/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

Shit game

miko hate!

Fuck you honk

sex?

Good game!
https://streamable.com/q8k0df

ohhh sex

Konnui

>>8627341
kill yourself falseflagging chickenshit!

>>8627413
Show wallet you nigger.

>>8627413
konnui has harmed this game less than the haatons and mikofag combined

Why Ina dip if overbuy protection is a thing and she had 3 times more views than yesterday?

>>8627474
because nobody buys ina

>>8627474
why did she dip two times in a row while having more views?

What's your excuse to not be buying Rushia this time?

>>8627389
God she's so cut, shame I don't understand gookspeak.
something about pedophile game having porn

EN2 drops compared

>>8627517
i'm not a retard

>>8627517
EN2 dip?

>>8627539
>>8627556
stay poor

Buy more. Her empress empire shall expand all over nasfaq, her dividends will be bountiful and her dips are a great investement. spread the word go and buy in the name of her majesty.

>>8627511
>>8627474
>SB numbers
>overbuy protection is a thing
A lack of overbought bogging is not "overbuy protection". She lost a daily subtick yesterday and 10k weekly subtick today. Working exactly as intended.

>>8627587
who?

https://litter.catbox.moe/fzckkr.jpg
YIPEEEE

>>8627517
But I always do!
And dump her on the next day

>>8627587
you're that one new player from who right? what's the damage friend. no rope yet?

>>8627523
Essentially she's entered into some kind of next-level lust here. She cannot control herself, and cannot believe that this one game could create so much lust. She is in heaven (after having paid over 30,000 yen), and she is thankful.

>>8627587
Literally the worst choice, stay poor forever.

>>8627509
There's too much people always buying Ina. Please stop, you make me spend more money than I should.

>>8627703
strength in numbers.

>>8627727
I been trying to sell but she keeps dipping

>>8627606

>>8627732
>people still selling for most likely a 7k loss
wake up

>>8627727
I've been selling her though

Keep buying EN2 kek

>>8627876
HONK YOU FUCKING NIGGER GIVE US OUR LAMBOS BACK

>>8627876
what?

>>8627876
I feel bad for mrs honk not even on the fake oshiboard.

>>8627876
Hahaha I'm a faggot

>>8627876
>not even in top100

>>8627988
post a litterbox link if you are going to pretend to be me

>>8627876
your poverty sickens me

>>8627606
Yes, W.H.O
>>8627657
I have been here way longer than you

>tfw no one ever falseflags as me

So where's the proof that Haaton spreadsheet bogs the server more than zhonkbot does?

>>8628128
Yes of course. let me guess you post fake screenshot from the leaderboard too?

>>8628181
there isn't any

>>8628141
Nobody ever falseflags as me either. It just means nobody can properly imitate you.
I've been a pasta a couple of times, though.

>>8628181
zhonkbot sends a request to buy a coin every 2 hours, the spreadsheet does that every 1ms

Just ignore the guy, literal here to shit the thread jesas

is this the nasfaq equivalent of a race traitor?

haaton damage control yet again

>>8628128
Did you say W.H.O?
Remember to post your flag

>>8628237
>the spreadsheet does that every 1ms
Does it? I thought Haaton updated it to send one request per second per coin if it fails.
>zhonkbot sends a request to buy a coin every 2 hours
Israel? Pretty weird choice.

>>8628181
Currently? None. A couple of versions ago, sure, but the updates have put it roughly on par with zhonkbot, who is ALSO bogging the server. Devchama even confirmed it was something they need to work on in the backend.
I've no love lost for the Haatons, but I won't have people slandering charts just because they're too retarded to think for 10 minutes. I'M supposed to be the retard with a chart around here, not EVERYBODY.
It's all FUD and shitposting anyway.

>>8628293
not even a haaton at this point. might not even be a player

>>8628287
Don't look at the suisei board

>>8628283

>>8628309
>buy one coin every 2 hours.
That's correct, but it's not right.

>>8628283

>>8628141
Just be retarded and name your files or something

>>8628293
>still didn't post any real reason why would zhonkbot bog the server less

>>8628309
>Israel?
is jork!

>>8628328
oh wow you're not lying

>>8628417
Might as well do it for real kek

>>8628328
>>8628421
big plasn was BIG GAY until a few hours ago, if you check the superchat leaderbord you can still see it

>>8628421
>somehow worse than rushia's

>>8628315
The haatonsheet can actually never compete with zhonkbot on server bogging terms because of one thing: it's incapable of using the websockets. It constantly has to send more get requests to know what's going on, while zhonkbot just get it fed through the socket golden shower and doesn't need to bother the server about anything.
Also, the zhonkbot autoupdates, the sheet doesn't. As the sheet get used by more and more retards, more and more of them will be using outdated sheets that absolutely bogs the server (the sheet dev himself got banned for using one of them)

Lost money but still went up on the leaderboard.
I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna make it to the top!

>>8627413
Konnui is my favourite leaderboardfag. And I think people who still seethe and get mad over his wallet are fags.

Not Konnui btw

>>8628494
Duck isn't the dev you retard

>>8628542

>>8628412
>Haatonsheet "dev": has posted dogezano fewer than four times apologizing for fucking the server
>has gotten people banned at least twice for hammering the fucking server with invalid requests
>doesn't know how to stop sending requests when the market is closed
>asked repeatedly in the thread how to figure that out
>unleashed their weapon and pointed it at the server
>made a fucking video tutorial to handhold newfags through setting it up
VS.
>zhonkbot: if it's broken, the entire site is also broken, and hammering the site with persistent requests from the cloud the haatonbot isn't going to make it better
Keep deluding yourself.
>They code like pigs.

>>8628494
nta but does sending additional request bog the serv more than sending only one and using the websock? don't the serv also have to send coin prices every time they change over socket?

>>8628494
>the sheet doesn't. As the sheet get used by more and more retards, more and more of them will be using outdated sheets that absolutely bogs the server
This is what really matters. The fact is the sheets won't update and the vast majority of sheet users won't update. As time progresses the situation just gets worse and worse

>>8628542
>11:44:36
>new ip
>>8628571
>11:45:23
Konnui has a passu

>>8628542
I used to hate him, but I agree now. Konnui love.

Holy based Konnui

I have always been surprised by US anons love for Holo EN. Nips are crazy people that live in a mythical island somewhere on the other side of the world, they talk a made up language and their GDP is 50% porn, trains and robots, it's not so crazy to believe a wolf girl and her friends live over there.
Ain't the charm broke when simping for a girl that might as well be any other in your country?

>>8628743
konnui... i kneel

>>8628743
>just now
I'll give you the (You) for giving money.

>>8628773
Mel is very fuckable

>>8628572
>Haatonsheet "dev": has posted dogezano fewer than four times apologizing for fucking the server
>has gotten people banned at least twice for hammering the fucking server with invalid requests
I mean now, I'm not saying that it didn't bog the server more than zhonkbot before. He already added the code to fetch the cooldown end time
>doesn't know how to stop sending requests when the market is closed
>asked repeatedly in the thread how to figure that out
Honestly I've never actually seen market being closed, but this is retarded if true
>unleashed their weapon and pointed it at the server
What?
>They code like pigs.
Actually agree with this one, code style is really retarded, he should refactor it

>>8628651
NTA
>I'm going to hold my hand out and wait for you to give me this
>OK, hand acknowledged, please wait
>OK, I'll wait
vs.
>I'm going to slap you with my hand over and over until you give me this
>slap, slap, slap, slap
>ow, ow, ow, ow

>>8628817
nta but you're making haatontrader sound pretty based

>>8628412
The zhonkbot uses real code and the sheet is excel. The sheet isn't physically capble of NOT bogging the server because to function it needs to do extra requests. Case in point is the fact the sheet needs to do double, triple, quadriple etc the amount of requests to just trade. The server basically struggles with like 200 players actively doing requests with the zhonk bot at once. Now throw in 200 players with the sheet. Can you see an issue here? Those 200 players are like 400, 600, 800 players worth of requests.

>>8628773
you think liking anime or vtubers should be respectable for japanese adults? aint anime means cartoon in japan? for children?

>>8628651
Yes, but the server sends them ON IT'S OWN TERMS. It can control the flow of what it sends, it can send less often when it's under heavier loads. It also knows EXACTLY how much data it has to send to how many people, so the dev can tweak things easily.
Compared to what the sheet does, it asks for data all the time. The server DOESN'T EXPECT those, so it has to kinda stop what its doing (figuratively) and handle you request. And those gets will never be as efficient as the websockets (only send once when data has changed) it often has to do a few more requests since it never knows when there's actually new data on the server.

>>8628818
>I mean now, I'm not saying that it didn't bog the server more than zhonkbot before. He already added the code to fetch the cooldown end time
Except this is the third or fourth time they've had to fix this or fix that because it was skull-fucking the server.
The sheet is "permanent" once some nigger copies it and starts using it. It can't be remotely disabled. People never read the OP. People will never update their "working" copies. This is why >they code like pigs is amplified tenfold as a fucking problem.

>>8628865
>liking anime or vtubers should be respectable for japanese adults
It is, or at least way more than in the west.

>>8628743
>attentionwhoring with your own kofi

>>8628862
honk and the devs have confirmed multiple times now that they can't tell the difference between a request from zhonkbot and any other call, meaning the zhonkbot is ALSO just a clientside tool using API calls on the server.

>>8628773
good thing none of the holos live in my 3rd world country!

>>8628959
They likely can, and I've advised them in private on at least one sloppy method they could use to forcibly disable any tools like the Haatonsheet should the need ever arise.

>>8628934
idk where you are right now but imagine a group of adults gushing over a cartoon character from your childhood or something. like its the greatest thing from their lives. Yeaaa.

>>8628901
>Except this is the third or fourth time they've had to fix this or fix that because it was skull-fucking the server.
Could it be that honk decided to lower what he considers to be OK? Like he isn't ok with two requests per second per coin anymore? Thanks for letting me now anyway, if it's actually because the haaton spreadsheet spams and not because honk isn't ok with two requests per second per coin, then the sheet must be pretty retarded.

>>8628980
Want of my biggest fears is that one day a SOP vtuber might become mainstream, or even worse a holoES branch.

>>8628959
You clearly don't know what the fuck you are talking about. The zhonkbot does minimal to zero api requests. It uses the websockets for its functions so aka >>8628868

They also can easily tell the difference between then if they tried and you absolutely can tell what ones are coming from google. The we can't tell is just empty words to silence the idiots the real answer is they just don't care enough to do anything about it in the first place.

>>8629056
>holoES
brazil shall come for you

>>8629040
I think we are going off topic, but I am pretty sure the target audience for Vtubers and most anime isn't kids.

>>8628818
>but this is retarded if true
He directly asked fake honk about it a couple of threads ago. He even dogeza about it and added a cooldown because of the larp that was clearly fake.
>What?
his spreadsheet fucks up the servers really bad.
The sheet is pretty much just DDOSing the server everyday.

>>8629044
>ok with two requests per second per coin
That's fucking way too many. It should be only 1 request every few seconds per coin

>>8629056
thank God this shithole has no money for superchats

>>8629056
>>8629129
>they don't know

>>8628817
my main point was that the serv sends more data in sockets than it does when you do a request

>>8628868
>it can send less often when it's under heavier loads
i kinda doubt that it actually does that, the serv probably just sends the new price for coins as soon as the price changes to all clients connected to sockets, otherwise you're right

>>8629129
Oh fuck, please no. Anything but the BRs

>>8629172
I'm his e-bf, AMA

>>8629168
You don't need superchats, only viewers and product shilling.

>>8629212
how does monkey soup tastes like?

>>8629136
you can argue with that, i think japan knows that, but knowing the japanese with their honor or something, being known as the anime land or the gaijin pilgrimage for waifus in the west could be humiliating.

>>8629248
like chicken

>>8629109
>They also can easily tell the difference between then if they tried and you absolutely can tell what ones are coming from google. The we can't tell is just empty words to silence the idiots the real answer is they just don't care enough to do anything about it in the first place.
So what you're saying is that they can't tell the difference because from their perspective, there is no difference? Being able to solve a problem doesn't mean the problem doesn't exist.

>>8628773
>acting like someone like Mori is real

>>8629158
>That's fucking way too many.
He should consider making an API endpoint that can buy/sell several coins with one request then.

>>8629181
>my main point was that the serv sends more data in sockets than it does when you do a request
It's easier to send data than it is to receive it

>>8629322
See, now, THIS is an actual good idea.

>>8629300
>my brap goddess ain't real what?

>>8629293
>So what you're saying is that they can't tell the difference because from their perspective, there is no difference?
People were muted for 24 hours for raping the server just last week. None of them came out and said "but I wasn't using the sheet".
And we still have people repeating:
>they can't tell
>the sheet is fine

>>8629265
I don't think it's a big of a deal, their internal market is bigger than their export meaning there are more weebs in Japan than in the rest of the world, it's not really a niche.
Also they wouldn't be playing anime and game songs on their Olympics.

>>8629473
I got muted for using zhonkbot. Don't know if anyone else did.

>>8629326
yeah, true, so what prevents us from making a website on which users would paste there holosesh in and would select what coins to sell and buy and then that website's backend will do trading the same way zhonkbot does?

>>8629486
Im not japanese so i really dont know. At this point i cant help you with that, you'll need a japanese

Still using the spreadsheet and going strong.

>thread made an hour ago
>125 posts
jesus fucking christ you autists what happened to the game

>>8629533
Yourself. Because you will never do it.

>>8629374
Is there a feedback page?

>>8628865
clearly intended for children, yes.

>>8629577
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT

>>8629577
it's adjustment time

>>8629587
>Because you will never do it.
sure i won't, but what about someone else?

>>8629596
check context please. Or read. Idk

>>8629473
At least three people said "but I wasn't using the sheet". If you're going to lie, at least do it in a way that can't be effortlessly searched in the archives.

>>8629639
all the adjustment whining is usually an hour long and it's not even about adjustments at this point

Hi-
This is my last post here, I'm sick & tired of all of you larping as me. If you have any question, ask devchama or post it on the floor. Anything you read here is false if it wasn't posted on the floor.
Stop spamming the floor with porn & gore, this won't help you accomplish anything. In fact, it will likely bog the servers even more, because now everyone is reporting it.
And stop sending hundreds of buy request per second, one is enough.
Spreadsheet Haaton, I've told you many times already to fix your sheet.

I am very tired. I'm going to sleep.
Bye-

>>8629684
if the question and context is dumb you get dumb answers

>>8629689
>nobody has ever lied online to cover their ass, ever, in the history of anything

>>8629722
post this on the floor then

>>8629722
I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

>>8629722
The larper back again?

>>8629722
>buy request
>not "buy requests"
LARPing?

I posted this in the last thread, but autotrader still doesn't seem to be working right. It only does one trade every 5-10s , so the coins at the bottom of the autotrader never get traded. buying manually works fine.

>the larper doesn't know that honk will never post in thread again

>>8629868
traders broken

Hi-
My username is honk, please give me (You)s. I am against the Haatontrader if you don't like it and I'm fine with the Haatontrader if you do like it. Thus, your (You)s will be used to show how much you agree with either of my decisions.

>>8629901
Haatons ruin everything yet again..

>>8629722
>Anything you read here is false if it wasn't posted on the floor.
This post isn't on the floor either.
gr8 b8 m8. stop being a faggot.

>>8629936
Haatontrader hate!

so when are we having a competition who can bog the server the most?

Why use the haatontrader when you can use my trader? It will buy and hold Civia until she is $39,092.24. Think of the gains.

>>8630106
send the download link

>>8630101
We did, Haatons won.

>>8629722
nice try but ms zhonk doesn't formulate her words like this

>>8629730
>Nobody said this!
>Actually multiple people said this.
>They were lying!
ogey

>>8630240
next you're going to tell me all the "honk" LARPers were actually honk too

I'm using the sheet and haven't been muted or received emails about serverbogging from honk

>>8630330
They were. Haven't you read the previous thread? Honk posted on the floor about it.

>>8630387
Stop wasting my fucking time.

>>8629322
>Allow clients to batch up multiple buy/sell requests in 1 api call
I've kinda suggested it back when the server would randomly undo transactions, not sure if it was eventually considered.
Either case it would even benefit zhonkbot since it wouldn't have to send send every transaction as a separate http request.
I'd imagine it would be a separate endpoint that takes in buy/sells as a batch and returns the final wallet once every 10 mins, instead of sending back 1 per transaction via websocket as it does now
But really that's extra work to write in, and depending on how the server is written there might be some major refactoring needed.
>>8629533
Because that particular server is going to end up bombarding the official server.
And at that point i'd reckon it would make more sense for the new dev to just directly implement auto trading server side and cut out the network spam
>>8629591
Post it to the floor, I did, but don't expect replies

>>8630147
but for real? i mean hold a competition where people would try to build the best bogger they can

A month ago everyone was horny-posting about honk, now everyone wants to be honk..
What is wrong with you /nasfaqg/

Hey /nasfaq/, buy (and watch) my GF.

>>8630523
It's over...

>>8630507
>You will /become/ honk

>>8630507
A month ago everyone was gayposting and homosexuality was rampant. Don't tell me you liked it?

>>8630598
Oh nono

>>8630466
>returns the final wallet once every 10 mins
How? Do you imagine it is as a WebSocket endpoint or as regular REST API endpoint?

>>8630616
Everyone became trans honk. I want to go back to the gay old days.
>Hoshiyomi showing their junks
>Horny for honk
>Honk transformation fetish
What's next!? Cannibal watamate?

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DIP!

NO ONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE HONK, EVERYONE WANTS TO KILL HIM

>>8630466
>returns the final wallet once every 10 mins
so you wanna go back to the hybrid realtime system we had with the predicted wallet changes every 10 minutes that EVERYONE hated?
Pass.

>>8630807
Talk for yourself, I definitely want to become ms. honk

I don't understand nothing of what you fag are talking about. Someone wants to erp as little girls?

>>8630840
>so you wanna go back to the hybrid realtime system we had with the predicted wallet changes every 10 minutes that EVERYONE hated?
NTA, but if I understand correctly, no. It's just an endpoint that sends wallet every ten minutes, it doesn't actually update every ten minutes.

I was about to download ms Honk's portrait from one of the older aggies but the server shut down. Are you trying to hide something ms Honk?

>>8630899
You still need to update the wallet to make trades. What if a bunch of your trades were rejected and you kept buying because the server never told you? The server HAS to tell you what's going on or the realtime system falls apart

uhhhhh, shit
I should have sold more en2

>>8631005
xylophone...

>>8630886

>>8630459
>playing this game
>being in this thread
>watching vtubers
>breathing
>"stop wasting my time"

>>8631005
You're below me, blow me.

>>8631005
holyshit i am not 56 anymore. (you) should be alright assuming your mpp isnt terrible

>>8631005
I sold everything, went up 5 positions but I hope I can rebuy enough for divvies

>>8630984
If >>8630466 proposes that that endpoint is a WebSocket endpoint I assumed that he means that the server will acknowledge buy/sell orders on that endpoint but it will also send wallet every ten minutes.

>>8630507
you must become ms zhonk

>>8631060
I went back to zhonkbot because the haatonsheet wasn't working properly for some coins, and then I turned my pc until like 3 hours ago...

>>8631098
10k, fuck me

>>8631173

>>8631005
Kek, how.

>>8630677
Currently buys/sells immediately return a "Success True" message, (as in the server received the request, not the transaction went through)
I'm hoping returning the wallet + cooldowns instead would make it so there's no need to request the wallet after every coin, and encouraging them to batch all their transactions at once would make it easier to just wait 10mins for the next round, hopefully reducing the chances of things going wrong. (really at that point you can write a curl+sleep in shell)
(Obviously its separate from the individual coin trading endpoint)

>>8630840
No. Everyone else can click buy/sell or whatever as usual. The intended effect is for those writing scripts to just make ONE request every 10 minutes, with ONE source of info to reduce the chances of scripts spiralling out of control

>>8630899
Close. Its only sent back after the client makes a request to the batch transactions endpoint and the server processes. Not responsive enough for live applications since the script will block until the response is received, but wer're targeting sheets here

The objective is to reduce the surface area of fuckups happening really.
(I use websockets myself, but from what I understand sheet based traders can't)

Wanna make a contract? Buy some Towa

>containment breachers use the floor instead of the thread
Oh no no no

>>8631285
I honestly don't know
probably the fuckton of rushia and other coins I had that contributed to the general bog

>>8631300

>>8631300
>it's green instead of yellow
Colorblind anon?

>>8631344
both of those people are pretty old to the game. Are you new?

>>8631344
we looked at the wrong twitterfag methinks

>>8631396
yes, but they are still retards.

Heed, it commands, heed my will
Bleed, it says, bleed you will

buy korone

>>8631396
joshyori, the fag that linked the game in his twitter profile isn't new, but the other guy is

how do i make a holocaust bot

>>8629722
I don't want to point this out but this is literally what trips were made for.

>>8631510
Use Haatonsheet and remove every limit to it.
Don't use your real IP or you gonna get banned.
That's what us Haatons do everyday to stop everyone else from buying or selling

>>8631357
NTA, but the "yellow" in that picture isn't any further off than the "pink" is.

>>8630806
>Sana MPP already down $500 bucks and we're not even up $1k
thanks for telling me bro

>>8631504
>another seanig with shit opsec

>got my position stolen again
Don't worry, I already managed to close a 50 coin gap and overtake you once. I'm gonna do it again and you can't stop me

>>8631699
>all that Pomu

>watching EN unironically

>>8631601
>That's what us Haatons do everyday to stop everyone else from buying or selling
I unironically do this sometimes during adjustments after large events with VPN and a fake account except I don't use haaton thing, I made my own multithreaded spammer and I never got banned

>>8631775
https://youtu.be/32qr8wO1mV4?t=227
>avoid obstacle
>aussie instincts kick in
>...
>teabag the fucking obstacle
Sora, I like this one.

>>8631858
Gen 2 don't count, they cute

>>8631908
fair enough, every clip I see of EN1 is cringe

>>8631908
Ame also doesn't count, she is cute

>>8631946
Maybe, but Ame is still a shitcoin

>>8631858
I'm going to fuck space

>>8631980
I don't care, I love her

>>8631858
I want to fuck the clock.

>Haato is a crazy Australian girl.
>Australian shitpost everywhere
>Haatons shitpost everywhere
>Haatons are insane.
That makes so much sense..

>>8632033
post clock

>>8632046

>>8632078

>>8631775
>unironically being jpbronny

>>8632078
wow that's a pretty nice clock, i've never seen one that big. Mind if i touch it?

why cant I buy haato
zhonkbot isnt working
the haatonsheet is fucking broken
I can't even buy the damn coin manually

Watch her tomorrow. It was supposed to be a stream for tonight, but it got rescheduled for tomorrow.

>>8631779
Does anyone else do this?

>>8632167
Yes

>>8632167
who doesn't?

>>8632157
Why is her comfy hoodie model the sexiest one?

>>8631159
Not a websocket endpoint, if we're trying to make sheets not run out of control, the solution would have to be something the sheets can easily implement.
>>8630984
You're still free to call the regular getuserinfo endpoint to fetch your wallet before you make your decision, just fetch it once, decide the actions you want to take, pack it all into a lis, send it as a batch and receive the result in 1 http request
Of course you can follow up on the response, but I think basic traders will just wait 10 minutes at this point.

Side note:
Right now even if I fetch the wallet once, every coin I have to trade has to individually be sent as a separate http req, with 1 websocket acknowledgement and confirmation.
The only optimization is to reuse the same http session, and I'm unsure if sheets do that.
The main problem is still scripts going wrong and spiralling out of control though. Hence my suggestion to run one function every 10mins, less ways to screw that up without having to track every coin individually.
Not intending to sound disparaging, but its essentially a separate simplified api so its easier to write scripts/sheets that don't fuck up.

>>8632128
>unironically using an animu parody with a Japanese caption to shit on JP fans

For me, is
Black dress > Shirt > Hoodie > Maid > Date (no cardigan) > Date (with cardigan).

>>8631980
>a shitcoin has one of the most competitive oshiboard in the game
Kek

>>8631504
>joshyori
This guy doesn't have much opsec, either.
>Only plays DOTA2 and Terraria (only 12h then reviewed it)
>Youtube channel is a clip channel that only has 8 clips, all "Gremlin" moments, that stopped a month ago.
Bro, if you're here, change some usernames around. You're really easy to find on google.

Towa is a whore

>>8632270
>unironically using a strawmen in a waifu dispute on an indonesian slave trading forum

>search sakura matou
im everywhere holy shit don’t hurt me

>>8631344
>some people plays the game
>some people actually uses an ingame function
>BAD
But honestly, I rather prefer them to use the floor than to use the thread

>>8632153
Stop trying and wait 10 minutes
That particular coin for you is locked, the server won't respond to actions on it.
Most likely due to a reversal on your previous haato transaction.
I've already reported this issue to the floor, in the meantime there's nothing to do but wait.

>>8632883
Don't worry, you're safe. You have like 8 people falseflagging as you.

>>8632780
towa? more like towhore

>>8633066
i type like a lot of people here and i do not post towa unless its her thread, i doubt there are such people.

>>8633205
I will have your head for sullying my comrades name

>>8633402
watamelon? more like watamolester

>>8633402
towa? more like twococks

>>8633264
It's a joke about how many Sakurafaces there are.

>>8633464
>>8633471
Your life is forfeit

>>8633205
>>8633471

>>8633205
>>8633471

Remember to buy the rushi dip...
Mrs honk i need more rushi dips, dont want to rely on haaton-5...

>>8633528
i only care about 2. my bad. im retarded

>>8627657
no that's me

>>8633785
>TF2 Soldier made it into one of these
>that smug Baelz on the left
>all that red
My fucking sides.
Buy more Sankisei.

well that was a shock to come home from work to considering its my first week doing this and i know nothing about it.

at least im at 30% divs? WHJUG

>>8634692
>he hasnt been buying
Ngmi

>>8633608

>>8633785
Holy shit that's a lot of (You)s

>>8635349

>>8636580

>>8633785
I MISSED THOSE!

https://twitter.com/amsrntk3/status/1404748221985873921
can't wait for my new shitcoin IPO

>>8637464
So can I get my Natoricoins now?

>>8627587
i would if the fucking auto trader worked

STOP, anon, did you pay your taxes in the taxes tab?
let me see here...

>>8633608
>>8635349
>>8636580
>>8636767
>>8637552
Just how bad is my day that "huh, I wonder if that GIF would make for a good soundpost" becomes "TIME TO WATCH ALL THE RAIMI SPIDER-MAN MOVIES AGAIN!"

Kiara is cooking a lasagna and she keeps slipping out of the debuff voice and it's kinda hot.

>>8638263
Maybe if she dropped the fucking chicken voice for good she'd have more viewers. Can't repeat it often enough.

>>8638263
The fuck is she doing? The fuck you need to boil for lasagna?

>>8638415
She's making the sauce. She probably means "simmer". Either that or she's using noodles you have to par-boil before you assmble.

>>8638263
Hope she plays garfield kart furious racing sometime soon.

>>8638415
>>8638500
Does that answer your question

>>8638263
wtf, I think I like the chicken now
>>8638570
kek

Holy shit, how hard is it to make lasagna? Just fry your onions, celery and carrots. Brown the meat. Add salt, spices, oregano. Add tomato sauce and canned tomatoes. Let it simmer. There done.

>>8638706
I'm gonna fucking strangle you

Either the OBS auto-gain is heavily compensating for the absolute silence that simmer must be compared to her voice, or that "simmer" looks like Vesuvius right now.
>she doesn't know who Paula Deen is...

>>8638706
She's making the sauces from scratch.
Otherwise you're correct.
>Doesn't know who Paula Deen is
Is Butter Woman not a meme outside of burgerland?

As an Italian is it a very difficult art to make a good Lasagna, an Austrian could never manage it. It was foolish of her to try.

Mikofag don't look!
>she doesn't know what a fucking tablespoon is
ABAYO Kiara's kitchen

>>8638769

>>8638854
>Butter isn't melting as soon as it hits the pan
Did...did she not heat up the pan first?

>a tablespoon that's like a mountain, or one that's like a cutting board
IT'S CALLED A HEAPING TABLESPOON
>EN was a mistake
>>8638976
I had no idea she was this retarded. This is fun. She should be stupid more often.

>>8638993
It's extra silly because she called Haachama out for the same thing when she was a guest on Haachama Cooking.
Also EUs don't know what tablespoons are pls undastand.

>there are people in this very thread who didn't believe Kiara was a fuck-up retard
What, did you think the antis were unfounded?

>>8639048
>Also EUs don't know what tablespoons are pls undastand.
Bro? You don't have these?

Are butter sticks not pre-measured for tablespoons in EU?
>>8639071
This is a different sort of panicked "holy shit I'm in over my head" form of retardation than normal. She's normally much more confident with her retardation.

>>8638805
Share your grandma recipe and I'll share mine

>[flour dust]
>IT'S SNOWING
>[pots clattering]
>SIMMERING INTENSIFIES
>>8639048
I'm about to revive this to ARS akasupa and tell her to give us a damn kitchen-cam feed of her abject retardation like Haato does

>>8639291
tell her to add chicken tupac

>If I mess this up, I'm useless; you can throw ME in the trash, honestly.
kek

>>8639354
Careful, we have Italians in this thread.

>>8639400
Yeah me, now do it tupac

moshi moshi, zhonkchama?
i need you to allow me to buy 10 shares on click, i am trying to bankrupt myself on my oshi, but my electricity bill is bigger than my addiction to vcunny
this is not a request, this is a threat, if you do not comply, i will be forced to cry before my monitor
pls andastand

>>8639354
Blasphemy. Fatty, ground red meat is the only meat that belongs in lasagna.
>>8639438
I think I have to turn honkbot off if I'm suddenly in Argentina. I also won't be able to post in the thread until I'm back.
>>8639459
>but my electricity bill
Stop. If your computer uses more than 50W at the wall running honkbot you're doing something terribly wrong.

>>8639277
My Nonna took her recipe to the grave, she never shared it with anyone not even her own daughter.

>Kiara thread
See you next thread

>>8639400
Kiara belongs in the trash honestly.

SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>8639496
Tua nonna non aveva un libretto dove teneva scritte tutte le sue ricette?

>>8639535
Go and don't come back

>>8639535
Chill, many anons jumped off from the HoloLive HQ building because today's EN2 adjustments.

>>8639459
Use the haaton sheet.

>>8639535
There's nobody else on right now other than Minecraft, and I'm caught up on VODs.

>>8639664
No, she kept them all in her head because she didn't want anyone else learning them.
You know how it is, stubborn women. Still loved her.

>besciamella first
God I hate kiara even more

Candlestick graph option when?

Where is the cottage cheese you dumb bird?

>>8640443
>Cottage cheese
American "cooking" is not real

>>8639438
...Capital One restricted my account. Am now on the phone.

>>8640443
>cottage cheese
I hate burgers

>>8640582

honk if I bog the server blame the spreadsheet and me for using it

Should i keep buying the drip?

>>8640641
She turned the kitchen-cam on already. I was too late bros.

>>8640478
>>8640599
Huh? Cottage cheese is a American thing?

>>8640582
Don't worry man, her lasagna is shit and everytime she speaks italian I want to kill myself

>>8640758
Yes. Typically you use ricotta or bechamel sauce. Or both if you just want to clog your arteries.

>>8640944
Bechamel is shit

>>8641037
>Milk, butter, cheese.
>Melted together and thickened
>Bad
Try getting some fucking taste.

The card works, now I have no idea what to say.

>>8641248
Ricotta is better.
How about you get some taste you nigger

>>8640944
>Ricotta cheese is 3 times higher in fat compared to cottage cheese. Moreover, 100 grams of ricotta cheese contains 51 grams of cholesterol, while 100 grams of cottage cheese contains only 17 grams. Furthermore, ricotta cheese possesses around 4.84 times more saturated fats compared to cottage cheese.
Looks like Ricotta is the fatty choice

>>8638706
Can't say I've ever heard of somebody trying to make Shepherd's Pie with Tomato Sauce instead of Potatoes but okay.

my ISP fucking turned off my Internet connection for 2 fucking hours. Thats fucking it, I'm using the haaton sheet

>>8641517
Yeah, but you can get it premade in a container that's ready to go, so it heavily reduces prep time compared to beschamel and more traditional compared to cottage cheese.

>>8641517
>eating 100 grams of ricotta
Only fatties do that

fat free cottage cheese tastes better than fat free ricotta

>>8642070
>fat free ricotta
kys, unironically

>>8642172
stay fat

>>8631497
This song slaps I'll buy more korone

>>8642070
>fat free cheese
>period
Why even eat it at that point?

>>8642385
Cus it is high in protein and low in carbs?

>>8642542
>carbs
Stay fat. The fat in regular cheese will keep you feeling full longer, and it doesn't have any more carbs in it either.

>>8642240

>>8642643
stay fat and weak. Cottage cheese literally does all that and is low in carbs and high in protein.

>>8642542
If you need to eat low-calorie alternatives just to not get fat, you have an appetite problem, not just a diet problem.

>>8642900
I was never arguing against cottage cheese, that was someone else. Eat it on the regular. But I still get the regular kind, not low-fat BS. Cottage cheese is already way lower in sat fat than other cheeses.

mfw low fat cottage cheese is 1,5g fat and I have been eating the 5g one all this time

>>8643123
NTA but I can't stand soft cheeses like cottage and ricotta. Any suggestions to make it more bearable or do I just have to stop being a pussy and grow up?

>>8643393
Keep eating the 5g one. Low-fat cottage tastes like mushy milky water.
>>8643459
Taste is subjective Anon, and texture is a big part of enjoying food. If you don't like it, you don't like it. Simple as. I like to eat it on some really crispy wheat toast or in a pita with some lean meat. Hits the spot.

Great, now we're /nasfack/

bless us ms honk for this aggie
for which we receive leotard Kronii
for thine phallus, through timesex, our lord
amen

>>8644673
>My titty mole was removed
wow, aggiefags sure are a bunch of faggots.

>>8644770
>calling zhonk a faggot
wow how rude

>>8644673
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

>>8645257
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKUSU

I will never trust IPOs again

I will always buy new IPOs from now

I will always buy IPOs that I refuse to trust.

>>8645653
I refuse to trust PEOPLE

I want to have sex with IPOs
>captcha: NIGGYP

Don't forget that Mikoler already made a new OP. Please use that if you're making a new thread.

Literally who?

>>8646546
im baking the new OP. wait for a moment

>>8646591
>Being new

>>8646546
I have it saved.

How's the div day grand sale anons? did you buy all the dips?

Who posted this new thread, we're still on page 9...
>>8646872

>>8646872
>>8646872
>>8646872
NEW BREAD
you're supposed to fucking tell us when you make a new one. and you're supposed to wait until we hit Page 10

ABAYO I GUESS.

>>8647283
>ABAYO
WE'RE ON PAGE 9

>Early bread
>Didn't announce that they were making it
>Didn't announce that it was completed
>Didn't even make the thread right
Fuck off back to /vg/ and never return.

>>8647236
>page 9

>Genera
I'm really thinking of making a better thread without the typo. Is it worth it?

>>8647731
No, we don't want to attract jannies

>>8647678
I wasn't the OP, I was trying to do their job for them. Damage control, as it were.
>>8647731
Don't, we don't need any jannie attention for having three threads for the second day in a row.

>>8647773
>>8647775
Alright. Guess we'll stick to the shitty thread. Let's not let this shit happen again.

At the very least keep posting here until Page 10. Jannies might just prune the new thread and somebody can do it right next time.

>>8647888
>888

Hey, at least I will be sleeping and will miss out the new thread entirely

Lets brainstorm some ideas for the nasfaq adboard then? what are the shitposts that we have?

>>8648020
What do you mean adboard? For divegrass?

>>8648020
I posted like a dozen different ad spot ideas and was promptly ignored.
I could probably come up with more, though.

>>8648020
Nineteenth Hour, post wallet, $ROPE, that watamelon CD while putting /nasfag/ on it and says "Post dick"

>>8648020
Dicks, dicks, dicks dicks, dicks dicks, dicks dicks, dicks dicks, dicks dicks, dicks and dicks. Wait did I mention dicks?

>>8648055
Yes.
>>8648107
I dont know how to ps properly so i can only give ideas to help out
>mikofag never buy kiara
thats funny
>haaton 5 supremacy
>ms honk wild ride

>>8648181
I still thing the player company logos are a good fit for those, or jersey sponsors

>>8648107
Don't worry, OP will probably use those if there's enough spots

>>8648020
Just slap /nasfaqg/ on this and you've already got half our thread culture.