/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

squish

goob morning, retards.

>Hail Ame, full of Gurace
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst chumbuds
>And blessed is the fruit of thy mole, Amesame
>Dorky Ame, mother of memes
>Be well for us teabuds, now and after the hours of EST
>Ame
>n

>>86344703
Goob morning faggot

uhm. do you think Gura will be next to graduate?
https://x.com/alfa_hatdog/status/1840229329806238080

Gurass

MAKE
AMESAME
GURAME
AGAIN

>>86344862
no, its going to be me. graduating from neetdom. i really want to play deadlock

>>86344463
Usually I want to sexually destroy her but her squishy cheeks trigger my must protect response T u T

Gura is going to wait for Watson.

never gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

BagurAmette honhonhon

For Ame and Same!

>>86346105
Would ruin T u T

Another nightshift another dollar

My trophy

>>86347345
You can keep your trophy, I will take the naked Gura.

Slow day today buds?

>>86344937
SNIFFFFF

>>86347494
>>86347345
captcha: M048VT

Gura CUTE

>>86347687
Based Holocast Denier shork

>>86347721
>>86347687
White girl love

Gurass

>>86347991

>>86347991
What's wrong bud

>>86348206
I see no problem personally

how was the stream?

>>86348806
Kino/10, brought out the best of Ame and Gura
Then the aquarium tour stream right after was also Kino/10, brought out the best of Kronii

>>86348806
the discord sex is real, literally

She kinda sounded congested and sickly desu. Guess she got covid after all

>>86348806
jk it was good

>>86347687
Unbearably cute

goob morning
i love gura

>>86349962
I made this post

>>86349962
>>86350052
I love her the most tho

>>86350161
Joke's on (you), I also made this post
Take that (me)

I wish that sardine was my penis
And that that moustache was my other penis

My wife

I cried and shat my myself.

>>86351463
Gura...

Remember Ame is a time traveller so while Gura will be waiting a long time, Ame will be back instantly from her perspective.

>>86349484
Did any detectives figure out which game this was actually referring to?

Gura graduation announcement within 1 month. Bookmark this post and everyone that tells me otherwise owes me 10 dollars each

>>86353739
I'm breaking your hymen if you're wrong then.

>>86344785
based and true and same desu

>>86353785
Deal

>>86351635
The last thing Gura will ever see is Ame, but Ame will see Gura many times even after the shark leaves this world.

>>86353739
I bet 10 dollars she doesn't

>>86353912
I'm gonna get fucking rich, can finally replace my 7 year old jet engine sounding laptop

>>86347345
Strange looking facemask

Gura please do a Lovense stream, i will vibrate you like an unbalanced washing machine with my SC

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Is Gura a popular loli mortal?

Is Gura a lovely loli god?

>>86354168
>>86354229
>>86354294
Gura really shouldn't wear such short skirts. She might get sexually bullied by evil horny ojisans.

>>86355758
Yeah by me

>>86355758
Bully this

>>86356442
That's someone's daughter you sick fuck.

>>86356602
Even better :3

>>86353866
Such is the fate of a time traveller, fuck that actually reminds me of a series/movie I watched where that happens, I feel like I should remember the name but I can't.

>>86356602
Is he aware that his daughter is acting like such a slut?

Gura is my sister and sleeps with me every night, some days I wake up to find my face nuzzled in her chest, other days I wake up to find her still snoozing on top of me.

I had two sausage and egg McMuffins for breakfast.

>>86357675
Nice waste of $73 USD

>>86357771
I had a buy one get one free deal so I got both of them for $4.27

What fizzy drinks do you guys have? I quite like my fanta.

>>86358100
Elderflower cider, it is so freaking tasty <3 Trying to get rid of my Cola type drink addiction

>>86358100
Coke zero

Fishe

>>86359096

What is the Myth collab about? Have anyone leaked it? Kiara never seem to keep her mouth shut so have she spoiled the plans?

>>86359312
Who cares? Gura will be in it so i will watch until she is no longer in it
All that i need to know for if it will be good or not is whether gura is in it or not

>>86359350
You are a fucking retard and subhuman, the worst kind of actual downie autism there is, never reply to me ever again. Fuck off retard

Chumbuds, we have to take care of the teamates when Ame is gone right?

>>86359676
I still need someone to take care of me.

>>86359676
Kek no

Some us our chumbabooeis won't make it themselves.

>>86359896
come here, i can take care of you my chumbaby

Remember chums; Ame will find a new "home", Gura won't, it is clear that Gura will not want to be in the public eye anymore after Holo. So treasure every single second you get to spend with Gooba hereforth

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>86347721
>>86347976
>>86348206
>>86348452
D-does this guy not know...?

I love amesame

>>86360407
She talked about evolution in the AmeSame stream hours ago, she's not a practicing ...

Goob morning retards

I am awake! I am hungry!

>>86360221
Yes I am mister

>>86360637
>sample

Sex with a fembud.

>>86354229
>*Le touché*

Sex with a buttbud.

>>86358100
reed's

>>86360221
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy had her last 1 on 1 stweam with her wife...

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Alrighty. It's time for /vt/ League 7 Divegrass. Our thread is currently in the quarter-finals and we have looked stronger than ever. Right now we face /mogu/, and if we win we are to play either Global or /jidf/. I'm feeling great about this team this VTL.
Stream link: http://vtleague.420699.xyz/

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>86362497
Ye

This is a cunny.

>>86360702
>>86360760
>>86361571
>>86361944
>>86362042
>>86362497
>>86362566
Those all are the same person who's aldo probably a bot
Fucking grim

wrong again, retard

>>86360407
She's one of the good ones. We can't win without collaborators... even Uncle knew this!

>>86362294
We are getting destroyed

>Ame: I love Gura's voice, I could listen to her all day
>Ame: I love her sense of humor
Ame is literally me

>>86347687
>>86347721
>>86347976
>>86360407
https://files.catbox.moe/byfnkh.mp4

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>86362294
GAWR MVP!

>>86363477
Flexible girls are the best, seeing a closeup of the twig going in and out of their own butthole <3

I have developed an AI that can with 90% certainty identify samefags in ggg, i will unleash it in a couple of minutes, prepare your butts everybody

Hello fellow chumbuds, looking pretty chummy today

>>86363959
>>86363959
Samefag certainty 29%

>>86344401
is this sfw

>>86364237
Monkey!

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>86363959
why are you pretending to be me
>>84893664

Dammit. Well it was bad, then it was good, then it slipped at the last minute. Hard to blame the GK because she saved us multiple times but that sequence of events at the end was just unfortunate timing. Anyhow, we are a top 8 team this VTL and well be a top team heading into next VTL. Thanks for coming by, see you all at the myth collab.

>>86364615

>>86364523
Well, i succeeded while you didn't, mister

>>86363477
>>86364237

>>86364979
are you sure?

>84893664
>[deleted]
hmm... curious.
very curious...

I think a chumbud have hacked my computer, once in a while i hear male moaning sounds. Who diddit?

What do y'all know about these youtooz things? I see it's a pre-order, but is it limited on top of that? Do I need to make sure I buy it right away?

>>86365899
I know that they include Bloop, so I don't want them

please post the voice dramas please please please

>>86366614
Why does she have 6 toes in that picture?

>>86366614
Guuura no! Oh wait non-toxic

How are the chumbies doing today?

It's wild to me that a person could be streaming minecraft for 3 hours a week, slowly building 1% of atlantis each week and netting a profit of 86000 dollar in SC while doing so and STILL not do it. Fucking easymode

>>86367293
it's not about the money, it's about sending a message

Shion is the superior pairing than Ame

>>86367416
not true

>>86367191
I jwu and now I have to exist again

i am the superior pairing

>>86367629
Please don't talk like that, bud. We're all gonna make it.

I'm glad Ame is gone, one less chumbud on my way to being the last chumbud

>>86367416
true

>>86367293
"If i had the building materials it would be easy for me to build atlantis but it is so exhausting getting all the quartz"
*autistic kaela secret santa gives a chest full of quartz blocks with the promise of even bigger delivery"
Still doesn't keep building it, what is her problem?

>>86367416
They were pretty cute together, mesugaki truly transcends language barriers. They could understand each other on a spiritual level.

it hasn't happened yet but I'm pretty sure Gura is going to give me a :3 fetish

>>86368191
Ask her yourself

>>86368355
You are right, i will pick up my phone and call her & ask her, great idea (y)

>>86367850
okey

>>86368402
You have opportunities to send her comments like everyone. You people just keep making excuses not to.

>>86368333
:3

>>86368492
Meds

When she sees my tiny custardslinger

>>86368492
>he thinks Gura reads comments
ngmi...

>>86368519
:3

>>86368492
I got tired of making comments into the void after a year.

>>86368779
I'm not sure why. It clearly worked. Lizord is still living rent free in her head.

>>86368850
but she still hasn't finished or even played it again either

>>86368779
sounds like you keep making them

>>86369002
And? All the comments about her streaming frequency get to her too. You seem to think Gura's actions not changing means she isn't reading comments when the impact on her mental state couldn't be more obvious.

>>86369173
shes such a sensitive girl

>>86367416
shiongura is great but i really like okayu too

>>86369173
KEK
you're not supposed to drink your own kool-aid

>>86369500
Gura and Ogayu need to have a 1 on 1 collab someday. Imagine the spaghetti that will be spilt.

>>86368721
NTA but she was responding to comments on her members post last month

>>86365899
They look terrible. Not sure why you'd want them.

Why buy acrylics from west taiwan when you can just buy a 3D printer and print whatever Gura merch you want?

>>86368191
She's a liar. Duh.

>>86370282
Okay, thank you for your input, very insightful

>>86370233
3D printers are a waste of money unless you plan on using them to make stuff and sell the stuff.
how about you sell those acrylics yourself for cheaper as you would be selling to americans in your own country, cheap shipping and no taxes.

>>86370342
What other explanation could it be? You realize how many hours she's played minecraft on stream, right? Kaela gave her the materials that she said was the only hurdle to her not building it over two years ago.
Two years.

Why is our schizo having a melty? I just popped in.

>>86369173
She didn't read a word of any of that, be real

>>86370647
>3D printers are a waste of money unless you plan on using them to make stuff and sell the stuff.
What a dumb fucking comment. There are good ones for 3-400 USD (Anycubic Kobra 3 for instance), so instead of buying 2-3 Gura merch sets.
You obviously don't know what a hobby is.
There are billions of other usecases than for selling merch stuff you mongoloid-tard.
Maybe you are a poorfag with 2 dollars to your name but in a 1th world country 3d printers are cheap enough to not care about ROI

>>86370737
Loss of interest in minecraft began around that time. You retard or something? Actually, its pretty obvious.

>>86370810
Dunno, I've been skipping reading most of the reply chains.

>>86371077
i hit a nerve huh, sorry your hobby is a money sink so bad you have to make arguments on why it's ok to have it as a hobby.

"idle hands are devil hands" - Gawr Gura anno 26 mars 2023

>>86371077
Don't listen to that guy chumbie. I think 3d printing is cool

>>86371504
>sorry your hobby is a money sink
Yeah, moneysink, sure. It has served me very well while you are stuck in 1983 writing your comment on a plastic rectangle

>>86370139
They really do, but I still bought them

>>86371578
Gura is the devil and she wants me to masturbate

>>86369500
Chat is this real?

>>86371875
woah

>>86367416
Trvthnvke

If the Myth girls had auditioned for the Justice generation, Gura is the only one that would have a chance to get in, right?

I love these retards...

Gura & Shion was kinda a sad arc honestly, Gura gave Shion a rusty cake while Shion gave Gura a yacht, a private yet, 1 house in every continent, 5 Ferraris, 10 McLaren, 22 RR, 312 Koenigsegg Agera RS & a John Deere 8R. I felt really bad for Gura, that moment must have been embarrassing

>>86371725
that only tells me you got so little desk real state that even a rectangle keyboard plus a mouse are out of your ability to accommodate.
your fancy looking hellspawn can't compare to a regular qwerty full size keyboard.

>>86371077
>but in a 1th world country

>>86372528
>John Deere 8R
Hey, with all of that Hololive green she have accumulated during these years, maybe she has become a farmgirl like she always wanted and just driving around plowing her fields all day everyday nowadays and bakes some nice bread for her own bakery with the weat she produces at her farm?

>>86372637
>got so little desk
Desk? What is a desk?

>>86372853
The mental image of someone sitting in that chair, furiously typing out a reply really has me tickled

>>86372829
Fuck, i need to setup an AI too so i can post these sweet pics to my posts, that one would have fit so nicely to my previous post :D

>>86372528
Don't bully the shark wife. She's still a very shy, autistic, introverted farm shark and I think Shion understands that.

>>86372926
it just made me think of someone furiously taking a shit but the seat has arm rests.

>>86373270

>>86368519
:3

they made my wife look like a tranny

Gura wears diapers

>>86373433
me too
we were made for each other

Gura sure got excited when talking about how she likes to meet up with online friends, huh?

>>86373420
maybe your eyes are fucked

>>86373433
Just curious, do people write these kinds of posts just to lure out the ritual-poster, or maybe this is the samefag ritualposter pre-setup?

>>86373420
You're over exaggerating, but it definitely doesn't look good, imo.

>>86373508
the later

>>86372687
hey man

>>86373508
I wrote it because I've been enjoying Gura talking about diapers for years and she did it again yesterday.
https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=322

Gura said she thinks it's really cute when she meets up with someone she spends a lot of time with online and gets to see their personality in person. She said she really enjoys doing it.

>>86373616

>>86373716
that's why she is married to me, we love eachother true personalities

>>86373716
Yes?

>>86373839
>>86373854
Why are you replying to it? Stop it.

>>86373616
Remember during a GTA stream were she out of the blue in 1ms just mention Depend, "Give this man some Depend", i'm an adult, i had no idea what Depend was, how did she know? She seems like the bedwetter type so yeah, i give it 80% chance she actually wears diapers

>>86373883
I'm sorry.

>>86362775
That's a sharbunny you dingus

Why did the 2.0 not have a toggle to put the :3 right between her eyes like in all her silly drawings? That would have been the peak Gura design

>>86374048
Most Americans know what Depend is. It's kind of hard to avoid if you have to visit that area of the store, and that's ignoring picking it up from memes/jokes/etc over the years.

>>86374048
That's the most basic diaper joke there is to anyone who visits a grocery store

>>86374272
Stop poking hole in my dreams and hope that Gura is a diaper-adult, fuck you buddy

>>86374239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYq6QovmH1A
Learn english dumbud

>>86374389
She absolutely is a diaper adult or at the very least finds the fetish funny, don't worry, I'm nto arguing with that just this particular angle of it.

Will we get a moment like this again? She needed Ame so much.

>>86374048
You aren't American. You seem ESL. It's "Depends" btw, and they make diapers for both babies and adults. Everyone here knows that brand. Same thing with Pampers. These are brands everyone knows because of advertising. Saying someone needs Depends or is going to need Depends is an extremely common joke about implying the other person is incontinent.
Why the fuck did you think that just because you, a foreigner, didn't know about a common American brand, that Americans themselves wouldn't know about it? Are you retarded?

>>86374587
the magic 8 ball says "Very doubtful"

Have any of you guys sharted in a mart?

>Are you retarded?
Shouldn't have had to even ask this. He's a diaperfaggot and is probay a scatfag as well. Of course he's retarded.

>>86374239
>>86374458
a) cunny and sharbunny are not mutually exclusive, I merely emphasize the latter as it is more specific and descriptive
b) holy fucking shit thrre's another bud here who watches Professor Dutton? Huh, small world. I swear I shall protect Gura from the spiteful mutants and impending Malthusian collapse.

>>86374791
I hold my farts in when I'm in grocery stores. Just in case.

>>86374646
>It's "Depends" btw
For the 2034803th time in gggs history the turbo ESL accuses the mini ESLs of being ESLs, classic retardness. Now, never write in ggg again, everyone here hates you

>>86374924
it's /ggg/, faggot

>>86374791
Yes, believe it or not.
The good news is I reached a bathroom and cleaned up without anyone noticing.

>>86374924
Literally no one calls it "Depend" in the US.
Retard. Go read his post again.
>Give this man some Depend
>some Depend
No one says this. And Gura didn't either. It's like saying "I used some Q-tip to clean my gun". You sound retarded.

>>86374889
Wait do you have to prepare yourself before going to town? Is your body ogey?

Goob afternoon buds I jwu
Any news on the final Myth collab today? I looked around and I didn't see a frame on any of the girls' channels yet.

>>86375588
I hope for part of it they go and look around the EN minecraft server one last time.

>>86375525
>Anon got butthurt after getting proven wrong for incorrectly trying to correct a correct post
Many such cases
>Give this man some Apples, Give this man some BMWs, Give this man some underwears. The brand name IS "Depend" and you don't pluralize single items, that is English 101, fucking retard. Now you are just embarrassing yourself

>>86375525
>No one says this
I have heard it used primarily by elderly people but usually "Depends" instead of just "Depend" like how a lot of people say "Krogers" instead of "Kroger", though I think that's more of a regional thing.

>>86375527
I fart in the parking lot walking in.

I love that someone is arguing about poop and diapers. I love you retards, you're funny.

>>86375971
Gura loves poop and diapers

>>86375715
You fucking ESL retard. I literally gave you an example of when you pluralize a brand. Did you really think it's proper to say "some Q-tip" instead of "some Q-tips"? The same thing is true for Depend.

>give this man some underwears
You larping lying piece of of shit. You are literally ESL.
No one says "some underwears", you stupid faggot. This is literally one of the easiest ways to spot an ESL, because there are tons of exceptions to when you pluralize words and when you don't and non-native speakers hardly ever know all of them unless they've lived here for years.
You're a total fucking clown.

>>86375971
Just another day in /ggg/

>>86376342
chumbie why are you angry

>>86375818
I fart every single time I walk in my house after a long night at work. Why does my body do this? Maybe it notices it's time to relax.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmxXEaYq7lg

>>86376782
Based

>>86376435
I'm tired of larping retards and scatfags literally filling this thread with shit.

>>86376782
After this Gura will no longer be burdened by Myth and can stream a bunch on her own!

>>86372853
ew

>>86372853
i want a mousepad that fits onto my chair's armrest like that.

>>86376782
I'm probably going to cry. Dammit...

>>86376983

>>86376983
Stream?

>>86376983
Gura is practically the last myth member for me. I don't really watch the other girls in myth

Bro it isn't Myth4ever, it's Myth5ever...

I guess Ame won't go look at the EN server before she leaves then. That's a shame. Gura and Ame spent more time together in MC than any other game.

>>86377637
but it's not, eventually it will be Myth3ever

>>86377709
ina...

>>86377663
Can't be helped, since the server was lost and all.

>>86344401
Those socks are way too baggy, they might slip off. She should wear tighter fitting ones

>>86377637
I can't find that comic with bros just being bros. How did it go? I love it.
Bro...

Gura gay

>>86378490

>>86378446

>>86378490

Guys, we can't win the game anymore now that Ame is dead. We have to reload an earlier save.

I heard an animal get killed by another animal last night from my window. I don't like hearing those sounds.

>>86378745
it's okay ame is a time traveler

How does deleted post work? Does it always have to be a mod that deletes or can posts also get auto-deleted if one and the same post gets mass-reported?

>>86378842

>>86378745
>>86378855
but you forgot about causality, so every time Ame rewinds, she actually creates another timeline while leaving the old doomed timeline behind.

>>86379371
She already revealed that she's not from this timeline so I guess her old timeline is just ameless.

>>86378490
Cheebs are all fat fucks.
Literally red bloops

>>86379415
>old timeline is just ameless
No? That would mean she would have to rewind the timeline, which she can't?

papa shark doesn't have foreskin

>>86379582

>>86377770
>the EN server was lost
Then what's this?
https://youtu.be/TV1WBYRJqW4?t=646

>>86379582
hes just like me

>>86379662
based ID revealing EN's lies and deception.

>>86379476
Shes not fat, it's just her winter coat

>>86378490
i think this little guy is lost

>>86379582
No shit sheerlock, most americans have amputated their dicks for some fucking reason, that country is obsessed with cutting body-parts off, they do the same with dog tails too for some fucking stupid fucking reason. Ultra-religious country but still "OMG god made everything correct EXCEPT for that little piece of skin AND dogs should not have tails, but other than that, good job God"!

I bought $350 of groceries yesterday…

>>86379747
>for some fucking reason
against their will at birth most of the time and if you want to know why, just look up who introduced that practice in the US...

>>86379747
God told us to explore, name, and dominate the world. Retarded atheists always hate on cultures they don't understand and make weird nonsensical arguments against them.
Also, I'm American and have a foreskin, my parents thought the 0.00001% a surgeon fucks it up and kills the baby made it not worth.

>>86379933
That sounds like a normal amount to me.

>>86379582
So? Why would you know this?

>>86379957
>against their will at birth most of the time
Irrelevant point, the previous generation have had plenty of time to come to their senses and stop that practice, but they are to stupid to realize it, current generation won't stop it either when they get kids. So even though themselves got bastardized at birth they will still continue that stupid shit

>>86378842
It's not nice to refer to minorities that way anon

>>86380076
>weird nonsensical arguments against them
Being against cutting off bodyparts == "weird nonsensical argument" apparently, can ggg get more retarded?

>>86380229
Okay, never mind, you can't even remember what you posted because you're AI.

>>86379933
assuming it's for this week, did you get a ton of stuff, or are things just really expensive where you live?

>>86380076
>my parents thought the 0.00001% a surgeon fucks it up and kills the baby made it not worth
Or maybe they thought that the 0.00001% that gets a permanent issue by having a foreskin was not worth cutting it off. It's like amputating both your legs after birth because you maybe will one day in your 80 years of life will maybe break your leg

>>86379722
cheebs, i will rape you like i would cheeb gura.

>>86380215
KEK

>>86378842
You probably just heard squirrels mating or something.

>>86380076
circumcision is not part of christianity though...

>>86380215
It was just cats and squirls killing each other...

>>86379933
american inflation is fucking insane, you guys are heading to a venezuela and weimar republic levels of inflation

>>86380551
Anon, when I say what my parents thought, I'm not relying on guesswork. There's no reason for you to input your hypotheticals.

>>86380821
I know your parents better than you do

>>86380491
I haven’t gone grocery shopping in 6 months so it was a complete restock. I’ll probably go grocery shopping in another 2 weeks but it’ll be under $200

>>86380876
oh ok, sounds good to me, I spend like 100$ a week on groceries (for 3 people)

I can't bulk shop groceries, i have no self control, i made boeuf bourguignon last week & i ate 1 portion for dinner & then mealprepped 6 dinner for ones out of it, and i ended up eating it all in 1 day. If i have something at home it is gonna go my throat one way or another

Thanks for coming to my TEDx talk

>>86380643
Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are all Abrahamic religions. They all believe in humanity's task to achieve mastery over creation. That means you should decide what is medically best when it comes to operations on the body.

>>86381141
fatbud...

>>86381316
>That means you should decide what is medically best when it comes to operations on the body
Yeah and that for sure isn't to cut of bodyparts that have a purpose you troglodyte

>>86379747
Except they don't think God fucked anything up, you drooling, drug-addicted, mentally-ill nihilist Redditor Eurotrash faggot.
As other anons have pointed out, the practice was popularized in modern America as a form of subversion by a particular "chosen" people. In the rare instances where Christians have historically practiced circumcision, they do so to accommodate *their own* failings, not any mistake on the part of God. Specifically, it's a way to suppress concupiscence (or, "lust") - you could call it a crutch, but the fact is that the point is to suppress your libido to accommodate, not for some flaw in the design of the human body, but for the weakness of our spirit.
It's not God's fault that we humans are corrupted by sin and incapable of controlling the bodily functions He gifted us. You might as well say we're blaming the night for the thieves because we lock our doors, or blaming wine for drunkenness just because we abstain from alcohol. What an insipidly fucking stupid and ignorant thing to say - but sadly par for the course when it comes to atheists.

>>86381401
Your AI can't even follow the conversation, it's so bad.

>>86381457
Cope all you want dude, it's obvious that your anger is due to your foreskin envy

Halo 1 was a shorter game than I remember

>>86381141
I have the same problem chumbie

>>86381457
There's no point in replying to the AI. It even confused basic vocabulary like the difference between a stance and an argument. An ESL AI, what a marvel.

I don't give a shit about ants, foreskin, food, shemales, british people, robots, ducks, key switches, lesbians, boobs, YouTube notifications, headpats, earbuds, Ames parents, paranoid acoustics, chameleons, wavelength, ID male collabs, deceased bees, butt-wiping, chinese invasion of taiwan, missiles, shake-weights, subnautica, Dodgers, baseball, pan fried salman, cockatiels, air fryer, condoms, s’ghetti, birdcages, wc3 customs, bleeding, meron pan, oyasame, eggnog, baguraette, cold sandpaper, foreskin again…i just want my Gura back, is that to much to ask for?

>>86381457
You will never experience sex the way your body was designed to experience it. It was literally stolen from you by people that thought if you had it, you would enjoy it to much and become less productive. Just don't continue the cycle of trauma to your children if you ever have them.

I don't care much about religion.

>>86381616
True and same desu
Then again it took me months to beat Luigi's mansion when I was a kid. Playing like six hours a day maybe.
I was a dumb five year old.

I think I’m going to go back to sleep…

>>86381855
But the stream starts in 30 minutes...

>>86381457
There was a cult in Russia in the late 18th century and it's male members would cut off their penises and it's female members would cut off their boobs and sew their vaginas shut. Because sex is bad and sinful or something. And they only got wiped out two centuries later by Stalin who was tired of their shit.
No matter how extreme body mutilation fans are, they are fucking hard to get rid off without just killing them. Say thank you it's just foreskin.

When i was in middleschool we used to wrap our foreskin around a Nokia 3210 just for fun, it was called "docking"

>>86375525
We call adult diapers, "Depends" here in the US. It's a brand name. Retard.

>>86379582
He's also bald.

I played Mario Party 1 by myself with the max amount of turns just to test if I could stay up all night. I had no friends.

Does Gura like uncut guys?

>>86382017
Hey, shit eating retard. Go reread the comment chain, you smooth-brained idiot.

>>86382150
Newfag, she doesn't like guys at all:

"Boys ARE confusing" - Gawr Gura, Bully, anno 2022. What did she mean by that?
https://youtu.be/hjdsUPEtNoA?t=823

When a girl says "i rly want a cute girl friend to wear matching outfits with , huff", does that mean she is straight or gay? Just asking for a friend

>>86381734
Does anyone know when this copypasta started? How long has it been around exactly? I'm guessing since Gura's first health break?

>>86382150
she likes uncut girls, a shame for the ID girls...

>>86382150
As long as it's huge and dark.

>>86379582
hes a shark so he would have two penises, and therefore eightskin, good job chumbo you are ok at math!

>>86381616
it's shorter the more experienced you are.
i love the game but i skip most of the firefights on my playthrougs when i am allowed.

>>86382426
Claspers aren't penises. Sharks don't have penises.

>>86381925
>cult
>exterminated by another cult
Many such cases. Thank God Stalin got his worthless, child-sacrificing Georgian ass assassinated by Tito and that his shitty little criminal syndicate got scattered to the winds.
The church will always endure over deluded atheist zealots.

WIFE SOON

>>86382682
>cutting my balls off is actually good because my priest told me it's what God wants

Regular Gura was replaced by wider Gura years ago.

>>86382858
technically, you will live a lot longer without your balls.

>>86382858
Your reading comprehension reps, fedora-chama

I wonder if Gura got her penis circumcised