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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>86429781
OMERRY CHRISTMAS

Fun facts with Octavio! It sounds like those hat trick and double triple whatever things people always talk about in the NBA but for pregnancy

>>86429781
Ayomen

>>86429712

>>86430571
Fake news

Machina X Flayon

OCTAVIO ON THE MERRY TELLY
https://youtu.be/7Jxf5F65VTA
https://youtu.be/7Jxf5F65VTA
https://youtu.be/7Jxf5F65VTA

>>86430708
WOE, MARIAH CAREY UPON YE please don't fucking Wham! me in September you weird little retard

Octavio xmas karaoke telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jxf5F65VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jxf5F65VTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jxf5F65VTA

Don't curse me with snow and freezing temps just yet Octavio

i love my psycho blue retard

snow in south elysium

What's wrong with the flips?

Curse you little man, why are you so good at singing

aieeeeee girl voice

>Octavio forcing you to stay and drink something of questionable content

Are any of these songs even Christmas songs

Swift has this man by the balls

>>86431669
Yeah, there's lots of christmas music

https://twitter.com/trouble_mite/status/1840542763999166972

>porkchop and bacon on your christmas tree

>deck the balls

>>86429633
amen
>>86430683
machina x flayon love

>>86432105
that roon? me

Octavio is telling you to get some pussy

>>86430736
Christmas is fun but Halloween hasn't even happened (゜∀。)

>>86432105
(。・ω・。) wow what a nice seat!

>>86430729
Fuck you!

toki-mane? oh no tavi turned him into a cat!

>>86430729
Get Wham!ed

>>86432341
>>86432387
It's so tiresome

KEK tavi yumes btfo

Do ((you)) like Christmas? I don't. And neither should everyone else. Anyone who likes Christmas likes... uh... Hitler or something.

>>86432564
Literally can’t think of a single one, despite having his puppet control possessive thing he really doesn’t foster parasocial

>>86432718
At home? No
Christmas posting is great though. Especially liked Hakka's whole december schedule last year.

>>86432726
You would be surprised even if someone doesn't do parasocial stuff there are still folks who have fantasies and what not.

Oatea ni reipu shitai

>>86432718
＼(^_^)/ Christmas is fun! I just don't like when stores start getting stuff out already. Halloween and Thanksgiving still exist but I guess if you aren't American then it might not matter

>>86432932
No

>>86429781
amen

What the fuck is this hotdog song?

Tf was he saying? Jumbo hotdog?

>>86433027
>slaps altare's ass like a bongo

>>86430708
>>86430736
>1k karaoke
GRIM CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU PAGPAG
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU THROW IT AWAY

Curious who do you watch the least in holostars

>>86433278
Flayon (overlap victim), Goldie and Jurard (timezoned)

>>86433278
doomer hours shinri

>>86433278
Shinri (a bit too chill for me, and no solid shared interests)

>“There’s something we can eat during christmas. Two people and their cat alone by a fireplace-”
I really thought that was going to a fucked up place

>>86433440
I mean, it's the psycho twink. He would take it to a fucked up place if he could

>>86433278
Flayon.

this should be illegal, I can't believe I'm legit feeling warm and fuzzy listening to Tavi sing christmas songs in goddamn september

>>86384474
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>promotes ruze's bday merch
SMITTEN

>>86433663
They love each other so much

HE'S DOING PURE IMAGINATION I'M GONNA NUT, PISS, SHIT, AND CRY

>>86433278
I only watch clips

>>86433815
kek

>>86433815
You busy at work and stuff???

>>86433278
Everyone but hakka... Already got my hands full with 4 other people to watch from other branches

>>86433905
You’d be surprised how many inhabitants of this board only read tweets, look at thumbnails, read liveposts and watch quick clips

>>86433815
It's okay 90% of fanbse doesn't even do that, just liking tweets

>>86430729
FUCK YOOOOOOU

One day /MANS/ will learn

>>86433905
busy begging for mixed collab

>>86433988
>>86434000
I'm killing myself if this is true what the genuine fuck

>>86434067

>>86433988
(￣~￣;) I'm not gonna lie I don't look at tweets all the time but mostly watching the streams of people I like. I have watched someone stream for almost 48hours I think . Clips Is if Japanese I don't understand or curious

>>86434117
>somebody is supportive despite not having much time or money to dedicate
>this is a bad thing somehow
do you realise how retarded you sound?

>>86433278
Armis and VG

>>86434058
Kimoi
(。・ω・。)

>>86433905
Busy fantasizing about my perfect married life with aniki :3

>>86434195
Go to sleep Hakka

>>86434195
That's cute (^ー^) keep having sweet dreams

>ends christmas karaoke with firework because new year comes after christmas
ok that made me laugh blue psycho twink

>>86434213

Tf is this game? A Doraemon city builder?

>Confusing Fuma with happy new years
kek

DORAEMON HATE
...but Fuma love

>>86434171
You’re responding to the #1 anti strawman screencap btw

Archive of Octavio's unarchived Christmas karaoke stream on 2024-09-30T09:00:31Z.
Original URL: https://youtu.be/7Jxf5F65VTA

Torrent: magnet:?xt=urn:btih:46dc5d1ca8304f355bbf97579edf91acce936022&dn=%5B20240930%5D%20Unarchived%20Christmas%20Karaoke&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
Gofile (expires after download inactivity): https://gofile.io/d/8AJSc0
Audio-only download: https://mega.nz/file/Yt4ADKSA#BO0n2RmpFyhZHdz2oBG1LkiSBfkNbtNRNFD5vdQM5cw

Set list (stream starts at 3:50):
1. It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas (3:50)
2. Olivia Rodrigo - traitor (12:41)
3. Baby, It's Cold Outside (Idina Menzel, Michael Bublé rendition) (18:41)
4. Mary, Did You Know? (unsure of which rendition) (23:24)
5. Taylor Swift - Lover (27:58)
6. Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree (32:46)
7. Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso (37:03)
8. Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For? (sung by cats; 41:50)
9. Wham! - Last Christmas (47:12)
10. Ariel Rivera - Sana Ngayong Pasko (live acoustic; 56:49)
11. ABS-CBN Music All Star - Star Ng Pasko (live acoustic; 1:02:06)
12. Willie Revillame - Boom Tarat Tarat (live acoustic; 1:09:07)
13. Masculados - Jumbo Hotdog (live acoustic; 1:10:52)
14. Jose Mari Chan, Liza Chan - Christmas In Our Hearts (live acoustic; 1:14:13)
15. Amy Grant - Grown-Up Christmas List (1:18:32)
16. Nat "King" Cole - The Christmas Song (1:23:16)
17. Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling in Love (1:29:16)
18. Gene Wilder - Pure Imagination (1:34:31)
19. Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You (1:40:33)
20. Katy Perry - Firework (incomplete; 1:46:27)

Number of fragments: 6508 (no stream discontinuities)

>>86434386
Arigathanks anon!

>>86433278
About this I think

>>86434386
i love you

>>86434386

>>86434444
Ok I can't even lie that the last tier caption is funny (゜∀。)

>>86433900
looking at leader in this makes me feel so uncomfortable, is this how his victims feel?

>>86434693
Just make your way over to Axel, he seems into it

>>86434386
chu takobro, idk if tavi is usually outside your hours but thanks for being here for our poopy maestro

>>86434879
= w=)b My waking hours have been inconsistent lately, but he's normally in my schedule. Woke up on the tail end of Ruze's post-birthday karaoke yesterday though.

i think machina x flayon should impregnate me

i think i should impregnate machina x flayon

Aniki soon

>>86433278
Jurard solo

>>86433278
Flayon. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but he is basically everything I dislike as a streamer so I don't even bother trying to watch him anymore. I pretty much never catch Octavio as well because he usually overlaps Jurard, and if I gotta choose one in that timezone I'll always choose Jurard.

>>86434386
Thank you takobro, you are a treasure and I hope your oshi prospers and personally gives you a kiss on the forehead. And if you have any people inconvienicing you in your life, may they get lynched. Especially if they are non white.

>>86434386
thanks. was watching transformers one when this was live.

>>86437045
Now I'm thinking about how StarsEN would be as transformers. I'm guessing TEMPUS is Autobots and ARMIS is neutrals or Decepticons? Kind of tentative there. I guess Altarebot would be a sports car with hard light shit? I want to say a motorcycle because of the Knight, but something that spindly/small might have to go to someone like one of the VG guys that aren't Shinri. I think Goldbulletcon at the minimum should have a flying alt mode. Ruze would probably be a huge bomber or a riot truck. Grimlock exists so Jutard could have a T Rex alt mode

>>86437408
Can you at least give them cool names

>>86437408
Altare would be a Fiat Multipla

>>86437564
KEK

>>86437564
please assign cars for the rest of the boys

>>86437408
>>86437461
>>86437564
>>86437648
>>86437700
https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1839310937129627783

>>86437461
I am terrible at naming, donmai. Every time I end up creating the character concept first before names because I'm gonna be stuck otherwise.
>Altare
Some kind of small car. Maybe a light cycle?
>Axel
Dingo alt mode. Beast Wars niggers
>Magni
Not sure yet, but he's pretty much like Oil Slick. He should have a bulkier alt mode than him though so no motorcycles.
>Vesper
Some old person car like a classic Buick
>Bettel
Clown car No fucking clue but something smaller/a bit more fragile. Or something that might get him into stupid hijinks because his retarded ass scanned that alt mode without thinking
>Hakka
Some kind of flashy japanese motorcycle. Has some kind of upgrade that lets him fly or be in the air (referencing his wings) for a bit.
>Flayon
Can Am Spyder bike.
>Shinri
Larger vehicle like a van?

>>86438075
please join holostars, i want to hear somebody be autistic about transformers

>>86438113
I am a woman, I can't join Holostars. I'd also probably sexually harass Bettel if I was a male and got in

>>86438113
We already have jurard. Just send him an sc.

>>86438113
https://youtu.be/2dtSnIqjODI?t=17310

>>86438195
You would be on your way out of company then

>>86438234
>>86438253
i refuse to watch filipinos

>>86438445
Based

>>86438075(me)
For ARMIS
>Jutard
Armored limo from a celebrity or a T-Rex. T-Rex sounds cooler.
>Goldbullet
F-15 Eagle (is that too on the nose?)
>Octavio
Sketchy white van with a "Free Candy" sign Light tank?
>Ruze
Bomber or heavy tank

I also think it would be funny if Bettel's alt mode was a Captain Fanzone situation where he accidentally scanned a public figure's personal car for it. But this time it's the local pimp's elaborately decorated pimpmobile that he owes several payments on
>>86438374
Yes, Captain Obvious

>>86438818
Well true also you know a lot about transformers

Shinri Hakka and Axel living in the same house

Streams....
Where....
I fucking hate bored games and RP cringe

Imagine dino using his long tongue to lick your clit while also using it to penetrate your ass

Shinri as a personal butler that keeps getting seduced into sex by the prince/princess, but feels guilty after because he's breaking the rules.

>>86434386
07

>>86438445
Based

>>86439363
kys nazifoid

>>86439411
Brown hands typed this post

>>86439232
Feels like a Xenokunians thing

>>86439462
Jurard and Octavio being retarded makes it easy for me to kidnap them and rape them so I'll be pregnant with their babies ^_^

>>86439698
Didn't know you liked having abortions

>>86439232
>scores
>feels bad about it
only cuckri

>>86433278
i have to say Flayon, i respect his consistent but not really a fan of his content

>>86439052
My formative years were spent on Michael Bay movies, random G1 clips on youtube and running to my friend's house because he had the channel with Transformers Animated on and my parents trusted us because his older sister was watching us. Good times

getting altare pregnant and then he starts lactating, producing so much milk that the tempus members need to take turns sucking his nipples and drinking it up

Does Axel like peanut butter? Asking for a friend

>>86439758
No. I want to be a mother, not a monster.

Imagine Octavio, who, for some reason, found the Magmo puppet while strolling one day and decided to pick it up. What happens next?

>>86440325
At minimum you're still committing bestality

>>86440552
im going to rape the smug look off this pilots face

>>86440560
Boss battle where you have to rape off several parts of the R-TRUS before you can rape Flayon. Meanwhile he's trying to literally Giga Drill your ass

>>86440461
Something that can't be depicted on a blue board

>>86433278
Flayon. He hates his model and would rather talk about how big and muscular he is.
.

>>86439075
I'm imagining Axel and Hakka trying to set Shinri up with someone

>>86440973
he's ottermoding

>>86441207
ToT

>>86441207
Flayon will never be an otter, because he's a cat

>>86441337
FWNBAC

>>86441356
but I let him use me however he wanted for hours because he said he was in heat and there was no other way to help him feel better?

>>86440273
Peanut butter anon? Is Altare being forced to eat peanut butter not enough for you now?

What's with the chat ai in the previous threads? Did the boys chatted with their ai selves or something

>>86441474
he lied to you

fusing buntare, 16-bit-war-tare, and intare into one entity

when will there be a holostars starcraft tournament

>>86442130
Which Starcraft you thinkin

>>86441117
What do you think Temprizz was?

i really wish we could see the boys playing just a casual game like Uno or like pachisi where the main content would be them just dissing one another. i think this type of game is fitting for them since some have bad ping or are scare to play many competitive games

ORANGE SUPERSUPERRARE ON THE RED COMMON TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5JgtCXXbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5JgtCXXbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-5JgtCXXbc

>wake up with two random men in your bed
>go to work
>get groped and fucked on the train by a lecherous old man
>at work your first stop is the boss's office
>give him a good morning blowjob
>spend the rest of the workday walking from desk to desk and offering your body
>alternatively you spend your day in the men's restroom and wait for cocks err... coworkers to need a bathroom break
>way back from work
>get groped on the train by two college students who are younger than you
>go to your favorite local bar
>spend the night getting drunk and giving out free blowjobs
>stumble out of the bar with two strangers who ram you behind a dumpster
>walk home
>see two guys in front of your apartment building
>invite them inside

Day in the life of intern altare

>>86443251
>go to bar and get drunk
You’ve literally never watched Altare, huh?

>>86443238
BUT WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO

>>86443382
Nobody said he isn't getting forced to drink

>>86443422
Altare physically cannot, it's not a matter of wanting to or not wanting to.

>>86443415
Pot of Greed lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of which is Pot of Greed, which lets you draw two cards, one of whi

Am I the only one who thinks this NPC looks like DSP?

>>86444333
No, I see it too. Watch him rage about bugged Commander game mechanics

>>86444333
The only resemblance is slightly similar facial hair.

>>86442130
some time after October when they get the perms for it again. Shinri talked about wanting to 1 v 6 the boys in StarCraft recently

>>86444645
Is that actually possible? Are they collectively retarded enough? Can Flayon and Hakka be actively detrimental enough?

>>86444823
Two things are endless. The universe and Holostars being retarded jobbers

>>86444333
DPS outlived ame lool

>>86444645
is shinri the 1?

Wait, this is a mechanic in the game?

>>86445405
yeah, he used to be a sweaty gamer with this game in his late teens/early 20s and played it competitively in college. He was diamond back then, curious to see how he holds up a decade later

>>86445450
yes

I'd go to Axel's card shop. Beats the one here where there's a fat troon employee

Axel's favorite YGO card

>Axel's crush recommended Pupa
Huh, didn't know Studio DEEN made anything else but Higurashi

https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1840782327171227797
>wahaha tehee
I'm gonna slap this dino

>dingo pulled a signed Aruran card
Lucky cunt

>>86446002
I want one

>>86445405
It's his way of saying he wants to be gangbanged

in 6 hours!
https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1840794402979020909

>>86448492
Watch as he gets scammed by resealers again

>>86448492
>Pokemon cards
YES
>Literal who
Meh

Some blonde dingo offers you a Black Lotus for $6000 claiming its totally real. Do you buy it?

>>86449964
>Literal who
HOW NEW

How has Axel played this for over two hours

>>86450875
Addicted to the card game gacha

who told him how to open card packs faster

pigni....

>>86449964
>Literal who
>not knowning the 5th member of the Tempus guild

>>86448492
Oh great now they're gonna fujobait in person

>>86450875
It somehow appeals to the autistic side of his brain, he can play gacha without spending real money.

Honest question, why do male nerds not take care of their hygiene? Whenever I step into a local game store it smells so strongly of sweat

>>86453846
Washing their ass is gay apparently. The immortal words of K-Flex is lost on them

>>86450087
If he looks like this, I'm folding.

>>86453846
Shit is so bad, even Konami had to put their foot down

Don't ever let Axel visit Las Vegas

Topic reminded me of this
https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/female-yu-gi-oh-player-quits-tournament-because-opponents-smelled-bad-2644262/

>>86453846
Conventions have signs up telling you to shower daily and wear deodorant. It's bad.

Why does Axel want to fuck notNoivern?

>>86455001
>That extra line about Smash players
Kek

You have to clean an entire MTG/Yugioh/Smash tourney. You can pick one TEMPUS or ARMIS member for the job to help you. Who are you picking and what is your strategy?

>>86456162
Have Octavio use his strings to throw them all into the shower.

>>86456162
Picking Gibby, he'll threaten everyone at gunpoint

>it's like when you wanna take a shit but your shit won't come out
>it's that kind of painful
poetic

>>86456671
He has such a way with words

>this isn't the boner moment i was looking for

>pulls a $650+ card
>it's fucking ugly
>gets even more depressed

>$656 card
>it's ugly
RIP boner

Now I'm just thinking of all the possible moments Axel has had a boner while streaming

it's 5AM and he's getting mindbroken by gacha pulls

The street pack

We lost him...

he lost it

We've lost him

>spent $700
>made back $100
KEK

shinri kek

>Axel is gassing people in the store
Magmites keep winning

>>86458576
>the geneva convention? what the hell is that?

He's never happy with the big pulls kek

>>86459024
Always chasing the dragon, never catching it

>>86433278
bettel

>>86458531
KEK

Axel is gonna kill himself...

Ayo that bird though...

aniki...

>>86459733
He's become one with the virtual cardboard...

Zero activity going on in that brain right now

>>86459867
Head empty

bro's snapped

I'm scared

Good bye Axel o7

>>86448492
They have had so many online collabs that I have no idea how it will go in person. It’s gonna be gay as fuck tho

ragequit KEK

>>86460216
prime time to swoop in and take advantage of him

>>86459867
When was there ever?

now what

>>86458833
My fucking sides are in orbit

Shinri was the one asking to be mind broken but we got Axel instead...
mama simply needs to go back to sleep deprived streaming at ass o'clock in the morning again

https://x.com/axelsyrios/status/1840660032842543126

>>86460361

>>86461333
Baby trapping Axel when he is too mind broken to know any better ToT

>>86443460
Drinking alcohol is what you take offense with and not the part where he doesn't go five minutes without a cock inside him?

>>86460568
Wait for Noctare say gex

https://twitter.com/Raienn_k/status/1840743165424497113

>>86462356
Nah I'm not watching that fujoshi stream

>>86462391
No torso allowed

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho

>>86462628
This is what Axel was living while opening all those cards. At least it wasn't real cards

>>86461991
The cock is believable but the booze is impossible for Altare

>>86463091
/MANS/ - Accurate Yaoi General

>>86461991
We like our fantasies accurate in this house

>>86462391
There is a picture in an alterate universe where psishlight is psishpocket where punikun goes in Female Shinri's vag

>>86456162
Shinri, because he'll do it all for me while grumbling about his back pain and how young people don't know how to clean, etc.

>>86465097
>>86465329
rape

This geberal should be renamed to /KIDS/ - shota general

>>86465809
/BOYS/, if you will

clown on telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tSG8h_O3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tSG8h_O3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3tSG8h_O3A

>>86465949
do not be funnier than me i am drunk and i will punch you

HAKKER TICKETS ON SALE NOW
https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1840859162047349212

>>86465984
No

>>86465984
It was funny the first time but now you just look suspicious.
One more and we'll know you're doing it on purpose.

>>86465984
>FRAUD
kek

>>86465949
rape

>>86433278
the ones who stream at midnight pst

>>86465984
Ok now you are just doing this on purpose

watching mama's Night in the Woods playthrough for the first time and spotted the origin of this classic
he was really going through it at the time, uh

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYJhghuXcfI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYJhghuXcfI
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fYJhghuXcfI

>>86434386
can someone please link the one Axel did last week, I'm to lazy to hunt it down

>>86466416
Also no

>>86466434
It's in his menshi

>>86466434
he put it in menshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_olT69SWI3A

bettel wants to kill tavi

>>86466464
Shut your mouth

>>86466416
cringe

Who would win, a white failure of a man or a fragile victorian child?

>>86466577
White is right

bettel's scary doormat is flayon btw

>>86466416
What is that thumbnail

>>86466486
>>86466490
Thank you!

>>86466733
he loves that artist

>>86466844
y'know what i dislike about her art the most? the little airbrush of orange-ish pink on the bottom of the irises

He's jealous of a baby hippo...

THANK FUCK
THANK YOU BETTEL
TOTAL CHILLA'S SHART DEATH

>>86466844
I know but Phantom looks like a pikachu crossed with that evil sharp toothed smiley

Takeshi No Perms better get some Darkwood perms or he'll be getting some dark wood up his anus

>bettel saw the anti twobert posts and doubles down with 2 twobert streams a week

>>86468627
Nice, makes it even easier to not watch his streams, I love dumb contrarians

>”we only have shitty poopoo horror game perms”
>shinri’s best month ever lined up
maybe he should cancel matchmaking with bettel2 and go solo

>>86468776
If betellion were concerned about shitty poopoo content they wouldn't watch him to begin with so why is he complaining?

>>86469262
He’s copying the monthly ruzade and octradio rn because he feels vaguely threatened

>>86468407
>looks like a pikachu
? But Phantom has always been Pikachu (forma de original fat fuck) shaped.

>>86469450
Remember VG's Month in Review? Those were fun, maybe he can bring it back with Bettel2 so he can tell everyone what he did with his pitiful leecher life

>>86469450
I member when month in review was a thing. Shame that he couldn't keep those up.

Curious how he built his character

>>86469554
Yes but he has a MOUTH

>>86469726
He didn't even come up with it so it makes sense that he has no interest in it

>>86466733
Its meant to appeal to you woman!!! You dont like it???

What happened in the 7 Days to Die stream

>>86470393
what you talking about

>>86470352
Calm down, I'm just mildly perturbed by Phantom having a mouth

I want to ram a dildo down Altare's throat

>>86470393
no point in bringing it back when he was barely talking or doing anything anyway

I want to release spooge on Bettel's face

I want to cream in flayon’s mouth

I want to pat hakka's head

I want to rape every Holostar

I want to teach Ruze GURPS

>>86471359
Ewww

I want psychokinesis so i can levitate a sandal behind Jurard when he isn't looking. Or redirect his brogurt into his mouth

>>86471383
You hate GURPS?

>>86471450
bold of you to assume jurard doesnt already sample the goods

>>86471539
There's no way he's flexible enough to drink from the hose

>>86471474
Yeah of course I do, the GURPS players I've met throughout my life were all super weird and gross

I want to smush against Axel's side and leech his heat

>>86471703
You can't just say that without dropping stories

>>86471908
that axelotl? me

ALTARE AND NOCT ON THE OFFCOLLAB TCG TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpcbPNiBVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpcbPNiBVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpcbPNiBVw

BFS ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpcbPNiBVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpcbPNiBVw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIpcbPNiBVw

F L E S H

>>86472880
>BFS
Big Fucking Sluts?

FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH WHITE MAN JUMPSCARE FLESH WARNING

MY VIRGIN EYES

FLESH HATE
FLESH HATE
FLESH HATE

Oh god they are so stupid

>>86473050
This isn't what you guys like to see on vtuber streams??? It's the new meta

Nocturnal's voice sounds so weird

Cucked slimes…

MAMA'S BEING A WHORE ON MAIN

>>86462391
>>86473299
hot...

>Matching sweaters
I'm not sure how much of this is joke anymore

Matching altnoct small shota cockrings…

>>86473339
>ring talk
damn. This is my first time watching them together, are they always like this

That camera is gonna fall any minute

>>86473299
He's a whorostar of whorolive productions, ran by YAHOE of COOMER corp

>>86473416
Yes but increased to 10000% since they are together

why are they talking about nurses?
is nurse bun intern altare the new model?

Cucktare love this fujo shit

getting cucked live on air......

>>86473655
Just rape Noct. If you make the one who fucked your bitch your bitch, then your OG bitch is your bitch again. I saw it in a doujin so it must be true

literal gay 12 year old pokeautist boys

The one cucked here is gonna be Altare with Noc's pulls damn

>altare going out into the streets to scream at the top of his lungs he loves his husband

>>86473773
Sounds like South Park characters

>>86473773
ToT

>Say my name

HE IS SO BACK

absolutely unimaginably cucked

so does noct or altare top?

>Stayed together at a hotel
Is this the part where I'm supposed to call him a whore (derogatory)

>>86474315
I have faith in Rapetare, Ripper of Anuses

>>86474315
altare deserves to get mating pressed

>you still suck at pulling so its all good

>He is just a Flittle guy
I hate it here

>>86474593
dont worry, ill handle this

THE BIG CHREEEEE

>24-HOUR STREAM

Big chree...

THE BIG CHREE

>>86473822
every time I see this emote in here for some reason I think its Hakka posting

>>86474889
thats because it is

I can't follow what they are saying, my brain is dying

What the hell is that pokemon

HE IS SO BACK (again)

>24 hour Terraria stream

which one of you was this

KEK what

That one is from /here/ isnt it

>>86473336
i would ask why is mama like this but we all know why. he is a professional whore

>>86475509
>>86475511
>>86475554
i can't watch, what happened

>>86475706

>>86475706

>>86475822
>>86475819
> Gura pfp
KEK

>>86475819

>>86476021
I could kiss you

he's making noct laugh so much

Mama love

>he broke the seal!
leader tops

>Holostars got no ass?
>listen man, we tried

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1840907110714093674

https://x.com/banzoinhakka/status/1840907424816906688