/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWd0-JsZW4k

>read about thing /here/ a few days ago
>video pops up on phone on the same topic
spooky

>>86351503
they also know the porn you watch

>>86351555
Wrong. If they did I would be in jail.

I want to smoke weed with Saya and Eimi.

awa

>>86351555
it's too niche for advertisers to possibly use

>>86351576
They're waiting for you to start your political career

>>86351424

>>86351599
spoiler that shit man

I think some of the talents owe me sex

JERRY GORILLA

I love Shiina!

>>86351645
___

Phaser for this feel?
https://litter.catbox.moe/sblcmo.webm

>>86351753
kek
asshole

Lumi is such a ruthless cutthroat bitch. I love her.

>>86351819
Sheer unmitigated Lawful Evil. Genuinely hot.

saya isn't streaming today is she

>>86351819
this image gives me such sadistic joy

Pico is like your little sister that follows you around when you're hanging out with your friends. Her GTA friends seem more chill than these Rust people.

>>86351876

>>86351892
The logic breaks down a little cause you give her money to stick around rather than fuck off.

I LOVE MY MOM

>>86351892
I still can't get over her sounding exactly like my barber. I think I'm starting to find the barber cute or thinking about haircuts when I watch Pico

saya is gunna be my 13th reason

Nasa cute

>>86351938
i love her too

>>86351969
>13th reason
?

>>86351974
The cutest

>>86351938
>>86351980
whore

>>86352076
what?

>>86351819

>>86352076
I love sluts, there should be more of them

Lumi should do a footcam

>>86352076
Your mom is a lying WHORE

>>86351819
Who?
IS the light blue also a mythos?

>>86351997
Stop letting mentally ill women with daddy issues affect your will to live

>>86352139
who is your oshi?

what do you even do in rust, i can't understand these latest streams in the past week or two

>>86352183
No one

>>86352183
Lumi

>>86352187
run around and kill zombies

>>86352139
why did you reply to yourself?

if they all went to the beach together who would come back with the sluttiest tan lines?

>>86352181
I shouldn't be so aroused by this but I am...

>>86352250
muyu

>>86352145
Light blue is Oumiya Emma’s new outfit

>>86352148
m4
>>86351969

>>86351997
13 reasons why was a netflix show about a girl who killed herself and blamed a bunch of other people

>>86352250
Dizzy, Erina, Nasa and Shiina
followed by
Yuu, Uruka, Clara

>>86352250
Dizzy without question

>>86352250
Depends on the swimsuits?

>>86352284
That is... quite a change.
>>86352275
>Muyu'
You need to actually wear something for tanlines.

>>86351819
they should record a song together and make this the cover

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI

Memory is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI

Memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kPlHy4HSxI

>>86351819
I want to FUCK Menace SO BAD

>>86352423
>>86352434
>>86352439
Why are you like this

>>86352325
>>86352250
narrowing it down to between Dizzy and Erina
hmmm my answer is
Dizzy

Memory is so freaking cute

I don't trust her around sharp objects...

>My Melody frying pan

>>86352439
I can't believe you would just dox the fairy like that

>memory cooking again
oh dear god

>Memory cooking
It's KINO time

>>86352250
Who would sun their holes?

>>86352823
I'm kinda surprised she hasn't gone viral yet

>>86352802
She's improving.

>>86352933
what's viral about a woman in 2024 not being able to cook? That shirokumatyandaisuki1996 woman is more shocking

Memory has the best orisong

Smug aura

>>86352763
This poor pan has been abused.

>>86351819
top left got a roommate behind the model? I thought the showcase went viral but no one could fill in

I love Runie
She a cutie

>keeps saying pizza
>just putting all the shit in a bowl
The fuck is she even trying to make

>>86353225
I love momma runie's eternal pot of seafood gumbo.

>>86352976
Internet loves cursed food

>>86353242
kimchi cheese korean pancakes

>>86353242
キムチチヂミって書いてんだろう

What happened to women. Why can't they cook anymore?

>>86352223
That is not rust, at least the unmodded form of rust
>>86352187
The intended You hit rocks, trees and scrap metal with tools to make a base to make guns to fuck someone over & maybe trade in safe zones to fuck more people over and eventually raid people with explosives. You may skip the first few steps if you kill someone with a gun/base and steal their shit

>>86353360
>women can't cook
>men can't take initiative
>everyone can't forego satisfaction for future reward
It's called societal malaise. It happens every couple centuries.

>>86353360
internet

>>86353360
pre-made meals proliferating.

https://files.catbox.moe/e9oyhd.webm

I'm actually getting physically ill watching this

owari da

Mems...

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

kek what an awful flip

It looks like a lasagna that exploded

>>86353615
You'll eat it and like it Anon

I'm back from meeting other people bros it didn't work out

flipping a pancake with a spoon

Lumi should do a cooking stream

>>86353667
allaho akbarini!

>>86353524
That's a fucking huge patty, holy shit.

>>86353729
Didn't she do one with Uruka and Hime?

>>86353711
Did you die?

>>86353714
I can't even be mad at her. She's having a ball oblivious to the war crime level cooking she's doing.

>>86353804
the one with the chicken foot burger and the kettle chocolate milk noodle thingy?

>>86353711
sorry anon, but i did tell you that you just need to start treating people like complete garbage

>>86353711
If you work, you die

It looks... edible

>>86353852
The sickening crunch from when uruka ate those feet still haunts me

>>86351503

>>86353524
would

>>86353819
no but it made me realize how socially unadjusted I am, I struggle to do small talk or just talk about normal things a lot of the time cause I don't watch TV or sports

>>86353915
Did she actually just bite into the chicken foot

>>86353915
*soft crunch*

>>86351424
I feel bad for Panko

>>86353729
That's gonna be the 100k celebration

>>86353958
it's not your fault for not being a pleb.

>>86353915
guys, what the fuck is wrong with chinese people

Good morning. Runie soon

>>86354048
Good morning

>>86353524
best horse

>>86354020
it's more that Chinese people will genuinely eat anything that has a theoretical nutritional value so we have them eating some of the milestone things you can imagine

>>86353958
There's lists for stuff you can talk about outside that. Look up "small talk topic list". Very useful if you're a wee bit spectral. I used to write my own Should do it again.

>>86354048
If I have to be awake, at least there's Memory and Runie to wake up too.

I heard Sakana Spaghetti. Please don't do it Memory-chan.

>>86353958
try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yN2H3--1aw

>>86354020
Too many things to fit into a single post

Nasa own goal.

>>86354020
>Emperor rises up for 2 generations
>Famine & civil war time for 2 generations
>Goverment rises up for 1/2 generation
>Emperor rises up for 2 generations
>repeat line 2
That is their entire history and commies replaced the emperor phase except instead of the famine happened early and without the civil war. They will eat anything and "take" (steal) anything not nailed down. I think chinks have a name for someone from the famine time still kicking, "grabhags" because they are stuck in their ways of never knowing if something will be there so they will take anything they can

Unimportant poll
http://poal.me/4hbm5b
http://poal.me/4hbm5b
http://poal.me/4hbm5b

>>86354266
>Emperor rises up for 2 generations
>150 million perish
>Famine & civil war time for 2 generations
>150 million perish
>Goverment rises up for 1/2 generation
>150 million perish
>Emperor rises up for 2 generations
>150 million perish
>repeat line 2
fix'd

She needs better lighting. That corner of her desk is dark and makes the food look more cursed than it really is

[memory news] she was literally too weak to push the button to call someone to the front desk at her hotel but she was too shy to call someone

>>86354308
Since we are including death numbers, You forgot
>Famine & civil war time for 2 generations
>150 million perish
>65 million were consumed
>Victor founded a new line of emperors

>>86354266
>>86354308
Reject Chinese barbarism, embrace Eurochad tax evasion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvO7AnA4ZZE

>>86354385
How are these women so malnourished?

memory might be the biggest girlfailure in phase JP by a mile

>>86354299
But I want all three...

>>86354434
women are much weaker than you expect
>>86354482
It's a close competition between her and Wemi

>>86354532
With Wemi there's an element of kayfabe but there is a shit ton of damning empirical evidence when it comes to Memory

>>86354602
>BY
Lay off the gumbo fatty

Sex with Runie Ruse?

>>86354699
Nope I'm not into old women

>>86354699
It'd smell like malt liquor, cheap cigars and and shea butter.

Evil Woman tries the Lemon Woman coffee
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Ba5EqfAlFc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Ba5EqfAlFc
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Ba5EqfAlFc

>>86354532
So weak they can't push a button?

>>86354664
Runie is TASTEFULLY bodacious.

Memory, Nasa and Loki went to tokyo game show together this weekend

>>86354833
She has really nice boobs, ill give her that

>>86354836
>TGS
any good announcements?

I want to hug an shorter woman and hold her close to me and breathe in her hair

>>86354699
Sure why not

>>86354664
We, the Tony Charchere Memorial Louisiana vTuber League, do not claim Runie Ruse.

>>86354804
Wait that's now?
>was awake the whole time
Fuckkk

>>86354935
hotwife

>>86354699
Not worth putting on the clown costume

>>86354935
Imagine dousing her in gasoline and lighting her on fire
Hot

Mari news: Pippa is her second favorite furry

>>86354699
>So-AAAAH, what I mean-
>PLAP
>--the Emperor's Hakiiiiiii--
>PLAP
>Is pro-AAAH
>Tied to th--YAAA
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>phew
>that was good
>so as I was saying the Emperor's Haki is probably an expression of the world soul look I've got it drawn right here

Seriously Clio another 13 hour stream?

>>86354789
>shea butter.
Every black woman I've fucked.

>>86355074
FULL
TIME
MEANS
FULL
TIME

>Lemon coffee
>No citrus flavor or undertones

>>86355175
wow lumi that's the lemon woman haha that's the meme

>>86355175
The Tales coffee experience twists the taste buds

>>86355218
Looms focus on your tourism

Runie wants to hit it

Runemama or Clio? I get the impression they look similar.

Lumi is straight

>>86355271
Same

>>86355271

>>86355281
So is spaghetti until it gets wet.

>>86355072
Kek

>>86355281

[Runie News] She thinks Lumis' bean is too small

>>86355271
So fucking soft....

>>86354873
Nothing really, just the ongoing churn of remasters (Suikoden I & II, El Shaddai, Lunar). Ubisoft drama stole a lot of the attention from western coverage.

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

I'm two cups in

Lumi’s beans are too small for Runie

>>86354836
Glad Memory is hanging with the girls

no more beans talk, yesterday was enough

>>86354836
Nasa’s a good senpai

>Size queen Runie

Runatics got puny dicks

>>86355522
Infinite beans?

>>86355473
How many girls are there?

Is Runie drunk yet?

>>86355473
gross

>>86355617
At least she has them well trained

>>86355681
I'm brewing another

>they're getting her into super pretentious coffee makers now
It's like a recursion of autism

Runie won’t even look at you unless your dick is 8 inches or bigger

>>86355721
They've got big heads

>>86355790
My dick and my hair are like my only strong points.

>>86355782
An aero press is hardly pretentious

I'm glad we got a burgeoning coffee autist in with Runie.
It just feels right.

>>86355815
Okay Colress

>>86355879
Lumi has an espresso machine

Sakana can protect Runie from the Chinese government right?

>>86355838
Some people seethe at anything other than a piece of shit mrcoffee drip
I had an aero press I bought back in 2013, I loved it but eventually it got damaged, they raised the price so I'm refusing to buy another one.

>>86355754
When you finish the third the orc will frown

>>86355754
>brewing another
Aside from Eimi being a slovenly bitch, can we talk about homebrew? I have gallons of wine (not cum) that I'd share.

>>86355940
We've got our best agent on the case as we speak

>>86356005
Can you brew a Skittles mead?

>>86356008
Thank god

I'm starting to think Lumi might not be evil and it's all just a joke.

I don’t want to use tik tok…

>You will never have Runie cutely wake you up

>join memory cooking stream one hour late
>already burned
I'll have to watch it from the beginning later.

>>86356229
Kek sounds kino

Runie reports the Lumi coffee is rich but not bitter, and slightly nutty. No citrus or tangy flavors

>>86356229
I want to see a timelapse of the pink hotplate's deterioratation after a year

>>86356069
That wouldn't be mead. Also, I don't think yeast likes that slop.

>>86355928
Nobody here actually watches Lumi, they just post as if they do.

She is tapoing my penis

>>86356318
It honestly sounds decent and I don't like coffee. Personally would want to try that and Hina's.

Those lemon squeezing noises... I'll brb...

she squeezed the lemon

Runie coaxing out all the lemon juices.

Runie just squeezed Lumi between her thighs

>>86356433

I want to watch the new season of Oshi no Ko with Memory.

>>86356353
I watch Kaneko Lumi all the time on BiliBili. I follow her on Weibo, WeChat, Xiaohongshu, and stream all her songs on QQ Music. Big fan!

Runie is the only talent that makes me cringe sometimes.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Runie's impressions just make me miss her even more.

the suggestions she was talking about

>>86356692

>>86356692
STUPID FUCKING DEGREE

Shooting my gloo

>>86356680
It's like I can hear her voice...

should've gloo'd lumi in place now she's gone huh

>turn on memory
>Absolutely burnt crispy thing in a pan
It's absolute kino

Would you put lemon juice in your coffee peeceegee

>>86356894
Sure. I don't have any lemons right now though.

>>86356894
I'd try it

>>86356894
Yes, and Runie kinda sold me on the coffee.
I'd have to check if the shipping cost is not completely ridiculous anymore though.

What is memory's mascot thing?

Hime camp RP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvPQVdPaqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvPQVdPaqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvPQVdPaqs

>>86356894
Sounds interesting, frankly. I don't have fresh or I'd try it right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvPQVdPaqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvPQVdPaqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvPQVdPaqs
He may stream

>>86356894
yeah, coffee with lemon is good for headaches

Lemon juice neutralizes some of the benefits of green tea. Not sure about coffee. Why debuff it?

>>86356680
Do you think Lumi has the same preference in men as Runie?

>>86356894
no

>>86357071
female?

hime rape

>>86357067
How?

Clara would drink coffee with butter to make sure her food slipped through faster so she wouldn't gain weight.

>>86357123
No, black.

HIME
WIFE

>>86357067
There are more similarities in taste profile between black tea and coffee, than green tea and coffee. It's pretty common to put lemon in black tea, so I can see how it could work.

>>86357224
tranny

>>86357224
Your type?

Hime-tan looks extra breedable this morning

>>86357248
Hime is pretty cute sometimes.

>>86357252
Runie loves those.
>>86357259
No, Runies.

I'd trade Lumi for yap dollar anyday.

>>86357248
Ponytails are so attractive.

>phase tabletop game
many have tried, all have failed.

>>86357303
You keep typing "runie" but we all know you mean yourself, stop projecting. it's 2024 no one cares anymore about your preferences, anon

Bitos awake, thread filled with violent and horny posts

>>86357303
tranny.

Her outfit reveal is tonight? Holy shit, this month flew by.

>>86357340
IF anyone could do it, it would be Runie.

>>86357340
Trust

>>86357340
Hasn't Pippa mentioned doing one as well? Surely between the two of them they could come up with something, that or I'm just coping.

>>86357368
>no u
Okay nice cope I guess.
https://x.com/liveonhbo/status/1445424635542114304

>>86357483
Lumi has too. Pippa would never follow through with it but maybe Lumi would.

Is DnD really that fun?

>>86357071
yeah, me

[Hime News]
She eats her steak correctly

>>86357692
It's as fun as the people playing make it. With a good group it's the most fun you'll ever have.

>>86357483
Pippa said during the first Mouseguard bookclub stream that she's given up on it. The current talent pool at Phase simply doesn't have enough people who will organize and be committed enough to it. I agree with her, but I'm open to being proven wrong.

>>86357692
yep, it's a unique experience

>>86357532
lumi wants to but she's also said it'd never actually work

>>86357692
Yes unless its modern dnd then its lame.

>>86357692
It works better with creative people who can imagine apples in their brain.

[Hime news] Hime is still doing bird noises against the advice of doctors

>>86357692
no it's cringe + it's a slog to play, and there's always that self obsessed retard ruining it for every one
that's why the best rpg videogames are singleplayers

marshmallow foreskin

Hime is eating my foreskin...

I like that Hime's scenario RPs are zatsus but weirder

>>86357692
Only when you're a kid with a more active imagination.

>>86354409
Based
chinks can't stop us from turning villages on the spanish border into tax havens that sell cheap cigarettes

>>86357692
Pathfinder 2E is better and if you play with friends. Finding a group seems like it would be miserable because you need to get along with everyone at the table. But yeah, if it's with friends it's better than video games by a lot.

Last year Dizzy came up with a ttrpg scenario in a member’s stream. It could happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDZJ2EVOI0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDZJ2EVOI0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDZJ2EVOI0A

taking Hime to the vet

Hime has an exotic tick-bourne illness that causes her to be this way

>>86357692
It's for extroverts ultimately. I played a couple other ttrpgs when I was a kid which were pretty fun, but the larger group experience is really... >>86357938
There's a reason it's so popular with Reddit

Hime is my termite queen

Rie, I'm eating... It's not the worst thing ever, but still.

Hime deserves my love and affection, she should remove the restraining order already

>pronounces birthday as "birfday"
rie is a peasant

Hime you make me feel like shit
Fuck you sou stupid bitch
I love you

>>86357769
yeah the problem is that they would drop the whole thing as soon as numbers got bad or any of them just didn't feel like doing it that day
also having Pippa as DM seems like a bad idea, she has more experience but I feel like Dizzy would be much better for that spot
her campaign would probably be funnier aswell since pippa's totally the type to get too autistic about her setup

>>86358493
How new? She's basically the first black phaser

>>86358518
When she talked about carry weight I knew she was my kind of sperg. But yeah that's a no go for new people lmao.

>>86358493
Have you heard Dizzy

>>86358493
bogan accent

>buggy tangent

stup being cute bitchth

Use darker choco

>>86358729
I wish we could get rid of all the retards in phase's chats that constantly bring up shit like buggy, colress, whatever tenma's guy is named, etc. That tenma week was nothing but the same spiderman and god of war "jokes" from chat in every stream.

hvgchhnf

>>86358920
you ok anon?

>>86358518
I think anyone can tell Pippa would be a bad idea for a DM, including Pippa. Her entire tangent about rules and then brainworming over the strixhaven book she bought because she was reading negative reviews. It's for the best she didn't DM because that shit would have been a shit show for everyone involved that being Pippa, the viewers, and the players. Also, I don't think Pippa really has the personality of a DM, or at least a good one. She should just get Chat GPT to carry the weight as a DM for a one shot or whatever, have it make the hard rule decisions and story beats.

>>86358920
bro you good?

>>86358949
He is overdosing on hime cute

>>86358949
>>86358959
Hime makes me want to kill myself

Refreshing?

>>86358453
Can you really say you love her if you won't violate restraining orders for her?

She has a perm?

Pico's humiliation ritual...

>>86358856
I hate the shit. Runie draws a line when people actually try to ship her with Buggy but it’s total flanderization on the chatter’s part

I want to hold hands with hime

>>86359090
I'm turning in for the nighta, what's happening to our dog?

>American GTA experience: GIBS ME DAT NIGGA FINNA BUST YO ASS NIGGA
>Japanese GTA experience: a nice fireside chat and performance making friends
The whiplash is wild

>>86358988
Yeah it be like that

>>86359168
It's dumb when one of the girls can't even mention a character they like without a few chatters taking it too far

i australian
her accent
heart hurt
wanna die

>>86358955
yeah honestly if you want the dnd streams to be fun it has to have something fun happening at least once a session,
I think Dizzy is the only one that can make a crazy enough shitpost campaign while being more fluid than Tenma when it comes to rules.

wemi singing for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1NNG-t1jM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1NNG-t1jM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1NNG-t1jM

me in her lap

I always listen to Wemi's intro

>Hime gfe
aieeeeeeeee

>>86359439
>>86359507
Enjoy these last moments before she joins the ranks of the titty monsters in around 11 hours.

RATE THE EVIL WOMAN
RATE THE COFFEE
RATE THE TANGENTS
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE STREAM

>>86359579
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>86359579
Cute coffee/10
Tasty evil woman/10

>>86359574
Hime would never...

>>86359574
anon, Hime's always had saggy boobs

>>86359574
she was always stacked

>>86359619
>>86359630
No she has itty bitty Hime titties.

>>86359616

>>86359579
Lumi's coffee sounds good, one of the few I'd actually be interested in trying.

>>86359681
Oh yeah explain this

Late.

>>86359761
bro...

>>86359761
anon...

>>86359731
Only in Hime's dreams.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/T8orQ3mJJOo

>>86359267
Yeah. The server is incredibly lax compared to NoPixel or even VCR.

Based Wemi condensed milk is great

>>86359828
sex

>>86359828
>>86359843
HOLY MOLY

>>86359817
Just imagine those little brown nubs

>>86359828
>>86359843
PICOFAM WE WON

>>86359761
Gone.

>>86359817
https://x.com/Glico_happy/status/1840321481760464921

image Jelly

have you guys ever noticed no one ever remembers being born, or dying, for that matter?
literally, our stream of consciousness doesn't actually seem to register that part of the process.
phase connect.

>>86360072
How are you supposed to remember dying? You're fucking dead.

>>86360118
but are you, really? many religions used to believe in reincarnation, if that were true, then the implication is consciousness just bounces from body to body.
If you consider many aspects that we call our personality are just chemistry in the brain, then it start to make sense that we would be blind to this process as well

I MISS HIME UUUUUUUU

Rate the princess
Rate the camp
Rate the termites
Rate the gfe

>>86359574
sakana won

>>86360258
I think there soon will be goslings for Hime

>>86359684
Why is this bitch mentioning Hime on her stream again? She really has no self-control at all

>>86360258
imma kill myself

Pico with the numbers.

Remi wouldn't even be surprised if Hime got pregnant with a bear

>>86360413
i'm a bear

acutally i'm too much of a pusuusy someoneee=== do it for meq

>>86360258
That was really cute. I wish it had been later in the day for me instead of noon so I could have enjoyed it more but I'm sufficiently parasocial for Hime, so she won I guess.

>>86360258
Very cute and demure/10
Hime would make a great gf
would go camping with by renting out an airbnb

>>86359412
>>86360565

noqw i fall asleep to wemi singing
and she is toooooo cute

>>86360288
It's all fun and games until Remi gets the timeskip booba model.

And Tenma 3.0....

>>86360682
but she has the perfect flat with wide hips combo my second favourite combo

>>86360392
Pico has gained over 2 thousand subs from her GTA RP. It’s been really good for her.

>>86360682
…would be nice

>>86360745
Michi didn't get much from read dead and rust...

>>86360682
If Tenma starts using the 30ma voice all the time with the new model it will be worth the trade.

>>86360770
Tenmama cum back!

>>86360787
Pico is not getting much from rust either.