/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>twitter screencap thread
kys

>>86830589
>05/17/2023
Oh no no no no no. The catalog shitposters are retarded, who could ever have guessed?
How incredibly embarrassing.

>>86830589
The people saying she was pregnant after the picture of her at TwitchCon came out were right?

>>86830951
kek got one already

>>86830793
>ancient software running on ancient machines
>right date
My current lab PC thinks we're in mid 2017

>>86831064
Your lab is dogshit, sorry.

>>86831098
I'm not talking about your current highschool computer lab. Equipment worth $100k+ is controlled via specific software and no ITcel is allowed to bitch about "muh updates" so none of them are connected to the network.

>>86830589
>Dr. Eleanor Laung
weird name for a baby but ok

>>86830589
>pink cat mods now have to inform her we're spreading pregnacy rumors again

>>86831322
>he isn't doctor before birth
genuinely ngmi

>bait has become so low-effort that people will literally just copy-paste a general's OP pic
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>>86831429
Hey bro, may want to compare timestamps, it's the other way around
>>86830589
>>86830838

>>86831283
Dogshit lab. If you can't even keep the date accurate, there's zero chance your lab is worth fucking anything.

>>86830589
yeah, with me

>>86831579
you have literally never stepped foot in a lab
old xp (or older) laptops running expensive equipment is the norm everywhere in the world, from university labs to semiconductor r&d labs

>>86831789
It's sad that's the best lab your shithole can afford

>>86831789
and the fact that nobody in your lab cares enough to have the time up to date shows it's not worth shit.

>>86831844
>>86831890
true, we only sold 600 machines last year
for a net system sales worth $24B

>>86832090
Yeah, good job. What are you, a DEI hire?
How much is Boeing worth right now?

>>86831844
itjustworks.jpg

>>86832249
the DEI metrics are for the lower classes (HR, technicians), r&d researchers need PhDs to even be considered

>Boeing
no idea, we don't make planes
but we're up 240% in the past 5 years

>>86832735
>the DEI metrics are for the lower classes
So you. Your attitude betrays it.
>look at what "we" (lol) are doing
That attempt at claiming credence and worth through other people shows what you are.

>>86832887
I'd rather trust revered researchers I meet at international conferences than some office drone whining online. Honestly, even the suspicious chinese asking questions about confidential part of my work is more trustworthy.

People actually falling for this bait

after my sister lost her pregnancy all I can think about when seeing ultrasound images like this "oh god why would you share this until youre absolutely certain everything will be okay"

>>86834183
a starving fish will bite even knowing it's bait
let us pregfags have something

>>86830793
pomf, what are we going to do on the bed?

>>86832887
>>86832249
>>86831890
>>86831844
>>86831579
>>86831098
>>86830793
who hurt you?

>>86834613
nyanner cucked him with her bf.

>>86830589
she's posting the same lame joke for 18 years.

>>86834613
probably the guy messing up nyan's guts on the daily

Every moment when your chuuba is not pregnant is a moment wasted.
We could save the world by giving everyone cutest little offspring of your cutest little chuuba.
We can save the world, all we need is your penis anon.

Wanna know the truth?
I can't take it anymore I need to be 100% certain that Pink Cat is pregnant with Aethel's children I fucking need to know that it's true I will literally force Aethel to rape pink cat into hyperpregnancy if I must I have a fucking base need on the pyramid of needs and that need is to be 100% certain that Pink Cat will go mega milf mode and Aethel will fill her with hot boy semen until she can't walk so that she'll get so pregnant that she can't walk and she'll spend all day sitting around rubbing her belly and leaking cat milk and thinking about how much she loves her husband Aethel and her dozens of kids and eating a ton of snacks and I also need Aethel to start start openly lusting after Pink Cat to an absurd extent, like an embarrassing extent. You know those couples who call each other sappy ass nicknames in public? I want it to be 10X worse cause they're in front of thousands of people when Aethel calls Pink Cat "Honey Bunch" and Pink Cat calls him "stud muffin." This is not a fantasy this is a prophecy and I will make it come true on my own if nature doesn't happen to align with my beautiful visions

>>86831363
this anime is getting a sequel btw, i love Utena...