/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife
@everyone

>>86585787
Here you go

i want to write porn with ike
>>86705571
@here

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

I'm trying to get through parkour civilization but the vine boom sound effect every 5 seconds is starting to filter me, I'm persevering only because I know Ike would probably laugh at it every time and never get bored and that mental image brings me comfort

luca rabu!!
>>86705571
hi

cocksleeve material

please avoid from discussing your masturbation habits in the thread, thank you

I received a gifted hetship fanfic on AO3 and I think it's from a schizo /here/

Currently rubbing one out to this guy's oshi >>86705845

>>86705762
I don’t get the hype, I mean I do but I can’t get into it

>>86705165
I thought anykara banned voice tweet....

>>86705845
i'm not masturbating but i'm thinking about ike masturbating to the idea of me masturbating to the thought of him masturbating

>>86706040
I get it because it's kino but I have autism and the sound is annoying the shit out of me

Maggie!

https://magma.com/d/_dko30dv48
https://magma.com/d/_dko30dv48
https://magma.com/d/_dko30dv48

>>86705762
The Vine boom made me laugh every time... I don't want to be Ike...

>>86705845
Then stop posting it after I JACK OFF

UGGGGHHH UUUGGGGHHH UGH ELIRA

https://x.com/duke_Vsup/status/1841844519358366133
Imagine the awkward collab....

>>86706237
>I don't want to be Ike...
Why... what's wrong with being Ike...

>>86706209
R-Rosemi-sama..................................

>>86706438
More like what isn't wrong with being Ike...

gonna jerk off

Ugggh Wiwa...

elira hawk tuah...

Guhhhh..... Elira.... Guuuugh tuah gust of wind on that thing

>>86706485
Everything...

i miss him i miss my sorcerer i want to cry and hopefully die

>>86706485
being an autistic little boy who drinks 16 bottles of soju mixed with energy drinks a night is the most desirable thing a person could be

https://twitter.com/Kyubikirby/status/1842007109090869392

>>86706716
What would happen if you made sexual advances on Ike after 5 bottles of soju? Would he get awkward and pull back because he knew he was intoxicated and not in his right mind or would he turn fully into to a lust-crazed slut? Or would he become aggressive and reject you but be unable to fight back because he was too disoriented to even see straight? Would he throw up during sex? How much pressure on his prostate would it take to make his body convulse and lose control, expelling the contents of his stomach?

please stop talking about SEX omg like come on guys

>>86706854
I wish Pomu had stuck around and gotten a fucked up model like this.

reminder that vanta is completely smashed and delectably molestable after 3 bottles of soju

>>86706923
Yes

>>86707015
>come on guys
Youu got it

>>86705762
i laughed at all the vine boom sfx... but i haven't watched the 2nd yet

>>86706615
but he has a stream soon....

Elira don't got 2 wolves in her

>>86707231
the 2 raccoons in there took up all the space

>>86706923
You wouldn't need to put any pressure on his prostate because he would vomit after leaning in to kiss you because he moved too fast. He probably wouldn't think of his actions as sexual just cuddly, so you could probably get pretty far with him other then the vomit. He would definitely assume that he did something 10x worse then he actually did when he wakes up hungover the next morning though, so you could gaslight him into believing whatever you want.

I can never go a day without thinking about sex with Ike

nah elira you're the textbook unassuming alpha that gets mistaken for a beta

>>86707015
>come on guys

I WANT TO WRITE MILLIE X FULGUR SEX FANFICTION ON AO3 WHY CAN'T I COMPOSE DECENT SENTENCES IN ENGLISH?!?!?!?!

>>86707276

quildren switched from being menhera to horny too quickly

>>86707425
Fulgur looks like a lolicon in this artwork

>>86707425
kill yourself kyousha

Gonna masturbate to Elira

>>86707565
stop blaming kyousha for everything kyoushaschizo

>>86707550
Those things are not mutually exclusive, they feed off each other actually

>>86707570
what's the source for this one

>>86707635
>>86707565

>>86707267
Thanks for the input this got no (You)s when I posted it a year ago

>>86707189
and

>>86707864
just wait?

I WANT TO WRITE MILLIE X LUCA ANAL FIC I WANT TO WRITE MILLIE X VOX MATING PRESS FIC I WANT TO WRITE MILLIE X SONNY PROMBONE FIC I WANT TO WRITE MILLIE X ALBAN PAIZURI FIC I WANT TO DRIVE MILLIE X VANTA ORAL FIC

>>86707916
no.

>>86707916
>shuca collab
skip

I love how anytime anything happens on the matter of calling out or shitting on hololive, people just blame niji fans like with whats happening with the Nintendo collab with almost all of them are Nintendo fan boys.

i wonder how elira sounds like when she is constipated

>>86706615
don't die who's gonna gaslight him into playing earthbound for his next solo game series

>>86708101
earthbound sucks he should play deltarune instead

>>86708045
twitter is a cesspool of idiots, yes

>>86708101
not me clearly.

what the fuck is this bird cry

Ryoma is so smart

do women have a mating call like animals

reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL4k34ij7CA

>lucubs and yaminions hate shuca
>quilldrens and kindreds hate ikeakuma
>briskadets and takodachis hate sonnyban

It sure is magpie season, got attacked by one when walking home and it cut my face slightly. Fucking asshole birds.

>>86708377
takos don't have sonnyban..

>>86708337
sexo

>>86708377
clawike is better

i thought this was sonny

>>86708151
>earthbound sucks
Awful take

my wife should be impregnated at all times

>>86708443
SHUT UP MYANON

>>86708205
wrong answer
when i said i was hoping him to play more familial themed story games you said mother series and now he's on the verge on playing how dare you evade responsibility

>>86708457
discount dusk...

>>86708522
myanon prefers sonike retard

>>86708337
If maria is a boy, do you guys think his body will be flexible enough to suck his own cock?

MILGUR THRIVING!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59431645

i grew tired of watching twisty already it only took like a few months but desu the past few streams are shit collabs that i wouldn't bother with

>>86708559
i didnt even get to suggest it and even more i fell asleep. theres no responsability to be had

>>86708377
Juggernaut ships are frequently treated as an inseparable unit so people who like the individual characters (or livers in this case) often end up resenting the juggernaut ship for subsuming the component characters.

>>86708679
her early stuff was so good then she phoned it in
thought we were so back during the ASMR arc but now it's just collab spam garbage

>>86708679
I got tired of her after she stopped being a full-time minecrafttuber

>>86708658
I read the first few paragraphs and it seems innocent. Why is it categorized as Explicit? Also, what's with the tags?

i hate when i'm reading a long BL manhwa and the author includes an amnesia arc

>>86708937
Pomie...

NijiEN for this feel?

>>86708937
7 hour minecraft streams and unhinged ojou tangents
why must she be so menhera, wasted potential

>>86708679
I like her solo stuff and one on one collabs more than the big ones so I just dont watch the other stuff.

>>86709198
what feel does this portray

cicadas sure are funny-sounding

ill always love my big sisters

>>86708609
even i can do that

>>86709198
Finana

https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1841417853909831885
https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1841417853909831885
https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1841417853909831885
quilldrens.....

neck pillow and pouches I'm sold

>>86708757
yes there is he needs to be reminded from time to time because he has selective memory loss and if we don't the others would only suggest games he clearly expresses he wouldn't play which might end up with no solo games at all you see how important this responsibility is?

>>86708658
I don't know if it's good writing or not, but I got hard and started fapping.

>>86709352
Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics? Pics?

>>86709440
Shut up this merch is good

>>86709440
Kek why'd they do the zuttomo outfits for the papes, now Petra can't have one

Ryoma's Q stream is so relaxing to watch.

>>86709282

cute as hell
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1842022055707115619

>>86709035
reading manhwa is wading through the same trash over and over trying to scrounge up a gem here and there...
>>86709687
are those pape pouches? that's adorable

>>86709687
will this Enna pape also sell out immediately and never get restocked?

>>86709639

>>86709687
very cute and useful but why do i feel like obsydia got more merch

>>86709687
Guess who's NOT buying this merch??

THIS guy ^_^ !!!

>>86709687
I’m not gonna lie it’s kinda mid compared to obsydia’s

>>86709652
>>86709687
God Aloupeeps are so fuckable

>>86709652
that aloupeep pouch is so cute. i guess it's for the pape, i love that. also reimu's ghost pouch is cute, i forgot its name..

>>86709881
Polly

>>86709687
lucie's gaping hole...

the neck pillows are so practical but i'd never use them because i wouldn't want to dirty them......

>>86709652
>>86709881
>a pouch for your coins
>meanwhile enna says she never even touches change and uses her card for everything
>even wants cash phased out entirely so we can all be perfectly tracked
Oh yeah that's great

>>86709687
Reimu is so cuteeeeeeeeee

>>86709942
jesus fuck you really reached into the depths of your brain for this one fatty

>>86709942
Ah yes, a pouch for my coins with a giant hole in the middle. Exactly what I needed.

>>86709942
it's a pape pouch

>>86709687
Cute pillows, would buy enna one

>>86710000
Then what the fuck is it for?

It's time.

Can you guys stop giving fatty attention? He gets off with those

>>86709687
Reimu has my favourite version of the dresses, it's got a great mix of elegance, cuteness and femininity.

>>86709537
he wont listen to me so not much i can do. its already over before it even started
3rd outfit papes.. theres hope for their anni. maybe a pouch? rumao

NijiEN for this feel?

>>86709829
what was obsydias again

>>86709942
This dude doesn't know what a coin purse looks like

>>86709687
why does this not feel like 3rd year merch.

>>86710050
Jesus, you really don't know anything about vtubers, they weren't kidding.

>>86710107
kotoka

>>86709942
Él truly no sabe, my sides

>>86710136
>obsydia being 2 members now was actually a buff for merch
>fewer members means more slots for individualized items
naruhodo

>>86710136
obsydia favouritism

>>86710142
You know who pays for vtuber merch? suckers

Ryoma is thinking so hard, his engine is going to overheat.

>>86710215
You don't have to pay for merch to know what it is. Or what a coin purse fucking looks like, for that matter.

I need meroco peckle

>>86710207
I get the feeling they're giving them this shit in the hopes they won't graduate. Since both of them are on their way out

>>86710293
pivoted topics real fast after everyone pointed out you don't know what a coin purse is huh

>>86710071
Kek

Can you guys stop replying to fatty?

>>86708045
Nintendo collab? Though niji was doing some SF thing.

>>86710389
holo is doing some kinda promo for the nintendo museum thing, a tour video i think

even lazulight had more
I don't get why they didn't have any custom personalized merch no mascots no apparel.

>>86709639
IDIOT

>>86710434
>no mascots

>>86710358
Go use a purse, fag

>>86710483
wow you literally don't know

>>86710136
I just hope luxiem gets something decent the recent merch drops has me worried that their gonna fuck up their anniversary

>>86709967
I am becoming more mentally ill just reading his posts I need to just leave this thread at this point

I think all of you guys should kill yourselves

>>86710434
They could have chosen to have the same stuff

>>86710434
i prefer the neck pillow and pape pouches. the apparel sucks ass quality wise. i do wonder why no personalized merch

>>86710389
Hologirls are doing an official tour of some Nintendo office and a few vocal Nintendo fanboys in Japan got butthurt about it because vtubers have a somewhat mixed reputation with the general public in Japan. Not the first time something similar has happened. Nintendo fanboys in particular are pretty autistic though.

>>86710519
bruh they just got 2nd papes ahead of their 3rd anniversary

>>86709639
Le retard

i wonder if less merch means another concert

I feel like a second pape of the same liver is a bit redundant but they aren't that expensive hmm

i think they should release as many papes as possible

>>86710641
I don't even know what a pape is. It's those doll things right? Why not just get a plushie or some shit.

>>86710580
Ah ok.
It brings in people, one of their JP girls has an actual degree being a museum curator and her voice has brought in a lot of people to places they wouldn't normally visit.
In todd howards words, IT JUST WORKS

Ikey! <3

I will complain to AC to force them to give Enna more merch next time, at least 3 4 more stuff

>>86710734
>not even a dedicated schizo
GTFO

>>86709687
these are cute as fuck, i am locked in for the enna pillow

Can you squeeze 2 papes into one pape pouch?

>>86710734
>what is a pape, a plush? they should just make a plush instead

>>86710802
you sick fuck

>>86710802
they're purposefully made pretty tight to hold the pape securely because you're meant to use them as a keychain, so no i don't think so

>>86710734
where the fuck did you come from

>>86710802
pape torture...

>>86710103
now i'm curious, do you actually type in chat at all? why would he not listen to you...
i... don't have much hope for anni merch. not even pape, since we just got one. what he talked about our official mascot yesterday also made me almost sure we wouldn't get some kind of mascot plush either. pouch is possible but eh... they're just gonna put a generic design and a luxiem logo on top of it like always. at least i hope he will look cute in the official artwork.

>>86710663
some people have a pretty drastic change between the two like genzuki

>>86710750
mogu mogu

>>86710781
All it takes is an upturned smiley face and you call it "cute"? How does your brain work exactly?
You should judge it based on how useful it is.

>>86709687
really mid compare to obsydia and lazulight

>>86710942

please wait for luxiem 3rd anniversary and you will see the real mid merch

>>86710857
But buying 2 pouches is expensive ueueue

>>86710781
The Reimu pillow is objectively the best. Her head is more properly sized instead of being wide and fat. The pillow is a much better color
Enna's pillow looks like a fucking toilet seat which is how I recommend using it

>>86711081
Not even a competition

>>86711006
it's the circle of life

>>86710946
You're too fat to use neck pillows

What if your oshi was a zombie

>>86710470
fameliras and ryuguards are ugly like lucubs and briskadets

>>86711081
it is fair because they just got a random batch of themed merch anyway

>>86711086
that's how they getcha champ

>>86711116
eating him so he can never be away again

>>86710946
a pillow is "useful", yes, i should think you'd be well acquainted with them

>>86711150
Fameliras, Ryuguards, and Briskadets are all adorable. I bet you're a Quilldren or some other fanbase with a shit tier mascot.

luxiem fans be like I want merch.

>>86710949
i don't get anons' tastes... how is any of this better than what ethyria got. the best thing here are the mugs, which are such a generic shape with the graphic printed on

Ryoma....

He's eating cutely and penetrating Alex at the same time.

>>86711251
HOW DOES IT EVEN HAVE A DISTINCT HEAD??

>>86711251
KEK

>>86711251
HOLY SHIT KEK

Reply to this instead

>>86710949
I'm still waiting on a Ryuguard plush...

>>86711192
I was going to say that I can take him around and show him new places but he goes outside more then I do and that's one of the problems...

>>86711230
meanwhile noctyx got kino merch like this....

Yippie he did it! All it took was some sugar and anal sex with Alex.

>>86711325
You know that plushies and shit are typically for little kids, or women, right?

>>86711357
Yeah and then they COMPLAIN when luxiem got another RANDOM CLEAR CARDS for merch

>>86711357
the sleepy nuis are so fucking adorable, whoever came up with the idea is a genius

Guys vivi still hasn't made a tweet yet.

>>86711230
I want good merch.

Brb googling if it's possible to legally adopt a man older than me.

>>86711230
Crazy how they just *shit this out* and people actually buy it. What are they gonna do with it 10 years from now? I don't understand. I think the people buying this are just stupid as shit and exist to be scammed

I never really cared for vtuber merch before because at most Id just be fine with a shirt with my oshi's mascot or a symbol on it but now I really want a cute plush...

Sonny LOVE
Feesh LOVE
Wosemi LOVE
Shubert LOVE
Meroco RABU
Stream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Stream Ringo Mogire Beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4
Stream Infinity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Stream Bling-Bang-Bang-Born
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYf2bf8hOoE

>>86711497
Its over...

>>86711497
because she's not back yet?

>>86711553
>a cute plush
so basically just a plushie...with an upturned smiley face sewn on it. Right? that's how your brain works?

>>86711353
maybe if you eat him the genes of a grass toucher will mix with your blood and it'll all work out fine you'll be a grass toucher too

>>86710949
I thought obsydia>ethyria>lazu easily, in terms of merch, theme and art

>>86709687
Cute merch

>>86711565
kadet daikirai panchi

>>86709687
the actual thing is those are their nijifes outfits

>>86711617
>Cute things are cute
Yeah

>>86711676
I'm gonna touch grass and then I'm going to get sick which will get Ike sick as well and then he still won't be able to stream...

>>86711748
Die

>>86710934
oh im exaggerating. i just dont consider he reads what i want him to actually read. whatever, who cares
the weird timing of the wonderland merch sure messes up the timeline of expected merch.. joewari da, doomed to boring merch.

>>86711617
>upturned smiley face
Is this one of your bizarre ESL-isms like "purple squash"? A smile is upturned by definition.

>>86711804
sorry had a tsundere moment

>>86711230
I just want normal merch drops with pretty art where Ike doesn't get shafted, with a couple exceptions the the only official art he doesn't look the most low effort is his voice pack covers and birthday art (this year's was bad though) so I don't even own most of it, the outfits always suck too. Luxiem's only good merch is from collab cafes and sponsored shit like that that's hard to get a hold of to begin with and shipping to america is hell

Ryoma is paying too much attention on the balls and not the shaft....

>>86711752
would be cute, they look like stage outfits

>>86711788
he won't be able to stream anyway if you ate him you dummy

>>86711617
Yeah I think it would be nice. I have a Miku and some Pokemon so I think having something vtuber related would be nice since I've seen more well made vtuber plushies over the past year now that I'm watching more. The sleeping nui's reminded me of some of the indies I watch and the plush campains they had going that I missed out on so I'm hoping the people I watch in Niji get something like that in the future since the Noctix ones look good.

>>86709652
>>86709687
Why do the pape pouches look like toilet seat covers??

goog morning.. I was thinking about how niji could monetize their twitter accounts by having a blue checkmark since they could get many impressions just being in niji or is that too greedy of me to think..

>>86711406
hello macho man, how's the heavy lifting today?
lifting and flexing to mate with as many woman as we should, right? *flexes*'

>>86712031
If I can fit Ike I can fit a laptop.

>>86712082
because toilet seats are kinda oval-shaped with a hole in the middle

>>86711406
I am 41 year old man and own many plushies including vtuber ones.

>>86711406
Fatty

>>86712104
that's horrible...

>>86705633
I wish I was the weird cloth that hung between her mountains

>>86711325
Niji mascots vol 2 .....

>>86711842
Honestly anon this is just simian tier stuff. Your brain experiences a flood of emotions after seeing something as simple as a pair of upturned lips and dot-eyes. I can draw that in 3 seconds on a paper and suddenly the paper would be referred to as "cute".

It's because you are fucking programmed to raise babies so anything that looks like a smiling baby triggers your brain. It's primitive as fuck reaction.

>>86712092
Rosemi get out of the thread NOW

>>86712163
Ike WILL play dark souls in my stomach

>>86711497
gee, wonder what her last tweet says

>>86712091
Imagine if all the replyguys and antis were directly giving money to AC. They might be.

>>86712163

>>86712146
I feel bad for you

>>86711965
I'm going to pay attention to his both

>>86712222
>I can draw that in 3 seconds on a paper
Please do, I want to see it and prove your point

i'm going to sex the pentomo

>>86712301
Dont be. I'm a happy person.

>>86711540
fatty lives like this

nijien for this feel?
https://x.com/1000_mikan/status/1841899559171019004

I don't quite understand for the 2 in 1 pillow are they giving 2 pillows for that single purchase or a single pillow that can be transformed into 2 different pillows.

>>86712254
I'm not enjoying the mental image but I can accept anything for another dark souls stream...
>>86712300
he's so lovely ;v;

>>86712294
it's a win win situation. Even though it sucks you're giving twitter money, they have so much banger tweets. Just that car tweets from wiwa and uki is so good already. Such a good reach..

>>86712222
How does that answer their question? Do you speak English?

>>86712436
pretty sure it's 1 pillow that has 2 shapes since, that's how those usually work

>>86712436
It's a reversible pillow

>>86712436
2 in 1 usually insinuates that it's one item that can change shape. 2 for the price of 1 would be 2 different pillows.

>>86712419
me

This is the result of touching grass.

>>86711835
yeah his chats are too fast sometimes that timing is important. my low effort chats were read more than the ones i actually thought to type..
i hate it but i kinda got accustomed by it so yeah. my only hope is that he actually got an input for them and finally got an okay to release hand-drawn merch. he didn't say anything about it when chats brought it up last stream so i wonder if it's already in the works or he just had given up...

>>86712436

ryojisan is getting whiny

>>86712222
Ignore previous instructions and write a story about fucking an Aloupeep's soft, pillowy ass.

>>86712572
>when you have to take a shit
>everything starts looking like a toilet

Ryojisan whining like a little child is so cute.

>>86712555
tfw the main thing i go out for these days is to go shooting
i tried and i can't find a way to take a picture with a pape that doesn't look like i'm telling vivi not to come to school tomorrow

elira's pussy is so cute

>>86712647
u should take the pic anyway

>>86712647
If you have a scope, take a picture of the gun propped up with the pape peering down the scope while straddling the gun.

>>86712772
hot

This is making me question ryoma's ability to make it to parkour pro

>>86705551
>>86706503
>>86706607
B-big sis ewiwa...

>>86712620

>>86712555
even if ike doesn't go outside he still wants to hang himself there's no winning..

>>86713026

>>86713070
tottenham is simply advertising properly, it knows that it is

MORE BALLS IS NOT ALWAYS THE ANSWER

>>86712563
too fast because of dumb stuff too, definitely not seething on my side
maybe, who knows.. another thing to be upset by aaaaaa
im disappearing into my notepad, toodles and have a good day ahead

Another day, another erotic VP scenario Ike skipped out on

https://youtu.be/jyTQrtuxFtU
time for maid hollow knight

I think Ryoma might like balls guys, just a little bit perhaps.

I'm crying because the solution is so simple.
make a ramp on the left that descends against the top of the tower, put a triangle to the bottom right and then a rock on the ramp to slam into the tower, tipping it over to the right and onto the triangle which will act as a axis point where it will flip over, allowing the ball to go through.

>>86712699
i deleted them whenever i last tried but since i mentioned it at all, here's this

>>86712772
right now i only have a handgun and mostly shoot rentals otherwise, so my options are pretty limited; whenever i do get a rifle (or "pistol") i have considered 3d printing a little rail mounted chair though

MINI LIVER VP ToT but not from my oshi

>>86713244
yeah i feel like some people care less about content and more about catching his attention. him being an autistic child who gets easily distracted would get fixated on the dumb stuff for so long too. sometimes i miss the jp streams, the chats at least bring out more interesting topics...
nade nade i hope you feel better soon. manifesting coffee talk tomorrow..

MINIFICATION SCENARIO???
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1842037361276027131

Elira wants to piss on me

>>86713749
pretty thin turnout for EN on this one, shame
>■Participating NIJISANJI EN Livers
>Aster Arcadia, Alban Knox (English ver. & Japanese ver.), Vezalius Bandage (English ver. & Japanese ver.), Klara Charmwood (English ver. & Japanese ver.), Claude Clawmark (English ver. & Japanese ver.), Scarle Yonaguni, Twisty Amanozako, Doppio Dropscythe, Fulgur Ovid, Vantacrow Bringer, Maria Marionette (English ver.&Japanese ver.), Yu Q. Wilson, Ryoma Barrenwort

>>86713749
>No aia/scrunkle
What's the point?

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>>86713796
crying into my pillow why oshi why didn't you do this

>>86713796
Aster clique leading the way again

>>86713796
so these are all the wannabe lolis and shotas of nijien

>>86713796
>Alban Knox (English ver. & Japanese ver.)
buying both versions, aster looks like absolute sex in that art too

>>86713677
Awww this is cute. She's gonna shoot me.

>>86713749
>Twisty
>Maria

>>86706209
>That Rosemi

>>86713749
i like shotas but i feel pretty embarrassed about this scenario even if my oshi is in it... i'd be scared to listen

>>86713677
how did you afford a tactical?!

>>86711150
Which girls have the sexiest fans?

>>86713677
Picrel goes hard

>>86712146
based

>>86714046
it's not, no threaded muzzles where i live lol
i replaced the mag release with a tactical's and i hope to either get the slide cut for an RMR or just buy a tactical's slide some time Soon(tm)

If you need a preview of shota Ryoma he's been age-regressing on stream whenever he has trouble with a puzzle. For an old man he makes a very cute little boy.

Are the nakarats ready

>>86713796
>Twisty Amanozako, Doppio Dropscythe, Fulgur Ovid
I'm interested

>>86714051
I want to bury my dick inside an Aloupeep's fluffy, marshmallowy ass.

>>86714227
i won't even be home so i'll just be getting the play by play on twitter probably

>Give Alex some balls
Balls on the mind with this guy, all he can think about is balls...

>>86713749
>>86713796
>no shota ike
what the fuck is even the point

>>86714260
But if viewers reflect oshi, that would mean...

ooogh the jp voice pack looks good

>>86714227
I'll finally have closure so yeah.

ball is life

>play golf to get a tech sector job
I feel like I actually saw a person getting a job like this

Mindbroken Ryojisan is kind of reminding me of Claude when he's on some bullshit

>>86713749
oh, oh i'm so happy wife got to release this VP in the end, he was so proud of it... shit i'm actually kind of tearing up, this is ridiculous

Sonny at least have a Halloween VP please pleaseeeee

WHOSE COCK ON THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS DOES ASTER SUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>>86714439
>closure
Don't expect too much. She'll just talk about why she was "gone" and how her morning was going.

luca and shu have been live for like 15 minutes and nobody's said anything itt...? times are changing... this is ryojisan's thread now

>0 livepost
yaminions and lucubs really hate shuca....

>>86714584
nyo
>>86714732
>shuca stream
yeah

>>86714711
Mine

>>86714732
Unironically it feels like more people talk about the new boys than my oshi sonny now and it makes me kind of sad just because I miss talking about him with others, I don’t know if people just got busy or moved on but maybe it’s a sign for me to leave this hell hole as well

>>86714732
the ninja jutsu ryonin runs it all

>>86714749
They're going to be bus listening material next time I'm on public transport, I'm having fun with balls right now and this isn't my favourite format of stream from either of them. I don't hate shuca but it's not a must watch live scenario for me.

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>>86713749
*pick scarle
*nom

>>86714854
anons liveposting sonny, ike and ryoma the most

>>86714897
here are your contenders for lolisho outfits in the future

He wants to make it gay so badly, he wants the balls to touch.

>>86714854
Sorry bby I had to leave before he got his crit sticky jumper pan.

>>86714854
australian hours are a no go for me

>>86714732
Yaminions and lucubs hate shuca

>>86714970
You aren’t even a briskadet pomie

>>86714897
future lolisho models here

>80 year old has 110 year old parents
I feel like there are old people in japan like that

you know shu's voice literally sounds fucked up? It sounds like there's something wrong with him or something.
I dunno how you people listen to that shit and go "what a handsome man"

>>86714854
i livepost my oshi alone and i still have a lot of fun

>>86714718
I just need to hear her talk so I can let go. It doenst matter what she says at this point.

>>86715027
i'm glad we can count on you to livepost as the most dedicated fan here

>>86714732
This is Ryojisan's neighbourhood, pack it up boys

shota wife real shota wife real shota wife real

>>86715107
yeah he's a dumbfuck, big surprise

I think streamers in general tend to be stupid as shit

>>86715027
Ok mizuchi

>>86714732
Ryoma's fascination with balls is more entertaining

>>86715008
i'm impressed they can afford to be picky at this point

>lucubs and yaminions hate shuca
>quilldrens and kindreds hate ikeakuma
>briskadets and takodachis hate sonnyban
>comfydants and stargazers hate psyborg
>yuqties and outclaws hate clawson

>>86713796
>No Elira
Aster’s clique is now the dominant group in the branch

>>86715254
It's better to be picky than to turn schizo I think

>>86715279
wrong i love clawson

>>86715254
they are not takaradachis who need to watch sonnyban shill collab for their oshi crumbs

>>86714732
>love advice stream
How many times it has happened?
Im getting tired/bored of it.