/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

YUZU!!!

SEX with MIKOANON (non-euclidian, 3D, discrete)

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

what kind of eldritch abomination is mikoanon supposed to be anyway?

>>86613755

>>86613778
Mikoanon is anything you want mikoanom (genderless, ethereal) to be

test

>>86614400
I didn't even get a warning

What sick fuck is anti’ing sex with little girls

Perhaps we should talk about our non-sexual hobbies. Anon, would you like to share?

>>86615392
I play mahjong and watch vtubers

aside from the obvious ones I like to bake and I homebrew kombucha

>>86615392
I play mahjong and I am a vtuber.

>>86615392
i watch every gaming video essays on youtube

>>86615392
I download mods for Skyrim. My favorite mod is prison overhaul patched it's a mod that turns prisons into a rape fest and adds lots of public humiliation punishments. I like it because it spawns in really powerful bounty hunters who can actually fight some of my overpowered moded characters and then rape them if they win before taking them to prison for sexual humiliation

>>86615392
I cook and play golf and run a rock business

>>86615904
I don't think you understood the question anon

Anon should stream skyrim

JONG with MIKOANON (until 100K, local yaku enabled, 5 seconds, 3 red fives)

>>86615486
Whens the next stream?

>>86613650
>Flat panko breasts

>>86615392
I read Occult material and I am also the chuuba. Sidenote: Mahjong IS a hobby anon...

Jong
https://youtu.be/a0OSRsgQ3Ow

>>86616499
What are you currently reading about?

>>86616914
nice thumbnail

>>86616265
As a vtuber? Sunday.
In general? I have to miss tomorrow's stream on my voicetuber account and i'm not sure if I'm moving it to Friday.

I feel the lyrics could flow better but I don't know how

They will kan and they will pon
They'll cry every time we ron
But when the nyaggers find us, we won't hide
They'll call ton and they'll score fast
We riichi and it's all-last
Keep your pinfu by your side

Singin', "Oh Lord, this room was made for us"
Singin', "Oh Lord, tanyao nomi just ain't enough"
So we'll do a closed hand
'Cause we must protect our rank
Keep your pinfu by your side

They'll call sou and they'll call pin
They'll have our points in their sights
But they're furiten, their eyes are blind
They can 'mote and they can nya
But they can never ron us out
Keep your pinfu by your side

Singin', "Oh Lord, this room was made for us"
Singin', "Oh Lord, tanyao nomi just ain't enough"
When we see all-last
We don't think 'bout the past
Keep your pinfu by your side

They'll have kans and they'll have hans
'Cause they've got dora in their hands
But we won't fall if we have red five
They'll go on and preach their score
But they won't make it past bronze
Keep your pinfu by your side

Singin', "Oh Lord, this room was made for us"
Singin', "Oh Lord, tanyao nomi is not enough"
And when I hear your nya
I know I must ron ya
I'll keep my pinfu by my side
I'll keep my pinfu by my side
Oh lord

Keep your pinfu by your side

>>86616914
>I won this game
>not shown winning or dealing in any of the hands

>>86617212

>>86616499
>read occult material
Do you practice?

>>86617228
>the side plot got cut out of the adaptation but they kept the results of it in as a nod to fans of the original

>>86617623
>the xapitan side arc was written during a psychadelic binge by the main writer and was cut from the main story for general release

>>86617136
Why do you have a vtuber account and a voicetuber account?

so, like, you're a witch or something? why? does that help with mahjong?

>>86617062
Hypnosis actually, and my friend sent me a book on the link between Alchemical studies and the art of Cartography written by a dude whose last name is Lolis and it's actually pretty good

>>86617618
against my religion but I know more than a neophyte

>>86617829
check my flow, Numbers and the occult are always tied anon.
>>86617999

>>86617999
Tldr on the link between alchemy and cartigrapher?

You have to check in the same post anon, you don't just do it after the fact

5

>>86617784
what in the goddamn is a voicetuber

>>86618092
The Compass Rose was a symbol made by Rosicrucians. Also the Study of the hours and the stars are important to both as celestial navigation is essential in naval exploration, and Alchemy requires the positions of the luminaries to be in precise alignment

you're a woman, right? only a woman would believe such outrageous things.

The paper is actually written by a Professor in Miami named Thomas so...

>>86618357
Thomas wrote it for that sweet occult tail, i asked

>>86618153
No idea i was hoping they would explain

>>86618539
damn I should write some papers then

>>86617829
>does magic help with Mahjong
In my experience, yes, but I need to do more testing.
>>86617999
>against my religion
Understandable.

sleepy...

>>86619039

>>86618153
Vtuber: uses anime avatar
PNGtuber: uses a png
Fleshtuber: facecam
Voicetuber: no camera, no png, no avatar, voice only, Final Destination.
>>86617784
>why
The plan was to establish an audience and shift into vtuber content. Then I fell into some success with Fallout 4 content and I worry about adding my model into the mix. So I am a vtuber on Twitch and a voicetuber on YouTube. I have a new model in the works and I have plans to expand my vtuber content near the end of the month.

there are /asp/schizos among us

>can't post nigger more than 3 times
>can't post sex with little girls
it's over bros

>>86619428
I don't have anything against /asp/, but I don't really post there.

shut the fuck up maletuber. Kill yourself.

>>86619428
this thread came from /wasp/ anon

>>86619697
make me

>>86619697
Request denied.

/asp/ies could be here, he thought

>>86619835
there could be /asp/ies anywhere.

trust the plan, millions must Jong

>>86619899
What would you do if there was an /asp/ hat player?

Furry what are you doing?

>>86620113
none of them have been playing mahjong that long

>>86620122
uh, playing armored core 6?

yagooey

Hi /jong/!

>>86621386

>>86619697
Sorry i put on the png twice and have become a vtweeter like god intended

>>86621386

>>86621411

>>86621386
Hewwo

>>86621386

>>86620423
why are you using the autist

I’m the famous autist you fleabag

was*

I'm not going to stop referring to you as furry even if you stop playing the fat cat

>>86624593
so like dog? Forever shackled with being a furry?

>>86624628
yeah, even if dog tries to play other m*les or steve he's still dog

we need to end famous X abuse. No longer will anons be shackled to what the thread has arbitrarily labeled them as! Anyone should be able to play any character!

>>86617212
love that! i wish i knew how to sing... https://voca.ro/16sdMc7QWrkP
maybe if somebody records themselves singing i could try to recreate the instrumental? can't promise anything tho

>>86624770
this doesn't sound like the original song

>>86624770
Thanks anon! I kinda wrote it on a whim, might do more parodies in the future

>>86624697
You can't escape your past

>>86624999
My actions should be free of consequences!

>>86625027
you aren't a woman so that's not how it works

dog's flow is still recovering, I only use him when it matters

Why is the famous tulpa (cute, male) so angry?

>>86626944
Tulpamancers let their thoughtforms run wild like spoiled children.

I've already played 4 games with /jong/ and I still have not recieved a single friend request, I'm moving to the vg thread

>>86628294
How many have you sent?

>>86628294
i don't sent them anymore because my list is full :'c but if someone send one i try to make space

>>86628294
I used to send them to everyone, but I haven't had friend slots in a while so I only make room if I get a request

>>86628294
send one and I'll accept when the next batch of anons hits 1 month offline

>>86631685
*cums on your face while you're asleep and runs away before you wake up*

>>86634597
thanks dad very cool

>>86634664
>dad
That's "daddy" to you.

Well jonged!

WJ i guess...

total Miko uprising

Do I actually play some games tonight or do I watch Saki /jong/?

>>86637130
even you watch saki
odd you jong
0 you jack off

>>86637130
what games?

even go to odds
odds go to even
0 jack off

>>86637232
We're in a general dedicated to it anon

odds i jerk off to saki characters
even i jerk off to majsoul characters
0 i jerk off to riichi city characters

>>86637552
86637552 you jack off to me

Evens, anons stop saying lewd things for a week
Odds, anons will say lewder things for a week
0, anons will practice abstinence for a week

>>86639831

>>86639831
I've been abstinent for my entire life

get in here, i need to do my dailies
Majsoul Friends Room 40468(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40468

>>86639831
I am also a virgin

L*rkers

>>86640149
sorry my boss got mad last time and she constantly watches the cameras

>>86640149
full

i was going to take a bath...

wow! new friends! i've never seen some of you anons before!

sup jongers
this tuber is going to get into mahjong, and rons you.
what do?

wow fox hag! you must really hate mikoanons!

>>86640495
photorealistic peanut-kun?

Majsoul Friends Room 23111(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23111

AAAAA WHAT IS THE POINT OF TILE EFFICIENCY IF THIS FUCKING DUMBASS GAME KEEPS FEEDING ME SHIT TILES AAAA

>>86640804
to keep your mortal score up

>>86640737
a second room?

>>86640890
/jong/ is inclining

that's not fair, fox hag... we wanted to win too

>>86640737
>started
fuck you

>>86640737
3/4

AAAAAAA YOU FUCKING RNG MOTHERFUCKER JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST STOP FEEDING ME SHIT TILES AAAAAAAA

>>86641015
It hasn't though

>>86641015
>started schizo is here too
kys

>>86641015
my man there's like 10 people here total, you don't gotta do that.

>>86640737
Started

>Guy in 4th place gets hatsu dora 3
>I immediately tsumo on the next draw and end the game
I... feel bad

at this point, i don't care about being a nyagger, i just want to take a shower because i'm sweaty and stinky after playing volleyball

i just realized we are in a south round...

he has the ton already doesn't he

does /jong/ like ironmouse? https://www.twitch.tv/ironmouse/clip/MoldyTiredWolfHotPokket

>>86641576

I don't watch ironlung

i just to want win one round...

>>86641622
ask and you shall receive! congrats!

>>86641734
riichi! nomi!

>>86641617
why tho? just because she's puerto rican?

Stop that

that's just cold, fox hag...

congrats, mikoanon! you are now in my shit list!

well jonged! time to take a shower

>>86640149
well jonged

>>86640149
well jonged, i didn't ended up last place this time

>>86640149
So this is the power of a jonger in his natural habitat...
gg

>>86642334
new friend! please fill this form!

WHY WHY
FINALLY GOT THE SUMMON SCROLL FROM THE GACHA AND I THOUGHT I COULD FINALLY GET A NEW CHARACTER AND STOP USING THIS CURSED MIKO
BUT SHE APPEARS AGAIN, SHE NEVER LEAVES ME ALONE
WHY I MUST BE CURSED WITH THIS CHARACTER?

>>86642605
You are forever destined to be MIKOANON.

>>86642605
Hi mikoanon

where's my ura san

>>86640737
WJ, I have to go get ready for work

>>86640737
WJ

>>86640737
WJ

fuck off we're full

Are we rationing images around here?
fujitakana-6.png

>>86644018
jong is a land of plenty! feel free to use the image slots so long as you contribute to the thread!

>>86644018
No, you could use one for every single post in this thread and we'd still have slots to spare

Here's my contribution

>>86642398

>>86645255
This is your xzibit speaking

I think Xerox should host a /jong/ tourney

>>86647428
what should the gimmick be?

>>86647527
auto table with voice chat required so we can rout out the femanons that keep gay ERPing

>>86647527
auto table with voice chat required so we can have some gay ERP in the discord afterwards

>>86647700
>he doesn't know

>>86645727
Make a proper edit next time

>>86649268

evens ranked until 4th
odds tonpuu until 4th
0 arts and crafts

>Get ronned for 16000 points
>Still come second

>>86649371
https://www.photopea.com/

>>86650335
this is a laptop from uh...who knows when. It has 4 gigs of ram. I can't get through a single game of mahjong without the framerate tanking because I run out of memory. I'm getting a new PC in tomorrow and I'll go back to making stuff then.

>>86650454
You better deliver the Xzibit Xenia edit or else I'm taking over as the main Xapi personality

>>86650802
I don't even know what Xzibit is...

>>86649969
>win zero hands
>luckshitting cat rons 2nd to 3rd
>nyagg a 1 han hand to cuck 3rd out of dealer
>luckshitter cat tsumos S4 to keep me in 2nd

>>86639831
>odds
Are you telling me...it's time to stop holding back?

>>86650847
yo dawg I heard you like x so I put x in your x so you can x while you x

>>86650853

>>86650847
I guess the meme is too old for newfags nowadays, back in my days, we would put memes on your memes so you can jong while you jong

>>86651032
>>86651063
well I've heard that meme, but I didn't know that guy's name.

how fucked up are you that youre queuing gold?

>>86651213
Back in my day, everybody knew Xzibit and watched Pimp my Ride

SEX with MIKOANON (cute, male, extra lewd, differentiable)

>>86651298
my parents didn't let me watch television with black people in it.

You are my bitchers now, /jong/ I will post pics here you like it or not.

>>86651378
>bitchers

>>86651378
we don't mind

>>86651378
Don't forget to fill this form, new friend! >>86642398

>>86651287
where else am I supposed to queue

>>86651563
silver

If /jong/ is so cool, then how come you don't have your own local handcrafted amaekoromo-0.png? Checkmate, likers

>>86652027
go away nigger child

>>86652027
>he's unaware

>>86652096
No watermark? yeah I'm claiming it for /bag/

>>86652207

>>86652095
I go where I please

>>86652027
some of /mjg/s most prolific shitposters are from this thread.
How do I know? Take a guess.

>>86652377

Is it possible for a /mjg/ jyanshi to fall in love with a /jong/ jyanshi?

>>86652613
be careful. half the posters here are tulpas.

>>86651806
remind me next time I roll tonpuu and I'll go bully adeptchads

>>86652655
They all carry the same heart that I respect so that's fine

>>86652027
You're just trying to steal my kodomos

>>86652784
Do not the thoughtforms!

whats the point of mahjong if you cant fuck the little girls or tulpas?

>>86652986
we're just here to suffer

>>86652831
All your kodomos belong to me

>>86652027
I made the JC Denton one

November

>>86653314
don't get my hopes up like that

>>86653314
Who the fuck would want to play at Akagi's failed imitation?

>>86654083
I just want the glove man

>>86654130
Glover?

It would probably be a ten collab with old Akagi and Ten

What the fuck stop trying to get to ms1

Hes frothing at the mouth for more ranked points than rezuul

don't worry it's not happening tonight

Gotta wait for deranker to derank to keep things in balance

Jong
Majsoul Friends Room 92345(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=92345

I'm too tired...

>>86657155
I left the room for some reason...
Majsoul Friends Room 40921(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=40921

>>86657216
3/4

Dead game

>>86657216
Started

who's saint alt is this?

Mine

>>86657216
WJ
actually going to sleep now

>>86657216
WJ

>>86657216
wj it was fun while it lasted

>>86657216
well jonged

>spectating the friendly
>just saw the ending
That's one for the highlight reel, lmao.

>Game ended too fast and I couldn't finish all my daily challenges

Hold up. Wasn't furry Master 1 or something?

>>86658153
he was until he played

>>86658153
briefly

I am the famous xapiposter

I'm famous but no one likes me

I'm Tenma

I can't get to sleep, click go live so I have something to watch in bed

>>86659550
Burgers and spics are sleeping. Yuros are getting ready for work, idk if we have asians, and idk if tileman lurks here or if we have other aussies

I'm in aus, I could stream but I won't

>>86659550
I can't stream at work

Today's jong, super early
https://youtu.be/a615piO-1t8

odds I beat my meat and sleep
evens I jong

You forgot your 0

odds I evens
evens I 0
0 I jong

Evens - ye
Odds - ye
0 - nah nah

>>86660208
One of the Yuzus and Steves are Aussies. But the Yuzu is gone or something.

That Yuzu is two Yuzus

0 is an even number btw

The only number I need is yours

You gotta work for my digits

Bump

You win today Mikoanon

hehe no death for you today

Fine, even though it's m-league time...

One day will slip

>>86668240
accidentally a word

blue chick playing mahjong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Ma51OvnWM

10ma playing jong
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>86670073
>tenma uses joseph
>i use joseph
hmm....

>>86670073
why is she jonging jong is gay

had caffeine for the first time in a long time and feel really anxious and weird but also kind of horny
is coffee good for you?

>>86672507
yes, and phase connect coffee is especially good for you

>>86672507
You drank goon juice anon now you have to goon

>>86672507
I drink more coffee than what's medically recommended, a lot more.
Other than the caffeine high, which is good, did you know that coffee is also a painkiller? That's very interesting!
Also, even if you become addicted to it nothing bad will happen to you, other than mild anxiety but ignore that, the goods of drinking coffee overweight the bads. It helps your heart be in good shape, it helps your liver, and prevents cancer and other shit. Drink coffee every day.

SEX with STEVE (caffeinated, hyperactive, sword broken)

>>86674301

>>86661946
Newfriend is so good already

>>86650847
I can't believe I'm losing against these zoomers.

https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1841676536149377071

SEX with ELDERLY (over 18, with osteoporosis) WOMEN!!!

>missed more 10ma jong
nyo...

>>86661946
Small small xaptan

>>86676542
>I talk about updating the jong list
>Tenma starts playing more mahjong
Clearly she did this because she wants to be on the list.

Tenma is better than Pippa. At least she jongs.

>>86680359
True. Pippa should jong/could jong, but won't.

>>86680359
I believe in Airi's jong supremacy

sword saint about to derank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QEcmgpoCfA

>>86682027
The luckiest dog in mahjong. Anyone betting on anyone else during the freshman cup was a fool.

airi is pretty cool, i wish she was my older sister or my mom.

>>86680359

>>86682548
Jongless owl.

>>86682842

>>86682125
if a saint 2 can derank all the way to m1 what hope do i have of surviving jade

dog that Jinjin raided
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcRqjNHoJWM

>>86682957

>>86683205

>>86683415
what are these stickers from?

>>86684403
Owl skebed some jong emotes

>>86684450
would roll for/10

>>86684450
damn that's cool, Owl really likes skebbing

I'm at the dentist about to get a tooth crowned so someone else will need to bake.

I'm about to get a burger from 5 guys so someone else will need to bake.

I don't even have a license to bake...

>>86685861
Mari made burgers?

>>86685927
Yes she shoves a half pound of ground beef up her fish cooter and mushes it around then squeezes it onto a grill

>the famous owl

>>86685984
Hot.

>>86684450
Side note: these is a good range of emotes and mahjong soul should take notes.

I'll do it if we hit page 10 in the next 20 minutes

>>86684450
I don't know who this is but holy shit that bare tummy...

>>86686696

>>86684450
>Yuri got a set done too

>>86686885
has she ever played mahjong?

>>86686961
not that I'm aware of, but they aren't specifically mahjong emotes, owl asked for generic emotes too

Its over...

bread
>>86687744