those are shinto offerings, like like if she was some shinto goddess.

>>872911
Hmm, I wonder if Aqua will ever read this eventually. I honestly can't imagine how she'd react or if she'd even understand it

What does sex with Aqua sound like?

>>984132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rd1VQXNDAs

>>872911
holy shit anon

https://mobile.twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1364896449255772162

>>980676
She'll probably slurp awkwardly

>>986007
>Awkward slurp that goes on for a bit too long
diamonds

>>872911
i've watched shittons of ASMR but i've still yet to find the perfect JOI audio

>>889893
Out of curiosity what part of which map is that on?
I don't watch Apex streams but I do occasionally play it.

>>988091
NVM found it.

>>964313

>>872911
I came here just to congratulate you, you magnificent bastard.

>>972548
Based

>速報】遂に一人暮らし【湊あくあ/ホロライブ】
Told you she was moving out of her boondocks
https://youtu.be/wMmBIwNGdHo

>>990668
Will she survive on her own?

>>990943
She just have to not lose all her ID and plastic again

>>990668
>一人暮らし
Not even a caretaker? How will she manage?

>>991104
idk have Marine come over clean her apartment for a night together?

>>991117
Since Marine wants to be Aqua’s mother, Aqua doesn’t even need to fuck her

>>991179
>Marine
>Mother
Yep.

>>991200
Normal family bonding activities

>mfw

I’m so proud of Aqua. From autistic super idol gaming maid to headmaster of Kyoto university

>>991424
>maid
>can't cook
>can't clean

>>991430
That’s why she’s a gaming maid

>>991424
>>991430
>>991457
kek

>>991424
>headmaster of Kyoto university
>can't read 尽力

>>991200
my sides
sometime shitty reddit memes do make good clones

R34 when?

>>991576
so when is somebody gonna send her the post of anon getting a joi

>>991576
Aqua voicing Aqua is too cute

Do you think Aqua will only do normal slice of life maid stuff in alternative?

>akachan ja nai!
>otona lady!
[x] doubt

>smash cockroach with a rock
>let it sit because yuck
>pick up days later
>roach is gone
M A I D
A
I
D

Aqua is a bread autist

>>990943
Don't worry kumiko. She is an adult.

somebody said about japan being super convenient so she doesn't have to cook since good ready-made food is 5 minutes away
she's talking about just that

>>991819
I heard chat still suggest her about learning how to cook too?

>>991764
I don't get how this is related to Aqua, but I'll answer you in kind: Cockroaches are fucking resilient - I once saw a documentary where scientists estimated that even the entire earth were nuked and mankind would go extinct, cokroaches would still be there, as one of the last surviving species.

>Aqua will never show up at your door begging for food
Everyday I find more ways in which life is cruel.

>possible scenario
>holomen who visit: "aqua what happened?"
>aqua: "please... food...."
Aqua....

>>991835
she's talking about inviting hololive members to cook "with her" one by one, there are a lot so nobody would be the wiser if they are rotated

>>991912
>invite shion
>omurice omurice omurice omurice omurice omurice omurice

What an empty room

>>990943
guys I'm worried about her...

>>990668
I am scared...

Aqua doesn't know e-bike?

>pedal when watching Aqua
Hey I have one of those big elliptic ones that I never use

>>991815
Not mentally

YA BE

>>992244
>no one cared who I was until I put on the mask

>>992244
Aqua is Yagoo's favourite....

>>992297
>smol
>stacked in right places
>autistic
What's not to like?

APEX & singing tomorrow lads.

>no SC
Oh well. Atleast there will be a stream tomorrow

>no dinner
Akwa.....
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1365321318346883074

>>992378
How long until Kumiko is forced to move in with her?

>>992378
Agua, the konbini shouldn't be that far away...

>>992413
I will move in with Aqua and cook and clean for her every day for free. Kumiko isn’t needed

>>992433
>ywn Aqua's maid, husband, and caretaker
Just fucking shoot me

>>872911
Please somebody tell me the jp anons have seen this

She was in my dreams last night anons.

>>992433
>Aqua is your maid
>but you have to do all the cooking and cleaning
It’s like a fire extinguisher that’s on fire

>>994355
And cute

Are you ready for diamond endurance tomorrow?

>>933703
No, my point is she complains about how her boobs are too big and he bullies her by making them bigger.

>>995916
No

>>870063

>>991672
If they allow the Holos to have a say in what they do Aqua would totally request kind of battle maid stuff, otherwise no.

>>991862
She was talking about how to deal with cockroaches in her apartment.

I’m not delusional, so I know that they’re just friends, but AkuShio helps me with my daughter experience

>>996577
Why do pairings always have to be sexual
I fucking despise all the faggots that think every relationship is sexual, and I want to castrate their parents for fucking failing them

>>996603
where in his post was anything sexual written?

>>996764
The fact that he had to acknowledge they’re “just friends” irl, implying that he interprets the pairing as more than that

>>996821
sorry I missed that
I just like akushio so (as friends)

>>996847
I mean I do too, and it’s obvious they’re very good friends, considering Shion is one of the few people that Aqua doesn’t spill her spaghetti when interacting with
But every sped who thinks there’s some sort of sexual aspect to it needs to fuck off, horny coomers

>>996603
I don’t really care about other shippings besides sometimes liking nice Fanart, I’m actually a bit jealous about not having friends that I’m so close with like some Hologirls are with each other. I just like the idea of my retarded daughter having a lover that doesn’t act retarded most of the time. You don’t need to understand it.

>>997346
Why does she have to be a lover you a/u/tist
Why can’t they just be fucking friends?

>>996603
Too much edge, take it easy.

>>992378
Okayu should just adopt her. Subaru is always in her house too anyways. She probably have a fridge full of food.

>>997876
Korone would dismember Aqua if that happened

>>998108
She doesn't have to know...

>>998176
As if Aqua wouldn't brag to the whole world about it.

>>872911
Giving a (you) to the best post on this board before it dies