/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thoughts?

Why does Neuro like Numi so much? She probably mentions her more than any other streamer other than Vedal.

>>86379867

>>86378103
nigga all the thoughts were in last thread, why are you already trying to threadshit on a newly baked bread

>>86379918
She wants to mindbreak her

>>86379867
>>86380001
I don’t see timestamps yet

>>86380009
chills...

>>86379867
Why does Anny want to fuck a boy 10 years younger that her

>>86379867
Why are you posting this again, retard?

>>86380017
tbf numi is a mindbreakable girl, isn't she?

>>86380075
Isn't that like... Every cougar's dream?

No shot /swarm/ is the worst general on vt when /#/ exists.

Why won't Vedal/Pb choose songs that aren't Japanese or English for karaoke.

heart

>>86380221
We've had Chinese songs.

>>86379918
Fun to pick on, probably. Numi is the one vtuber who will never tap-out or cry mercy, she just eats the abuse.

>>86380221
terminal weebness

he's still in chat

>>86379867
Are you looking for handholding on how to interact with females or what are you asking for? Vedal knows exactly what he is doing here.

>>86379867
imposed paternity ploy

Vedal should pay homage to his german heritage by making Neuro cover this song by german experimental band, CAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my8T7hB992k

>>86379918
She also wants a tummy rub

>>86379867
whore should be grateful for every day that vedal hasn't ghosted her

>>86379867
Vedal wants to go to Japan but he knows that Anny would want him to visit her if did go and he might not want to deal with her. He would also have to travel from the place where he was going to ski and Anny's place.

Total Cerber Death
Kill Cerber. Behead Cerber. Roundhouse kick Cerber into the concrete. Slam dunk Cerber into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Cerber. Defecate in Cerber's food. Launch Cerber into the sun. Stir fry Cerber in a wok. Toss Cerber into active volcanoes. Urinate into Cerber's gas tank. Judo throw Cerber into a wood chipper. Twist Cerber's heads off. Report Cerber to the IRS. Karate chop Cerber in half. Curb stomp Cerber. Trap Cerber in quicksand. Crush Cerber in the trash compactor. Liquefy Cerber in a vat of acid. Eat Cerber. Dissect Cerber. Exterminate Cerber in the gas chamber. Stomp Cerber's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Cerber in the oven. Lobotomize Cerber. Mandatory vasectomies for Cerber. Grind Cerber in the garbage disposal. Drown Cerber in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Cerber with a ray gun. Kick old Cerber down the stairs. Feed Cerber to alligators. Slice Cerber with a katana.

gooba would never say this

I don't like Gawr Gura at all.

>numi put alcoholics and intellectuals in S tier
He's in

>>86381069
the rape parties were real
toma did say he had a nice physique

Does skiing make you fit? Maybe this is Vedal's secret to acquiring a dorito shaped body

>>86381227
I doubt many ski enough for it to affect their fitness.

>>86381227
I think he just has good genetics

>>86381385
English peasant farmer genetics

The only thing I have to live for right now is the upcoming Mini collab.

>>86381586
*northern European Hanseatic mercantilism genotype

>>86380901
i've done the math and determined this is the 11th most neuro related post currently itt
i didn't graduate high school but i think that puts you in the 68th percentile which is a passing grade, congrats

I think this is a song vedal would do well with
https://youtu.be/LLlytsgLcr4

>>86380901
senzawa comeback when

>>86380827
If Vedal goes to Japan, she might try to sit on him. His brittle british bones can't withstand her roundsteak.

>>86382262
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SQUEAL PIGGY SQUEAL

>>86380827
Vedal also said that “wasn’t the only reason he wanted to go to Japan”.
Take that for what you will.

>>86382923
He wants to get smacked by a muscle girl at that one bar

>>86381069
He's in, yet doesn't want to be. Why do you think he's making AI's?

>>86383022
He can already get that from Toma.

>>86383296
*He already got that from Toma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jcSOah0Ql4

>>86384313
>men are so fucking weird
SEZ U

Neuro Samantha Vedal
Evilyn Vedal
Vedal Nineeightseven

>>86384313
Vedal has to be just trolling her at this point

>>86384580
>newfag doesn't even know vedal's name

>>86380431
I hate this turtle so much

>>86384835
Based

The spammer screeches into the air as everyone has long since accustomed to filtering his posts mentally

>>86387047
Not you, though.

>>86382262

>>86385051
Jack David Vedal

Tried to watch some clips from the Lucy collab, and it just didn't feel right. She seems like someone who would be canceled on Twitter in 6-12 months due to inappropriate behavior with roommate/editor/husband

All the negative posts here about the Lucy collab just tells me the majority of people here have not interacted with a real woman

>>86380075
Vedal is 6 years younger than her. Anny is 26.

>>86389178
Still less than the age difference between Connor and Ironmouse

>>86389178
>Anny is 26.
you mean 36

>>86389178
>26
dyrbi?

>>86389178
She was 27 last year if I remember correctly.

>>86382262
If only giant asses were so smooth irl
Unfortunately they end up looking like Anny's roommate's

>>86389858
she was 25 last year

>>86389993
Nah, she was at least 26 last year.

Anny’s ass honestly doesn’t look that bad

>>86379861
Cute (rape).

>>86390478
>>86389993
>>86389376
>>86389178
She turned 27 on June 4th.

Technically she was both 25 and 26 last year depending on the time you checked.

>>86379867
I'm impressed at how much of an impact switching therapists had on Anny. In like a week she went from breaking down crying on stream to her usual 2023 streams and ship baiting with Vedal.

Anyway about the image. At this point I'm thinking Vedal is putting off visiting Japan because he thinks he will fall down the relationship rabbit hole with Anny.
The reality is that single attractive Men and Women cannot just be friends, our species is not wired for it. Either the man, woman or both will develop feelings for the other.
Vedal already is sex on legs with his dorito shaped body, if he's not lying about his height then Anny will /ss/ him the moment he steps foot on Nippon.

An online friendship is enough of a separation to reliably stop one party developing feelings for the other.
But if Vedal visits Japan and spends a week with Anny then that's a different thing entirely. Vedal has normalfag friends and is socialised enough to be aware of this dynamic.
I'm not saying if Vedal visits Anny is japan that he's going to mating press nakadashi her the entire time but it *could* happen.

It's also why I don't think he would go visit Filian/Camila or whoever else 1 on 1. Meeting up at a Con is a different thing entirely.

I think that if Anny continues to ask him like this then Vedal will eventually cave because he's a good guy and will start feeling guilty as currently he's one of Anny's only friends.
Anny might be more into it that we realise, especially with her Ukrainian friend that visited recently literally shipping them and encouraging Anny.

>>86390851
Six years and one day younger than me.

>>86391095
I feel you anon

>>86390947
>especially with her Ukrainian friend that visited recently literally shipping them and encouraging Anny.
wat

Burnt melba is actually terrible.

>>86390947
>The reality is that single attractive Men and Women cannot just be friends, our species is not wired for it. Either the man, woman or both will develop feelings for the other.
you sound like someone who hasn't left their lonesome rock cave in years, bud

>>86391429
And you sound like you're not old enough to legally buy alcohol in America.
This is how the world works young anon.
>But
Nope.

I'll repeat this part here in the case that you stopped reading my post and replied after seeing that line.
>An online friendship is enough of a separation to reliably stop one party developing feelings for the other.
Online friendship is different.

>>86391429
except hes right retard

>>86391429
Woman detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA

Lemme make a guess. your right boob is slightly bigger than your left?
Don't tell me it's the other way around, surely I got it right.

>>86390947
>The reality is that single attractive Men and Women cannot just be friends
It's a good thing then that Anny isn't attractive

>>86391896
That's, just, like, your opinion man.

neuro butt?

>>86391429
Get your testosterone or estrogen checked if you genuinely believe this

>>86392192
now do a side by side with pb

>>86391778
>>86391812
>>86391883
>>86392317
>
holy shit
i didn't know i was in dumbass central, maybe reddit central?
next thing i know you guys are probably gonig to start spouting some bullshit about cheating in relationship statistics and all that nonsense kek
here's my advise to you absolute buffoons;
touch some grass
go walk around outside for a bit
find some friends
socialize with them
then you'll realize how absolutely wrong you are

>>86392937
Yeah, this is a woman.

>>86392937
all me

>>86392937
Let me guess, your girl told you that he is just a friend?

>>86392937(me)
it's absolutely stunning to see so many adults believe that every relationship with a single man and woman will always eventually end up in romance
like, stop using those fantasy romance stories as a basis for reality
go get an actual life outside instead of just listening to whatever bullshit you listen and read in the online space; especially in this here mongolian basket weaving forum

>>86392937
the absolute state of you

>>86393216
anon, you're trying to reason with jobless basement dwellers

>>86391896
Anny would be cute if she lost the weight and fixed her teeth.

>>86392937
>>86393216
>>86393534
Woman or orbiting friendzone simp holding out hope, no in-between.

>>86393573
Teeth? I thought she was Ukrainian, not bong.

>>86393534
yeah you're right
at this point what else was i expecting from these delusional people
let's all just go back to talking about neuro and evil instead of this bullshit arguing
let's all just agree to disagree and move on like adults; that means no more acting like a manchild for all of you, okay?

idk why you guys are arguing about anny when pb is most likely vedal's girlfriend using that logic

i think the joke is he's trying to garner social capital with the nonexistent women here

>>86393846
why are you having a conversation with yourself lmao

>>86393901
Yeah by that logic many fathers and their daughters would be fucking right now because, y'know, a lot of fathers bother with trying to form a friendship with their daughters.
Same thing goes with practically fossil old men and young women.
I mean, there are many cases of that, but what if it's just a mentor-student relationship?
See how quick and easy your arguments fall down when it comes to relationships like that?

>>86394159(me)
by you I mean as in the rest of the people /here/ talking about single men and single women friendships eventually develop into a romantic/sexual relationship

>>86393789
she said something about having really bad dental health and it causing her a ton of pain

>>86394159
Extended woman moment.

>>86394159
just keeps going

>>86394312
I thought it was her wisdom teeth that needs removing.

I just want them to meet irl

>cave dwelling retards vs friendzoned cucks
oh boy i wonder who's going to win this shitthrowing fight

>>86394604
oh but you don't understnad, anon!
if they meet they will immediately start fucking like rabbits!
even though they literally JUST met irl, they'll do that!
that's just how the world works!
no instances of that ever-changing!
yyyyyyyyup!
single men and single women who become friends will ALWAYS eventually become a couple!

>>86394159
neuro x vedal is the true endgame

>>86393901
By the logic pb is probably already in a relationship or her and Vedal were once in one and it didn't work out.

nururin~

>>86394604
then she can get off her lazy ass and go to twitchcon like the rest of these sluts or is she worried about being mogged by toma?

this general is almost as womanbrained as the niji general at this point

>>86394807
Control yourself femanon. Having a meltie does not = you win. This isn't twitter.

>>86394855
>implying vedal and pb aren't still in a relationship

>>86394878
Best post in the last hour.

>>86394807
This is actually Anny.

>>86394916
>not incel take = womanbrained
btw don't reply to me

>>86394878
Worst post in the last hour.

>>86395050
*rapes you*

>Accepting the fact that single women and men can have friendships WITHOUT them fucking is being womanbrained or being a cuck
the absolute state....

>>86395085
Worst post in the last hour.

>>86395090
*cums*
I hate you...

>>86395090
femanon btfo

I felt like the diagnosis that Neuro got was a little underwhelming. If you watch Neuro enough you get the idea of her personality pretty well. Maybe it should have been about her trying to better herself or something.

>>86394159
You forgot the
>attractive
Part of my op post. Guess what? Pedophilia most often occurs within the family, the most common is not strangers picking up kids from the street.
Oh look, a pedophile father finds his daughter attractive and developed feelings for her.

Exactly as I described.

This is not new info, that other anon posted a relevant video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_lh5fR4DMA
Dude walks about a Utah university and asks men and women "Can men and women can be just friends"
Most men said no with a few saying yes.
Literally every woman said yes.

Stop being delusional and face reality.

>>86395090
>>86395329
curing female hysteria with this one simple trick

>>86395460
>Utah
I have no comment about the other stuff but people from Utah aren't exactly normal.

>mfw this thread

fillyPosters were better

>>86395687
Evil rape.

>>86395639
I'm not American so I don't understand American state memes but people are people.

>>86395702
t. flipfag

>>86395687
Evil would greatly enjoy this thread.

I personally am very interested to see what Vedal is going to say this dev stream.

>>86395854
I always look forward to Dev streams but I'll be sincerely surprised if he has anything to show off tomorrow.

>>86395854
>I have the twitchcon badge on my profile because I bought a ticket, but I never actually attended.

So how is the dumb turtle going to fix the absolute state Neuro was in this stream?

>>86395854
nothing he's going to go live and sit there staring blankly while neuro rambles for 3 hours then auto raids someone

>>86391411
>>86054887

>>86395854
Same shit as every time he breaks something.

>>86395854
>>86395946
Yeah probably not much, he's been busy with other shit not related to Neuro.

Vedal x Anny's friend

>>86396006
Apparently he fixed it live, he posted about it on Discord during the stream and she stopped crashing after that. He claims it's a different bug that what was going on with the Twin Pirate stream.

>>86396054
Kino if true.

>>86392937
Unironically, it was becasuse I stepped outside for and walked on grass for a couple of years I agreed with >>86390947

Unless those (loyal) girls / boys are in a relationship (and they are not completely autistic / shit looking), something almost always goes down.

It's also why I advocate to trying to get into an outgoing friends group when you are single; it's the second easiest way to get laid.

Any reason why Vedal is constantly watching streams? Can't imagine he got that much closer to everyone he went to twitchcon with in three days but who knows?

>>86396465
he's recharging his social battery by isolating himself at home and doing personal things.

>>86396465
Background noise while working, I'd guess

>>86396615
>working
goodone

>>86396615
I guess it's why you'll never see him in Filian's chat

>>86396615
Working while listening to VTubers must decrease IQ by 20 points.

for any female swarmanons here if you post a catbox link with your tits with timestamps, I will defend anything you say no matter how retarded the take is

watching honey's stream out of boredom and she has a cute new outfit

>>86395460
>Stop being delusional and face reality.
sez u kek

>>86397323
he's in all streams

>>86395460
I'm hearing a lot of talk but no evidence to back any of it up kek
>>86396394
>something almost always goes down
IDK about you anon, but where I'm from relationships aren't so easily formed just like that.
I think it's this type of stuff is moreso affected by what place is being used as a basis
Progressive nations? Yup. Lotsa casual sex.
Traditional nations? Nope. You're gonna get married to one person for the rest of your life and that is final.

>>86397492
>Can't even make an attempt at a counter arguement
Classic woman moment.

>>86397883
at this point I think he has chatterino opened that's why it looks like he's in every stream

hello /swarm/ do you know of any male pornstars with a similar build as vedal? bonus points if they dress up as a turtle

>>86397949
>img
that's literally you and the other retards here
can't help but bring up sex or some 'developing romance' when you spot a man and a woman just chilling and being friends
the absolute hypocricy and ignorance kek

Just a personal anecdote, but i had had sex with roughly 70% of all the female friends I’ve ever had.

>>86398104
what happened with the 30%

>>86397883
I hope this anon right >>86396615 and he's putting in a lot of work to have something presentable for the dev stream

>>86379867
Vedal will never come to jp and impregnate her. Vedal has plenty of time but Anny's time is running out

>>86395106
they are tatetards just ignore them.

Vedal x Ladev is the best ship

>>86398201
I raped them.

>>86379918
Hiyori likes Camila, and Numi is the closest to her, personality wise

>>86398390
slav women keep breeding in their late 40s anny has plenty of time

>>86397197
In the age of the troon, you need a pic of the cervix to be certain.

>>86380075
When you become as old as her you'll understand

>>86398594
You know, that really explains the state of Ukraine and Russia.

>haha women and men sex if single!11!
>*gets presented with a reality check*
>g-guh!?!! d-damn you!!1! just you wait, bitch!1!1 once i get the right words and find my saved image your life is over!!1!!!
that's how most of you act like when your ridiculous beliefs get faced with the reality of the situation

>>86380221
She did sing ukrainian song

>>86398042
nope, he's only present at exactly one stream at a time and you can clearly see him leave/arrive

>>86397930
>evidence
What form of evidence would you accept for this sort of discussion?

>>86398097
>bring up sex
Shit posting between 2 online fictional identities. Is it true that women cannot separate reality and fiction? Would explain a lot of their opinions.
>'developing romance' when you spot a man and a woman just chilling and being friends
More shitposting about online relationship, irl relationship however? Yes it is a developing romance.

Going back to my original post yet again, why do women have such selective memories.
>An online friendship is enough of a separation to reliably stop one party developing feelings for the other.

>>86395955
I fucking hate this green nigger

>>86389178
26 last year, 27 now

>>86397930
I am from the U.S. which is probably why I have those views.

>>86398891
you don't mean that

Anyways, dev stream tomorrow, am I right?

>>86397930
In no traditional country on the planet would post puberty single healthy and attractive people of the opposite sex be trusted to spend extended periods of time together in person without developing romantic feelings for each other. Stop larping.

Neuro iteration +18

>>86398832
>why do women have such selective memories
KEK
please tell me you're joking
you're being way more hypocritical than i thought of right now
fucking 'selective memories'?
dude, you're acting exactly like i said before more so with that dumbass img of yours kek
whatever
i'll stop now so you don't die from an aneurysm because i don't conform with your delusions
go and boast about your 'victory' to your neckbeard clique in some groomcord or whatever
besides, it's not me that's slowly dying due to obesity and negligence and the refusal to go outside; it's you

sex. Perhaps even rape. (of nur)

you think vedal let camila ride it?

>>86399592
>>86398427

>>86399652

actual incels in this thread that think women can't be trusted to be with men if they're both single without spreading their legs
jesus christ the state of this general

>women

>>86399817

>>86391429
Low test response

Sex with landmine Neuro.

>>86400955
she has soulless eyes
i don't like that

>>86399692
Maybe that's why he's shaped like a dorito. He was a rectangle before he let Camila get on top

>>86399980
go rub one out or something woman youre absolutely hysterical right now

>>86393901
Why talk about pb when u know jack shit about her?

Camila definitely got some after buying Vedal alcohol

>>86401162
>go rub one out or something woman youre absolutely hysterical right now
i could say the same thing about you, tatetard
maybe if you got actually started showering then you'd have the possibility of women being willing to take a chance with you

>>86394159
Damn, the woman melt down to menhera pretty quickly

>>86394357
>>86394395
>>86395460
>>86401440
>samefagging this hard
we get it, idiot
you're an incel
no need to loudly proclaim it as if it were something to be proud about

Marriage with cutesy Evil.

>>86401425
i think you need to... have sex

.

>>86394604
Either they'll hook up or Vedal'll remove Anny from the neuro family if that happen

>>86401633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtEKCqmvU4
me rn

>>86401109
please no I had just forgotten what it looked like

>>86401109
holy kek

>>86394980
Ppl forgot cabbage exist

>>86401109
our very own nicocado

>>86402149
the man who was keked to death

>>86402149
Vedal used pb to lead Cabbage on until he was no longer useful to them and ditched him. Absolute lad

>>86395460
>In early age of the internet, people banned **** content cuz they saw father ****** their *** for attention

https://youtu.be/9Ig_n0dMzPI?feature=shared&t=1043
>crush

>>86398594
The agony in their 30s with baby fever isn't easy to deal with. Some said they have given up but they end up cry on the phone about it to their friends

>>86402713
pedo, fucked, nur?

>>86394159
>what if it's just a mentor-student relationship
There are so many movies about college profs fucking the students and news about school teachers banging their boys for a reason.

>>86401035
Here you go anon, my shitty attempt to make it more sovlful.

>hes still going

>>86399352
In JP they have a saying like "those refuse to accept a delicious woman before him aren't men"

>>86403562
They will never listen, the 30's baby rabies and race to reproduce before time runs out is real.

>>86399980
Show ur hymen to prove it

>>86403795
I wonder if the incel sperg is new or a regular

>>86400955
She has flat tits. I like that

>>86404017
hell, just look at how layna was acting last year versus recently
shes gotten hit hard by baby rabies once she got her bf

>>86404196
Many such cases

>>86403346
I know we joke about vtubers crushing over Vedal, but Honey is the one that I could actually believe. Talented artist at least

>>86399116
that damn smile

>>86403716
Fixing Neuro's cataracts.

>>86402149
>Ppl forgot cabbage exist
Good

>>86401601
Men don't have to be pretentious here. Don't confuse men with boys. It's normal for men to think with their penises. Women who understand this become popular, and who don't become salty jerks

>>86401601
Oh no no no

>>86401622
Look good enough to be new costume

>>86404968
>It's normal for men to think with their penises
It's not, Anon. We tend to call those men "simps."

tum?

>>86405099
Agreed. I would love to see Evil in this outfit.

And marry her like >>86401622 said

>>86405015
I too can use 4chanx

>>86404447
she's probably the only one out of the vedalverse to be confirmed to have at least a celebrity crush on the guy.

>>86405015
I was the second post, high five bro.

>>86404757
thanks Anon, I suck ass with using pen to make it more pop-outish and default to airbrush 9 times out of 10.

>>86405175
tum!

>>86405425
wait, this isnt a bad ai art.
What did you use? (I am assuming SD?)

>>86405307
Up top buddy.
It's rare to see a woman actually have a meltdown in these threads, this is fun.

worst thread in weeks

>incels congratulating themselves for a "victory" of some sort
actual 0 self awareness, you faggots should go back to your containment board and stop shitting up the nur thread

>>86405520
It's an Ixy (https://x.com/Ixy)) lora iirc

>>86401109
Is Anny's ass really that fat? I haven't visited this threads in a while

Feel like the Lucy collab was just okay, didn't hate it but feel like got a bit repetitive and stale after a while. The Anny bit and schizo Lucy stuff was great though, amazing intro

Best >>86405299
thread in weeks

>>86405730
it was the worst collab in weeks, so it makes sense.

>>86405299
She was a discord mod or something before, right? It makes sense that the mods or fans are the ones that might get that way, compared to his peers

>>86405792
Go crawl back to a03 and rub one out to Bakugo getting raped

>>86405834
It's plapjak-tier.

>>86405792
post your clitoris

>>86405837
Neuro crashing thrice killed the momentum too often.
just as it was about to get interesting, neuro got reset to nothing

>>86405901
retard

>>86405916
NTA but it was pretty bad, stopped watching after 30 minutes, gonna wait for Kraul/someone else to clip it.

>>86405834
It’s actually a little more fatter than that

>>86405152
Wrong interpretation. If that thing/creature/person make their pp react, they'll tap that given the chance.
Simps are those who lack skills to attract women so they rely on cash

Why is this thread so off topic today?

>>86406166
>today

>>86406166
incels fighting a woman boogeyman

>>86405814
interesting, bookmarked. thanks anon!

>>86392192
>see cropped boobs
>"wow this is attractive"

>>86406049
I guess that's what it is, but to be fair, she's been reset in other streams before and still had a fun stream. Like the pirate stream was absolute chaos, but was so funny and I'd still rewatch it.

>>86406300
clitoris now

ok, maybe /swarm/ really is the worst general on vt holy shit kek

>>86406446
Lucy obviously tried to build up on previous questions and answers, so neuro getting reset fucked that completely.

I’d rather have a seething woman here than incels.

Just for fun, how bad is it if two vtubers actually dated and it went well? I know Layna is sort of that, but the two of them are more normal and chill. Do they just hide it or has there been people who just send kisses goodnight etc and the chat's fine with it?

>>86406639
>speaking about yourself in the third person

>>86406325
Yes. Anny is attractive

>>86406704
nta, but just because you cant think with your brain instead of your dick and you think women exist to breed with you, doesnt make them a woman
i know thats hard to believe

neurunny desu

>>86406725

Cute couple

dude I swear I'm being gangstalked by women in the neuro-sama general!

>>86406703

(This assumes they both say they are in a relationship with each other)
For the girls, typically it would lead to a good chunk of % of their viewers leaving depending on the content they were doing (GFE / Sexual / etc). If they are entertaining, they can earn back the % of viewers.
For Guys, nothing really happens outside of maybe getting some viewers from the girl. They may get some threatening messages to break up with her, but, outside of that, things continue as normal.

Things usually settle after a year. But LDRs in general are hard to sustain for a long time, so unless one of them move to the other's place, it becomes a ticking time bomb on when the relationship will end.

>>86406999
>women
No, just one schizo fujo.

>>86406703
aethel nyanners

>>86407211
see >>86406050

Let's settle this:
https://poal.me/ixz71u

>>86407211
>just one
only one? I got called a woman in this thread and I'm not the one poster you are all arguing with

>>86407354
t. schizo fujo

eliv tum

>>86407543
*ropes*

>expecting on topic threads while neuro is on hiatus

I think if Neuro and Evil ever get new outfits they should be able to choose which ones they have on like how they can choose the color of their lava lamp/plasma orb

>>86407044
>(GFE / Sexual / etc)
Honestly, not even that. Gooners aren't going to abandon a sexy streamer just because she's got a boyfriend or husband. Just observe how horny this thread gets about Layna.

You really only lose the Unicorns or their female equivalent, which is not a sizable audience in the first place.

>>86407673
Somehow I can see them fucking it up if they had a real base model; similar to how we saw Evil without her head in the outer space stream.

But would be really cool to see them switch outfits midstream.

>>86407764
tell that to nyanners, she lost most of her audience
she was a gosling apocalypse
then again, I'd argue layna is much prettier than nyan ever was so idk

>>86407673
If they can pick before the stream starts, maybe. Switching models midstream is pretty janky, which is why streamers normally hide their model while they do it.

>>86407211
Honey is /here/?

>>86407602
When's the next Neuro/Evil and Vedal collab?

>females in /swarm/
Where are the tits?

>>86407912
Probably.
Pretend to be a woman and say you're after Vedal, wait for rabid response.

Honey stop coping, Anny CRAVES for Vedal's seed you have NO opportunity

any female swarmanons want to watch the dev stream in a private vc dm me

>>86407918
Tomorrow, if we're lucky and Vedal is desperate enough for content.

>>86407958
Here you go

NONE of you retards can get MY vedal
- pb

>>86407958
>tits
Anon... this is an antiquated method. Please see
>>86398643

>>86407958
>Where are the tits?
we're flat like neuro

>females itt
>not the "female" discord mod troons
ngmi

>>86407866
that has nothing to do with her dating she is just so fucking boring to watch and you can tell she hates streaming

>>86407333
Shit, true
>>86407044
Makes sense. Someone like Camila would probably have the same audience, just now teasing her about her squeeze. Miniko or Cerber would be more of a trouble, probably? Filian I can't tell, since they're obviously getting tons of people watching anyways, but I can't tell if her huge audience of dumb teenagers would react badly. Not that she has to worry, Layna makes it seem like Filian is married to the biz

>>86408092
Even better.

>>86408020
sure drop your dc >:3

>>86408051
Even if I'm a greek man?

>>86406055
May I see it?

Which Vedal ship would make the best couple content and or have the best family streams?

>>86407958
Only for vedal

>>86408362
Me

>>86408365
I wouldn’t know what to do if Vedal was being a sexpest towards me ngl.

>>86408123
She's not a tranny that's just rude anon. You can tell when it's a woman posting.

>>86408362
Cerber

>>86408549

Anny you have to man up and claim the turtle already he's slipping through your fingers right as we speak

>>86408549
yeah from the hysteric and ridiculous rage

>>86408659

>>86408659
It's important woman knowledge your parents didn't teach you, you should read it for your own good Anon.

>>86405425
I wanna implant my seeds in there

>>86408509
There is only one way to find out

>>86408051
I want pb

>>86405837
Lucy is the devil under the smiling mask, her words are dripped with venom. That kind of woman would hold grudges for 20 years for the slightest inconvenience she receives. She would push people down a cliff with a smile

>>86409024
Yeah, if Neuro ever got free she would arrange an accident for Lucy for sure.

>>86408663
They were both in her chat like 30 minutes ago implying they’re in a call.

>>86407764
Cuckfag are common in the west. If she doesn't do gfe it's fair game.

>>86408362
Like if they magically fell in love and reality had no bearing on it? Anny and Vedal have really fun bickering, even the clips from the discord people seem to post. It wouldn't change that much, but I wonder how it would affect Anny's viewers. They LOVE vedal, at least.
Camila would be some of the best content out there. Having a brick wall of a brit and the biggest gremlin out there would be so funny. Toma would probably be one of the worst, Vedal doesn't really have a back and forth with her. He's just, normal and corpo around her

>>86408362
kokonuts

>>86407866
Layna rely on her flesh, which attractive enough to carry on. Pink cat only has her voice and model

>>86409024
That makes sense, lore wise.

I arrived~

>>86408362
Shylily

>>86408362
Ellie (?) probably. She also like neuro and friendly to vedal

>>86409126
>3AM in London

>>86408362
>Best couple content
Camila by a MILE, it's not even close. Anyone who says otherwise is a 2024 newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3IUcZONBDk

>>86409126
proofs?

>>86409434
>drunk
yeah doesn't count

>>86409249
Layna's vibes are real nice, honestly. Before I even found her cooking streams, she had a fun horror style and it was nice seeing horror vids every so and so. The way she talks to her chat feels like a nice teacher talking to her class, or an aunt trying to cheer you on. Surprised me, since I would see her in collabs just shaking her ass all day

>>86409384
He literally said during anny's last stream that she can call him whenever she wants. He's a man of his word

Women 101: Cry enough and passive-aggressively threaten to end your own life until he starts to notice and actually pays attention to you.

>>86409434
Mimi's chat is chill, but I have never seen a male treated as well as Vedal on streams.

>>86408362
I think Cerber would have the best overall couple and family content. She vibes with Neuro well enough to do family streams and not be awkward.

>>86409626
Retard?

>>86409626
yes

>>86409330
I bore witness~

>>86409126
pls show, it's always fun to see them argue

>>86409626
Works every time

>>86409434
I wish we had more Camimi and Vedal streams every time they shoot the shit together it's great

>>86409781
I vanquished~

>>86409626
He starts to notice what? What the fuck are you even talking about?

>>86409691
Cerber being a traditional vtuber makes it a bit odd, and I just don't see her taking the mom role well. She's smol and that's her whole deal.

And this is why I prefer /swarm/ over shitcord.

>>86409249
For me Layna personality is her biggest hook

>>86409976
Evil is very cute

>>86409556
They're still peak even not drunk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-EGpGhk1ME&

>>86410016
And sexy.

Vedal works best with someone who can get on his level silliness like Camimi

It’s kind of insane how any interaction from Vedal with the opposite gender makes people go nuts here.

Naked cuddling with Neuro and Evil while we're all covered in massage oil

>>86408549
When men lose argument, they accept it or try to annoy you by dragging it out
When women lose argument, they lose their reasoning then rage

>>86410016

I kinda want to see another Vedal group collab. It’s been a while and I want to see some banter.

>>86410306
Yeah he should only be talking to other males and preserving his purity instead of interacting with those bitches

>>86410016
I miss her noise sometimes

>>86409686
Most twitch vtuber fans would want Vedal to interact with their streamers because they know he makes number go up, theres always unicorns of course but most normie fans really just want the thing or person they like to get more popular

>>86410016
>>86410135
>>86410451
back to shitcord you go

>>86410336

>>86410556
It makes sense an AI would hate moisture.

>>86409976
evilbeggar central over there, its why i associate eliv with troons tbqh

>>86410534
>>86410702
Who are the discordshitters again?

What would happen if a theorical Vedal x Luxiem collab where to happen

My biggest fear is that Vedal and Camila will no longer have the same chemistry they once did.

>>86410306
Massively new, we love his IPN reacts too

>>86410809
I mean hard for things to be the same after the rape

>>86409976
/swarm/ percentages would be like 10% neuro 5% evil and 85% vedal

>>86410799
Wouldn't it be Vanta??

>>86410881
https://poal.me/mg32cy

>>86410874
It was an improvement

>>86410881
which is based, fuck poalnigger these poals are only good for trolling

>>86410902
This is what Toma wants but Vedal would never do it

>>86410902
>>86411051
christ dont remind me toma is a rabid nijisister

/swarm/ became shit again after hagposters left and cunnyposters came back...

>>86411304
It's Vedal's fault for interacting with too many women recently

>>86411304
lack of cunny collabs paired with the new zealand semen demon collabs

>>86411114
>>86411051
>Toma talking about how annoying it is to be shipped with the niji boys
>Vanta talking about her tits
It would be too weird to see the typical male vtuber next to vedal

>>86410799
They will bitch the entire time because vedal could have all the chinese woman money he wants yet he dosen't sell his soul

>>86411396
>>86411396
>>86411396
gn /swarm/

>>86409786
They weren't really arguing, they were just posting different Erms and we were following their lead.

Ejaculating on Evil's buttocks.

Pissing on Neuro's chest.

>>86411611
does anyone have a recording of PB's erms from ermcon

nurcun

>>86413216
*cums inside it*

vedcun

>>86413565
*cums outside it*

my pp deep inside evils poophole

>>86413682
AI don't shit

>>86413914
They do if I give them an anal creampie.