/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 6! Give it up for day 6!

My tummy still hort. My whole home smells like farts

I love gura

>>86913304
Same desu

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I heard Gura is cute. Is it true?

>>86913304
Have some more pepto bismol
Don't eat it all at once cutebud, it's not candy

>>86913304
Gura please...

>>86913598
Ye

>>86913567
samen

>>86913845
Sex with this woman

What if one of Hololive work requirements was that all talents had to post in their respective generals on /vt/

>>86914826
>>86913845
I hope every faggot doing this begging trend gets sepsis

MY wife

Wife soon?

I think the weather is what prevented her to do a merch shilling stream. How long until the east coast gets hit by the hurricane?

Sex with a fembud.

>>86915790
Knife spoooon

>>86915976
atlantis finna get fucked on wednesday

Someone in here said Gura prefers the smell of an unwashed peen. I want to know exactly how you came across this information…

Child.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

MY Gurandma

>>86916966
she excessively sniffed mine when she first saw it

>>86917457
Why did you show her your peen??

>>86915128
I would hope Gura liked my posts, despite my tendency to sillymaxx
I would also ask her if she was the AIdinobud, and also to marry me

>>86917566
she asked for it

>>86915128
I'd call gura gay

MAKE
ATLANTIS
GUREAT
AGAIN

She's playing DBD right now.

Off, once again, to the nightshift

>>86918705
How do you know?

>>86918892
He doesn't

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>86918735

Newest gura doxx just dropped

>>86919166

>>86918203
Please refrain from showing your peen to my shark wife

Are we all creepy perverts?

shes gonna come back

I love my wife so much.

>>86919383
>*Li touchí*

>>86919279
nyo, I'll do it even more now

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>86919135
ily choccybud
At last I can cleanse the aftertaste of that gallon

>currently online

>>86919541
Yes I am mister

kys jannies

>>86919541
ye, I wanna see my mommy so baaaaaaaaaaaaaad

>>86919855
Oh no...
What happened?

>>86919998
>*Le touché*

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>86919541
why, yes.

>>86920643
>*Lo touchõ*

>>86920643
Not since Covid Stay Home restrictions ended.

You love this girl??

>>86921073
What happened to you? Your retarded statements used to have more soul to them. This shit is just flaccid and toothless. You're like a beaten and whipped dog.

>>86921336
in fairness that describes pretty much everybody, hardly shocking that shitposters lost their spark too

>HER followed the jumping mouse
>Gura only active to shill
Grim

Remember when you retards thought the silhouette of this was Gura?

>>86921317
With all my being and fiber of my soul

>>86921908
Huh?

Gurass

>>86922303
SNIFFFFF

>>86913191
Looks like the wireless Myth earbuds aren't available for preorder on Amazon anymore, unless it's just an issue for me. I was never really sure if I wanted them because I still have my first set of Gura buds.

>>86921908
I don't think many people actually thought that.

>>86922554
Wrong >86921727
Also people in this thread too, don't make me pull up the receipts

>>86921908
I was only pretending to be retarded

>>86922765
I was a doubter. The tail was too symmetrical and didn't have the trademark bite

>>86922765
Some did sure. It's not that serious.

>>86922554
Half or more of the retards here did >>86704572

Gawrrr Gooba Jingleheimer Schmidt
Her name was my name toooo

>>86922852
Yeah the lack of bite is a big tell

If biblebud is here right now I would like to offer a correction. It wasn't his father Noah that Ham raped, it was his mother. Canaan was apparently their incest rape-baby.

>>86923347
Oh no....anyway
O say Gura should make another dinogura game.

>>86923441
I am glad you have repented hereticbud

>>86923441
Interesting. Genesis was pretty barebones so its nice to know some theories as to why he was so angry

I don't want gura to leave hololive

>>86923347
only one of those thought it was gura, everyone else gave no fucks

>>86921908
that tail was a bait but when is she dressing up like gura

I hope not. LA is a shithole

Is the holy bible the most metal of all literature?

>>86924772
pretty sure it's made from paper

>>86924772
no, that would be the Iliad.

>>86924772
Idk. Eragon was pretty metal. He was a blue dragon and didn’t afraid of anything.

soon

>>86922765
I thought the guy who said it was all Bijou was correct at the time because they all looked too similar, seems like you were one of the few who were fooled.

>>86925145

You kiss your dog on the asshole with that mouth?

i ate popcorm and now im farty. please help

>>86926199
how does corn make you fart?

>>86926260
it supposedly traps air in the body

>>86921908
yeah and I'm happy to be wrong

>>86926455
how, the inflated inside of the corn will be broken down by acid making it unable to trap any air

>>86926260
Indigestible plant fibers ferment in your guts and release gas.

>>86924772
>>86924935
idk anon, the Iliad was metal, but not more metal than the king of the universe redeeming humanity, conquering death itself, tearing down the adamantium gates of Hades, ransoming the souls of the righteous, healing reality and everyone in it of all infirmity, restoring the divine cosmic order and ultimately establishing an eternal heavenly kingdom for him and his children
Though I do feel for Hector having to deal with his horny idiot brother's bullshit

im bored and miss gura

>>86926842
The best part of the Bible was it confirming that necromancy is real.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>86926912
Pharisee hands typed this

>>86926835
you are making shit up now

Definitely no Gura this week, and next week too.
Hope she's doing alright.

>>86926835
that's why I eat yogurt with my fiber, the bacteria in that CAN break down those fibers

>>86926914
Aim better

>>86926842
Damn people actually believe all that ?

>>86926914
Aim better next time.

>>86927118
not really, bacteria dont survive the acid of the stomach which is why most lactobacillus you see in shelfs are snake oil

>>86926842
The character suffers from superman syndrome.

>>86927232
so gura, are poop transplants the only effective way to restore your gut biome?

https://youtu.be/Jj6TjDIKLN4
So EN has Space Marine 2 perms, I guess.
Imagine what could've been.
Oh well. I'm sure she's already played it with someone else anyway.

>>86927232
well I'm rarely gassy when I eat a pro-biotic after I eat a pre-biotic and I'm less constipated, so I believe it works. (I'm mostly just eating it because it's high protein and low calorie though, also I like the taste)

>>86927532
>Mori
hard pass

>>86927532
FUCK YOU, now I wanna see Gura play it and massacre nids and stomp heretics

>>86927594
Its a shame mori keeps picking these cool games. I don't find her fun to watch.

>>86927594
Anon... mori isn't the point. I'm just showing they somehow were able to get perms for it.

>>86927358
yes, thats the only way just like wearing an old tshirt you sweated on to restore your natural body bacteria after sex with someone who's body odor is strong.

>>86924772
Did I miss Bible class in the Gura thread or something?

>>86927577
it's the fiber, not the biotics.

>>86927652
Then you should've been one of the people she plays games with off-stream.

>>86927652
>>86927660
Take it up with Gura for her refusing to stream these games (or much of anything really)

>>86927684
I thought they played a different space marine game already?

>>86924772
Bible Black, yeah.

I am not very good at FPS games

Gura will join Vshojo and collab with Bettel in 2 weeks.

Uoh

>>86927719
Is that why I smell like Gura now?

>>86928049
no, it's because you are gawr

I wanna kiss Gura honestly

>>86927925
aim better

>>86927684
they get the perms and how does that have anything to do with my Gura?

>>86928498
those are some strong windows to keep the water out
how many inches thick are they

>>86928656
>my Gura
Evidently you don't watch her, fuck off

I've been playing warframe ever since that chumbie told me about the magical girls

>>86927195
If they're white or have at least some white ancestry, yes. Unless they also have some kind of mental illness

>>86927925
me neither that's why I don't play pvp, unless they have viable shotguns, I like shotguns because my aim is shaky when I get excited

>>86928934
Having fun? I have a buddy who played a bit of WarFrame, or as he calked it "Space Barbie." Looked kino.

>>86928921
did she explicitly say she asked for the perms? I skipped collabs here and there because I couldn't stand some EN girls

>>86929101
I played Mass Effect 3s multiplayer a lot and thats the closet I got

>silent hill perms are timed for week
Man i really hate konami

>>86927925
This is me but fighting games. I just can't get a grasp at the darn things. Same desu with rts games. I still like them even if I suck.

>>86929190
ME3 has/had a multiplayer?

>play a Gura karaoke playlist
>"this song reminds me of amelia watson"
T-thats fine...i didnt want to be happy

>>86927195
Yeah really, imagine granting a kid immortality by dipping them in some river by their heel. And a massive war between a coalition of Greeks and Troy over some woman getting kidnapped, all because some prince settled a dispute between the gods over a golden apple? Preposterous!

goobnight
i love gura

>>86929725
Ebbeee

>>86929331
The problem with me and fighting games is that by the time I start getting pretty decent, I'm already bored of the game and my rare itch to play a fighting game is satisfied, so it gets dropped.
They're definitely fun for a while, but I guess I don't care enough to get seriously competitive with it which I assume is where the fun is had. Fun and anger.

>>86929162
Yeah its not bad. Its a bit of a “turn off your brain” kind of game

I have it on good authority that Gura is working on Full Color full time right now.

>>86928991
why is it always about white with you

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>>86929725
sleep well gamer

>>86929386
well, coop against AI and it was fucking great

>>86930919
ah nahone

>>86929190
I played the Infiltrator with Cryo Blast and Wraith Shotgun, then later the N7 Shadow. Pretty fun, it was similar to Deep Rock Galactic or Helldivers 2.

>>86930405
This time I only say so because of Europe's/the Americas' history with Christendom, compared to most of the rest of the world
Also because it's funny

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

GOOBINATE

For King and Cunny!

>>86931568
But its literally the most diverse religion with chinks and black believers its not funny if it doesnt make sense!

>>86932514
But everyone has a different flavor of it, go look up the symbolism behind the mexican black virgin and how it still has links to their old gods. Blacks on the other hand like to heretisize it with their "voodoo" and their jungle magic. Euro's on the other hand went full "purity spiral" and sure some aspects did entwine with pagan beliefs it didn't go as far as other groups.

>>86932514
In the modern day yes, but not in the grand scheme of the last 2000 years of history. Christianity is in our DNA, sort of like Shinto for the Japanese.

>>86925364
I was that guy lol. Hence me pointing and laughing at the retards thinking it was her

>>86929531
Fuck...is it the sunshine one?

>>86933318
In 380 AD, Christianity became the official religion of Rome which controlled a vast empire throughout southern Europe, the Middle East, and Northern Africa.
However, northern Europe remained pagan for centuries after that while Christianity gradually spread, with Denmark converting to Christianity in 965 AD and shortly afterward were followed by the rest of the powerful Scandinavian nations.
But before that, in 610 AD, Islam was created and conquered much of the Middle East and Northern Africa, attempting to forcibly convert Christians. However, much of the population only paid lip service and remained Christian. This made it easier to establish Crusader States in those regions in the 12th and 13th century, but those would eventually fall.

>>86934803
Ban pants

>>86935026
Don't worry, I am acutely aware of all of this. I pray somewhat regularly for my fellow Orthodox and Catholics facing persecution, and that includes groups like the Coptics. That's why I said "most of" the rest of the world.
Even so, it's still true that Christianity is ingrained into Western cultural DNA moreso than any other cultural group, at least the dominant ones in their respective regions.

I want to play the next monster hunter game with Gura

>>86935432
Same desu I missed my chance last time.

>>86935392
It's a blend of Norse and Christian culture for Anglos.

What is she watching

>>86936106
our wedding tape

>>86936106
Either Animal Planet, History Channel, or Cartoon Network.

>>86936472
She's literally me except female and out of ten

>>86936106
Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn

>>86932239
For s’ghetti too!!!

>>86926988

>>86936106
Legend of the Galactic Heroes. Specifically episode 98.

>>86937087
mmh... s’ghetti...

>>86937391

>>86937442

>>86937169
La basé

>>86937821

I am urinary in continents

>>86929557
Anon... I don't think anyone still believes Greek mythology is stuff that actually happened...

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the cunny

Never should’ve come here

>>86939010
nta but I like greek mythology, their gods aren't portrayed as contradictory perfect beings, on the contrary, they are very flawed which makes them relatable and "human"

>>86931568
Hey, I've seen this image on a particular twitter account..

>>86939348
Victory or Sovngarde!

>>86939010
It would not surprise me if there's Neo-Pantheonists out there.

>>86939348
I yield

I miss Gura and my aim is true.

How smart are chumbuds? Are chumbuds giga brained uber thinkers?

>>86940259
So then what did you hit that you were actually aiming for?

>>86940615
A lot of people in my life have told me I'm very intelligent but frankly I feel like I'm closer to Above Average.

>>86940793
nta same desu

>>86941151
Goob night retard

>>86941151
Oyasame

>>86940615
I’ve been called retarded my whole life. For being smarter, stronger, faster. This is all just water on the bridge for me.

>>86941151
sleep tight buddy

>>86940615
I'm better at some things but overall I think I'm below average in the end. I'm not a balanced chumbie

>>86939580
I'm pretty sure they would all be doing it ironically.

>>86941903
Even so, some people don't necessarily take their religion very seriously. Shinto is like that. It's not something they believe super hard but it's tradition and gives them a bond with their ancestors and their history.

>>86940615
I've been called extremely smart by my peers but honestly Im fucking retarded

>>86941151
sharkdreams

>>86937967

>>86939156
FEEL BETTER GURA

>>86940615
Retarded but smart enough to abuse capital losses.

So a bunch of you said no streams because of upcoming storm, but she streamed just fine for Ame.
Clearly, it's not an issue.

>>86940615
I once "maxed out" a childrens' IQ test (I don't know which one, so take that with a heap of salt) that my school gave me when I was in sixth grade because they thought I was fucking retarded, due to a combination of low grades from never submitting assignments and sperging out constantly because other kids irritated me.
My friends and family all think I'm three standard deviations or so above average IQ (so like 145-160) but I've never taken an actual test. I don't know if I agree, but I also don't think it's wise to trust self-assessments.

>>86943332
oh dear

>>86941151
Goobnight

>>86943332
BRAT

>>86939378
Which account?

>>86940615
I am the smartest dumbud

If Gura took an IQ test she would probably get bullied by the test. She is not a very critical thinker, you see.

>>86943809
devinrex, he's a very right wing and religious chumbud who I wouldn't be surprised to see here. It was his pfp for a long time.

>>86943280
Yeah, I don't think doxxfags have up to date info on her current state or location seems like

>>86943919
oh yeah?
what is 5x9?

>>86944345
Papa shark was being sarcastic about his three hour flight turning into a twelve hour due to plane problems towards the end of her family vacay, she's still in Florida, at least
It is also possible that she flew north to get away from the hurricane and brought her cat with her rather than let him get blown away

Oi be careful with your doxx faggotry. It's not a game you should be playing.

>>86944149
erm that image gets posted regularly

Do you guys want to play guessing games? I’ll go first.
Courage the Cowardly Dog often found himself in difficult situations. Sometimes he consulted with this specific entity in order to find a solution to his problems. Who is this entity?

>>86944917
April O'Neil.

>>86944917
the computer?

>>86944917
the viewer

>>86945042
Correct!!

>>86944404
*6x9, and 42

>>86944917
>>86945042
That computer was such a cheeky bastard

>>86944149
Sounds like my kinda bud

wife is sorrgy

>>86945146
It's should be 24 you foolbud lmao

Gura..

shart

sus

oh web app, guess she is home

Drunk again

Cum quat

I can't tell if this tweet was actually her or if mane-san just kept the typo (or added it) to make it seem more like her

I just bought from hololive directly.

She's sorrgy okay?
You won't bully her all day about it, right?

>>86944539
She flew away and was still able to stream for the Ame stuff? Doubt

>>86945732
Newbud Geekjack is normally just for the euros or the countries the man site doesn't ship to.

Yeah, I'm sorrgy too.
Sorrgy for what I'm about to do.

>>86945751
I will bully her for saying sorrgy

Gura is da smartests!

They better not have her up doing dumb meetings again. I assume there's no reason that tweet couldn't have just been scheduled.

Is Space Marine a Gura game?

>>86945791

>>86946078
It's her manager duh

If you slap dinogura's belly, would it echo like a bouncy ball?

I also choose to immediately doubt my wife.

Will Gura play the Halo:CE remake?

>>86946218
Wait theres a CE remake coming? I hope they don't mess that up

>>86946218
>Will Gura play
No...

>>86946207
I always doubt and am always proven correct, unfortunately
exception being lolikami

>>86946207
Why

>>86919135

I've been watching halo 2 anniversary cutscenes on youtube today

>>86946235
I hope so since 343 is now dead(?) and halo is now the I hope "new" Halo studios

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FDgR1FRJnF8

>sorrgy
She's so cute bros

>>86946285
I was being sarcastic, bud. Don't worry.

>>86946344
Mane-chan love

>>86945583
>>86946093
Sorrgy is a Miku meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oRnVn4aqpM
She has referenced the same meme before in the title of her Miku Boxing stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUYz6DF_ick
Think her manager would know about it?

>>86946337
I've been under a rock all year I guess. I'm cautiously optimistic

>>86946398
yeah since she introduced her to miku

>>86946398
>Think her manager would know about it?
Yeah.

>>86946398
Stop replying to them chumbie. Shitposters believe what they want to believe

>>86946444
Only a shitposter would say gura tweeted just to shill merch
It's her manager doing her job

>n-no u!

>>86946337
Hopefully these new guys don't fuck it up

>>86946483
Only a schizo would think that she tweeted just to post a merch link and no other updates yeah

>>86946218
>>86946337
It doesn't need a remake. If this is actually supposed to be a remake then I seriously hope whichever executive wanted this has his throat cut.

>>86946337
>>86946520
it's (mostly) the same studio, they just changed the name
all of those people worked on Infinite

ANOTHER BANGER of a shill tweet!
LETS GOOOOOOOO!

I think the chances of the tweet actually being by her are low considering it was made at nearly 4 in the morning EDT.
Unless she's in Jspan or Europe or something, in which case it would have been made at 5 PM or 10 AM respectfully.
But I think she's home because she said hi to her cat last stream (unless she no longer lives in EDT).
She did say she wanted to get another cat, so maybe she did move. Who knows with her anymore.

>>86946694
Was infinite good? I feel like I didn't see people shit on it as much as 5

>>86946742
She's home, the water heater is there

This isn't something to get worked up over, good lord.

>>86946807
We'll see how the new studio handles the remake. I'm pretty skeptical on their ability though

>>86946742
>4am
>no other art retweets
Yeah it's her manager

>>86946753
No its garbage. If you enjoyed the old games at all stay away.

>>86946753
i've only seen gameplay footage
it's an open-world game where you go from place to place and kill all the aliens
i don't know if they had the music turned off or what, but it lacked the kickass OST that the older games had
it doesn't look terrible but i prefer the straightforward campaign-style gameplay

>>86946902
>>86946937
I see

Shitposters really love taking any activity on her twitter and just going to town with it for a while.
My daughterwife is too popular for her own good.

>>86946974
Love goob

Goo
RAH
Goo
RAH
Goo
RAH

>>86946991
Pertaining to the Halo discussion, this is their Unreal 5 demo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FDgR1FRJnF8
I dont know about you guys but I just get angry watching these hacks. Women and retards who don't understand Halo at all shilling shit like its a documentary on the greatest not-game ever made.

I hate all of them

>>86947146
Didn't mean to quote, my bad

>>86947146
I know how you feel chumbie. I'm staying skeptical and cautious until I see actual gameplay

Gura should play X-COM: Terror From The Deep.

>>86947136
Goorah?

>>86947228
I hope they fail (they will) I'm way past being skeptical. They are responsible for ruining one of my favorite series and dropping the ball completely with MCC for years.
Nothing but contempt for every one of them.

>>86947310
I just want more project diva streams, i've rewatched them too many times at this stage

hewwwo

>>86946218
>>86946235
>CE Remake
Is an HD remaster really not enough
Also, holy shit, the CE remaster is older today than the original CE was when the remaster was released... I feel old again

>>86947664
hi

i hope she plays dragon all just for the giggle of it.

>>86946753
>>86946961
t. actually played it to completion, it's definitely not "garbage" but it does have some serious flaws. Only avoid it outright if open worlds and/or there only being one biome + forerunner tunnels are dealbreakers.

>>86947664
Hewwo!

>>86947881
4500 year old Gura ToT

>>86947980

>>86948085
mommy....

>>86947852
>EDA
>5FORP
>picrel
I love AInglish. It's like Halo 6 was developed by aliens or something. Perhaps even the Covenant themselves?
Also, >133.7 kB

>>86948085
Mommy Gura is nice, but I'm afraid that even at 250000 years old Gura will still barely have any booba.

>>86947852
I was not talking about the campaign when I said it was garbage, I meant the multiplayer. I don't give a shit about the campaign, as far as I'm concerned the Halo story ended with Halo 3

I hope Gura is and will continue to be alright.

>>86948263
Ah, fair enough. I haven't touched the multiplayer since a few months after release personally. I've heard they added a bunch of new maps and gamemodes, but honestly the AIDS battlepass-slop character customization makes me gag so hard that it actively drove me away from playing it more.

>>86948374
I will find a way to protect her from all of the evil in the world.

Evil grows in the dark where the sun never shines...
Evil grows in cracks and holes and lives in people's minds...