/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>86476852
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>two twobert streams this week
Just reach a deal with Cover so he can actually debut as a Star, fucking hell
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1840907110714093674

WHERE'S MY SHIT VTUBER GACHA, COVER CORP?

>>86476852
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
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>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
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>>86476864
amen

>>86476864
AMEN

>>86476961
Will 2bert be the first nepo hire from one of the boys?

>wanna pet the dog?
>*rubs finger aggresively on card*
that felt mildly sexual

>>86476961
reposting since the thread died right after
A whole zatsu with him, uh.

>>86477139
What the fuck are they even going to talk about.

>>86477139
Bettel looks like a fucking women here, what the fuck

These two are mentally connected

>>86477139
i love love LOVE bettel 2! <3

>>86477185
they're gonna address the issue of bettel collabing too much w/ bettel 2 to spite cuntellion

>>86476961
Implying he has any talent whatsoever

Noctowl and Altaria

leglock and babytrap machina x flayon
>>86476864
amen

>>86477139
Flayon would present his bussy if Bettel asked, what purpose is there in staying so firmly in the comfort of his handler
Has he been especially anxious or something?

mama please change your pfp soon I beg you

>>86476864
Amen
>>86477525
Flaymen

SPEAKING OF MAMA HE DID IT
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1840911788990480686

>>86477139
at this point the amount of bettel 2 collabs while everyone's asking him to collab more with the boys seems intentional

>>86477826
why is he such a furry?

OOF

>>86477907
WHORE
please do more voice tweets ive missed them

Aggresive headpats

>>86476988
Octavio's M&G tickets are still available!
https://animeimpulse.com/holostars

>Bettel shows up
>Both get awful pulls

>>86477139
Bettel is clearly intimidated by Ruze and his only ace is his boring brother since he has absolutely no talent and refuses to put in actual work

>>86477907
i am tiskering

>>86477814
He has been especially anxious after Flayon found out where he lives

>>86477139
his worst week in a while

deadcock tomorrow

Cute boys

when will altare do a sextoy review stream with noct and rpr and it turns into a cock review stream?

>>86479062
kys

that poke was very aggressive

>>86479062
after axel finally gets the tempus dildos approved

Fujobaiting aside, I'm happy that Altare found Noc, they seem to have a lot of fun together

it hurts, /mans/
should i divorce my blue wife?

>>86479308
Did you not know he was a whore this whole time? Sad really.

>>86479308
>Not using Noc as the typical white man self insert
ngmi

>>86479308
At least he's wearing a glove.

He's not your wife.
You just had your five minutes with the communal onahole of Elysium

>>86479210
Altare really wants to turn Tempus into NijiEN but he doesn't realize the fujos aren't coming back and all he does is turn off part of the regular viewers

>>86479308
>>86479585
how does it feel to fund leaders 'protection' for other men

That was fun, Noct is always a great guest to have.
Though, I noticed everyone in Holopro is staying offline for the next few hours...
Guess that means it's time then.
Hope you guys don't mind me staying here a bit, the boys were helping me keep my mind of things for a while. Appreciate them for that.

How come Hakka never get any schizos like the other boys?

>>86479818
of course. shinri has a stream 6pm PST tomorrow/tuesday, and bettel has one 2pm PST tomorrow/tuesday. enjoy your stay!

>>86477139
lol

>>86479717
at least their oshi wears protection unlike a certain red haired incubus

>>86479818
Thanks for stopping by, friend. Wishing you the best right now. Be kind to yourself

>>86479818
It’s alright buddy no worries, stay as long as ya need, I know it’s been heartbreaking for teamates
>>86479857
The spic aura scares the schizos

>>86479585
glove money for noct

>>86479857
He's genuine

>>86479857
The schizos looked at Hakka and knew they could never match his freak.

>>86479818
A good egg that one, take your time mate

>>86479973
my whore raw dogs it like the lord intended goddamnit

>>86479857
Hakka is the one schizo/shitposting in /MANS/

>>86480429
>good egg
Did you impregnate her Axel? Are the rrats real after all?

rpr and noct taking turns breeding altare and playing tic tac toe on his back

>>86480863
Horny today, arent we

>>86479818
Have a good stay bro. I'd say most of us are gonna be there to to send her off, so we understand. o7

>>86480809
You know, they would make nice blonde, blue eyed kids...

>>86481038
Imagine them bonding over their awful school stories and seeing how hurt the othe one is, cute

>>86481038
No

hetfags get the rope, we only ship boys here

>>86481338
Fuck off, go fujobait with that fattass apex pro player

>>86481335
But Hakka...

>>86481038
this is why all magmites deserve painful deaths

rpr and noct eiffeltowering altare while drinking wine, altare obviously only drinks cum and piss

>>86481424
HWNBAW

>>86481335
Yes, we ship boys with biological women or with Hakka

>>86481424
Hakka's a boywife

But WHY do old ladies like talking to Octavio? And why SHOULDN'T I be afraid?

>>86481424
Hakka is a girlhusband

>>86477907
God he's so cute

>>86481031
>>86480429
>>86480037
>>86480021
>>86479912
Appreciate it lads. Really.
Excited with boy's schedules, they seem to have a lot of stuff planned for this month. Saw some karaoke line up for Hakka and a good bundle of horror games with Fihs man. I'll be looking forward to it.
Love your oshis while you can, eh? You never know how much time you have left with em.

>>86481648
wasn't there some schizo that shipped shinri and reine for some reason back during his debut?

>>86481531
take a look at where you are and grow a thinker skin kek

>>86479857
hakka is a good hardworking boy. that's why he's the thread favorite.

>>86481800

>>86481665
Because he's old? Duh

>>86481665
>someone superchats octavio that they want to marry him
>"No! Find someone else!"

>>86481335
You're too late, I already wrote a fic of a retired adventurer Altare having a loving wife with 2 beautiful children and 3 dogs

>>86481648
Speak for yourself

>>86481335
so much fujo talk. WHERE'S THE ART THEN???

>>86481798
from what ive seen he's still going to this day

>>86481798
>for some reason
ships don't need a reason

When you aren't a fujo or het shipper
( ´・∀・｀)

>>86481798
>>86482358
huh, how did I never see that? I did take a break a few weeks after VG's debut but still, never heard of that kek

>>86482304
chu

>>86482460
Then who are they supposed to have sex with???

>>86482460
You're brown

>>86482580
me

>>86482580
ignore the other guy, it's me actually

>>86482602
You're cringe (^ー^) being brown isn't bad anyways

>>86482071
Yeah because he's already married to me.

>>86482570
no shinri! you're gonna get clown aids!

>>86482580
No one I guess (゜∀。)

>>86482460
>how do I make this about me

>>86482994
You will be rejected next though.

>>86482865
>I can't breathe

SHUT UP AND BUY!
https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1840919561107095748
https://animeimpulse.com/holostars

>>86482071
Cute. Does he think i won't rape him if we're not married? Dumb psycho twink.

>>86483006
You are aware they all have a genetic condition that makes their balls swell too much from semen production? If they don't ejaculate at least five times in 24 hours then their testes will explode, killing them instantly.

>>86483152
Weird guy obsessed with everything you say more news at 11

>>86482460
i lost all my genderbend yuri sex art fuck my stupid baka life

>>86483193
BLURPLE BOYS LOVE

>>86483318
>Make public posts
>Surprised when people read them

>>86483193
Floptavio, imagine losing to someone from floproar

>>86483485
At least he was invited, jurard

>>86483405
( ´,_ゝ`) I never said you can't respond to post but this person always makes retarded responses to me. So yes he is a weirdo who can ignore posts

>>86483485
*Plaptavio
*Plaproar

>>86483576
Jutard tickets would be sold out in minutes if he were invited

>>86483319
Me not shipping anyone doesn't have anything to do with all the words you just said.

>>86483829
>if

>>86483652
My guy you always respond to them, you're an easy target. Doesn't help that you share so much about yourself either

>>86483652
>Xhe thinks it's just one guy
Put the trip back on already

Kaomoji anon continues to eat bait instead of watching streams she dies after
( ;∀;)

>>86483319
can confirm

>>86483652
>retarded
can you say the word with N next

>>86483576
stop trying to force drama, jutai is endgame

i hope my blue son gets to empty his balls a lot today

>>86483829
yeah yeah, hate marketing and all that

>>86483889
https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1807489278651302185
https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1807491532725051499

>>86484115
Yeah she actually has the pass so janny can't ban her

>>86483193
I love Hakka's chuuni fuck 3D pose
Can't wait to see what Armis does with theirs

>>86483927
(￣~￣;)......well they irritate me, I guess no point giving attention to them. I haven't said anything personal for a bit .

>>86484304
>july

wow i sure love hetships

>>86484304
This has to be actually Jurard, there are no sorawrity /here/. Especially ones that care this much about that retard

You niggas are retarded (゜∀。)

>>86484255
yeah, all over himself, because someone keeps hitting that spot....~

>>86484115
No...( ´・∀・｀) I don't really like saying that word I just like to talk to people here and have fun

>>86484305
Pro tip: Having the pass lets jannies see how many bans you've gotten over the years. They WILL use this information to extend your bans.

>>86482071
He’s announcing his marriage to Jurard when they drop the Jutai theme song at cosmania

>>86484115
stop trying to groom kaomoji anon

>>86484772
come back when Flayon is streaming instead of shitting up yet another thread

>>86484435
hakkafeet

>>86484643
Just showing how much of a failure Octavio is. I wasn't the one that brought up Jutard >>86483576

>>86484435
that's it, i need this man to mating press me

>>86484953
Hakka feet?

>>86484900
You wish, everyone knows Tavi is smitten with Ruze. All Jutard is good for is getting dissected

>>86485142

>>86484435
idk why but Hakka looks so fucking funny to me when standing next to Shinri like this. He's so... wide

>>86485019
it's okay jurard. no need to be envious. you'll get another m&g somewhere.

Any draw requests?

>>86485364
Concession accepted.

>>86485848
Hakka feet

>>86485848
Axel sleeping with an axelotl against his chest

>>86485848
Blurple dudes >>86483193 singing! with Hakka making an exaggerated metal scream face

>>86485848
Hakka punching his PC in anger because he's such a shit gamer

>>86485848
Ruze eating cake

>>86484591
Axel and... Noi from Dorohedoro? Nice

>>86485203
Sister, you can keep saying this every time someone mentions another ship but it won’t make it catch on

>>86485848
Shinri checking his banking account and passing out so his soul leaves the body

>>86486491
He's not a shit gamer, he's just a special type of gamer!

Da bois will appear in Ame's graduation

Tavi why

Da bois will appear in Shinri's marriage

>>86487243
It's okay Hakka, we still love you even if you're dogshit at games

>>86487486
All those clickbaity shorts and he's still the runt

Samefag

>>86487503
He's already married

bite this

>>86488452
R

since all the boys seem done for the day, schedule schizo here with the sheets! had a good month with leader, starting off strong with the 7DTD server where his Minecraft house saved the day, until it didn't. we got absorbed into Deadlock with the boys, we got plenty of 3D kino with the Bettel/Flay offcollab and yoga practice, we got two karaokes, VR, and capping off with the full cuckventurer experience of pack opening with old friend Noct! looking good in the future with plans for the 24 hour Terraria stream, and Frieren S2 announced so menshi will be set for regular watchalongs whenever it premieres.

>>86488588
octavio and axel sheets are still in the works, but because anon asked for aniki last month, i'll post the scrap that i have (NOT complete except for September). the man is fully absorbed in his collabs for the time being. finishing off august we had GTA VTRP, in september we got 7DTD, we got JP VCRcraft server, we got Leeeeeeeague of Legends, and we got Deadcocking all day and all night. it's all about good times with the boys, even when they're women and apprentices.

>>86488842
the next edition of Rate Gavis Bettel 2024 ticks on towards the end of the year. all the plans for August 19th are finally complete, with the delayed Last Game cover drop and the daki reveal. we also got absolute kino of the jester getting ryona'd to hell and back during the 3D offcollab zatsu and karaoke! guitar menshi, Sims Saturday and Sibling Sunday all got new regular installments in and around the holiday breaks, as well as the premiere of Month In Preview! will October finally be a kino spooky month? stay tuned!

>>86488588
Wasnt leader in the "Armis collab" deadlock too?

The not so bad kind of autism

>>86489057
dear aunt gibby continues on his pattern of kino as fuck streams and scattered breaks. we got multiple art streams, we got multiple Big Bubby streams, we got multiple long plays of his beloved Valve games, we got handcam cooking, we got the triumphant return of ARMIS full collabs! and, unfortunately, we got his life destroyed with addiction to 120+ hours of Deadcock. luckily this has also transformed into action packed guerrilla collabs with all of the boys though, culminating in the longest, weirdest and funniest Tagalog-ES-EN cultural exchange. only just over six weeks until the big Armis anniversary! time moves quick!

>>86489228
He didn't stream did he?

>>86486028
it is done

>>86489285
the big angry man is back with the big birthday month. still cooling the brakes with less streams, only a few double streams, and more off days while things were/are cooking in the back. HoloMarches got delayed by necessity but is shaping up to be an absolute blast when it drops. we had heaps of fun equal parts helping and hindering the boys across the 7DTD server, we got multiple handcams and multiple karaokes combined between our Monthly Ruzade goals and the birthday bash, we momentarily drew the Armis boys into the 40K hyperfixation with some Vermintide rounds, we got some Deadcocking in with various members of the Grounded crew, and we had an insanely good VR debut with laying waste to the peons in Grimlord! >>86476988 have (You) BOUGHT BOUGHT BOUGHT the birthday merch yet? or perhaps a pin or dice tray from the new HoloEmblem standardized merch? start prepping for the campaign now!

>>86488588
Leader love~

>>86489559
Excellent

>>86489473
Ah. No povs are excluded. Gotcha. Thanks schedule anon

>>86489285
>only just over six weeks until the big Armis anniversary
good god...
ily schedule schizo

>>86489228
Crap, you're right, I didn't note it on his schedule but I did on the others. I'll fix that up for next time. Thanks for the tip!

>>86489559
why is the hakkito in a yellow puddle anon?

>>86489057
>Actually a fairly solid block of streaming in the bottom right
Very nice

>>86485097
>man

>>86489798
not schedule anon

>>86490077
Pisskito

>>86483874
If they don't ejaculate they die. If they don't have sex they can't ejaculate. If they aren't being shipped then they aren't having sex. Therefore, you not shipping anyone is literally killing them.

>>86488588
nice work as always schedule schizo

>>86489559
uooooh hakkafeet ToT

I wish Shinri would eat me out

>>86490592
I hope she's still enjoying watching borb and indulging in her disgusting fetish somewhere out there...

>>86492329
i wrote this

Ruze's schedule
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze/status/1840941777089347982

>>86492955
>Satisfactory
Oh shit boys

>>86492955
I really hope they can do the Armis collab, the Tagalog Deadcock stream was fun and it was sad Crimzon de la Ruze couldn't be there

>>86492955
>Satisfactory
Ayo?

>>86492955
>preparing to march
HOLOMARCHES SOON

>>86492955
Good thing Shinri is gonna be busy with Spooky Month because he just said that he could stream Satisfactory for 24 hours

i ship all the boys with myself. we are a very happy harem inside my delusions

>>86493815
>i ship all the boys with myself. we are a very happy harem inside my delusions

>>86493408
Tavi has Parasocial scheduled at the same time, let's hope he postpones it

>>86493815
who got the one image of anon getting electrocuted by all the connections in the shipping map

>>86492955
>satisfactory
surprised EN didn't have perms before, i know hanakishi played it, wouldn't have thought they were JP only

>>86494151
why is that not Hakka on the couch

>>86494151
I just now realized you can clearly see Astel's black cock and he has to hold the underwear down or else it will escape

>>86494449

>>86486625
here ya go

>>86495702
WHORE

GB's schedule
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en/status/1840947336328982739

>>86496581
>Watermelon rubberband handcam
What

Damn Ruze's mango stream really got these boys doing fruit handcams all of a sudden, huh

>>86497038
Scarle did one recently, basically they wrap a watermelon with rubber bands until it explodes.

>>86497151
They're feeling fruity :3

>>86496581
>inb4 he's not playing Outlast Trials with Shinri

>>86495955
my god... they're beautiful
that lil ruzader looks so proud of himself

>>86497183
>>>/vt//NijiEN/

>>86499357
>8am PST
we're never getting morning Shinri ever again (until he moves to Japan)

>>86499357
You bet your ass he isn’t

>>86497183
>>86499554
Here, have Pekora to keep it in the company:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI77ZnYzUt4

the only woman that matters

>>86500625
but that's a man with a mole on his penis!

>>86500625
>>86500793
Isn't that Revy from Black Lagoon?

>>86501322
sluttier, no gunz hakka, putting the name "two hands" in different context

>>86501657
yeah you WOULD know about Hakka, wouldn't you

>>86495702
fuck yeah

>>86495955
kek thanks draw friend

>>86486076
ehh good enough, but it is done

>>86500625
this reminds me of that twink from ai no kusabi

>>86503890
Awwwww~

Hey Axelotls. Has Axel said anything about a big collab song this year? I kinda assumed there would be one again, and it usually comes out in October right?

>>86505110
It'll be out in November this year instead. Should come out sometime a week or two after his birthday. He hasn't hinted at which song it is at all, but did confirm that it's not Halloween/spooky themed.

>>86505110
It'll be just within stars like Yatta

>>86506778
>like Yatta
Theres not much in that market. cept this
https://youtu.be/ALbmbU5_VNI

>>86505888
>>86506778
Thanks for the info, I'm looking forward to it!

>>86506778
Dingo finally not homophobic...

>>86487026
here you go

Ame's vrchat aquarium is now public if anyone wants to visit the fishboys

>>86509744

>>86509744
sex with eeltare

>>86505110
His birthday is on November 1st and this year he wants to give some breathing space in between the covers so we'll first get a birthday cover and then the "Collab cover" a few weeks later during November or December if something happens.

>>86509744
shoving the flayon eel so deep into your womb that you electrocute your cervix

>>86509524
KEK thank you drawanon
>>86509854
Like the ghost he is Rio was breaking containment and left his tank during the girls tour

>>86509854
>Tenma

>>86510100
Anon… do you know female anatomy?

>>86510100
You've freaked too far, roon. Explode NOW.

>>86510261
I mean it's not exactly wrong

>>86510261
The kana in his name does technically read as Tenma, just the official branding makes it Temma. Same for Gamma/Ganma. Both of them get/got called Ten-chan and Gan-chan and the like. Some really autistic starmin still hate that Oga isn’t localized correctly as “Ouga”.

>>86510409
LET ME FANTISIZE

Gnight everywan

>>86511078
chu!

where are the streams

>>86508144
You'd be surprised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdr1WEMp6Os

>>86511563
Monday meetings, you know how it goes

>>86511563
i ate them all. sorry.

Banchou in 30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUEQp6CViEU

Clip comp of all the big starsEN collab highlights
https://youtu.be/40i4pV2CefM
uses vesper’s old bgm, don’t get dova jumpscared

>>86512508
Cringe

>>86512484
>endurance stream
hope sorawrity weren't too excited for monhun tomorrow, it's definitely gonna get shafted

>>86512703
Eh, he's been taking better care of himself and he's usually not extra loud during Wukong, so he should be fine.

>>86510824
You know what no, reign it in weirdo.

>>86510261
The conventional way to transliterate Japanese words that have "nm" cluster into Latin script is with "nm", despite them being pronounced as "mm".
The Japanese in their infinite wisdom sometimes tend to ditch the conventional transliteration schemes if favour of their own or made-up ones.

>>86504742
~tare

>>86513419
I know you double ニガー, but no one spells it like that

>>86513466
Why did you post an onahole?

>>86510745
>Oga isn’t localized correctly as “Ouga
I'm afraid that if this was the case, everyone outside of Japan would pronounce the name as "Ou-oo-ga"

>>86511563
>>86513600
more like Awooga

>>86513560
onaholes aren't this cute

>>86513600
Ou is often written as oh for that reason but Ohga doesn't look as good

ruzerex sisters...how dare you deceive ruze...

https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1840979225613930841 say hi to rice

>>86514100
He knows exactly what he's doing

>>86510745
>>86513600
>>86514071
>>86513600
there are multiple romanization styles. as long as they are close to the japanese pronunciation, they're correct.

Some EN Stars from Ame's aquarium

>>86514385
And the description

>>86514284
his daughter next to his oshi...

DINO ON THE ENDURANCE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUEQp6CViEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUEQp6CViEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUEQp6CViEU

>South Elysian culture never ceases to disappoint me
His ESL is strong tonight

>>86514440
>Put furby in some sort of goth girl BJD attire
Why

>>86514306
>Whatever you do is correct.
I hate Americans and their participation trophy mentality.

>>86514416
>burrowed in sand, only coming out to feed on zooplankton brought to them by undersea currents
what a roundabout way of calling them lazy

Flay's (tentative?) schedule

>>86514655
fuck you, it's not a phase mom

>>86514678
That part is based on real garden eels

>>86514385
>>86514416
Hehe she based our boys on the cutest and most harmless eels

>I like cramming

The stars are just a small part of the aquarium but if you guys want any pics let me know

>>86515013
all pics are appreciated. thanks anon! chu!

>>86515082
You can actually clip into the tank lol

Yay, horror watchalongs coming from banchou. I really like how he gets with horror movies.

>>86509744
i think i want to be strangled and raped by eeltare

>>86515207
That's one cute and cool eel!

>makes waiting room a day in advance
>tweets out the link
We are so back. Let's go mama! This is your month!

>>86514284
Well she dresses better than me not gonna lie ( ´・∀・｀)

>lore stuff cooking

>>86513848
Then why is he getting dicked so much?
He's clearly an onahole

>I am perceiving a bunch of my Sorawrities in the wild

...anyone got a link to the squishy hippo that dino's talking about? I want to see the hippo.

One of Axel's best artists is gonna produce some merch

>do me a favour and just…love me
WHORE

lol, so he did sing on the Jutai theme song

>>86514440
Dentman I don't mean to alarm you but there's an ugly bitch right next to you

>>86514655
I didn't think anyone here cares about bjds...( ;∀;)

>>86514655
>goth chick
what are the chances it's got a fleshlight installed

>>86516656
that's his daughter you sick fuck

>>86516709
Your point being?

>>86515874
https://x.com/KhaokheowZoo/status/1838501823134761399
it looks slimy. i don't understand why people think it's cute but to each their own

>>86516709
flayon would

>>86516926
>Hippo is wet
Gee

>>86516999
>wet is cute
yeah?

I was bored so I guess a lot of people dress up their furbies like dolls from my research.

>>86516999
Trips checked

>>86517069
You don't like otters, seals, beavers, ducks, or any other type sea life?

>>86516926
Oh, that kind of squishy. Reminds me of pudding.

>>86503890
Cute!

went into the room myself. These eels are so cute up close.

>>86517932
( ;∀;) man this is cute! I want to eat him

>>86496581
watermelon what

happy birthday ruze de la eel

>>86518034
this shit

>>86518209
why is it in bondage

>>86518209
That's a kappa

>>86517932
I’d love to see cartoony fanart of Bettel using his eel self as his whip

>>86515013
can you find mama. of the model images, he has my favorite eel

>>86518209
where's that one fanart with Bettel's head as the watermelon

>>86518532

Man I wanna see them playing Pokémon

>>86518526
anon that's josuiji eelri right there in the middle

>>86518835
nuh uh thats dad

>>86518877
lurk more

>>86518828
It pains my cold little heart knowing there's multiple pokemon autists in stars and none of them can play it
I hate TPC

>>86518988
God I wish he went there instead.
>I've always loved holostars
Bitch you didn't know shit about them when you debuted

>>86518988
my guess is niji or phase connect, unless people have confirmation on it

>>86519275 me
i mean first stage production, why the fuck did i say phase connect. but would be funny if he was first male english debut of my knowledge kek

>>86519014
At least the next main release is a Pokémon Legends game which should be better than the slop they've been releasing for the main series. But I bet they are gonna make it exclusive to Switch 2 despite it still looking dogshit

>>86519359
Yes, but it is unfortunate it means there's probably no multiplayer, so they can't play together or have a tournament or anything

>>86518988
what a lie

>>86519275
Phase has a male branch? Isn't that the pickme agency?

>>86519525
the Grounded boys talked about streaming Pokémon while all being in the same VC together, could be fun for the next time they get perms

>>86518988
Borned to be a niji, joined holostars to torture us.

>>86519622
>boys streaming pokemon together
>remember soul link
might require sacrificing two more members again

>>86518988
>I've always been a massive fan
LOL what a load of bullshit

>>86519525
They can still do some challenges about capturing Pokemon or something like that, they'll find a way. Biggest problem is honestly the time limited perms that makes it so everyone has to rush the main game if they want to do any post game content.
If they even get the perms that is, cause of Palworld and all that shit.

>>86519736
Can they take me instead pls, I may not be a big fan of some of the boys but I wouldn’t wanna take someone’s oshi away…

banchou fumbled this spider fight so bad

he saw all the ryona

>>86518988
well duh can't get close to the holo girls if you went to other company :^)

ladyspider harem swarming to cut banchou’s head off after draining his corpse and balls

>>86520181
He didn't say anything about insulting his leecher brother

>>86518988
dino needs to learn this thing called being discreet

>>86519954
>Only give limited time perms
>Shit their pants and cried to the government when one (1 (uno (いち))) successful competitor popped up
TPC should kill themselves
Though most of EN took down their Palworld shit so at least the /mans/ side would probably be fine even if they did get anal about it

>>86520295
pop off, bettel2 schizo

are we being hacked /mans/?

>>86520534
No, 4chan is drinking age

>>86520181
Surprised no one made frieren reference

Baker, please make sure to use a pic that ends up with a positioning of the hat, k thx and good night

Banchou still wants to work on his Japanese to collab with Rio and Fuma more

>>86520383
Go back to your doxxsite bettellion

Shinri...

banchou wants a traditional kids birthday party TOT

>Give me hepatitis A, B, all the way to Z, I don't care
Disease-ridden dino...

>you should be nice to my friend because he gave me spaghetti
I don't think it works that way, banchou

Banchou fantasizing about Ruze telling him to fuck off at his birthday party and giving him cold spaghetti

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1841001492700098811

>>86522301
>Imageboard

>>86522325
Bettel deserves only the bare minimum

>>86522443
The brazilians suffer enough, you’re right to try and protect them from any further disappointments

https://x.com/____crown_____/status/1840290718981730317

>>86522582
so close to sweaty dog pits