/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hey man

>last thread

I pick this thread

My oshi will traverse hell, but she will return. She's not only Jesus, she's also Dante.

Isn't it too early for Fauna seethe?

Bae cute!

>>86729041

IRyS should stop watching movies without us

IRYS PLEASE TERMINATOR WATCHALONG

>>86729130
Why would she descend into hell if she didn't want to stay there

>>86729130
no anon... she is eurydice and we are orpheus

>>86729138
I agree

>>86729138
So true Ms Bloodflame.....

I CANT FUCKING WAIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>86729148
I will eat DadRyS for making her watch Nicolas Cage movies

>>86729052
Imagine if Cover allowed the mature looking talents to have loli live2D-s (default outfit only) and vice versa.

IRyS wants to watch Face/Off in one year, because she watched it last October.

Whose POV should I watch for the Advent Forest collab?

Fsce/Off. Irys continues to have pretty good taste in movies.

>>86729196
spit out dadrys you dummy

>>86729130
Come on, Anon. We both know she's not coming back.

Liz on the telly

>>86729209
Pitsluts

I think Kanata is trying to tell me something, but I don't quite understand..

>>86729197
>if

>>86729217
>We

>>86729197
Technically with the 1 million wish they can, but management also tells them explicitly that they will only let them use it a maximum of 1 or 2 times a year, that's why IRyS didn't become cunny

>>86729202
She should watch Con Air

>>86729056
>Like?
Vampires, Twilight, shoujo, gay fanfiction, tumblrcore gaymes like that cthulhu one, baking, seasonal decorating, pumpkin spice lattes, animal crossing mobile games, you know, typical male nerd things.

>>86729248
That was a watchalong with us already I think

https://youtu.be/9Ms_2ounxLE
SOON!

>>86729202
>>86729248
No, she should watch The Rock

GO LIZ GO

>>86729248
She already did

>>86729274
Which match?

>>86729248

>>86729248
i think she did or maybe i'm remembering another holo

>>86729130
This is true!

>>86729146
>Ame is a dumb frogposter
No...

>Anons discussing pickmes
t. chumbud, I'm not calling Gura a pickme, I just wanted an excuse to soundpost

>>86729259
kek seriously, that guy is either pretending or he never watched Fauna.

IRyS wants to do more eurobeat!

>>86729248
https://www.youtube.com/live/7DnUHdG7L-U

>>86729339
I watch fauna. I'm thinking of her taste in stream games and the occasional "I fucking love science, let's talk about string theory" stuff. Also, the fact that you think I'm being critical of fauna is truly baffling. I'm not accusing her of being a pickme. I'm just saying, she gets the accusation more than Kiara for a cause

>>86729146
Honestly, it must feel like total shit for having a 4 year old general change it's ways

>>86729326
It was a different time anon, you need to let go...

Mumei is evil, from yesterday

>>86729406
Fair

https://litter.catbox.moe/xrr9uy.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/xrr9uy.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/xrr9uy.jpg

First time checking IRyS, normally how much longer are her SC reading/chatting?

>>86729400
>I fucking love science, let's talk about string theory
literally a threadreading tourist that never watches her.
>she gets the accusation more than
Because she has a specific schizo that spams it, probably (You). Although it hasn't happened in a year.

im just going to say it, mori should only play low brain activity turn based games and drop all the games where she has to think, all she does is run around making noises like a monkey while repeating her new favourite meme of the week whereas when she plays slower games its extremely comfy

I love this doll!!

>>86729463
That nipple is property of Nene, please cover it up.

>>86729463
Wtf, those are Towa nipples

crazy to think that one italian stream wawa did on april fools was just foreshadowing

>>86729463
Chat is this real?

fatFuckRys

>>86729446
Mumei has never tried to pretend that she wasn't evil.

Or, well, she's the Guardian of Civilization, which means that whatever she does isn't wrong.

>>86729314
>>86729396
Arigato

>>86729474
You're dumb as hell

>>86729491
she shouldnt be encouraging those people

>>86729491
God I wish I was a Lizbian

>>86729446
what a fucking brat

GO ERB GOOOOOOOOOO

>>86729400
Faunaschizo has terrorized these lands stranger, forgive the locals for being weary of you.

>>86729482
You can just not watch have you ever thought about that or better yet watch the first 45 mins where she's chatting/drawing and then turn the stream off.

>>86729467
Between 2 to 3 hours, and never trust her when she says "I'm not going to read the sc out loud because I have something to do later" she forgets after 2 minutes. She has no self control

>>86729463
This is fake. We all know Towa doesn't have nipples.

>>86729400
How is taste in games male coded? You sound like a seething sister.

>>86729520
Ogey retard. Stop pretending that you've ever watched Fauna.

>>86729547
Fair enough, fuck that guy

>>86729467
she's watame tier diligent 3-4hrs

Was this the same trip Fauna/Bae/IRyS saw each other naked

>>86729446

>>86729491
pff... this woman is intriguing

>>86729565
Then what have I been suckling this whole time

>>86729600
Don't think about it.

>>86729600
Anon… that’s the Towabanana

>>86729547
You're replying to him.

>>86729491
What is the tax policy of the Bloodflame Kingdom? This is important.

>>86729563
Her absolute complete lack of self control is one of the things I love about her.

>>86729576
>sound like

Outlaw Star had some great outros.

>>86729600
The hand sanitizer dispenser on the wall of the gas station.

>>86729627
There are no taxes in the Bloodflame Kingdom.

cute Ceci

>1 mass effect game confirmed
>eventually

THE REGULAR CROWD SHUFFLES IN

>>86729668
Cecil..Mm...

>>86729673
She will be forced to play all of them, I know it

ERB appears to be a pigeon...

>>86729547
Faunaschizo is not pickmeschizo. Pickmeschizo was only active from 2022-mid 2023.

Did IRyS buy more honey or is this still the same batch Bae got her

Irys is one of those girls who says it's going to be a short stream then she's still going twelve hours later and blown off an appointment.

>>86729576
That guy who keeps saying "she likes all the same games as northernlion" clearly thinks her taste in games is male-coded. If someone thinks that, they might call her a pickme for her taste in games

>>86729491
>>86729531
lesbos are better than other women tho

>>86729143
Bae a cute.

I just realized it's Laplus DarkneSSS, not DarkneSS

>>86729745
I'd let IRyS blow my appointment if you know what I mean.

SING US A SONG TONIGHT

Lizzz.....cute......

>>86729041
>>86729146
is this a kafka reference

>>86729745
she doesn't stream more than 3 times a week sadly

>>86729801
Ovid, Kafka, that grotesque hentai, there's a lot of metamorphoses

>>86729789
The extra s is for extra swevil

>>86729745
Like that ER stream she kept her mom waiting kek

Justice is a weird gen. Three normal talents and a VSinger. I'd through they stopped doing that after what happened to Irys.

>>86729801
Yes but neither of the girls got it.

>>86729771
Fauna has played like 2 NL games in the last 6 months. Most of the games she plays are indie kusoges and nintendoslop. You're just a seething retard.

>>86729789
Ah, you switched timelines just now? We've been here for a good year or so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1SbTftjJTA

>>86729657
excellent news!

>>86729834
Yeah, that one sticks out because they were going to an onsen or something fun that Irys really likes. But she did it recently too.

HOLY SHIT GO ERB

>>86729840
because reading is gay

>>86729897
I'm enjoying Biboo's slut arc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwiOxDldqck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwiOxDldqck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwiOxDldqck
Kanade is here with the best stream of the day

Not one but TWO Dark Souls streams today. I wonder if Mori will find Patches today, and Bae will probably endlessly suffer in Undead Burg.

>>86729953
flatties trying to be sexy is just a very specific type of pickme

>ISP blocked catbox again
>Can't listen to soundposts or open funny links
They'll reverse it again in a few days but goddamn I wish they didn't do this all the time

>>86729400
That's not what a pickme is, you fucking retard. That's a pseud.

>>86730005
If it's a DNS level block, you may be able to configure a different DNS server to bypass it

Ah yes "I can't talk for a long time, I have to go soon"RyS

>>86729963
I still don't know what this is, a new song?

I really liked when ERB went skidiadiaaaaabidaaaaahaaaaaaawaaaaaaAAAAAAAA

>>86729998
She took that poll personally. Like number one saleswoman Nanashi Mumei. Although Mumei's is funny because apparently the Moom shirt did really well.

>>86730038
Girl same

IRyS is an expert at talking about food

>>86729963
I'm gonna assault that tummy

>>86730036
Her original song MV I guess

>>86729974
i hope she goes down in to new londo right away

kanade...

Kanade with the original 2002 built-in laptop mic recording quality.

>>86730062
she's quite experienced

IRyS is going to have some FOMO if everyone has tons of fun.

Strength, Dexterity, Intelligence or Faith, which stat will Bae focus on?

>>86730207
it will recharge her for the next event

>>86730207
She wouldn't be able to wake up for it anyway. I'm assuming it'll be closer to Fauna's time since she's in it.

>>86730022
Maybe you just aren't aware of the kind of nerd this appeals to

What is Kanade doing or not doing that every other holo who's played this game didn't or did do to make recording fine?

>following indies 3view getting involved in various /lig/ twitter drama
How long before the "YOU LEFT" post?

>>86730232
stats? bae will go full pyromancy

>>86730232
She's gonna play with the uchigatana full dex

>>86730232
Bae normally likes Dex weapons like katanas and shit but most of the early game weapons are strength so who knows

kameRyS my beloved...

>>86730207
I don't think she really minds missing out on it after GTA and ENReco.

>>86730242
Mori said she would be streaming at her normal time mostly, which is only like an hour or 2 earlier than IRyS'.

>>86730268
Disgusting

>Risu playing Two Point Campus
looks fun. Refuse to get it because denuvo

>>86730207
>if everyone has tons of fun.
the game isnt that fun

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>86730257
>chaos holo
>uses chaos storm

>>86730291
the JP streams were kino and they could wait to hop back into after their normal streams.

SOON

>>86730256
I'll keep it simple
no one here knows who the fuck that is

>>86730256
This is /hlgg/ anon, were you trying to post on /lig/ or /#/?

>>86730207
Nah she’ll have much more fun spending time with me instead

>>86730314
couldn't wait*

Fuck, she's a great rock singer, too.

>>86729103

tensai

>>86730207
7days? Is that game tons of fun? I've watched a bit of it, seemed kind of slow, but I don't really know anything about it so...

>>86730337
This but with me instead

>>86730317
Will she ever complete Song of the Elves?

spreading the nephilim cheeks

She's touching me...

You know as much as she's saying she doesn't want to do it, I could see her doing it anyways if it looks like the others are having fun.

>>86729103

>>86730363
JPs seemed to have a blast playing it.

>>86730378
kek holoctober is great

>>86730363
I liked the CCGG collabs , but that was 100% roleplay, and I saw some JP clips and it seemed fun with a lot of people at least

kanade my ears

Bae and Hajime smell alike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC4KXGrUvaw

manechan sounds pretty cute

>>86730363
It's pretty fun but rough around the edges and performance has never been good

ENTER

>>86730363
>Is that game tons of fun?
No
It's kind of fun with friends, it's nothing amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZEq2NR_e44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZEq2NR_e44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZEq2NR_e44
$ chance

Gobliz my beloved

>>86730425
They smell sweaty

>>86730363
it's just another survival crafting game that you can fuck around in with friends
no is gonna watch it for the gameplay anyways

>>86730396
She wouldn't even if so because going back on it after being so clear that she isn't joining multiple times will be too much to bear for her pride

>>86730425
Towa is so lucky…
I want to smell dancers

ENTER SHIORIFACE

>>86730396
I think she has already shown several times that she cannot be as socially active as other girls, this amount of events would have stressed her out to a dangerous point

>>86730425
sniffffff

What is Liz?

>>86730425
hope they do a break dance battle

>>86730470
chu chu chu

Mumei is a broken girl according to IRyS

So this is a fast SC reading huh

the council powercreep...

>>86730485
Autistic :)

>>86730491
They should have a sex battle

>>86730425
For a smoka, she sure is a smell fag

>>86730363
The game isn't really the point, it's to have a lot of EN girls logging on at the same time to hang out and have fun. Like minecraft used to be, but concentrated since it's only a week and at certain hours instead of ~just log on whenever I guess~

>>86729491
I don't get why people hate her

https://youtu.be/9Ms_2ounxLE
https://youtu.be/9Ms_2ounxLE
https://youtu.be/9Ms_2ounxLE
KINO INCOMING

>>86730485
They hired basically a professional VA and singer. It ain't unexpected.

IRyS egosearched to see what people say about her card

>>86730464
I see. I don't care for the genre, but I can see how the girls would make it kino

>>86729901
In a company so chock full of Japanese hags, I'm befuddled that THIS was the first Perfume cover ever posted on an official holo channel. For reference, Polyrhythm was used as a Japan-wide recycling jingle, Chocolate Disco is even referenced in the realm of anime, Nee was an opening for Chii's Sweet Home (relatively popular kids show)... not to mention the choreography wherein the group would've performed for the Japanese Olympics had the ceremonies not been cancelled.
I think Botan and Polka have covered Flash (or was it Tokyo girl?) in lives/concerts and I'm sure the songs have been sung in karaoke (is the a way to find this shit?), yet when you consider the hold Perfume had in j-electro pop scene in the early 2000-2010s era, even girls like Kiara must have heard of them, right?
Maybe it's because the group's discography has been produced and composed by one guy, who is a bit protective of his music and who was making tracks for kizuna ai.. so there may have been some super Japanese perms autism going on. I dunno.
In any case, I want to see Chocolate Disco covered by a trio of girls, I want to see Nakata work together with some of the weaker singers. I wanna see the 3D set designs try to replicate the NNK MV, the fushizen na girl MV, etc. /autism

>>86730535
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Curious how Ame never posted pictures of Bubba in all 4 years of her being in Hololive huh? Really says a lot about her opinion on teammates.

Any guesses for the bottom row of guests for Kiara's 3D live? The only thing I know for sure is that at least one will be a JP, since Kiara said "first Japanese member to be announced" in the Iroha post.

>>86730485
A dork who has duets with her gremlin self...
Also powerful pipes

>>86730497
Don't worry, she's not gonna read them out loud anymore!

>>86729202
someone remind her of the time Moom wore her face

>>86730485
She plays the cello

>>86730530
If course, but some of those "let's have a huge collab" games end up being more entertaining than others because of the game they play.

IRyS likes shifty art, she must know about this
https://files.catbox.moe/9d5cyb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/nt6szd.png
https://files.catbox.moe/mxubzn.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cqp2wc.png
https://files.catbox.moe/bi4lx7.png
https://files.catbox.moe/5hr9y5.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0mf9u5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/tacgwd.png

>>86730575
inb4 Anya

I DONT WANNA BE FRENCH

>>86730643
she schlicked to them

The costco talks will lead to a new cheesecake arc

Irys is reminding me of the fact Luna likes to drive her Harley to Costco.

Is it possible to have a holo rdr2 server?

man risu sounds high and dumb right now

>>86730696
wait for other corpos to do it first so holos can copy it

CHEESECAKE FACTORY
COME TO JAPAN

>Please come
okay IRyS

>>86730696
Is RDR2 RP even a thing?

>>86730679
at least it wont cause stomach hort

>Cheesecake
Not again...

>>86730679
That was when she was having cheesecake slices delivered like every other day for awhile right?

w-why is the thread so slow?

>>86730679
>she misses Cheesecake Factory

GICHI GICHI YAYA HAHA

>>86730575
Iroha, Risu, Reine, Nerissa. Obviously there's more but those four have been confirmed.

>>86730718
yea I played it once

>>86730718
I don't know a lot about it, but it exists

The squirmbeat is having a melty in /HiRyS/ because IRyS isn’t joining the 7days to die collab…

What a great night irys's career is doing fucking awful, she's got no friends, her ccv is dropping and she's got a worse career than my Mori. What a great day of Mori ruining your whore and your cgdct cuck of a fanbase. Squirm for me cumrystocrats I get such euphoria when Mori ruins your day time and times again and there's fuck all you can do. While Mori is here getting anime deal irys is off being a whore jp reject. This day couldn't get any better when it happens to a whore fan base like yours.
>less subs
>less views
>less streaming hours
>less sc
>less music views
>less monthly Spotify viewers
>less projects
>less opportunities
Why are the cumrystocrats seething at Mori again? Oh wait I know it's because irys is a failed whore piggy who barks for 50 year old dick. Her career is on thin ice because she fits nowhere in life. Her constant self esteem issues bring me so much joy as she doesn't release any *music* anymore because she knows it a total waste of time for her. She's given up and is now nothing but an eceleb virtual prostitute. Make sure your subscribe to her patreon you cucks because her rm definitely isn't getting views anymore. I couldn't imagine having 2 failed music careers like she does. Not like she cares, all she wants is quick cash and doesnt care about her career. IRyS is a disgusting whore with no value to any man worth being with. She will forever be stuck settling for a beta provider. Her poor life choices are a reflection of her inability to think before she leaps, and represent an underlying self-esteem issue. She is desperate to fit in, desperate for attention, and desperate for validation. She will never have a successful marriage or relationship, and if she has children she will end up another statistic for single mothers. Go on cumrystocrats order her another pizza.


All in all I love it when whores get knocked down a peg and your egg shell walker lost yet again. Squirm for me cuckrystocrats because you know damn well your whore lost hard. Mori makes your fanbase squirm and I love it

>>86730726
at least it's pretty chill

>>86730726
Everyone is slowly losing brain cells

>>86730722
Yes, every stream there was a cheesecake talk that ended up with her buying more cheesecake, and she was like that for like a month

>>86730722
and eating them past their date

>>86730758
dude even Kiara mogs Mori
just shut up and die quietly

>>86730497
Depends, how long ago did she finish the game?

>>86730757
That was fast

VOULE VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI

https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1842127532000203241
qrd?

>>86730758
>seething in 3 threads

>>86730722
Pretty sure they were tiny as hell though, right?

>>86730758
This is just a repurposed Fauna seethepost

>>86730757
>>86730758
I thought he died, but there he is

>>86730689
Why though, you can't exactly buy anything and bring it home like that.

>>86730696
If it's possible, Mori would be right on it

>>86730782
And Mori 6x her monthly views, I could bot Mori too. Kiara has a shit career and will never come close to Moris success. She loses in every single metric from merch to vod views to opportunities. I know it hurts that no matter how hard you prop her up or how hard you shill Kiara will always be Moris lapdog. Mori got everything from an anime song to a music contract to billboards to a sololive. Mori made it while Kiara will forever be seething she will never reach the heights Mori has. Kiara will always be an accessory to anyone she's with because she's a talentless failure and I'm so fucking glad Kiara left Japan for Austria just so that bitch is isolated. 4 years later and she's still does her back handed jealous comments because she knows she can't win now. She tried so hard to drag Mori down in a public stream and it failed. Enjoy the no collabs, countless mental breakdown,no projects, less streaming hours and best of all a failure. You lost kfp and Mori won.
https://youtu.be/P_hMVt9wSYc?t=13521
She's still making jealous comments about Mori and has been doing it for the last 4 years and is even doing it today. Mori is continuing to get all the opportunities Kiara wishes she could get. She will never come close to her success. Keep wasting money on bots it won't fix her absolutely dog shit career

https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1842136615549829238
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1842136615549829238
https://x.com/takanashikiara/status/1842136615549829238

>>86730758
Squirmbeat having so little success he has to troll spilts instead of /hlgg/

>>86730794
Biboo tummy

>>86730794
sex

>>86730809
The other day he was getting roasted in morig, global, and hirys at the same time. It was sad

Kek, what is this song

bye retards

>>86730812
I have no idea. She just mentioned she likes to.

>>86730852
Roasting me won't make your oshi successful. Seethe as always holofag you lost

>>86730757
I didn't know squirmbeat did home visits to splits

>>86730794
Looks like a new 3D outfit, since she's been using her 3D a lot.

All right, now I can watch the vodRyS

>>86730876
die in your sleep

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>86730794
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1841999337595011152

>>86730884
It’s been visiting /HiRyS/ more often after IRyS’ solo performance in BD for some reason

>>86730822
Based as fuck

>>86730884
His mother used to do the same thing in her ghetto, they knew her as "the public wc" so he has experience in doing that

>>86730921
Are those different holomen or are those all just Bijou?

>>86730485
The resident Auntie of Hololive

>>86730044
For the worst saleswoman in EN, Mumei merch always seems to sell well.

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOE WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOE AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU SCROLL SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/iw2w9u.png

I hope this Biboo thing isn't just a cover song. Since it's being announced on her channel and not the main EN channel, I can't really see it being anything bigger than that.

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>>86730928
Cumrystocrats are so jealous of Moris success I kick my feet in happiness and have the biggest grin on my face knowing how envious they are. Every interaction makes them meltdown so I will not stop laughing and also laughing at irys' absolutely dogshit career. 2 failed music careers by the way lmao

>>86730947
Looking like it's all Biboo
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1842127532000203241

>>86730801
Even a small slice of cheesecake is like 400-500 calories. It's like one of the worst things you could eat for the amount of food.

squirmbeat has never once been refuted

https://youtu.be/k4HK-78wKmo?t=2438
https://youtu.be/k4HK-78wKmo?t=2438
https://youtu.be/k4HK-78wKmo?t=2438
why did IRyS do it bros

>>86730989
That's because no one respects his arguments

>>86730826
I expect lots of racism in this stream

>>86730989
Holofags brought this on themselves

>>86730972
this gives me mocotummy vibes though

>>86730989
Because he's right and actually brings up facts

>>86731016
THIS IS HIGLY ILLEGAL

>>86730989
Arguing with the mentally ill is useless

>>86730970
weird. I can access the main catbox page, but files.catbox.moe links are timing out.

>>86731026
From or towards italians?

Radio ERB in the morning is just the cup of tea I needed

>>86731061
Yes

>>86730758
I think Mori and Irys are both great and love each other very much :)

GO LIZ GO
GO GREMLIZ GO

>>86730826
Gurame

>>86730989
He's never made an argument

>>86730989
He did, but he just ignored that.
Also nobody believes he's a deadbeat either.

>>86731067
But erb doesn't like tea

>>86731084
But I like tea

Now let's say as a hypothetical I wanted ERB to suffocate me with her chest. How do I go about this?

>>86731070
Your pathetic jealous fanbase thinks otherwise. Not my problem that irys failed to capitalize on being the brand new member way back when. Plus now she's happily coasting making money from her incel audience playing games. Grim

>>86730713
Can't they get a dozen (or more) girls together and just play TF2 like they did for Mario Kart? I'm tired of the needlessly long 6+ hour daily streams that we got from the GTA event, and would rather see more overtly team-oriented gameplay that lasts for an hour or two. Sure we miss out on the idle chatter but that could easily be reserved for training streams leading up to this larger event.

>>86731079
I never read his posts very carefully, for all I know he might have argued for something once

>>86731083
He posted his merch before, he's a genuine deadbeat. It's time for you to accept that deadbeats are shitty people.

>>86731099
Nobody bites your bait here so you go to /hirys/ and nobody bites your bait there either
You're desperate for people to hate Mori but nobody does

>>86730826
the last time an austrian took lessons from the italians it didnt end so well

ex-sapling here, which holos will be my friend?

>>86731094
Me too!

>>86730989
i just skippa skippa

>>86731114
Like oshi like fan!

>>86731098
You'd have to ask her and hope she agrees (she can't regulate the flame temperature if she doesn't want it)

>>86731130
fubuki

This might be interesting
https://youtu.be/vUo94rc2FZ8?si=5IrwPMcwAc7zeHJ5

>>86730826
Bawnjourno
Si
Er correcto
Margareytey
Dominic Decocco

So Ame abandoned her fans and friends and left Hololive so that she can collab with twitch indie whores and probably males? Unironically fucking grim. What happened to her? I thought she was better than this. I guess people saying that gurame wasn't real were right since Ame apparently doesn't give a single shit about Hololive. Fucking sad

>>86731119
>You're desperate for people to hate Mori but nobody does
if he wanted people to hate mori he would be saying something that makes mori look bad

https://youtu.be/TZEq2NR_e44
https://youtu.be/TZEq2NR_e44
https://youtu.be/TZEq2NR_e44
Miko updated her thumbnail

>>86731149
They've been milking that live a lot. I'm not against it, it was really good.

>>86731114
What's next? All schizos using Kiara to shitpost are KFP too?
If you spend your time hating on Hololive, you aren't a hololive fan.
Simple as.

https://x.com/RAB_nesu45/status/1842114565737513336/photo/1
everyone needs a slutty friend in their lives

Seething at Irys won't change the fact that Mori is fat and can't even do a simple split. Seethe deadbraps

>>86731157
He likes Mori but he hates Hololive so he has to convince himself that everyone hates Mori like it's 2022

>>86731130
Fubuki

>>86731119
>You're desperate for people to hate Mori but nobody does
Kek hirys says otherwise it's the perfect meltdown every time she's brought up. They fucking can't stand her getting opportunity after opportunity while irys is stuck playing games. They think Mori stole irys' original spot too.

>>86731130
friend will be your friend

>>86731157
Could be acting like a tool while calling himself a deadbeat as a form of falseflagging

>>86731099
What if the world really was a nicer place than you've been lead to believe?

>>86730884
It visits /HIRyS/ and /inf/ the most. In /inf/ he spams Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

>>86731177
You're right he isn't a Hololive fan, he's Mori's fan. If he was a simple schizo he wouldn't have her merch.

https://x.com/uraakapeko/status/1842140450553270324

>>86731181
Seething about irys won't fix her throat or dead career total cumrystocrat death. Your oshi lost and will always be a fucking failure. Her decline has been beautiful

>>86731190
>They think Mori stole irys' original spot too.
do they actually think this

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vUo94rc2FZ8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vUo94rc2FZ8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vUo94rc2FZ8
Regloss Stage version of the 3D live shortly
I'm assuming it's going to be more of a flat shot? Pretty kino

>>86731177
>All schizos using Kiara to shitpost are KFP too?
See anon, when I see a thread full of KFP saying nothing while a schizo is using her to shitpost and even backing up the schizo when others talk back to him, I know they are all on the same team yes.

>>86731212
And Mori is a hololive & loves hololive. Spending your time seething on hololive=not a fan simple as. No member/merch can overrule that.

>>86731212
Specifically in his own words, he is a fan of the person behind Mori and not Mori himself.

>>86731220
Nope lol

>>86731212
right, schizos would never spend their money to further their angles. Can you imagine how some people think they buy passes to shit up threads?

>>86731210
That's my favourite saying with how mindbroke it made them when it had absolutely 0 correlation. Kronii never recovered either and she was almost beaten to 1 mil by the dogs lmao.

>>86731219
Irys gets more ccv than Mori despite having less subs because all Mori's subs are dead ones lmao. Nobody wants to watch your oshi brapbeat

>>86731229
The thread is generally better when no KFP are present too.

>>86731177
>dicksucking corpos instead caring for talents

>>86731235
>Mori
>loves hololive
Top kek

>>86731250
Now compare the rest of the metrics oh wait you wouldn't dare. Seethe cumrystocrat

>>86731227
this is an EN thread

Where did cumrystocrat come from

How come literally every time squirmbeat is shitting up the thread, selenfag >>86731267 also shows up

>>86731282
Irys fan absolutely melting down over the Mori duet at fes

>>86731059
Change DNS settings cobber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rqqpNhEMuQ
Sister Act watchalong with an actual tenshi
Fun Fact: The Japanese title translates to "Love Song for an Angel"

Liz should do a loli voice more often

>>86731287
>selenfag
That's greenturd

>>86731059
replace catbox.moe with pixstash.moe

Gura cute Gura cute!

This is what you deserve you spammed death threats at her mother and also spam reported cover to get her fired. You failed to achieve to you wanted why did you stop you pussies.

>>86730758
I wanna see all the girls succeed and because I'm not privy to what's happening behind the scenes I try not to make character assessments based on the girls' output. Sometimes you have people like Calli that are burning brightly because they can't afford to miss opportunities due to being idle. Other times you have people like irys that are content with where they're at. But because I'm not privy to what happens behind the scenes, I have no knowledge if irys or Calli is content, I have little knowledge about events that were cancelled last second because of Cover Corp or because of a third party. Because I lack this knowledge, I try not to make character judgements about others because I'd look like an idiot.

I'm going to watch Banchou's butt now

>>86731305
Gremliz is really cute man

It's interesting how different sound effects are across languages. I would say a bell goes DINGDINGDINGDING but Kanade seems to think it's TATATATATA.

>>86731257
>Not spending your time seething on something=dick sucking.
Always the extreme case with you schizo.

Unironically I actually had some hope that Ame will come back in several months or maybe even a year or so and this would just be an extended hiatus but after recent stuff it's pretty clear that she's never returning. I'm getting depressed again

All holos should have a fat fuck.

>>86731323
Colors are similar. Famous example, Greeks of Homer's time conceptualized the sea as purple

You had your chance to get her fired in 2022 or even force her out and you lost. Squirm forever

>>86731323
I only found out a few days ago that different countries have different sounds for ..._ _ _ ...

How did this even happen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUo94rc2FZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUo94rc2FZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUo94rc2FZ8

>>86731357
Cover forcing shilloX into lives. They did the same with Gura's live when they forced Laplus into it.

Cute Sheep Harasses Hawk (ギリわる)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQQ80d33lc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQQ80d33lc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVQQ80d33lc

https://youtu.be/TZEq2NR_e44
Miko delayed her stream by 1 hour

Why is this camerawork better than the actual live's camerawork

>>86731361
Return of cute nervous Kanade

Protip: The animals from Flipland are here.

>>86731344
literally why does fauna have that stupid retard instead of a sapling?

>>86731383

Jimmy's moves are too smooth

>>86731386
because they are just sticking with one "camera" and not jumping all around

>>86731376
I'll believe this if one of them appears in Ina's live.

Why did you stop spamming reports to cover? I remember the template you made and was posted here and the you spammed the fuck out of it with burner emails and look what came of it. Absolute karma holofags, finish what you started you inferior vermin.

>>86731402
I would have never considered her sex until the 3D. Her hips...

>>86731398
I think there's lore that nemu is the actual guardian of nature and fauna is just some witch who stole his position

Reminder that Ririka cried because she thought she sucked at dancing

are there any thread schizos who are proven to be thin, white, and not eastern european?

What do you call this ship?

>>86731357
Iroha is apparently a lovely girl, and I could see Kiara wanting to do something dancing related. Plus, Azki is apparently another one of the talents, and those two are very close.

Mayonnaise is a drink!

>>86731398
I don't know but they somehow managed to make it look better than the original creature.

>>86731190
>hirys says otherwise
nobody replied to your post

I bet if Jimmy kicked you it really hurts

>>86731398
IRyS is the exception with guyRyS instead of the norm.
Just like Ina and takos on the myth release

>>86731351
https://youtu.be/Ibsc7DiTBPM?si=gkJqgpx_CgigAFX9

>>86731398
>literally why does fauna have that stupid retard instead of a sapling?
Because she hates us, that is the punchline you wanted right?

>>86731398
So does everyone else?

>>86731429
ReGLOSS really does suffer the most

No bra today~

I hope they release the rest of the performances with just that stage camera...

>>86731440
I suppose you could, but if it was just mayo, it wouldn't be as liquid as you might want a drink to be

>>86731469
>Just like Ina and takos on the myth release
What? Isn't the Tako always used in that line up of mascots that Ina created?

>>86731429
Understandable if she's only been looking at Jimmy.