/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gura cute Gura cute!

My wife has a cute birthday hat on!!!!

Remember to be kind to sad gators, even if they're a little angy.

>>86511194
nice hat

>>86511403
Ame is my oshi's friend. I will be a friend in their time of need.

>>86511403
Teammates can bunker in here with us until Ame reappears, if they want. We’ll be nice to them

>>86511403
they are free to be here, if they are nice to me I will be nice to them

Gurass

I’ve been thinking about Gura today
(and futurama)

Oh shit it's harder to handle the twitter art than I thought.

>>86511403
No

>>86511952

>>86511952
Yes

>>86511623
You won't even post the full resolution of images. You aren't nice at all. You're a bad person.

>>86511403
only on fridays

>>86511931
simple, just don't used twitter! only have Gura's account open, like me (and Ame's for the last weeks)

Mood is pretty somber right now.

I would like to sexually bully and ryona this tiny slut T u T

>>86511403
Of course. I've seen plenty of teamates have our backs during the worst of times. It's the least that I could do.

i over ate so im bloated af right now

>next year until WE get something from Gura

This is just sad

Gura must be very vulnerable now after watching ame graduate with tears. I am going to protect her from pedobuds

>>86512816
>*Le touché*

I just got a hankering for bbq. And some chilli cheese dogs. Fuuuuuuck

why is Aqua become an Allumunium but Ame become Affiliate

>>86512641
What did you eat

Why was Noah so mad about Ham seeing his ballsack

>>86512783
It'd be really hard to imagine gura going through a week or of goodbyes like this. I also couldn't see her up and leaving without doing anything like some other talents have done.
Genuinely I don't think it's cope but I can't see her graduating if only for indecisiveness.
Though she really shocked me these last couple of days. She put on a strong face and took it all really well.

>>86512997
Allumunium is a type of metal you absolute buffoon.

>>86512997
Because too many talent graduating in a row will make investors unhappy.

>>86511801
Gura good
Futurama good
Dare I say, you are good

>>86512598

way too much gwarlic bread

>>86513029
Maybe the implication is he saw his dick. One time I showed my friend my dick and he said it was small and I got mad because I had just gotten out of the shower and that’s why I was shrimpmaxxing

>>86513026
woops
>>86513227

>>86513029
As I understand it that was actually a euphemism for raping his dad in the ass while he slept

watchin the deep rock collab after ame's graduation stream and i feel better
lolling at kiara not making it back to the drop ship in time

>Hail Ame, full of Gurace
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst chumbuds
>And blessed is the fruit of thy mole, /awat/
>Dorky Ame, mother of memes
>Be well for us teabuds, now and after the hours of EST
>Ame
>n

>>86513443

I made a few screenshots, but I have to go soon

>>86513347
Ham is one freaky dude

>>86513443
Oops forgot picrel

>>86513531
thank you chumbie

>>86513255
Did you learn your lesson about showing people your dick or taking cold showers?

>>86513524
Dino strong

>>86513479
shhhhhhh
It is daijobu

>>86513531
>>86513614
why are there so many ames. can you get more tha n one gura

>>86513303
I love gawrlic bread…

>>86513687
I think Gura's only there once, because she's a tiny sea urchin na Gura is a beeg shorg

>>86513562
>>86513443
>Ame scuff
>tribute ritualpost variant scuff
(You) are

>>86513665
Gura does this to my dick when I’m about to bust. She pinches it and says “shhhhh, don’t make cummies yet”

>>86513770
sry I had it on autopost and changed my sentence midway through, also forgot to look for typos

>>86513770
>gura can't reproduce
Not like this... I'll have to impregnate her with my chumbud sperm. I hope we can interbreed.

>>86513599
Ye

MAKE
AMESAME
GURAME
AGAIN

>>86513911
she's going to eat me

hey remember that time gura got pounded by a male?

>>86513911
that was the last one, might do more later/tomorrow, but I have to go do something now

>>86514059
I ate soup for dinner tonight too!

>>86514068
Yeah, it was last night and the male was me.

>>86514223
And I was the male you were pounding. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>>86514068

I'm feeling sad, but more in a pensive way than a depressed way. I guess melancholy would be the most fitting word. I hope Gura is doing OK. Do you think she'll stream again soon to try to cheer herself and others up, or is it more likely she'll close herself off for a while?

>>86514469
They have less than 1400 posts on that board. Am I reading that correct?

BagurAmette honhonhon

>>86514068
Look how happy she was. What a little whore

>>86515133

>>86515195
La basé

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

>>86515105
I'm hoping it's the former, but mentally steeling myself for it to be the latter
I don't want to take my oshi for granted bros...

>>86515396

>>86515105
As much as I'd like to see her soon, I think her throat's still sore, and she was probably pushing things by doing those 3 streams.

>>86515318

Gura is my dream girl. Unfortunately, I am once again afflicted with Insomnia.

>>86515676
Here, this should help.

>>86515105
when this choice has come up over the past etc she has seemingly chose the latter, consistently, I expect the trend to continue

>>86515652

Sex with a fembud.

>>86515676
Same. I slept all day. Now I can’t sleep. What do I do…?

For Ame and Same!

Making le fuck to the fembud

>>86515775
The original fembud...

>>86515836
For king and cunnys and s’ghetti too!!!

>>86515909
Ohh..wow…

>>86515396
>>86515552
It's been a while

>>86516023
Gura's taste is always impeccable

>>86515817
Have some melatonin

I don't like any ggg ritualposts now, i used to like them, but they have server their purpose now.

You all obviously all agree with me. Since they are gone forever now, which ritualpost was your favorite?

We feeling nostalgic? What's the first Gura image you saved? My PC is telling my it's this one, but I'm not sure that's right with how many times I've rearranged my image folders.

>>86516703
Make this post a ritualpost

>>86516712
This was the first one. Seems to be dated September 9 2020

>>86516712
I'll have to check my PC when I'm back home but I'm sure the statue cum jar volume calculation was one of the earliest

>>86516712
This one apparently. September 17 2020.

>>86516712
I have older saved somewhere but this is the oldest in my main folder.

>>86516712
Pretty sure it's sadshark but I'm going to post happy shark instead.

>>86516712

>>86517098
goob morning

>>86516712
Not sure about first, but this was my first favorite, I believe.

>>86517098
Oyasame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLfk1qfJ9oM

>>86517098
Goob night retard

>>86517098
Goobnight
Dream sweet dreams of the goob old days...

What will Guras state of matter be now:

Rejuvination: "FUCK YEAH, I CAAAAAN DO THIS ON MY OWN", and a new genuine streaming arc begins?

Hopelessness & melancholy (no eggsplanation needed)

And this was my next favorite I think

>>86517397
Your pdf tendencies began early on i see

>>86517098
sleep tight buddy

>>86517306
>implying she has motivation to stream after year 1
anon.. let it go

>>86517098
sharkdreams

>>86517294
I'll dream of LITERALLY TODAY. Old days faggots.

And this was my next favorite after that (or maybe this one came before, I can’t rember)

>>86517515
he will dream of the happy days, you will dream of a day when she's sickish maybe and her wife left

And this is my current favorite

>>86517543
If you're such a newfag that AI images are your early favorites don't post at all. Depressing.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

I think Gura have a ritual to masturbate after every stream to something in that stream just to relax her. She got awkward during the Baldi stream knowing what she had to do

>>86517655
My favorite images can be whatever I want. What’s wrong? Mad the pedo comment didn’t trigger me? Awww. Too bad.

>>86517722
>Mad the pedo comment didn’t trigger me?
Hey newfag schizo, just for your information since it's your first day here: there are more than you and 1 other person on 4chan, this fact extends to the entire internet too btw

>>86517810
Oh, you’re mad alright. Sad

https://youtu.be/jMAOZZwSdvs?t=1196
September has ended...
All the individual uploads of Gura singing this song got taken down and or blocked God damn it

>>86518005
How does it feel to be a 3rd world bud?

I want to have sex with Gura while she's crying about Ame.

mheloi

>>86516712
unironically this

>>86518118
Actually I'm golfcoursebud
I don't even have my VPN on but I'm having the same problem on my phone AND my laptop... wtf...?

>>86516712
the oldest file in my current Gura folder is a michael myers webm named klaius/spoiler]

>>86518118
>Nordicbud
You'd know all about being a thirdworldbud wouldn't you Bjoarn

>>86518118
what are you doing here poko rakun

>>86511194
HORF HORF HORF

Hey chumbuds. I was really happy that Ame played the Gurame MV, even if it made me cry again for the first time since the start of the stream. A lot of you love Ame too, so thank you. I'll keep watching Gura, because I love her too.

>>86519065
C’mere you

>>86519065
Don't forget to get some sleep bud.

I just realized it's October now. Spooky games soon! Hopefully...

>>86519289
Eeek!

Why does ggg act like people act after someone died? Like, you know that village idiot that nobody liked, everyone avoided him always, but as soon as that person dies everyone is like just doing a 180 and only talk about how sweet and wonderful he was? You know what i mean? If someone is a dud in life he's a dud in death too, treat a person the same in life as in death. So why is everyone in ggg all of a sudden being sweet to Ame?

>>86519065
We will treasure your detective forever, and you will be our teabros forever.
Looking forward to seeing you in the chat/thread, on those precious few days we get to spend with Gura. Let's respect Ame's last wish and never take our oshis for granted.

>"ggg"
>shitty post
Every time.

>>86519289
she's gonna skip the halloween stream to play Content Warning on her private account.

>>86519384
Have some fucking respect, nerd.

>>86519509
No, if someone treats me like shit, i'm not all of a sudden gonna tear up as soon as he is deleted

>>86519065
based

>>86519384
Ey fuck you, I always liked Ame, despite whatever personal disagreements I might have had with her. She wasn't a dud in life, so that analogy is inapplicable.
And even if I hadn't, death - or even just goodbye - gives people perspective. Realize that maybe they were too harsh, too shortsighted. I welcome the reflection.

>>86519580
You weren't asked to have emotions, you were asked to shut up.

>>86519384
>sudden being sweet to Ame

>>86519664
*Makes them realize

>>86519696
?

>>86519746
Don't mind me, just highlighting how retarded your post is for other chumbies.

I have to go number 2 but I’m too lazy to get out of bed

>>86519897
Your comment didn't make any sense whatsoever, are you possible braindead?

>>86519915
I know that feeling all too well chumbie

>>86519951
Like I said don't mind me. But I appreciate you double down my point.

>>86519986
I love this image

>>86519384
I've always liked Ame. There have been times I've been pretty disappointed or annoyed with her, but ultimately she is a good friend to Gura and a creative force in Hololive.

>>86520463
comfy dino

>>86519384
I like whoever Gura likes, simple as.

>>86519065
love you too gator

>>86520879
I wish it was raining like that where I live

Waton is dead?

>>86521329
Long live Watson!

>>86521114
Rain is nice... nice and cozy... but not too much rain though... just the right amount... a light, soothing drizzle...

>>86519384
I don't like Ame and even called her Kiara's bitch buddy but I don't like you more for being such a faggot

>dead rising perms
hope she plays it.
but i know she still have a anniversary stream to do.

>>86521355
Fuck it. Bring in the torrential downpour!! I wanna see bodies floating!!!

>>86521515
Calm down apocalypsebud, we're not in that stage of tribulation yet

>>86521497
The stress of time management plus trying to keep everyone alive would make her drop that game pretty quick

>>86521261
I hope they're both sleeping soundly tonight...

>>86521598
Otay…

>>86521657
Yeah with me. They’re both cuddling me in bed right now. Gura’s breath is horrendous.

>>86521515
Well, just move to North Carolina then. Apparently whole towns have basically been washed away by floodwater. Makes me very thankful that Gura is alright.

>>86521497
Pretty cool. I remember renting the first dead rising

>>86521606
it's tense if you're trying to save everyone and full clear, but if you're just dicking around in the mall it's fun
I strongly doubt there would be more than one stream anyways, it'd serve that purpose

>>86521497
that'd be a good stream game
it's got the same campy humor vibes as other early 00s Capcom titles like DMC and RE4 (which she really needs to play)

I want a chilli cheese coney NOW

>>86521986
chumby...is 3am

do you really think gura eats tubs of betty crocker frosting?
do you think she scoops it out with her hands?

Can't wait for Gura being cryptic as hell again for not-so-obvious foreshadowing.

>>86522147
Chili cheese coney foot long. Chili cheese coney foot long. Chili cheese coney foot long. NOW

>>86521661
Cheer up chumbie, the rains of hellfire shall come soon enough, I promise

>>86522251
Absolutely. This little retard has zero impulse control.

>>86521694
Nobody gets to smell my wife's rancid breath but ME

Gura is an anal slut

>>86522251
Yes, but she probably uses a spoon at least. Also, thinking about the fact that she literally eats store bought frosting right out of the tub, her making fun of strawberry milk and white chocolate as being too sweet and something only kids would have is all the funnier.

I was sleeping when the stream started, how was it?
I guess it's vod time.

>>86522717
>how was it
Scuffedkino/10, truly the Ame-way...

>>86521986
Isn't a coney just a hotdog? Why is it called a coney?

>>86515938
I love s’ghetti and I love Gura's cunny!

>>86522833
t. Jew Yorkbud. There's a hotdog-eating contest at Coney Island every year, I assume that's the reason why

>>86516712

>>86522815
I was thinking the same thing. It was a very fitting send off because of that.

>>86522910

>>86522609
Gura is an anal praise heal slut

>>86523155

>>86522963
I don’t think that’s why but I have no idea so your guess is better than mine. Do you live in NYC or just the state?

Stop kissing.

>>86511756
SNIFFFFF

>>86523211
admit it, you just want one too

>>86519065
You're welcome to stay, hope you won't mind our occasional schizos.

>>86523211
C’mere you ~mwahh

>>86523278
All me

>>86523210
I lived in Manhattan a few years back. Moved further upstate more recently.
Unfortunately still part of metro urban hell though.

The 80’s seem really depressing. Everything looked old and dusty.

>>86523329
no, me!

>>86523278
Hewwo :3

>>86523369
Your public transportation system seems so daunting to me. Have you ever heard of the Opie and Anthony show? They were based out of NY. I’m listening to them right now actually

>>86523433
I've never thought of you as a schizo, I think you're just odd but in a good way.

>>86523391
as opposed to now where everything is dark/grey or brutalist and dusty.

>>86522527
Imagine waking in bed and smelling her rotten breath in the morning

>>86523562
Geez. You got a point there. This reality is cruel and harsh. I don’t feel welcomed in this existence.

>*stuffs finger into belly button*
>*smells finger afterwards*

THINK ABOUT KILLING MYSELF

guess what today is

>>86523684
I do that too, usually after waking up

>>86523468
I sorta know them, my old man used to put them on the radio for the morning drive when I was a kid. Even though we lived nowhere near New York lol
And yeah I never really figured out the public transit system because back then I was a NEET

Considering that she got sick 2-3 weeks ago, her throat hort and how fatigued and weak she sounded I'm gonna guess she has long covid. That shit took me like 5 months to recover from, I hope she gets better soon without serious complications.

>>86523526
Thanks bud, I don't know which anon you are but in all likelihood the feeling is mutual <3

>>86523686
I'm thinking about you killing yourself(because I literally think and vividly imagine anything I see or someone says to me, as long as I have a concept of it), now what?

>>86523735
kek

>>86523686
>think

>>86523934
Now kith

>>86523934
now think about gura crawling on the ground like a four legged creacher

>>86523912
I wanna feed her soup and take care of her so bad...

>>86524011
Me on the top right working the boom box playing some straight bangers

>>86523985
ogey
>>86524001
DIOS MIO LA CREATURA

>>86524037
>Boombox
I think that's meant to be a fan

>>86524037
that's a boom box? I always thought it was a heater or some kind of air conditioning

>>86524117
Is boombox.

>>86524185
your ass is a boom box

>>86523977
Why did he do it?

>>86523934
Giving your dad a bj on a brown leather couch in a dark lit room

>>86524224

>>86524011
Me at the bottom about to sniff her stinky sweaty unwashed for a week feet that were marinading under the blanket for hours

>>86524296
well looks like it's time to leave for today

>>86524286
he thinked

>>86524360
I’m sorry I won’t do it again please don’t leave

>>86524360
You sound like you'll be needing this

>>86524420
>>86524429
nah it's fine, it's just that I really should go to sleep

>>86524383
But I think too...

Stop thinking

>>86524519
You sucking off all your uncles while they Molly wop your face with their stuff

>>86524519
Ok I’m sorry I promise that was the last one for real

>>86524562
What >>86524593 said
Embrace your inner dumbud

>>86524918
hdfhhdfhhneheheh hghgheg me no thhinky hhehehooh uhhoohhahhaha huhaha hoochhaa *sniff* *snort* hfhdhfdhffffff hhhhgdhh huhhahhah hhhhehhehh mghhhh... *nose sniff* dhhfhgfgfggfh hhh ooog boog

>>86524643
>>86524680
Don't worry, I think he went sleep already

>>86524963
Oh nyo he overcorrected
Take some of these to fix ur brane

>>86524986
Well at least I still have you, mister

gorobb in the cart
what will she do

>>86525051
Shits in the cart

>>86525080
she shti herself...

>>86525101
I knew it. She’s a natural born shitter

You ever just think?

>>86525262
Nothing good ever happens from doing that

>>86525262
I get sad when I do that too much.

>>86525039
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back in the morning after applying brainbleach
In the meantime, c'mere you

>>86525320

>>86525051
She'd ride on and on and on
To the end of the line
>>86512291

The other day I was reading people talk about how soft and warm women are, then I remembered that Ame said Gura was the softest and gave the best hugs. She would just naturally be soft and warm by default, but she's even more so than the average girl. It's just not fair. I want to hug her so badly...

>>86525472
shes literally perfect
gura is gods gift to mankind

watching the fish tank stream
do you have any favorite amesame collabs?

>>86525564
fish tank is very big in my favorites list but i loved the "a way out" collab too, they got kino fanart out of it

I want to make werewolf movies

I want to make where wolf? movies.

I am the moon star

were wolf is boys
naked

I want to become a werewolf and mate with Gura

my name is gura and i like fingernail polish

>>86526560
OMG Gura I love you!

>>86526560
WTF GURA I LOVE YOU!!!

Another nightshift another dollar

>>86526840

>>86526397
im kind of glad to see my distorted goombas are being used by other buds...

>>86526892
Choccybud my beloved

>>86527376
You do good work bud
And I know the feeling, warms my heart when I see other buds use my shitty edits like picrel

>>86527376
I want t slap this

>>86527499
god bless halobud...

>>86527696
I am actually a different bud and made that edit for halobud. But I wholeheartedly agree, bless halobud

>>86527713
is that some sort of ninhongo only pepsi? i've never seen that can before

chumbuds I can't stop playing pokerogue

>>86527765
eye sea... i made This for you.

>>86527973
I am flattered and humbled based foreignermanipulationbud, I shall treasure it always

Why must west taiwan gacha garbage #6423 leech off Gura?

>>86527962
I've been out of the loop, is pokerogue like a spinoff game a la mystery dungeon, or like a modern pokemon go

Bread

>>86527962
aw man, do i really need to make an account? that sum bulshti mang

goob morning
i love gura

>>86528109
Lost her bread... lost her gallon... never trust the shark to do your grocery shopping

>>86528072
It’s a fan made spinoff. I think it’s described as rogue-like combined with pokemon, so every run is different and it’s not a story mode, but like a challenge mode.

Gawread

>>86528203
i wonder what happened to this ritualpost

>>86528072
pokemon buriedborne
>>86528141
No need email, just use username and pass

>>86528172
>>86528331
Nahone, well I wish you luck then

>>86528240
I think the poster is still around. He’s just got other ritual posts he’d rather take around for a spin.

Why do I keep reading so many comments about how Gura must be a wet sopping mess right now?
She didn't cry during her last collab with Ame (didn't even get emotional desu) and has sounded perfectly fine in all the streams she's been in for the past week. Gura and Ame haven't even been close for 2+ years which is why Gura could only show DMs from their first 2 years in her stream. Everything more recent than that is professional communication as coworkers and nothing more.

Child

>>86528154
Goob morning. I love Gura too.

You guys also cried when spongebob and Patrick were singing the goofy goober song, right??

>>86527962
i tried it but you really have to know all the tms and movesets ans stuff

>>86528751
You get used to it, its pretty simple

>>86528506
Nice fanfiction, unfortunately for you, I watch streams

>>86528559
No yes

>>86528559
Why would I cry? That was the coolest part of the movie!

>>86528989
Because they were DYING

She went affiliate so she could be Gura and Gawr's behind-the-scenes detective sextoy fuckdoll full time

spongebob stopped being good after the 2004 movie i wont take my meds

>>86529538
Why would you need meds, you're totally right

We’re all goofy goobers yeah!!!

>>86529850
Yea

>>86529850
yeah me

>>86529850
I'm a kid you say, when you say I'm a kid
I say "say it again!"
And then I say thanks!
THANKS!
Thank you very much!

>>86530204
Don't you dare eat that shark child fatbud

>>86511403
Gators had our backs during the dark times, it's time to do the same for them

>>86519065
Thank you. If this schizo place goes after you or Ame I will come to bat for you. Come by and say hi sometime.